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/erpg/ "Post Whatever The Fuck You Want, Just Don'

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/erpg/ "Post Whatever The Fuck You Want, Just Don't Argue" Edition

>New here?
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.

>How do I get started?

Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!

>So, I made my Character, what now?

After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.

>Where do you guys hang out?

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JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
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Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
That will take you right to the channel.

Previous thread: >>23150585
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All the arguing seems to be turning away most of the regulars, and that means there's nothing to talk about while waiting for people to link new profiles.

Maybe we need real topics, with questions. Questions like "what is your favourite type of setting to ERP in?"
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>>23184759
Shit, I fucked up the topic. It should have been "No arguing or meta posting Edition"
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>>23184765
I'm going to fuck up your topic.

And by topic I mean anus. Gonna straight up cripple your backside.
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>>23184759
>"what is your favourite type of setting to ERP in?"
One where feddies get colonies dropped on them and Zeon wins the one year war.
https://www.f-list.net/c/kate%20verloren/
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>>23184759
World needs more sci-fi smut. Most of my stuff ends up being fantasy or modern/modern-fantasy, though. I have a soft spot for high society affairs with lots of room for fancy outfits, high politicking, low scandal, and deft verbiage. Anything can work, though, so long as it's got a good idea behind it.

I strongly agree with the thread's edition, though. So let it be written; so let it be done.
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Keeping with the thread's edition, I'll go ahead and post a profile.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Mensbane%20Hive/

>tfw of all my profiles, this has the most bookmarks by far.
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Time to shill hard, cheap gratification profile works every time. https://www.f-list.net/c/alexis%20raize/
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>>23185951
I think profiles like this are dumb, but if I were capable of shame, they would be a guilty pleasure. I love their kinks and the dominant, abusive attitude.

You should make more kinks. I don't really know what you're into other than being a breaker. Do you rape, or do you like willing partners? Do you do actual abuse and beatings, or just rough sex? I've been wanting to try some ballbusting and hard abuse lately.
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>>23185989
I think you're dumb. Look at you insulting a concept you admit you like. It works for a reason. Want to know what I'm into? Come sniffing around.
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>>23186073
I don't know if that was actual anger (which is a bit of a turn off and feels insecure) or an attempt at degradation (in which case it wasn't enough)...
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>>23186073
>Want to know what I'm into? Come sniffing around.
That sort of defeats the point of a profile and a kink list, doesn't it?
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>>23186222
I'm just not looking to blow all my time here. You interested? Approach.

>>23186244
No, because if you write super detailed kinks you just get a bunch of people fapping over them. And the notes from people that fapped over them that never approach. I'm trying to get some action, not write a thousand words of free gratification in my profile.
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>>23186263
...Although I disagree with your methods, I can't help but concede that your logic is pretty sound. Huh.
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>>23186293
I'm the monster this place has turned me into. All you have to do is hook them, not get them reduced to pawing at themselves when they glance at you.
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>>23186313
See, as somebody who almost always does the approaching, I suppose I treat customs like the colourful mating plumage of male peacocks. It's a way to flaunt yourself to potential partners, and since I generally expect that I'm gonna be the one moving in on said potential partners, I don't really worry about what people may or may not do with my customs in their off time.

But for somebody who's throwing themselves out there as the hook, yeah, there's a perverse rationale to what you're proposing.
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>>23186320
It's the horrible truth. And my god does it work.
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>>23186263
>>23186293
I feel like there's a middle ground between telling barely anything other than "I pop prostates" and making a profile so hot that it intimidates people and they just jerk off to you.

I mean... not knowing what you're into is a reason I'd not approach you, like >>23186320 says. I want to know what you're into before I approach, because I don't want to waste an hour figuring out if you like the same things I do. You've even got less profile than most people.

>>23186335
I've found that having no real information means you're attracting the kind of people who don't care about you or your information. They just want you to be a dominant sex toy that gets them off. I mean, I've been sitting on one of my dominant characters who DOES have a profile and I've still mostly got people who just want to lick my feet and call me Queen because that turns them on, not because they know what my kinks are and think we'd be a good match.
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>>23186355
That's why you don't let them just lick your feet. Dominant character? Take charge. You set what kinks happen in the play to begin with. You're making this seem way harder than it is.
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>>23186363
You seem to be mistaking "dominant" for "uncaring". And "character" for "player", for that matter.
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>>23186369
And you seem to be very lost in the concept of how to just have fun with an RP.
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Man, we're already failing at the "no argument" topic.
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>>23186385
It was doing alright at first. It's interesting to hear from somebody whose outlook and approach to this stuff is dramatically different to mine; it puts things in context.
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>>23186385
1 more argument and I'm nuking the thread.

I'm calling out Red to come up with a good topic for the next one if I do. That vagrant has to do something around here.
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>>23186399
I'm always happy to share my thoughts. Even though you didn't entirely accept my line of thinking, you were very polite about it!
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>>23186407
Can't delete a thread that has posts in it.
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>>23186422
Since when?
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>>23186385
>>23186407
Honestly, this argument is actually about RP styles and not chat drama, so I don't mind it nearly as much
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>>23186407
Oh, fuck! I'm bad about taking responsibility!

>>23186421
I'm something of an academic. I may disagree with your conclusions or interpretations, but as long as your methodology is sound, I can respect and acknowledge that. We're all in this for different things, after all; I'm not interested in playing the BADWRONGFUN game.
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>>23186424
Since forever, I think, unless different boards have different rules for it. I know I once tried to delete a /vg/ thread I made and it wouldn't let me.
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>>23186428
I'm only interested in bending sexual orientations, not the rules.

>>23186434
C'mon, step it up sempai. I know you've got it in ya.

>>23186444
Different boards, different rules I think. I'd try to delete this thread, but that'd be pretty rude for just an experiment.
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>>23186452
I think you mean "pretty awesome". I know I'd laugh if it accidentally worked.
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>>23186452
The fact I've got it in me is precisely why I'm bad about taking responsibility.
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>>23186470
That's not all you'll get in you, ifuknowutimeen.
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>>23186476
I'm afraid I don't. Please clarify.
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>>23186489
It involves a tube steak and a cream filling. Dinner and dessert, if you will.
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>>23186363
This is why characters like yours are a "guilty" pleasure, but I find them dumb. Because >>23186369. Having fun in an RP is mutual, and shouldn't be about the "dominant" in the RP taking charge, setting all the rules, and doing what ever they want. If anything, the submissive should do all of those things. That's why safety words exist in real life BDSM. I also won't approach someone if they don't tell me what they want (and I'll reject someone for the same reason) because those are important things when deciding whether I actually want to scene.
(Which is why I don't want to scene with you; I don't know what you want, and don't feel enticed enough to find out... I suppose I'll just masturbate to your few kinks and find someone else).

>>23186422
>>23186407
You can, but not after this long. I think it's something like 10 minutes.

>>23186489
That looks like a character who'd fit in the unfortunately canceled World of Darkness MMO.
Maybe Dracula will get his way and White Wolf will revive it.
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>>23186493
A cream filling seems like an odd thing to have in a steak. Is it like cordon bleu?
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>>23186498
You don't seem like you want to have a conversation as much as you just want to be right and have your way be THE way. So you have fun too, enjoy all your footlicking and time wasting.

>>23186503
It's a classic dish, it's better than cordon bleu. I promise! It's best when sampled while wearing a blindfold though.
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>>23186513
Writing scenes with elements of sensory deprivation is surprisingly fun. As I have said many a time before, I really enjoy the literary challenge of attempting to write out responses in which you can't rely on one (or more) of the senses.

Still, a blindfold while eating? Sure, heightens the scent and flavour and all that, but presentation on the plate is a key element, too!
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>>23186527
It's not as much the presentation on the plate as the presentation on your palate. Just let it happen.
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>>23184558
>/erpg/ "Post Whatever The Fuck You Want, Just Don't Argue" Edition
But when the arguments stopped the thread just up and died!

>>23186263
See, the people that fap and never approach will just notfap and still never approach anyway.
You can't win them over no matter what.


>>23186422
I think it's a timer.
You can't even delete regular posts after a little.
But basically, nuking the thread is not an option.
Dying in silence IS an option, given recent experiences.
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>>23186470
Don't you want to make /erpg/ great again?

>>23186498
How disappointing.

>>23186546
The thread doesn't look dead right now and we're not arguing. We just have to keep doing whatever we're doing.
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>>23186555
I'm not shopping MAGA hats onto any of my avatars.

>>23186535
Blindfolded eating sounds like something being pushed by some new restaurant trying to push the trendy limits to become the next big thing. The taste better make up for it.
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>>23186566
>Blindfolded eating sounds like something being pushed by some new restaurant trying to push the trendy limits to become the next big thing.
This is actually a thing. Apparently there's a bunch of them. Mostly in LA and NYC, coming as a surprise to exactly no one.
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>>23186611
I am shocked - shocked, I say! - at this development. Look at how utterly taken aback I am.
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>>23186513
Well not any more, no, but only because when I tried to have a conversation you came off as rude and insecure, and your attitude is that the submissive should do whatever it is you decide, which is the absolute last quality I want in a dominant.
Even one of our best posters--and make no mistake, Red is one of our best--expressed a similar feeling, even if it was a little more diplomatic.

Which really just goes to show the importance of profile detail; I wouldn't have had to ask.

I'll have to find someone else to break my streak of not playing.

>>23186611
Don't they also have lights out restaurants where all the wait staff are blind?
Or was that just an episode of CSI?
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>>23186634
You hardly seem like the type I would want to fuss with to begin with. I don't want to have to drag someone into a play. I want someone excited to do it, not just because of my profile but because they WANT to enjoy it. Not someone bitter about the whole experience that really needs just that one special gem that makes the whole thing worthwhile again! I'd really rather spend my time enjoying myself rather than dealing with that kind of partner.
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>>23186634
They come in several varieties, and that is in fact one of them. According to this, the one that inspired the entire concept is one of the ones that does that.
https://www.restaurants.com/blog/dining-in-the-dark-top-10-pitch-black-restaurants/

>>23186641
I still kinda feel like playing Twenty Questions is sort of a waste of time that could be spent doing more productive things, like setting up scene ideas or doing said scene. It'd be awful to get an hour into it only to have someone go "oh, anal is a huge turnoff? well fuck." (Replace "anal" with whatever else, you get the idea.)
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>>23186634
My policy is, and always has been, that as long as everybody involved is having fun and enjoying themselves, I'm really not in the business of telling people that they're doing it wrong. If >>23186641 is getting plenty of play with their style and satisfied with how everything is going, then really, are they doing anything *improperly*?

It flies in the face of our established conventions, sure, but it sounds like they've reasoned all this out and it's meeting their particular requirements, so all the more power to 'em. They probably won't find a lot of nibbles around these parts, but so it goes.
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>>23186658
To be frank, most of my kinks are pretty vanilla so the set up hardly ever takes an hour. Ten minutes of, "This all good with you? Cool." And off to the races.
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>>23186668
Also thanks again! I know I'm hardly the norm here by any means. Really I'm far from it. But, I've got simple tastes and my methods tend to sate them. If people want something else, they're more than welcome to it!
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>>23186673
I wouldn't have guessed that from the way the profile's written! Would've assumed you've got a bunch of crazy extreme interests, because those often seem to go hand-in-hand with the "hard shemale dominant" types on F-List. But hey, if it works for you, it works.

Personally, I'm a nightmare maze of contradictions. It'd definitely take an hour if I were to try the same.
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>>23186641
But shouldn't it be YOUR responsibility to MAKE people want to typefuck you? That's how I make my profiles. I make them so that people will want to RP with them, and tease a more unique and interesting experience.

It's the difference between being a bitchbreaker and being a bitchbreaker who ties people's balls up and rides their dicks until they beg to cum then jerks off in their face and leaves them edged.

One is a unique experience that lets people know what they can expect, and doesn't require asking a bunch of preliminary questions... Or finding out halfway through that their biggest kink is your biggest turn off.

>>23186658
There are so many people who have common turn offs that it's astounding.

>>23186668
I'm not saying they should change, I'm just providing a reason they might want to.

>>23186673
>most of my kinks are pretty vanilla
... which is why it pays that I asked "do you like brutally abusing someone".
A simple "no, that's not arousing to me" would have sufficed when I asked if you like using people as punching bags.
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>>23186683
Right this is just getting circular. Your approach has led you to apparently not even play anymore. So please don't take it the wrong way if I don't look to you for advice on how to have fun in my idle hobby. Thank you.
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>>23186682
This is why I asked in the first place. There are a lot of people who like the idea of prostate popping... but not abuse or ballbusting. There is a method to my madness, surprisingly enough.

>>23186693
My approach isn't why I don't get play anymore. I have more people than I know what to do with practically throwing themselves at me, it's just that none of them are offering what I want.
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>>23186696
What *is* it you want these days, though?
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>>23186696
Not your approach to profiles, your approach to the entire experience of roleplay. Quite simply, you aren't enjoying it.
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>>23186697
Not to be the dominant one, for one thing :T
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>>23186697
>My approach isn't why I don't get play anymore. I have more people than I know what to do with practically throwing themselves at me, it's just that none of them are offering what I want.
This is literally something your approach can help to change. Yes, I know you can't hard-control what people are offering you, but your approach goes a long way to influences what sorts of outcomes you get, including enticing the right kinds of perverts.
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>>23186723
There's something to be said for taking a long, hard look at your methodology if you don't like the results it is getting you.
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>>23186723
But my problem is that all the people I know and like want me to do things that don't interest me, and everyone else is a terrible person whose profile is dumb and can't spell. And for the abuse kinks is also creepy.
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>>23186757
Either convince some of your known associates to humour you, or just accept that you're gonna have to roll the dice a bit. What you're currently doing obviously isn't working for you.
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>>23186756
I really like this last crop of pictures you've posted.
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>>23186847
Everybody loves classy, tasteful sluts. Don't they? Lord knows I do.
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>>23186840
I'd be just as bad as them.

Also, maybe I wouldn't have this problem if you weren't a wordy motherfucker.
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>>23186944
I'm told that I'm good at playing a brutal, sadistic bastard, but it's really something I can only do in small doses. It's definitely not one of my usual vices. I feel bad after doing hard ryona, never mind outright guro or death.

And the verbiage is just part of my "charm." Take it or leave it, tovarisch.
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Someone who erp'ed a lot in WoW here.

How do I get excited about erp again? I feel like I've completely burned out plus in a way traumatised without really knowing/wanting it.

First off I feel like most stuff is repetitive in a way, I don't know if erp outside of wow would help but I feel like I can just write a template and use that at times.

Also I dunno but I had a good friend I used to erp with occasionally she disseapered plus some other stuff happened and now it feels like she left a hole in me(goddamn I sound clingy but I'm not maybe I am subconsciously but fuck I don't want to) it was something about the way she wrote, excited and charming in a strange way because how do you do that through text?

Guess I'm looking for someone who has an excited and charming way of writing? I don't really care about kinks anymore just a certain way someone writes I suppose.

I don't know anymore if I'm erping for the reasons everyone else does or if I'm some weird linguistical/ writing fetishist.
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>>23187025
>How do I get excited about erp again?
That's a big fucking mystery.
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>>23186854
How could anyone look at your picture and not want to part those lips with the gentlest of pressures?
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>>23187025
>it was something about the way she wrote, excited and charming in a strange way because how do you do that through text?

Isn't that simply being good at writing?
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>>23187046
Well, maybe they want to part those lips vigorously; a greedy pillage of a kiss that treats the receptive mouth like a conquered village. Which is totally more than fine too.

>>23187025
When you're burnt out, try doing something different. Typefuck new people in unusual ways you haven't entertained before. Just mix it up a little and get some novelty going on.
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>>23187032
I suppose but it had a certain tone to it? Fuck how do I even explain... It was like a beautiful voice but instead of a voice it was text, she was a good writer yes but the tone or charm was just that extra unf.

For example I read a book from an excellent writer praised in my country, but his writing felt sluggish perhaps a bit emotionless, while with another writer I felt like I wanted to keep on reading that the words were dancing and sucking me in.

I know I probably don't make a lot of sense and its probably a lot of personal taste but eh
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I have an unhealthy obsession. Any literate players interested in a Kylo Ren/Rey pairing as the role of Ren?
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>>23187206
>Kylo Ren/Rey pairing
>not Kylo Ren/Darth Vader's lightsaber

You fucked up!
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>>23187206
Kinks matter.
>>23187056
Geez, are you posting images right from my HDD?

Who are you again? Image compatibility is to writing compatibility as the Maillard Reaction is to fine meats...
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>>23184558
>post what you want but dont argue

BIIIIIIITCH but arguing always bumps the threads
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>>23184759
also: very fantastical and even a little bit weird settings.

Fuck reality.
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>>23187206
I've done this before, was a pretty great RP
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>>23187350
Just your friendly neighborhood Red, that's all. I've been posting from my folder of art for https://www.f-list.net/c/rediya .
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Godsess
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>>23185705
> Elf in modern business attire
> High society affairs
> politicking
You have my interest. https://www.f-list.net/c/isaac%20gray/
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>>23189132
It's tempting to make a profile with only classy or classical art that's "tastefully" nude. I'm surprised Red hasn't done that.

Unrelated:
I want to combine the trope of forced femme slutty shemales and also amazons.

I'm thinking something like soldiers forcibly feminized by the war goddess for desertion or cowardice and turned into great warriors who are also small dicked shemales, and during non-war time they service men with their slutty bodies.
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>>23189677
People don't appreciate submissive shemales.
Or bedicked submissives in general.
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>>23190356
>replying to yourself
That aside, people like submissive femboys though.
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Cowgirl Maid-esque girl for Cowgirl things. Milk her, fuck her, do both at the same time, or if you're of the little less than pleasant sort, force her to the brink of orgasm and deny it, keep her from being milked until she's begging like a mindless whore. Plenty of room for fun
https://www.f-list.net/c/tara%20orrensburg/
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>>23190444

Oh, I love cows. Have a bookmark.
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>>23190387
Thread was at page 8. Last time I let the thread languish because "oh, it's a slow board" we fell off.

And they do sometimes, but not always. I mean, femboys also get a lot of hate as well, and people will even put them in the No section because they get flooded by them.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/akipo
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>>23190462
>we fell off
Just let it happen. We'll make another.

>people that hate femboys
Vocal minority.
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Lookit here, lesbian ovipositing. I think.

I... just wanted to post it.

I don't even like ovipositing.
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>23175752
I just mod nearly everyone. I get lazy about it, but I don't say no to anyone who wants to be a mod. Everyone's equal, so there's no power wanking.
I tried to give Admin status to two other people, but they gave it back to me because they didn't know what to do. C'est la vie.

Also wow, you hate a whole lot of people.
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>>23185705
>I have a soft spot for high society affairs with lots of room for fancy outfits, high politicking, low scandal, and deft verbiage.

You know you have my number.
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>>23190356
Submissive shemales can be pretty fun. It's always in the execution. And going full classical nudes seems like something Ellijin might do.
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>>23191003
Please stop. The argument is dead and gone with the last thread, and we are all moving forward with our lives. There's no need to dredge up that old detrius.

So! What's everybody up to today, smutwise? I'm doing a so-so job of channeling the 1980s, but the scene is pretty damned great.
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>>23191186
I'm actually working on a character for a not-lewd game somebody's running. It's been a long time since I've done actual tabletop online.
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>>23191190
Here's hoping it runs reliably, then; that's always a problem. Tell us about this character of yours!
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>>23191202
Well, when I say 'character' I mean 'all the crunch for one'. Still haven't gotten around to the fluffy bits.
It's a very crunchy system.
Probably something along the lines of a slightly-off fudd medic, though.
As for reliable running it's just a oneshot at this point, so that's not much of an issue thankfully
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>>23191212
Well, what's the ruleset? The old /tg/ spirit yet lingers in the dessicated corpse of this thread.
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>>23191222
Ops and Tactics. It's a very... in-depth system when it comes to firearms and equipment. Time units, real guns, damage based on caliber instead of how big and scary a gun is, the works.
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>>23191189
"It's not an argument when I do it" is some pretty shaky reasoning. Stop.
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Huh, I am not familiar with Ops & Tactics at all. I will have to look into this.
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>>23191440
Years ago it was D20 modern, and then the guy kept ripping and tearing and replacing all the dumb shit.
The level of detail and fidelity can be clunky and unwieldy at times. And the bookkeeping to play can get a bit much and hectic. And some people don't actually care about the difference between a Century Arms AK-47 and a Kalashnikov AK-47. But I enjoy it.
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>>23191524
I'm not a huge fan of going super-crunchy with the rules, but sometimes it's a nice change of pace.
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>>23191524
Sounds like Arma for tabletop.

I do not like this.

>Should snippits from Deadpool and Cable be my new avatarfag images? You decide!
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>>23190387
Sub femboys are kinda hit and miss.
Conceptually qt, execution is often meh.

>>23190792
Ovi is grrrreat.

>>23191178
Calm down son.

>>23191259
>>23191212
>As for reliable running it's just a oneshot at this point, so that's not much of an issue thankfully
A system that madly crunch involved for just a oneshot sounds wasteful.

>>23192040
They're pretty amusing. I gotta get around to reading that comic some day.
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>>23192064
All 50 issues are a blast. The best way I could hope to describe it (for at least a few of the arcs) is with many of those tropes from the 90s with actually good writing.

Seriously. Fabien Nicezia needs to return to comic work.

(It also should be noted that Fabien writes Deadpool in this as a mercenary who wants to be a hero but doesn't quite realize it yet. You know, as opposed to MEMES!)
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>>23192077
Does it depend on previous plot points or is it enough to know the gist of who Deadpool is?
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>tfw you get really descriptive at a critical scene and your partner blows their load and goes offline
This is a bittersweet feeling
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>>23192198
It does referance some plot elements from earlier comics the two were involved in (and keep in mind - comic started in 2004 and ended in 2008) however I went in with only knowing about Deadpool from back issues of his later series and nearly nothing about Cable.

It does a good job of recapping who important side characters are in the series. You'd be fine.
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>>23192269
Oh, all cool then.
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On the subject of comics, I read Barb Wire this morning. It could have been better. But I feel like you could get a decent character out of the cover art, which is all corny and cheesecake, and unlike the actual in-comic character, who's like thirty something and world weary and bitchy.
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>>23192347
Come to think of it, this would make a good inline.
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I kinda wanna make an "archetypal babydyke" profile. You know the sort. Young, energetic, eagerly embracing boyish fashion and overdoing her lesbian identity, probably has crazy hair of some sort, snapbacks, flannel, so on and so forth. Is there even an audience for something so pedestrian, in the sea of dickgirls and monsters (and monster dickgirls) that is F-List? And if so-- where?

>tfw took forever to find an even halfway suitable image
This does not bode well.
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>>23192033
>>23192040
Different strokes and all that.
>>23192738
If the gay female characters are anything like the gay male characters, I imagine a character like that will be very popular in chats and pull in acceptable amounts of play. More if you're into the inevitable monsters/rapists/other fucked-up proposals often made for nice and pure characters like that
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>>23192738
Looks pretty cute conceptually, and pinks on flist are memetically gay leaning. Although dickgirls skew the percentage.
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>That feel when humiliating user after user by having intense sessions then spreading it around in various channels

Not to mention the usually tom foolery and shit talk.
This is so much fun, people on f-list are so easily triggered, I had one person going "please stop you're literally giving me a panic attack, why would you do this?"

I get banned, reset my IP, and rinse and repeat.
I can get a lot done too before a ban comes in
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>>23192834
Well, less like that and more like this, kind of. Only less "I'm ridiculously annoying to be around"-looking. But that same kind of "I am THIS gay" look.

Assuming I could even find art for it, anyway.

>>23192745
>the inevitable monsters/rapists/other fucked-up proposals often made for nice and pure characters like that
I'd probably lean more towards the less fucked-up proposals of actual lesbian sex (or orientation play with "straight" girls -- "so is spaghetti until it gets wet", y'know), at least as a base. I'll make a monsterbait fantasy character if I want the weird stuff.

Of course, on F-List, even the normal is weird, but I mean just generally keeping it in girl-on-girl territory. There's something to be said for focus.

>>23192955
>being proud of being cancer
On the plus side, you're probably already banned from the chat, so uh... have fun I guess.
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>>23193029
And then I forgot to attach an image. Oh well, it wasn't all that good anyway. Google dyke hawk, pick your favorite, and assume I attached it.
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>>23193029
>On the plus side, you're probably already banned from the chat, so uh... have fun I guess.

Not all of my characters, no.
Hahahah
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>>23192955
stdh.txt
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>>23192738
"Babydyke"? Never heard that term.
Also, I like more down to earth characters, especially when
contrasted with more weird shit, like dickgirls, vampires, or ghosts. Plus, a lot of my characters are like that to begin with. I mean, Madison is deeply closeted and abusive because of it. Makoto is a young babydykey trans girl who would probably fit in with a lot of progressive third wave feminism queer theory stuff, if she was aware of what that is. Hayley is super down to earth, just nerdy.

>>23192745
Isn't "no one wants realistic characters" one of the problems Lili was having? Heck, a lot of the gay characters seem just as weird and over the top as the lesbians. I could never really find anyone interested in what I wanted, even when I was doing fantasy. Or did you mean pure, not down to earth?

>>23193029
Lili, is that you?

>>23192955
>>23193051
>I like doing things that are mean and against the rules, and think this makes me look cool
Okay.
If you do that kind of thing in the channel, don't be surprised if you get banned.
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>>23193292
>"Babydyke"? Never heard that term.
It's used variously to mean either "fresh young newbie lesbian" or "soft butch / baby butch", and often suggests elements of both, which is where I meant it.

>Isn't "no one wants realistic characters" one of the problems Lili was having?
>Lili, is that you?
Yes and yes. I've been thinking about more "accessible" profiles, without going all the way to "totally generic pansexual pink slutmobile with futa option". Even if I'm trying to appeal to others, it's still gotta appeal to *me*, so I'm looking at other things that are comfortably within my wheelhouse and that I'd enjoy writing. In this case, also something that's been on my mind lately for various reasons.

Honestly this is probably where I should've gone in the very beginning. Lili-the-character was just an idle whim that I fixated on because it was a novelty I'd never had the chance to exercise before. Not that I wanna retire that profile, especially now that I'm so pleased with how it turned out, but I think there are more accessible whims to pursue also, and ones I'm probably a lot better at anyway.
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>>23193352
Honestly you're probably just going to end up like me. I am your fate. No one gives you what specific things you want, so you just sit around shooting the shit.

Speaking of which, are you actually available right now? I just realized that with as frustrating as the last two days were, I completely didn't even try to run any preludes (although last night my internet crapped out anyway). I already know what Ashley's will be, so I want to get that out of the way, then I can finally get to Sebastian's and hopefully get Edgar and I on the same page.

Also, I think you should make that character. Plus, if you make her a naive 18 year old off to college and without mommy and daddy looking over her shoulders, you could finally play with Malice, and do whatever weird butt stuff that entails. Maybe even playing with Mally Alice, who is her most down to earth character ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶i̶g̶n̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶r̶i̶g̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶v̶a̶t̶a̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶r̶e̶d̶'̶s̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶ ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶/̶h̶o̶m̶u̶n̶c̶u̶l̶u̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶v̶i̶c̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶.̶
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>>23193352
>"totally generic pansexual pink slutmobile with futa option"
What is generic and accessible about sentient cars, dicked or otherwise?
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>>23193385
>Speaking of which, are you actually available right now?
Nope. I'm attempting to be asleep. I'm clearly not very good at it, but I'm attempting.

>>23193385
>I think you should make that character.
I'm halfway to that character on Ash anyway. But yeah, college freshman is sort of the natural direction, and it'd be better for the character to simply be a perfectly normal gay human, instead of a werewolf. There's two completely different sets of priorities there, and while they're interesting for RPG story, they'd just confuse ERP in many cases. Or get me approaches I'm not really interested in for the character (like "so... you're a werewolf, I'm a furry...").

>>23193388
Trust me, in ten years, promiscuous automobiles will be all the rage.
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>>23193460
>I'm halfway to that character on Ash anyway.
I figured, yeah.

Also, hey, being a Werewolf can make for some interesting ERP (well, the more character focused ERP). If I'm as good as I want to be (but probably won't be), you'll at least get some of that with Babs.
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>>23193504
Barbara's nothing like Wendy Corduroy. I just happen to be watching Gravity Falls and have fan art of her.
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>>23193510
Also Dipper and Mabel.
I of course found the porn and got lots of Mabel images for a character I'd never make BEFORE I watched the show.
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My age? Dont ask please...
Sex? Im a girl.
Location? Party in the USA

I draw a lot. Add me to see my art. Please dont add without saying anything @_@
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>>23193621
>This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/.
You might want to try >>23160887 or maybe >>23149739 or one of the other kik threads. I don't think any of us even use kik.
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>>23193352
>Not that I wanna retire that profile, especially now that I'm so pleased with how it turned out
Oh, you've got it done finally?
Hm lets see... A little disparate in pictures, but still qt.

>>23193460
>Or get me approaches I'm not really interested in for the character (like "so... you're a werewolf, I'm a furry...").
Yea that's a plague on any were-somethings.
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>>23192955
I know you're saying these things because you are expecting rage responses, but you fuck off.

>>23192745
Yeah, but my bland tastes should be pretty well known by this point.

>>23193621
Don't worry, nobodys going to add you without saying anything... Because nobodys probobly going to add you! WRONG THREAD!

Sure as hell is tempting tho.
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>>23193771
She should have used some of the Tiger and Bunny images I suggested, like the ones that portray that brown haired girl as the daughter of either a single father or two gay guys (I haven't seen the show, she might be). I think Lili as having two dads or one dad, but no mom, is a good way to go :T
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>>23193997
>character with mother incest being a significant scenario
>portrayed as having no mother
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>>23193997
You blind nerd. Half of the art *is* that character (the inline and the first five images). The other half is a smattering of "idea" images moreso than "precise appearance" ones, because Kaede doesn't really have any porn aside from a handful of very dick-centric images, which I'm trying to avoid accidentally doing like I did last time. See? I'm learning! ...kinda.

I avoided being too specific about her family situation to leave it open in case someone wants to come in with an idea like "I'm your mom/aunt/etc". I avoided the two dads idea because part of her core "thing" is her aching need for someone to fill a mother-shaped (or at least female-authority-figure-shaped) void in her life, which would've carried the the implication that two dads is an "inferior" or "incomplete" parenting situation. Which is kinda... sketchy.

(There's no specific reason that I didn't use the ones that have her with just her father. I just ended up liking the solo ones better as representations.)
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>>23193997
>the ones that portray that brown haired girl as the daughter of either a single father or two gay guys

That's an amazing description of Tiger & Bunny.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/jessica%20eldridge/

>Wanting a pink name Mommy domme that can write multi-para
Why do I even try?

Hit me up with tips, offers, or hate.
>inb4 it's too long. Make it shorter.
That's the point.
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>>23194050
I've always found that direct incest never really works out because you the players barely know each other, so your characters aren't likely to be as familiar as they should be.

Also, duh, you dolt. She has no mother. Wouldn't you like to fill that role? And that hole.

>>23194125
>Half of the art *is* that character (the inline and the first five images)
Yeah, but I linked you like twelve images or so. I mean, you've got 50 image slots. Also, I feel you're thinking too much into it. Having two dads isn't inferior, it just means you don't have a mom. And a mom is what you want diddling Lili.

It's like how girls with fathers that abandoned them want 40-somethings to jizz on their face.

.

Also, werewolf update... uh... we're down one player, but might be back up a player. Regardless, I'm going to sleep and running your prelude tonight. It's going to involve Barbara confronting you about the night of your first change, and some monster stuff to get you into the mechanics.

>>23194290
The problem isn't really even your length, it's the the fact that you're giving too much information that isn't useful, and not enough that is. I know that I hate when people get mad that I don't follow their advice, so I'm really not trying to be like that, but... you really do need to change what you're doing if you want to get something different than what you're already getting.

If the approach you have doesn't work, you can't expect to get anything new if you don't change it.
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>>23194290
You even still have that silly "head game writer" aspect :T
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>>23194366
What else would you recommend adding then?
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>>23194366
>Yeah, but I linked you like twelve images or so. I mean, you've got 50 image slots.
I didn't even want to go past ten, really. I kinda feel like those profiles with fifty images are a bit of an overload. At least from my own perspective as a reader of someone else's profile, I really only need a handful of images to have a clear picture of their appearance or general look, and then a few supplementary images to convey intent if the other ones didn't already. If someone has fifty images, I probably won't even bother going past twenty. Same reason I think people shouldn't bother with pages-long profiles.

>I feel you're thinking too much into it.
Yeah but I do that with l i t e r a l l y e v e r y t h i n g. dwi nerd.

Besides, it's not like it'd come up in ERP. For all the profile says about it, she may very well have two dads, if that's somehow useful or relevant to the scene. I debated having a collapse at the bottom for "no really, tell me more", expanded character info stuff, but... nah. There's nothing I could really do that wouldn't just be me adding words for the sake of having more words. Right now, it's short, sweet, and has exactly what the reader needs.

Just like Lili herself~

>werewolf
Whoops. Well, at least it works out on some level, so you can grab preludes before the first session, because you would've had to skip everyone besides the one you've already done, if we'd started the game proper tonight.
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>>23194520
I was still planning on doing preludes. I just slept to get ready for yours, and will be ready to do it once I shower and eat.

>>23194384
Like I've said several times before, you need to combine a lot of it, get rid of things like "the Rules" and tell us more about your character that isn't vague. Most of the profile is dedicated to your kinks, and they're interesting, but redundant with your customs. You've also just thrown in Inlines for no reason to make it seem longer. Your profile has a lot of rambling, but not a lot of information.

You want to do long term, but your character barely exists, and is nebulously defined with caveats of "I can change this for you".
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>join the channel to lurk a bit
>check out a few peoples' profiles
>feel intimidated and inadequate
I just wanted to cuddle with someone...
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>>23195200
I think the inlines are more there to keep people interested with the pretty images.

I'm curious why you're so against a rules section, especially when they're actually pretty simple stuff. A lot of profiles have them. Just curious is all.

I think it's important to be flexible in a character. You can have a pre-defined history, but if it doesn't work with the play you and your partner have come up with, then you should be able to change it.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Scarlett%20Asphodel
What do you think of this profile? It's not me, but it's where I more or less got the format for mine from.
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>>23195237
We all started somewhere. Now get in and be cute and get cuddled.
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>>23195237
>lurk all the time
>read about them complaining about the burnout
>read about them pining over the partner they want but will never find
>want to give it to them
>spend days writing fat, ugly, abusive blues (or whatever else it is)
>always delete them because you're afraid it won't be good enough

Being /erpg/ lurker is suffering.
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>>23195253
Pre defined stories either mean no one approaches you (because they don't fit into your story) or they ignore it.

Rules being obvious stuff is the problem. It comes off as egotistical. I could find someone else who doesn't feel the need to treat the reader as if they need to be told simple things. Anyone the rules are for will ignore them, anyone they're not for will find it a turn off.
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>>23195319
>>read about them pining over the partner they want but will never find
This, sort of. I just want to make someone happy.
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>>23195319
I want to play with you. Especially if you do consensual.
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>>23195253
>why you're so against a rules section
The general caution against a rules section is always:
"The people who need to read it won't, and the people who don't need it will think you're bitchy."

>https://www.f-list.net/c/Scarlett%20Asphodel
Yikes. Yeah, there's definitely such a thing as "too much profile". Which is unfortunate since that one looks right up my alley otherwise, but the overload of information in the profile just makes it a chore to slog through.

Honestly, the vast majority of characters don't NEED that much info. There's a lot you can simply assume, a lot that will never come up, and a lot that will/should already be covered in your Info tab and your custom kinks.
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>>23195319
>>23195329
>>want to give it to them
is what I meant to hit.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/a%20passing%20traveller/

I feel like posting my profile, because why not?
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>>23195336
>Honestly, the vast majority of characters don't NEED that much info. There's a lot you can simply assume, a lot that will never come up, and a lot that will/should already be covered in your Info tab and your custom kinks.
This. Give only what is necessary. Giving away your entire backstory--especially when it won't be used--is bad form. It does nothing, adds nothing, and accomplishes nothing. But more than that, >>23194290 You don't really HAVE a backstory. Your backstory is sparse, unfilled, and kind of bland. All of the things I've suggested you should change about your profile are still there. She's still "head writer at video games" straight out of college, she's still given no explanation for why, or shown that she's interested in that, or even what it MEANS. She's still got a girlfriend who adds nothing to the play and will be ignored. She's still six feet tall and this is never addressed anywhere... Wait, did you update it just now?

What you've got in the description now is decent, but still rambly and barely tells me anything about who she is as a human being, just listing her accomplishments. I'd also still argue against "software engineer", unless you know what software engineering entails. I feel that might be the new "Architect".

>>23195338
We're waiting on you, you know :T
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>>23195617
Consensual is one my favorites. I'd like to spend some time with you if you want.
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>>23195333
Did you miss
>always delete them because you're afraid it won't be good enough

I don't have any profiles I'm comfortable putting on the table, I get about 50-70% done with one and then nuke it because I'm not happy with it. I'm shiiiiiiit.

>>23195329
>>23195338
Make sure you get what you want too, anon!
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>>23195253
You really need to merge the backstory, physical details, sexuality, and personality sections. And take out the fantasy section. It's a massive moodkiller to see "I'm uninspired". You're not required to have that section. You don't need to put it there in the first place.

I'm going to be honest with you at this point: One of the reasons I'd not want to play with you is because your profile seems to treat more words as better, so it says a whole lot of nothing. You need to make it CONCISE.

Being unsure of what you want is fine for short term, but you want long term and detailed. Your profile makes me worried you wouldn't be able to put out detail without rambling instead.

I'm not trying to dissuade you, but being too attached to what you've got that it keeps you from scrapping it and doing it over is a bad thing.

My suggestions [and anyone can jump in here]:

Cut the profile and start writing it over. Same character, but new start.

Decide what you want her to be and stick with it. You come off as wishy washy when you add "I can change this" after anything or "(whatever) year old". Add a note about how you're willing to change it up, or offer up entirely different options. Or don't; no one is requiring you to have a ready made fantasy character.

Have her backstory/personality/sexuality/physicality all in one place. It doesn't matter how long it is, just have it in the same place. Or at least break it up less than it is, because it feels robotic.

Don't use so many collapses. Even as long as your profile is, it makes it longer. Plus, let's be honest, most dominants aren't going to want to bother with what you've got.

Honestly? Find better pictures. Either find a model and use only her, or use art. We'll even help if we can. Feel free to keep the "Eye candy" section, but don't use such disparate images in the pictures tab.

Focus on necessary information, not chaff. Cut the chaff, keep the wheat.
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>>23195697
Honestly that is what I want. Just to be with someone and know I make them happy.
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>>23195701
My hearts don't show up... I'll never understand why 4chan does some basic unicode but not others And it does seem to be serverside, not client side.

>>23195697
I'd delete that quick. No loli.
Also, just make the profile.

>>23195651
Yeah, but do you make ugly abusive fat nerds?
Like https://www.f-list.net/c/enzo%20marcone
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>>23195720
>do you make ugly abusive fat nerds?
I just went for something really generic about a year ago, then abandoned it. I honestly have no clue what I'm doing.
https://www.f-list.net/c/gustave%20brand/
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>>23195742
Just make profiles. It's not hard. There's really no "wrong" way to do it, provided you're not expecting something you're not giving.

Check out some of the profiles in this thread.
If I did get over my laziness and lack of motivation and play, these are some of the characters I'd like to consensually pair with a big burly loser.
https://www.f-list.net/c/makoto%20inoue/
https://www.f-list.net/c/hayley%20hayden/
https://www.f-list.net/c/jamie%20bailey/
https://www.f-list.net/c/ts%20love/
Yeah, some of them have inlines and fancy formatting, and no lie, it helps. A profile is after all an advertisement. But at the same time, I make sure to still have the basic information I'd look for, and tell others they should have.

>>23195336
I got a friend's permission to link one of her profiles that's long and rambly and for more story based play:
https://www.f-list.net/c/Sage%20Letifer/

It's kind of funny because her profiles used to be really long and wordy.
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On one hand, I appreciate the artistry and efficiency of concise profiles. On the other hand, I have to admit that I have a real soft spot for profiles that are actually attempting to do something stylistically - framing the entire thing through in-character methods, for example. My current WIP profile (ah, there are so many...) is working with a three-collapse system that frame and bisect an inline image, with each collapse highlighting a different aspect of the character through a different kind of vignette.

I'm actually pretty proud of it, but I am also painfully aware that I am probably well into the territory of "being too fucking clever for my own good."
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>>23196676
>fucking clever
That's one way to put it.
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>>23196807
I've heard he's a real clever fuck to say the least of it.
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>>23196807
It's that kind of pretentious, literary clever where you think the structure of your book contains all these grand unwritten messages for those who look but really just make it incomprehensible and inaccessible to the uninitiated.

Not all cleverness is *good* cleverness.
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>>23196816
Rumors I'm sure.
>>23196821
>pretentious
There ya go buddy.
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>>23196834
I'm reasonably well aware of my many, many, many shortcomings.
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>>23196676
I feel like it's a balancing act. It's not one or the other.

Here's another one of Malice's profiles that I like as a good example of something story based that gets you the character's history, but still gets you into their head space and tells you who they are: https://www.f-list.net/c/max%20willow/
She got the idea seeing the question and answer set up on Makoto's profile (something I've actually had people compliment me on), which is straight out of World of Darkness character creation. It's IC, and to a third person questioner, and gives you an idea of the character.

It also doesn't feel like an infodump because it's broken up into small bite sized chunks instead of huge paragraphs.

Also, if anyone is interested in Max (or Sage) you should contact her. Put things in her butt.
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>>23196841
Don't be glum chum, that's one many too many!
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>>23197029
Oh, I'm not glum about it at all! I've apparently got my knacks and talents, too.
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>I am the dragon, The dragon is I. And I kinda associate the character/personality you contact/roleplay as when we meet as 'you'. Alts make me uncomfortable.
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Overly specific /tg/-themed scene setup of the day:

Female dragon in pursuit of stolen treasure gets convinced by a human that she'll be able to follow the trail better if she poses as something less scary. She gets fitted with a magic item that turns her into a dragon anthro, and they end up traveling together with her acting like a 'half-dragon'.

Sooner or later she's convinced that she's still too over the top and scaring off potential leads, so with the aid of 'bag of holding' type magic items her horns and spines and wings are hidden (looking like decorate seals attached/painted to her scales), and another magic item changes her scale colors/patterns, and she ends up in a 'lizardfolk' role.

Eventually even that is 'obviously' too attention-grabbing, so she's fitted with a size reduction magic item, plus stuff like magic contact lenses, more scale changes, strength reduction items, and so on, and ends up as a 'kobold' serving as the harmless-seeming pet/slave of her companion.

All the while she gets pushed into more and more lewd or embarrassing things to 'help' in the search, fitted with more naughty magic items, pushed into prostitution or into breeding with magical beasts because the extra funds will supposedly help in the search for her lost treasure, etc etc.

Pic related for size comparisons.
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>>23197588
Wouldn't a Polymorph spell be more practical and more topical? Since dragons can usually do that.
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>>23197588
Goddamn I fucking love Halflings.

Sidenote: Someone needs to get InCase to do trap halflings.
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>>23197620
>Wouldn't a Polymorph spell be more practical and more topical? Since dragons can usually do that.

Only a couple of the metallic types can innately change shape. With the rest, even an adult red dragon is only going to get like an hour out of a casting of Alter Self (or only seven minutes in Pathfinder), and the less-than-impressive caster level means a single stray Dispel Magic could ruin the supposed ruse.
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>>23197631
Yes, but anyone can buy an item with Polymorph.
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>>23197638
Sure, but why go out and (shudder) give away some of your treasure for a different magic item when you can assemble something that more or less suits from treasure already at hand?

And from there it's sunk cost fallacy all the way down.
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>>23194366
>Also, werewolf update... uh... we're down one player,
Hah, who quit?

>>23194520
>I kinda feel like those profiles with fifty images are a bit of an overload.
Yeah they definitely are. Or are jump random porndump of a canon.

>>23195253
>I'm curious why you're so against a rules section, especially when they're actually pretty simple stuff. A lot of profiles have them. Just curious is all.
They're bad BECAUSE they're simple stuff. It's not something that you have to say to an intelligent partner, and a shitter won't read or care, so it's worthless. Meanwhile, it creates an aura of bitchyness and control-freakery.

>>23195237
>>feel intimidated and inadequate
>>23195319
>>always delete them because you're afraid it won't be good enough
I know them feels.

>>23197646
Your scenario sounded like buying special magical itemry anyway.
Although it works with it being cheaper than full immediate polymorph. And then the sunk cost sets in and all goes.
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>>23197679
More fired/split. Edgar. We did not get along well enough for a game, and were not on the same page in terms of the game.

Also, why have you not been in chat for weeks?
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>>23197700
...Dude, you've caused them to flip their shit in the thread, apparently not for the first time, and are still completely mystified why they don't come to hang out with you?
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>vague ironic shitposting
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>lood mood only hits me late at night
>Standards too high to find girlcock for my fetishes quickly
>End up getting off to profiles/sad panda and falling asleep
>Next day find all those ideas utterly boring
>Rinse and repeat

This fucking sucks.
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>>23197044
Word on the street is that you gave a feisty gunbunny the business.
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Is it just a coincidence or are there more German profiles than any other non-English profiles on F-List?
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>>23199891
Germans are kinky.
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>she says she has an hour and a half to play before she has to go out
>an hour and a half later she begs me not to stop
>says she was considering canceling plans anyway
Subs have no self control I swear to god.
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>>23199930
>Don't want to start an RP because I should be sleeping soon
>Someone cajoles me into doing one anyway
>They poof halfway through
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>>23200037
thuglyfe
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>>23199733
Probably accurate.
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>>23200135
How shameless.
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>>23200218
Scandal!
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>He's violating both your holes, one with your dildo he confiscated and another with his cock!
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>>23200037
>They poof halfway through
Probably means it was a hot rp and they were masturbating.
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>>23199891
>>23199907
There's an account option specifically about translating kinks into German, so you're probably right
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>>23200218
>>23200277
If you're not causing a scandal, you aren't trying hard enough.
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>tfw weighed down by past ERP regrets and unable to enjoy what I have in the present
Life is hell.
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>>23197588
Incidentally, if anyone's actually into this line of thought, feel free to give me a ring at https://www.f-list.net/c/Lady%20Beasts
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>>23202355
Thousand fallen blooms
The spring brings a million more
How fleeting this doubt!
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Looking at dommebreaker profiles I always want to RP with them and then... not be impressed. I just wonder what "7/10 it was okay" would do to their confidence.
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>tfw almost the M in a public MFF threesome in a chat

One of them had to go, but I made sure to set something up with both of them privately before that one logged
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>>23184558
>Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with
I'm a blue blob that can harden inside warm areas.
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>>23202733
yes i'm into the females
please no poking though, just caress me in your palms
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i'm not sensing any hot blooded life forms in this vicinity
maybe i've arrived on a dead planet
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Talk about ded
Not even me showing off my muscles will revive this place.
Well, back to the underground mineral caves in Mars.
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I have no idea what's going on, but at least the thread is bumped.

>>23202753
>>23202799
That's pretty tall. Not much to harden. Not a very large dick.
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ded thread
ded lyfe
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So, who wants to make the next thread when this one kicks the bucket?
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>>23203033
Hnnnng

>Tfw this isnt me yet
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>>23203650
>>23204764
We were doing so good with conversation, but now it's died down...

So let's ask a question: What fantasies and fetishes have you been thinking about lately? What jerk off fantasies do you want to play out?
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>>23205386
Something involving 90s-era cyberspace sex where the rules of reality are forfeit.

Alternativly: Hatefucking.

The two are not mutally exclusive.
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>systems are monitoring this thread
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>>23206199
Yeah I have no idea why its so quiet nowadays either. Hope its a seasonal thing.
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>>23205386
I've been getting some good, old-fashioned rough fucking in on an ongoing scene, which is great. Feral intensity and broken shower tiles make for a good time.

That aside, I should do more with my sneks.
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>>23205386
>What fantasies and fetishes have you been thinking about lately?
Having raunchy sex inside the cockpit of a mobile suit as we watch a colony fall to earth and land on Australia.
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>>23207131
Cockpit sex is irresponsible as hell. What happens if you get something on the control surfaces? Do you really have so little respect for your poly-alloy steed?
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>>23207108
On which character? Your Snakes, or one of the Reds?

>>23207131
Man... the colony drop joke is getting oooold. It's also hard to make believe the Zeon are good guys when they're dropping colonies and killing several hundred million civvies. Also, just how many colonies are dropped in that show? I've seen like four different screenshots.

>>23207162
Cockpit sex is the only good thing about giant robot fiction. Although I kinda want some sort of space or cyberpunk RP.
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>>23207219
Classic Red's getting the furious, gonna-look-like-I-walked-out-of-a-fistfight bangin' done. Sarashk's usually far too careful for that kind of thing (unless asked to do so), and Tcheyl... well, yeah, okay, Tcheyl's a jerk and a sadist.

Furthermore, the best thing about giant robot fiction is raw adrenaline and burning courage.
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>>23207219
>It's also hard to make believe the Zeon are good guys when they're dropping colonies and killing several hundred million civvies.
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>>23207238
>Tee-tans trying to say gassing colonies is bad
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>>23207238
The more you post, the less I like you. Which is sad because you're one of two people who really made me want to make a super robot or other futuristic pilot profile. Descending into self-parody and memes just isn't sexy.
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>>23207281
>Descending into self-parody and memes just isn't sexy.
I'm sorry its late, I'm bored as fuck and drunk.
I should have went and posted one of my other profiles, I can only maintain a character persona for so many threads.
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>>23207238
This is absolutely perfect, thank you for this.
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Who's https://www.f-list.net/c/replicant%20kaine/ ? What's the story there? She's one of ours, isn't she? Well, wasn't she.

>>23207238
wut.
Although, really, >>23207281 is kind of right.

>>23207310
Personas are terrible anyway. Plus the schtick gets old when you've only got one.

>>23207233
Is Red banging or getting banged? Do you do much gay bottoming on Red?
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>>23207577
I stole it and a bunch of other images like it from a from a thread on /m/
It was a good thread.
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>>23207603
Well, Red's the one shoving it in, if that's what you're asking. His lovely and talented partner is making sure to give as good as she gets, though.

As for the latter part of that question, it's not something that there's been a lot of demand for, historically. Well, correction: there has been demand for it, but not from anybody I've actually wanted to do scenes with. Most of my gay stuff has involved putting traps through the paces.
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>>23207281
The enemy of hate is ridicule, you know.
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>>23207603
>Who's https://www.f-list.net/c/replicant%20kaine/ ? What's the story there? She's one of ours, isn't she? Well, wasn't she.
Wow you really are a goldfish.
That's junko.
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>>23207616
I want that monoeye tattoo. No, I NEED that monoeye tattoo.
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>>23207626
Most of your Red art is pretty effeminate, to me at least. It's just an older sort that most people aren't into.

Also, man, that chick looks like Sabrina. I might add that to her profile. Maybe edit in a few scars on the arms and thigh. She is a natural redhead.

>>23207659
Thought so.
̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶L̶i̶l̶i̶
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>>23207659
Man, Why'd Junko need to get into this fuckhole of drama? She seems like a nice person all things considered
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>>23207710
No she didn't. She was a bitch. She had weird views on canon characters, insulted everyone, acted like she shouldn't care about pissing people off, and even deleted her profile in the middle of playing with you, allegedly because of me, even though she kept bugging me after I made her an icon.
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>>23207719
This. She's also ban-dodging on a new account, as she alluded to a few threads ago.
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>>23207719
oh fuck that was her?

nevermind. I mean I would have understood if she said something but uh. Fuck.
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>>23207710
Naah, she was quite a bitch. That got eaten by an even bigger bitch.
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>>23207783
Well I know that now
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>>23207626
He does indeed err closer to pretty than handsome, but his degree of androgyny isn't enough for the people who want twinks or femboys, while his lithe build and wiry athleticism isn't enough for people who want burly baras. It's kind of an awkward middle ground to people who want easy labels.
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>>23207937
Ah, wait, meant to respond to >>23207705 there. Whatever. Let's post some more art while I'm at it.
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>>23207941
ok i will. but only because i love this comic so much
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>>23207737
Is she? Report her :V

>>23207783
Summon Bigger Bitch.

>>23207937
He's a prettyboy. The only thing that keeps him from being Christian Grey or Edward Cullen is that you're not shit.

>>23208026
RELATED art, you idiot.
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>>23208076
fine
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Come to think of it, >>23192955 is probably Junko.
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cool cat saves the day
https://www.f-list.net/c/lilithan/
paper tiger space pirate who loves all things bad. (happening to her at least) feel free to check out the other characters as well, but I mainly idle on Lili
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>>23208117
>cool cat
I'm surprised https://www.f-list.net/c/cool%20cat is an actual profile

(It's based off a real shitty direct to DVD movie. One thats comparable to The Room in terms of funny-bad)
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>self-inflicted erp dry spell
>got nothing to talk about
>suddenly back in the mood
>hooked up with super compatible partner
>still nothing to talk about
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Hi guys, I'm an inexperienced erpg'er (only some dirtypenpals experience). Do any of you guys have some roleplays for me to read, so I can step up my game?
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>>23208126
It's probably more of a joke profile than "actual" profile. Given low as hell views, he doesn't slut out in channels at all.
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>>23208191
http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Liesel
http://pastebin.com/u/AislinneAndFriends
http://pastebin.com/u/LewdRed

Note that some of those are EXCESSIVELY wordy (one of Lewdred's logs is a month long RP in which each of the participants output more than NaNoWriMo exercise), do not try to match your standards to them.
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Thx pal/gal, I'd rather have an excess of words then a lack off.
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>>23208221
>Not linking mine
http://pastebin.com/u/Aspel
It hasn't been updated in months, but there's still good stuff.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/Blanche/

Oh yes, there will be dicks!
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>>23208244
Yeah. Just don't get intimidated, okay?
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Slow day...
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Seems the "let's just fuck" scene I initiated over noteplay is turning into an actual regular roleplay with flirting. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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Hm, lowtech latexing
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>>23210414
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>>23210421
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>>23210425
Oh yeah and the sauce is http://exhentai.org/s/c3d5a02ff3/897745-1
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>>23210461
>language: English

I don't think so!
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>>23210414
>>23210421
That would straight up murder the fuck out of someone.
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>>23210570
Eh, fantasy land.

Also, tarring was a thing that has been happening in history and people even survived that.
So it's just a stretch rather than flat out nope out of reality.
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>>23208076
You say report her but don't you complain about being reported when you break the rules?
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>>23210995
Dodging a permaban is on kind of another level, regardless of other concerns. Don't be silly.
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>>23210604
They "survived". People also survive severe beatings.
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>>23210570
>>23210604
>>23211038
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarring_and_feathering#Hypothetical_comparison_of_tarring_materials
The tar used historically wasn't the tar we're familiar with, and presumably was unpleasant rather than injurious.
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>>23211015
I disagree, breaking the rules is breaking the rules and we should treat all rulebreakers the same and punish them in accordance with their crimes. Doing otherwise is unfair and creates a double standard.
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>>23211128
Then latex like that definitely would kill someone.
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衆道 when?
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>>23212412
I wish this artist had better quality images. The ones I can find are all really shitty.

Also, his sculptures are creepy as hell.
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>>23212442
I'm remembering I said I'd write a story about a middle age knight being seduced by his squire...
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I'm not sure this is the correct way to do this, but-

I have been running first-person roleplays (in the style of a Choose Your Own Adventure game) on Omegle for some time. Having become frustrated with inconsistent connections and ubiquitous idiocy, I'm thinking about switching to F-list to run these. Does anyone with more experience with the site have any input?

Most specifically, the focus on characters concerns me. I don't play a character so much as the world.
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>>23212647
You can set your profile to whatever you want, including being a world or theme.
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>>23212647
>Most specifically, the focus on characters concerns me. I don't play a character so much as the world.
Don't worry, that's workable. Just include examples of what worlds you offer into profile rather than "Imma play anything you want" blank check.

>Having become frustrated with inconsistent connections and ubiquitous idiocy
Also fair warning, flist still has some of that.
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>>23212706
How? Just by listing a character as a world?
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>>23212825
Yeah, you can put whatever you want in a profile. I've seen a lot of storytelling/Game Master/setting profiles.
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>>23212825
https://www.f-list.net/c/hamsaperiel
https://www.f-list.net/c/nassau
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>>23212647
>>23212825
K.

https://www.f-list.net/c/arudeawakening
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>>23213146
>not ALewdAwakening
missed opportunity/10

You'll definitely want more than that on the profile, but I assume it's unfinished. I'll leave the actual advice to other people, I just woke up.
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>>23213146
You can have spaces in profile names, fyi.

And what >>23212763 said, get more information on it.
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>>23208117
Updated male Lili to be a total fuck boy supreme if that's what your into. And I mean hyper slut. Not s-s-s-stuttering weirdo.

https://www.f-list.net/c/lilike/
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>>23208221
How in the name of fuck do you pronounce the name in the middle one?
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>>23215177
Ice-linn?
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>>23208381
>that pic
I imagine this is where I would say 'I can't even' if I was a white tumblr girl.
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>>23215215
>I imagine this is where I would say 'I can't even' if I was a white tumblr girl.
You'll need that for when you read some of their actual profiles.
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>>23215215
I feel like an awful lot of my weirder porn comes from tumblr itself.
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My biggest fetish is OOC enthusiasm. Holy shit is it ever so hard to find someone that actually feel like they give a damn about the RP, or at least keep the enthusiastic attitude going. And so few seem to share my view that an RP is a collaborative two-way street, and so many are tight-lipped. It often feels like I have to supply and suggest every last detail of a potential RP, and I have to figuratively pull every last answer out of so many partners.

There have been so many instances where I've read a very interesting ad and had something like this happen.

>Hi, I read your ad and read most of your custom kinks and your profile (still reading!) and I must say that I'm very interested in an RP with you. I want to RP X scene you posted, and I can RP that Y thing you wanted in Z amounts, and all your desired custom kinks hits the spot for me as well!
10 minutes later
>Sounds good
>Maybe put a spin on that scene you wanted by doing this, and maybe the thing I RP has something else going for him that might result in something cool!
8 minutes later
>Hmm, perhaps.
>So uh... how do you like it to be, to be more specific? Do you want it to include this thing doing that? And how many of those things? And what are your views on this idea?
10 minutes later
>Yes
>Ok... and for my other questions?
7 minutes later
>What do you mean?
1.5 hours later
And then it results in a mediocre RP, when the ad from the start had sounded so promising, so enthustiatic, and the profile was well made.

But then! Two days ago I stumbled on another ad which sounded promising so I responded to it.
>Hi, I read your ad and [in essence a copy paste from the contact attempt above]
>So glad you were interested! Oh, that sounds like a very fun idea! How about we do it in this way?
>Hah, that sounds fun as well, what do you say if we ad this element to the scene? I think it could spice things up!
>Oh, I like the sound of that! Can we ad this as well? Perhaps do it like that?
etc

>mrw
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>>23215319
The resulting RP was fun and stimulating, and the OOC was really great as well! We could joke, do compromises in the RP that didn't step on each others toes or make each other angry (in fact we were happy with it), and we talked about other ideas that could benefit the RP and so on. It felt great, and so strange to find the holy grail that now I'm almost afraid to lose it!

Well, that was a bit over the top, but I'm simply glad to have found someone worthwhile beside the partner who brought me into the strange world of ERPing four years ago.
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>>23215319
>>23215329
A consistent flow of OOC chatter is one of my greatest joys in RP of any sort, ERP included. Even if it's just to point out (or make) a lame joke in the current proceedings. It's just kind of oppressive to feel like I have to be "on" all the time, without being able to step back occasionally to reflect on the scene as an external observer, creator, and collaborator.

>or at least keep the enthusiastic attitude going
And this is a large part of why I don't actually do anything. Because despite liking the ideas, a lot of the time I just can't muster the enthusiasm for actually doing them, because depression or exhaustion or whatever other lame reason. And I'd hate to get someone excited for it and then not be able to keep myself operating on the same level.

But when I do/did in the past, OOC chatter is my great joy. Because if I wanted silence, I'd just write a story.
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>>23215319
> My biggest fetish is OOC enthusiasm.
Enthusiasm is aaaabsolutely the best.

>Hi, I read your ad and read most of your custom kinks and your profile (still reading!) and I must say that I'm very interested in an RP with you. I want to RP X scene you posted, and I can RP that Y thing you wanted in Z amounts, and all your desired custom kinks hits the spot for me as well!
Well that sounds like a wonderful opening

...oh wait that's yours.
Damn shame it's wasted on them.
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>>23215319
>OOC enthusiasm

Holy shit this. If someone seems as excited to play with me as I am with them, I'll want to go all out on them creatively. If they seem meh or flighty OOC, it's more difficult for me to enjoy their character even if I love the character.
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>>23215195
>>23215177
Eyes-Linn.

>>23215319
>>23215684
>>23215381
My problem with enthusiasm is that too much of it makes me feel bad. It should always be enthusiasm for things I'm enthused about, and it should always be stuff where I won't feel insecure or intimidated.

A lot of my potential partners I'll never play with have been really interested in my character, but I haven't been that interested in them. Heck, a lot of my friends really want to play with me (sometimes because no one else wants to play with them, sometimes because they know I'm great, usually both) but I don't want to play with them all that much, or just never want to play.
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>>23215797
Posts like this make me wonder why I even bother keeping up with the thread. Fuck off Rory.
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>>23215797
Oh lol rory, you miserable cur. Just loool.
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>>23215847
Also random porn dumpling.
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>>23215797
>enthusiasm is bad
When you're the kind of fucker that doesn't play yeah. For everyone else though it's amazing.
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>>23215852
Not sure if GHOST BLOWJOB WOO or artist just run out of fucks to give when it came to hair.
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>mfw someone wants a group game
>mfw they post a huge-ass post about the character they're going to play
>mfw one of the "roles" they want filled is a "perfect woman fighter that's utterly submissive and has only opened up to me."
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>>23215810
What the fuck?

>>23215847
>>23215855
It's not like I'm saying a blanket "enthusiasm is bad". Enthusiasm is great. It's just that enthusiasm alone isn't enough. I mean, it has to be enthusiasm with something that interests me. I've gotten plenty of people who seem like they're enthusiastic about things I'm not into.

Hell, I got a Note a few days ago that I haven't unpacked that's really enthusiastic, but not for a kink I'm interested in, even though it's listed on my profile. Someone wants Madison to totally dominate their life and break them up with their girlfriend and never have sex with them. It's clearly just their UltimateBetrayal cuckold fetish, but they still clearly read my profile, I just don't have the time or motivation for something so detailed. And even as a randie with a hub profile I feel bad about not being as into it as they are.

>>23215861
Just looks unfinished. Some of the background isn't done either.

>>23215928
To be fair that's a role that someone is probably dying to play. On the one hand it's always egotistical that these people practically beg for submissives, but at the same time it's true that someone will probably want to do that. Just... for someone else.
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>>23215944
>It's not like I'm saying a blanket "enthusiasm is bad". Enthusiasm is great. It's just that enthusiasm alone isn't enough. I mean, it has to be enthusiasm with something that interests me. I've gotten plenty of people who seem like they're enthusiastic about things I'm not into.
That's when you say: "I'm sorry, but after having read your note/pm/profile I'm sure that I'm not the RP partner you are looking for. The kinks you like are simply not something I like, but I do hope you find a RP partner to have fun with!"

At least, that's what I do on the rare occassion someone approach me and the thing simply doesn't interest me.
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>>23215797
I would be indignant about being one of those friends, but, A) I figured those things out a long time ago, and, B) I'm just as lazy.
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>>23215928
Well, wish fulfilment is kinda the point.
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>>23215994

I thought the point of all this was writing a smutty story and using it as high-octane fap fuel.
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>>23216029
Well that's your wish!
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>>23215992
You don't pester me for RP, I tantalizingly offer things I'll never get around to.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and sleep deprived. Also fuck me, I should have been napping for the last four hours, after waking up way too damned soon.
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bump
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>>23217088
Those are some nice bumps.
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>>23217712
I may or may not be planning to use them for an OC DONUT STEEL character.
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>want to RP
>a couple RPs in progress
>obligations of both clean and lewd overdue
>may have flaked once or twice
>winter blues hit hard as fuck this year
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>>23215319
OOC enthusiasm is addictive as fuck. You have good tastes here.

>>23208221
I'm pretty wordy, s'true. Scenes like Hangar Whore, Ms. Tanzer Will See You Now, Enough to Wake the Dead, and Quenching the Flames are all more compact, though. At least, relatively speaking.

>>23208076
>The only thing that keeps him from being Christian Grey or Edward Cullen is that you're not shit.

Ow. Ow. Shots fucking fired. The Reds do not take themselves anywhere near seriously enough to fall into that unhallowed company.

>>23217954
Don't give up hope! Satisfying smut and satisfaction awaits. Just relax and take things as they come.
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>>23218430
>Ow. Ow. Shots fucking fired
It's a compliment.
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Is /soc/ going faster these days?
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>>23219365
We're going slower. Tumbling down.
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>>23219467
It all returns to nothing. These threads keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me doooooown~
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>>23219477
In our heart of hearts, we know that we will never be on /tg/ again...
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I've finally got a regular post-holiday schedule now, so here's hoping that'll help me back into the groove.
I've always found that when I have the most 'free' time is when I'm at my least productive/reliable for writing.
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>>23219486
We've lost everything. Eeeverything.

>tfw this line doesn't need to be revised ;~;
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>>23219498
Wait, I have a shitty memory. God.
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>>23219490
I kinda understand this. A little bit of pressure gives some urgency and direction to your utilization of free time. When everything is open, one feels like they can get away with slacking off and dithering.
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I ran a successful first session of a one on one inspired by Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines: Colon Cancer (but in VtR2e).
I should probably force Werewolf forward faster, too. I might start RPing again now.

But let's not be too hasty.
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Is there anything worse than fishing around for stuff you want only to realise that you got no fucking money cause simply HAVING a place to live drains you of fucking everything
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>>23220791
Buying stuff and realizing its trash and you've just wasted your money.
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>>23219542
Sleeping and waking at regular times also helps a bunch.
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>>23223338
Sleep is awesome. One should always try to get enough of it.
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>>23223466
Easier said than done.
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>>23223809
>Swiss Navy

Heh.
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>>23223832
I'm saving all of these to my "Hunter" folder, for if I ever make a Hunter: The Vigil character.

Maybe I should use them for Sarah Colt. The problem is it's always weird to have a character but have most of their sexual artwork be with the same other character.
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>>23223874
Sometimes it can't be helped.
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>>23223882
Man, that one is very WoD. She looks like she's about to go hunting werewolves and look good doing it. Also, that looks like a really weird Steyr AUG, but I'm not a /k/ommando.
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>>23196834
>insecure

Old partner of Red's here, you're full of stuffing. He's legitimately brilliant.
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>>23224149
I'm pretty sure the artist just made up some shit. Might be an attempt at dashing off a QBZ-95 since they're apparently Chinese, but the sights setup seems all wrong, so who knows.

>>23224318
J-jeez. I like to think I'm okay at what I do, but "legitimately brilliant" seems like a bit much...
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>>23224330
>"You are." Farewell to those lurid, seductive tones from Redouane; the voice in the savaged templar's ear is once again all delighted cruelty and unadorned contempt for her, pronouncing judgement on her with the finality of any church tribunal. Finding his motions slightly eased now - mostly by virtue of having savagely beaten and bludgeoned down the worst of the resistance contained within her splayed-out sphincter - he begins rocking that oppressive length back and forth in her ass, sawing roughly at her still-clenching entry.

>"You're actually getting off on having your shameful ass violated. I knew you were a filthy, depraved wench who...nnngh!" His words are interrupted as he inflicts a particularly vigorous pump against her cheeks, wrenching his cock into her amidst a particularly violent upward jerking of his hips that, once again, forces her to stretch and flex in ways that her rear passage was never strictly intended to.

>"...wench that craved to turn her blessed little bottom into a fucksleeve for stiff cocks, but thi-thhhhhh-this is...this is far beyond what even I assumed..."


[spoiler]The usual means of communication have been compromised.[/spoiler]
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>>23224346
Oh, hey, I've been wondering where you've been hiding of late! I figured you'd just been busy with life being life and all that. It's good to see that you're still about, though. You know I'm always happy to catch up with you.

It's funny reading my old logs, though. So much is similar, but there's little changes in pacing and formatting that've drifted over time.
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>>23224346
>no spoilers on /soc/

truly this is hell

>>23224359
I'm still available on Steam.
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>>23224318
>legitimately brilliant
Impossible, he doesn't exclusively write yuri, like the true masters.
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>>23224474
Yuri's a pain to write largely on the grounds of dealing with pronouns. What a disjointed mess. Like writing in German, or something.
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>>23224488
That's why it takes a master to write it silly!
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>>23224492
The best part of any homosex is the orientation play angle. Delicious "we really shouldn't be doing this" seduction.
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>>23224548
Orientation play is top tier. Which just begs the question why you don't do more of it? Check mate.
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>>23224586
I've done some stuff with f!Red to that effect. The scene never finished, but goddamn, it was great while it lasted. As for being on the receiving end of it, most of my characters are way too cavalier about the exact details of plumbing to get caught up in the "b-but we're both boys/girls/demi-dicked pseudofutas!" trap.

Cute is cute, and cute is justice.
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>>23224599
>demi-dicked pseudofutas
It's not the purest form of yuri if one of them has a dick! Heretic!
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>>23224627
Dicks are more fun than the alternatives. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally okay with pure yuri, but... I just like how responsive and emotive a good old-fashioned fuckstick is.
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>>23224637
You're just a common dicksexual, obsessed with their throbbing womb brooms and how fun and easy they are to write about! Get out of my sight soldier.
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>>23224657
Tribbing's just awkward to write, and there's only so much you can do with lips and tongues and teeth and fingers and hair before you need to start doing things like bringing in toys.
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>>23224664
>the master of expanding their post length is complaining about not having enough to write about
If anything you should welcome that lack as an opportunity to get creative!
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>>23224710
There's a lot one can describe about any given thing, but after a while it gets repetitive.
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>>23224318
Most of us know how Red is.
But he's still kinda pretentious.

>>23224346
Man, such hentai dialogue.

>>23224488
But German is a very precise language. Also redundant.

>>23224599
Man, I am just loving this fan art.

>>23224710
If anything, we should welcome that lack as an opportunity to have Red logs that aren't 50k words.
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>>23225039
"German is a very precise language," saith the Rory, right up until you have to deal with multiple objects of the same grammatical gender. Then it all just breaks down into a nightmarish clusterfuck and you start to realize why the Germans are known as a laconic people. I wouldn't want to engage in casual conversation if basic sentences required this much rationalizing and pre-planning, either.

Also, you're not allowed to like things. Nobody gave you permission to like things.
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>>23225039
And while I'm at it, yes, the dialogue in that particular scene was unusually porny - in large part because it involved genuine hatefucking in which Red was, in character, attempting to utterly humiliate and denigrate the woman he was (rather punishingly) reaming out. The fucking was utterly weaponized; an act of raw, unfettered spite. The scene stands out for me in large part because my dance partner for it was of truly uncommon excellence, but also because we managed to perfectly crystallize the essence of two characters who absolutely loathed each other.
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>>23225053
I just remember a lot of stuff about how a character in a Dresden Files book calls German a "messy" language after he mistranslated something in Der Erlkoenig, and fans pointing out on, like, TVTropes that German is actually precise and formal. Plus everything is a compound word. I have a few German Magic cards and they've all got names like Wurmspiralmaschine
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>>23225076
TVTropes is a very reliable source on linguistics. I would put all of the faith I have in that information. Bank on that shit.
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>>23225076
German has a lot of rules, and, unlike many languages, is generally very good at sticking to those rules. So yes, in that regard, it is very precise. The problem is that you conjugate adjectives, modal verbs, and other fun things like that according to the gender of the noun they refer to. So you may be referring to a masculine, a feminine, and a neuter object in the same sentence, and which one you're talking about with any given sentence element is determined by how you conjugate said element. This is really messy from a composition perspective and requires you to suss out in full what the fuck you're saying *before* you even begin saying it, but okay, so far it works. It does have a certain efficiency in the expressing, as well - you don't have to constantly re-reference the exact object you are discussing, since it is implied by the conjugations.

Now imagine you're talking about three neuter objects.

Suddenly we're in the position of English where you're just using "it" or "that" to refer to a whole bevy of different things. Now you have to rely on context to figure out what the fuck is actually being talked about by any given adjective or modality. And my rule of thumb is thus: in the realm of linguistics, "context" is shorthand for "you're fucked, kiddo."

Source: several years of university German; a thesis based primarily on German court documents. Fuck knows I've lost most of the vocab & grammar by now, but the scars remain.
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>fucking up my sleep schedule for a good RP
Truly the only way to partake of this art.
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>>23225100
On the plus side, it's not Japanese. RPG rules are hard enough to read when most sentences don't even bother with a subject, I can't even imagine what attempting to write actual prose would be like. I kinda feel like this may help explain the lack of a strong online text-based RP culture in Japanese webspaces.
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>>23225100
>This is really messy from a composition perspective and requires you to suss out in full what the fuck you're saying *before* you even begin saying it
That sounds the exact opposite of messy.
>Suddenly we're in the position of English where you're just using "it" or "that" to refer to a whole bevy of different things.
But I already do that in English, without the benefit of any sort of structure.
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>>23225083
They are pretty reliable when something requires autisming over it.
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>>23225687
It's messy in comparison to English, where you can quite literally make up sentences as you go along. The back-weighted nature of German - verbs go at the end, with components throughout the sentence modified based on actions elsewhere in it - means you need to seriously think out exactly what you're saying and how you're planning on saying it before you even open your mouth. Unless you want to sound like a stammerer with constant "uhhh..." pauses, anyway.

That's what I mean by "messy." Slight changes in the last few words of a sentence may entail reorganizing everything before it. This happens in English as well, but it is far less common since information tends to be frontloaded in your standard English sentence. Composition moves in the same direction as presentation, while in German those aspects are at odds with one another.

From a purely literary perspective, I hav an appreciation for Russian. It has roughly a billion depreciated cases and tenses, and it does a shit-poor job of following its own rules, but the ability to more-or-less structure sentences however you like is incredibly powerful from a presentation perspective. It's not surprising that the Russians have historically loved their poets - the language lends itself to the task.

>>23225497
I have a little grounding in Japanese from my high school days. I mostly remember it being "okay this isn't too bad" right up until a certain point, whereupon everything goes right to hell.
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>>23226727
>It has roughly a billion depreciated cases and tenses
Huh.
I always found English's verb tenses to be pretty damn crazy compared to anything in Russian. (Some native language bias is probably involved)
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>>23226749
Oh, no doubt. From an outside learner's perspective, I found Russian grammar the worst parts of continental European languages (the demand for synthetic, rules-laden structure) mixed with a cavalier disregard for consistency that is painfully common in English. "Well, these articles decline like this, because they were Frenchified in the 18th century. And those ones decline like that, since they come from Old Slavonic. These ones over there do different things since they were modernized under the Soviets, and this little grouping here is a straight cribbing from Greek, so - you've got it - own thing all over again."

English does this as well, but it's largely shed itself of the more complex trappings of synthetic grammar. Note that we have no real grammatical gender left, and we really only have see case in pronouns. That said, conjugations remain a mess, tenses require some thrashing through, and we've stolen an endless sea of words from everywhere else in the world to provide us with millions of synonyms for everything.
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>>23225076
That's because German names for things are descriptions of what it is. Like panzerkampfwagen literally just means armoured battle wagon.
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>>23226805
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>>23226805
I know. It's hilarious. Wurmspiralmaschine is "Wurm-Coil Engine". There's also Golgari Rot-Farm, which in German somehow becomes a whole two syllables longer. Golgari-Verrottungsfarm. Plus, >>23226833. German is one of those "just tack shit together to form a word" languages. It's like they take out articles and shove a word together and that's good to go.

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän
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>>23226859
>Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän
Flugabwehrkanone, or Flak. Sturzkampffleugzeug, or Stuka. Hannoversche Maschinenbau AG, or Hanomag. You understand why the Germans love their contractions and acronyms.
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Stop speaking in facist please.
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>>23227235
Why do you hate sharp tailoring and tight scheduling?
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>>23226859
>>23226900
And then there is THIS jimmy rustler!
>nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbeten

Swedish though, and INCREDIBLY specific.
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>>23227301
The fact I can't understand a lick of it.
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>>23227374
A quick annexation ought to set that aright.

>>23227364
Well. That is certainly a thing.
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Concept:

Female slave gladiator in a world with magic, who fights in arenas to earn back her freedom. Of course, she's just as clad as a normal gladiator (that is, not a lot-typical chain mail bikini fare), and the fights end just as bloody. After a fight, in some particular events, prized fighters can gain the favour of patrons who can pay them and their owners for the privilege of spending the night, after they have been healed, bathed, etc. or not, for some rich degenerates enjoy fucking mutilated damsels warriors.

Then, after those nights, the fighter gets healed back up and sent again into the fray.

Any thoughts about this?
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>>23227608
You wouldn't just annex another country just to spread your superior culture and genes, would you?
>>23227857
9/10
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>>23228088
Absolutely not. I'd do it for fun, of course. The spreading and stirring-up comes afterward as fun icing on the cake.
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>>23215319
I second everything here.
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>>23227857
Someone else watch Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
I approve.

It's one of those concepts I'd play if I weren't lazy.
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No dying yet, thread. Es ist verboten.
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Directorate Soldier-Citizen?

https://www.f-list.net/c/erra%20quinai/
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To burn everything or not to burn everything? That is the question.
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>>23230180
I'd burn those tits, if you know what I mean.

Friction is what I mean.
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How do I get an ERP GF? I know I don't deserve one. You don't have to remind me. My longing for companionship grows by the day, but F-list is the only place I have human interaction anymore. I know I'm pathetic. I don't particularly care.
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>>23230261
....Find somebody you fit good with and keep playing with them?
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>>23230261
Feels. I also want that, being depraved together in fantasy land and doing the things we safely can do IRL.
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>>23230315
That's just having a consistent partner. I have plenty of those. I want an actual OOC relationship with another ERPer.
>>23230320
Not to mention the things you can't do IRL. This feel is really starting to get to me. I don't like it.
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>>23230367
Try upgrading some of those.
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>>23230367
>I want an actual OOC relationship with another ERPer.
This is very definitely not the place to be prowling for that, and it can get you banned from F-List.
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Lili, tonight we're going to finish up your prelude. Or we can just ignore the combat tutorial and end it where we did, and I can try to run Caeleb's OR I can start begging for someone to fill the fourth player slot.

Speaking of which! Hey, thread! Who's interested in a not-really-lewd-but-maybe-during-downtime-and-you-can-flirt-with-NPCs game of Werewolf: The Forsaken 2e?

This is the info on the city, and the preludes so far.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gDh48J7fLhjE_8pWtu81_1rOLBPiqHwNFlayFbCKWL8/edit

We're looking for someone to play an Elodoth, or maybe Cahalith. (This will have more info eventually)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FPX5JTPQI-ymonKG5BM8Nsq0eZQB-DmpbbcPBudEGGw/edit

I'm down to one more prelude before I ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ start the game for real, and if that happens I'll just go with three players and an NPC. I'm very willing to sit down with you and work out your character, and I can teach you the system.

These are the characters so far:
https://www.f-list.net/c/ramona%20adams
https://www.f-list.net/c/leighton%20hall
https://www.f-list.net/c/ashley%20albrecht
And that block of wood/unfleshed out NPC
https://www.f-list.net/c/billy%20borden

The current time slot for the game is Thursdays at 8pm EST (That's tonight)
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>>23230916
Alternately I'll just run a three man game and give you guys a few more Wolfblooded helpers.
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I am interested in rp'ing, however, I have hard time, for some reason, probably because I'm a retard, seeing the differences between second and third person rps. Like.. What's the difference?
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>>23231086
One uses "you", the other uses "he" or "she" or "they".
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>>23231057
yeah, just go with that. offering it to me was nice tho.
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>>23231138
I wasn't "offering" you, I was saying that I'm desperate enough to strong arm you into playing.
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>>23230803
>this is definitely not the place for that
Then what is?
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>>23231182
If I wasn't already involved in another game, I actually would you know.

>>23231199
I'd check elsewhere on /soc/
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>>23231199
Nowhere. The notion of "getting a girlfriend" is stupid and selfish. Female companionship is not going to fix your life. You don't go places expecting people to fall in love with you, you be the kind of person people want to fall in love with and it flows naturally. Alternately try Tinder or OKCupid
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>>23231086
Second person is "sticks a dick up your pussy"
Third person is "sticks a dick up [charactername]'s pussy"

Also there's first/third person split in regards to YOUR posts. "I stick a dick up" vs "[charname] sticks a dick up".

Most spread literary standard on flist is third person everything.
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>>23231276
>Second person is "sticks a dick up your pussy"

So wait, what's first person then?
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>>23231303
"I stick my dick up your pussy" or "I stick my dick up [trap elfboi]'s boipussy"
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>>23231312
So first person is for the person writing, and second person is for the person you're writing FOR?
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>>23231314
Yes basically.

The conventions are established from regular books but RP chats have changed them.
I.e. books may be written as
>I was sitting in my office on a dark and stormy night
>You were sitting in your office on a dark and stormy night
>Noir McGumshoe was sitting in his office on a dark and stormy night

But in RP first person is for you and second is for the other party. Third is for both.
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>>23231217
/soc/ is trash, I've added people here before and few of them can carry a conversation.
>>23231226
>stupid and selfish
Gee, thanks.
>female companionship won't fix your life
I never assumed it would. Still doesn't mean I can't desire it.
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>>23231348
Meh.

I personally know a few RP-pals that I suspect (quite heavily!) are women but I personally woulden't ask them out or nothing. I mean I'd like that too, but I would rather appriciate what I have.

Still though, if you know someone well enough (and I mean REALLY well, not just one-two-three scenes with them, like a dozen and have known them for a good long while) then I'd go and ask them if thats your goal.

With that said, don't make it your objective and put pussy on a golden pedestal. If you do, you are destined to fail it, and by putting it on such a pedestal it will never meet your standards.
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>>23184558
>This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters.

So do you not want your characters come to live?
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>>23231495
seeing as how nearly every character I write is an insane wackjob, god I hope not!
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>>23231495
>implying kik shit has any life to it
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>>23231314
First: "I"
Second: "You"
Third: "They"
First person will involve second or third person.

>>23231348
>Gee, thanks.
I calls 'em like I sees 'em. Why should anyone want you?

>>23231495
What are you even talking about? Characters can come to life and be distinct characters that aren't just self inserts.
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ERPing on F-List or what-have-you is not a substitute for an actual relationship. Please do not impose those kinds of expectations on your partners; it is ridiculously unfair to them. It's fine to be friendly and comradely with them, but more than that is just asking for disaster, despair, and despondency.
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>>23231606
I have a stunning personality, duh. Care to answer that question in turn?
>>23232749
>is not a substitute for an actual relationship
The real thing would require me to go outside and socialize with people. Do you know how awful that sounds?
>imposing onto your partners
I'm not talking about that silly, I want what I want clear from the start instead of randomly imposing it in the middle of something unrelated.
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>>23232749
That reminds me, I really hate it when motherfuckers use flist like it's Facebook or something or they put up some catty, passive aggressive thing because they don't get play or got burnt by someone.
Nobody cares, and you look like an ass to everyone who's bookmarked you. Well done, dipshit.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/lux%20anna/

So at what point are there too many customs?
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>>23233030
That profile is pretty much case in point for me. I don't see the point the OOC Pansexuality kink has to do with an RP.
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>>23233030
>LoL canon profile
>Scat in faves
this amuses me far more than it should
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>>23232841
Making it clear from the start is going to get you banned. Flist aint your dating service.
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>>23233086
>Yes: Crying
As a recovering LoL player...
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>>23233199
I can't read anywhere that the poster said he wanted to get an ERPing gf from f-list explicity. He just said that he wants an ERPing gf.
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>>23233030
Well... I certainly don't WANT to read them all...
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>>23233030
When they're all boring.
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>>23233453
kinda why you should stick to ones on the list you want to make the focus.
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>>23233503
Nah. I've seen profiles that have a ton of custom kinks that are well done. From a quick glance, those are all just "this is when your character pees on mine".
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https://kiwifar.ms/threads/f-list-horrorcows.11319/
>This would be just, "Horrible things on the internet," but in some online environments, some of the linked people have been known to prey on new roleplayers in order to bring them into these groups and cliques.
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>>23234034
I don't get it. He's complaining about the existence of fictional ageplay, scat, snuff, and etc on F-List? Is that really what he's up in arms and going all "doxx this person!" over?

Did he think he was on a different site?
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>>23234071
They seem to dislike it's leaking into WoW or something.

But then they say things like

>So, you're saying these things are okay to fantasize about then? You are aware these things are not okay, right?
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>>23234107
I'd hate to see what happens when he discovers that 4chan exists.
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>>23234199
Its Kiwifarms, they know 4chan exists, they just don't care. IIRC most of them are former Goons and /b/tards who also post on the CWCwiki
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>>23234257
Well now I really don't understand the tremendous naivete displayed by... pretty much everyone there.
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>>23234199
I'm pretty sure there's a large overlap with the site already.

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/f-list-horrorcows.11319/page-7#post-877270
>Long ago, I was in a RP community - I was simply a little tiny speck of personality on the sidelines who joined after a weekly thread on /tg/ suggested me to join.
>By the way those who think you know me, it's probably me, I love you guys and tell my WWII NZ husbando to continue taking over the world.

Sir, it's one of ours.
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>>23234273
>We all knew he was a some twink IRL who liked to crossdress and had a hatred for cis characters, like myself. As all of his characters were similar so it wasn't a surprise on who he was if he decided to switch characters.

seriously who was this. This sounds like it was in #1001LewdNights or something.

>uppity about some hand-holding and cuddling (you get what I mean) between two consenting adults - "HOW LEWD," they speak up, "WHY WERE WE TOLD TO LEAVE AND NOT THEM. THIS IS WRONG."
Sounds like top banter.


Also when did this happen. Anyone still have the chatlogs from then? What were the systemwide fchat messages?
>Will add in some drama from a few months ago when it came to the bighead admins of F-list. When F-List got bought out by Bad Dragon (oh god why) Some paid admins and maintenance guys got demoted to 'volunteer work' so their work fixing and making sure the site runs were all unpaid. One disgruntled admin decided to send everybody a mass message telling everybody online at the time what was going on behind closed doors and the bullshit and he quickly got banned by the new head honcho who as well, sent out a mass message saying "NO DON'T LISTEN TO HIM." But the damage was already done.
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>>23234569
I remember this! "You left us no choice, Melvin."
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>>23234569
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/f-list-horrorcows.11319/page-12
>The Rabid Fans. These people are canon-only players that rabidly defend their ship to the death. Unlike the pedos, these guys are a source of genuine amusement. Many of them have insanely strict kink requirements, or vilify anything but sex after an excruciatingly long, syrupy romance scene with the ferocity of a 17th-century parish priest. Even other canon character players like to take the piss out of these types, triply so if they happen to be playing the object of their affection. Best way to make these guys utterly crap themselves? Simple; go to any canon room as an OC and start flirting with a canon character. Claims of physical sickness and accusations of raping somebody's parents will quickly ensue. Every single time.

I've never seen these guys in action due to avoiding most canons. Are they actually that hilarious?

And do these actually exist:
>some guy with a very elaborate opener that just drips 'I can barely even restrain myself from asking you for nudes right now!' from every pore. These are the only people on the site that can genuinely disturb me. An easy way to tell one of these types from the regular lolicon fans is to glance at their image folders - they'll invariably have 3D porn instead of hentai.
They're complaining about nebulous creeper vibes rather than actual rule violations but I haven't even seen the former.

>>23235039
Wait a minute.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Melvin/
>Codekitty Extraordinaire

>Created: 2mo, 1w, 1d ago

Was it this guy, did he get let back in?
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>>23235139
As I recall he did get back in.
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>>23184558
Gossip is disgusting and degrading. Worse, boring.
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Who the hell keeps reporting me over trivial bullshit?

I hate that I can't say someone from /tg/nWoD pisses me off because some lurker will report me to the globals and hasten my inevitable ban.

>>23234034
>>23234107
>>23234257
>>23235139
These people seem whiny and annoying. Half of them aren't even complaining about people who are fucked up and annoying, they're complaining about people with fetishes they don't have. And yeah, I'm not into fat feral cuntboys that eat shit or whatever, but I only complain about them when they're incapable of stringing a sentence together and insist that everyone play with them and go into their profile's trophy case.

>>23235039
>>23234569
What?
>We all knew he was a some twink IRL who liked to crossdress and had a hatred for cis characters, like myself.
The kind of person who posts something like this is generally the kind of person who's an annoying idiot.
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>>23235427
One of the site coders, Melvin, got in a tizzy with new ownership.
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>>23235427
Maybe bitch about people in PM? It's what I do to avoid mod stuff.
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>>23235427
It looks to be a combination of just opportunistically trolling for the easy non-mainstream targets to point out how different and socially unacceptable they are, and 200% unironic normie logic, where injecting weed one time is a gateway kink to danker and danker memes until one day you wake up and you're age-regressing your neighbors into rubbermonster lolis you keep in your rape basement and end up on Dateline.

They unironically suggested getting 'therapy' to the one fool who came to the thread they were being mocked in.

I bet they like the Miller test too.
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>>23235478
>Maybe bitch about people in PM? It's what I do to avoid mod stuff.
Junko did it in PM too and look what happened :V

>>23234034
OH NOES THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>Linking of Accounts: This rabbit hole goes deep.
It's just fellow perverts networking.
Presented as unmasking some mystery conspiracy.
Hilarious.

>>23234273
>>23234569
> The community was an IRC with a simple: salty rule of "Extreme things are done in PMs, if people tell you to leave: leave."
Sounds like 1001LN, or MyMagicalRealm it's predecessor, yeah.

> get uppity about some hand-holding and cuddling (you get what I mean) between two consenting adults - "HOW LEWD," they speak up, "WHY WERE WE TOLD TO LEAVE AND NOT THEM. THIS IS WRONG."
Had some guys like that in early tgchat too. You know, when in channel lewds actually existed at all.
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>not being a lazy fucker and actually approaching people on my bookmark list and proposing to do things in a non-autistic manner
Today is a nice day.
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>>23235965
And that one goes straight into my brown grills folder. Thanks anon.
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>>23235986
That's my brown grill anon! What are you going to do with her?
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>>23236024
I would say 'fap', but that was pic #508 and... I just save tons of pics and never use them for anything, come to think of it. 93910 pictures later...
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>>23236024
>>23235986
I wish there were more "actually African" brown girls, less "weird dark elf or islander made by someone who's never seen anything browner than an Okinawan".

Case in point, everyone in RE5 that you shoot is darker than sin, while Sheva is lighter than creamed up coffee, and half the fan art makes her positively pale.
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>>23235892
That's why you just be careful about who you talk to. Don't be dumb and you'll be fine!
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>>23236845
>Don't be dumb and you'll be fine!
Pretty tall order for some people!
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>>23236855
Okay, maybe I'm setting the bar a little high.
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>>23236845
Having been burned in the past by people who I thought were good friends for several years, even then it's still a bit of a minefield.
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>>23236887
Uh.....um....shit. I guess just don't shit talk people and try to be nice?
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>>23236915
Personally, I've long since accepted that I'm eventually going to either get banned from the site or shunned out of the community. It gives me a certain freedom to do whatever and say whatever that I kinda enjoy, for however long it's gonna last.
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>>23236957
.....that attitude is an easy way to get shunned and banned. Why not just be decent?
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>>23236968
Hey I've got that attitude too and didn't get shunned or banned.

It's just that as long as your disposition is not too cunty in itself, you can act it freely.
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>>23236968
Because I'm not an especially decent person. And I'd rather be able to relax and be the not-especially-decent person I am, rather than have to stuff myself into a little box in order to become palatable and enjoyable for everyone else at the expense of my own comfort. That's what the rest of the world demands of me the rest of the time, I'd prefer not to spend my "off-duty" relaxation time worrying about "oh god what if people don't like this and this and this". It's a stress I don't want or need.
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>>23236957
>>23237030
Lili, where were you last night, and why are you so depressed lately? You need to stop with this weird attitude you've got. You're far from "not an especially decent person", unless you go around kicking puppies or something I don't know about, and you're *definitely* not a relaxed person. In fact, I'd say that between you and Gilboron, I don't know who's more stressed out constantly. You both seem to have this thing going on where you assume everyone hates you.

If you want to get rid of stress, stop thinking of yourself as "not a decent person", and quit acting like you're going to get yourself banned.

Shit, people keep complaining about me and I had a global mod tell me I'm likely to get banned if minor incidents keep piling up and I still think I'm a decent person, and we all know several people disagree.
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>>23237056
Also, we did Ramona's prelude, which was a bit short because I overslept but was still tired. I guess that means I'm officially starting Werewolf for reals no more stalling next Thursday.

̶U̶n̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶i̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶d̶e̶a̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶.̶
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>>23237030
I just don't understand the notion of knowing you're attitude is a problem and not even wanting to change it. But hey, have fun. Until you're banned at least, I guess.
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>>23237056
>where were you last night
Dead sick. Hid in bed most of the day. A tablet's not exactly a great tool for writing.

>stop thinking of yourself as "not a decent person"
If you hear a thing often enough, with enough conviction, from enough people in enough different places, you're apt to start believing it. This is not new.

And that's all I'm saying on it, because it's more than I wanted to say in the first place, and this is not my blog.
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>>23237138
Are you Catholic or something? It would explain a lot.
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>>23237144
If you're implying something about me playing young characters, that's pretty low.
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>>23237149
No, that would be if you wanted to play with young characters. I was more focusing on the "I'm a bad person" guilt.

Jewish works, too.
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>>23237160
Nope to both. If you want, blame societal expectations of a much broader and systemic sort, for the real-world side. And a lifelong history of history repeating, for the online side.
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>>23237138
>If you hear a thing often enough, with enough conviction, from enough people in enough different places, you're apt to start believing it. This is not new.
New for him. He is kinda deaf to anything of that sort, even if coming from friends with intentions of good critique of his behaviour.
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>>23237253
That's an especially lazy shitpost, piggybacking off my unrelated statement like that. I'm ashamed of myself for enabling you.
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>>23231500
> Afraid of his own fantasy
Poor boy.
>>23231502
I didn't mean "kik", communication just way, you can choose whatever you want: XMPP(aka Jabber), SIP( SIMPLE), TOX, IRC, OSCAR(AIM/ICQ) or Skype etc.
>>23231606
I mean cosplay (or crossplay) and of course acting play, impose makeup on your skin or wear a mask (kigurumi/animegao) are two basic ways to make it close to reality.
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>>23237423
Why would people here want to do that, any more than they'd want to grab a sword and go traipsing through ancient ruins just because they played D&D?
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>>23237261
Shrug.
You're trying to get an absolutely wrong person to understand your problems is the point of my comment.
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>>23237423
>> Afraid of his own fantasy
>Poor boy.
I am positive I wouldn't want to fuck underaged grills to death if I was a lustful murderous minotaur. I wouldn't want to do it now either, snuff or no. It fits better in an ERP imo.
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>>23237478
Seemed to work pretty well as far as I can tell. If you're just looking for a lazy excuse to shitpost, that's cool too, but if you're genuine then you kinda need to work on your reading comprehension.
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>>23237502
Considering that his reply was trying to pin it on some cliched excuse? He didn't understand anything at all.
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>>23237521
>>23237478
What are you even going on about? Who are you, and just what is your problem with me? I mean, I already addressed that kind of thing, and pointed out that several people tell me I'm "not a decent person" and that they can go shove it. Nevermind that she does seem to have some "cliched excuse", even if she won't go into it.

>>23237502
You use "no one likes me" as an excuse for why you shouldn't worry about being angry and shouting at people, but no one actually hates you in the first place, and the people who do tend to do so because of your "well I might as well say it if I'm going to get banned" attitude.

You need to stop giving in to whatever parental guilt or social piled up around you. I mean, you really feel like you're on the edge of a breakdown. For all your talk of not caring and "if I might as well not worry about getting banned", you seem more concerned and more caught up in the negatives than you have been before. You've been double stressed since the holidays.
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Lili I know you're not fishing for comments like this, but you've been cool for the months you've posted in the thread, if prone to angst on occasion. You're trash but you're the likable sort of trash! Most of us are a lot worse than trash, so that's a compliment. Hope you get over your sickness and feel better.
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>>23237500
You have a minotaur rape monster?
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Basically Im a cute girl I want a guy who's, shy, submissive, and willing to do anything for me especially buy me things for camwhoring.
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>>23239404
Oh honey, darling, dearheart. No.
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Posting a recently updated profile here, just to see what people think.

https://www.f-list.net/c/sofie%20merrickson
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>>23239511
Before opening the dropdown, I was 90% sure it would be another cow transformation profile. F-list has ruined me with those things. I'm glad it's not though. Overall great, I'd fluff up the customs and sexy them up a little, but otherwise 10/10. Would milk and force to naughtily moo repeatedly.
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>>23239511
I think you already were around, planned a bunch of stuff and then vanished. So you can go fuck yourself.
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>>23239889
I'm sure we've all flaked once or twice. Or more.
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>>23239889
There is no need to be rood.
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>>23239889
They didn't commit to a specific time for said plan, did they.

It sucks but it's understandable.
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>>23239889
I've not set anything up with Sofie in recent memory. I've not even gone online with her for more than a couple minutes at a time in the last few months. Are you sure you have the right person?
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>>23240030
May be not very recent memory or some of your alts or somebody he mistakenly thinks is your alt.

Did you ever mass-flake at people within like a year or so?
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-talking-to-dominatrix-taught-me-about-butt-stuff/
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>>23238934
I got a neboulus profile. I can't be bothered making a dozen characters because möh... but a big burly minotaur fucking a beautiful woman, with a pool of cum at his feet (she's in his lap and much shorter, so she doesn't reach the ground obviously), is one of the pics in my gallery.
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>>23241391
>because möh...
I'm sure that isn't English. Or, after some effort, even googleable.

Where's the pic? Do you get anything done with schrodinger's profile?
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Every time I think of going back, I remember I hate this place.

I just wanna get my Au Ra laid but is it worth it to have to weather the shit storm of f-list? I'm not so sure.
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>>23241456
Au Ra?
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>>23241465
Race of people in Final Fantasy XIV's expansion, Heavensward.
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>>23241468
Research determines they're horny faces. This meets specifications for handlebars.
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>>23241471
They're rather attractive all 'round. Prime Waifu race now.

Not shown clearly here are the males' fantastic hips and ass shape.
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>tfw insatiable want for a variety of very specific scenes I'll never be able to find partners for
Life is the worst.
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>>23241752
Shoot us some.
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>>23241456
>>23241471
might make a decent femboy for gay sex. otherwise, they need to be futas or lesbians. i mean, christ, why did you even post the males.
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>>23241877
Femboy? I don't see how. The males are huge, no smaller than six feet tall when grown.

I think there's a fine size market for males like this as tops. Demon-y and mean looking.
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>>23241895
Not really... You can catch a thousand horny males at any second, unless they're the cream of the cream of the crop, they're just not as good as as a woman or futa.
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>>23241443
'Möh' roughly translates to 'meh'.

I usually get enough RP. I'm online now and again, so my entertainment for the day doesn't hinge on getting an RP. It's easier to get rape roleplay going, even though I much prefer consensual. But just because it's consensual doesn't mean it can't be very rough, I always like when the female character goes headfirst and indulge every (mutually agreed to) taboo without any thought of consequences.
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>>23241905
Oh I get where you're coming from.

Not sought out, specifically, but surely there's enough people receptive of them. If they're into the game, Au Ra and Roegadyn (who are super bara) are the overtly masculine races for males. Miqo'te are catbois, Hyur are boring, and Elezen are elfs.
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>>23192241
thats basically all I care about is if the other person came
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>>23192241
I feel your pain, anon.
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What's a good alternative to f-list?
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>>23242503
alcoholism
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>23242503
Litphoria, a loaded 12-gauge
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bump
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>>23243534
Mami a slut
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>>23184558

i'm depressed enough to be into this, any tips for a newcomer?
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>>23243964
Have a positive attitude.
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>>23243964
Have a sense of humour, don't be a dick, and remain optimistic no matter how many morons you run into.
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>>23243964
Be prepared to get weird.
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>>23243964
Also, don't get clingy.
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>>23243964
It's not gay unless the balls touch. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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>>23243964
Have a positive attitude, don't be male, don't be male, don't be male, don't be a dick, don't be clingy, stop being terrible.
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>>23244275
Being male is absolutely fine. You just can't be generic as hell, and you need to accept that you will be the one doing the majority of the approaching.

>>23244147
If it's pretty, fuck it. It's a simple rule of thumb.
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>>23244289
What about 'If it's monstrous, it fucks you' too? There's a few pretty solid rules to follow.
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>>23244398
I wonder if there's a market for role-reversal monsterbait -- a fighter-girl who actually wins fights, subdues monsters, and fucks them senseless, rather than the other way around.
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>>23244275
Yes be male.

There is demand for non-lazy males. Though less demand for submissives.
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>>23244485
Don't see why there wouldn't be. That soudns pretty fantastic to me.

>>23244398
Every hole's a goal, friend.
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>>23244547
Every hole!? That seems dangerous. What if that hole has a snake in it!?
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>>23244593
The path of heroism entails tasking some risks.
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>>23244485
I had a Slasher who was for getting raped by monsters and killing them after she had her sadomasochistic fun. No Werewolves ever approached my little red riding hood.
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>>23246285
I'm gonna guess it was probably the murder part that turned them away. Just maybe.
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>>23246291
Don't be ridiculous.
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Hey, look, a new thread without the old one falling off

>>23246783
>>23246783
>>23246783
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