/erpg/ "Post Whatever The Fuck You Want, Just Don't Argue" Edition
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
>How do I get started?
Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!
>So, I made my Character, what now?
After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.
>Where do you guys hang out?
JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
That will take you right to the channel.
All the arguing seems to be turning away most of the regulars, and that means there's nothing to talk about while waiting for people to link new profiles.
Maybe we need real topics, with questions. Questions like "what is your favourite type of setting to ERP in?"
I'm going to fuck up your topic.
And by topic I mean anus. Gonna straight up cripple your backside.
>"what is your favourite type of setting to ERP in?"
One where feddies get colonies dropped on them and Zeon wins the one year war.
World needs more sci-fi smut. Most of my stuff ends up being fantasy or modern/modern-fantasy, though. I have a soft spot for high society affairs with lots of room for fancy outfits, high politicking, low scandal, and deft verbiage. Anything can work, though, so long as it's got a good idea behind it.
I strongly agree with the thread's edition, though. So let it be written; so let it be done.
I think profiles like this are dumb, but if I were capable of shame, they would be a guilty pleasure. I love their kinks and the dominant, abusive attitude.
You should make more kinks. I don't really know what you're into other than being a breaker. Do you rape, or do you like willing partners? Do you do actual abuse and beatings, or just rough sex? I've been wanting to try some ballbusting and hard abuse lately.
I don't know if that was actual anger (which is a bit of a turn off and feels insecure) or an attempt at degradation (in which case it wasn't enough)...
I'm just not looking to blow all my time here. You interested? Approach.
No, because if you write super detailed kinks you just get a bunch of people fapping over them. And the notes from people that fapped over them that never approach. I'm trying to get some action, not write a thousand words of free gratification in my profile.
...Although I disagree with your methods, I can't help but concede that your logic is pretty sound. Huh.
See, as somebody who almost always does the approaching, I suppose I treat customs like the colourful mating plumage of male peacocks. It's a way to flaunt yourself to potential partners, and since I generally expect that I'm gonna be the one moving in on said potential partners, I don't really worry about what people may or may not do with my customs in their off time.
But for somebody who's throwing themselves out there as the hook, yeah, there's a perverse rationale to what you're proposing.
I feel like there's a middle ground between telling barely anything other than "I pop prostates" and making a profile so hot that it intimidates people and they just jerk off to you.
I mean... not knowing what you're into is a reason I'd not approach you, like >>23186320 says. I want to know what you're into before I approach, because I don't want to waste an hour figuring out if you like the same things I do. You've even got less profile than most people.
I've found that having no real information means you're attracting the kind of people who don't care about you or your information. They just want you to be a dominant sex toy that gets them off. I mean, I've been sitting on one of my dominant characters who DOES have a profile and I've still mostly got people who just want to lick my feet and call me Queen because that turns them on, not because they know what my kinks are and think we'd be a good match.
That's why you don't let them just lick your feet. Dominant character? Take charge. You set what kinks happen in the play to begin with. You're making this seem way harder than it is.
It was doing alright at first. It's interesting to hear from somebody whose outlook and approach to this stuff is dramatically different to mine; it puts things in context.
Honestly, this argument is actually about RP styles and not chat drama, so I don't mind it nearly as much
Oh, fuck! I'm bad about taking responsibility!
I'm something of an academic. I may disagree with your conclusions or interpretations, but as long as your methodology is sound, I can respect and acknowledge that. We're all in this for different things, after all; I'm not interested in playing the BADWRONGFUN game.
I'm only interested in bending sexual orientations, not the rules.
C'mon, step it up sempai. I know you've got it in ya.
Different boards, different rules I think. I'd try to delete this thread, but that'd be pretty rude for just an experiment.
The fact I've got it in me is precisely why I'm bad about taking responsibility.
I'm afraid I don't. Please clarify.
This is why characters like yours are a "guilty" pleasure, but I find them dumb. Because >>23186369. Having fun in an RP is mutual, and shouldn't be about the "dominant" in the RP taking charge, setting all the rules, and doing what ever they want. If anything, the submissive should do all of those things. That's why safety words exist in real life BDSM. I also won't approach someone if they don't tell me what they want (and I'll reject someone for the same reason) because those are important things when deciding whether I actually want to scene.
(Which is why I don't want to scene with you; I don't know what you want, and don't feel enticed enough to find out... I suppose I'll just masturbate to your few kinks and find someone else).
You can, but not after this long. I think it's something like 10 minutes.
That looks like a character who'd fit in the unfortunately canceled World of Darkness MMO.
Maybe Dracula will get his way and White Wolf will revive it.
A cream filling seems like an odd thing to have in a steak. Is it like cordon bleu?
You don't seem like you want to have a conversation as much as you just want to be right and have your way be THE way. So you have fun too, enjoy all your footlicking and time wasting.
It's a classic dish, it's better than cordon bleu. I promise! It's best when sampled while wearing a blindfold though.
Writing scenes with elements of sensory deprivation is surprisingly fun. As I have said many a time before, I really enjoy the literary challenge of attempting to write out responses in which you can't rely on one (or more) of the senses.
Still, a blindfold while eating? Sure, heightens the scent and flavour and all that, but presentation on the plate is a key element, too!
>/erpg/ "Post Whatever The Fuck You Want, Just Don't Argue" Edition
But when the arguments stopped the thread just up and died!
See, the people that fap and never approach will just notfap and still never approach anyway.
You can't win them over no matter what.
I think it's a timer.
You can't even delete regular posts after a little.
But basically, nuking the thread is not an option.
Dying in silence IS an option, given recent experiences.
Don't you want to make /erpg/ great again?
The thread doesn't look dead right now and we're not arguing. We just have to keep doing whatever we're doing.
I'm not shopping MAGA hats onto any of my avatars.
Blindfolded eating sounds like something being pushed by some new restaurant trying to push the trendy limits to become the next big thing. The taste better make up for it.
>Blindfolded eating sounds like something being pushed by some new restaurant trying to push the trendy limits to become the next big thing.
This is actually a thing. Apparently there's a bunch of them. Mostly in LA and NYC, coming as a surprise to exactly no one.
I am shocked - shocked, I say! - at this development. Look at how utterly taken aback I am.
Well not any more, no, but only because when I tried to have a conversation you came off as rude and insecure, and your attitude is that the submissive should do whatever it is you decide, which is the absolute last quality I want in a dominant.
Even one of our best posters--and make no mistake, Red is one of our best--expressed a similar feeling, even if it was a little more diplomatic.
Which really just goes to show the importance of profile detail; I wouldn't have had to ask.
I'll have to find someone else to break my streak of not playing.
Don't they also have lights out restaurants where all the wait staff are blind?
Or was that just an episode of CSI?
You hardly seem like the type I would want to fuss with to begin with. I don't want to have to drag someone into a play. I want someone excited to do it, not just because of my profile but because they WANT to enjoy it. Not someone bitter about the whole experience that really needs just that one special gem that makes the whole thing worthwhile again! I'd really rather spend my time enjoying myself rather than dealing with that kind of partner.
They come in several varieties, and that is in fact one of them. According to this, the one that inspired the entire concept is one of the ones that does that.
I still kinda feel like playing Twenty Questions is sort of a waste of time that could be spent doing more productive things, like setting up scene ideas or doing said scene. It'd be awful to get an hour into it only to have someone go "oh, anal is a huge turnoff? well fuck." (Replace "anal" with whatever else, you get the idea.)
My policy is, and always has been, that as long as everybody involved is having fun and enjoying themselves, I'm really not in the business of telling people that they're doing it wrong. If >>23186641 is getting plenty of play with their style and satisfied with how everything is going, then really, are they doing anything *improperly*?
It flies in the face of our established conventions, sure, but it sounds like they've reasoned all this out and it's meeting their particular requirements, so all the more power to 'em. They probably won't find a lot of nibbles around these parts, but so it goes.
Also thanks again! I know I'm hardly the norm here by any means. Really I'm far from it. But, I've got simple tastes and my methods tend to sate them. If people want something else, they're more than welcome to it!
I wouldn't have guessed that from the way the profile's written! Would've assumed you've got a bunch of crazy extreme interests, because those often seem to go hand-in-hand with the "hard shemale dominant" types on F-List. But hey, if it works for you, it works.
Personally, I'm a nightmare maze of contradictions. It'd definitely take an hour if I were to try the same.
But shouldn't it be YOUR responsibility to MAKE people want to typefuck you? That's how I make my profiles. I make them so that people will want to RP with them, and tease a more unique and interesting experience.
It's the difference between being a bitchbreaker and being a bitchbreaker who ties people's balls up and rides their dicks until they beg to cum then jerks off in their face and leaves them edged.
One is a unique experience that lets people know what they can expect, and doesn't require asking a bunch of preliminary questions... Or finding out halfway through that their biggest kink is your biggest turn off.
There are so many people who have common turn offs that it's astounding.
I'm not saying they should change, I'm just providing a reason they might want to.
>most of my kinks are pretty vanilla
... which is why it pays that I asked "do you like brutally abusing someone".
A simple "no, that's not arousing to me" would have sufficed when I asked if you like using people as punching bags.
Right this is just getting circular. Your approach has led you to apparently not even play anymore. So please don't take it the wrong way if I don't look to you for advice on how to have fun in my idle hobby. Thank you.
This is why I asked in the first place. There are a lot of people who like the idea of prostate popping... but not abuse or ballbusting. There is a method to my madness, surprisingly enough.
My approach isn't why I don't get play anymore. I have more people than I know what to do with practically throwing themselves at me, it's just that none of them are offering what I want.
What *is* it you want these days, though?
>My approach isn't why I don't get play anymore. I have more people than I know what to do with practically throwing themselves at me, it's just that none of them are offering what I want.
This is literally something your approach can help to change. Yes, I know you can't hard-control what people are offering you, but your approach goes a long way to influences what sorts of outcomes you get, including enticing the right kinds of perverts.
There's something to be said for taking a long, hard look at your methodology if you don't like the results it is getting you.
But my problem is that all the people I know and like want me to do things that don't interest me, and everyone else is a terrible person whose profile is dumb and can't spell. And for the abuse kinks is also creepy.
Either convince some of your known associates to humour you, or just accept that you're gonna have to roll the dice a bit. What you're currently doing obviously isn't working for you.
I really like this last crop of pictures you've posted.
Everybody loves classy, tasteful sluts. Don't they? Lord knows I do.
I'm told that I'm good at playing a brutal, sadistic bastard, but it's really something I can only do in small doses. It's definitely not one of my usual vices. I feel bad after doing hard ryona, never mind outright guro or death.
And the verbiage is just part of my "charm." Take it or leave it, tovarisch.
Someone who erp'ed a lot in WoW here.
How do I get excited about erp again? I feel like I've completely burned out plus in a way traumatised without really knowing/wanting it.
First off I feel like most stuff is repetitive in a way, I don't know if erp outside of wow would help but I feel like I can just write a template and use that at times.
Also I dunno but I had a good friend I used to erp with occasionally she disseapered plus some other stuff happened and now it feels like she left a hole in me(goddamn I sound clingy but I'm not maybe I am subconsciously but fuck I don't want to) it was something about the way she wrote, excited and charming in a strange way because how do you do that through text?
Guess I'm looking for someone who has an excited and charming way of writing? I don't really care about kinks anymore just a certain way someone writes I suppose.
I don't know anymore if I'm erping for the reasons everyone else does or if I'm some weird linguistical/ writing fetishist.
How could anyone look at your picture and not want to part those lips with the gentlest of pressures?
Well, maybe they want to part those lips vigorously; a greedy pillage of a kiss that treats the receptive mouth like a conquered village. Which is totally more than fine too.
When you're burnt out, try doing something different. Typefuck new people in unusual ways you haven't entertained before. Just mix it up a little and get some novelty going on.
I suppose but it had a certain tone to it? Fuck how do I even explain... It was like a beautiful voice but instead of a voice it was text, she was a good writer yes but the tone or charm was just that extra unf.
For example I read a book from an excellent writer praised in my country, but his writing felt sluggish perhaps a bit emotionless, while with another writer I felt like I wanted to keep on reading that the words were dancing and sucking me in.
I know I probably don't make a lot of sense and its probably a lot of personal taste but eh
I have an unhealthy obsession. Any literate players interested in a Kylo Ren/Rey pairing as the role of Ren?
Geez, are you posting images right from my HDD?
Who are you again? Image compatibility is to writing compatibility as the Maillard Reaction is to fine meats...
>post what you want but dont argue
BIIIIIIITCH but arguing always bumps the threads
also: very fantastical and even a little bit weird settings.
Just your friendly neighborhood Red, that's all. I've been posting from my folder of art for https://www.f-list.net/c/rediya .
It's tempting to make a profile with only classy or classical art that's "tastefully" nude. I'm surprised Red hasn't done that.
I want to combine the trope of forced femme slutty shemales and also amazons.
I'm thinking something like soldiers forcibly feminized by the war goddess for desertion or cowardice and turned into great warriors who are also small dicked shemales, and during non-war time they service men with their slutty bodies.
People don't appreciate submissive shemales.
Or bedicked submissives in general.
>replying to yourself
That aside, people like submissive femboys though.
Cowgirl Maid-esque girl for Cowgirl things. Milk her, fuck her, do both at the same time, or if you're of the little less than pleasant sort, force her to the brink of orgasm and deny it, keep her from being milked until she's begging like a mindless whore. Plenty of room for fun
Thread was at page 8. Last time I let the thread languish because "oh, it's a slow board" we fell off.
And they do sometimes, but not always. I mean, femboys also get a lot of hate as well, and people will even put them in the No section because they get flooded by them.
>we fell off
Just let it happen. We'll make another.
>people that hate femboys
Lookit here, lesbian ovipositing. I think.
I... just wanted to post it.
I don't even like ovipositing.
I just mod nearly everyone. I get lazy about it, but I don't say no to anyone who wants to be a mod. Everyone's equal, so there's no power wanking.
I tried to give Admin status to two other people, but they gave it back to me because they didn't know what to do. C'est la vie.
Also wow, you hate a whole lot of people.
>I have a soft spot for high society affairs with lots of room for fancy outfits, high politicking, low scandal, and deft verbiage.
You know you have my number.
Submissive shemales can be pretty fun. It's always in the execution. And going full classical nudes seems like something Ellijin might do.
Please stop. The argument is dead and gone with the last thread, and we are all moving forward with our lives. There's no need to dredge up that old detrius.
So! What's everybody up to today, smutwise? I'm doing a so-so job of channeling the 1980s, but the scene is pretty damned great.
I'm actually working on a character for a not-lewd game somebody's running. It's been a long time since I've done actual tabletop online.
Here's hoping it runs reliably, then; that's always a problem. Tell us about this character of yours!
Well, when I say 'character' I mean 'all the crunch for one'. Still haven't gotten around to the fluffy bits.
It's a very crunchy system.
Probably something along the lines of a slightly-off fudd medic, though.
As for reliable running it's just a oneshot at this point, so that's not much of an issue thankfully
Well, what's the ruleset? The old /tg/ spirit yet lingers in the dessicated corpse of this thread.
Ops and Tactics. It's a very... in-depth system when it comes to firearms and equipment. Time units, real guns, damage based on caliber instead of how big and scary a gun is, the works.
Huh, I am not familiar with Ops & Tactics at all. I will have to look into this.
Years ago it was D20 modern, and then the guy kept ripping and tearing and replacing all the dumb shit.
The level of detail and fidelity can be clunky and unwieldy at times. And the bookkeeping to play can get a bit much and hectic. And some people don't actually care about the difference between a Century Arms AK-47 and a Kalashnikov AK-47. But I enjoy it.
I'm not a huge fan of going super-crunchy with the rules, but sometimes it's a nice change of pace.
Sounds like Arma for tabletop.
I do not like this.
>Should snippits from Deadpool and Cable be my new avatarfag images? You decide!
Sub femboys are kinda hit and miss.
Conceptually qt, execution is often meh.
Ovi is grrrreat.
Calm down son.
>As for reliable running it's just a oneshot at this point, so that's not much of an issue thankfully
A system that madly crunch involved for just a oneshot sounds wasteful.
They're pretty amusing. I gotta get around to reading that comic some day.
All 50 issues are a blast. The best way I could hope to describe it (for at least a few of the arcs) is with many of those tropes from the 90s with actually good writing.
Seriously. Fabien Nicezia needs to return to comic work.
(It also should be noted that Fabien writes Deadpool in this as a mercenary who wants to be a hero but doesn't quite realize it yet. You know, as opposed to MEMES!)
>tfw you get really descriptive at a critical scene and your partner blows their load and goes offline
This is a bittersweet feeling
It does referance some plot elements from earlier comics the two were involved in (and keep in mind - comic started in 2004 and ended in 2008) however I went in with only knowing about Deadpool from back issues of his later series and nearly nothing about Cable.
It does a good job of recapping who important side characters are in the series. You'd be fine.
On the subject of comics, I read Barb Wire this morning. It could have been better. But I feel like you could get a decent character out of the cover art, which is all corny and cheesecake, and unlike the actual in-comic character, who's like thirty something and world weary and bitchy.
Come to think of it, this would make a good inline.
I kinda wanna make an "archetypal babydyke" profile. You know the sort. Young, energetic, eagerly embracing boyish fashion and overdoing her lesbian identity, probably has crazy hair of some sort, snapbacks, flannel, so on and so forth. Is there even an audience for something so pedestrian, in the sea of dickgirls and monsters (and monster dickgirls) that is F-List? And if so-- where?
>tfw took forever to find an even halfway suitable image
This does not bode well.
Different strokes and all that.
If the gay female characters are anything like the gay male characters, I imagine a character like that will be very popular in chats and pull in acceptable amounts of play. More if you're into the inevitable monsters/rapists/other fucked-up proposals often made for nice and pure characters like that
>That feel when humiliating user after user by having intense sessions then spreading it around in various channels
Not to mention the usually tom foolery and shit talk.
This is so much fun, people on f-list are so easily triggered, I had one person going "please stop you're literally giving me a panic attack, why would you do this?"
I get banned, reset my IP, and rinse and repeat.
I can get a lot done too before a ban comes in
Well, less like that and more like this, kind of. Only less "I'm ridiculously annoying to be around"-looking. But that same kind of "I am THIS gay" look.
Assuming I could even find art for it, anyway.
>the inevitable monsters/rapists/other fucked-up proposals often made for nice and pure characters like that
I'd probably lean more towards the less fucked-up proposals of actual lesbian sex (or orientation play with "straight" girls -- "so is spaghetti until it gets wet", y'know), at least as a base. I'll make a monsterbait fantasy character if I want the weird stuff.
Of course, on F-List, even the normal is weird, but I mean just generally keeping it in girl-on-girl territory. There's something to be said for focus.
>being proud of being cancer
On the plus side, you're probably already banned from the chat, so uh... have fun I guess.
"Babydyke"? Never heard that term.
Also, I like more down to earth characters, especially when
contrasted with more weird shit, like dickgirls, vampires, or ghosts. Plus, a lot of my characters are like that to begin with. I mean, Madison is deeply closeted and abusive because of it. Makoto is a young babydykey trans girl who would probably fit in with a lot of progressive third wave feminism queer theory stuff, if she was aware of what that is. Hayley is super down to earth, just nerdy.
Isn't "no one wants realistic characters" one of the problems Lili was having? Heck, a lot of the gay characters seem just as weird and over the top as the lesbians. I could never really find anyone interested in what I wanted, even when I was doing fantasy. Or did you mean pure, not down to earth?
Lili, is that you?
>I like doing things that are mean and against the rules, and think this makes me look cool
If you do that kind of thing in the channel, don't be surprised if you get banned.
>"Babydyke"? Never heard that term.
It's used variously to mean either "fresh young newbie lesbian" or "soft butch / baby butch", and often suggests elements of both, which is where I meant it.
>Isn't "no one wants realistic characters" one of the problems Lili was having?
>Lili, is that you?
Yes and yes. I've been thinking about more "accessible" profiles, without going all the way to "totally generic pansexual pink slutmobile with futa option". Even if I'm trying to appeal to others, it's still gotta appeal to *me*, so I'm looking at other things that are comfortably within my wheelhouse and that I'd enjoy writing. In this case, also something that's been on my mind lately for various reasons.
Honestly this is probably where I should've gone in the very beginning. Lili-the-character was just an idle whim that I fixated on because it was a novelty I'd never had the chance to exercise before. Not that I wanna retire that profile, especially now that I'm so pleased with how it turned out, but I think there are more accessible whims to pursue also, and ones I'm probably a lot better at anyway.
Honestly you're probably just going to end up like me. I am your fate. No one gives you what specific things you want, so you just sit around shooting the shit.
Speaking of which, are you actually available right now? I just realized that with as frustrating as the last two days were, I completely didn't even try to run any preludes (although last night my internet crapped out anyway). I already know what Ashley's will be, so I want to get that out of the way, then I can finally get to Sebastian's and hopefully get Edgar and I on the same page.
Also, I think you should make that character. Plus, if you make her a naive 18 year old off to college and without mommy and daddy looking over her shoulders, you could finally play with Malice, and do whatever weird butt stuff that entails. Maybe even playing with Mally Alice, who is her most down to earth character ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶i̶g̶n̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶r̶i̶g̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶v̶a̶t̶a̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶r̶e̶d̶'̶s̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶ ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶/̶h̶o̶m̶u̶n̶c̶u̶l̶u̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶v̶i̶c̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶.̶
>Speaking of which, are you actually available right now?
Nope. I'm attempting to be asleep. I'm clearly not very good at it, but I'm attempting.
>I think you should make that character.
I'm halfway to that character on Ash anyway. But yeah, college freshman is sort of the natural direction, and it'd be better for the character to simply be a perfectly normal gay human, instead of a werewolf. There's two completely different sets of priorities there, and while they're interesting for RPG story, they'd just confuse ERP in many cases. Or get me approaches I'm not really interested in for the character (like "so... you're a werewolf, I'm a furry...").
Trust me, in ten years, promiscuous automobiles will be all the rage.
>I'm halfway to that character on Ash anyway.
I figured, yeah.
Also, hey, being a Werewolf can make for some interesting ERP (well, the more character focused ERP). If I'm as good as I want to be (but probably won't be), you'll at least get some of that with Babs.
Barbara's nothing like Wendy Corduroy. I just happen to be watching Gravity Falls and have fan art of her.
Also Dipper and Mabel.
I of course found the porn and got lots of Mabel images for a character I'd never make BEFORE I watched the show.
My age? Dont ask please...
Sex? Im a girl.
Location? Party in the USA
I draw a lot. Add me to see my art. Please dont add without saying anything @_@
>This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/.
You might want to try >>23160887 or maybe or one of the other kik threads. I don't think any of us even use kik.
>Not that I wanna retire that profile, especially now that I'm so pleased with how it turned out
Oh, you've got it done finally?
Hm lets see... A little disparate in pictures, but still qt.
>Or get me approaches I'm not really interested in for the character (like "so... you're a werewolf, I'm a furry...").
Yea that's a plague on any were-somethings.
I know you're saying these things because you are expecting rage responses, but you fuck off.
Yeah, but my bland tastes should be pretty well known by this point.
Don't worry, nobodys going to add you without saying anything... Because nobodys probobly going to add you! WRONG THREAD!
Sure as hell is tempting tho.
She should have used some of the Tiger and Bunny images I suggested, like the ones that portray that brown haired girl as the daughter of either a single father or two gay guys (I haven't seen the show, she might be). I think Lili as having two dads or one dad, but no mom, is a good way to go :T
>character with mother incest being a significant scenario
>portrayed as having no mother
You blind nerd. Half of the art *is* that character (the inline and the first five images). The other half is a smattering of "idea" images moreso than "precise appearance" ones, because Kaede doesn't really have any porn aside from a handful of very dick-centric images, which I'm trying to avoid accidentally doing like I did last time. See? I'm learning! ...kinda.
I avoided being too specific about her family situation to leave it open in case someone wants to come in with an idea like "I'm your mom/aunt/etc". I avoided the two dads idea because part of her core "thing" is her aching need for someone to fill a mother-shaped (or at least female-authority-figure-shaped) void in her life, which would've carried the the implication that two dads is an "inferior" or "incomplete" parenting situation. Which is kinda... sketchy.
(There's no specific reason that I didn't use the ones that have her with just her father. I just ended up liking the solo ones better as representations.)
>Wanting a pink name Mommy domme that can write multi-para
Why do I even try?
Hit me up with tips, offers, or hate.
>inb4 it's too long. Make it shorter.
That's the point.
I've always found that direct incest never really works out because you the players barely know each other, so your characters aren't likely to be as familiar as they should be.
Also, duh, you dolt. She has no mother. Wouldn't you like to fill that role? And that hole.
>Half of the art *is* that character (the inline and the first five images)
Yeah, but I linked you like twelve images or so. I mean, you've got 50 image slots. Also, I feel you're thinking too much into it. Having two dads isn't inferior, it just means you don't have a mom. And a mom is what you want diddling Lili.
It's like how girls with fathers that abandoned them want 40-somethings to jizz on their face.
Also, werewolf update... uh... we're down one player, but might be back up a player. Regardless, I'm going to sleep and running your prelude tonight. It's going to involve Barbara confronting you about the night of your first change, and some monster stuff to get you into the mechanics.
The problem isn't really even your length, it's the the fact that you're giving too much information that isn't useful, and not enough that is. I know that I hate when people get mad that I don't follow their advice, so I'm really not trying to be like that, but... you really do need to change what you're doing if you want to get something different than what you're already getting.
If the approach you have doesn't work, you can't expect to get anything new if you don't change it.
>Yeah, but I linked you like twelve images or so. I mean, you've got 50 image slots.
I didn't even want to go past ten, really. I kinda feel like those profiles with fifty images are a bit of an overload. At least from my own perspective as a reader of someone else's profile, I really only need a handful of images to have a clear picture of their appearance or general look, and then a few supplementary images to convey intent if the other ones didn't already. If someone has fifty images, I probably won't even bother going past twenty. Same reason I think people shouldn't bother with pages-long profiles.
>I feel you're thinking too much into it.
Yeah but I do that with l i t e r a l l y e v e r y t h i n g. dwi nerd.
Besides, it's not like it'd come up in ERP. For all the profile says about it, she may very well have two dads, if that's somehow useful or relevant to the scene. I debated having a collapse at the bottom for "no really, tell me more", expanded character info stuff, but... nah. There's nothing I could really do that wouldn't just be me adding words for the sake of having more words. Right now, it's short, sweet, and has exactly what the reader needs.
Just like Lili herself~
Whoops. Well, at least it works out on some level, so you can grab preludes before the first session, because you would've had to skip everyone besides the one you've already done, if we'd started the game proper tonight.
I was still planning on doing preludes. I just slept to get ready for yours, and will be ready to do it once I shower and eat.
Like I've said several times before, you need to combine a lot of it, get rid of things like "the Rules" and tell us more about your character that isn't vague. Most of the profile is dedicated to your kinks, and they're interesting, but redundant with your customs. You've also just thrown in Inlines for no reason to make it seem longer. Your profile has a lot of rambling, but not a lot of information.
You want to do long term, but your character barely exists, and is nebulously defined with caveats of "I can change this for you".
>join the channel to lurk a bit
>check out a few peoples' profiles
>feel intimidated and inadequate
I just wanted to cuddle with someone...
I think the inlines are more there to keep people interested with the pretty images.
I'm curious why you're so against a rules section, especially when they're actually pretty simple stuff. A lot of profiles have them. Just curious is all.
I think it's important to be flexible in a character. You can have a pre-defined history, but if it doesn't work with the play you and your partner have come up with, then you should be able to change it.
What do you think of this profile? It's not me, but it's where I more or less got the format for mine from.
>lurk all the time
>read about them complaining about the burnout
>read about them pining over the partner they want but will never find
>want to give it to them
>spend days writing fat, ugly, abusive blues (or whatever else it is)
>always delete them because you're afraid it won't be good enough
Being /erpg/ lurker is suffering.
Pre defined stories either mean no one approaches you (because they don't fit into your story) or they ignore it.
Rules being obvious stuff is the problem. It comes off as egotistical. I could find someone else who doesn't feel the need to treat the reader as if they need to be told simple things. Anyone the rules are for will ignore them, anyone they're not for will find it a turn off.
>>read about them pining over the partner they want but will never find
This, sort of. I just want to make someone happy.
I want to play with you. Especially if you do consensual.
>why you're so against a rules section
The general caution against a rules section is always:
"The people who need to read it won't, and the people who don't need it will think you're bitchy."
Yikes. Yeah, there's definitely such a thing as "too much profile". Which is unfortunate since that one looks right up my alley otherwise, but the overload of information in the profile just makes it a chore to slog through.
Honestly, the vast majority of characters don't NEED that much info. There's a lot you can simply assume, a lot that will never come up, and a lot that will/should already be covered in your Info tab and your custom kinks.
>>want to give it to them
is what I meant to hit.
I feel like posting my profile, because why not?
>Honestly, the vast majority of characters don't NEED that much info. There's a lot you can simply assume, a lot that will never come up, and a lot that will/should already be covered in your Info tab and your custom kinks.
This. Give only what is necessary. Giving away your entire backstory--especially when it won't be used--is bad form. It does nothing, adds nothing, and accomplishes nothing. But more than that, >>23194290 You don't really HAVE a backstory. Your backstory is sparse, unfilled, and kind of bland. All of the things I've suggested you should change about your profile are still there. She's still "head writer at video games" straight out of college, she's still given no explanation for why, or shown that she's interested in that, or even what it MEANS. She's still got a girlfriend who adds nothing to the play and will be ignored. She's still six feet tall and this is never addressed anywhere... Wait, did you update it just now?
What you've got in the description now is decent, but still rambly and barely tells me anything about who she is as a human being, just listing her accomplishments. I'd also still argue against "software engineer", unless you know what software engineering entails. I feel that might be the new "Architect".
We're waiting on you, you know :T
Did you miss
>always delete them because you're afraid it won't be good enough
I don't have any profiles I'm comfortable putting on the table, I get about 50-70% done with one and then nuke it because I'm not happy with it. I'm shiiiiiiit.
Make sure you get what you want too, anon!
You really need to merge the backstory, physical details, sexuality, and personality sections. And take out the fantasy section. It's a massive moodkiller to see "I'm uninspired". You're not required to have that section. You don't need to put it there in the first place.
I'm going to be honest with you at this point: One of the reasons I'd not want to play with you is because your profile seems to treat more words as better, so it says a whole lot of nothing. You need to make it CONCISE.
Being unsure of what you want is fine for short term, but you want long term and detailed. Your profile makes me worried you wouldn't be able to put out detail without rambling instead.
I'm not trying to dissuade you, but being too attached to what you've got that it keeps you from scrapping it and doing it over is a bad thing.
My suggestions [and anyone can jump in here]:
Cut the profile and start writing it over. Same character, but new start.
Decide what you want her to be and stick with it. You come off as wishy washy when you add "I can change this" after anything or "(whatever) year old". Add a note about how you're willing to change it up, or offer up entirely different options. Or don't; no one is requiring you to have a ready made fantasy character.
Have her backstory/personality/sexuality/physicality all in one place. It doesn't matter how long it is, just have it in the same place. Or at least break it up less than it is, because it feels robotic.
Don't use so many collapses. Even as long as your profile is, it makes it longer. Plus, let's be honest, most dominants aren't going to want to bother with what you've got.
Honestly? Find better pictures. Either find a model and use only her, or use art. We'll even help if we can. Feel free to keep the "Eye candy" section, but don't use such disparate images in the pictures tab.
Focus on necessary information, not chaff. Cut the chaff, keep the wheat.
Honestly that is what I want. Just to be with someone and know I make them happy.
My hearts don't show up... I'll never understand why 4chan does some basic unicode but not others And it does seem to be serverside, not client side.
I'd delete that quick. No loli.
Also, just make the profile.
Yeah, but do you make ugly abusive fat nerds?
>do you make ugly abusive fat nerds?
I just went for something really generic about a year ago, then abandoned it. I honestly have no clue what I'm doing.
Just make profiles. It's not hard. There's really no "wrong" way to do it, provided you're not expecting something you're not giving.
Check out some of the profiles in this thread.
If I did get over my laziness and lack of motivation and play, these are some of the characters I'd like to consensually pair with a big burly loser.
Yeah, some of them have inlines and fancy formatting, and no lie, it helps. A profile is after all an advertisement. But at the same time, I make sure to still have the basic information I'd look for, and tell others they should have.
I got a friend's permission to link one of her profiles that's long and rambly and for more story based play:
It's kind of funny because her profiles used to be really long and wordy.
On one hand, I appreciate the artistry and efficiency of concise profiles. On the other hand, I have to admit that I have a real soft spot for profiles that are actually attempting to do something stylistically - framing the entire thing through in-character methods, for example. My current WIP profile (ah, there are so many...) is working with a three-collapse system that frame and bisect an inline image, with each collapse highlighting a different aspect of the character through a different kind of vignette.
I'm actually pretty proud of it, but I am also painfully aware that I am probably well into the territory of "being too fucking clever for my own good."
It's that kind of pretentious, literary clever where you think the structure of your book contains all these grand unwritten messages for those who look but really just make it incomprehensible and inaccessible to the uninitiated.
Not all cleverness is *good* cleverness.
I'm reasonably well aware of my many, many, many shortcomings.
I feel like it's a balancing act. It's not one or the other.
Here's another one of Malice's profiles that I like as a good example of something story based that gets you the character's history, but still gets you into their head space and tells you who they are: https://www.f-list.net/c/max%20willow/
She got the idea seeing the question and answer set up on Makoto's profile (something I've actually had people compliment me on), which is straight out of World of Darkness character creation. It's IC, and to a third person questioner, and gives you an idea of the character.
It also doesn't feel like an infodump because it's broken up into small bite sized chunks instead of huge paragraphs.
Also, if anyone is interested in Max (or Sage) you should contact her. Put things in her butt.
Oh, I'm not glum about it at all! I've apparently got my knacks and talents, too.
Overly specific /tg/-themed scene setup of the day:
Female dragon in pursuit of stolen treasure gets convinced by a human that she'll be able to follow the trail better if she poses as something less scary. She gets fitted with a magic item that turns her into a dragon anthro, and they end up traveling together with her acting like a 'half-dragon'.
Sooner or later she's convinced that she's still too over the top and scaring off potential leads, so with the aid of 'bag of holding' type magic items her horns and spines and wings are hidden (looking like decorate seals attached/painted to her scales), and another magic item changes her scale colors/patterns, and she ends up in a 'lizardfolk' role.
Eventually even that is 'obviously' too attention-grabbing, so she's fitted with a size reduction magic item, plus stuff like magic contact lenses, more scale changes, strength reduction items, and so on, and ends up as a 'kobold' serving as the harmless-seeming pet/slave of her companion.
All the while she gets pushed into more and more lewd or embarrassing things to 'help' in the search, fitted with more naughty magic items, pushed into prostitution or into breeding with magical beasts because the extra funds will supposedly help in the search for her lost treasure, etc etc.
Pic related for size comparisons.
Goddamn I fucking love Halflings.
Sidenote: Someone needs to get InCase to do trap halflings.
>Wouldn't a Polymorph spell be more practical and more topical? Since dragons can usually do that.
Only a couple of the metallic types can innately change shape. With the rest, even an adult red dragon is only going to get like an hour out of a casting of Alter Self (or only seven minutes in Pathfinder), and the less-than-impressive caster level means a single stray Dispel Magic could ruin the supposed ruse.
Sure, but why go out and (shudder) give away some of your treasure for a different magic item when you can assemble something that more or less suits from treasure already at hand?
And from there it's sunk cost fallacy all the way down.
>Also, werewolf update... uh... we're down one player,
Hah, who quit?
>I kinda feel like those profiles with fifty images are a bit of an overload.
Yeah they definitely are. Or are jump random porndump of a canon.
>I'm curious why you're so against a rules section, especially when they're actually pretty simple stuff. A lot of profiles have them. Just curious is all.
They're bad BECAUSE they're simple stuff. It's not something that you have to say to an intelligent partner, and a shitter won't read or care, so it's worthless. Meanwhile, it creates an aura of bitchyness and control-freakery.
>>feel intimidated and inadequate
>>always delete them because you're afraid it won't be good enough
I know them feels.
Your scenario sounded like buying special magical itemry anyway.
Although it works with it being cheaper than full immediate polymorph. And then the sunk cost sets in and all goes.
...Dude, you've caused them to flip their shit in the thread, apparently not for the first time, and are still completely mystified why they don't come to hang out with you?
>lood mood only hits me late at night
>Standards too high to find girlcock for my fetishes quickly
>End up getting off to profiles/sad panda and falling asleep
>Next day find all those ideas utterly boring
>Rinse and repeat
This fucking sucks.
Is it just a coincidence or are there more German profiles than any other non-English profiles on F-List?
>she says she has an hour and a half to play before she has to go out
>an hour and a half later she begs me not to stop
>says she was considering canceling plans anyway
Subs have no self control I swear to god.
If you're not causing a scandal, you aren't trying hard enough.
>tfw weighed down by past ERP regrets and unable to enjoy what I have in the present
Life is hell.
Thousand fallen blooms
The spring brings a million more
How fleeting this doubt!
>tfw almost the M in a public MFF threesome in a chat
One of them had to go, but I made sure to set something up with both of them privately before that one logged
>Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with
I'm a blue blob that can harden inside warm areas.
yes i'm into the females
please no poking though, just caress me in your palms
i'm not sensing any hot blooded life forms in this vicinity
maybe i've arrived on a dead planet
Talk about ded
Not even me showing off my muscles will revive this place.
Well, back to the underground mineral caves in Mars.
I have no idea what's going on, but at least the thread is bumped.
That's pretty tall. Not much to harden. Not a very large dick.
So, who wants to make the next thread when this one kicks the bucket?
We were doing so good with conversation, but now it's died down...
So let's ask a question: What fantasies and fetishes have you been thinking about lately? What jerk off fantasies do you want to play out?
Something involving 90s-era cyberspace sex where the rules of reality are forfeit.
The two are not mutally exclusive.
Yeah I have no idea why its so quiet nowadays either. Hope its a seasonal thing.
I've been getting some good, old-fashioned rough fucking in on an ongoing scene, which is great. Feral intensity and broken shower tiles make for a good time.
That aside, I should do more with my sneks.
>What fantasies and fetishes have you been thinking about lately?
Having raunchy sex inside the cockpit of a mobile suit as we watch a colony fall to earth and land on Australia.
Cockpit sex is irresponsible as hell. What happens if you get something on the control surfaces? Do you really have so little respect for your poly-alloy steed?
On which character? Your Snakes, or one of the Reds?
Man... the colony drop joke is getting oooold. It's also hard to make believe the Zeon are good guys when they're dropping colonies and killing several hundred million civvies. Also, just how many colonies are dropped in that show? I've seen like four different screenshots.
Cockpit sex is the only good thing about giant robot fiction. Although I kinda want some sort of space or cyberpunk RP.
Classic Red's getting the furious, gonna-look-like-I-walked-out-of-a-fistfight bangin' done. Sarashk's usually far too careful for that kind of thing (unless asked to do so), and Tcheyl... well, yeah, okay, Tcheyl's a jerk and a sadist.
Furthermore, the best thing about giant robot fiction is raw adrenaline and burning courage.
>It's also hard to make believe the Zeon are good guys when they're dropping colonies and killing several hundred million civvies.
The more you post, the less I like you. Which is sad because you're one of two people who really made me want to make a super robot or other futuristic pilot profile. Descending into self-parody and memes just isn't sexy.
>Descending into self-parody and memes just isn't sexy.
I'm sorry its late, I'm bored as fuck and drunk.
I should have went and posted one of my other profiles, I can only maintain a character persona for so many threads.
Who's https://www.f-list.net/c/replicant%20kaine/ ? What's the story there? She's one of ours, isn't she? Well, wasn't she.
Although, really, >>23207281 is kind of right.
Personas are terrible anyway. Plus the schtick gets old when you've only got one.
Is Red banging or getting banged? Do you do much gay bottoming on Red?
I stole it and a bunch of other images like it from a from a thread on /m/
It was a good thread.
Well, Red's the one shoving it in, if that's what you're asking. His lovely and talented partner is making sure to give as good as she gets, though.
As for the latter part of that question, it's not something that there's been a lot of demand for, historically. Well, correction: there has been demand for it, but not from anybody I've actually wanted to do scenes with. Most of my gay stuff has involved putting traps through the paces.
The enemy of hate is ridicule, you know.
Most of your Red art is pretty effeminate, to me at least. It's just an older sort that most people aren't into.
Also, man, that chick looks like Sabrina. I might add that to her profile. Maybe edit in a few scars on the arms and thigh. She is a natural redhead.
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Man, Why'd Junko need to get into this fuckhole of drama? She seems like a nice person all things considered
No she didn't. She was a bitch. She had weird views on canon characters, insulted everyone, acted like she shouldn't care about pissing people off, and even deleted her profile in the middle of playing with you, allegedly because of me, even though she kept bugging me after I made her an icon.
oh fuck that was her?
nevermind. I mean I would have understood if she said something but uh. Fuck.
Well I know that now
He does indeed err closer to pretty than handsome, but his degree of androgyny isn't enough for the people who want twinks or femboys, while his lithe build and wiry athleticism isn't enough for people who want burly baras. It's kind of an awkward middle ground to people who want easy labels.
Ah, wait, meant to respond to >>23207705 there. Whatever. Let's post some more art while I'm at it.
ok i will. but only because i love this comic so much
Is she? Report her :V
Summon Bigger Bitch.
He's a prettyboy. The only thing that keeps him from being Christian Grey or Edward Cullen is that you're not shit.
RELATED art, you idiot.
cool cat saves the day
paper tiger space pirate who loves all things bad. (happening to her at least) feel free to check out the other characters as well, but I mainly idle on Lili
I'm surprised https://www.f-list.net/c/cool%20cat is an actual profile
(It's based off a real shitty direct to DVD movie. One thats comparable to The Room in terms of funny-bad)
>self-inflicted erp dry spell
>got nothing to talk about
>suddenly back in the mood
>hooked up with super compatible partner
>still nothing to talk about
Note that some of those are EXCESSIVELY wordy (one of Lewdred's logs is a month long RP in which each of the participants output more than NaNoWriMo exercise), do not try to match your standards to them.
>Not linking mine
It hasn't been updated in months, but there's still good stuff.
Oh yes, there will be dicks!
Seems the "let's just fuck" scene I initiated over noteplay is turning into an actual regular roleplay with flirting. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Oh yeah and the sauce is http://exhentai.org/s/c3d5a02ff3/897745-1
The tar used historically wasn't the tar we're familiar with, and presumably was unpleasant rather than injurious.
I disagree, breaking the rules is breaking the rules and we should treat all rulebreakers the same and punish them in accordance with their crimes. Doing otherwise is unfair and creates a double standard.
I wish this artist had better quality images. The ones I can find are all really shitty.
Also, his sculptures are creepy as hell.
I'm remembering I said I'd write a story about a middle age knight being seduced by his squire...
I'm not sure this is the correct way to do this, but-
I have been running first-person roleplays (in the style of a Choose Your Own Adventure game) on Omegle for some time. Having become frustrated with inconsistent connections and ubiquitous idiocy, I'm thinking about switching to F-list to run these. Does anyone with more experience with the site have any input?
Most specifically, the focus on characters concerns me. I don't play a character so much as the world.
>Most specifically, the focus on characters concerns me. I don't play a character so much as the world.
Don't worry, that's workable. Just include examples of what worlds you offer into profile rather than "Imma play anything you want" blank check.
>Having become frustrated with inconsistent connections and ubiquitous idiocy
Also fair warning, flist still has some of that.
You'll definitely want more than that on the profile, but I assume it's unfinished. I'll leave the actual advice to other people, I just woke up.
Updated male Lili to be a total fuck boy supreme if that's what your into. And I mean hyper slut. Not s-s-s-stuttering weirdo.
My biggest fetish is OOC enthusiasm. Holy shit is it ever so hard to find someone that actually feel like they give a damn about the RP, or at least keep the enthusiastic attitude going. And so few seem to share my view that an RP is a collaborative two-way street, and so many are tight-lipped. It often feels like I have to supply and suggest every last detail of a potential RP, and I have to figuratively pull every last answer out of so many partners.
There have been so many instances where I've read a very interesting ad and had something like this happen.
>Hi, I read your ad and read most of your custom kinks and your profile (still reading!) and I must say that I'm very interested in an RP with you. I want to RP X scene you posted, and I can RP that Y thing you wanted in Z amounts, and all your desired custom kinks hits the spot for me as well!
10 minutes later
>Maybe put a spin on that scene you wanted by doing this, and maybe the thing I RP has something else going for him that might result in something cool!
8 minutes later
>So uh... how do you like it to be, to be more specific? Do you want it to include this thing doing that? And how many of those things? And what are your views on this idea?
10 minutes later
>Ok... and for my other questions?
7 minutes later
>What do you mean?
1.5 hours later
And then it results in a mediocre RP, when the ad from the start had sounded so promising, so enthustiatic, and the profile was well made.
But then! Two days ago I stumbled on another ad which sounded promising so I responded to it.
>Hi, I read your ad and [in essence a copy paste from the contact attempt above]
>So glad you were interested! Oh, that sounds like a very fun idea! How about we do it in this way?
>Hah, that sounds fun as well, what do you say if we ad this element to the scene? I think it could spice things up!
>Oh, I like the sound of that! Can we ad this as well? Perhaps do it like that?
The resulting RP was fun and stimulating, and the OOC was really great as well! We could joke, do compromises in the RP that didn't step on each others toes or make each other angry (in fact we were happy with it), and we talked about other ideas that could benefit the RP and so on. It felt great, and so strange to find the holy grail that now I'm almost afraid to lose it!
Well, that was a bit over the top, but I'm simply glad to have found someone worthwhile beside the partner who brought me into the strange world of ERPing four years ago.
A consistent flow of OOC chatter is one of my greatest joys in RP of any sort, ERP included. Even if it's just to point out (or make) a lame joke in the current proceedings. It's just kind of oppressive to feel like I have to be "on" all the time, without being able to step back occasionally to reflect on the scene as an external observer, creator, and collaborator.
>or at least keep the enthusiastic attitude going
And this is a large part of why I don't actually do anything. Because despite liking the ideas, a lot of the time I just can't muster the enthusiasm for actually doing them, because depression or exhaustion or whatever other lame reason. And I'd hate to get someone excited for it and then not be able to keep myself operating on the same level.
But when I do/did in the past, OOC chatter is my great joy. Because if I wanted silence, I'd just write a story.
> My biggest fetish is OOC enthusiasm.
Enthusiasm is aaaabsolutely the best.
>Hi, I read your ad and read most of your custom kinks and your profile (still reading!) and I must say that I'm very interested in an RP with you. I want to RP X scene you posted, and I can RP that Y thing you wanted in Z amounts, and all your desired custom kinks hits the spot for me as well!
Well that sounds like a wonderful opening
...oh wait that's yours.
Damn shame it's wasted on them.
Holy shit this. If someone seems as excited to play with me as I am with them, I'll want to go all out on them creatively. If they seem meh or flighty OOC, it's more difficult for me to enjoy their character even if I love the character.
My problem with enthusiasm is that too much of it makes me feel bad. It should always be enthusiasm for things I'm enthused about, and it should always be stuff where I won't feel insecure or intimidated.
A lot of my potential partners I'll never play with have been really interested in my character, but I haven't been that interested in them. Heck, a lot of my friends really want to play with me (sometimes because no one else wants to play with them, sometimes because they know I'm great, usually both) but I don't want to play with them all that much, or just never want to play.
Oh lol rory, you miserable cur. Just loool.
Also random porn dumpling.
Not sure if GHOST BLOWJOB WOO or artist just run out of fucks to give when it came to hair.
>mfw someone wants a group game
>mfw they post a huge-ass post about the character they're going to play
>mfw one of the "roles" they want filled is a "perfect woman fighter that's utterly submissive and has only opened up to me."
What the fuck?
It's not like I'm saying a blanket "enthusiasm is bad". Enthusiasm is great. It's just that enthusiasm alone isn't enough. I mean, it has to be enthusiasm with something that interests me. I've gotten plenty of people who seem like they're enthusiastic about things I'm not into.
Hell, I got a Note a few days ago that I haven't unpacked that's really enthusiastic, but not for a kink I'm interested in, even though it's listed on my profile. Someone wants Madison to totally dominate their life and break them up with their girlfriend and never have sex with them. It's clearly just their UltimateBetrayal cuckold fetish, but they still clearly read my profile, I just don't have the time or motivation for something so detailed. And even as a randie with a hub profile I feel bad about not being as into it as they are.
Just looks unfinished. Some of the background isn't done either.
To be fair that's a role that someone is probably dying to play. On the one hand it's always egotistical that these people practically beg for submissives, but at the same time it's true that someone will probably want to do that. Just... for someone else.
>It's not like I'm saying a blanket "enthusiasm is bad". Enthusiasm is great. It's just that enthusiasm alone isn't enough. I mean, it has to be enthusiasm with something that interests me. I've gotten plenty of people who seem like they're enthusiastic about things I'm not into.
That's when you say: "I'm sorry, but after having read your note/pm/profile I'm sure that I'm not the RP partner you are looking for. The kinks you like are simply not something I like, but I do hope you find a RP partner to have fun with!"
At least, that's what I do on the rare occassion someone approach me and the thing simply doesn't interest me.
I would be indignant about being one of those friends, but, A) I figured those things out a long time ago, and, B) I'm just as lazy.
I thought the point of all this was writing a smutty story and using it as high-octane fap fuel.
You don't pester me for RP, I tantalizingly offer things I'll never get around to.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and sleep deprived. Also fuck me, I should have been napping for the last four hours, after waking up way too damned soon.
I may or may not be planning to use them for an OC DONUT STEEL character.
>want to RP
>a couple RPs in progress
>obligations of both clean and lewd overdue
>may have flaked once or twice
>winter blues hit hard as fuck this year
OOC enthusiasm is addictive as fuck. You have good tastes here.
I'm pretty wordy, s'true. Scenes like Hangar Whore, Ms. Tanzer Will See You Now, Enough to Wake the Dead, and Quenching the Flames are all more compact, though. At least, relatively speaking.
>The only thing that keeps him from being Christian Grey or Edward Cullen is that you're not shit.
Ow. Ow. Shots fucking fired. The Reds do not take themselves anywhere near seriously enough to fall into that unhallowed company.
Don't give up hope! Satisfying smut and satisfaction awaits. Just relax and take things as they come.
Is /soc/ going faster these days?
We're going slower. Tumbling down.
It all returns to nothing. These threads keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me doooooown~
In our heart of hearts, we know that we will never be on /tg/ again...
I've finally got a regular post-holiday schedule now, so here's hoping that'll help me back into the groove.
I've always found that when I have the most 'free' time is when I'm at my least productive/reliable for writing.
We've lost everything. Eeeverything.
>tfw this line doesn't need to be revised ;~;
I kinda understand this. A little bit of pressure gives some urgency and direction to your utilization of free time. When everything is open, one feels like they can get away with slacking off and dithering.
I ran a successful first session of a one on one inspired by Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines: Colon Cancer (but in VtR2e).
I should probably force Werewolf forward faster, too. I might start RPing again now.
But let's not be too hasty.
Is there anything worse than fishing around for stuff you want only to realise that you got no fucking money cause simply HAVING a place to live drains you of fucking everything
Sleeping and waking at regular times also helps a bunch.
Sleep is awesome. One should always try to get enough of it.
I'm saving all of these to my "Hunter" folder, for if I ever make a Hunter: The Vigil character.
Maybe I should use them for Sarah Colt. The problem is it's always weird to have a character but have most of their sexual artwork be with the same other character.
Man, that one is very WoD. She looks like she's about to go hunting werewolves and look good doing it. Also, that looks like a really weird Steyr AUG, but I'm not a /k/ommando.
I'm pretty sure the artist just made up some shit. Might be an attempt at dashing off a QBZ-95 since they're apparently Chinese, but the sights setup seems all wrong, so who knows.
J-jeez. I like to think I'm okay at what I do, but "legitimately brilliant" seems like a bit much...
>"You are." Farewell to those lurid, seductive tones from Redouane; the voice in the savaged templar's ear is once again all delighted cruelty and unadorned contempt for her, pronouncing judgement on her with the finality of any church tribunal. Finding his motions slightly eased now - mostly by virtue of having savagely beaten and bludgeoned down the worst of the resistance contained within her splayed-out sphincter - he begins rocking that oppressive length back and forth in her ass, sawing roughly at her still-clenching entry.
>"You're actually getting off on having your shameful ass violated. I knew you were a filthy, depraved wench who...nnngh!" His words are interrupted as he inflicts a particularly vigorous pump against her cheeks, wrenching his cock into her amidst a particularly violent upward jerking of his hips that, once again, forces her to stretch and flex in ways that her rear passage was never strictly intended to.
>"...wench that craved to turn her blessed little bottom into a fucksleeve for stiff cocks, but thi-thhhhhh-this is...this is far beyond what even I assumed..."
[spoiler]The usual means of communication have been compromised.[/spoiler]
Oh, hey, I've been wondering where you've been hiding of late! I figured you'd just been busy with life being life and all that. It's good to see that you're still about, though. You know I'm always happy to catch up with you.
It's funny reading my old logs, though. So much is similar, but there's little changes in pacing and formatting that've drifted over time.
Impossible, he doesn't exclusively write yuri, like the true masters.
Yuri's a pain to write largely on the grounds of dealing with pronouns. What a disjointed mess. Like writing in German, or something.
That's why it takes a master to write it silly!
The best part of any homosex is the orientation play angle. Delicious "we really shouldn't be doing this" seduction.
Orientation play is top tier. Which just begs the question why you don't do more of it? Check mate.
I've done some stuff with f!Red to that effect. The scene never finished, but goddamn, it was great while it lasted. As for being on the receiving end of it, most of my characters are way too cavalier about the exact details of plumbing to get caught up in the "b-but we're both boys/girls/demi-dicked pseudofutas!" trap.
Cute is cute, and cute is justice.
It's not the purest form of yuri if one of them has a dick! Heretic!
Dicks are more fun than the alternatives. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally okay with pure yuri, but... I just like how responsive and emotive a good old-fashioned fuckstick is.
You're just a common dicksexual, obsessed with their throbbing womb brooms and how fun and easy they are to write about! Get out of my sight soldier.
Tribbing's just awkward to write, and there's only so much you can do with lips and tongues and teeth and fingers and hair before you need to start doing things like bringing in toys.
>the master of expanding their post length is complaining about not having enough to write about
If anything you should welcome that lack as an opportunity to get creative!
There's a lot one can describe about any given thing, but after a while it gets repetitive.
Most of us know how Red is.
But he's still kinda pretentious.
Man, such hentai dialogue.
But German is a very precise language. Also redundant.
Man, I am just loving this fan art.
If anything, we should welcome that lack as an opportunity to have Red logs that aren't 50k words.
"German is a very precise language," saith the Rory, right up until you have to deal with multiple objects of the same grammatical gender. Then it all just breaks down into a nightmarish clusterfuck and you start to realize why the Germans are known as a laconic people. I wouldn't want to engage in casual conversation if basic sentences required this much rationalizing and pre-planning, either.
Also, you're not allowed to like things. Nobody gave you permission to like things.
And while I'm at it, yes, the dialogue in that particular scene was unusually porny - in large part because it involved genuine hatefucking in which Red was, in character, attempting to utterly humiliate and denigrate the woman he was (rather punishingly) reaming out. The fucking was utterly weaponized; an act of raw, unfettered spite. The scene stands out for me in large part because my dance partner for it was of truly uncommon excellence, but also because we managed to perfectly crystallize the essence of two characters who absolutely loathed each other.
I just remember a lot of stuff about how a character in a Dresden Files book calls German a "messy" language after he mistranslated something in Der Erlkoenig, and fans pointing out on, like, TVTropes that German is actually precise and formal. Plus everything is a compound word. I have a few German Magic cards and they've all got names like Wurmspiralmaschine
German has a lot of rules, and, unlike many languages, is generally very good at sticking to those rules. So yes, in that regard, it is very precise. The problem is that you conjugate adjectives, modal verbs, and other fun things like that according to the gender of the noun they refer to. So you may be referring to a masculine, a feminine, and a neuter object in the same sentence, and which one you're talking about with any given sentence element is determined by how you conjugate said element. This is really messy from a composition perspective and requires you to suss out in full what the fuck you're saying *before* you even begin saying it, but okay, so far it works. It does have a certain efficiency in the expressing, as well - you don't have to constantly re-reference the exact object you are discussing, since it is implied by the conjugations.
Now imagine you're talking about three neuter objects.
Suddenly we're in the position of English where you're just using "it" or "that" to refer to a whole bevy of different things. Now you have to rely on context to figure out what the fuck is actually being talked about by any given adjective or modality. And my rule of thumb is thus: in the realm of linguistics, "context" is shorthand for "you're fucked, kiddo."
Source: several years of university German; a thesis based primarily on German court documents. Fuck knows I've lost most of the vocab & grammar by now, but the scars remain.