V-Card hookup thread
Get in here if you want to lose your virginity or take someone else's.
Post a/s/l and what you're looking for.
Someone take it pls
25/UK - Straight..
Seen you post a few times, I think you could just go out to the pub and meet a qt. I'm American but kind of assuming most first world countries work more or less the same sex wise.
Yeah, but there's a certain appeal to exchanging v-cards with a shut-in cutie. Getting to know them, getting relaxed and then just wordlessly have sweet, slow sex with them. Maybe long term, maybe not, but you'll always remember each other fondly.
Uh, 24/m, for the record.
At that age? Highly unlikely. But in the 18-21 range a little more possible. Like I said, it be more about the mutual comfort and enjoyment, rather than the prospect of a long term relationship, but I wouldn't be averse to one.
I'll take you out to a nice dinner to pay you back.
It is time to get rickety rickety wrecked son!
Fuck me, did any of you REALLY think a girl would actually post here and meet up with you?
Little life advice guys, girls HATE virgins, if a girl ever asks if you're a virgin, say no. Or you'll just crush your chances with them.
Women want experienced men.
Men are the ones who want the pure, innocent woman.
M18, virgin obv, Chattanooga area, kik is alexmillz97. Str8, but might let a guy suck me off of they're feminine, idk. Chicks definitely preferred
>"I'm going on a date tonight, wish me luck!"
>"Didn't get sex, what a failure."
>"All that happened was we planned on going on another date the next day to a movie."
I think it kind of is, see you're separating sex from relationship. One begets another, dumbshit, if you like this girl if she does it for you and if she's into you, you'll have a relationship which is great and is (should be) fulfilling thing. And, of yeah, I guess sex will come at some point.
DON'T SEPARATE AFFECTION AND CARNAL INSTINCTS! THAT IS WHAT MAKES YOU SPILL SPAGHETTI AROUND GIRLS!
Shit, I didn't expect to run into someone with a brain in /soc/ of all places. Might as well expose my situation to get some actual advice for once.
I'm 21 years old college student majoring in philosophy and political sciences. Regardless of what you might think from pic related (I don't have too many good pics of myself in my phone) I've always been the nerdy, intellectual even, kind. The sort who doesn't have few but very close friends. Its only recently that I've begun to socialize more and more.
Thing is, I'm sort of all over the place. I can be fun to be around, am concerned in the well-being of my hommies and come with an assorted collection of perks, such as smarts, money and kool hair.
And yet, I simply connect with women as I'd like to. Sure, I have plenty of female friends, I get on with them very well, but I cannot for the life of me treat them as anything but buds. Whenever I try to put the moves in them its awkward and clumsy. It even feels wrong, as if my attraction to them was inadequate. I just don't know what to do or how to behave. It feels like I'm getting something very basic, something fundamental wrong, something that everyone does and that yet goes completely over my head.
I try with all my might to improve myself, to hone my social skills and smooth out my defects but, although I learn fast, the cues are lost to me. It doesn't help that I'm a pretty eccentric person. Ultimately girls just don't dig that sort of thing, at least here in Spain.
Its a weird thing, girls are very open sexually speaking yet they only want a very particular kind of guy, which leads to a situation that is you fulfill certain requisites you'll be swimming in pussy, and if you don't, you get nothing.
I just want to be like the others, I just want to feel alright with myself... I just don't want to be so lonely you know?
Mate don't go telling/implying that you are smart if you need a thread like this to lose your V-card, the dumbest shits I know have lost theirs. If you are so smart how haven't you worked out how to woo a women?
Stop overthinking start acting.
22/m/straight/sydney - have experience. need photo before meet up
20/m London interested in taking girls V's here
Good looking and experienced hmu
>if you need a thread like this to lose your V-card
I haven't actually posted to get a contact. I'm using this as a regular virgin thread. Its not its purpose but I like these threads. Knowing that there are people with the same issues than me makes me feel like less of a social failure.
I think I can address everything with one simple piece of advice.
You just rolled your eyes, but based on what you wrote here you don't know what that means. It means that you don't try to nice guy or 'game' girls, you think your own thoughts and you follow your own instincts. There's not such thing as being awkward with girls if you don't let it be, if you get along with someone you'll gravitate toward each other, if not then you won't be around each other much.
Be yourself means you stop trying to force shit, fit into an archtype and fulfill the checklist. You want bar floosies and club sluts? Sure, get a six pack, watch and read every PUA thing you can find and roll the dice, eventually you'll come up with a hit.
You are caught between this red-pill, alpha bullshit and the idea that you actually want a person you get along with, enjoy being around, make each others lives better and have the oft fuck. It's all the same package, man.
You're caught between the two meaning you have no base to present yourself to strangers with, you are as smart and eccentric as you say you don't really express it, you don't act like yourself.
The simple question is, do you want; every girl you meet to think of you as a quirky friend and smart dude to hang with but never a mate OR do you want to be offputting, weird and awkward around 60% of girls (and often get laughed at in the face or talked shit behind your back), be the quirky friend to 20% leaving the opening for hook-ups and a genuine relationship desire to the other 20%?
You don't have to answer, I know what it is.
And no, being panty wetting, lip-biting, one-night-stand guy who can bed 90% of the women he meets in an hour is not possible unless you start going to the gym 6 days a week and get a little elective surgery...or you become a celebrity for whatever reason and can walk around with a roll of hundreds tied around your dick.
Trying to lose my butt virginity tonight. I thought it would be easy to find somebody willing to do that, but it's apparently much more difficult that it seems.
Now that I'm 18 I'm officially behind the curve. Being a virgin with no romantic history is now a glaring problem.
Getting to old for this. Gonna be 27 by the end of jan and its pay for a whole next time I'm up twoomba way or let some rando fuck my ass.
>looking to get fucked
>kingaroy, queensland 'straya
>spiral_camwhore for details
25 bearish male 43055 ohio usa
20 / f / US - California
Only for the right guy i dont want a mean guy.
Looking for someone (preferably a girl) to take mine
18/M/USA, live in Charlotte area of North Carolina
kik, snapchat, skype available
Eh here goes.
420 friendly, not a great puc just got off work, but fuk it.
I'm really not attractive Imo, and frankly that's a terrible pick, I work a night job you can literally see lines under my eyes from it.
My first girlfriend I I hooked up with was childhood crush for prom, was about 4 days into that relationship when she missed her period, and found out she was pregnant with her exs bsby, whom she left me to be with due to said child.
Second Girl was crazy and tried to kill me by making me drink aottle of jose cuervo, then snort 3 pills of adderal and eat one, the chug two bottles of robotussen, and follow that with a shroom edible. Frankly those are what I remember too.
Man, went through college and had fun but never really got around getting romance on. Ready to chuck my v-card. Anyway. ..kik derekthomas999
I'm a lost cause, aren't I?
I have taken a V card before and it's awesome. The best part is, she got addicted. We banged every way possible except anal... It was great and I want to repeat that experience. Looking for femanons only.
Eh, Ill be moving into the city soon. Just kinda fucked where I am. Situations kinda led to me getting stuck with some family in some lil town in the country. Workin hard to get outta here.
If you can wait till I'm a wizard that would be pretty cool.
HAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS ARE VIRGINS? WHAT A BUNCH OF SHITTER FUCKS. NO GIRL WILL EVER WANT A VIRGIN MAN, YOU GUYS ARE ALL CLOSET QUEERS SO GIVE UP. YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN HOVER HANDS HERE. WHITE KNIGHT KEKS!
I just want to get fucked up the ass by someone reasonably not ugly, which is apparently hard to find online. 18M here, in Massachusetts, my kik is Apple child for those who are interested.
18/male duh/ brisbane. Looking for a chick to lose my v-card too. would prefer another virgin but am more than happy to lose it to any chick.
Willing to take anyone's V-card
i'm extremely shy so i've never tried to really been far even as decided to.
i kinda dislike leading someone on if they weren't attracted to me in the first place so i just avoid the whole thing altogether
801 / m / 25
super awkward virgin myself, have never been interested in sex before because of my pain. finally got that under control the last year or so and my sex drive magically appeared. woo
better late than never i guess, haha.
Bump. Always in severe pain since I was young. I'm 26 now and I'm not sure things will ever change. Even if they did I'm too old and would be incredibly embarrassed. Glad others exist. Gg on pain management.
have never been able to go through with the act due to severe anxiety, like shaking, cold sweat, vomiting type shit. this shit's gone on since i was like 13-14 and a lot of people, male & female & just about everything in between & outside the spectrum, have been very patient and understanding & etc. but i just sorta went ahead and labeled myself as asexual. looking to try again i guess? bear with me here.
kik is mere.pseud
mfw I lost my virginity to a virginity collector.
Male, nineteen, straight, experienced. I'm at Maryland, willing to take girls V card. I'm 5'10, broad as shot with a 46 inch chest, and I have a nine inch dick.
I guess also 22/m/704/straight not a virgin
Im not picky, feel free to message me
Chubby is alright.
If you think you are that ugly, i could always do doggy or just cover you with a flag and do it for king and country.
Seriously, in my state of mind, i'd love to give you the dick
I have this perfectly clear graph in my head in which there's a threshold in which I'm willing to fly out to someone that is surpassed by sufficient cuteness and niceness. I have the capacity to do so, if that threshold is ever surpassed.
23/m in Raleigh, North Carolina (919)
I'm not a virgin but only because of mediocre Craigslist shit where I didn't come and we stopped after 20ish minutes. (I'm still clean)
Somebody I could actually find attractive would be so much better.
Here's a silly mirror pic since I don't have many body shots.
skype is pichi.dee
>Implying any of you fuckers are even close to me, let alone a woman
Saw this thread when it started on the 27th. Too much of a baby to post but here goes.
I turn 26 this year and have never even had a girlfriend. I'm average looking at best but I have zero confidence with women for various reasons. I'm in Georgia if any heroic femanon would take one for the team.
Kik/snapchat - random.anon23
Looking for something with a hole to fuck
*NOT a virgin* and havent been for over 10 years but i've never been with a guy before ~only girls~ and I want to try it ...at least once to see if I like it... i know ppl prolly wont be interested but you never know
21, turning 22 on the 8th / m / straight
Please no memes
20/M/NJ 732 area here honestly just curious to see if any girls are on who'd want to lose their V card, I've always wanted to see the cute ass smile of a girl who had a good first time considering the only virginity I took was my girlfriend's when I was 13 lmfao
Nah, I'm on HRT but haven't had any surgery.
None taken, you're attracted to what you're attracted to. It's not like I'd sleep with anyone I wasn't physically attracted to.
Post contact info though, I'm sure as hell not posting mine here
Hey 23 year old male here
Straight 513 cincy Ohio
If eaten a girl out but never had my cock inside a wet vagina would love for someone to sit on my face and let me eat them out to they cum all over me and then sit on my cock and take my virginity
Kik is broskata
Looking for a nice girl that is okay with me not knowing what I'm doing and just someone I can feel comfortable with and not just someone I'm having sex with.If you want, we can even grab something to eat or get coffee beforehand. Not just have sex.
19/m/UK - straight unless it's a qt trap
I know it's not a rate thread but I've never ever posted a pic of myself before, do I even look that bad?
Changed my mind would rather be a celibate monk.
Craigslist - NOT EVEN ONCE
Like I fucked up massively, meet was all set but forgot to ask for a door number, so, just having a postcode, I sat out in the street hoping he's see me loitering outside and wave me in, but after two hours, I gave up.
All dem replies I got from guys who wanted me tho, it's a nice feel, maybe there's hope, I'm gonna try the women section and see how it goes.
Honestly I'm way too scared for sex yet, if someone just wants to take things slow on snapchat? Maybe just show ourselves off a little or something first. I'm 21/m and not beta just sex was such a big thing when I was younger I built it up to much. Snap is ddddarius
Only looking for guys, preferably someone who won't mind a virgin dick in their ass
I'm not gonna bullshit.
I've fucked before. But I've gotten a small interest in men and I want to test the waters. If you're in Newcastle, NSW I want to try sucking your cock. And I want a big fucking load too, don't care if you're small. You just gotta be able to cum a bucket load.
Just teach me to suck a cock.
Male 20 Australia. Looking for men or trans girls who have cocks. Reply with asl and kik and we can meet up tomorrow night and you can teach me to suck cock.
I can't host but I can drive.
There are actually a lot of Hungarians who browse 4chan but probably hardly any girls. I know like 20 males but haven't met any girl who used 4chan. So if you are gay you might have a chance mate.
>im not a virgin, totally been with like 20 girls
>d-d-do i put it in now?
>oh fuck i think i put the condom on inside out
>this feels better than all those guys from craigslist that sucked my dick
>sorry i only lasted 30 seconds