/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplay General -- "((How can you moan if you're dead?))"
Plants Need Love Too Edition!
>Druids in tree form
>No orcs allowed
To get started
>Pick F-List or IRC or both as your preferred method
>Go to #1001lewd_nights on Rizon for IRC
>Make a character and jump into /tg/ chat under "Private Channels" for F-list
>Go to http://www.f-list.net
>Create a username.
>Create a character profile on that username.
>Click chat -> chat now and enter the chat (Experimental chat slightly advised). You'll be on the frontpage.
>Click "channels" on the bar up the top and click "private rooms" and navigate down to the chat you want.
>Post contact info
>Get help from friendly old hands
>Be excellent to each other
>ERP like a whore!
>No orcs allowed
But-but i have green fever!
Also whoring myself out!
Duble rape demon, now with 100% rape more.
Orcs burn and chop down forests in nearly every setting!
They sure do make for good rapists, though.
Hello new thread!
Shamelessly whoring myself:
New to f-list and rp in general, so any tips and criticism are greatly appreciated!
Well, whatever, I guess I'll repost my newest profile.
Hit me up, /erpg/
There's already a consensual Tauren for hugs and kisses in this thread. I'd hate to encroach on her territory!
Besides, anything you can do consensually, you can force people to do non consensually.
Are the boxes supposed to be japanese things or something? If so, they're not displaying. If they're just supposed to be boxes, then disregard this.
Females and Herms are pretty popular from what I see. Really you can make any sort of character and as long as you post in SDLFRP consistently you'll find people as long as you aren't a super niche thing.
Might as well whore myself out again.
All of them.
Well, apparently "straight human adult males" get little play because there's a lot of those, so maybe something that isn't that.
Supply and Demand. There aren't many of them, so they have a lower supply, while they're unique and niche, which drives up demand.
Supply and Demand. There are thousands of them, so they have higher supply, while they're less unique and standard, which drives down demand.
I'm really new, but I think what's important is setting yourself apart. You could have the most generic type of character but if the profile looks good you'll find people interested. I was browsing profiles for ideas and about 99% of them were truly horrible, there isn't that much competition.
Zuverhilf: And I prefer to have my OWN art for my character images and not some copyrighted one that probably wouldn't fit my character.
I'm not even sure if I should feel bad for this guy or bad for myself because I can't draw for shit.
On what guy, the monster guy? He already has a horn.
It's not bad, so they don't hate you completely, but they're disappointed for sure. Hell even in the pic they don't know how to feel about you.
[02:00] System: Zuverhilf changed status to Online, Probably going to quit roleplaying since no one cares or even bothers to stop judging my skills past on assumptions. Very few have been nice. But hardly anyone tries to help me.
I think I broke it
Did he slam you for that?
Should have just said
Oh, I didn't realize you were Kari.
I thought you did cuddles with the German Shepard and Miss Miller and that fat milf?
Also, don't lead people on. You have only yourself to blame. Should have been up front with him and told him that he seems like a shitty roleplayer who doesn't offer you anything, and his profile looks like ass and he can't communicate with you out of character, so he's probably going to be ass in character.
Never, ever lead people on. They'll just pester you to no end and then try to guilt you.
She's not fat!
Nyevtug znlor n yvggyr chqtl.
I do do consensual scenes with those two characters, but ehhhh. I'd rather just stick to noncon.
I suppose I'll be more crude from now on to pubbies. Especially the ones that have "PLS NO BLOK :(" as a custom kink.
>Calling people trash straight up
There's ways to let people down easy you know. "I don't want to play with your character and we seem incompatible as players, sorry." Has worked nicely for me.
Not exactly, she said she had a gut feeling which could be explained by not eating, and that they weren't on the same lines of RP, which is in itself a confusing statement. She even said their characters are compatible. If you don't want to play with someone, say you just aren't interested in them, and if they continue to pester them say you aren't replying anymore and that there's nothing to be gained here and that you simply won't RP with them anymore, that makes all of them go away. If they spam ignore is there but most people like that are too pussy to spam.
Because she kept replying, you give them the message that you aren't going to reply anymore, maybe with a reason why. Once you do that ecen if they just keep messaging you, as lomg as you don't reply they can't advance and will eventually leave. After having RPed with a lot of people out of pity, that's the least dickish way I've found to let people down.
Cuddling, romance and hand-holding <3
I'm probably wrong, but I see very few people offering to clean peoples' feet, or to rim males. Probably just /because/ these things are no-brainers. So pretty much disregard what I'm saying. I'm dumb.
Would anyone be interested in a profile for a cute Shy Girl?
just logged on, ready for manlet and/or mageyness
was hoping a certain partner was on, since I can see that they've logged on recently but they aren't on chat :(
woe is me.
https://www.f-list.net/c/felix%20bendixen/ manlet, rape, etc. PLZ.
https://www.f-list.net/c/persi%20zartosht/ will this bloodmage ever get an apprentice worth fucking with?
I'm thinking of making a post-apocalyptic or sci-fi profile with this art cebonoyl jvgu n qvpx, would there be any interest in such a thing? For playing with humans I'd probably explain things away as experiments with genetic uplifts and such, if that's not too handwavey for people.
>tfw you send a message to an old fling, asking whats happening
>tfw you still havent gotten a response
"I'll suck your dick, I'll wear a leash. I'll do anything for a can of Fancy Feast!"
Brand new profile, hot off the fretting over whether I wrote too much or not! Succubi sisters doing succubi things, especially three-or-moresomes. I'll be on chat in a bit, but notes are cool too. Constructive criticism also welcome, as I haven't written a new profile in a long time (and never one this detailed), and I feel like it's missing something. Or maybe it isn't!
Could I hold their hands-
Males? Neato. Females? Great.
I dunno, I just don't really see the appeal.
I guess I'm very binary.
If you'd like to be binary with me my offer is still open though~
This person gets it.
What does /erpg/ think of the word "whoremongerer" as a synonym for the word "pimp"? Will people understand it?
I'd use "brothel owner" instead, but that would imply the location is a brothel.
First of all, "whoremonger," not "whoremongerer." Second, yeah, it's more or less a synonym, but I'm not sure how many people will get it right away.
That said, I love "___monger" words, so I'm kind of all for it regardless.
I like it.
Feedback is a little tough, since the profile's solid, but here's a few points:
- You can encase collapse boxes with colour tags to colour the titles, you just have to wrap the text within them in grey or white or black to turn it back.
- Spooning them while being spooned sounds fun
- I feel it might work work out 'better' in a certain sense if one of them was shemale and the other female by default. Just adds a little bit more variety.
- Fantastic icon choice. I hope it comes out in the 25x25 px in the chat, because that's a whole load of character right there.
- Dem customs. All pretty solid there. Again not much to say, but perhaps put a few in your maybe's just for balance?
- Also there's got to be some nos. Even if the sisters are fine with being mutilated, there's bound to be something you refuse to do. Even if it's ludicrously extreme like [nospoilers]holding hands[/onsoc]
- The 'k' in your opening quote looks weird. See if there's an alternate without the bit hanging below it.
Thanks for the feedback! I was (and still am) strongly considering making Dia female and Syn shemale, but then I don't know what I'd make as the profile gender. Also I can't seem to get the coloring to work although I tried for quite a while; can you spoonfeed me an example because I'm incompetent?
Try that, at the base level.
And gender them as herm. One has a dick and the other a vagina. Easy enough.
But seriously, you already have a disclaimer for their genitals in two different places, so it's not like it's any more confusing than it already is. And the profile title and avatar imply there's two of them, so that's reason enough to investigate and figure it out, so don't worry about the 'at a glance' reading.
Well, that was the logic for my male/female twin profile, and it seems to be working out well enough.
>Even if it's ludicrously extreme like holding hands
There's nothing too weird for this general.
Also, if you're taking advice, I'd totally tone down some of those kinks and only leave out the main ones that you want to see.
(I like the profile anyway)
No. Just adorable hand-holding and romance, not spaghetti.
Define merging somewhere: How, what, why, what's the appeal, with whom, is it some special power he has or just plot contrivance for the sake of porn?
I'm not down with the whole incest playerbase and lingo, but it might be worth putting a few notes on if you like to start as an established member of the family, or an adoptee, or whatever takes your fancy.
Don't worry anon, while they might not hold your hands, we'll hold them.
And I'll take your lips too.
While I nibble your ears.
I do hope the succubi appreciate us holding you down for them.
-I- hope you've got two holes back there, or you're going to be mighty stretched.
>is it some special power he has or just plot contrivance for the sake of porn
I've actually been thinking of saying it's a power, but I'm not sure how well it'd look to have a dom shota with god-like powers.
Alright, Dia now defaults to straight female--I guess that opens up opportunities for /ss/ anyway~. Still can't get that coloring to work no matter how I try, though.
My general advice is: If it's something that you want to do with the character, and it's something sexy, then play it up! Make it stand out! You are trying to attract attention to it so people will play it out, no?
And since you only really have 'incest' and 'merging' as your custom kinks, it's a good 50% of your apparent sexual interests and it's not mentioned anywhere except the customs.
Hmm.. The more I read the more perplexed I become. Does he crawl up into their vaginas and then puppet them from the inside out? Kinky.
Also get a picture.
It was working for me just a moment or two ago.
>five-way with human twins, incestuous succubi, and a helpless fifth
This needs to happen sometime. Also, I seem to have found the issue: it works in dark theme, but not standard. Pic related.
Pretty much hit the head on the nail there, main idea is he either controls them from the inside or just lives there. If he merges with them then he's pretty much in control unless he relinquishes it for the time being.
PAB here. I... think I got my first oddball with questionable ERP skill hitting me up. Had a fetishlist-style profile like mine. Not even an avatar.
Actually, what SHOULD I use as an avatar for the main/fetishlist/hub profile? I dont want something that screams tryhard, but almost anything is better then the furry-silloette-thing
Just any picture of a cute girl will do. I've got a few nice appealing arts which aren't characters (yet) that I just have as art on my hubs and hideaways. Anything inoffensive, really. It doesn't have to be related to anything you do.
But remember that things which might break someone out of 'the mood' should be avoided, like memes and junk.
If I dare put a meme as a profile image, I dont think I deserve sum fuk.
Considering making a profile for a catgirl from a game I play. She's an OC, but I was wondering, would using screenshots of her in her outfits and such be too weird?
I don't tend to see screenshots used in profiles, is why I ask.
While looking for someone to hook up with, I ended up approaching someone who used a Guild War screenshot of their character as an avatar. It's actually what made them stand out to me.
Final Fantasy XIV?
Yup, she's a character from 14, but her concept and kinks tend to fit in other games and settings that allow for catgirl types. This would also be my first ever F-list profile I made so I kinda want to do things right.
Pic related, the cat in question.
I just got into this very recently.
This makes this very unf for me.
If you do extreme rapey things, yes.
Triple yes if she's a cannibal.
Haha, LITERALLY WHAT I HAVE IN DAHLIA'S LOOKING SECTION.
Monger is a term that needs to make a come back.
Like I said, you're not really even all that weird other than the merging thing.
That's kind of tempting. Definitely play it up, though, say it's a power.
Boxing glove going POW.
I don't really like hubs anyway, unless they're used to list your profiles.
Gonna link someone I know's profile:
https://www.f-list.net/c/Riven the Tenacious
She's part hub, part "sit around and idle" profile. I like it.
Some people like it, but it weirds others out. If it's from Skyrim or something where you've got ENB and crazy detail, go for it, but if it's SecondLife it's just going to look like shit.
WoW screenshots are also bad.
Not actually bad. You'll want to get a close up and trim it, though, and preferably use the poses or whatever.
Haha, well! I guess I'll be making up her profile when I get some time, and snapping some more pictures for visual stimulus too! I'll hurl a link into the thread when I get it done!
Thanks so much everyone for the advice and friendly words. Looking forward to some fun~
W H O G I V E S A F U C K
Going out of your way to be a mega cock to Rori makes you far, far worse then Rori ever can be!
Dont be a Mega Cock!
Robo-dominatrix is an interesting idea. I was thinking about it when I made >>20265836 though I'm hoping more people contact me to tear me apart.
Depending on whether you like extreme stuff, wanna do a quickie with https://www.f-list.net/c/arika ?
You also need some CUSTOMS!
Didn't you get banned yesterday? I know all your posts were deleted.
Also, there's someone playing an actual Kill la Kill character... I mostly post KlK at this point to piss you off and because I've been trying to post actual porn for the threads. I was posting robots yesterday since I made a robot. Here, I'm thinking of making a Jiangshi, so have some touhou.
And have some logs as well :V
Need to finish this scene. It made my heart go doki doki.
Okay, I am having a bit of a problem. Im able to upload a 100x100 avatar for my characters...
...but it doesnt show, except when I am editing it. I mean, can others see it? I suppose in the end thats what is really important.
Force a reload (should be ctrl-f5), then clear your cache (depends on your browser) and try again.
Alternatively it might be F-List acting up again and not allowing picture uploads.
Not too often, but that's mostly because I don't want to start too many things at once. That and compared to most people on f-list, I try to look for people interested in a long-term, story-driven RP.
"<Hi>, I saw your character in <location> and <generic light compliment>.
I was very interested in <theme or kink>. I play <basic one sentence descriptor of your character> and was wondering if you would like to set up a scene some time?
I had a few ideas, involving <kinks> and <setting> and <basic plot overview>.
I was a little wary about <thing on the profile you're not into>, though, and was wondering if we could avoid it?
<Thanks for your time>, get back to me if you're interested!
Oh, 'often'. I missed a word, haha. Funny how much of a difference that makes.
I just message people when I am interested, and expect to be free in the next few days.
Also I have a lot of good partners I met with other characters who are very amicable to playing with males, once they know a good RPer is going to be on the other end.
If its someone on here, I usually send a note that I saw their profile on the /soc/ thread.
>Stiring up trouble by posting porn in an ERP thread
Well if you're so easily pissed off... yeah?
This needs to go in the thread starter. Seriously, how is this so fucking hard?
I want to give a shout out to Gouki >>20268928 because he pretty much did that. It makes me swoon when I see a good approach because so often they're shit.
Only tangentially related, but the other day I mistook Wheel of Time for Sword of Truth and we had a lit-rage session in my channel, talking about how terrible Richard is.
Also, part of me wants to make a Mistborn character. Maybe a Misting from the Alloy of Law era. Scadriel is a cool setting. But I doubt most people would know about it.
>mfw getting a PM from a man speaking for his hedgehog oc "pet" asking for me to breed her
You should pet her belly and tell her she's a good girl.
Then sex her up, and right at the last minute lean in and tell her [spoiler]you had a vasectomy and are sterile.[/spoiler]
It's a series of fantasy novels that has somehow not yet been adapted into a TV series. Infamously, the original author died before the series ended, and it had to be completed posthumously.
Aw, I thought that was an actual character.
It has now been made.
Note me on >>20269588
Your loss. Ain't like I'm making a throwaway skype account to post in the thread, 'cause I certainly ain't posting my actual account.
Someone just noted me with "Hi" on an empty profile, Looking for unlimited muscle growth and expansion.
Literally my only Kinks are under NO, and include hyper, blank profiles, and just "hi".
Why must I suffer?
I'd really love some D/s play. Everyone just wants to do rape.
I want to be a big strong amazonian shemale that submits to a beautiful young woman or femboy and is made to sit on the balls of her feet and masturbate openly while having her oversized orc cock is mocked and swatted at and she furiously blushes at the thought of doing something so lewd for her mistress.
I'd send you a PM (or a note), but I'm afraid you may be too kinky for me~
I really just want someone to lovingly dominate me.
Here's the profile (though I'm on a different account)
I've also got a transgirl photographer and monster hunter/urban explorer, a tomboy transgirl for more reluctant play, and a tall dockworker-esque slightly autistic half-giant.The first two I'd love to play with a manly man, and the other tallbitch I'd love to play with a shota or short girl as the dominant.
Multiple participants. Noncon works well in conjunction.
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I wish I liked consensual stuff so I could give Kari at least SOME actual pleasure/fun/happiness before killing her off.
Isn't that a given in any roleplay? Explain!
We should organize some sort of giant /erpg/ fuckfest where everyone is invited.
Well, the actual OOC reason Galatea is a robot is so that people can do depraved horrible things and not feel bad because she's not a person. Essentially I'd love to do the same things I do with Arika, but with a robot theme. Arms being ripped off, that kind of thing.
Snuff, abuse, castration, mutilation, ryona. All with gleeful fucked up consent. "Hurt me more! Make me feel it, make me feel alive again!"
Although it also extends to more vanilla rough sex.
Can I rip off her arms and then graft on [spoiler]giant biomechanical spiderlimbs[/spoiler] in their place and set her loose on the populace in general?
Mad science is a fun kink...
What he means is that a lot of people are shitters who don't care about realistic interaction.
Also, there are a lot of people into consensual extreme! But they're the previously mentioned shitters.
Make more customs, the ones you've got are really good.
Also, gimme a larger version of this picture and I'll make you an avatar.
Updating profile. He can and will speak. Any male other then bats/foxes or less then massive furs will be considered. Just type in the 3rd person and more then 3 lines~
Other characters linked from the profile may be considered as well!
Here's the original of it, go nuts!
I'll also add more customs as they come to me, as it is, I threw them together in a few minutes. As I get more, they'll go up though!
But I already edit images pretty will in Paint.
If you can, a DARK background of that same pose/outfit would be good.
GIMP is free.
Your parents were probably idiots. Fuck me senseless and break my hips.
I thought Savant was tin
He looks female, acts female, and dresses female. How is he male and not transgender? Same goes for Teagan.
Also, you've done well on the customs (add more anyway), but you've got overload on the regular kinks that aren't necessary. I'd also suggest putting a special character or even just . or ! before your kinks to push them up top if you're going to use regular kinks.
Your profiles themselves are also an unedited rambling mess, and your icons are horribly sized. Do what >>20270062 says. Because at the moment your profile images are rather ugly.
The gradient sure was a bitch, but once you apply paintbrush enough times, everything looks good.
Why shy? Just introverted or walling herself off because of trauma or some other reason?
Remember to be sexy: Why do people want to fuck this shy girl? What's her hook?
Is she shy because she can draw pictures that come to life, and she's never needed friends, because she can draw people, or lovers, because she can draw tentacle monsters?
>He looks female, acts female, and dresses female. How is he male and not transgender? Same goes for Teagan.
I would assume because they identify male? They're traps, not trans. They enjoy being male.
>Being able to use transparent backgrounds
Yeah, but then you have to worry about cracking it, and I find torrents take longer than direct download, mostly because I've got fiber optic internet.
What about them is male, though? "I have a penis but I enjoy being seen as a female and presenting as a female and being fucked like a female" is... pretty much the definition of not identifying as male. I mean, it's nonbinary at the very least. You don't need to be straight up transwoman to be "transgender", but sometimes it's just ridiculous seeing these femboy trap characters who are outright trans but still listed as Male.
What, are you afraid you won't get as many people wanting to rail your ass if you're Orange?
What, like... a dick hanging off a white puff cloud with arms and a Mrs. Pac-Man bow?
Isn't there already a futa witch in Mario?
Why thank you! Have a thing.
What I used to do what I was younger was take Paint and color all the pixels I wanted to be transparant in a single, rarely used color, then copy paste the image to Powerpoint (which I used back then for some reason). In Powerpoint, I selected the rarely used color, and then used a thing Powerpoint had to make that color transparant.
Any way you could get a closer view of her face? That's really tiny...
Plus the background makes it harder to separate hair from rock.
You finished that pretty fast. Did you have the images already there or did you really just do all that in paint just now?
Also, that sounds tedious as fuck.
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I never make any claim of euphoric quality, my writing can be rambling and overly wordy in addition to shoddy grammar
This is correct, when I started out I had reasons for them to cross-dress but those have faded with time. Teri dresses as a girl because reasons, Teagan on the other hand always had a kind of 50's housewife vibe about him
See, that's fine. Everyone loves penetration, even women, and they don't even GET OFF to penetration that much. It's very psychological to get fucked, even if you don't like what penises are usually attached to. That's why dildos exist, and in a fantasy situation you can have your cake and eat it, too, when it comes to women with penises.
Being a Gay female and liking shemales is one thing. But being "Bi - Female Preference" implies that you do like male characters, you just prefer female ones, perhaps like males that are more feminine. It isn't "I only like girl cock".
Rambling, overly wordy writing with shoddy grammar is... *kind of* something you should fix in a roleplaying chat...
Well, I finished a character and thought I would share.
Critique and stuff would be nice, but please be gentle.
>Please be gentle
Jesus, fuck me now.
I've had two people hit me up for some pretty vanilla bullshit when I'm using art of broken robots and specifically set to looking for "Dark" kinks.
Please beat up and murder my transgirl tomboy.
I'd rather use a gun to be honest, although qbvat jung fur pbhyq arire qb naq trggvat evq bs gung qvfthfgvat guvat orgjrra ure yrtf jvgu n avpr funec oynqr vf qrsvavgryl ba gur gnoyr.
Too bad she's not very compatible with https://www.f-list.net/c/kari%20aiko/
What're some of the weirdest/creepiest/'what the fuck man'iest kinks you've seen, /erpg/?
>Not feeling your finger on the trigger as you watch those good looks twist into an even more delicious expression of pain than your fists could ever deliver
I'm not quite sure if we did it right now we could finish is the only thing, but I'm not opposed to the notion. I may or may not have drunk people in the house which could possibly get in the way of RP.
The stuff I've written myself is usually the most fucked up.
Not a kink, but https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20flock/ is pretty messed up, even for me. I should finish it someday, if just to complete the joke.
Oh, also, profile feedback:
It's amazing and one of the best profiles I've seen in these threads. The kinks are amazing and detailed, the profile describes exactly what you want, and I like it.
? Put a space after the smaller diamond (which I don't think will show up on 4chan) in your OOC info thing.
? I don't think Sakura is a Chinese name.
Shut up, slut, I saw her first.
Don't feel obligated. I just wanted to make you an icon. Look up in the thread for one I made with a transparent background.
C'est la vie. Looks like it's another night fapping to custom kinks on two year old abandoned profiles.
Also, check out https://www.f-list.net/c/arika for more depraved debauchery.
Heh, I just swapped to that one because it looked so damn good, and honestly, I want to make Ry's profile look good too, so I gotta get her in the best backgrounds and with the most accurate customs I can use.
(Seriously though thank you SO much just lemme know if you ever want something!)
I want competent approaches and people who don't ask for vanilla sex when my profile clearly states that I'm looking for extreme ideas.
New profile, tell me what you think. Any criticism is fine with me!
>It's amazing and one of the best profiles I've seen in these threads.
I think you're a little biased due to the content, haha.
- The solid and hollow diamonds have different widths
- You've a no in your favs.
- try [sup] instead of [sub] for your status report. Might line up better,
- All of your headings are different, which is a little odd.
- Black and white avatar with gray, white and black text makes your profile look rather 'flat'. Not necessarily a bad thing, but worth pondering.
- Why a black and white avatar when you have coloured pics?
- Also, your pictures all seem to be her getting taken advantage of, which really isn't her shtick. I'm fairly certain there's some other ones of her that are more appropriate. Like the one you posted here, for instance.
- Some of your yes's have checked boxes and others don't. Might as well be consistent.
- If you want to use the ? as a header, it might be an idea to use the actual check marks inside . Like[?] [?] [?]
Also >dat art
I-I'll fight you (naq cebonoyl ybfr)!
A darn shame indeed.
It was intended as a joke, so I'm glad at least one person sees the humor in it.
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Profiles like this make me wish I could play dominant or rapey characters.
>- You've a no in your favs.
I know I missed something.
Also, yeah, I might be biased. I didn't even notice most of the things you just suggested!
Yeah, it's plenty funny.
But that doesn't mean I don't want to play with it. Or know several other people who would too. Damn you and your non-con focus.
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I can definitely try to be one of those people who are good at approaches and read the damn profiles. Love yours, by the way, it's just designed in a way that makes mine look like shit.
Just because you wanna get fucked and killed by it.
>Those two things
Done, and I had no idea, Japan is close so I'm just going to role with it. China taking its culture back!
>You've a no in your faves
Ah, thank you.
>Black and White Avatar
I liked the expression, all the pics I have are too subby.
I know they don't match, the thing is that art is so unf I don't care.
>It looks flat
I actually like that.
>Some of your Yes's have checkboxes
That's the stuff that's extra yes, you know what I mean?
That'll get fixed too.
I'll probably end up finishing it later today, sectioning the text and adding some kinks.
I'm always up for just talking whenever I'm online with one of my characters. If you're feeling too blue for ERP, feel free to just send a message and we'll talk away!
Except when my status is set to DND. That usually means I'm playing.
Haha, I didn't mean you in particular approaching me, I meant randies.
Fuck it, I might throw something together and rape you.
>Japan is close so I'm just going to role with it.
Dem's fightin' words.
No, literally, they fight over that shit. Japan is like super racist, and they hate the Chinese.
I don't even know why. I mean, it's not like the Chinese invaded THEM and callously raped and murdered THEIR citizens in brutal and inhuman medical experiments...
Oh right, the other thing.
I would argue that it's a little too kink focused, and not enough sex focused. You haven't listed anal, oral, vaginal, or any other sexual acts anywhere. Come to think of it, a certain other person does this too. Is it a capital T Thing in the abuse scene I'm not used to? Where you don't lay out what sort of sex you want before you do it?
It just seems odd to me never to list basic things like that.
Ach, I keep forgetting things.
>That's the stuff that's extra yes, you know what I mean?
I totally get that, but they get forced to the bottom of the kink list because alphabetical order things, which makes them look less important.
But yeah, a really nice profile overall, these are all very little formatting and style tweaks that are entirely nonessential. You've done good work with this one.
>Is it a capital T Thing in the abuse scene I'm not used to?
Well, the general idea when you're doing abuse scenes is that the sexualized abuse itself is the foreplay. The sex part is just to climax. It's also generally assumed that nothing is off the table when you're raping someone, so stuff like oral/vagina/anal is a given.
I only ever mention oral on my abuse characters because I specifically dislike facefucking and love worship.
>They hate the chinese
They hate a lot of people, Japan is notoriously Xenophobic, even not including the abuse they got.
>Anal, Oral, Vaginal
I didn't list those mostly because I think of them as second nature at this point, find me someone that says no to any of these to be honest. Also for other people not listing things, I honestly think people think it looks better, which I agree with. Partially a reason that I'll put all the kinks in a checkbox if I ever put them there.
Well, I generally like my abuse to happen when someone is balls deep in me, but yeah, it's basically kink focused.
Same way that a lot of slice of life/cuddly profiles don't really mention anal/oral/vaginal, but focus a lot on cuddling, spooning, and dating.
>Japan is xenophobic
I'll take any opportunity I can find to post this.
But do you prefer one over the other? Giving or receiving? Or perhaps taking in your case. What about subtleties like facefucking vs 'hold and gag'? If you're the one calling the shots in the scene, then it kinda makes sense that you don't need to list them, but your partner might like to know.
But I can see what you mean by keeping things short and clean. It's not my style, but if it works for you then keep it as is!
I think I'll stick with my mutual typefuckery, to be honest. Kinks are nice, but to me they're just spices for the actual meat of the RP: fucking.
>no orcs allowed
Good thing I am an ork
Typically things like that I'd talk about before the RP but I see your point. Might just make them customs though on Yes to maintain the look, but it is something to consider thank you.
You're embarrassing yourself.
It's not even JUST that. It's all of it. Like, holy shit, the schoolyard bullshit, the "only" ten rules, the fucking "don't steal my kinks even if you reword them because apparently I'm the only one with these ideas" bullshit...
Isn't it funny when only person on f-list you are sure is female is one you would never want to play with?
Dear god this is horrible. I wonder how she does anal with that giant stick in her ass.
>tfw fapping on my knees with my legs spread while reading people's custom kinks
Holy shit, that was actually really good, except for not being able to feel my lower legs and the immense tingling in my ankles.
Tbbq ybeq V jnaan qb anhtugl guvatf gb uggcf://jjj.s-yvfg.arg/p/pryyv
>People will never fap to your kinks
Use lewd words like womb broom, and people will laugh and get an unconscious erection at the same time and have to fap after that. Alternatively, just writ like the person we were referring to was, that works well too.
Not much of a Tauren person, but I like Kari. If your kinks are explicit enough you can be certain someone's going to fap to them.
Can confirm, have fapped to your kinks.
>Can confirm, have fapped to your kinks.
If that doesn't show up for you, it's supposed to be a bug eyed anime blush.
The best kind. But as I fap to more and more, I get less ashamed.
I've fapped to some pretty fucked up stuff.
But to be honest, most of the time I feel ashamed after a fap is when I read some shitty badly written story on ASSTR or some shittily drawn hyper comics from /d/ or Dolcett comics or shitty kink lists or some of the captions that feel like they were written by ESL students on imagefap...
The shame is more of a "I could do so much better..." thing.
(Also, while I love the concept of Dolcett, his art is shit)
That I can kind of relate to. I'm not ashamed of fapping to low quality stuff, but I certainly wouldn't show it to a friend and go "look at what I somehow managed to fap to".
The only thing I'm ashamed of is how vanilla I am compared to you.
>Post an Ad
>Person approaches me
>Their profile is literally just the heart icon
>Another persons is only 2 lines saying they don't have a character but will play whatever :-)
Why does "Sadistic Dom" attract these people?
I can't remember when I wrote that backstory. Ages ago, in any case. I don't really update my profile all that often!
It's like a time capsule from yester years. That or I am incredibly lazy. More likely that.
Give it time. :3
Also nice trips.
Do you have any weird things to confess, /erpg/?
Orvat gnyx qbja gb naq qrtenqrq bbp-yl vf zl srgvfu, ohg V arire gryy nalbar V EC jvgu nobhg vg orpnhfr ernfbaf
I confess that for some reason /soc/ turns half of people's posts into terrible mangled garbage like "Orvat gnyx qbja gb naq qrtenqrq bbp-yl vf zl srgvfu, ohg V arire gryy nalbar V EC jvgu nobhg vg orpnhfr ernfbaf"
>Qbvat guvf gb bgure crbcyr vf nyfb zl srgvfu, ohg V arire zragvba vg rvgure orpnhfr boivbhfyl 99% bs crbcyr cersre gb xrrc vg VP.
It's such a turn on, yet it must never be done, for reasons beyond my comprehension.
V jbaqre vs fbzrbar ebyrcynlf univat intvan unaqf, be ng yrnfg rkgerzryl frafvgvir unaqf gb gur cbvag jurer ubyqvat gurz znxrf uvz/ure pyvznk.
Vs abg, V fubhyq znxr fhpu n punenpgre.
It's never done because it's the kind of thing that I'd only want done by someone I like and trust and feel comfortable with. If I found such a partner I would totally be into it.
Too often it's shitters trying to be edgy.
People don't like interruptions or staying OOC for too long, I guess. And the line between character and reality is bigger for some.
Crefbanyyl V'q unir n uneq gvzr ubyqvat onpx vs V xarj zl cnegare jnf vagb vg. Rira urnevat gung fbzrbar yvxrf vg vf n ghea-ba.
Pretty much, though really this applies to most things.
Yeah. That's why I don't really like cutesy stuff as well.
I still want to make a rapist to do terrible things to her. Also, I didn't notice she's a shemale. Makes me want to tease her nuts and give them a squeeze or slap or punch...
I meant more like before and/or after the roleplaying, though.
V'q pernz zl cnagf vs fbzrbar ortna gb cbvag bhg nyy bs gur zvfgnxrf/glcbf V znqr cbfg-EC
Why do shitters have to ruin everything?
Yeah, I know. Some people like doing it mid-RP and I'm not a fan of that either because it just fucks up the pacing, but before/after is great. If both people are into it, that is.
Gung'f... n ovg zber vaabprag guna jung V unq va zvaq, ohg V pna frr ubj lbh'q yvxr vg. Unf fbzrbar rire qbar vg gb lbh?
1. Why are you trying so vehemently to tell this person that the gender they have labeled their character as is wrong, especially when they have clearly stated why they want to label their character as male and not transgendered?
2. Why are you giving him critique on his profile when he clearly never even asked for it?
This is what I'm talking about. Nobody wanted your opinion, but you felt the need to go ahead and offer it regardless. And I'm sure you're going to try and justify it with some "Well, I'm just brutally honest." bullshit or whatever. All you're doing is being a prick.
Bs pbhefr V qb yvxr gur jnl jbefr fghss, yvxr crbcyr bhgevtug vafhygvat zr be qrznaqvat V ebyrcynl jvgu gurz rira gubhtu zl fgnghf vf frg gb QAQ be "ab yrjq", ohg rira gur fznyy fghss jbhyq cebonoyl or gbb zhpu sbe zbfg crbcyr.
Fnqyl, abobql unf rire qbar vg gb zr orsber. Zbfgyl orpnhfr abobql xabjf nobhg vg, V guvax.
Orvat ohyyvrq vfa'g whfg na VP srgvfu sbe zr.
I usually try not to go overboard with the cypher autism, but I thought the situation called for it.
Why not make a custom kink about it then? Plenty of people do and it's a lot easier/less awkward than just asking for it.
V'q ohyyl gur fuvg bhg bs lbh.
I know it's a joke, but
>don't wanna scare people off
>use sekret club spoilers
OI, OI, OI.
Go to rot13.com and make me despair further.
Orpnhfr V nz n yvggyr nfunzrq bs vg sbe fbzr ernfba, naq V srne vg zvtug qevir fbzr crbcyr njnl. Be jbefr lrg, nggenpg fbzr cbbe ebyrcynlref gung guvax gurl pna sbepr gurzfryirf hcba zr guebhtu bbp ohyylvat.
Sorry for confusing you. It's a simply rot13 cypher.
Would you rather people ask about the weird text, or people shitposting saying stuff like "WHAT A WUSS"?
Sorry for the excessive spoilers. I'll stop after this post.
Hm. When I take into account the previous hints on how to write custom fetishes, I should probably make it something like:
FILL ME WITH YOUR MOST UNPLEASANT INSULTS SO I CAN RUB MY LUSTING BOY-PENIS TO THE THOUGHT OF YOU UNDIGNIFYING MY VERY STATE OF BEING, ONII-CHAN
Va nyy frevbhfarff V zvtug nqq fbzrguvat yvxr gung.
>Lbh jvyy arire or ohyyvrq ol fbzrbar BBP-yl nsgre ur svavfurf ohyylvat lbh VP-yl
I once again point to this >>20271051 :V
Lbh qvfthfgvat yvggyr creireg. V org lbh jvfu gung jnf lbh.
It's fucking Rot13, we've been using them for a month and a half now. Maybe longer.
"Vehemently"? It's a valid question, and he isn't even clear. Plus, the post where I asked that was, you know, BEFORE he stated why. Does causality work backwards for you?
>Nobody wanted your opinion, but you felt the need to go ahead and offer it regardless.
I'm quoting that for you, because no one wanted yours and you gave it anyway.
As for why I did it, uh... because profile critiques is half the point of the thread?
We do it for you!
But seriously, they're saying things that would normally be spoilered, not for jokes, but because it feels 'right' to be spoilered.
It isn't hurting anyone.
Wow. Also, just realized who you are just from how you talk. Back checking the ID confirms it. I just wanna hold you and cuddle you and oehgnyyl hfr lbhe obql nf vs vg jrer zl bja crefbany gbl gb or oebxra naq qvfpneqrq nf V yvxr.
It's a hard choice, because, who the hell wants people joining conversations and not being left out.
>spoilering entire posts
Yyyyyeah that's just as fucking annoying in any other board.
>It's a valid question
There's a difference between asking "Why do you label your character as male instead of transgendered" and going "YOUR CHARACTER ISN'T MALE! THEY'RE TRANSGENDERED! YOU'RE WRONG FOR LABELING THEM AS MALE INSTEAD OF TRANSGENDERED! WHY WOULD YOU EVER LABEL THEM AS MALE?!"
>As for why I did it, uh... because profile critiques is half the point of the thread?
If he didn't ask for a profile critique, why did you feel the need to give him one? If people want a critique, then they'll ask for it. Stop assuming that people care about your opinion.
Maybe we should start an OOC bullying room?
Or maybe a mixed IC/OOC bullying room
Just an idea.
I asked him why, and then listed the reasons I asked.
>If people want a critique, then they'll ask for it. Stop assuming that people care about your opinion.
I'm quoting you to you to highlight the irony.
There's a reason your posts keep getting deleted.
Mistborn is fucking awesome. You shut your whore mouth.
There's a Bullying High School room.
Znlor abg jvgu gung nggvghqr. Jba'g fgbc zr sebz snccvat gb gur gubhtug bs vg.
Can we stick all the bullies in one room and watch them yell at each other? It'd be hilarious.
I will become a feline sex god, known throughout the lands
>I asked him why, and then listed the reasons I asked.
You can paint it however you want, but you were being an asshole who was going "YOU'RE WRONG I'M RIGHT LISTEN TO ME AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU".
For IC bullying, yes. For OOC bullying, no.
How about we stick all of the nerds in one room and see if one of them slowly turns into a bully and starts insulting and degrading everyone else?
>Mistborn is fucking awesome.
The author forgot to have interesting prose, and spent too much time world building for the hell of it. Plus, forgot to put the fantastic in his fantasy.
And Tales of the Dying Earth has everything for lewding.
>You shut your whore mouth.
I'm not going to say make me, because I don't have a connection right now.
Dude, the prose in Mistborn was great. I fucking loved the scene where Kelsier fought a Steel Inquisitor, and a lot of the Aluminum fueled battles of the later books are amazingly written, and feel like something from a modern blockbuster or video games, with descriptions that felt almost like camera angles. Mistborn was a very cinematic book for me. I seriously loved the prose of it as well as the amazing worldbuilding and the magic.
Though I will admit the magic was something that I felt biased towards. I also had a setting I was developing at the time (and have since let die) where there were three interwoven types of magic.
Ohyylvat pbzrf gb gubfr jub jnvg. Nf fbba nf V trg zl EC qevir onpx, V'yy perngr n svggvat punenpgre naq encr gur oenvaf bhg bs gung Ful Tvey bs lbhef. V ubcr V jba'g or qvfnccbvagrq.
>How about we stick all of the nerds in one room and see if one of them slowly turns into a bully and starts insulting and degrading everyone else?
This is actually pretty hot. Chances are they'd all just sit there and be awkward waiting for someone else to do it, though.
>One of them slowly becomes a bully and has to bully everyone else who start demanding more and more of him thus making him feel he's being somewhat bullied himself and everyone ends up having a huge orgy
Mine has always involved both. Asking nicely goes a long way.
It's a shame people usually associate that kind of thing with non-consensual, because the begging (or the transition, not wanting it -> begging for it) is part of what makes me like it.
Can't it be both?
V'ir snccrq gb Nevxn'f cebsvyr fb znal gvzrf.
>I've fapped to Arika's profile so many times.
Why not do something with her? Also, I *love* begging for more. "Please, please master! I want it... please let me cum, please let me touch myself for you, I need it so baaaaad~"
I have added OOC bullying as a custom kink to Kiera. May god help us all.
Bullying is more fun than outright abuse in my opinion, altough I suppose they both have their charm.
Starting out noncon yet finishing slightly more consensual is always fun. Even OOC-ly.
Well, speaking of fapping...
I'd love to do something with her, I just haven't been in a mood for RPing in a while. I think my attention span is deteriorating.
This, so much.
I want someone to do this to Arika.
What's why you prefer masturbating to profiles?
I know that feel. I've been in a slump for months, but now it feels like I want to do stuff but no one (good) wants to do it with me.
Why are we so alike yet so different?
Linking image because it contains gore and not everyone here likes gore. Please don't respond saying >linking to an image on image board
There's nothing more depressing than being in a ERP slump, and having people coming out of the woodwork to bother you and then snapping out of it and getting not a bite the moment you do.
I'm sure it'll happen to me again once I'm out my current writing rut.
That might be fun. Feel free to send me a note, or message me when I'm online. I usually log on to Kiera Wildflower nowadays, but that doesn't mean I'm not up for playing on my other characters.
What room and what things?
I will eventually. I should have been asleep like... six hours ago. But instead I made doughnut holes and started making a Vampire character, and trying to fix Wine to run my Steam games. And fapping three times. And teasing you...
>People that use different colored text other than the default white
>He looks female, acts female, and dresses female. How is he male and not transgender? Same goes for Teagan.
Aren't transgenders supposed to have breasts or something? I thought female looking guys were just femboys.
This whole genders thing is confusing to me.
>How about we stick all of the nerds in one room and see if one of them slowly turns into a bully and starts insulting and degrading everyone else?
You mean like in these threads? :p
But I think I'd frequent such a room..
I was awake for over fifty hours last time I slept.
Insomnia sucks in some ways, but kicks ass in others.
If you're not used to staying up for long periods of time perhaps you should go have some nice wet dreams, though!
I might actually make it later.
And it might actually be successful (ununun jub nz V xvqqvat)
It's less insomnia and more that I went to sleep at about 20:00 and woke up at 1. It's now 1 again, and I wanted to take a nap.
But now people are up and there's conversation and now I don't want to sleep even though I have a headache.
Okay, that clears up my doubts. However, it also proves that you were 100% wrong in calling him a transgendered and not male.
His entire profile refers to him as a boy, except for the IC introduction where the other character briefly believes he's a girl before he is revealed to be a boy instead. He clearly does not identify himself as a woman, everything about it screams him being a gay male who likes to seduce straight males. He's male, he identifies as male and he is both sexually and romantically attracted to other males.
Where the hell does that video claim such a person would be transgendered? That's the classic binary homosexual. I mean, seriously, watch the video you linked. You are basing your entire "he should be transgendered" rant on the fact that he looks like a girl when the video you linked as reference does not mention even once that how a person looks or dresses even remotely affects their gender or sexuality.
He acts female, presents as female, and prefers to be perceived as female. I also didn't make a "rant", and it was based on more than just their outfit. It was based on gender roles, gender expression, desired gender perception... The only way it's male is "I like it being male".
I mean, even then it already technically falls under the transgender umbrella. But even then, other than "I'm totally a boy" and the biological sex, it's completely female. Presentation, attitudes, desired perception, blahblahblah. It looks like the profile of a (non-effeminate) gay man playing a character that is transgender in all but name. I wish I could remember which of the hundred or so profiles I read tonight actually had characters like that in the "No" section, saying that "if you're actually transgender then this doesn't apply to you" after having a rant about the femboy characters that claim to be male despite being super-traps.
Also, I don't even care. You bring this up, but I don't... care. The more pressing issue is that the profile looks like ass, really.
Wait. Is this romantic orientation point what people do you allow to be your close friends? That is fucked up. Why would i judge my close friends based on their gender and/or sex? If there i no sex involved why would it even matter? Tumblr is ruining everything again!
This isn't anything to do with Tumblr. Most things on Tumblr are (aside from Doctor Who/Supernatural gifs and porn) just repeating what actual academics say, often poorly.
>Romancing your friends
You probably should have realized your conclusion was wrong when you decided to use that image.
Romantic attraction is the kind of people you want to cuddle with and share milkshakes in 50s diners with, but not necessarily fuck.
That said, yes, often people want friendship relationships with people of a certain gender.
The proper terms are homosocial and heterosocial. Most straight men are homosocial.
Also, this post needs some zombie porn.
>He acts female, presents as female, and prefers to be perceived as female.
You mean he acts female to trap straight guys and then reveal he is male after he has seduced them? His desired perception after he has revealed his sex is as a male, it's clear he has no intention of wanting to be a woman.
Basically, does he want to be a woman? No, therefore he is male. Whether he acts and dresses masculine has no real impact on his sexuality, as evidenced by the video you posted as a reference.
>Romantic attraction is the kind of people you want to cuddle with and share milkshakes in 50s diners with, but not necessarily fuck.
I was romancing my cat for this whole time?
>His desired perception after he has revealed his sex is as a male
That's not the impression I got. But admittedly I didn't read the profile body because it was a rambling badly formatted block of text.
Because Herm worst gender.
Feels like she'd make the perfect minion. Pimp her out for cash and candy, fuck her ass whenever you like, get up to mischief and hijinks together, and then take it out on her at the end of the day when things don't work out, regardless of whether or not it's actually her fault.
>Most things on Tumblr are...just repeating what actual academics say
>Critical race/gender theorists
This is what you ACTUALLY believe.
See, this is what I'm talking about. You're not just "asking questions". You're forcing your opinions onto other people, as usual. No wonder you like Tumblr and SJWs so much - You're just like them!
If you really knew shit about transgenders, then you'd know that it's the gender THAT THEY IDENTIFY AS that matters, not the gender that OTHERS PERCEIVE OF THEM that matters. Fuck off with this shit, trying to enforce your world view on everybody else around you.
Great minds think alike. I was actually going to justify her 'minionhood' as her being around because she wants to get even, but is too stupid to realize it'll never happen, so he just bullies her.
The main problem I'm having is that for some reason it all comes across as being super cartoony, rather than realistic, even the my character's meant for gritty modern fantasy. And I haven't been around for about 3 months now, so I'm horribly out of practice, on top of already being a fairly slow typer.
Also, that awkward moment when I've read enough fucked up shit that 'candy' illicits the idea of feeding a kid something highly addictive to keep them in line rather than an actual lolipop. Unless that'd be something you'd be interested in?
Well, the realistic quotient of the scenario is something that's up to you. I can buff up her realisticness a bit, but there's only so much you can do with a Shy Guy from Mario.
As for the out of practice, i'm right with you there.
As for the last part, i'm more than interested!
Extremely late reply, but
>If you do extreme rapey things, yes.
I refer to play the rapist rather than the victim, if that's not a problem.
>Triple yes if she's a cannibal.
Is it really cannibalism if she's not human? Cannibalism isn't really something that does it for me sexually but I'm not against including it in the middle of the act.
>LITERALLY WHAT I HAVE IN DAHLIA'S LOOKING SECTION.
I knew the phrase had been planted from someone else saying it in a thread, guess it jsut stuck with me.
Guess I've got my project for the day, then.
If you don't give a fuck, then why do you keep going on about it and trying to tell people what to do? You clearly give a fuck, with the way you constantly try to push your opinions onto other people. If you don't give a fuck, stop being a busy-body cunt who always tries to offer his opinion when it's not asked for.
A missing kidney. That's been filled with sperm.
>why do you keep going on about it
Because you keep bringing it up?
Seriously, no one cares. No one wants to hear you bitch about things from fucking hours ago just in the hopes that a shitstorm will brew. I know your game, and I'm tired of playing it, so just run along.
>I know your game, and I'm tired of playing it, so just run along.
With him, /you/ should just run along. Stop replying. Not even for a short comment. Stop feeding him anything at all.
If you're tired of "playing my game", then why the hell do you keep responding to me? Oh, right. Because you're a attention-starved manchild who thinks that his words and what he writes are more important than anything else in the world.
Maybe if I make a character that is already dead, people will be okay murdering and raping her. Since they didn't get the drift with a robot profile saying "I WANT EXTREME KINKS AND DARK FETISHES".
With my luck I'd make a zombie vampire and people would just want to cuddle and impregnate it.
Sounds moe as shit.
I just want some dark kinks, is that too much to ask? Last night I played my robot and the people who PMed me were vanilla as shit. One wanted to impregnate the robot.
Apparently I need to play a queen bitch who inspires hate and spite. That's the only way to get raped.
>You are mine now but I won't do anything but consensual sex in the missionary position with you
Several people have stopped replying once I mentioned that they have "nonconsensual" in their no list while Keira has it as fave, and it is mentioned that it is required.
For some reason they simply do not read kinks.
>mfw I wish I had the motivation to RP such intricate plots.
God, I'd love to reverse-corrupt someone. Especially if it meant holding them through the drug withdrawls...
Whether it's lovey dovey or out of possessiveness. Either one would just be fun to play out.
I mean, the difference is: your character is getting deslutted within the long-term RP but remains as is for other scenarios or do you change your profile and stop lewding other people hagvy fbzrobql whfg encrf lbh naq gura lbh cynl bhg grneshy pbasrffvba naq nyy gur pbafrdhraprf
>Become pure waifu
>Slowly descend back into debauchery whilst keeping up appearance, dropping small hints during roleplays
>Eventually invite partner to join a group chat with all the people you've been fucked by ever since he "saved" you, and they put you on display showing how they best like using you
... how the fuck does this even work? In this thread, I see the extremophiles complaining about no play all the time.
But when I log on? It's either furry orgies, zoophilia and necropedozoophilia freakin' everywhere, with nary a (non-boring) vanilla in sight!
>[12:51] Arika: Kel, I want you to push your chair away, get a pillow case or some napkins or some other fap rag and put it on the floor under your desk. Take off all your clothes. Get down on your knees, legs spread, sitting back on your heels. Feel yourself up, edge yourself as you're looking at all these captions, stroke your cock. Don't get off your knees no matter how much your ankles start hurting. Don't just stroke it, though. Touch yourself, feel up your chest and play with your nipples while you're reading smutty captions. Keep fapping until you blow your load all over your jizzrag. After you've dripped all over it you can finally get up off your knees, if you can stand.
V'ir qbar guvf svir gvzrf abj naq zl naxyrf ner xvyyvat zr naq zl qvpx vf fb frafvgvir vg'f va cnva ohg bu Tbq vg'f nznmvat.
And with that I'm finally going to bed.
See you on the other side, /erpg/. Hopefully when I wake up I'll have some luck and be able to play with some cool people.
Have a lewd pussy and ass.
Don't let the bed bugs impregnate
>Where do you find all that shit?
Profile-hopping, mostly. If I had a nickel for every time I went "Hmm, this might seem interes-" and notice that it's about zoophilia and tentacle rape and whatever... Well, I'd hang out with the likes of Bill Gates.
Okay, granted, I can't vouch for their RP quality, but their profiles vary from "dafuq" to "this is actually well-written".
I have given The Flock some proper sectioning, some info and some kinks. Not going to bother adding custom kinks, unless people really really really want to get fucked by a bunch of huge flying nazi sperm cells.
Yes, this was made as a joke.
Lrf, V jvyy cynl jvgu vg vs lbh ernyyl jnag zr gb.
Alright, threw this together after kicking around ideas last night.
Let me know if this works for you.
Putting up a more detailed profile for the Eorzean Catgirl with a love for the hurt!
Ybbxvat sbe uneq fcnaxvat, ubgqbttvat naq phzcynl, be znlor whfg fbzr fbsg, phgr phqqyvat gb chg ure bss ure thneq!