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/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplay General -- "((How can you moan

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/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplay General -- "((How can you moan if you're dead?))"

Plants Need Love Too Edition!
>Gardening
>Tentacle plants
>Ents
>Druids in tree form
>Mao'Kai
>Rooftrellen
>Entangling roots
>No orcs allowed

To get started
>Pick F-List or IRC or both as your preferred method

>Go to #1001lewd_nights on Rizon for IRC
>Make a character and jump into /tg/ chat under "Private Channels" for F-list

>Go to http://www.f-list.net
>Create a username.
>Create a character profile on that username.
>Click chat -> chat now and enter the chat (Experimental chat slightly advised). You'll be on the frontpage.
>Click "channels" on the bar up the top and click "private rooms" and navigate down to the chat you want.

>Post contact info
>Get help from friendly old hands
>Be excellent to each other
>ERP like a whore!
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xth for lazy saturdays
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3rd for ded chat.
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Chat alive
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>No orcs allowed
Hey!
>being discriminated against
>racially profiled
>outraged, truly outraged
>https://www.f-list.net/c/Runna%20Spirit-Caller
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>>20265556
>No orcs allowed
But-but i have green fever!

Also whoring myself out!

https://www.f-list.net/c/ternelok/
Tiefling barbarian

https://www.f-list.net/c/domitor/
Rape demon

https://www.f-list.net/c/grothak/
Duble rape demon, now with 100% rape more.
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>>20265646
>>20265617
Orcs burn and chop down forests in nearly every setting!

They sure do make for good rapists, though.

https://www.f-list.net/c/kiera%20wildflower/
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>>20265556
I want to make a silvari or a floran. They're both kind of appealing in that slightly inhuman way.
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>>20265677
Floran ssssuck dry before eat!
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>new thread
>thread still on page 9
Gee.
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>>20265710
Living life in the fast lane.
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Hello new thread!

https://www.f-list.net/c/ruler%20satsuki/
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Shamelessly whoring myself:
>https://www.f-list.net/c/maria bell/

New to f-list and rp in general, so any tips and criticism are greatly appreciated!
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>>20265675
>no
>consensual
Damnit.
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Well, whatever, I guess I'll repost my newest profile.

https://www.f-list.net/c/galatea%20maria/

Hit me up, /erpg/
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>>20265836
>Galatea
Nice reference.
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>>20265815
There's already a consensual Tauren for hugs and kisses in this thread. I'd hate to encroach on her territory!

Besides, anything you can do consensually, you can force people to do non consensually.

>>20265836
Are the boxes supposed to be japanese things or something? If so, they're not displaying. If they're just supposed to be boxes, then disregard this.
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>>20265872
For clarification:
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So what sort of character has the most demand? No sense in making a character no one will care about.
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>>20265885
In my experience, the thing that is most in demand is a dominant female / futa.
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>>20265885
Females and Herms are pretty popular from what I see. Really you can make any sort of character and as long as you post in SDLFRP consistently you'll find people as long as you aren't a super niche thing.
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Might as well whore myself out again.

https://www.f-list.net/c/naux/
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>>20265885
All of them.

Well, apparently "straight human adult males" get little play because there's a lot of those, so maybe something that isn't that.
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>>20265878
It's supposed to be ascii gears. Because robot.
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>>20265908 >>20265901
Supply and Demand. There aren't many of them, so they have a lower supply, while they're unique and niche, which drives up demand.

>>20265878
Gears

>>20265925
Supply and Demand. There are thousands of them, so they have higher supply, while they're less unique and standard, which drives down demand.
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>>20265925
Just slap some horns and crap on that guy and you have a demon. Bitches love demons.
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>>20265885
I'm really new, but I think what's important is setting yourself apart. You could have the most generic type of character but if the profile looks good you'll find people interested. I was browsing profiles for ideas and about 99% of them were truly horrible, there isn't that much competition.
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Zuverhilf: And I prefer to have my OWN art for my character images and not some copyrighted one that probably wouldn't fit my character.

I'm not even sure if I should feel bad for this guy or bad for myself because I can't draw for shit.
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>>20265993
On what guy, the monster guy? He already has a horn.
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>>20266104
average_wow_armor_set_post_bc
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>>20266096
It's not bad, so they don't hate you completely, but they're disappointed for sure. Hell even in the pic they don't know how to feel about you.
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>>20266112
Nono, you don't get it. That's the only image that guy has on his unfinished profile, and it doubles as his avatar.
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>>20266136
Oh, I'm autistic as always. Still that isn't the worst drawing I've ever seen, so meh.
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>>20266162
This has got to be the most cringeworthy thing I've seen all week.

http://pastebin.com/QU0V5idt

I feel kinda bad for being mean, but really.
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>>20266203
[02:00] System: Zuverhilf changed status to Online, Probably going to quit roleplaying since no one cares or even bothers to stop judging my skills past on assumptions. Very few have been nice. But hardly anyone tries to help me.

I think I broke it
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>>20265872
>There's already a consensual Tauren for hugs and kisses in this thread. I'd hate to encroach on her territory!
Where? I can't see any in this thread.
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>>20266203
>>20266220
>that self-loathing and rationalization
Why is everyone on F-list so autistic?
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>>20266262
Oh, I meant in *these* threads, as in in the /erpg/ community. Pbjzbbarvtugrr.

I don't have her profile on hand, but I'm sure she'll post it sooner or later.
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>>20266096
Did he slam you for that?

Should have just said
>What 'art'?

>>20266203
Oh, I didn't realize you were Kari.

I thought you did cuddles with the German Shepard and Miss Miller and that fat milf?

Also, don't lead people on. You have only yourself to blame. Should have been up front with him and told him that he seems like a shitty roleplayer who doesn't offer you anything, and his profile looks like ass and he can't communicate with you out of character, so he's probably going to be ass in character.

Never, ever lead people on. They'll just pester you to no end and then try to guilt you.
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>>20266294
>Fat

She's not fat!

Nyevtug znlor n yvggyr chqtl.

I do do consensual scenes with those two characters, but ehhhh. I'd rather just stick to noncon.

I suppose I'll be more crude from now on to pubbies. Especially the ones that have "PLS NO BLOK :(" as a custom kink.
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>>20266294
>Calling people trash straight up
There's ways to let people down easy you know. "I don't want to play with your character and we seem incompatible as players, sorry." Has worked nicely for me.
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>>20266335
That's exactly what she did, though.
Then he said "why?"
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>>20266342
Not exactly, she said she had a gut feeling which could be explained by not eating, and that they weren't on the same lines of RP, which is in itself a confusing statement. She even said their characters are compatible. If you don't want to play with someone, say you just aren't interested in them, and if they continue to pester them say you aren't replying anymore and that there's nothing to be gained here and that you simply won't RP with them anymore, that makes all of them go away. If they spam ignore is there but most people like that are too pussy to spam.
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>>20266410
He did spam, though. Like, she clearly wasn't interested and he kept going on and on wondering why, then going on about how no one would play with him.
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>>20266446
Because she kept replying, you give them the message that you aren't going to reply anymore, maybe with a reason why. Once you do that ecen if they just keep messaging you, as lomg as you don't reply they can't advance and will eventually leave. After having RPed with a lot of people out of pity, that's the least dickish way I've found to let people down.
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What sort of fetishes are the most sought-after?
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>>20266703
Feet.

Altough that's probably wrong.

Rimming a male, perhaps?
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>>20266703
Cuddling, romance and hand-holding <3
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>>20266740
But feet and male-rimming are no-brainers. I don't get it.
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>>20266772
I'm probably wrong, but I see very few people offering to clean peoples' feet, or to rim males. Probably just /because/ these things are no-brainers. So pretty much disregard what I'm saying. I'm dumb.
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>>20265917
I just wanted to say, liked your torture scene with the gangbitch. It was pretty cool, graphic but tasteful and Naux's enthusiasm maintained through out was quite enjouable.
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Would anyone be interested in a profile for a cute Shy Girl?
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>>20267000
Depends, can I hold her hand?
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just logged on, ready for manlet and/or mageyness

was hoping a certain partner was on, since I can see that they've logged on recently but they aren't on chat :(

woe is me.

Anyway.
https://www.f-list.net/c/felix%20bendixen/ manlet, rape, etc. PLZ.

https://www.f-list.net/c/persi%20zartosht/ will this bloodmage ever get an apprentice worth fucking with?
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>>20267089
Through the gloves, sure.
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>>20267112
>through the gloves
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>>20267000
YES. Seriously, Shy Girl profile is something I want.
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>>20267224
I just realized how many fetishes can't be accomplished from behind a mask. Unless the mouth hole is wide enough....

Hm. I'll make it anyway.
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>>20267257
But Anon, the mask lets you do an unmasking, revealing the pretty girl beneath.

This isn't a sexual thing, the idea just makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
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>>20267257
Hey, if they can change masks to change expressions, they can change them for other, lewder reasons. Go for it.
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>>20267280
>O-ring mask equivalent
Oh my
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I'm thinking of making a post-apocalyptic or sci-fi profile with this art cebonoyl jvgu n qvpx, would there be any interest in such a thing? For playing with humans I'd probably explain things away as experiments with genetic uplifts and such, if that's not too handwavey for people.
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>>20267311
Why are ring gags so uncommon anyway?

>>20267380
>Postapocalyptic mouse dickgirl

I think you'd be fairly popular. Expect to be topping most of the time, though.
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>tfw you send a message to an old fling, asking whats happening

>tfw you still havent gotten a response
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>>20267400
That'd be fine by me for the most part, but I imagine I might have to work for those "I'll suck your dick for a can of beans" sort of scenes.
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>>20267420
"I'll suck your dick, I'll wear a leash. I'll do anything for a can of Fancy Feast!"
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Brand new profile, hot off the fretting over whether I wrote too much or not! Succubi sisters doing succubi things, especially three-or-moresomes. I'll be on chat in a bit, but notes are cool too. Constructive criticism also welcome, as I haven't written a new profile in a long time (and never one this detailed), and I feel like it's missing something. Or maybe it isn't!

https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20sisters%20serafina
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>>20267542
Could I hold their hands-
>Shemale
Oh.
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>>20267569

>not liking shemales

What are you, gay?
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>>20267590
Males? Neato. Females? Great.

Anything inbetween?
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>>20267641
I don't get it. Dicks are great. Girls are Great. Girls w/ dicks = greatgreat
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>>20267641
I agree with this guy.
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>>20267657
I dunno, I just don't really see the appeal.

I guess I'm very binary.

If you'd like to be binary with me my offer is still open though~

>>20267667
This person gets it.
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>>20267657
>>20267590
If the dude doesn't like girlcock, there's no need to bug him about it.

more for us anyway
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>>20267703
True enough.
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What does /erpg/ think of the word "whoremongerer" as a synonym for the word "pimp"? Will people understand it?

I'd use "brothel owner" instead, but that would imply the location is a brothel.
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>>20267728
First of all, "whoremonger," not "whoremongerer." Second, yeah, it's more or less a synonym, but I'm not sure how many people will get it right away.

That said, I love "___monger" words, so I'm kind of all for it regardless.
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>>20267542
I like it.

Feedback is a little tough, since the profile's solid, but here's a few points:

- You can encase collapse boxes with colour tags to colour the titles, you just have to wrap the text within them in grey or white or black to turn it back.
- Spooning them while being spooned sounds fun
- I feel it might work work out 'better' in a certain sense if one of them was shemale and the other female by default. Just adds a little bit more variety.
- Fantastic icon choice. I hope it comes out in the 25x25 px in the chat, because that's a whole load of character right there.
- Dem customs. All pretty solid there. Again not much to say, but perhaps put a few in your maybe's just for balance?
- Also there's got to be some nos. Even if the sisters are fine with being mutilated, there's bound to be something you refuse to do. Even if it's ludicrously extreme like [nospoilers]holding hands[/onsoc]
- The 'k' in your opening quote looks weird. See if there's an alternate without the bit hanging below it.
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>>20267799
Brothel owner it is. Thank you!
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>>20267823
>>20267728
There are also more complicated ones like "Matron of the whorehouse."
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>>20267806

Thanks for the feedback! I was (and still am) strongly considering making Dia female and Syn shemale, but then I don't know what I'd make as the profile gender. Also I can't seem to get the coloring to work although I tried for quite a while; can you spoonfeed me an example because I'm incompetent?
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>>20267883
Let's see...

[color=green][collapse=collapsetitle:][color=gray]
text1
[color=green]internal title:[/color]
text2
[/color][/collapse][/color]

Try that, at the base level.

And gender them as herm. One has a dick and the other a vagina. Easy enough.
But seriously, you already have a disclaimer for their genitals in two different places, so it's not like it's any more confusing than it already is. And the profile title and avatar imply there's two of them, so that's reason enough to investigate and figure it out, so don't worry about the 'at a glance' reading.

Well, that was the logic for my male/female twin profile, and it seems to be working out well enough.
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>>20267806
>Even if it's ludicrously extreme like holding hands
;-;
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Oh hey a new thread~!
https://www.f-list.net/c/aralani/
Hope I'm not too weird...
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>>20267935
>too weird
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>>20267926
>>20267806
Oh, is it that time again?
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>>20267953
oh god the fruit dj
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>>20267935
There's nothing too weird for this general.

Also, if you're taking advice, I'd totally tone down some of those kinks and only leave out the main ones that you want to see.

(I like the profile anyway)
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>>20267958
No. Just adorable hand-holding and romance, not spaghetti.
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what's this I hear about /tg/ chat and raids?
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>>20267935
Define merging somewhere: How, what, why, what's the appeal, with whom, is it some special power he has or just plot contrivance for the sake of porn?
I'm not down with the whole incest playerbase and lingo, but it might be worth putting a few notes on if you like to start as an established member of the family, or an adoptee, or whatever takes your fancy.

>>20267958
L-lewd!

>>20267935
Don't worry anon, while they might not hold your hands, we'll hold them.
One each.
Fingers intertwined.
And I'll take your lips too.
While I nibble your ears.

I do hope the succubi appreciate us holding you down for them.
-I- hope you've got two holes back there, or you're going to be mighty stretched.
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>>20267974
Then... I got nothing.
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>>20267986
It's okay. We can't all succeed at hand-holding.
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>>20267982
>is it some special power he has or just plot contrivance for the sake of porn
I've actually been thinking of saying it's a power, but I'm not sure how well it'd look to have a dom shota with god-like powers.
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>>20267912

Alright, Dia now defaults to straight female--I guess that opens up opportunities for /ss/ anyway~. Still can't get that coloring to work no matter how I try, though.
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I'll bite, submissive slave girl anyone?
https://www.f-list.net/c/kari%20velis/
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>>20268000
My general advice is: If it's something that you want to do with the character, and it's something sexy, then play it up! Make it stand out! You are trying to attract attention to it so people will play it out, no?

And since you only really have 'incest' and 'merging' as your custom kinks, it's a good 50% of your apparent sexual interests and it's not mentioned anywhere except the customs.

Hmm.. The more I read the more perplexed I become. Does he crawl up into their vaginas and then puppet them from the inside out? Kinky.

Also get a picture.

>>20268039
It was working for me just a moment or two ago.
pic related
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>>20267982

>five-way with human twins, incestuous succubi, and a helpless fifth

This needs to happen sometime. Also, I seem to have found the issue: it works in dark theme, but not standard. Pic related.
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>>20268092
How strange. Well blue theme is second in suckage only to white, so I'm okay with that.

What's the text on the inside show as? If it's grey, then you don't lose anything.
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>>20268102

Still grey on the inside. I've never changed the theme before, but I'm liking the dark style. Thanks for the heads up!
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>>20268054
Pretty much hit the head on the nail there, main idea is he either controls them from the inside or just lives there. If he merges with them then he's pretty much in control unless he relinquishes it for the time being.
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>>20268152
That's kinda weird. In a good way.
If I were more into dominance, I'd hit you up.
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PAB here. I... think I got my first oddball with questionable ERP skill hitting me up. Had a fetishlist-style profile like mine. Not even an avatar.

Actually, what SHOULD I use as an avatar for the main/fetishlist/hub profile? I dont want something that screams tryhard, but almost anything is better then the furry-silloette-thing
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>>20268230

A picture of a book or scroll might work, just to have something besides the default.
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>>20268230
PAB?

Just any picture of a cute girl will do. I've got a few nice appealing arts which aren't characters (yet) that I just have as art on my hubs and hideaways. Anything inoffensive, really. It doesn't have to be related to anything you do.

But remember that things which might break someone out of 'the mood' should be avoided, like memes and junk.
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>>20268273
Punchabunch. I frequent here now and on the 1001LN IRC channel.

>https://www.f-list.net/c/punchabunch/
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>>20268273
If I dare put a meme as a profile image, I dont think I deserve sum fuk.
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Considering making a profile for a catgirl from a game I play. She's an OC, but I was wondering, would using screenshots of her in her outfits and such be too weird?

I don't tend to see screenshots used in profiles, is why I ask.
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>>20268405
Well, why not?
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>>20268405
I've seen people use skyrim to make their characters. It's a neat idea.

Just remove all the hud elements and other junk.
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>>20268405
While looking for someone to hook up with, I ended up approaching someone who used a Guild War screenshot of their character as an avatar. It's actually what made them stand out to me.

>Catgirl

Final Fantasy XIV?
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>>20268468
Yup, she's a character from 14, but her concept and kinks tend to fit in other games and settings that allow for catgirl types. This would also be my first ever F-list profile I made so I kinda want to do things right.

Pic related, the cat in question.
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>>20268486
>FFXIV

I just got into this very recently.

This makes this very unf for me.
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>>20267380
If you do extreme rapey things, yes.
https://www.f-list.net/c/dahlia%20higaisha/
Triple yes if she's a cannibal.

>>20267420
Haha, LITERALLY WHAT I HAVE IN DAHLIA'S LOOKING SECTION.

>>20267728
Monger is a term that needs to make a come back.

>>20267935
Like I said, you're not really even all that weird other than the merging thing.

>>20268048
More customs.

>>20268152
That's kind of tempting. Definitely play it up, though, say it's a power.

>>20268230
Boxing glove going POW.
I don't really like hubs anyway, unless they're used to list your profiles.
Gonna link someone I know's profile:
https://www.f-list.net/c/Riven the Tenacious
She's part hub, part "sit around and idle" profile. I like it.

>>20268405
Some people like it, but it weirds others out. If it's from Skyrim or something where you've got ENB and crazy detail, go for it, but if it's SecondLife it's just going to look like shit.
WoW screenshots are also bad.

>>20268486
Not actually bad. You'll want to get a close up and trim it, though, and preferably use the poses or whatever.
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>>20268486
I'd Puff Puff her. :3
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>>20268498
>>20268508
>>20268512
Haha, well! I guess I'll be making up her profile when I get some time, and snapping some more pictures for visual stimulus too! I'll hurl a link into the thread when I get it done!
Thanks so much everyone for the advice and friendly words. Looking forward to some fun~
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>>20268566
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GFTCo Fabricant-whoring!

Submissive
>https://www.f-list.net/c/Mira Riesling

Dominant
>https://www.f-list.net/c/Mira-892
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I keep feeling like making a rape-y herm, but I dunno. Forceful herm facesitting might be fun, but I think I'd prefer to be on the receiving end.
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>>20268760
W H O G I V E S A F U C K
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>>20268760

You gotta calm down, man. I mean, being angry is okay sometimes, but let's not go picking fights here. Unless that's your fetish, in which case you should probably do it in private.
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>>20268760
Going out of your way to be a mega cock to Rori makes you far, far worse then Rori ever can be!

Dont be a Mega Cock!
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>>20268594
Robo-dominatrix is an interesting idea. I was thinking about it when I made >>20265836 though I'm hoping more people contact me to tear me apart.

Depending on whether you like extreme stuff, wanna do a quickie with https://www.f-list.net/c/arika ?

You also need some CUSTOMS!

>>20268760
Didn't you get banned yesterday? I know all your posts were deleted.
Also, there's someone playing an actual Kill la Kill character... I mostly post KlK at this point to piss you off and because I've been trying to post actual porn for the threads. I was posting robots yesterday since I made a robot. Here, I'm thinking of making a Jiangshi, so have some touhou.

And have some logs as well :V
Need to finish this scene. It made my heart go doki doki.
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Okay, I am having a bit of a problem. Im able to upload a 100x100 avatar for my characters...

...but it doesnt show, except when I am editing it. I mean, can others see it? I suppose in the end thats what is really important.
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>>20268965
Did you try refreshing the page outside of editing?
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>>20268965
Force a reload (should be ctrl-f5), then clear your cache (depends on your browser) and try again.

Alternatively it might be F-List acting up again and not allowing picture uploads.
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>>20268971
That solved it. Thanks.

Id reward with posting either lesbians or traps, but I dont know your preferance regarding this
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>>20268988

Why not both?
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How do I make a drop down thing for kinks?
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>>20269290
https://wiki.f-list.net/Subfetishes
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People playing males: how often do you approach people? I'm wondering if everyone just greets every potential fuck they meet or what because I haven't had much luck advertising.
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>>20269297
Thank you amigo.
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>>20269304
Not too often, but that's mostly because I don't want to start too many things at once. That and compared to most people on f-list, I try to look for people interested in a long-term, story-driven RP.
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>>20269304
"<Hi>, I saw your character in <location> and <generic light compliment>.

I was very interested in <theme or kink>. I play <basic one sentence descriptor of your character> and was wondering if you would like to set up a scene some time?

I had a few ideas, involving <kinks> and <setting> and <basic plot overview>.

I was a little wary about <thing on the profile you're not into>, though, and was wondering if we could avoid it?

<Thanks for your time>, get back to me if you're interested!
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Anyone up for some Wheel of Time RP?
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>>20269358
Sniffing is my fetish.
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>>20269378
ha
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>>20269339
Yeah I didn't ask how. I'm wondering how hard people go after someone, if they immediatly send a note or message as soon as they see someone vaguely interesting.
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>>20269397
Oh, 'often'. I missed a word, haha. Funny how much of a difference that makes.

I just message people when I am interested, and expect to be free in the next few days.

Also I have a lot of good partners I met with other characters who are very amicable to playing with males, once they know a good RPer is going to be on the other end.
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>>20269397
If its someone on here, I usually send a note that I saw their profile on the /soc/ thread.
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>>20269355
>Stiring up trouble by posting porn in an ERP thread
Well if you're so easily pissed off... yeah?

>>20269339
This needs to go in the thread starter. Seriously, how is this so fucking hard?
I want to give a shout out to Gouki >>20268928 because he pretty much did that. It makes me swoon when I see a good approach because so often they're shit.

>>20269358
Only tangentially related, but the other day I mistook Wheel of Time for Sword of Truth and we had a lit-rage session in my channel, talking about how terrible Richard is.

Also, part of me wants to make a Mistborn character. Maybe a Misting from the Alloy of Law era. Scadriel is a cool setting. But I doubt most people would know about it.
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>>20269424
Mistborn could be interesting
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>>20269358
Yes.

YES.
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>>20269444
do you have skype?
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>>20269424
>Sword of Truth

This series made me so mad. I think that literally the only thing I liked about it was Zed. Fuck everything else.
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>mfw getting a PM from a man speaking for his hedgehog oc "pet" asking for me to breed her

I, uh...
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>>20269358
So now I gotta ask the obvious. What is Wheel of Time?

Because somebody said I should post my skype here for some erpg, and I never got a message back
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>>20269484
Put it in the hedgehog.
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>>20269484
Do it and give us the logs.
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>>20269484
You should pet her belly and tell her she's a good girl.

Then sex her up, and right at the last minute lean in and tell her [spoiler]you had a vasectomy and are sterile.[/spoiler]
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>>20269494
It's a series of fantasy novels that has somehow not yet been adapted into a TV series. Infamously, the original author died before the series ended, and it had to be completed posthumously.
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>>20269494
A fantasy novel series. The author died before finishing I'm pretty sure, but some fan finished it for him. That may or may not be another series that I'm thinking of.
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>>20269494

>What is Wheel of Time

Get out of /tg/--oh. Nevermind.

>>20269495
>>20269504
>>20269505

>the overwhelming choice is "fuck the hedgehog"

Truly, /erpg/ would an anything.
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>>20269453
At the expense of repeating myself, yes.
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>>20269521
Would /erpg/ an /erpg/?
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>>20269556
care to share it?
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>>20269568
>https://www.f-list.net/c/erpg
The moment you make it, anon.
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>>20269588
Aw, I thought that was an actual character.
It has now been made.

>>20269581
Note me on >>20269588
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>>20266703
Judging from what i've seen, BDSM and Rape.

But only by a shemale, because all females are either gay or have dicks.
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>>20269596
yea no...
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>>20269616
Your loss. Ain't like I'm making a throwaway skype account to post in the thread, 'cause I certainly ain't posting my actual account.
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Someone just noted me with "Hi" on an empty profile, Looking for unlimited muscle growth and expansion.
On Galatea.

Literally my only Kinks are under NO, and include hyper, blank profiles, and just "hi".
Why must I suffer?

>>20269600
I'd really love some D/s play. Everyone just wants to do rape.

I want to be a big strong amazonian shemale that submits to a beautiful young woman or femboy and is made to sit on the balls of her feet and masturbate openly while having her oversized orc cock is mocked and swatted at and she furiously blushes at the thought of doing something so lewd for her mistress.
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>>20269358
Only if there are tsundere bitches who need to get fucked hard so they stop being so bitchy. Just like the novels.


...Seriously why was everyone in those books an asshole?
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>>20269649
There's a profile floating around you'd probably like, it's a 14 year old girl who doms the shit out of people. Can't fucking remember the name though.
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>>20269649
>Why must I suffer
Karma.
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>>20269649
I'd send you a PM (or a note), but I'm afraid you may be too kinky for me~
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>>20269776
I really just want someone to lovingly dominate me.

Here's the profile (though I'm on a different account)

https://www.f-list.net/c/marcaryn gracehana

I've also got a transgirl photographer and monster hunter/urban explorer, a tomboy transgirl for more reluctant play, and a tall dockworker-esque slightly autistic half-giant.The first two I'd love to play with a manly man, and the other tallbitch I'd love to play with a shota or short girl as the dominant.
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>>20269809
(I meant Galatea~)
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What is your very favorite kink, /erpg/?

Mine is noncon.
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>>20269940
There are a great many things I like, but if I had to pick a single one it would probably have to be pbafrag.
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>>20269940
Realistic character interaction.
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>>20269940
Romance, consensual, cuddling, handholding
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>>20269940

Multiple participants. Noncon works well in conjunction.

V qvqa'g rira abgvpr gurer jnf n thl haqrearngu gurz hagvy fbzrbar ryfr cbvagrq vg bhg
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>>20269953
>>20269961
I wish I liked consensual stuff so I could give Kari at least SOME actual pleasure/fun/happiness before killing her off.

>>20269957
Isn't that a given in any roleplay? Explain!

>>20269964
We should organize some sort of giant /erpg/ fuckfest where everyone is invited.
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>>20269849
O-oh!

Well, the actual OOC reason Galatea is a robot is so that people can do depraved horrible things and not feel bad because she's not a person. Essentially I'd love to do the same things I do with Arika, but with a robot theme. Arms being ripped off, that kind of thing.

>>20269940 >>20269953
Consensual extreme.
Snuff, abuse, castration, mutilation, ryona. All with gleeful fucked up consent. "Hurt me more! Make me feel it, make me feel alive again!"

Although it also extends to more vanilla rough sex.
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>>20269983
>isn't that a given in any roleplay
No, and that's my explanation.
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>>20269985
Can I rip off her arms and then graft on [spoiler]giant biomechanical spiderlimbs[/spoiler] in their place and set her loose on the populace in general?

Mad science is a fun kink...
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>>20269999
This reminds me, now that I have XCOM running again, I need to make a MEC pilot. Maybe for pet play...
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>>20268566
I feel circlejerky replying to my own post, but hey! Catgirl's up and ready. Come say hi...or other things!

>https://www.f-list.net/c/rylas%20shatterblade
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>>20270023
Fuck yes. Do it.
Limbless is also a great kink.
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>>20270025
Your avatar got squished. Cut it square.
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>>20269995
Oh okay then I guess.

>>20269985
Consensual extreme does sound like fun, but it also sounds like something with very few people interested in it.
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>>20270043
What he means is that a lot of people are shitters who don't care about realistic interaction.

Also, there are a lot of people into consensual extreme! But they're the previously mentioned shitters.
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>>20270035
Freakin' Hell, every time. Walk me through how to do it right so I don't look like a doof?
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>>20270052

I take offense to that.
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>>20270055

http://www.picresize.com/

Upload photo, hold shift to make a square, choose icon, be excellent.
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>>20270052
Oh dear. Well that's too bad. I always like to mentally pretend to be my characters and do what they would do in whatever situation I find myself.
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>>20270070
What he said, there's some people just want to fuck and act out a fetish.
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>>20270070
I imagine they do that as well.

They're just shitters :V

>>20270056
Prove it to me. By abusing Arika~
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>>20270055
>>20270025
Make more customs, the ones you've got are really good.
Also, gimme a larger version of this picture and I'll make you an avatar.
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>>20265556
>https://www.f-list.net/c/teri%20deryn/

Updating profile. He can and will speak. Any male other then bats/foxes or less then massive furs will be considered. Just type in the 3rd person and more then 3 lines~

Other characters linked from the profile may be considered as well!
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>>20270055
Here you go.

MS Paint is your friend.
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>>20270122
>MS Paint
Just torrent PS and learn how to shoop all your pictures like a master.
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>>20270085

My parents told me never to RP with strange Rorys.
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>>20270102
Here's the original of it, go nuts!
I'll also add more customs as they come to me, as it is, I threw them together in a few minutes. As I get more, they'll go up though!
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>>20270129
But I already edit images pretty will in Paint.
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>>20270102
If you can, a DARK background of that same pose/outfit would be good.

>>20270122
>Paint
Pleb

>>20270129
>Photoshop
GIMP is free.

>>20270135
Your parents were probably idiots. Fuck me senseless and break my hips.
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>>20269454
Roll a double pewter twinborn. I've always wondered what a savant would look like when added in the ability to grow in stature with stored might
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>>20270149
>Not editing images pixel by pixel
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>>20270025
Something I often see are custom kinks beginning with a special character (even if it's just *) so that they show up at the top of the lists.
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>>20270148
>actually doing that in Paint
I mean you can, and that's pretty cool that you do, but it's just easier in PS.
>>20270149
So is CS3, and CS6 if you're not afraid.
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>>20270152
I thought Savant was tin

>>20270113
He looks female, acts female, and dresses female. How is he male and not transgender? Same goes for Teagan.
Also, you've done well on the customs (add more anyway), but you've got overload on the regular kinks that aren't necessary. I'd also suggest putting a special character or even just . or ! before your kinks to push them up top if you're going to use regular kinks.
Your profiles themselves are also an unedited rambling mess, and your icons are horribly sized. Do what >>20270062 says. Because at the moment your profile images are rather ugly.
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Writer's block as fuck. Can't think of a description at all for my Shy Girl character idea. Fuck.
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>>20270163
The gradient sure was a bitch, but once you apply paintbrush enough times, everything looks good.
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>>20270171
Why shy? Just introverted or walling herself off because of trauma or some other reason?

Remember to be sexy: Why do people want to fuck this shy girl? What's her hook?

Is she shy because she can draw pictures that come to life, and she's never needed friends, because she can draw people, or lovers, because she can draw tentacle monsters?
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>>20270175
No, I mean a female Shy Guy from Mario.

:V
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>>20270169
>He looks female, acts female, and dresses female. How is he male and not transgender? Same goes for Teagan.
I would assume because they identify male? They're traps, not trans. They enjoy being male.
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>>20270173
Yeah, that was the part I was unsure how you did, but GJ.
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>>20270182
Oh.

Can't help you there. You should have made a futa boo instead.
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>>20270187
Ghosts are too spooky for me.
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>>20270157
>Being able to use transparent backgrounds

>>20270163
Yeah, but then you have to worry about cracking it, and I find torrents take longer than direct download, mostly because I've got fiber optic internet.

>>20270185
What about them is male, though? "I have a penis but I enjoy being seen as a female and presenting as a female and being fucked like a female" is... pretty much the definition of not identifying as male. I mean, it's nonbinary at the very least. You don't need to be straight up transwoman to be "transgender", but sometimes it's just ridiculous seeing these femboy trap characters who are outright trans but still listed as Male.
What, are you afraid you won't get as many people wanting to rail your ass if you're Orange?

>>20270187
What, like... a dick hanging off a white puff cloud with arms and a Mrs. Pac-Man bow?

Isn't there already a futa witch in Mario?
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>>20270186
Why thank you! Have a thing.

>>20270199
What I used to do what I was younger was take Paint and color all the pixels I wanted to be transparant in a single, rarely used color, then copy paste the image to Powerpoint (which I used back then for some reason). In Powerpoint, I selected the rarely used color, and then used a thing Powerpoint had to make that color transparant.
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>>20270144
Any way you could get a closer view of her face? That's really tiny...
Plus the background makes it harder to separate hair from rock.

>>20270205
You finished that pretty fast. Did you have the images already there or did you really just do all that in paint just now?

Also, that sounds tedious as fuck.
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>>20270212
Nyy V qvq jnf nqq gur anzr

V fhpx n uhtr nzbhag bs qvpxf ng qenjvat

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>>20270199
That's why I just went with CS3 which is free because Adobe didn't want people to torrent 6.
>>20270205
Gratis.
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>FOR MALES:
>IT SAYS BI-FEMALE FOR A REASON! I'LL ALMOST NEVER PLAY WITH YOU!
I don't think that means what you think it means...
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>>20270223
It means "I like dickgirls". Duh.
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>>20270223
"I want the futa crowd"
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>>20270223
Wait till you see the ones that are straight gay then go on and on about how much they love cock and big sloppy cumshots in their fetishes
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>>20270169
I never make any claim of euphoric quality, my writing can be rambling and overly wordy in addition to shoddy grammar

>>20270185
This is correct, when I started out I had reasons for them to cross-dress but those have faded with time. Teri dresses as a girl because reasons, Teagan on the other hand always had a kind of 50's housewife vibe about him
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>>20270258
See, that's fine. Everyone loves penetration, even women, and they don't even GET OFF to penetration that much. It's very psychological to get fucked, even if you don't like what penises are usually attached to. That's why dildos exist, and in a fantasy situation you can have your cake and eat it, too, when it comes to women with penises.

Being a Gay female and liking shemales is one thing. But being "Bi - Female Preference" implies that you do like male characters, you just prefer female ones, perhaps like males that are more feminine. It isn't "I only like girl cock".

>>20270264
Rambling, overly wordy writing with shoddy grammar is... *kind of* something you should fix in a roleplaying chat...
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Well, I finished a character and thought I would share.

https://www.f-list.net/c/akiyamo%20kumi/

Critique and stuff would be nice, but please be gentle.
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>>20270294
>Please be gentle
No~

>Those kinks
Jesus, fuck me now.
https://www.f-list.net/c/makoto%20inoue/

I've had two people hit me up for some pretty vanilla bullshit when I'm using art of broken robots and specifically set to looking for "Dark" kinks.

Please beat up and murder my transgirl tomboy.
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>>20270307
>Beat up
I'd rather use a gun to be honest, although qbvat jung fur pbhyq arire qb naq trggvat evq bs gung qvfthfgvat guvat orgjrra ure yrtf jvgu n avpr funec oynqr vf qrsvavgryl ba gur gnoyr.
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>>20270319
>Not feeling your fists ruining a young girl's good looks.

Seriously, though, if you're available I would love to play with you right now.
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>>20270294
Pretty damn lewd. I approve.
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>>20270294
10/10

Too bad she's not very compatible with https://www.f-list.net/c/kari%20aiko/
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What're some of the weirdest/creepiest/'what the fuck man'iest kinks you've seen, /erpg/?
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>>20270212
If folks want to poke at me on the f-list I'll be happy to arrange photo sessions and stuff, but I'm off XIV for the night, I'm afraid!
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>>20270332
>Not feeling your finger on the trigger as you watch those good looks twist into an even more delicious expression of pain than your fists could ever deliver
I'm not quite sure if we did it right now we could finish is the only thing, but I'm not opposed to the notion. I may or may not have drunk people in the house which could possibly get in the way of RP.
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>>20270350
The stuff I've written myself is usually the most fucked up.

Not a kink, but https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20flock/ is pretty messed up, even for me. I should finish it someday, if just to complete the joke.
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>>20270359
That seems less messed up and more hilarious than anything.
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>>20270346
T-thanks.
>>20270348
Aw, that's a shame.
>>20270350
>Weirdest
Incompetent Roleplayers
>Manliest
Hand holding.
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>>20270294
Oh, also, profile feedback:
It's amazing and one of the best profiles I've seen in these threads. The kinks are amazing and detailed, the profile describes exactly what you want, and I like it.

Minor things:
? Put a space after the smaller diamond (which I don't think will show up on 4chan) in your OOC info thing.
? I don't think Sakura is a Chinese name.

>>20270348
Shut up, slut, I saw her first.

>>20270352
Don't feel obligated. I just wanted to make you an icon. Look up in the thread for one I made with a transparent background.

>>20270355
C'est la vie. Looks like it's another night fapping to custom kinks on two year old abandoned profiles.
Also, check out https://www.f-list.net/c/arika for more depraved debauchery.
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>>20270375
Heh, I just swapped to that one because it looked so damn good, and honestly, I want to make Ry's profile look good too, so I gotta get her in the best backgrounds and with the most accurate customs I can use.

(Seriously though thank you SO much just lemme know if you ever want something!)
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>>20270384
I want competent approaches and people who don't ask for vanilla sex when my profile clearly states that I'm looking for extreme ideas.
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https://www.f-list.net/c/heiho

New profile, tell me what you think. Any criticism is fine with me!
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>>20270375
>It's amazing and one of the best profiles I've seen in these threads.
I think you're a little biased due to the content, haha.

>>20270294
- The solid and hollow diamonds have different widths
- You've a no in your favs.
- try [sup] instead of [sub] for your status report. Might line up better,
- All of your headings are different, which is a little odd.
- Black and white avatar with gray, white and black text makes your profile look rather 'flat'. Not necessarily a bad thing, but worth pondering.
- Why a black and white avatar when you have coloured pics?
- Also, your pictures all seem to be her getting taken advantage of, which really isn't her shtick. I'm fairly certain there's some other ones of her that are more appropriate. Like the one you posted here, for instance.
- Some of your yes's have checked boxes and others don't. Might as well be consistent.
- If you want to use the ? as a header, it might be an idea to use the actual check marks inside []. Like[?] [?] [?]

Also >dat art
Unf
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>>20270375
I-I'll fight you (naq cebonoyl ybfr)!

>>20270371
A darn shame indeed.

>>20270368
It was intended as a joke, so I'm glad at least one person sees the humor in it.

Gur snpg gung abobql jvyy rire shyyl ernq vg znxrf zr xvaq bs fnq.
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>>20270400
Profiles like this make me wish I could play dominant or rapey characters.

>>20270412
>- You've a no in your favs.
I know I missed something.
Also, yeah, I might be biased. I didn't even notice most of the things you just suggested!
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>>20270413
Yeah, it's plenty funny.

But that doesn't mean I don't want to play with it. Or know several other people who would too. Damn you and your non-con focus.
Nyfb gung jr frg guvatf hc naq gura V yvsr fgerffrq zr bhg gbb zhpu sbe REC.
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>>20270422
>Profiles like this make me wish I could play dominant or rapey characters.

Aww, thank you~
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>>20270391
I can definitely try to be one of those people who are good at approaches and read the damn profiles. Love yours, by the way, it's just designed in a way that makes mine look like shit.
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>>20270375
>It's amazing
Just because you wanna get fucked and killed by it.
>Those two things
Done, and I had no idea, Japan is close so I'm just going to role with it. China taking its culture back!
>>20270412
>You've a no in your faves
Ah, thank you.
>Black and White Avatar
I liked the expression, all the pics I have are too subby.
>The pics
I know they don't match, the thing is that art is so unf I don't care.
>It looks flat
I actually like that.
>Some of your Yes's have checkboxes
That's the stuff that's extra yes, you know what I mean?
>[?]
That'll get fixed too.
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>>20270427
I'll probably end up finishing it later today, sectioning the text and adding some kinks.

I'm always up for just talking whenever I'm online with one of my characters. If you're feeling too blue for ERP, feel free to just send a message and we'll talk away!

Except when my status is set to DND. That usually means I'm playing.
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>>20270431
Haha, I didn't mean you in particular approaching me, I meant randies.

>>20270429
Fuck it, I might throw something together and rape you.

>>20270439
>Japan is close so I'm just going to role with it.
Dem's fightin' words.
No, literally, they fight over that shit. Japan is like super racist, and they hate the Chinese.
I don't even know why. I mean, it's not like the Chinese invaded THEM and callously raped and murdered THEIR citizens in brutal and inhuman medical experiments...
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>>20270448
>Fuck it, I might throw something together and rape you.

Don't push yourself just for my sake! But, again...Aww, thank you~
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>>20270439
>>20270412
Oh right, the other thing.

I would argue that it's a little too kink focused, and not enough sex focused. You haven't listed anal, oral, vaginal, or any other sexual acts anywhere. Come to think of it, a certain other person does this too. Is it a capital T Thing in the abuse scene I'm not used to? Where you don't lay out what sort of sex you want before you do it?

It just seems odd to me never to list basic things like that.
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>>20270462
>Sake
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>>20270439
Ach, I keep forgetting things.
>That's the stuff that's extra yes, you know what I mean?
I totally get that, but they get forced to the bottom of the kink list because alphabetical order things, which makes them look less important.

But yeah, a really nice profile overall, these are all very little formatting and style tweaks that are entirely nonessential. You've done good work with this one.
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>>20270463
>Is it a capital T Thing in the abuse scene I'm not used to?
Well, the general idea when you're doing abuse scenes is that the sexualized abuse itself is the foreplay. The sex part is just to climax. It's also generally assumed that nothing is off the table when you're raping someone, so stuff like oral/vagina/anal is a given.

I only ever mention oral on my abuse characters because I specifically dislike facefucking and love worship.
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>>20270448
>They hate the chinese
They hate a lot of people, Japan is notoriously Xenophobic, even not including the abuse they got.
>>20270463
>Anal, Oral, Vaginal
I didn't list those mostly because I think of them as second nature at this point, find me someone that says no to any of these to be honest. Also for other people not listing things, I honestly think people think it looks better, which I agree with. Partially a reason that I'll put all the kinks in a checkbox if I ever put them there.
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>>20270483
Oh, so it really is more kink-focused than sex-focused? That explains a lot, actually. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind for future feedbacks on profiles for the genre.
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>>20270492
Well, I generally like my abuse to happen when someone is balls deep in me, but yeah, it's basically kink focused.

Same way that a lot of slice of life/cuddly profiles don't really mention anal/oral/vaginal, but focus a lot on cuddling, spooning, and dating.
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>>20270489

>Japan is xenophobic

I'll take any opportunity I can find to post this.
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>>20270489
But do you prefer one over the other? Giving or receiving? Or perhaps taking in your case. What about subtleties like facefucking vs 'hold and gag'? If you're the one calling the shots in the scene, then it kinda makes sense that you don't need to list them, but your partner might like to know.
But I can see what you mean by keeping things short and clean. It's not my style, but if it works for you then keep it as is!

>>20270500
I think I'll stick with my mutual typefuckery, to be honest. Kinks are nice, but to me they're just spices for the actual meat of the RP: fucking.
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>>20265556

>no orcs allowed

Good thing I am an ork

https://www.f-list.net/c/lord%20of%20orks/
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>>20270512
Typically things like that I'd talk about before the RP but I see your point. Might just make them customs though on Yes to maintain the look, but it is something to consider thank you.
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>>20270512
I'd say a lot of people feel the opposite: The kinks are the whole point of the RP.
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Please.
Stop.
You're embarrassing yourself.
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>>20270572

Normally I roll my eyes when someone says they're a girl on F-List, but yeah, that looks like an underage girl venting her schoolyard frustration through shitty roleplay.
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>>20270587
It's not even JUST that. It's all of it. Like, holy shit, the schoolyard bullshit, the "only" ten rules, the fucking "don't steal my kinks even if you reword them because apparently I'm the only one with these ideas" bullshit...
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>>20270572
Isn't it funny when only person on f-list you are sure is female is one you would never want to play with?
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>>20270572
Please tell us what profile that is. I want to see the rest of it.
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>>20270595
>>20270603
<--- https://screen.yahoo.com/red-flag-000000452.html

Nimi
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>>20270621
Dear god this is horrible. I wonder how she does anal with that giant stick in her ass.
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>tfw fapping on my knees with my legs spread while reading people's custom kinks
Holy shit, that was actually really good, except for not being able to feel my lower legs and the immense tingling in my ankles.

Tbbq ybeq V jnaan qb anhtugl guvatf gb uggcf://jjj.s-yvfg.arg/p/pryyv
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>>20270777
>tfw fapping to this post
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>>20270777
>That profile
Oh lawdy, fuck RPing I just wanna go read that.
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>>20270824
>>20270819
I don't know if you're joking, but seriously those are some well written, impressive kinks.
The rest of the profile is 2/10 and the kinks are 11/10.
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>>20270837
I'm not joking, fapping to profiles is pretty much all I do nowadays and those kinks are great.
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>>20270777
>>20270819
>>20270824
>People will never fap to your kinks
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>>20270869
Sounds like a challenge to me, anon. Post 'em.
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>>20270837
I was also referring to their openers which aren't as good as their kinks, but still pretty nice.
>>20270869
Write better kinks.
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>>20270875
See
>>20265675
>>20270348

>>20270876
T-teach me, senpai
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>>20270876
I didn't read the openers, but I should. Maybe after my refractory period is over.

>>20270869
git gud.
I seriously hope people fap to my kinks.
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>>20270887
They probably do because you don't suck
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>>20270882
Use lewd words like womb broom, and people will laugh and get an unconscious erection at the same time and have to fap after that. Alternatively, just writ like the person we were referring to was, that works well too.
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>>20270891
I don't want to be a copycat, though, and using words like "baby batter" or "meatstick" or "rutslut" would just make everyone feel awkward
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>>20270882
Not much of a Tauren person, but I like Kari. If your kinks are explicit enough you can be certain someone's going to fap to them.

>>20270887
Can confirm, have fapped to your kinks.
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>>20270898
>Not much of a Tauren person

You're missing out! /moo used to be my favorite emote back when I played WoW, lots of years ago.
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>>20270897
>Copycat
Nobody is original, every writer picks up on what others have done before them.
>Awkward
Awkwardly turned on, it'll be a shameful fapping session.
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>>20270904
M-maybe I'll give it a shot when I finally get to making a dominant character
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>>20270901
I still would, it's just not my number one choice when it comes to WoW races. I still like the profile, though.
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>>20270909
I wanna fap to your lewd kinks now though, I demand you to speed up your schedule.
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>>20270889
:3

>>20270898
>Can confirm, have fapped to your kinks.
(??????)
If that doesn't show up for you, it's supposed to be a bug eyed anime blush.

>>20270904
The best kind. But as I fap to more and more, I get less ashamed.
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>>20270942
Don't blush too hard or I might have to go do it again.

Also, I never understood the whole shame after fap thing. Never happened to me. Maybe I'm beyond saving.
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>>20270960
I've fapped to some pretty fucked up stuff.

But to be honest, most of the time I feel ashamed after a fap is when I read some shitty badly written story on ASSTR or some shittily drawn hyper comics from /d/ or Dolcett comics or shitty kink lists or some of the captions that feel like they were written by ESL students on imagefap...

The shame is more of a "I could do so much better..." thing.

(Also, while I love the concept of Dolcett, his art is shit)
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>>20270960
>Maybe I'm beyond saving
I know the feeling.

4 and a bit years on this character , and 5 before that. https://www.f-list.net/c/aelia%20geltic

Shame is dead at this point.
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>>20270976
Oh, that's you?

I've thought about RPing with you (but I think the old art you had and your "backstory" are stupid). I'd love to be eaten by a deer, though.
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>>20270972
That I can kind of relate to. I'm not ashamed of fapping to low quality stuff, but I certainly wouldn't show it to a friend and go "look at what I somehow managed to fap to".

>>20270976
The only thing I'm ashamed of is how vanilla I am compared to you.
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>Post an Ad
>Person approaches me
>Their profile is literally just the heart icon
>Another persons is only 2 lines saying they don't have a character but will play whatever :-)
Why does "Sadistic Dom" attract these people?
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>>20271006
Maybe they get off on you telling them to fuck off. I've seen it.
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>>20271011
I'm not baited into writing paragraph replies though to people like that.
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>>20270981
I can't remember when I wrote that backstory. Ages ago, in any case. I don't really update my profile all that often!

It's like a time capsule from yester years. That or I am incredibly lazy. More likely that.

>>20271000
Give it time. :3
Also nice trips.
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>>20271017
What if they enjoy being deemed unworthy of a whole paragraph?
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>>20271024
This is too kinky, no matter what I do I'm ending up getting maturated to.
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>>20271040
>>20271024
>>20271017
>>20271011
>Maybe they get off on you telling them to fuck off. I've seen it.
Somebody call?

http://pastebin.com/Xwkgpv3Q
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>>20271051
Yes, that is what we were directly referencing, thank you.
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Do you have any weird things to confess, /erpg/?

Orvat gnyx qbja gb naq qrtenqrq bbp-yl vf zl srgvfu, ohg V arire gryy nalbar V EC jvgu nobhg vg orpnhfr ernfbaf
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>>20271348
Qbvat guvf gb bgure crbcyr vf nyfb zl srgvfu, ohg V arire zragvba vg rvgure orpnhfr boivbhfyl 99% bs crbcyr cersre gb xrrc vg VP.
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>>20271348
I confess that for some reason /soc/ turns half of people's posts into terrible mangled garbage like "Orvat gnyx qbja gb naq qrtenqrq bbp-yl vf zl srgvfu, ohg V arire gryy nalbar V EC jvgu nobhg vg orpnhfr ernfbaf"
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>>20271348
V jbhyq or fngvfsvrq jvgu whfg ubyqvat unaqf.
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>>20271356
>Qbvat guvf gb bgure crbcyr vf nyfb zl srgvfu, ohg V arire zragvba vg rvgure orpnhfr boivbhfyl 99% bs crbcyr cersre gb xrrc vg VP.

It's such a turn on, yet it must never be done, for reasons beyond my comprehension.

>>20271370
V jbaqre vs fbzrbar ebyrcynlf univat intvan unaqf, be ng yrnfg rkgerzryl frafvgvir unaqf gb gur cbvag jurer ubyqvat gurz znxrf uvz/ure pyvznk.

Vs abg, V fubhyq znxr fhpu n punenpgre.
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>>20271379
>>20271348
It's never done because it's the kind of thing that I'd only want done by someone I like and trust and feel comfortable with. If I found such a partner I would totally be into it.

Too often it's shitters trying to be edgy.
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>>20271379
People don't like interruptions or staying OOC for too long, I guess. And the line between character and reality is bigger for some.

Crefbanyyl V'q unir n uneq gvzr ubyqvat onpx vs V xarj zl cnegare jnf vagb vg. Rira urnevat gung fbzrbar yvxrf vg vf n ghea-ba.

>>20271391
Pretty much, though really this applies to most things.
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>>20270400
Now that it's the morning instead of the middle of the goddamn night, I thought i'd relink my profile and ask for any tips and thoughts again. :V
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>>20271401
Yeah. That's why I don't really like cutesy stuff as well.

>>20271402
I still want to make a rapist to do terrible things to her. Also, I didn't notice she's a shemale. Makes me want to tease her nuts and give them a squeeze or slap or punch...
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>>20271401
I meant more like before and/or after the roleplaying, though.

V'q pernz zl cnagf vs fbzrbar ortna gb cbvag bhg nyy bs gur zvfgnxrf/glcbf V znqr cbfg-EC

>>20271391
Why do shitters have to ruin everything?
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>>20271425
Yeah, I know. Some people like doing it mid-RP and I'm not a fan of that either because it just fucks up the pacing, but before/after is great. If both people are into it, that is.

Gung'f... n ovg zber vaabprag guna jung V unq va zvaq, ohg V pna frr ubj lbh'q yvxr vg. Unf fbzrbar rire qbar vg gb lbh?
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>>20271364
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm assuming 4chanX is fucking up somehow.
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>>20270264
>>20270169
1. Why are you trying so vehemently to tell this person that the gender they have labeled their character as is wrong, especially when they have clearly stated why they want to label their character as male and not transgendered?

2. Why are you giving him critique on his profile when he clearly never even asked for it?

This is what I'm talking about. Nobody wanted your opinion, but you felt the need to go ahead and offer it regardless. And I'm sure you're going to try and justify it with some "Well, I'm just brutally honest." bullshit or whatever. All you're doing is being a prick.
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Goodbye, wondrous legibility.
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>>20271440
Bs pbhefr V qb yvxr gur jnl jbefr fghss, yvxr crbcyr bhgevtug vafhygvat zr be qrznaqvat V ebyrcynl jvgu gurz rira gubhtu zl fgnghf vf frg gb QAQ be "ab yrjq", ohg rira gur fznyy fghss jbhyq cebonoyl or gbb zhpu sbe zbfg crbcyr.

Fnqyl, abobql unf rire qbar vg gb zr orsber. Zbfgyl orpnhfr abobql xabjf nobhg vg, V guvax.

Orvat ohyyvrq vfa'g whfg na VP srgvfu sbe zr.
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>>20271446
We are discussing ultra lewd things that would scare new people off, which is why we use our sekrit klub spoilers.
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>>20271446
I usually try not to go overboard with the cypher autism, but I thought the situation called for it.

>>20271456
Why not make a custom kink about it then? Plenty of people do and it's a lot easier/less awkward than just asking for it.

V'q ohyyl gur fuvg bhg bs lbh.
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>>20271458
Fuck. It's just a secret code? I've been trying to figure it out for hours.
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>>20271458
I know it's a joke, but
>don't wanna scare people off
>use sekret club spoilers
OI, OI, OI.

>>20271469
Go to rot13.com and make me despair further.
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>>20271475
Thanks. Now I can at least read what the fuck is going on.
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>>20271467
Orpnhfr V nz n yvggyr nfunzrq bs vg sbe fbzr ernfba, naq V srne vg zvtug qevir fbzr crbcyr njnl. Be jbefr lrg, nggenpg fbzr cbbe ebyrcynlref gung guvax gurl pna sbepr gurzfryirf hcba zr guebhtu bbp ohyylvat.

>>20271469
Sorry for confusing you. It's a simply rot13 cypher.

>>20271475
Would you rather people ask about the weird text, or people shitposting saying stuff like "WHAT A WUSS"?
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>>20271486
Well, they don't have to know it's your fetish. Just say you like being critiqued because it helps you improve.
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>>20271486
Orvat ohyyvrq vf gur ubggrfg fuvg. V srry lbhe cnva, nf n sryybj ireony znfbpuvfg.
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Sorry for the excessive spoilers. I'll stop after this post.

>>20271494
Hm. When I take into account the previous hints on how to write custom fetishes, I should probably make it something like:

FILL ME WITH YOUR MOST UNPLEASANT INSULTS SO I CAN RUB MY LUSTING BOY-PENIS TO THE THOUGHT OF YOU UNDIGNIFYING MY VERY STATE OF BEING, ONII-CHAN

Va nyy frevbhfarff V zvtug nqq fbzrguvat yvxr gung.

>>20271496
>Lbh jvyy arire or ohyyvrq ol fbzrbar BBP-yl nsgre ur svavfurf ohyylvat lbh VP-yl
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>>20271509
Add something like what you said I mean. Not like what I said. That'd just be silly.
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>>20271425
I once again point to this >>20271051 :V
Lbh qvfthfgvat yvggyr creireg. V org lbh jvfu gung jnf lbh.

>>20271441
>>20271364
It's fucking Rot13, we've been using them for a month and a half now. Maybe longer.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/rot13-decoder/ilghinfbcmppopiaingdaonbcjpfgbja?hl=en

>>20271444
"Vehemently"? It's a valid question, and he isn't even clear. Plus, the post where I asked that was, you know, BEFORE he stated why. Does causality work backwards for you?

>Nobody wanted your opinion, but you felt the need to go ahead and offer it regardless.
I'm quoting that for you, because no one wanted yours and you gave it anyway.
As for why I did it, uh... because profile critiques is half the point of the thread?

>>20271446
We do it for you!
But seriously, they're saying things that would normally be spoilered, not for jokes, but because it feels 'right' to be spoilered.

It isn't hurting anyone.

>>20271456
Wow. Also, just realized who you are just from how you talk. Back checking the ID confirms it. I just wanna hold you and cuddle you and oehgnyyl hfr lbhe obql nf vs vg jrer zl bja crefbany gbl gb or oebxra naq qvfpneqrq nf V yvxr.
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>>20271475
>Go to rot13.com and make me despair further.

And here I went through the trouble of figuring out it was a (simple) caesar cipher. Thanks for the better decoder, at least.
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>>20271518
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>>20271486
It's a hard choice, because, who the hell wants people joining conversations and not being left out.

>>20271518
>spoilering entire posts
Yyyyyeah that's just as fucking annoying in any other board.
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>>20271496
>Nyy gurfr nabaf nqzvggvat gurve frperg qrfver gb or ohyyvrq naq qrtenqrq BBP
>Zl qvpx jura

>>20271509
There you go. Worst case scenario, they ignore it and carry on. No loss.
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>>20271518

>It's a valid question

There's a difference between asking "Why do you label your character as male instead of transgendered" and going "YOUR CHARACTER ISN'T MALE! THEY'RE TRANSGENDERED! YOU'RE WRONG FOR LABELING THEM AS MALE INSTEAD OF TRANSGENDERED! WHY WOULD YOU EVER LABEL THEM AS MALE?!"

>As for why I did it, uh... because profile critiques is half the point of the thread?

If he didn't ask for a profile critique, why did you feel the need to give him one? If people want a critique, then they'll ask for it. Stop assuming that people care about your opinion.
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>>20269358
>>20269424
Disgusting. Tales of the Dying Earth or nothing.
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>>20271532
>Gurer ner crbcyr nggenpgrq gb ohyylvat crbcyr BBP
>Zl qvpx
Gbb onq abguvat jvyy pbzr bs vg, ;_;7
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Maybe we should start an OOC bullying room?

Or maybe a mixed IC/OOC bullying room

Just an idea.
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>>20271536
I asked him why, and then listed the reasons I asked.
>If people want a critique, then they'll ask for it. Stop assuming that people care about your opinion.
I'm quoting you to you to highlight the irony.
There's a reason your posts keep getting deleted.

>>20271537
Mistborn is fucking awesome. You shut your whore mouth.

>>20271555
There's a Bullying High School room.
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>>20271540
Znlor abg jvgu gung nggvghqr. Jba'g fgbc zr sebz snccvat gb gur gubhtug bs vg.

>>20271555
Can we stick all the bullies in one room and watch them yell at each other? It'd be hilarious.
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>>20271556
Just OOC bullying it is then
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>>20271558
Jung nggvghqr jbhyq vg gnxr, gura~?
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>>20271558
Bully fights. Last bully standing gets bully bragging rights.
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>>20271559
I meant "there's already a room for you to use."
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Criticism welcome
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>>20271556

>I asked him why, and then listed the reasons I asked.

You can paint it however you want, but you were being an asshole who was going "YOU'RE WRONG I'M RIGHT LISTEN TO ME AND DO WHAT I TELL YOU".
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>>20271572
For IC bullying, yes. For OOC bullying, no.

>>20271558
How about we stick all of the nerds in one room and see if one of them slowly turns into a bully and starts insulting and degrading everyone else?
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>>20271556
>Mistborn is fucking awesome.
The author forgot to have interesting prose, and spent too much time world building for the hell of it. Plus, forgot to put the fantastic in his fantasy.

And Tales of the Dying Earth has everything for lewding.

>You shut your whore mouth.
I'm not going to say make me, because I don't have a connection right now.
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>>20271589
Dude, the prose in Mistborn was great. I fucking loved the scene where Kelsier fought a Steel Inquisitor, and a lot of the Aluminum fueled battles of the later books are amazingly written, and feel like something from a modern blockbuster or video games, with descriptions that felt almost like camera angles. Mistborn was a very cinematic book for me. I seriously loved the prose of it as well as the amazing worldbuilding and the magic.

Though I will admit the magic was something that I felt biased towards. I also had a setting I was developing at the time (and have since let die) where there were three interwoven types of magic.
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>>20271569
Ohyylvat pbzrf gb gubfr jub jnvg. Nf fbba nf V trg zl EC qevir onpx, V'yy perngr n svggvat punenpgre naq encr gur oenvaf bhg bs gung Ful Tvey bs lbhef. V ubcr V jba'g or qvfnccbvagrq.

>>20271581
>How about we stick all of the nerds in one room and see if one of them slowly turns into a bully and starts insulting and degrading everyone else?

This is actually pretty hot. Chances are they'd all just sit there and be awkward waiting for someone else to do it, though.
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>>20271602
>One of them slowly becomes a bully and has to bully everyone else who start demanding more and more of him thus making him feel he's being somewhat bullied himself and everyone ends up having a huge orgy
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>>20271600
>Dude, the prose in Mistborn was great.
Eeeh, well, sure, whatever.
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>>20271614
>Everyone wants to be bullied
>They start bullying each other when arguing whose turn it is to be the bully

This just keeps getting more and more meta.
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>>20271632
More and more hot is what it's getting.
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>>20271614
>>20271632
It's
So

Meta
Even
This
Acronym
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>>20271637
It's both.

>A real bully finally enters the room
>The sheer desperation on everyone's face
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>>20271648
That gives me another idea.

>A character that begs to be bullied and degraded
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>>20271666
Is that not your fetish already? I thought it was what started the whole conversation.
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>>20271670
My fetish is just the bullying. The begging is a new thing.
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>>20271666
That's what Arika is. Only "abused" instead of Bullied.
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>>20271675
Mine has always involved both. Asking nicely goes a long way.

It's a shame people usually associate that kind of thing with non-consensual, because the begging (or the transition, not wanting it -> begging for it) is part of what makes me like it.

>>20271679
Can't it be both?

V'ir snccrq gb Nevxn'f cebsvyr fb znal gvzrf.
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>>20271698
>I've fapped to Arika's profile so many times.
:3
Why not do something with her? Also, I *love* begging for more. "Please, please master! I want it... please let me cum, please let me touch myself for you, I need it so baaaaad~"
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>>20271720
Which is why I personally prefer masturbating to profiles
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I have added OOC bullying as a custom kink to Kiera. May god help us all.

>>20271679
Bullying is more fun than outright abuse in my opinion, altough I suppose they both have their charm.

>>20271698
Starting out noncon yet finishing slightly more consensual is always fun. Even OOC-ly.
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>>20271720
Well, speaking of fapping...

I'd love to do something with her, I just haven't been in a mood for RPing in a while. I think my attention span is deteriorating.

>>20271745
This, so much.
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I want someone to do this to Arika.

>>20271745
What's why you prefer masturbating to profiles?

>>20271749
I know that feel. I've been in a slump for months, but now it feels like I want to do stuff but no one (good) wants to do it with me.
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>>20271756
>Limb removal

Why are we so alike yet so different?

Linking image because it contains gore and not everyone here likes gore. Please don't respond saying >linking to an image on image board

http://i.imgur.com/rbnAnD6.jpg
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>>20271756
Objectification is hot and I can see the appeal, but I like legs/feet too much to get rid of them.
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>>20271761
We're too alike, that's why we've never played, we're both subby.
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>>20271779
We've never played because I imagine any interaction between Kari and Arika would be tebffyl pbafrafhny

And what you said, of course!
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>>20271749
>>20271756
There's nothing more depressing than being in a ERP slump, and having people coming out of the woodwork to bother you and then snapping out of it and getting not a bite the moment you do.

I'm sure it'll happen to me again once I'm out my current writing rut.
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>>20271783
That sounds disturbingly adorable.
I wanna do something with you as Madison Alexis Dylan, though.
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>>20271805
That might be fun. Feel free to send me a note, or message me when I'm online. I usually log on to Kiera Wildflower nowadays, but that doesn't mean I'm not up for playing on my other characters.
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>Join a public room
>People are already talking about you
Well, uh...huh.
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>>20271829
Enjoy your e-celebrity.
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>>20271829
I hope it's good talk at least.
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>>20271829
What room and what things?

>>20271821
I will eventually. I should have been asleep like... six hours ago. But instead I made doughnut holes and started making a Vampire character, and trying to fix Wine to run my Steam games. And fapping three times. And teasing you...
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>People that use different colored text other than the default white
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>>20270169
>He looks female, acts female, and dresses female. How is he male and not transgender? Same goes for Teagan.
Aren't transgenders supposed to have breasts or something? I thought female looking guys were just femboys.
This whole genders thing is confusing to me.

>>20271581
>How about we stick all of the nerds in one room and see if one of them slowly turns into a bully and starts insulting and degrading everyone else?
You mean like in these threads? :p
But I think I'd frequent such a room..
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>>20271888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXAoG8vAyzI
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>>20271847
I was awake for over fifty hours last time I slept.

Insomnia sucks in some ways, but kicks ass in others.

If you're not used to staying up for long periods of time perhaps you should go have some nice wet dreams, though!

>>20271888
I might actually make it later.

And it might actually be successful (ununun jub nz V xvqqvat)
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>>20271847
The Latex room. But then, being basically the only latex monster in the latex room would be something.
I'm the last of my kiiiiind.
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>>20271897
It's less insomnia and more that I went to sleep at about 20:00 and woke up at 1. It's now 1 again, and I wanted to take a nap.

But now people are up and there's conversation and now I don't want to sleep even though I have a headache.
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>>20271917
The people will still be here tomorrow! Naq vs lbh qba'g fyrrc, fb jvyy lbhe urnqnpur!
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>>20271899
I bet all of them were on your squeaky dick for that.
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>>20271925
Of course. Now I just need to commish some art because finding anything good is a crapshoot.
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>>20271975
I've had a couple of friends use Spearfrost and Ifus, they do fantastic work for a decent price. I'd have a look at them.
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>>20271892
Okay, that clears up my doubts. However, it also proves that you were 100% wrong in calling him a transgendered and not male.
His entire profile refers to him as a boy, except for the IC introduction where the other character briefly believes he's a girl before he is revealed to be a boy instead. He clearly does not identify himself as a woman, everything about it screams him being a gay male who likes to seduce straight males. He's male, he identifies as male and he is both sexually and romantically attracted to other males.
Where the hell does that video claim such a person would be transgendered? That's the classic binary homosexual. I mean, seriously, watch the video you linked. You are basing your entire "he should be transgendered" rant on the fact that he looks like a girl when the video you linked as reference does not mention even once that how a person looks or dresses even remotely affects their gender or sexuality.
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>>20271984
He acts female, presents as female, and prefers to be perceived as female. I also didn't make a "rant", and it was based on more than just their outfit. It was based on gender roles, gender expression, desired gender perception... The only way it's male is "I like it being male".

I mean, even then it already technically falls under the transgender umbrella. But even then, other than "I'm totally a boy" and the biological sex, it's completely female. Presentation, attitudes, desired perception, blahblahblah. It looks like the profile of a (non-effeminate) gay man playing a character that is transgender in all but name. I wish I could remember which of the hundred or so profiles I read tonight actually had characters like that in the "No" section, saying that "if you're actually transgender then this doesn't apply to you" after having a rant about the femboy characters that claim to be male despite being super-traps.

Also, I don't even care. You bring this up, but I don't... care. The more pressing issue is that the profile looks like ass, really.
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>>20271892
Wait. Is this romantic orientation point what people do you allow to be your close friends? That is fucked up. Why would i judge my close friends based on their gender and/or sex? If there i no sex involved why would it even matter? Tumblr is ruining everything again!
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>>20272050
This isn't anything to do with Tumblr. Most things on Tumblr are (aside from Doctor Who/Supernatural gifs and porn) just repeating what actual academics say, often poorly.

Also, uh...
>Romancing your friends
You probably should have realized your conclusion was wrong when you decided to use that image.

Romantic attraction is the kind of people you want to cuddle with and share milkshakes in 50s diners with, but not necessarily fuck.
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Welp, time to die.
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>>20272050
That said, yes, often people want friendship relationships with people of a certain gender.

The proper terms are homosocial and heterosocial. Most straight men are homosocial.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosociality

Also, this post needs some zombie porn.

>>20272094
wut
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>>20272034
>He acts female, presents as female, and prefers to be perceived as female.
You mean he acts female to trap straight guys and then reveal he is male after he has seduced them? His desired perception after he has revealed his sex is as a male, it's clear he has no intention of wanting to be a woman.
Basically, does he want to be a woman? No, therefore he is male. Whether he acts and dresses masculine has no real impact on his sexuality, as evidenced by the video you posted as a reference.
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Why can't everyone just have both sexes to avoid weird conversations like this one?
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>>20272081
>Romantic attraction is the kind of people you want to cuddle with and share milkshakes in 50s diners with, but not necessarily fuck.
I was romancing my cat for this whole time?
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>>20272131
>His desired perception after he has revealed his sex is as a male
That's not the impression I got. But admittedly I didn't read the profile body because it was a rambling badly formatted block of text.

>>20272146
Because Herm worst gender.
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>>20272159
I'll worst your gender
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>>20270400
Feels like she'd make the perfect minion. Pimp her out for cash and candy, fuck her ass whenever you like, get up to mischief and hijinks together, and then take it out on her at the end of the day when things don't work out, regardless of whether or not it's actually her fault.
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>>20272210
Sounds like you'd be a perfect boss!
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>>20272210
I was thinking of doing something like that with her. Either that or police brutality on my magical girl turned cop.
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>>20272081

>Most things on Tumblr are...just repeating what actual academics say
>Critical race/gender theorists
>Actual "academics"

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

This is what you ACTUALLY believe.

>>20272034

See, this is what I'm talking about. You're not just "asking questions". You're forcing your opinions onto other people, as usual. No wonder you like Tumblr and SJWs so much - You're just like them!

If you really knew shit about transgenders, then you'd know that it's the gender THAT THEY IDENTIFY AS that matters, not the gender that OTHERS PERCEIVE OF THEM that matters. Fuck off with this shit, trying to enforce your world view on everybody else around you.
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>>20272244
Look, I'm gonna be as blunt as I can because I'm sick of these arguments:

No one gives a fuck.
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>>20272242
Great minds think alike. I was actually going to justify her 'minionhood' as her being around because she wants to get even, but is too stupid to realize it'll never happen, so he just bullies her.

>>20272214
The main problem I'm having is that for some reason it all comes across as being super cartoony, rather than realistic, even the my character's meant for gritty modern fantasy. And I haven't been around for about 3 months now, so I'm horribly out of practice, on top of already being a fairly slow typer.
Also, that awkward moment when I've read enough fucked up shit that 'candy' illicits the idea of feeding a kid something highly addictive to keep them in line rather than an actual lolipop. Unless that'd be something you'd be interested in?
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>>20272300
>The main problem I'm having is that for some reason it all comes across as being super cartoony
Sounds like a regular abusive relationship to me.
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>>20272300
Well, the realistic quotient of the scenario is something that's up to you. I can buff up her realisticness a bit, but there's only so much you can do with a Shy Guy from Mario.

As for the out of practice, i'm right with you there.

As for the last part, i'm more than interested!
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>>20268508
Extremely late reply, but
>If you do extreme rapey things, yes.
I refer to play the rapist rather than the victim, if that's not a problem.
>Triple yes if she's a cannibal.
Is it really cannibalism if she's not human? Cannibalism isn't really something that does it for me sexually but I'm not against including it in the middle of the act.
>LITERALLY WHAT I HAVE IN DAHLIA'S LOOKING SECTION.
I knew the phrase had been planted from someone else saying it in a thread, guess it jsut stuck with me.

Guess I've got my project for the day, then.
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>>20272323
That's literally the opposite of a problem.
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>>20272314
If you're cool with playing up the dissonance for laughs, I'm game. Sending you a message see if we can't figure something out.
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>>20272345
Go ahead!
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>>20271756
I wonder what's behind the stitches on the back.
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>>20272265

If you don't give a fuck, then why do you keep going on about it and trying to tell people what to do? You clearly give a fuck, with the way you constantly try to push your opinions onto other people. If you don't give a fuck, stop being a busy-body cunt who always tries to offer his opinion when it's not asked for.
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>>20272396
A missing kidney. That's been filled with sperm.

>>20272398
>why do you keep going on about it
Because you keep bringing it up?
Seriously, no one cares. No one wants to hear you bitch about things from fucking hours ago just in the hopes that a shitstorm will brew. I know your game, and I'm tired of playing it, so just run along.
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>>20272387
PM sent. All aboard the lewd loony express!
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>>20272412
...aaand I forgot F-List calls those Notes. Whoops.
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>>20272409
>I know your game, and I'm tired of playing it, so just run along.
With him, /you/ should just run along. Stop replying. Not even for a short comment. Stop feeding him anything at all.
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>>20272409

If you're tired of "playing my game", then why the hell do you keep responding to me? Oh, right. Because you're a attention-starved manchild who thinks that his words and what he writes are more important than anything else in the world.
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>>20272505
Keep your OOC bullying to f-chat!
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Maybe if I make a character that is already dead, people will be okay murdering and raping her. Since they didn't get the drift with a robot profile saying "I WANT EXTREME KINKS AND DARK FETISHES".

With my luck I'd make a zombie vampire and people would just want to cuddle and impregnate it.
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>>20272542
>Let them cuddle and impregnate you
>Do followup scene where your children gangrape them

It's like CoC all over again!
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>>20271348
V frpergyl jnag fbzrobql gb bja bar bs zl punenpgref naq znxr gurz gurve cher znvqraf.

Ohg abobql rire qbrf...
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>>20272556
Sounds moe as shit.

>>20272547
I just want some dark kinks, is that too much to ask? Last night I played my robot and the people who PMed me were vanilla as shit. One wanted to impregnate the robot.

Apparently I need to play a queen bitch who inspires hate and spite. That's the only way to get raped.
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>>20272556
Like
>You are mine now but I won't do anything but consensual sex in the missionary position with you
?

>>20272584
Several people have stopped replying once I mentioned that they have "nonconsensual" in their no list while Keira has it as fave, and it is mentioned that it is required.

For some reason they simply do not read kinks.
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>>20272596
Oh no, just exclusive rights to use her and that nobody else will be able to touch her ever.
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>>20272602
Oh, I assumed you meant taking a scruffy ruffian and then pulling an Eliza Doolittle on her and turning her into a pure maiden who speaks properly and knows which forks to use.
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>>20272542
>With my luck I'd make a zombie vampire and people would just want to cuddle and impregnate it.
Yep.
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>>20272619
That's the other half, getting her away from her drug and alcohol habits!

She'll become the purest maiden.
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>>20272602
So what, like profile play?
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>>20272602
Oh my. That sounds like some fun OOC controlplay.

Obahf cbvagf vs lbh raq hc phpxbyqvat gurz BBP-yl.
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>>20272633
Kinda? Probably.
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>>20272627
>mfw I wish I had the motivation to RP such intricate plots.
God, I'd love to reverse-corrupt someone. Especially if it meant holding them through the drug withdrawls...

Whether it's lovey dovey or out of possessiveness. Either one would just be fun to play out.
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>>20272639
I mean, the difference is: your character is getting deslutted within the long-term RP but remains as is for other scenarios or do you change your profile and stop lewding other people hagvy fbzrobql whfg encrf lbh naq gura lbh cynl bhg grneshy pbasrffvba naq nyy gur pbafrdhraprf
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>>20272656
>>20272636
Why do you want me to not have a happy ending ;_;
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>>20272656
>Become pure waifu
>Slowly descend back into debauchery whilst keeping up appearance, dropping small hints during roleplays
>Eventually invite partner to join a group chat with all the people you've been fucked by ever since he "saved" you, and they put you on display showing how they best like using you

>>20272713
>>
... how the fuck does this even work? In this thread, I see the extremophiles complaining about no play all the time.

But when I log on? It's either furry orgies, zoophilia and necropedozoophilia freakin' everywhere, with nary a (non-boring) vanilla in sight!
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>>20272752
You don't show off your vanilla in public. Jesus.
Have some shame.
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>>20272752
Most of the extremophiles you see advertising are usually people that would do stuff like

*fuks u'r corps n cum*
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>>20272752
Where do you find all that shit?

Also, this >>20272770

Also, like, half of /tg/chat complains they just want vanilla cuddles with chaste handholding.
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>>20272713
Sorry, I presumed you were with the "no happy ends" crowd.
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>[12:51] Arika: Kel, I want you to push your chair away, get a pillow case or some napkins or some other fap rag and put it on the floor under your desk. Take off all your clothes. Get down on your knees, legs spread, sitting back on your heels. Feel yourself up, edge yourself as you're looking at all these captions, stroke your cock. Don't get off your knees no matter how much your ankles start hurting. Don't just stroke it, though. Touch yourself, feel up your chest and play with your nipples while you're reading smutty captions. Keep fapping until you blow your load all over your jizzrag. After you've dripped all over it you can finally get up off your knees, if you can stand.

V'ir qbar guvf svir gvzrf abj naq zl naxyrf ner xvyyvat zr naq zl qvpx vf fb frafvgvir vg'f va cnva ohg bu Tbq vg'f nznmvat.
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And with that I'm finally going to bed.

See you on the other side, /erpg/. Hopefully when I wake up I'll have some luck and be able to play with some cool people.

Have a lewd pussy and ass.
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>>20272904
Holy moly.
Also I forgot to whore myself out this thread.
https://www.f-list.net/c/aislinne
Latex monster, now in googirl flavor. Tastes faintly of lemons.
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[spoiler]what the fuck is with the garbled text, is there a translator for it?[/spoiler]
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>>20272989
http://www.rot13.com/index.php
Or a browser extension.
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>>20272989
It's just Rot13.
http://rot13.com/index.php or get the app: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/rot13-decoder/ilghinfbcmppopiaingdaonbcjpfgbja?hl=en
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>>20273006
>>20273010
What's the point?
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>>20273034

To be part of the KOOL KIDS KLUB
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Oh, wait, it's 'cause spoilers don't work here, I guess?
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>>20273034
It's a replacement for spoiler tags that got lost in the exile from /tg/
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>>20272940
Nighty night

Sleep tight

Don't let the bed bugs impregnate
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>>20272777
>Where do you find all that shit?
Profile-hopping, mostly. If I had a nickel for every time I went "Hmm, this might seem interes-" and notice that it's about zoophilia and tentacle rape and whatever... Well, I'd hang out with the likes of Bill Gates.

>>20272770
Okay, granted, I can't vouch for their RP quality, but their profiles vary from "dafuq" to "this is actually well-written".
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>>20273050
Yep.
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I have given The Flock some proper sectioning, some info and some kinks. Not going to bother adding custom kinks, unless people really really really want to get fucked by a bunch of huge flying nazi sperm cells.

https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20flock

Yes, this was made as a joke.

Lrf, V jvyy cynl jvgu vg vs lbh ernyyl jnag zr gb.
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Alright, threw this together after kicking around ideas last night.
https://www.f-list.net/c/gavrila%20c1-al6e/

>>20272332
Let me know if this works for you.
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>>20273401
>https://www.f-list.net/c/gavrila%20c1-al6e/
You actually made her? Neat! I'm sure she'll see lots of play.
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>>20273413
If I ever actually have time to RP, probably.
Here's hoping.
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>>20273423
With all the action she'll be seeing, you better take some time off work. A few weeks or maybe an entire month should do.
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>tfw you miss some inane but probably key detail of your characters description your partner requested and you're too far into it to go back and change it.
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Putting up a more detailed profile for the Eorzean Catgirl with a love for the hurt!

>https://www.f-list.net/c/rylas%20shatterblade

Ybbxvat sbe uneq fcnaxvat, ubgqbttvat naq phzcynl, be znlor whfg fbzr fbsg, phgr phqqyvat gb chg ure bss ure thneq!
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>approached by a nearly-empty Adrian Peterson profile

As a Minnesotan, I'm offended at how barren it is.
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>>20273529
Be sure to advert in SDLFRP too, but be prepared to face a tsunami of illiteracy.
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>>20273580
Dear god, me too.
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>>20273581
What's SDLFRP? I'm seriously a virgin to these threads, this is my first
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>>20273627
Sex-Driven Looking For RolePlay

basically a place for people to place ads for RP that's focused on the NSFW stuff.
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>>20273627
You join F-chat (preferably v2.0), set your status to looking, and click "join chat channels". Then you click on "sex driven looking for roleplay" - SDLFRP

Feel free to also join whatever other channels take your interest. More channels usually means more people contacting you.
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>>20273627
>>20273700
While your at it, be sure to join the /tg/ chat private room. Many here (including myself, ol punchabunch!) frequent and idle the chat.

Theres also the IRC room but as much as I like everyone involved in it, it has become very insuler as its own thing.
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>>20273748
Oh man, /tg/ hell yes. How can I get into the private room, and which one, of course!
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>>20273748
For the IRC, look above. For the private rooms, I imagine its the same way as going to the public room.

By 'private room' they dont mean it has a password, just that F-Lists mods dont moderate it, the Tgchats mods do. And honestly I dont have a problem with either, Im just stating the facts.

V qbag unir n ceboyrz jvgu rvgure orpnhfr V qbag rira XABJ rvgure!
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>>20273748
I personally dislike this place. I mean, the general populace is kind of fun, but the moderators are just idiots in general.
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>>20272770
>>20272777
Speak for yourself.

Also, vanilla is for poofs.
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>>20273928
I myself am very much so into lots of extreme things, so please do not take what I said as a prejudice against all people who are into it. It just feels like most of the 'commoners' that are explicitely looking for extreme stuff are usually of poor quality.
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>>20273799
>just that F-Lists mods dont moderate it

They do, they just don't moderate it 24/7 like the public channels. F-List admins have free reign over everything on the site like all website admins.
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How many of us remember their first ERP?
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>>20273993
I still don't know if that was actually that girl or her brother.

They DID have a friend in 3 way AIM chat at one point so unless he had a friend that also acted like that...
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>>20273993
It was a dark morning in April of 1879. Me and my telegram buddy were just exchanging pleasantries, when all of a sudden he started telling me about this one proper lady he saw, with her ankles beared!

One thing lead to another, and now here I am, roleplaying a cowgirl getting branded by a human and reaching her climax in the process.
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>>20273993
Ever? working up my first gf with some fun sexting. On f-list? IC approach by some sort of dragon fursona who wanted cunnilingus. It didn't last more than a half hour and was never finished, thankfully
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>>20273993
There was a catgirl. She climbed inside my sleeping bag and fucked me hard.
It was awesome.
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>>20273993
I try not to
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>>20274121
Sounds hot.
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>>20273993
It was with my future Bipolar boyfriend (a little before we met IRL).

I try not to think about it too much.
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Alright, so I'm in the middle of a roleplay, and I really like this guy and I have done stuff with him before. He's quite good at roleplaying, but he keeps using the word "CUNNY" over and over again, and it's kinda freaking me out especially since my character is a Tauren, who aren't particularly known for having small genitals.

How do I break this to him? After the RP ends, of course. I would hate to ruin the moment.
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>>20272542
>Not wanting a zombie vampire waifu
Of course they would want to cuddle it, have you even played MGQ?
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>>20274205
What words would one use for genitals in the middle of sex, anyways?

They all seem to have downsides.
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>>20274205
Just like, say it? It's just a small thing that bothers you, if he's not a shitlord he'll take the criticism and act on it.
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>>20274205
Tell him "/tv/ pls go".
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>>20274212
"Cunt", "twat", sparse usage of "pussy", "love hole", even "fuckhole" is more preferable to "cunny". That word is just reserved for pedophiles in my mind, for some weird reason. Not to say that I completely one hundred percent dislike pedophiles, but still, it's an awkward thing to call a Tauren's vagina.

>>20274223
I'm bad with talking about things like this casually. I always sound like I'm making a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal.

Kind of like that episode of Grounded For Life where Sean keeps on trying to have "the big talk" with Jimmy, if any of you even know what I'm talking about.

>>20274243
I doubt he even knows what 4chan is. He's the innocent, formerly married, slightly whiteknightish type.
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>>20274299
>Slight whiteknightish
That reminds me that today someone came up to me and their personality was enlightened.
I couldn't believe it at first. At least his character didn't wear a fedora. Did have a trenchcoat, though.
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>>20274461
Let me give you an example of how my catch is an itsy bitsy internet warrior:

[2014/09/14]Kiera Wildflower:I bet you'd prefer the tales of women getting raped by the Germans~
[2014/09/14]Durbrandt Connington:Truth to be told - they sicken me. Rape is only fun as a fantasy and basically only as some kind of "forced pleasure" if you know what I mean. Actual rape (modern or historical) makes me very, very angry.

Come to think of it, this might seem normal to most people. I am not most people, so this seems somewhat whiteknightish to me.
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>>20273767
Whichever chat you pick, it should have an option to list channels, both public and private. You will be able to see a bunch of private channels like "/tg/ chat" or "/tg/ Shadowrun"

In 2.0, you just click on the private channel and it'll be added to your list of open chats.
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>>20274667
I wouldn't actually do it for real either, but I feel no ill will towards those who do. Whilst disliking rapists is fine, in my opinion proclaiming that you are angry about rape occuring is kinda whiteknightish.
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>pruning bookmarks

We'll never know what could have been.

>two of them had responded
>they seemed enthusiastic about my custom kinks
>followed by utter silence
>too afraid to appear clingy to hit them up again
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>>20274597
>>20274722
>I dislike/hate bad things
I think it's more inane than anything else.
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>>20274732
People like you are why I have to put my status to "Bookmarks hit me up", everyone appreciates attention so don't be a scardey cat.
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>>20274761
My m.o. is to bookmark someone, then send a note, and/or hit them up if they're in F-Chat. Otherwise as you are suggesting, there's no chance of anything happening.

I can't do much if they stop replying, don't reply, or don't log into F-Chat though.
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>>20274779
You can hit them up again if they do log on which I go the feeling you didn't by your post. Yeah though, if they're just taking up space prune them.
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>>20274737
I am a silly person.
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>>20274205
tauren are cute as heck
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>always online
>never on chat
>been more than six days since responded to anything or returned a note

Darn. I was enjoying that rp too.
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>>20274809
It's okay, we all are, just you especially.
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>>20273993
It was great, I did it with my later to be boyfriend, fucked him nicely.

He was super good, but I became better than him, and thus I have surpassed him.
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>>20274817
Especially when staring death in the eye.

"No...anything but that." The Tauren slowly responds, gritting her teeth and bearing with the pain, trying to keep her battered mind alert enough to at least plead for her life. "I speak the truth. I know nothing." Sensing that the human still wasn't convinced, and rapidly running out of options, Kiera quickly tried to appease through him in a different way. "You...would not hurt your cow, would you?" she utters, hating herself for every word, the humiliation of submitting to the officer weighing heavily upon her. Realizing that he was still not fully convinced, the Tauren resorted to the last self-humiliating act she could think of to save herself from a fate worse than death: "Moo?"

>>20274859
I'm special. Hurray!
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>>20274874
woah no that's a little fucked up
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>>20274893
Qba'g jbeel. Fur qvqa'g qvr. Lrg.
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>>20274893
>>20274893
Cows are a lot cuter after they've been domesticated, don't ya know?
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>>20274923
Why don't you give taming Kiera a shot, anon?~

I'm sure an experienced cow wrangler like yourself should have no trouble subduing her!
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Why does someone like this even bother advertising in SDLFRP?

I don't get it. Is it somehow not clear to this person that having a well written description, kinks set and at least one image and an avatar greatly increase the chances of people not seeing him as a twelve year old kid that has no clue what he's doing?

Things like this hurt my brain because I can not comprehend how people can be this terrible.
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>>20274968
I do need a bit more protein in my diet. I'l hit you up later, although I know nothing about WoW lore as a forewarning.
>>20275027
>Created 1 Week ago
He really is just lazy to have not filled out anything that whole time, and then advertising with that.
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>>20275070
There's not really much you need to know to have some fun!

>>20275070
>8 views total
Does he not see the error of his ways
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>>20275027
He just wants sum fuk.
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>>20275104
But I doubt he will ever get any like that.

I mean surely, his ad sounds alright, but still. For what pvrpose?
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>>20275091
True enough. Hope the cow can get used to the crack of the whip, seems like a perfect opportunity to give my wrist a good workout.
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>>20275142
Oh my. I see you're a man who likes to tenderize his meat before cooking it!
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>>20275131
I'm just picturing someone going on F-List and telling themselves "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE ON ALL THIS FANCY PROFILE WORK OR ANYTHING I'LL JUST ADVERTISE THIS WHY ISN'T SOMEONE FUCKING ME YET"

Hell, he might not even realize there are profiles to be filled out. I spent too much time in customer service and related jobs to not know how dumb, ignorant, or impatient people can be.
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>>20275150
Of course! She'll also need to be tied up to help make that meat even softer, we'll want to make sure she goes for a good price once I've grown bored of her. How much does a good cow go for now and days?
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>>20275170
But it literally shoves it right in your face when you create a character.

I'm not sure wether to feel bad for this person or to feel disgusted by him.

I fear he might have a severe case of autism or even mental retardation if he's been advertising without a description, any kinks, an avatar and any images for a week now, only getting eight views total, one of which being me.

>>20275195
Depends on how much milk it gives. The price of steak has been going through the roof, though.
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>>20275131
Even if he were to work on it a little and say 'oh its in progress' it would be *fine* so long as he intends to flush it out more later.

What he has is just lazy. AT LEAST AN AVATAR GOD DAMN
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>>20275244
Is the multitude of people having images yet no avatars really because they simply don't know how to crop and rescale stuff?

While I have grown really fond of f-list, it's making me lose faith in humanity faster than Dota and Planetside 2 combined
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>>20275203
Is that so? Decisions decisions... I'd love to kill her myself, but it'd be a bit rude to the buyer to make them drag her all the way back. After all, livestock are only good for profit and personal enjoyment.
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How was your sunday, everyone? I spent mine drinking and running games.
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>>20275262
>Is the multitude of people having images yet no avatars really because they simply don't know how to crop and rescale stuff?

That is very likely the case. To you and I, it's extremely straightforward, but a lot of people are confused by anything more complicated than 'click on the E icon to start the interwebs.'
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>>20275267
Well, there's always the option to get her to bring in some dough by milking people instead of being milked.

Znlor rira obgu. Ng gur fnzr gvzr.

>>20275286
I understand that people are not very computer literate. I am personally coaching and helping a few of these people around my neighbourhood to at least get them to the point where they can write an email on their own, but what are these type with one finger types doing on a roleplaying website?
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>>20275300
Oh my, all the profit! The more you think about it, the more cows cement themselves as the greatest livestock.
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>>20275338
And when you're sick of them you can always sell them to someone else, wether as livestock, as meat or as sex toy!

Well, might not want to wait until they're too old to sell them as meat, though. It gets stringy and tough and stuff.

>>20275282
Drinking? What did you have?
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>>20275352
Terrible cheap beer. Brahma, to be precise. Come at me.
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>>20275352
Meh, after the first month I think everyone would be bored of her as a sextoy, and her dairy production isn't natural so she's worth less than other cows in that regard. She'll probably end up at the slaughter house, they'd probably let me do the honors there actually!
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killing cows is weird and spooky please stop having fetishes that differ from mine thanks!!
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>>20275388
I personally do not drink, and I think you'd be more than a match for me, inebriated or not.

Nygbhtu ybfvat svtugf vf bar bs zl srgvfurf

>>20275406
They probably would! Be careful not to get any blood on your clothing, though. I heard it stains.

>>20275411
It's not spooky if you fuck her brains out before doing it. It's a pity kill.
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>>20275411
Polly pls.

Also pls log on so Lilith can rape you.
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>>20275411
>Please stop having fetishes that are different from mine
But that's my fetish.
>>20275430
I'll try not to.
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>>20275430
What if I just wanna stick her to a wall and snap her mind so she's just a fixture that produces milk and occasionally comes off to help around the house?
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>>20275461
I want this to be my party.
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>>20275434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEnVOgQHAaI
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>See a person asking why she isn't getting any play in SDLFRP
>Look at profile
>Has no avatar and crummy resolution image
>Look up higher resolution version of the image and crop an avatar out of it
>Goes offline just before I manage to send her this

Serves me right for trying to do something good I guess

>>20275467
She does not naturally produce milk, so you would have to either use magic or potions to that end. Alternatively, you'd have to impregnate her.

Being a milk dispenser and occasional maid might be neat, though.
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>>20275493
Oh, of course. She'd be constantly birthing monstrosities.
>>20275461
Holy jesus that is some skintight chainmail.
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>>20275491
>red panda in love
I feel like you're telling me something Polly-tan, but I'm too buzzed to figure out what.
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>>20275504
>Tfw still haven't given Polly the tentacle(s)
Fuck.
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>>20275575
lewd
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>>20275575
He still hasn't even let me snuggle him with my bara while we play video games. Most disappointing
>>
We've posted our most shameless kinks before, but let's do something different.

Post the kink you never knew you'd like that a partner gave you, and post the kink you made a partner like.

For me it was latex. I never even liked latex.

Second was feminization. I made a partner like it so much they made a partner purely for feminization.
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>>20275684
I wouldn't say 'gave', but one partner certainly cemented my love for both oral and ooc teasing.

Also fuck, why is oral so rare outside the /tg/ enclave? It's like the delicious breadstuffs of a scene! You can do without it, sure, but it isn't as good.
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>>20275684
>Post the kink you never knew you'd like that a partner gave you, and post the kink you made a partner like.

I don't know about the second.

The first though, I'm not sure if it's a kink exactly. But trying to one-up each other sexually. Not really like a sub/dom, more like a competition.
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>>20275721
I do oral practically every time I play, anon. Perhaps you should make a custom kink about it?
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>>20275684
Face sitting. Holy jeez yes.

And for the second, latex. They never even liked latex.
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>>20275739
Yes, but you're in the same realms as us.

Also its not really required for the types of to I've been looking for lately, but it might be worth adding anyway, I guess.
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>>20275684
It may as well end up being bloodplay and loosing a 'distate' for guro.

Also, Living suits due to a cetain anime being a flavor of the month (now a flavor forever!) here.
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>>20275774
i'm literally scared to ERP with you for this reason
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>>20275738
>I don't know about the second.

Oh, wait. I do have an example for that. Pic related.
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>>20275853
what the hell
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>>20275848
But Aislinne is really nice, Polly-tan.
>>20275853
>literal tit-fucking.
I can't even.
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>>20271006
Was it Geek of Many Tastes?
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>>20275879
y-yeah i know but i dont wanna turn into some kinda weirdo latex dude who likes latex
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>>20275853
How do you get any measure of force into the motions while doing that to make it pleasurable?
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>>20275931
There's a reason I have 'Realism' under No.
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>>20275908
Rude.
Them's fightin' words.
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>>20275931
This might be the one area where shitty breast implants are a benefit
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>>20275684
Zl oblsevraq znqr zr tnl

V jnfa'g rira Ov Orsber
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>>20275954
Kick his ass!

Be qb bgure guvatf gb vg.
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>>20276694
I don't have a character that fits with yours. ;w;
Ehehehehehe.
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>Wanting to fuck a woody, thorny plant vagina
>Not fucking vastly superior tight silicone pussy of a sexy robot

https://www.f-list.net/c/hanna%20mk%205/
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>>20275965
Qbrf lbhe oblsevraq xabj gurl qvq gung gb lbh?

Bevragngvba cynl vf cerggl frkl...
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>>20276711
Yeppers.
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>>20275853

Yoooooo what the fuck.
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>>20276722
And what, they just did you so hard you couldn't remain straight any more?
>>
I've got a good feeling about tonight.
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>>20276726
Nah, we were best friends until one night when I started having lewd thoughts about him.

From that moment on I could never be straight again, every time I saw a naked woman I was like "meh", but when I thought of him I was like "unf"

He was always bi, and we'd sort of gone into being lovers without ever making it official, so I brought it up and there we went.
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>character has the highest bookmark-to-view ratio I've ever had
>zero notes

The succubi are lonely. Why are bookmarkers so shy?
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>>20276758
Fiiine. Give me a moment.
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>>20276758
Guh, whats yer character again? A few I plan to hit up once I am done with ones profile.
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>>20276803

You can click the ID to find previous posts, but I'll spoonfeed you just this once. Or maybe a few times in the future, if that's what you're into~.

https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20sisters%20serafina
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>>20276820
It's too late for me to start anything, but I'll be hitting you up.
>>
What a terrible sleep.

>>20273065
Oh. Well, it's not like the zoophilia and tentacle rape is mandatory. There's a lot of elf girls who like both. Even cuddling with tentacles.

>>20273401
Very much so.
>14
That just makes it kinkier. What age is Dahlia again? Ooh, 18. I love the idea of being submissive to someone younger than she is~
>No watersports... as a rat
That's a little disappointing.
Nyfb zber phfgbzf nyjnlf

>>20273458
Too far into what how?

>>20274211
You vanillafaggots ruin everything with you cuddling and impregnation.

>>20274212
-Cunt, lips, mound, mons, pussy. For vagina I tend to describe the specific part, not the whole thing.
-Cock, dick, erection, shaft, member. I still like to describe specific parts for the penis as well. I like oral, and that deserves detail.

>>20274597
Yeah, normal people are turned off by real historical rape. You're just a bit fucked up. Although as >>20274737 said it's kinda just inane. Plus your question was a bit silly and awkward a thing to ask. "Do I keep up the facade? Or do I point out that I'm not a monster and only like this in fantasy, because there are people who might think otherwise?"

>>20274874
You're a dork.

>>20275027 >>20275131
That kind of thing really requires more information... It's not just "I'm playing this dude"...

>>20275203
Disgusted.

>>20275282
I slept all day, and when I woke up my computer broke and didn't turn on at first. Also, I made doughnuts and they were great. Oh, and I fapped the best new fapping technique.

>>20275461
Why must you taunt me? I couldn't get Skyrim working and I think I need to just reinstall Wine or maybe just cry.

>>20275684
>post the kink you made a partner like.
Consensual snuff. Come at me.

>>20275738
Most people want facefucking. It's so fucking pleb tier.
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Also, the reason I reply to tons of posts is because I like to be friendly and sociable with people in the /erpg/.
That's kind of super depressing. Have some femdom.

>>20275883
>Calls herself a geek
>Didn't already love or hate Tolkien

>>20275965
So, what, you completely are unattracted to women now?

>>20276742
V guvax lbh jrer n synzvat ubzb naq lbh whfg qvqa'g ernyvmr vg, lbh shpxvat dhrrezbfrkhny .
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>>20276958
Replies, in order:
Just a little bit? Are yah sure about that one?
You know how I feel about ooc bullying!
Yeah, I don't really think that guy really gets what roleplaying is all about.
And disgusted it is!

>>20277044
We wuv you too!
>>
>>20277132
What the fuck is that thing and is it going to eat that child?

Wait, is that a Five Nights at Freddy's thing?
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>>20277156
The answers to your questions are:
Chica, yes and yes.
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>>20273993
Was with some male one liner. We finished in two hours with me being bored and him being... happy maybe? Made me stray away from most small/empty profiles for a while as the first rule of F-list to find a good RP so I can git gud.
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