hey /soc/
lately i have been craving cock. i would love to suck the shit outta one, and therefore i'm hosting a oral hookup thread.
im from denmark, anyone also from denmark?
>pic related
<3
Let me guess you're a dude
>>24822571
yeah
kik me at cumonmyboyfeet
>>24826434
Ever wanted to come to an arrangement with a dumb slag? Now's your chance!
Sype: [email protected]
>>24826348
Pump that shit! Also kil
How can I look moar attractive for the ladies? So far I don't get rated well by girls but a lot of guys seem to think I'm decent
>>24825911
Be gay
>>24825911
you ruined your chance (like you even had one to begin with) by posting your deformed virgin face on /soc/ faggot
>>24825911
became a man
Any of you tried gooning? Read up on it yesterday and did some hypno videos. Yesterday I couldn't cut it and let myself cum. Today I managed to go for 3 hours without cumming. I leaked precum like a faucet at one point and managed to be producing more than enough precum to use it as lube. It was by far the most fun I've ever had edging. After a break for a few hours I did another hour bate followed by a nap and then another 3 hour bate. I'm not sure if I came or not. I had a few white bits in some of my precum so I'm not sure how to rule on that. Only lost erection once from ejaculation precum but I got it right back and kept going.
Some things I did that I had never done before...
>ate my precum, never eaten cum
>rammed fingers down throat without any gag reflex at all without practice
>masturbated with lots of precum for lube(10/10)
>pinched the dorsal vein on my dick to trap the blood in it and make it swell up so much all the skin becomes taut(would be better if I wasn't afraid my dick was going to fall off)
I don't feel like I reached the gooning state though. I need more practice.
>>24825753
something a little new
Nepotism thread
/soc/ialite needs something, you help them out and they help you
Need to be driven somewhere but city banned uber/lyft? Trying to get booze but under 21? Drugs?
Whatever it may be that you have to offer, or whatever you ned
Nepotism Official
>>24825737
how do you post the definition but have no fucking clue what nepotism means? Try Barter thread maybe?
>>24826307
/thread
Lol what a retard
*** Threesomes***
My gf and I want to have a threesome with another girl but literally have no idea where to go to find a girl.
where do you guys recommend?
I'm on fetlife but have no clue how to even start that sort of conversation with someone new haha..
**pic for attention, not related**
Craigslist or more likely tinder or some shit.
Any Dom Daddy's want to play with a bi curious sissy? Kik: bicurioguy
>>24824324
Where are you located?
Let's see some of you.
Not op but also looking for a daddy. Add romiob guys...
BOTB:Bottom of the Barrel thread.
People who want to try and be social or form relationships but have problems that would otherwise prevent that. Whether it be social awkwardness, being a weeb, you being downright crazy as fuck, there is someone for everyone.
Warning: People who post here may be fucked up in the head, or may not even be who they claim to be.
>A/S/L
>orientation
>what it is about you that might turn people away AKA physical features, missing a few crayons in the box, etc.
>what you're looking for
>what you're not looking for
>contact info
Thread probably won't pick up but whatevs.
>>24823969
21/m/Kentucky
Hetero
I'm short (5'6") and have bad teeth
I'm just looking for people to talk to: I am alone most of my time.
My snap is candlesmack
If you like D&D, MtG, vidya, /k/, or shitting on the TV show Shameless I'm you're guy.
Also: if you want someone to argue with I'm willing to argue any point just for fun.
>20/Male/New York
>I do like me some qt girls
oh boy here we go
>scars on my head and face making me look slightly disfigured
>shaved head due to difficulty styling and maintaining hair bc of said scars
>PDD, GAD, and Social Anxiety
>Does Psychedelics as a form of self exploration
>Got hit by lightning once and am still a bit freaked out by it
>Artist who basically draws and paints a bunch of creepy macabre shit
>still gets fucking acne even though I obsessively keep myself clean and take care of my skin
>Has a hard time controlling the volume of voice
>Shitty hearing and eyesight
>Giant weeb
>Not very tall (5'6")
ok that was depressing
>Tbh, a sweet cutie who wouldn't find me bothersome would be really nice. I'm pretty tolerant of other people because I get that everyone has had some different experiences, so it's ok if you're pretty weird. Tell me your stories! c:
>Ok Im really not looking for shitty people honestly. Also Im not really into dudes, and I'm broke and in college so no I won't be your sugar daddy lmao.
Kik is solaticgear if someone cares for some reason,
Pic related, scars aren't very visible but theres some on my right eye and face visible, most are on the top and sides of my head tho.
>>24823969
27 f vancouver canada
bisexual
i'm a fat shut-in. i have avoidant personality disorder, obsessive compulsive personality disorder, and i suffer heavily from depression & anxiety.
i'm looking for friends mostly. people who are patient with chatting with me as i usually get like a zillion adds on kik after i post in a thread so i'm not always super responsive right away.
please no lewd chat or dick pics.
kik is comet.halebopp
Any Washington sluts that just want to get dicked down
Kik jericoaa
Anyone up in Bellingham?
Anyone in eastern washington per chance?
I fucking love big tits.
...and?
Who are your favorite big titted soc posters? Just curious
>>24817801
Definitely Ariel from chub thread, would suck every bit of milk out of hers
>Nip piercings as well
This is why I'm getting implants
Kik bored people
dkorns
23/m/straight
hvjensbocje
Drunk bored lets talk about stuff
19/F/Usa/Bi
I dont want online relationships.
Lets play pokemon! Or draw together!
Kik:RedMatzoo
29m Australia
Please don't talk about games, movies, books or music, it gets tiring. Tell me some personal shit.
Kik: DayOneCannibal
You know young rich niggas
You know so we never really had no old money
We got a whole lotta new money though, hah
(If Young Metro don't trust you I'm gon' shoot ya)
Raindrop, drop top (drop top)
Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)
Fuckin' on your bitch she a thot, thot, thot (thot)
Cookin' up dope in the crockpot, (pot)
We came from nothin' to somethin' nigga (hey)
I don't trust nobody grip the trigger (nobody)
Call up the gang, they come and get you (gang)
Cry me a river, give you a tissue (hey)
My bitch is bad and boujee (bad)
Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (blaow)
My niggas is savage, ruthless (savage)
We got 30's and 100 rounds too (grrah)
My bitch is bad and boujee (bad)
Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (dope)
My niggas is savage, ruthless (hey)
We got 30's and 100 rounds too (glah)
>>24825977
ugly
>>24825977
>I am drunken
go back to your other thread
>>24825978
>>24825989
Love me, you faggots
Would you believe this guy if he told you he was a virgin?
>>24825747
Why the fuck do I care where or if this faggot has stuck his dick anywhere?
>>24825747
yes
>>24825747
Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
Post your shitty jawline or whatever
rami malek?
>>24826086
Nah