Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Soda looks a bit disturbed, is he getting enough sleep? my recomendation is at least 8 hours of sleep. Better head of to bed, Good Knight!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
I'm sorry, do you think this is funny? Just one word and a picture of a monkey? That's funny? That's your idea of a joke? Don't make me laugh (in contempt of you, not because I find you amusing). There's more to proper comedy than this nonsense and I for one, am appalled that this site, once known for its creativity and production of truly original content, has now fallen this low.
Comedy requires a certain finesse that you evidently don't possess. It's all about the mastery of timing, surprising and even shocking the audience... and here you are, making the exact same thread, with the exact same wording, with the exact same image, for what is probably the fifth or sixth time today. Do you think you're witty? You're not: you're just a stupid boy. That same stupid boy who tried persistently to be the class clown in the fifth grade, who kept shouting inanities at the most inappropriate times, and who never quite understood that his classmates weren't laughing with him, but at him. You're not clever, you're a little chimp who always tried too hard.
That's why you were bullied back then. That's why I'm bullying you now. You're tone-deaf, a semi-autistic child who can't comprehend that there's a time and place for everything, and who always says the wrong thing at the wrong time. That's why you have no friends or girlfriend, and never will.
I'm sorry, do you think these are doubles? Just posting a number where the two last digits are the same? That's doubles? That's your idea of a GET? Don't make me check (in respect of you, and also of your doubles). There's nothing more to proper posting than doubles and I for one, am relieved that this site, once known for its repeating numerals, has once again risen to the challenge.
Doubles requires a certain luck that you evidently possess. It's all about the mastery of timing, GETting and even posting a picture of Bateman... and here you are, making the exact a fresh new GET with finely aged copypasta, with no image, for what is probably the first time ever. Did you think you'd GET it? You did: you're just a lucky poster. That same lucky poster who trained persistently to be ready for THE BIG GET back in '13, who prepared to meme like he'd never meme'd before on Nov 1 AND Apr 24, and who never worried that some silly rudefigs weren't getting his deep, multi-layer irony. You're clever, and you're a champion of the board who always put in the effort.
That's why you got the GET back then. That's why I'm checking you're dubs now. You're on-point, a wise leader who knows that there's a time and place for everything, and who always says the right thing at the right time. That's why all of us on [s4s] are your friends, and always will be.
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this picture
it's disappointing that it's not OC, but i still like it. it's like the antithesis of soda. it portrays the inner life of soda, the effects of time and entropy on poor soda's fragile soul. it is deep beyond words.
poop-dick monkeyfuck. bet he has poop on his dick and just leaves it there doesnt even care. bet he fuckin smears it on his nipples and smells his hand. bet he sniffs his stinky finger all day and pisses in his stupid mouth. ugly monkey-fuck. hate in my heart for soda the shit-hurling fucktard primate
no more swoops for this le epic monkey thread
i must say, i truly appreciate whomever keeps posting these. I am the original OP poster of the Soda maymay and I am not the person that posted this thread. this is advantageous in the sense that now I can keep this thread bumped and visible on the first page with increased frequency. when I posted these threads, it was necessary to wait ~10 minutes between posts in order to implement an effective bump, yet with another person finally posting these threads, I can fully utilize the 1 minute post timer (30 seconds for images, if one is so inclined) and step this "meme" up to the levels of dankness it so deserves.
Additionally, this now raises the status of Soda monkey beyond daily dose into the realm of actual meme, as it is now being posted by more than one person, thus fulfilling its memetic destiny. I could never imagine what this thread would become when I began posting it. All I really wanted to do was establish a particular thread that I would post every time I was on this board, as I was on it every day anyway, and I figured I might as well try something of that nature. It has become something quite interesting, and the journey has been a true learning experience. Thanks to everyone involved, I love you. Goodnight.