GOING FOR THE WORLD RECORD OF MOST PAIN THROUGH INEBRIATION. GOING LOW! AINT LYING, GONNA KILL MYSELF. WITHOUT TRYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
And I just can't wait to be kiiiiing!
>>5811911
wow never forget these dubs
>feeling pain while drunk
i dont thikmn ur doign it rite
>nsa found the mommycluster
>>5811884
>>5811897
>daddy found the bonger retainment camps
>>5811884
>wife's boyfriend found the cum crucifix
>be me
>legoland with friends should be fun
>start arguing
> people start to look at us
>realize they are looking
> tell my friends to walk away
>realize that they were looking because I was yelling at myself
>shit
>be me
>drink alot
>listen to acid bath on repeat all day
>blog about it on shitpussy doggo boards
>>5811872
>>5811877
#fortune
Oh
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Word
Me on the left
>>5811817
death to all namefigs
>>5811817
I don't want any of this hanky-panky going on in my house.
My son is so gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p7aStAKfd4
pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-kP4l22Hik
pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWnitkN44SM
pic related
>>5811811
good dubs acualy
also chekc my $tune tbh
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
My Champion up top
ANON down bottom
>>5811804
Is your champion free for dinner tonite?
Good fap. Tickled my gray matter. Three powerful strokes edged until full orgasm. Recommended!
>>5811864
No but this one is
Anyone else pee sitting down so you can shit post while your at it?
I pee sitting down because my penis sometimes does not pee straight. Also when I have a boner it is easier to shove it in the bowl than to try and aim with a banana into a bowl below me.
I squat and take powershits but sometime I poo too hard and precum shoots out of my pp and I lol
>>5811819
I use my time on a toilet to jack of
OH!
JEJ?
>>5811790
I have strong suspicions she is not stirring coffee.
doudoul en auvergne
Nn toi
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>5811736
Nn toi
Help I'm supposed to be doing this thing with my hall in like half an hour because fucking college but I'm sortof a bit drunk rn what do
watch more anime faggot
>>5811720
DONT DRIVE WHILE DRUNKE
>>5811720
give me all ur alcohol tbh
post your face when Kappa just got shitcanned
JEJ
>>5811628
don't bully
>>5811628
hell nah
gweentea
>>5811625
protects my lungs and liver? dang I need that
can someone explain this?
>>5811613
HAIR OF THE DOG THAT BIT ME LLOYD
>>5811622 (dubs)
why do u hate dog shes cute!!
I want to sniff this beautiful young woman's ass.
I want to sniff this beautiful young woman's ass.
stay away freak
>>5811618
thats a man, watch out!