taking my coffee enema without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
>>5674937
dude i cant tell what that is
is it a fleshlight?
>>5674952
someones literal ass stretched super far out
>>5674991
>literal ass
>>5674952
>i cant tell
>>5674991
>someones literal
>>5674991
>super far
>Once upon a time there was a man
>He came from a rich family, and got a great education
>His father gave him a small loan
>He went on and used this small loan to become one of the biggest names in America
>Once he was asked in the 80's/early 90's if he was going to run for president
>He wasn't for sure saying no
>Years passed as he watched Washington clog itself with corruption, greed, and stupidity.
>He decided something had to be done, he took a stand
>They took him as a joke at first, they said he could never win
>He surged in the polls, he crushed the GOP's, and then... just when everyone thought he met his match
>He won the election and the debates
>He never stopped tweeting
>He never stopped loosing
>This is the story of Flube, the 60th President of the United States of America
FLUBE!! FLUBE!! FLUBE!! FLUBE!! FLUBE!!
Who are you quoting, rex?
FLUBE!! FLUBE!! FLUBE!! FLUBE!! FLUBE!!
PII-ZZA
DOUBLE CHEE-ZA
MMM~ SCRUMPTIOUS
>>5674902
ahhhh yea on that shit
SUOLAKURKKU RIKU!!!!!
Dicke in butte
>>5674898
DUBS
>>5675087
#daily reminder keep /vip/ in /vip/ is a global rule
The Voice
>>5674885
The Bury Pink Voice
who?
The Bury Pink Voice (crappy)
Where is my egg?
Have you seen my egg?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I ate it
>>5674869
can i have it back?
>>5674866
could this be a reference to the Videlectrix videogame "Where's an Egg?"
This, is the best Boward on foofchoof
i made poopy
was cardboard sword ever beat?
is shit
Am I gonna die here?
>>5674833
nice dubs
>>5674833
if you die in the next 5 years yeah, otherwise gookmoot will probably realize what a waste of time and money this shithole is and sell it to some other sucker who will undoubtedly turn it into 12gag
>>5674835
dont be rude
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>5674826
Nah, homie. Smooth sailing from here on out.
give me dubs
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post injuries
BOO!
Heh heh heh...
>>5674816
LOLE I SCARES HAHA
>>5674816
lol he undere taile
"uwu thanks for your help anon
h-here's your reward (* ^ ω ^)"
cute boi :3
>>5674811
Cute girl ^₩^
>>5674811
kill yourself you fucking degenerate
which cartoon japanese comedian are you? take the quiz
>>5674787
Man. ... they are. ..... uglyyyyy