I'm not even memeing if I didn't get at least 2-3 blowjobs / fucks a week I'd divorce my wife. She just needs to know her place, that's all.
I remember one time she tried to tell me her pussy was too sore to have sex because I had pounded her for an hour straight the night before. I put my hand around her throat and said "listen whore, don't you ever speak to me that way again or your ass it out on the street, understand?" She said if I ever laid hands on her again she was going to call the police and she told me I would be "ruined", I knew she was trying to play a game at this point and I got irritated. I cocked back my right hand as far as I could and slapped her right across the face. I could see tears forming in her eyes and that's when I knew I had won. I held her down on the bed and shoved my cock so far down her throat she started to pass out from lack of oxygen. I never once heard a negative word come out of her mouth since then.
>>5800147
Nice post, I didn't read it but I did imagine spongebob farting
You have never had sex before.
ur wife is actually a boy lmao
natalie potman is wet
>>5800145
*hands over umbrella*
>>5800145
Not as wet as my penpip
fapping to vhs tapes of jconn hoping your parents didn't hear you makes me nostalgic
WHERE IS TODAYS DOREMI THREEAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD
>>5800122
nice dubs. hold on...
the sachiko pet
the consensual incest
>>5800064
Kill yourself you ban-evading Argentinian Sachikofag.
grape dudess
>>5800056
Grape succ
>>5800056
Grape-chan
>>5800056
Grape dudette
I blow weed in my cats face ^^
call the cops I don't care
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>5800023
Don't taint the nice gril with degenerate drugs
>>5800047
nice gril passes out on your $60 deer comforter cuz he TAPPED OUT
So is there anything else you are particularly good at besides being a nigger?
>>5799982
Being better than u
I'm really smart and funny but it doesn't really mater I'm a loser anyway
>>5799982
Good point. Why hire a nigger just because he's a nigger?
zrg
what would you do?
>>5799937
Ask for a million dollars or a toke from a joint
>>5799937
*kisses her tummy*
Belly kisses for loli! xD
>>5799937
probably die
>>5799918
Boring and stinky
I lost my fire emblem account and I lost my five star all upgrades level 40 relationship S tiki :(
I am literally going to cry over this
>>5799868
and I never paid a dollar all that was pure hard work
lole
>>5799825
>>5799825
sex
>>5799815
benis in bagina
sex joke
is this what I think it is?
the ancient celtic symbol for dead meme
>>5799789
An 8 gear vehicle? Shifting is gonna be a bastard, buy automatic
>>5799799
dubs confirm
HUMILIATE ME
MASTICATE ME
GIVE ME ESCAPE!
>>5799771
werewolfes r cool!!!
>>5799811
agreed dude, i wish i was a werefolf that would be rllly finny :]