I'm not even memeing if I didn't get at least 2-3 blowjobs / fucks a week I'd divorce my wife. She just needs to know her place, that's all.
I remember one time she tried to tell me her pussy was too sore to have sex because I had pounded her for an hour straight the night before. I put my hand around her throat and said "listen whore, don't you ever speak to me that way again or your ass it out on the street, understand?" She said if I ever laid hands on her again she was going to call the police and she told me I would be "ruined", I knew she was trying to play a game at this point and I got irritated. I cocked back my right hand as far as I could and slapped her right across the face. I could see tears forming in her eyes and that's when I knew I had won. I held her down on the bed and shoved my cock so far down her throat she started to pass out from lack of oxygen. I never once heard a negative word come out of her mouth since then.
>>5800147
Nice post, I didn't read it but I did imagine spongebob farting
You have never had sex before.
ur wife is actually a boy lmao
>>5800151
haha what a sille reply