that falling dream again
>>5802103
is not a dream
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk
>>5802111
Knowing now, i can sleep at ease. Thank you, friend.
>>5802122
(=^ ◡ ^=)
birds are important
>>5802056
their logo is a cow in front of a partial sun and some sort of otter wearing a hat
Fuck this bird bitch drink this bleach
IT'S NOT AS IF I WANT TO CONTINUE DOING THIS, BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A SHIT ANYWAY THEN I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO COME BACK BETTER THAN YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy2Ps2B7tO8&lc=
>>5802048
lole
I just jacked off really hard to Seki-sensei from Ojamajo Doremi and now my dick hurts.
oh noes
i hope pee pee be okay...
>>5802053
It is
Just aches a bit
Pickle Rickers are, in fact, in the house tonight. Not only that, but they are also, most indubitably, going to have a good time.
hello sforce
i have been struck down with a cold as is now familiar as an inevitably yearly nadir
though i have an important physics test very soon and many labs to grade i must instead lay myself down to sleep in an attempt to give myself a reprieve from this painful existence this empty pit of gross emissions and inner pain has me feeling disgusting inside and out
however as they say "if you cant handle me at my worst here's me at my best" and so I have included a photographic image of me myself and i on the real irl please view it for a second and then close it
once you have viewed it i would appreciate it if you could say something nice about me so that, in 5-8 hours when i wake up, crusty and dry squinty-eyed blearily coming to consciousness with a confused mind trying to make sense of the hell it is experiencing, i will have some brief reprieve in the form of compliments from my e-friends
thank you
post your benis ^^
>>5801951
>please view it for a second and then close it
I did exactly that
>>5801955
>55
post your dubs, lol
fuck all of you right now
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
all right that's it i've had enough of this
'the f•ck up
jokes on me i probably cant get up cuz im trashfaced :^)
I wonder if Doremi's knows what her mom does for a living...
anyone up........................... lmfao
i have exceptional intelligence and my ability to turn simple words and images into funny jokes let alone via text you have to read is testament to the amount of my life i have waste
>>5801865
yo dude
PENIS
LOLOLOLOLOL
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
dont wank
wake*
all butter alternatives and margarine products are made by aliens.
proof is required
>>5801818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vologda_butter
The last real butter on Earth.
my knee hurts
my soul hurts
Bacon
if god is real than satan is real than we're all possessed by demons
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
or that's why people are actually responsible for their own actions lol right who would want to take responsiblity for bad things come on it was obviously the devil or demons or evil spirits or whatever lol
pRPAISE KEK DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP KEKISTANI
WHO ELSE A KEKISTANI
HURR LE MEMES XDD``
kukistani, am i right? lole
;_;
>>5801671
you mean we cant be friends anymore once you make real friends!? !? ;_:
I want to rapee that slute
>>5801671
the truth girl
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Waoh!!! Its the xd mobilie!!