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The Chinese captivating capricious cookie and coffe girl!
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>>5802667
I like to party with my peeps,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!
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>>5802667
very cute
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>>5802667
lole
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crack crack here cums da whip
snap snap on your little black back
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>>5802651
I like to party with my peeps,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!
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nama jeff my heeheehahaha h hello everyone my anaime lol d beenis peeeis I like vagina lol wuwuwuueueueu I walk on dat ass money seega rara rar a ra sint even in Japanese lol Korea was jsutifedi right? oh wow this is a cool beat right? It goes bum bum bumbum shenenenen bumb umbum uuuuuuuu wow why is this place so mean against people thats kinda innappropiate right? lol if you arent INTP you arent a cool nerd guy eeeeeeh this song is still pretty good oh lol is that a loud speaker wewewew stop being mean to jewish people you insecure peepo oh damn this voice is sexy I wish I had an insecure and intelligent gf
BOI BOI BOI BOI BOI BOI BOIB OBBI OB IB OIB I OBIB B I BOB IB O BIBIBB OB OBIBBIB lol thats my song hope you like it I did it all by myself btw anyone here know how todraw good looking Adventure time cartoons I am really into the series now lolol come b ack daddys anuway lets talk about Drumpf lol what an idiot am I right??? I mean wewuewewew that DCACA thingo is kinda mean u guyz stop being ugly nerdsz lololol
Aint no party like a kichen partie amI right fellas? boyz and grillz lols say dat with a Vatican accecent it wuld be reaeally funni lol hey can you guyz explain y u like Hitler so much??? You know we wer at war withh him righit?
I mean come onnf fellas damn u kno how uffensive that swwazika is? milliuns of peeople died duirng www2 and niw youk sappoert the bad guyZ?
lmao huw sed cane you guys be lol eheye eevreybroen lets chukel at teshe retaerds lolol
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>>5802648
lole ma nama jeffe
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>>5802648
hey hav you guys watched Lord of the Ringos its the best quaddrillogy out there like omg it feetures all teh best fnatssy chraracters out deh liek dwerves and eflsves and humane knigts ands stuff also drgaons and thee big bad guy wiht the spoooky eye atoweer thingy u know lolol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWXZlIwAoYY
LIEK LUUK AT THIS SHEIET ISNAT IT INCCREDIBLE?
lo l s oriurry fro bad englsih having hard tiem typing whilefk insanley drunk s
Myy adad told me my grnadamas lasts werds were 'why ddid anon never liek talsking to me?' and its maddee me insanly sads and desdpressed
I lvuv u gradnam now she sin hevaen and my ggrandma wont talk to me and I think he might killl hemself
aw fusks sake I spilled yugerht on my keeyborard i ls ll brbr for a seocnsd guyz
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>>5802648
I like to party with my peeps,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!
whoever replies first you're stinky >:D
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>>5802641
I like to party with my peeps,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!
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>>5802641
be JEJ
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I like to party with my peeps,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!
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>>5802638
LOLE!!
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Today i will remind themm
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>5802623
le(?) incest(?!) banana(?!?!?!)
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Evenin'. ^_^ I'm Connor.
Ohhh-kay. *takes a moment to collect himself with a deep breath* So I know you probably get this quite a bit...but could you do me a solid and hear me out, just this once?? '_^ Welp, here goes, anyways....
You are a terribly gorgeous woman. Yup. Cat's outta the bag. And as for us quiet/average gents, well.... it pretty much seems to be that all the girls as naturally (Keyword!) angelic as you are are always taken by the guys who are the exact opposite of us: Loud and better. But, nothing will ever stop guys like us from dreaming. xP
And yes, I know that things like lust and jealousy are unhealthy, but can ya bear with me here!? :> I'm just trying to be as honest as I can.
Oh, and please-oh-please know that I'm not using this as a "pick-up line." I just wanted to say hey, and let you know, with HONESTY, how a beauty (and a reasonably rad person, judging from the rest of your profile xP) like yourself normally makes us faces-in-the-crowd feel. Though, that's not really your fault at all.
Well, I hope you have a glorious night. ^_^
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>>5802618
topkeke I rember this maymay
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>>5802618
wew lad
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me in the middle
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>>5802604
lole bavi
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1. Rick and Morty fans: Cover up small penis anxiety issues by always talking about "smart" stuff like science and philosophy
Otaku: raised on a code of honor, never giving up even when the battle is tough, power of friendship, shadow clone jutsu, family is important, patients is the key to victory....real stuff....the list goes on and on
2. Rick and Morty fans: usually some fat nerd with a beard and glasses to cover up big face who can't get a girflriend and tries to do so by sounding edgy and intellingent. desperately messages your cute nerd gf when your back is turn but still gets ignored lol
Otaku: Learned how to deal with women from Sasuke Uchiha...don't trust these girls, don't love these girls...true ride or die friend who stays in his own lane. Plays Final Fantasy on his PSVita with the girl he's in a polyamorous relationship with (HE's the one getting more action on the side though ??)
3. Rick and Morty Fans: Pretend to be a feminist online but harbor a deep seated hatred for women below the surface.
Otaku: Toradora, Ore Monogatari and Sword Art Online taught us how to treat a woman......With respect, but as equals. I carry the sword, she carries the crossbow, and you look like JUST enough exp to lvl up ;)
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>>5802578
#rude
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imagine being so out of touch you think being an otaku is good
Milhouse
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All the people who said I'm not a meme
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nigger
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>>5802572
#rude
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>>5802569
MILHOUSE IS A MEME AND WILL ALWAYS BE A MEME
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*steals money from you*
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>>5802553
pretty rude tbh
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>>5802553
*fugs your butte as reparations*
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does anyone here remember le coffee man? the guy who used to work at a gym? I wonder where he is..
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>>5802548
I remember that this is NO LONGER A NICE BOARD
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I was actually thinking about him a while ago, I hope he's ok
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STOP FROGPOSTING
ITT: We post erotic fan fiction ideas and hope somebody decides to write them.
My idea is that Bebop and Rocksteady intend to rape Irma and April from the 80's TMNT cartoon, but Irma and April are so horny that they turn the tables on them and fuck Bebop and Rocksteady into tired submission.
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Is life a meme?
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wtf i hate nenes now
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SHIT BALLS FUCK PISS CUM DOO DOO POO POO BEE PEE SPUNK TWAT FANNY WANKER DICK CUNT BUTTHOLE ASSHOLE DICKHOLE MOTHERFUCKER FATHERFUCKER GRANDMOTHERFUCKER WALRUSFUCKER ZEBRAFUCKER DINOSAURFUCKER AARDVARKFUCKER FUCKFUCKER
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wow super special & precious
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from Aardvark to Zebra