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yyyyyye

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>>5777156
every thread deserves at least one reply!

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eyyyyyy

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Hi there. The names Humphrey (the clown). I fuck bitches on the daily, and I have a pretty cool hat if I do say so myself. My reputation is pretty much perfect, too. So yeah, thats me, the main reason I want to join is to give the other members something to aspire to.
-Humphrey out
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bringing memes from the distant future like that will disrupt the flow of reality
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ha

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Haha, long boy

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>>5777084
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
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he long
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>>5777101
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT47Ysl-2Ew

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>>5777063

bumpe
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>>5777063
why is that gas station so big
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>>5778073
it's grand

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tfw the >>5777777 get will be cirno
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Would you like some strawberries, [s4s]?
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>>5776996
Yes babe.

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>be me
>7th grade
>didnt know what masturbation was
>get a boner in class
>tfisdisshit.ppt
>start rubbing it through my pocket
>feels pretty good
>keep doing it discreetly
>starts feeling even better
>start going faster
>somethings happening
>grunt and moan super fucking loud
>classroom is dead silent
>"wooauuughh" AHEGHM!
>try to play it off as a cough
>anon, are you okay back there??
>say i'm fine as I breathe heavily
>5 minutes later
>ewww anon why do you smell like that?!
>mfw there's a huge stain on my shorts
>"uhh.. I farted"
>let out a nervous laugh trying to play it off
>start wiping shorts off, don't know what to do with the stuff
>so I just lick it up
>tastes super salty
>consumed my own cum
>regularly ate my cum in the months following
>one day realized eating my own jizz was kinda gay
>super fucking odd as well
>and so ended protein power ups
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who are you quoting?

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bideo games
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HOMO
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ERECTUS

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The pupil once said to the wise man once said;

"Old man, your lessons and metaphors make no sense, I have no idea what they mean"

The old wise master asked the pupil to sit down. In the sand pit the old master drew a circle

"First you draw a circle"

"Then you add a beak and very large eyes"

Going further he drew a second oval below the first circle.

"And here is your body"

And he filled in more details

And with one last touch, the wise man waved his hand over the sand and said "And that is how you draw an owl"

The pupil was stunned and never questioned his master's wisdom again.
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>>5776874
I don't get it?

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my're gf picture related
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cude loli cade :^)

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post your phattest gru's here
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>>5776839
every thread deserves at least one reply!

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No glld
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Taco Kid's mommy used 4chan when she was pregnant and look how he turned out! Many such cases!
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the normalfags completely took over, this shit is pretty much facebook 2.0 at this point

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>>5776776
good man
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thanks anone
i will never play them, but i like having my game count go up
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>>5776776
thanks op ur great :D

Your fortune: Average Luck

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say something nice about her
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She's still better looking than that fucking yellow dog

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chicken run on dvd and blu-ray
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