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did not know where to post 2017-09-08 03:12:28 Post No.5778399
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did not know where to post Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:12:28 Post No. 5778399 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me age ten
>Go to target w/ no money
>Be desperate
>Go to electronics isle like a dumb fuck
>Take 5 dollar headphones
>Feel like the most invincible boss
>Go again next day
>Try to rip off 200 dollar skullcandy headphones off demo display
>Alarm Alarm Alarm
>Security fucking STORMS in
>Be faceless
>Get the biggest ass whooping when getting home

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:29:02 Post No.5778429
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>>5778399
you should not steal electronics they all have alarms stealing food is ok they dont alarm i used 2 steal pringlels i know it, hide them in ur pants ok?

Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:29:29 Post No.5778431
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>>5778399
nice dubs but who said these things?

Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:39:39 Post No.5778455
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>>5778399
doubles OwO

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2017-09-08 03:11:04 Post No.5778395
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Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:11:04 Post No. 5778395 [Report] [View this topic]

heck

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-08 03:12:42 Post No.5778401
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>>5778395
yes

Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:44:25 Post No.5778476
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>>5778395
bune no!

Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:05:44 Post No.5778545
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>>5778476
B U N E

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2017-09-08 03:07:29 Post No.5778382
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Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:07:29 Post No. 5778382 [Report] [View this topic]

zrg

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QWERTY 2017-09-08 04:09:28 Post No.5778559
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first

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why i kned dat

QWERTY 2017-09-08 04:24:34 Post No.5778608
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>>5778566
doublel

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2017-09-08 03:06:57 Post No.5778379
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Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:06:57 Post No. 5778379 [Report] [View this topic]

this is shrektacular

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:20:23 Post No.5778412
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true cowe?

Anonymous
2017-09-08 03:03:11 Post No.5778361
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Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:03:11 Post No. 5778361 [Report] [View this topic]

>so what's your trade?
>I take L's

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:03:53 Post No.5778366
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FTxKFsWz60

watch the trailer to get it

le squadila man
squadila 2017-09-08 02:58:41 Post No.5778348
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squadila le squadila man 2017-09-08 02:58:41 Post No. 5778348 [Report] [View this topic]

squadila

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:03:29 Post No.5778362
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>>5778348
what makes me a good demoanm

Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:03:35 Post No.5778364
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Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:03:35 Post No.5778364 [Report]

o boy

Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:38:53 Post No.5778659
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>>5778348
terrorists win

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:55:48 Post No. 5778342 [Report] [View this topic]

Well?

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>>5778342
salade

Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:57:14 Post No.5778346
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>>5778342
so vegan poster is buying advertisements now huh

Kappa 2017-09-08 12:13:12 Post No.5779190
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>>5778342
le babby is le salade

Anonymous
Story time 2017-09-08 02:48:12 Post No.5778321
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Story time Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:48:12 Post No. 5778321 [Report] [View this topic]

>be 20
>8/10 at cafe
>talk to her
>she likes cats
>trying to impress her
Yeah me too
>never owned a cat
>never saw a cat
>she smiles and takes me to her place
>I reach for the light switch
>girl slaps hand
No don't do that
>walks into bedroom
>hear squeaking noises
>looks up
>she didn't say cats
>she meant bats
>screams
>runs out of bedroom
>flicks on light switch
>bat gets electrocuted
>girl gets angry
>punches me
>next day outside of chiles
>employees taking pictures of me
>while I'm nude
>runs
I have never sprinted faster than that moment.

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:51:46 Post No.5778331
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>>5778321
hm yes but who are you quote?

Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:42:07 Post No.5778468
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>>5778321
Hey, buddy, I think you've got the wrong board, >>>/r9k/ is one click down.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:43:10 Post No.5778471
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>>5778468

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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2017-09-08 02:40:57 Post No.5778305
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Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:40:57 Post No. 5778305 [Report] [View this topic]

breter

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QWERTY 2017-09-08 03:31:43 Post No.5778439
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first

Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:38:37 Post No.5778452
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>>5778439
seconde

Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:40:13 Post No.5778458
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>>5778452
thirde

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:06:42 Post No. 5778204 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello im bonsaï buddy your virtual assistant

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:07:29 Post No.5778208
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>>5778204
how do install?

Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:08:03 Post No.5778211
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Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:08:03 Post No.5778211 [Report]

Kill yourself. Nobody cares. You're a faggot. KILL YOURSELF!

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>>5778211
rude dubs. think about how it wud feel if u were bonsai buddy and some1 told u 2 kill yourslelf

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2017-09-08 01:39:27 Post No.5778141
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Anonymous 2017-09-08 01:39:27 Post No. 5778141 [Report] [View this topic]

A lot of days I have bad dreams but then I wake up and realize it wasn't real. I don't take a lot of chances or do many outgoing things in real life so it's always sort of a nice relief when I realize that the bad thing that happened or that I did usually didn't actually happen. I wonder if that's how Kira feels when Bites the Dust works. He must feel really happy and relieved, especially if it's right after something really really bad happened. I think I'd really like a power like that in real life that lets me go back in time if I messed up or if something bad happened.

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I want a stand that makes me not miserable

Anonymous 2017-09-08 01:45:06 Post No.5778158
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>>5778153
If I had a stand I'd be a lot happier! Even if it wasn't even an ability with a lot of uses, it would probably still be really fun to have one.

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2017-09-08 01:23:58 Post No.5778091
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Anonymous 2017-09-08 01:23:58 Post No. 5778091 [Report] [View this topic]

When are you gonna change you're name???!

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 01:27:26 Post No.5778101
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never cuz my name is eric and I love my it

oh you're talking about your faggot irc friends? nigga nobody cares lmao keep making faux drama to make urself be noticed u fucking NOTHING

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