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>>5563393
same
Slandwish
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>>5563226
honk :^)
dank
Tried
>>5563231
Shouldn't you be in /lgbt/?
>>5563199
Danke doktor
Where is the Doremi thread for today's episode
>>5563192
Idk lole
Onpu hot.
how can i get the most realistic snuggle simulation out of pillows and bedsheets?
i want to be able to forget shes not real for a while
lying on my side clutching a pillow in my arms feels kinda nice but its not very convincing
advice? ideas?
>>5563188 (hh)
weighted blankets but then youre the waifu
I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for four hours
The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was ****ing annoying as ****, she sounded like sarah palin.
The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so ****ing soft...it was ****ing amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.
At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the **** out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.
Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.
You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.
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you shall not pass
This path blocking?
oh sorry i'll try tomorrow
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Hello Dream
>>5563178
>Rello
>Rello, Dream
>>5563184
loelo breed
>>5563178
Hi, Lucifer.
Give me back my stuff.
Also, punish my qt gf more, she deserves it.
Dream
P.S. You should probs cut off your wings, dam
potato thread.
>>5563173
Botater
Butte
sniffe
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>>5563167
lol
>>5563167
nicken chugger
sharks can sniffe butte from miles away
It is time for a Spiderman thread my friends. We have waited too long
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