Foxe got phat :00000
lole well meme'd my friend
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Anon, I'm pregnant with your children!
flowre
penny for your thoughts
>>5563501
This is what's on my mind.
the legend says this man will never get stickied
>>5563496
he's about to do it!
>>5563496
Ouch
If swaglord doesn't sticky this thread then he's a big dumb head!
hambubger
hambubger
hambubger
swaglords favorite meme
(lol geddit? its supposed to be pop corn but its miswritten COC PORN LOLE!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDD and swaglorde likes corn)
COC
>>5563492
zrg
>>5563487
spikeman
>>5563488
zrg will shock you
CAN I PLX GET REPLIES
this is the biggest bopper I have
>>5563484
das a bury nice bopper
league of legends
>>5563476
Is not a very good game tbqh
good girls tho
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
BKO, BKO, BKO, BKO
Are you ready?
We are the Martians, the Butt Ugly Martians
We are the Martians, the Butt Ugly Martians
We don't really want a war
I just want a hoverboard
We don't want to conquer Earth
I just want to fill my GIRTH
We are the Martians, the Butt Ugly Martians
We are the Martians, the Butt Ugly Martians
If you try to go too far
You will see how tough we are
If you try in anyway
Then you're gonna hear me say
BKO, BBKO, BKO, BBKO
We are the Martians, the Butt Ugly Martians
We are the Martians, the Butt Ugly Martians
>>5563470
hdgsyjfgsdygfhsdf
jetfighters are cool
You have been visited by Mr. Milkman!
Mr. Milkman will give you strong bones and prevent rheumatism, but only if you comment: "God speed, Mr. Milkman!"
>>5563458
impostor?
Check 'em
it was the end of a normal highschool day
i was walking home from school with my friends when the truck boys pulled up beside us
one of them threw their empty beer bottle at my head and it nearly knocked me unconscious
they were taunting us
two of them jumped off the tray of the truck and were punching and kicking my friends
i was crying because the beer bottle had given me a sore head
i couldn't fight back and my friends didn't fight back
we knew better than to fight back
they were truck boys
there was nothing we could do
It was a Thursday afternoon when some truck boys cruised through my neighborhood. They were all drunk and sexually frustrated so they decided to rape my dog, who was in the front yard. They were unable to get hard enough to penetrate him since the obesity had really taken its toll on their organs. One of them had a tub of peanut butter in the truck that he liked to eat out of with his hand but there was enough left for all of them to rub some on their dicks and stand in a circle around my dog while he licked them clean. This made them all hornier and more frustrated than they had been in a while, but they were still unable to achieve any erections, so one of them angrily smashed a bottle of Icehouse on my dogs head and then they all took turns smashing the dog with glass bottles. After that they decided they needed some food to get their sugars back up after all the exertion but they were all out of peanut butter, and that was the last of their food, so they decided they needed to improvise. One of them took a glass shard and stabbed my dog in the neck with it and after he bleed out they cut him into pieces so they could fit him on the grill they had in the bed of the truck. When they finally realized that the grill was out of propane they threw the pieces of my dog into the woods and drove to mcdonalds. When they were picked up by the police they were deep in food comas at the mcdonalds with their eyes rolled into the back of their skulls and food wrappers scattered all over the place and drool dripping onto the tables.
i was at a regular high school party
i didn't realise there were truck boys attending
they got to my gf before a friend was able to warn me
when i found her she was with a truck boy and they were making out
he had his hand up her shirt and under her bra
she said 'that's him' to the truck boys around her and they all began to laugh
i ran out of the house before i got my ass kicked
i cried all the way home
truck boys make me so mad
truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl
i h8 justin bieber XD