video game simulator haha
>Be me
>lying on the bed
>door open
Is my little sister
>anon I'm scared can I sleep with you
>say yes
>fall asleep
>one hour later
>I feel my crotch strange
>Wake up
>What.jpg
My little sister literally fall asleep with her hand on my bulge.
I feel bad anons
>>5634826
bye pedo lol
>>5634829
I'm not a pedo, i'm feeling bad for this anon
this me pls rate
men
>>5634817
*roundabout starts playing*
>>5634817
Die
Rate-0
The Emoji Movie is an upcoming 2017 computer-animated film featuring anthropomorphic, talking Emoji characters. The movie, set for released on August 4th, is directed by Tony Leondis, animated by Sony Pictures Animation and starring T. J. Miller as Gene, Ilana Glazer as Jailbreak and Patrick Stewart as Poop.
>>5634811
Poop? What a strange name
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>5634799
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hello
>>5634798
Hello, sir, but how can u talk with waffle on mouth tho
>>5634798
hi? do i know you?
>>5634807
no do i know you?
777
>>5634775
775
>>5634775
wrong looser.
>>5634779
779
semonkey face
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
does anyone even care anymore? I haven't posted in a long long time. Oh well, here goes.
autism steamroller
SIGn me uP
say hi to my new gf
>>5634767
Tell her to cover herself, sir
this cake LooKs gOod
As with any other bodily attribute, the length and girth of the penis can be highly variable between mammals of different species. In many mammals, the size of a flaccid penis is smaller than its erect size. In the realm of absolute size, the smallest vertebrate penis belongs to the common shrew (5 mm or 0.2 inches).[citation needed]
A bone called the baculum or os penis is present in most mammals but absent in humans, cattle and horses.
In mammals the penis is divided into three parts:
Roots (crura): these begin at the caudal border of the pelvic ischial arch.
Body: the part of the penis extending from the roots.
Glans: the free end of the penis.
The internal structures of the penis consist mainly of cavernous, erectile tissue, which is a collection of blood sinusoids separated by sheets of connective tissue (trabeculae). Some mammals have a lot of erectile tissue relative to connective tissue, for example horses. Because of this a horse's penis can enlarge more than a bull's penis. The urethra is on the ventral side of the body of the penis. As a general rule, a mammal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species – even between closely related ones. For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.
>>5634760
So?
just saw myself yesterday
>>5634966
> MYSELF
DO
YOU
UNDERSTAND
OP
?
¿My sister won't stop eating my ass?? What does she mean?????
>>5634754
Is it plastic, your donkey, I mean the erzats reproduction? She might be into Mercer
xD
>>5634740
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#daily reminder keep /pol/ in /pol/ is a global rule
Shits off hook on here!
Me over left anon on right.
fuggin taco kid
pretending to be the victim as usual
>>5634737
My sister won't stop coming in my room and doing this what she mean??
>>5634719
HoH-SIS!
>>5634719
If you want to touch her, just get in a stupid fight with her and get Physical, come on get Physical!!!
Let me see your body work!
>>5634719
she wants the fucc