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video game simulator haha

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>Be me
>lying on the bed
>door open
Is my little sister
>anon I'm scared can I sleep with you
>say yes
>fall asleep
>one hour later
>I feel my crotch strange
>Wake up
>What.jpg
My little sister literally fall asleep with her hand on my bulge.
I feel bad anons

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this me pls rate

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The Emoji Movie is an upcoming 2017 computer-animated film featuring anthropomorphic, talking Emoji characters. The movie, set for released on August 4th, is directed by Tony Leondis, animated by Sony Pictures Animation and starring T. J. Miller as Gene, Ilana Glazer as Jailbreak and Patrick Stewart as Poop.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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hello

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777

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semonkey face

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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does anyone even care anymore? I haven't posted in a long long time. Oh well, here goes.

autism steamroller

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say hi to my new gf

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As with any other bodily attribute, the length and girth of the penis can be highly variable between mammals of different species. In many mammals, the size of a flaccid penis is smaller than its erect size. In the realm of absolute size, the smallest vertebrate penis belongs to the common shrew (5 mm or 0.2 inches).[citation needed]

A bone called the baculum or os penis is present in most mammals but absent in humans, cattle and horses.

In mammals the penis is divided into three parts:

Roots (crura): these begin at the caudal border of the pelvic ischial arch.
Body: the part of the penis extending from the roots.
Glans: the free end of the penis.
The internal structures of the penis consist mainly of cavernous, erectile tissue, which is a collection of blood sinusoids separated by sheets of connective tissue (trabeculae). Some mammals have a lot of erectile tissue relative to connective tissue, for example horses. Because of this a horse's penis can enlarge more than a bull's penis. The urethra is on the ventral side of the body of the penis. As a general rule, a mammal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species – even between closely related ones. For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.

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¿My sister won't stop eating my ass?? What does she mean?????

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Shits off hook on here!
Me over left anon on right.

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My sister won't stop coming in my room and doing this what she mean??