/britfeel/

I just played a game of Yu-Gi-Oh against myself. I think I'm finally losing it lads.

>>38217999
did ya win lad

>>38217983
That's pretty funny about the farts
Only ever owned one pet. That's why I'm apprehensive about having a pet bird, I know they need a lot of attention and my last pet was a cat

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So heres the brew lads. 5 litres of cabernet sauvignon from an extract kit from wilkos. This has been fermenting for about a week now and as you can see from the airlock, fermentation has been pretty vigorous. Because this is the first part there hasnt been much going on, but next weeks update should be a bit more thrilling.

Any ideas for a name for my generic red wine?

>>38218020
I thought we agreed you should fuck off.

Call it Period Pain

can't get my bloody glasses clean the cloth doesn't do a thing

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Will i ever make it lads ?

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Who /drankan/ here?
Just enjoying a nice cold can of Strongbow meself.

>>38218011
I won because I got good cards. Both of us played every move perfectly.

I lost because I got bad cards. There was nothing I could have done to win.

>>38218033
Nobody agreed anything.
And im not handing my mother a wine called Period Pain

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Canuckfag reporting int; will inevitably be consuming something brewed in BC.

>>38218052
I used to really like the dark fruit ones. I think my palette changed because they used to taste like alcoholic capri suns to me and now they taste like sewer water.

>>38218079
>And im not handing my mother a wine called Period Pain

How about Heavy Flow?

>>38218103
Same here, I still like them but they are very sweet. Might as well drink Vimto or something

>>38218020

If you're giving it to your mother, call it 'Another Disappointment'.

>waited 20 minutes and paid 6 bongs 50 for an extremely mediocre kebab
Fucking normies clogging up the kebab shop on the weekend.

>>38218106
Now were talking. Talking originally

>>38218159
Isn't 'night out' food shit in general? I used to just order food when I got home after being dragged out by my normie friends.

who do you think the cutest britfeel poster in real life is?

>>38218052
Get fucked up senpai.

>>38218178
Depends of whether youre in a wetherspoons or a hungry horse lad

>>38218194
Probably an anon instead of any of the characters. It's statistically extremely unlikely that we're all fuck ugly.

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Lads, I'll be frank. I can't stop thinking about Kanna. There I said it

I just want her to be my daughter ffs

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>>38218194
An anon poster/lurker who doesn't feel the need to talk about how fem/trap they are through anime girls.

>started dribbling in my sleep
one more reason to end it

Bit sick of all the 'diversity' on you see around, know what I mean?

>>38218244
Thicc daughteru, perfect for patting.

>>38218273
Flip the pillow over lad

>>38218271
I know they're cute though

>>38218303
What is Tilde's face like, Ebin?

>>38218194
My vote is for Ebin

>>38218244
I'd like someone like that in my life too. Someone cute to protecc.

>>38217970
this is a good containment thread for the brit normalfags

now we just need another one for hamburger pride fucks, keep this board not full of disgusting inane filth

>>38218194
Even though I know Ebin's a mess I can't help but feel I'd like him irl.

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>>38218293
Not even in a sexual way but her plump physique is literally perfect for pat pats and cuddling. I just imagine prodding at her baby fat is soothing as fuck
>>38218354
Exactly man, sometimes I think about what it would be like to help her grow up strong and healthy

>>38218194
Madoanon is a cute tomboy

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who listen to /grime/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4

>>38218348
I said before I think he'd have more orbiters if people saw him

Anybody got Radio 2 on at the moment? Lovely to listen to with a beer

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>tfw trap body proportions but shit face and loads of bodyhair
Get me out of this nightmare

>>38218462
That tells me nothing lad. What's his hair like, nice lips?

what's a good job?
I hate my shitty retail job and I want something better

what do you do for a living lads?

i bet i would have a lot of orbiters if i posted my face. thankfully i am not gay.

>>38218495
civil servant

Join a union and you are impossible to fire, plus a decent pension

>>38218480
Shave your ape-like body you filthy, ugly gnoll

>>38218480
Fixable with surgery.

>tfw long hair, very little body hair and linebacker's shoulders

My face is also shit but as I said, fixable to an extent.

>>38218495
>what do you do for a living lads?

currently failing uni. probably gonna have to get a retial job myself soon. im doing a meme degree anyway.

fuck all options really if you dont have a degree or experience. i was looking up jobs before

>>38218530
Tutoring Muslim children so that they can have an edge over white children.

>>38218495
NEET till death. Too fucked up to work but not fucked up enough to get ESA. Dealing with JC is getting nightmarish.

>>38218020
nice. i'm going to be getting elderflower wine on the go soon, need to wait till payday though then buy the stuff.
how long till you can drink it,the stuff i do normally takes 3 months

>>38218194
BritNormie was definitely very good looking in his photo.

>>38218604
How can you be making elderflower, they're not in season yet?

>>38218604
This kit takes 21 days apparently. I dont trust it though and im giving it another month to clear it. Im going back to my strawberry and blackcurrant wine next month anyway. Im in the same situation with the pay

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anyone here use dating apps
whats the best one
how do you go about it?
I'm so fucking lonely

>>38218635
Might be an extract lad

>>38218554
im not sure what you mean lad

>>38218673
I use tinder. Literally just pulled as well. Use your super likes on the fatties if youre desperate

>>38218483
He has a very cute face and hair, I didn't see his lips. You lads bullied his legs and hands though

>>38218495
what do you do for a living lads?

I don't haha

>>38218673
Tinder is easy to get laid as long as you can get a photo where you don't look like a weirdo and you can make them laugh in messages.

>>38218676
Oh right... I dunno about them, I only know about my mother doing emergency stops driving around places when she saw a damson or elderberry tree when we were out and about when I was a kid.

>>38218704
Rape jokes. Got it.

>>38218673
Tinder if you're attractive

Otherwise just kill yourself

>>38218702
so you saw his eyes and hair?

>>38218635
well i'll have to buy some dried online. and the season for flowers has just passed/ is just ending, i forgot to go picking this year, might walk up to some bushes by mine and see if there's some but not expecting much elderberries will be out soon but i'm not a fan of red wine.

Keep misclicking stuff, closed like 5 tabs I didn't want to and then misclicked and closed the browser while trying to get to the history

>>38218726
You don't need to be attractive for Tinder. You just can't be a weirdo.

Depends where you live though. Outside of a city or at least very large town it's useless.

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>normies posting about getting laid on tinder whilst at home on a Friday night
my safe space is fucking ruined

>>38218729
Here over Hereford way they're only just out, should you be passing.

>>38218495
I'm a geophysicist, like on time team

It's kinda cool I guess, get to use cool equipment and wear a hard hat, long hours though and it get's pretty stressful at times

>>38218710
Pretty easy to get into. Nip into your local wilkos lad. Can pick up a kit that has everything you need to make 6 bottles of wine for 20 quid

>>38218689
Whites don't use tutors unless their kids are homeschooled or retarded. Non-whites use them to get ahead. This is fact. Whites have faith in public education and that is a huge mistake.

>>38218702
>You lads bullied his legs and hands though
Only on the day he posted them, calling legs blatantly owned by a man well past puberty 'normal' isn't bullying. There's one autist who keeps bringing it up and trying to annoy Tilde though.

she called me her boyfriend lads. how long until i fuck this up.

>>38218704
>and you can make them laugh in messages.

but this is what makes it hard. making girls life on tinder is alien to me. i get a fair few matches but pretty much all of them ignore me

>>38218807
im saying a month pal x

>>38218758
it's highly unlikely i'll be passing lad, bit of a trek down from yorkshire. but thanks for the heads up.

>>38218826
That is definitely the hard part. But if you aren't good looking enough to get laid easily then you should really have spent your whole life getting better at being funny.

>>38218851
Which bit of yorkshire you from lad?

>>38218764
I would, because I really like making stuff and I like getting shitfaced even more, but unironically I can't drink alcohol whatsoever. I have problems with my oesaphagus courtesy of the getting shitfaced previously and it only takes a couple of drops to trigger spontaneous vomiting now but good luck with your wine lad, hope it works and doesn't spatter all over your ceiling (my mother's used to do this every year).

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>>38218796
Just a bit of banter, no harm intended by it.

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>you'll never be a homosexual in the 1980s who eventually dies during the aids pandemic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ha5HrQryLk

>>38218727
yes, but I don't know how comfortable he is with me talking about it on here given previous events so I shan't. I'd say its worth orbiting him though, he is very cute

>>38218911
i don't understand how you can gauge how cute someone is just from their eyes and hair

>tfw been 4 months since gf left me
>still feel shit

i wanna die desu senpai

>>38218923
Prision gay
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Anon with erection troubles here. No problem with hardness tonight, but I went back to how I used to be where I get a rock hard cock that it's practically impossible to make cum. I have no concept of what it's like to just be a normie lad who has no trouble getting it up and spunks up any grill he meets on a night out

>>38218851
>>38218882
Yorkshire reporting - Leeds lad recently moved up to jockland

>>38218860
girl normally consider me good looking but they still ignore me on tinder most of the time. i can be funny when i am in the mood but most of the time i am not when talking to a random women on tinder.

>>38218774
so you're saying i should become a tutor? i think i am too stupid for that. im shit at academics.

>>38218898
Cheers lad. Sorry about the problems

>>38218882
west yorkshire lad,

>>38218923
I think you can get a good idea, you can see the general shape of their face. He has very cute/nice eyes though so you can sort of judge it on that.

>>38218938
Well I might be prison gay so my "standards" of what I find attractive should be strict

i'm a virgin but i masturbate with girls on skype all the time. am i only half virgin?

>>38219027
South Yorkshire here mate

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real babestation hours

lori

>>38219049
Youre virgin until you poke the stinky hole with your meat probe lad

>>38219049
>but i masturbate with girls on skype all the time

how? where do you find these girls and how do you manage to get them to masturbate with you but you cant manage to get a girl to fuck you in real life.

>>38218194

I bet it's Sakulad and I think he also has soft and well-conditioned hair

>>38219084
Fuck me, she must've been on Babestation for like 6 years now

Dammit I was gonna create the new thread and call it '/ebinfeel/ - Let's drop the pretence edition' but I had to go

>>38219084
ew
don't post ugly slags please

The heat is fucking killing me lads. I wish I lived alone so I could be naked.

>>38219096
because i've never tried in real life and believe it or not i met all these girls on 4chan

>>38219132
>he wants his sweat to seep into the leather of his desk chair
that would make you a smelly boi forever

>>38218523
>surgery
>implying I have any money
>>38218521
Effort for no reward desu

>>38219084
Holy fuck, I remember wanking off to her as a kid in the livingroom when family had all gone to bed. She was the only one that would get fully nude, and I was so desperate for her to slip up and accidentally show off her minge to the camera. Only found out what a vagina actually looked like when I got internet a couple years later

>>38219132
had to open a window cause my room was warm, still couldn't be arsed taking my fleece off

>>38219133
>4chan
>girls

what type of girls are they then lad?

>>38219100
she worked for elite tv in 2010, went to babestation the next year

https://www.t-51.com/lori-buckby-2017-06-26/

>>38219148
Fabric chair boi.

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Steel City reporting in, boys

>>38219133
tell me your method laddy. you could probably still get a shag, just chat up birds on dating sites and then meet up with them for the act

>>38219152
keith flint's owner seems quite nice

i'd have a pint with her, or an appletini whatever roast beefs drink

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>>38218194
I can assure you all it's me

>>38218495
I'm a NEET, but before that I was a night shift warehouse worker and before that I was a general office monkey.

Both very poorly paid jobs though.

Getting proper fat now. My thighs are starting to 'pool' on my chair.

Disgustang.

>>38219172
i just add girls that post there discord here and just ask them questions about themselves and compliment them. they soon ask me to skype and it normally gets sexual

>>38219182
I agree, but she vomits uncontrollably so you'd have to be careful

>>38219152
young, low self esteem, a bit mental. just my type

>>38219182
Now it starts. The fucking orbiting. Piss off will you, you sad beta? I'd never have a pint with a saddo who tries to chat up girls online.

>>38219151
>>38219158
lori obviously hates wearing clothes, she's naked on babestation right now

>>38219233
tilde it's really mean to impersonate people who get better attention than you

>tfw can't stop listening to lil peep after an anon posted it earlier
It goes well with drinking alone though

blimey lads, just spent 11 hours playing shadow of mordor without realising it

>>38217989
Women are just hypocrites. How can they dress like sluts then act disgusted when men look at them? It boggles the mind.

Oh wait, they only want Chad to look at them. They're disgusted when any other man does it.

drunk
lads

>>38219158
I used to wank to one called Donna all the time, easier times when a young lad with no internet options.

>>38219233
Now you know why I don't reveal my gender.

I'm far more comfortable just pretending to be a man on 4Chan. Maybe it's because I work in a male industry (van driver) or because I used to volunteer with a right wing political party that was mostly men, but I prefer to keep my gender under wraps and I don't want to link it to my well known posting gimmick here.

>>38219298
It's because you're enjoying their assets with them getting anything for it.

>>38219335
And by 'with' I mean 'without'.

>>38219329
korma?

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>>38219298
>mfw someone bothers to reply to my post in another thread after like 200 other posts
Wub u m8

It's not like I was trying to get her attention or anything. Hell I wasn't even trying to peek. I just kept looking because it was just there.

>>38219279
addictive isnt it lad. i have just put it back on now. i like to fantasize about fighting and doing gangster shit while listening to it

iced out teeth with the iced out whip

>tfw getting a gun in the UK is a faff and the government has denied you an easy death

>>38219359
I would've thought paki-slags would like getting eyefucked by non-pakis desu

all this babestation talk has me wanting a nostalgia wank. that jada used to get me going.
glad there are vids on pornhub desu lads. gonna finnish this spliff then have a tug before bed.

>>38219398
Buy duct tape, a bottle of your favourite booze and a couple of disposable barbecues

Comfy suicide is within your reach

>>38219450
>Buy duct tape, a bottle of your favourite booze and a couple of disposable barbecues

can't quite connect the dots here lad

>>38219435

https://www.t-51.com/

site for babeshow videos

>>38219462
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

Unlike the escape bag, you don't choke.

You just fall asleep and never wake up

>>38219462
not him, but i'd say, tape around the door and windows, light barbecues then start drinking

>>38219315
donna duke?

used to wank to karina currie all the time back in the day

>>38219490
Might as well make a couple of burgers while you're at it.

Fuck it, if you're going to kill yourself, binge yourself into morbid obesity first.

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I helped make the Sixties swing, and I'm very proud of that.

Cilla Black

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>>38219329
>>38219233
Fucking too fight girls. Isnt really any decent fellas around here anyway they all freaks living in their parents basement lol. Proper fellas approach women. i aint wasting my time on a manchild who cant even afford to take me out.

>>38219514
Nice burger, good beer and the eternal peace of the grave

what's not to love

>>38219490
interesting lad, thanks

>>38219450
Cheers anon, I'd still rather blow myself away with a shotgun though, that way there's no pussying out.

>>38219546
I will fucking resurrect you and bully if you commit suicide lad. you have been warned.

>>38219538
I don't know why that girl's belly fat is so hot.

>>38219546
At least outlive Pakipoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvetotNZhkw

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>>38219593
Oi, you cunt. i will get my fella on to you

Ebin, are you gonna let this little fucker talk to me like this? sort him out love

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>had another breakdown today
This is the fourth one since Tuesday. It's not fair lads.

>>38219653
Breakdown implies it can be fixed

i wouldn't acept a car that broke down four times in one week. I'd scrap the fucker.

Have you considered that?

>>38219653
What exactly does a breakdown consist of?

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>>38219591
I never said I was gonna lad, I just didn't think about disposable barbeques working but I guess it makes sense.

as far as I know its very hard to use a car now with modern catalytic converters

>>38219644
you had a good night babe? x

>>38219673
Feeling like shit and saying edgy things

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>>38219644
damn, google is cold

>tfw you're jealous of a 25 year old flying squirrel called Katrina flirting with somebody pretending to be a girl on a French garlic charming forum

>tfw started working on the game project I've been brainstorming for a while
Not sure how long the motivation to do it will last though, I tend to get really pumped for a week and then everything goes to shit for a month again.

>>38219702
>those asian girls
>ugly girl selfie

the girl sarah uses isn't ugly either

>>38219730
FOWK (fuck off white knight)

>>38219738
Tilde is the only one for me lad, I'm just speaking objectively

>>38219702
>half of them aren't even ugly
I bet they're all attention whores who constantly post photos with the same old captions "ugh i'm so fat and ugly :'(" so the same old white knights and orbiters can give them the same old validation

>>38219755
you were freaking out about people using britfeel as a dating service like two nights ago

>>38219676
>you had a good night babe? x

yeah lovely. yours? x

>>38219780
>only one kiss
I hate to break it to you Erin, but somebody in this thread is cucking you

>>38219795
How many kisses should I be aiming for lad?

>>38219773
Shush, you can't point out his hypocrisies or he'll cakk you a smug redditor

>>38219773
I still do, i'm not a normie

>>38219780
didn't do owt love xx, Ate too much sugary products and felt sick all night x

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>Just wrote a long rambly email to a girl I know telling her how depressed I am
>How she's the only person I'm not too scared to tell, How I can't cope much longer
>Pretty pathetic stuff but It's true
>Hover over the send button for a few moments
>Don't send it, delete draft, close tab

Fuck me lads, that was close
Could have been a real disaster

>>38219834
so its ok when you do it?

>flip out when it doesnt work out for you
>still continue to use it as a dating service anyway

>>38219843
tell us anon, maybe we can chat shit about it here

>>38219843
Good recovery lad.

Never send those. Never ever ever never.

>>38219843
Awww, unless you want to bang her girls can be good to vent to. Obviously the roastie will never consider you an eligible mate ever again, but she will probably be sympathetic

>>38219834
>didn't do owt love

probably too tired from that fun we had earlier babe ;) xxxx

>>38219861
I never used it as a dating service though, there has been posters here with an obvious hidden agenda

>>38219884
xx

>>38219910
name them lad dont be a pussy

>>38219910
You mean like you? If you've seen Tilde's face, that seems like a pretty hidden agenda.

>>38219910
>he escalated to two kisses
thirsty boi

>>38219910
True lad, gaysluts desperate for any cock.

remember, don't be smug unless you're ebin then that's okay

also don't use britfeel to flirt with people, at least unless you're ebin then that's alright

absolutely DO NOT talk about how you've started improving your life, unless you're ebin then that's good

>>38219873
Thanks, the sense of releif was immense, am now celebrating with Port
>>38219870
Don't really feel like typing it out again, I'm just a sad man, don't know why, my life is fine, I have a job and money and stuff I just can't seem to shake the blues and soemtimes it really gets to me
>>38219878
I don't want to bang her, she's a good friend I think she would have understood but found it pretty weird

>>38219910
I have seen the messages you have been sending to my wife on here. do you think you can take her away from me after i have spent years making her the women she is. you are just a kid. how can you provide for her on benefits? think again. you're digging your self a deep hole. hope you're fucking happy with her. i am done and you're lucky i dont pay you a little visit. you have took my family away from me why should i care.

>>38219996
fuck me, ebin's got it made here, hasn't he

the poo-picking smug cunt

>>38220047
>ebin's a poo picker

crying lad

please say you're the same lad that said he liked it up the shitslide
cause that nearly killed me

you're a poet

>>38219933
just look at waifuposters from 2016 onward, most piss off when they've achieved their goal

>>38219934
I didn't set out by doing any of the stuff they do also I don't think I've flirted with tilde for real, I have no idea how to engage that. The people who actually date are ones who could just use any dating site possible to them. Tilde maybe one of the only ones I've spoken to off her who actually has robot characteristics and no smugness

>>38219996
this is wrong

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>>38219996
I told you. I told you but you wouldn't listen. Who's laughing now?

>>38220083
he's probably just too scared to talk about anything nice going on in his life because you chimp out

we already know you're a shit flinger

you might actually be an ape

>>38220087
>Tfw Ebin achieves CHIM

>>38220083
Did it cross your mind that people met here because they shared a common ground?
Did it cross your mind that maybe they had robot characteristics and no smugness?

Since we're almost in real nigger hours, can we have a vote on whether to keep ebin? Pls straw poll anon

>>38220013
>I just can't seem to shake the blues and soemtimes it really gets to me
Probably because a man needs a real purpose and most of us haven't found one to work towards

>>38220083
Some leftover waifufags who didn't snag a bf are getting on you lad, stand your ground.

>>38220128
no of course not
hes just a jealous little scrote

>The people who actually date are ones who could just use any dating site possible to them.

what kind of retarded statement is that

>>38220083
keep ignoring me you little shit. i have seen the picture of you with me wife. this isnt over

>>38220129
Obviously. If he wasn't around I'd need to samefag like fuck during the early morning when all the normie posters sleep.

>>38217970

Crocs make my feet sweat. How come people say they are so comfy? Sweaty feet is not comfy.

>>38220156
fuck off joey. stop making a scene. you already told me that it was over before you went off to your mums. ebin did nothing wrong. you're always like this. why do you think i left.

>>38220175
Why the fuck are you wearing crocs?

Currently uploading to youtube the vids of me searching for foxes last night

>>38220175
are you madotsuki

>>38220128
>>38220149
>shared a common ground
that's certainly true
>robot characteristics
not that I could see, majority felt completely alien to me and unrelatable, certainly not "robots". They could fit in nearly anywhere perfectly fine

>>38220156
What can you do? nonce

>>38220194
Can't wait ceiran, did you put some steve irwin esque commentary on

did you stick your finger up a foxxes bum like ebin does

>>38220191
got some instead of slippers

>spent an hour drawing a fox for that anon that requested it last night
>accidentally clicked a bookmark
>all my progress gone
Won't miss that when I stop drawing daily ;_;

>>38220223
i love how you're this smug cunt who thinks he can get a read on people instantly like sherlock fucking holmes

>>38220223
You're so far detached from reality, I don't even think you could relate to yourself

>>38220226
I did do commentary, yes. Sadly I was unable to locate the fox's bum to perform said act, but had I been able to locate the fox I would have been thinking of Ebin as a homage to him whilst I did it. I think the fox would have appreciated that

>>38220129
http://www.strawpoll.me/13381261

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Time for a vote lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13381266

http://www.strawpoll.me/13381266

http://www.strawpoll.me/13381266

>>38220223
Tell me Ebin, what is relatable about an anon that works a job and intends on going to university next year. Doesn't sound robotic at all by your definition

>>38220332
don't forget that tilde constantly flirts and uses britfeel as a dating service

what's relatable is tilde is willing to suck up to him and enable his cancerous thoughts and behaviour

>>38220312
>>38220322
>there isn't an organized campaign agaisnt me

>>38220332
Its more of a way of thinking, typing and socializing, I want to achieve the same things so it'd be hypocritical of me to dismiss people who do them.

>tfw ebin is your favorite poster and you love him more and more each day

>>38220415
i believe in the medical community that is known as TRASH syndrome

>>38220410
ignore the waifu fags. they have made a poll at this time because they know your real fans are asleep while all of the waifu fags are now active

>>38220410
surely the fact that two polls were posted around the same time means there is no organisation?

fucking dummie
there's no conspiracy, people just are sick of your shit

>>38220410
>I want to achieve the same things so it'd be hypocritical of me to dismiss people who do them.
Then why do you keep doing it?

>Normie waifufags up late since it's the weekend
No comfy tonight fellas haha, can't wait for the arguing haha

>>38220446
would that make ebins real fans normies?

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hehehehe you will never know the truth /Britfeel/. we now posses ebin.

soon you will witness something quite extraordinary from our friend

>>38220491
at least put your trip on tilde you pussy

>>38220532
forgot your waifu haha

>>38220491
I'm not going to indulge in it any longer

>>38220497
I don't hate all "normies". There is different categories but I haven't thought about it enough to distinguish between them. Its very hard to describe

I'm going to try watch Vertigo

>>38220554
the normies you hate are called plebs laddy

>Ebin starts being a WACKY personality
>threads are just shitflinging now and have been for the past month or so

i love how instead of accepting he behaves cancerously, he just gets on a smug high horse and makes up some conspiracy about battling 'normie waifuposters' to justify his behaviour

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>>38220530
shadow Pepe really is the tzinch of these threads. I wonder what his end game is.

the plebs are a peaceful people

>>38220577
technically I'm a pleb myself just a self-aware one

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Find me a more accurate picture of nu-/britfeel/, I dare you

>>38220694
>just a self-aware one
alright lads, I'm done. It has to be a character.

>>38220694
the scary thing is you have absolutely no self awareness

>>38220175
Have you ever got a tiny little bit of grit inside them and not known about it and walked normally? It hurts like fuck, I have a bruise on the sole of my foot. I never knew I was such a clod hopper.

Ebin is mildly irritating but it's pretty fucking obvious the waifuposters have something against him

>>38220853
Originally, is it?

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>>38218194
Milk Cat 114

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>>38220701
this one is a bit more relatable to me

>>38220876
>criticises them
>suddenly gets an onslaught of negative posts

yeah it is

>>38220853
I've never actually seen any evidence or reasons why they do
ebin just seems to blame them

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>>38220701
edited for nu /britfeel/

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Here's that fox anon wanted. Sorry it's not the actual request, I lots that by being a retard. It also looks more like a Corgi, but I hope you like it anyway.

>>38220953
this is fucking beaut

>>38220922
You know they were about too, did their little waifuposts earlier.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13381458

>>38220981
And the fact that mado wouldn't say whether he supported ebin or the waifuposters strongly suggests there would be consquences for siding with ebin

Fatlads, what's making you fat?

I only drink water and coffee but I can't stop eating fucking sweets and chocolate.

>>38221017
The age of ebin vs the age of forced memes hmmm

>>38221022
Yeah, looking like a right spoon.

>>38221042
Sweets and chocolate here too, got a massive fucking sweet tooth.

Luckily, I don't drink alcohol or eat much bread/pasta/rice/potatoes, otherwise I'd probably as fat as house, but I've capped out at around 80kg.

I like ebin but the tripcode is ruining the thread

>>38221043
i preferred forced memes rather than ebin sperging out every two minutes blaming everyone but himself for being a failure

the few months before forced memes was best time though

just went to go to bed and there was a massive spider hanging down from the ceiling. got some kitchen roll to squash it with, but when i went close it was around head height, had to nope out of that. ended up taking 5 or 6 attempts at splatting it between a pair of trainers.
outside having a calming spliff now before i brave going to bed again

>>38220953
could you do one for lenlad except for nothing bad happens and he just has a nice little bike ride because he's a perfect little angel

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>>38220701
here's my take on the whole thing

>>38221063
My diet consists of bread, rice and sweets and I lost 3kg somehow

>>38221067
they can just filter it though, its easier

>>38221105
>he can't watch a movie without replying to imaginary friends on the internet

>>38221121
I haven't even started it yet, I went to play with my wrestling figures

prepare yourselves britfeel. within the next month I'm going to unleash the dankest meme britfeels ever seen

>>38221134
>he play with his wrestling figures without replying to imaginary friends on the internet

>>38221079
do it yourself saku

>>38221143
Can you unleash it now? I think we need a good meme.

>>38221084
oi ebin mind keith flint

>>38221079
>still orbiting len

>>38221164
>being jelous

Some things you do for money. Some things you do for fun, but the things you do for love will come back to you one by one.

>>38221164
>TRASH wonders why someone would like someone who isn't TRASH

>>38221134
>I went to play with my wrestling figures
Kek. Based Ebin autism.

>>38221160
when its ready lad. good memes take time

>>38221188
like having a good shit

>>38221188
Aww, but I want it now.

>>38221164
Ebin you said you'd chill out, now you've triggered their group.

>>38221134
>went to play with my wrestling figures

cool. i used to always play with wrestling figures. do you watch the wwe? i dont but i used to

>>38221084
Ebin killed Pikeylad and Mr Cuddles

>>38221164
no longer a fan of ebin lads

>ebin shitting up the thread
>pure posters like ceiran are left to suffer

its not fair damnit

>>38221162
I wouldn't touch keith flint

>>38221222
I used to as a kid really long ago, I just fiddle with the figures while imagining other stuff. I can't imagine stuff unless i'm fiddling with some sort of figure, I used to use power ranger figures when I was younger now I use wrestlers. I think about worlds and all sorts of shit while doing it. I can do it for like an hour or two at a time sometimes. I don't really know why i've been doing it daily since I was like maybe 10 or something

>>38221246
wasn't he paranoid of getting doxxed? he should thank me for taking attention away from him

>>38221242
>when a throwaway shitpost coincides with your long term anti ebin plan accidentally
yes...good good.

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>>38221264
whats the plan lad?

/pol/ has da joos
What do we have?

oh, my friends, my beautiful trappings. my heart strings pull for you all, each tug is a reminder of your pains. If only, I would sell the world to guide you all to happiness and then you would know i love you

>>38221264
>Pro=waifufag is anti-ebin
What a tweeest

>>38221313
da waifoos according to ebin

>>38221313
fembots and fagposters

>>38221264
you forgot your image dark pepe

>>38221335
>fembots
>in /brit/
ERPers, lad

no one who has a vagina has ever been inside /brit/ before

>>38221309
sorry dear, spoilers
https://youtu.be/13S58aQw7wA

>>38221359
We're in /britFEEL/ MATE

>>38221392
/britfeel/ is a subsidiary of the /brit/ trademark

>>38220969
>furries

not original

>tfw you really want a daki but your parents would disown you
https://shoukoss.com/home/488-custom-dakimakura-pillow-case.html#/1-material-peach_skin/4-size-160cm_x_50cm
>>38221425
we bow to no Norris hive

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>>38220969
Well done anon, it looks great!

Here are the videos I took last night whilst searching for the fox. Turn volume up + use earphones to hear clearly

Part 1 - I bravely search for foxes in a woods in the early morning of 7th July 2017: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDyEjYvrsE

Part 2 - I reflect on my inability to find the fox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iebxuwa9ydU

Part 3 - Mum tells me off when I come in for valiantly searching for the fox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64LjH_Rm51g

There's about an hour before I'm expecting the fox to turn up again. I won't go out this time, will just watch from my window

>>38221042
fast food, shit like chinese, kfc, kebabs, mcdonalds, pizza etc, they all taste so fucking good

>Your music's shite
>It keeps me up all night
>(Up all night, up all night)

So if you swipe right and the bird swipes right, that means it's a match? I like this game, it's dangerous.

>>38221457
Valiant effort lad, foxes are sneaky little beggars so they're not easy to catch. Maybe next time.


>you were running so fast
Mummy thought you were sonic!

She is right though, be careful running around with a torch at night!

>>38221457
take pictures from your window lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqeSNuFt4Kw

>>38221457
cool videos lad. keep up the good work. where abouts are you from? fox hunting seems fun

I can't stand you fucking normies.

>>38221666
>fox hunting
>666
devil confirmed

>Just remembered hamster dance
>mfw it's 2009 again

>>38221687
forgot your trip, ebin

put too much water in my noodles lads

soggy noodles aren't fun

>>38221687
We're literally watching an autist chase foxes and half 3 in the morning and getting told off by his mum.

>>38221700
Wut.

>>38221704
>tfw can't even afford noodles anymore and just eating grass for lunch

ceiren is now my favorite poster

>>38221712
when someone posts something like that about normies someone usually posts something about it being "ebin"

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>>38221621
I took one the first time I saw one on the morning of the 5th July but the quality wasn't very good

>>38221721
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH EBIN
CEIRAN IS NOW MY FAVOURITE POSTER

seriously he does fox hunts, prank calls, buys kebabs, wins awards, is a smelly boy and hugs plush toys.

best poster

a meme to end all memes

>>38221740
you could post it on /x/ and make up a story about a demented possessed rabbit that walks on two legs in your garden

>>38221751
Which plush toys? I'm not him and I posted about doing that

>>38221751
I WANT TO MEET UP WITH CEIRAN AND GO FOX HUNTING WITH HIM

>>38221799
tory scum

I don't give a fuck about this gay ciern cunt.
>>38221799
>Leaving your house

>>38221795
he has a sloth

You're supposed to be watching a movie, faggot, can't you stay focused for two fucking seconds?

>>38221846
alright I'll be starting it now

>>38221829
chat shit about ceiran get banged lad

meet me somewhere for a fist fight

>>38221846
Don't talk to me like that you dirty cunt

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>>38221829
>don't give a fuck about this gay ciern cunt.

i dare you to say that one more time about my homie

> friend of mine said he knew a cool gin and tonic bar, ordered something for the both of us, waiter comes back with 2 pink as fuck rasberry gins and a "rose lemonade" tonic and gives us a wink. mfw everybody thinks we're a gay couple with our pink sugary gin&tonic. fucking end my life now

>>38218372
what do we call it, /BurgerFeel/?

And if so, who's going to draw the poster for it?

>>38221915
Get off your phone and socialise with your mate, mate

madotsuki poster are you here

>>38219329

This is clearly meant to be shipanon, but it's just an impersonation.

i'd go for the 222222 get but I've got no good ideas for it

i hate you waifu posters

*vomits*

shit

>>38221913
Who's that hard looking geezer? I haven't been this intimidated since FAT TEDDY was posted

deafened a child by clapping my massive hands together today~

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>they start attacking tilde instead

>>38222429
im so proud of you for making that post well done
im so proud of you for being white too~

*vomits*

shit

>>38222461
Is this the weirdo Paki who's constantly calling people racist and telling them to go back to /pol/

>>38222499
not to mention hes a namefag

>>38222499
>>38222530
*vomits*

oh shit

>>38222548
I don't know what this "vomits oh shit" refers to. But I do know you're a weird butthurt Paki, you stand out in threads like a horrible inbred paedophilic brown thumb

>>38222614
how new do you have to be to not know why vomiting at tilde are connected?

>>38222548
Pakis out

Unsurprisingly unoriginal

>>38222548
die paki desu

>>38222701
Does he have the gaids?

>>38222731

Not aids, but a host of other mental and physical problems. He'll be dead by 40 without a doubt

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Stay up at night studying Mandarin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONRpgrC09NM
>tfw we don't live in a cyberpunk dystopia

Who is your /nigfu/?

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>anon do you want to come work in a muddy field for a week and camp out in a tent instead of your comfy bed? It will be great, we're just gonna be carrying heavy and expensive stuff around all day! The work's unpaid by the way
>haha yeah sure, sounds fun

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Saw the fox again at about 03:08, a bit earlier than before. It came out from a side road and crept under a large mass of foliage, then it came out again and went into the woods I was walking through in the video. I was pleased to see it again, this is something I can look forward to every night. I stayed looking out my window till 03:30 but didn't see it again. Tomorrow I'm going to look out a bit earlier, from 02:50 I think.

The only thing of interest I saw was a chav cyclist and a man on a /nightwalk/ (pic related)

>>38223301

I went to sleep at 10pm and now woke at 3:30pm. I'm very worried that I may as ruined my sleep cycle the wrong way now.

captcha: Citywalk

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Yingguoren are asleep, invade Yinggan

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Sell sterling and buy Renminbi

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Build ports large enough for Chinese supertankers to dock

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Celebrate new years day in February

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Don't be a corrupt civil servant

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Stayed up 30 something hours on tuesday night and through to wednesday to fix my sleep schedule. How the fuck am I back here already? How does it take weeks to get right and 2 days to fuck up again?

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Start smoking cigarettes

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Quit smoking cigarettes