/britfeel/

>>38084048


First for wifus are gay

>>38084044

Meeting up and bumming each other would mean going outside mate.
Not likely to happen.

>>38084048
I'm having a poo right now

Muted for unorovnsl

>>38084048
>Left my house earlier to see some mates
>Coincidentally met even more people I haven't seen in a while
>Already feel extremely lonely less than 9 hours later

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>>38084072
No u

>>38084080
I'm about to go have a poo

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>watching Nitro from 2000
>Billy fucking Kidman is beating up Hulk Hogan
what a time

>>38084075
you realize most of them are functioning normies right?

>>38084096
Clearly leaving the house was a mistake my lad.

Can get t-shirt on Jacamo for 4 quid at the moment
who else /bargain/ here?

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>>38084110
>realize
You're not a yank, are you?

>>38084110
Nah. I don't buy that. No way an honest waifu obsession can happen in a normal. Normals like 3d girls, and social interaction.
Maybe even social interaction with 3d girls, hell if I know.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Jun and ebin?

>>38084141
Ohhh, good eye there mate. I didn't catch that. You should write a strongly worded letter to someone about this.

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Nevermind lads, the Hulkster BTFO that little bitch

>>38084152
the newest drama from the team behind poleaboo

>>38084139
I get all my shirts from uniqlo for 4.95, glorious jap mass engineering

>>38084143
>No way an honest waifu obsession can happen in a normal.
Well it isn't. The 'waifu' posters are just using the same anime girl from one of the few shows they watched to get a persona on here.

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Post waifus.

Was thinking of going out to the butchers and getting a steak, but then I googled it and realized that you can't just go out, purchase a big lump of meat and then warm it up like I'm some sort of caveman, no, there's many different types of steak and you have to cook them in a specific way, etc.

I always thought I was good at cooking a steak, but I was apparently wrong. So now I'm eating pasta, beans, and cheese.

>>38084072
You're gay.

Aaaaaahhh I pooed too long my legs are numb. Pins and needles aaaaah

I propose we make a thread split. Make /ebinfeel/ and call it a day. It is the only way to salvage this thread.

whats happened to Tilde? has he been banned? has he taken a lethal dose?

also...where is >tfw stuck in east devon these days?

>>38084168
But that makes no sense at all. /r9k/ is wretched hive of depressed, broken things.
Normals have fulfilling lives and friends and shit. They have no need to have a persona on /r9k/

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>>38084159
I'll be keeping my eye on you lad, I mean just imagine how horrifying it would be if Yanks were allowed to post freely here

Who /toptotty/ here?

I can watch the most hardcore fucking known to man but theres just something special about a British tv milf

What's the protocol on refusing expensive presents, particularly those that can't be returned?
I was recently bought a car for my birthday which is great because I've not got one the problem is though it's a second hand smart car with 60k miles on it.
It's just a bit gay. I'm a big lad and I look stupid in it.

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>>38084173
Postan waifu.

>>38084152
Jun has the nicest willy on /britfeel/ and runs it from behind the shadows

>>38084178
The only way to silence the waifu threat is to poopost.

>this country is worth sav-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTuZQjxsL0

>>38084190
You're really overselling how dramatic the posters are here. Every waifuposter (apart from ebin if you count him) is a youngish unifag.

>>38084199
Carol Vorderman.

The Thinking Mans Crumpet.

>>38084206

crash it on purpose, do what the lad here was on about the other week, purposely crash it into an aston martin just to "teach the insurance companies a lesson" or whatever he said

>>38084160
>expecting Hulk to job in the slighest
That was your mistake.

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>>38084226

Come to Zhongguo

I wore my sisters jeans today as a joke
Size 10

My sister and mother both freaked out
Sister said "what the fuck?"
My mum was more cruel, she paused and said I looked like a "wuss"
She then threatened me if I ever wore anything like that again

>>38084206
Shut your worthless hole and be grateful that your parents give enough of a shit to try to help you get a start in life?

Fuck me middle-class folk don't even know they were born sometimes.

>>38084226
Why does black culture win out and replace British culture?
Is it simply a case of laziness and low motivation in the working classes?

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>>38084188
I am here lad. Always am, every night haha~

>>38084190
>Normals have fulfilling lives and friends and shit. They have no need to have a persona on /r9k/

majority of the personas on here are exactly that, go check my previous rants

>>38084239

I remember that twat, what an absolute moron

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>>38084244
Eric Bischoff just turned on him and smashed him with a chair. This pinfall is purely symbolic as it wasnt an actual match.

>>38084231
Compared to normalfag interactions, this place might as well be the ninth circle of hell lad.

>>38084239
Actually creased up reading that. The insurance companies would be absolutely livid.

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>>38084226
YO, YES, LIGHT THE BIFTA
I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR LITTLE SISTER
origineaux

>>38084274
Is Ebin in the right or the waifuposters? Don't sit on the fence with your 'both are right please both like me haha~' bullshit.

reading the sailor who fell from grace with the sea

very odd book haha!

>>38084226
still better than Stormzy

>>38084274
What do you think of Jun and the drama tilde?

>>38084262
That was autistic. You did what you did because of autism. You have autism. You are autistic.

>>38084264
I look like a fucking nonce in it and it feels like I'm going to topple over whenever I go around a roundabout. Plus it's got no bootspace, I can't have the dog in it and I can barely do my shopping. Also only one passenger.

I very much enjoy watching those shows where people get evicted from their homes
Does this make me a bad person

>>38084289
Well once again, young unifags who's most depressing struggle is no friends or gf. You go on here and circlejerk with some other anime girls and you can pretend to have both for a while.

>>38084301
I agree 100% with Ebin desu. But I would rather not have another thread full of arguments

>>38084310
Jun is really lovely and super honest so it feels very 'real' when you talk to hin

>>38084297
>>38084239
>>38084282

I wonder if he set Greenfall tower alight to 'teach the buildings insurers a lesson'

Was at the beach today lads.

Nice little place. Everyone there was white because South West, but then about 20 muslims turned up playing music out loud and just being annoying.

Why don't they fuck off? Is nowhere safe?

>>38084317
Park it in an enclosed space, leave the engine on, and go to sleep.

Fuck I hate you.

>>38084297

i imagine this is what a /britfeel/ roadtrip would be like, a gang of retards stuffed into a 2nd hand smartcar, careering down the road and smashing into an expensive sportscar, or a nice detached house

>>38084344
>I agree 100% with Ebin desu
Oh, that's suprising. He's been getting shat on for endless hours by the waifuclan, you should've shown your support instead of making a dick like me force you into a statement.

>>38084349
Come live on one of Scotlands isles, weathers shit and theres fuck all to do but alteast its 100% white

>>38084349


The butcher shops are pretty safe, lad

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>Watching a guy on youtube who travels around China eating street food
>Chinese amazed that he speaks Chinese
>Get's given free food
>Keeps being told he should marry a Chinese girl

Oh it's great being a white man in China

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Ebins enemies are waifu posters because he said they were?

>>38084372
I think I said the other night I agreed with ebin, or maybe that was a dream haha. But really I don't want it to keep dominating the threads desu~

>>38084400
I don't really care about them but there seemed to be a relentless onslaught

>>38084400
>ebin being his regular self
>Then he shits on a waifuposter
>Ever since there has been furious anger directed towards him where the thread is just yelling
Well you have to wonder what triggered it all out of nowhere.

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>>38084231
>tfw waifupost from my dayjob
What is my life.

>>38084287
He'll have to make up for it by going over 1v5 or some shit next ppv.

>>38084439
I was there last night, the triggering was about him refusing to accept that love was a thing people could experience, and that he bit the hand that fed him.

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you waifu fags best fuck off right now because you piss me off. i could beat every single one of you in a death match. ebin is mine to bully. i give the orders around here.

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/fit/fags, how long would it take an average guy to get this kind of body assuming they were on steroids? I dont actually want this by the way just curious

>>38084462
Ebin's said that stupid, edgy shit days ago too, didn't prompt every thread being about how much they wish he'd die for the next 24 hours. It was the first time he shat on the waifuposters though.

>>38084393
>"bump" into someone
>get passport taken and forced to pay out of pocket to get it back and flee

Being white is like having a giant target on your back, most stupid people don't realise this and get inevitably fucked over

>>38084491
4-6 years

Fuck you robot cunt

>>38084509
>Having your passport on you

What did he mean by this?

>>38084491
probably years.

Is that lad going on an epic roid cycle on right now?

>>38084393
Post a picture of him thank you.

>>38084231
Unifag? I couldn't make it through college. The idea of actually having to do things is legitimately terrifying to me at this point.

I honestly have nightmares about returning to education.

>>38084534
They wait outside airports

>>38084506
I've combed through the thread, the only instance of him using the word "waifu" is >>38069505

>>38084509
The police "hold onto it" for you

>>38084475
how many fighting stances you up to now lad. did you ever get to have fisticuffs with the daddy of /britfeel/

>>38084491
It would cost you a lot. Upwards of 5 grand a year in steroids, and your food bill would probably be triple a conservative person's.

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There aren't any crumpets left.

Lads I really wanted a crumpet.

>>38084491
but the freaks love his peaks

The last couple of days the threads have just been a load of "he said, she said" playground tier bullshit, like a bunch of schoolgirls arguing over which boyband member is the best.

I am too old for this shit.

>>38084629
you can have a bit of my crumpet mate

>>38084620
still on my 23rd.


>did you ever get to have fisticuffs with the daddy of /britfeel/

i have called him out. it looks like he has went into hiding. dont blame him really, he knows the doom that awaits him.

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>>38084550
shiggydiggydodo

>>38084609
This all started after tilde and ebin outed Len and the other waifuposters. The Ebin hate was tame before that

/britfeel/, more like SHITfeel, am I right?
This thread better be alright when I come back next week.

>bit of board game at 10:45 lads?

>>38084609
He called sakulad and/or len normalfags who should fuck off with their shit.

>>38084344
Tilde I think you're a very nice guy but your judgement is truly shocking

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>>38084667
Don't worry anon. The plan is coming together nicely. This thread shall be fantastic in two weeks

>>38084664
>tfw I've been sick to death with his posts for the last fortnight

>>38084692
Fuck you, Ebin. You're the catalyst of ruining one of the few places I liked coming to.

>>38084621
I guess it would be worth it if you were a pro and making money. The regular working guys who pour everything to getting that massive are strange creatures indeed.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13333078

http://www.strawpoll.me/13333078

http://www.strawpoll.me/13333078

Waifufags should fuck off, ebin is /ourlad/

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>>38084667
Don't use my line mate

>>38084705
I know lad, i'm pretty guility. I'm not a fan of myself or my actions but I think others make it worse by blowing me out of proportion. Unless someone asks or baits my posts are just the regular stuff you could expect.

I try not to be too obnoxious, I have the best intentions

>>38084723

amount of wageslaving normies in here, probably getting a blowjob from gold digging chavslags as we speak, fucking state of /britfeel/ lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13333141
http://www.strawpoll.me/13333141

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>Trying to have a wank but the neighbours are being really fucking noisy

first shit ive done in 3 weeks without lots of blood, started eating healthier a week ago and doing more exercise

must be doing the trick

Told some guy who did some huge charity walk that I'd donate blood but still haven't got around to it. Gonna feel like a swat if I don't now.

>>38084656
is the doom your finishing move.
gutted you didn't get to throw down. i like the cut of your jib young fellow.

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>the call that saved wrestling

>>38084888
Trips confirms that you're fucking dying.

>>38084925
Definitely didn't save WCW considering they went out of business like 2 years later.

>>38084933
tbdesu with you family, i kinda want to

>>38084947
Was about a year actually. He's probably calling his lawyer to make sure he still gets paid if they go out of business (he did).

>>38084875
>That's enough to put you off

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>talking to friend last night
>makes plans for today
>wait around all day
>finally text and find out wtf is going on
>"Sorry anon, i started drinking instead"

Fucking alcoholics piss me off desu

>>38085050
70% of people are alcoholics. Alcohol won't be made illegal though, despite its risks. It brings in too much tax.

Britfaggot reporting in, looking for a job and being a 10/10 loner.

Whats everyone up too?

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>Adele cancels show due to "damaged vocal cords"

>>38085050
If I don't want to do something I'll just start drinking early then use this as an excuse.

>>38085078
>making things illegal
Laws are for nerds.

>>38085100
Debating on whether to have a bath or not because my armpits could be used as bioweapons.

>>38085103
what are you trying to imply?

originally

>>38085078
>70% of people are alcoholics
this fucking guy again
>>38085103
Did she choke on a pasty?

>>38085078
You'd be an alcoholic too if you made your own beer.

Fraction of the price lad, fraction of the price.

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>Want a sausage roll
>Have to hurry up because gregg's is closing soon
>get there 1 minute after closing
>Knock on the window
>The woman stares at me as the shutters come down

Got rejected from Mcdonalds lads.

Got rejected from Asda lads

>>38085279
your fault for being late

>>38085282
suicide tier fuck up tbqh familia

Got rejected from life itself lads.

>>38085279
Get to the store before it opens, then when that woman shows up for work tell her you waited all night for a sausage roll

>tfw people that I play Vidya and talk to have gotten back from uni so my parents think I'm less of a loner

Got rejected by kfc lads, genuinely.

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>>38085308
>tfw only play single player games because no gaming PC
I used to play Monster Hunter with /vg/ but I got banned for hacking my 3DS, lel.

>>38085279
>tfw live in an area without a late night Greggs

I went to one when I was at uni in Nottingham. It was great eating pasties at 1 in the morning.

>>38085100
I sense you're new to the thread. Welcome. I'll introduce you to the community.

>Would you like to meet our Prime Minister Sexy Kev?
>Feel free to pick a waifu, there are plenty to go around.
>Watch out for doxxanon, he will find out where you live even if you upload a picture with the camera covered by a finger.
>Be weary of getting offered any sort of injection. It will likely be shipanon trying to give you a lethal dose of morphine.
>Feel free to enjoy some of the many personalities and characters that have been painstakingly crafter by a user called britnormie.
>Ensure that if you visit any service stations, you look out for a guy who looks like Curly Watts from Coronation street and buy him a coffee. Do not follow him into the disabled toilets.

There is much more lore to this thread, but I would be here for hours. Welcome.

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Got rejected from the egg cell lads

>>38085351
Cheers boss. To be fair though the morphine doesn't sound that bad, I really don't like being sober.

>>38085198
Yeah if that's the case i'd just harness it's power. Gain control of government and threaten everyone with those stanky ass pits.

>tfw i am the culmination of the strongest sperm fertilising the egg


imagine how much worse it couldve been if what i am now is the best possible result

>>38085392
i dunno about that, I like to think that I just struck lucky and fucked over all the other positive potentials.

Gotta take what you can right?

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Computerfags, are these worth putting on ebay?

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>>38085392
>Mum was pregnant with twins
>Got violently ill and miscarried my twin
>Continued to carry me, unaware of my existence
>One day I just pop out like the worst miracle ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

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>another night watching youtube videos and browsing /britfeel/

>>38084817
What if I go to work for 12 hours a day then come back to an empty home to down 10 cans of Stella just to sleep?

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>>38085491
>tfw stupid memes and cute/cool animals are the only things that bring joy to my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONH5EcdZD4E

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Got rejected from Donneybrook medical centre lads

>that programme about old tv
>someone says something racist
>everyone virtue signals about how bad it is
>recaps at the end
>'i mean it wuz racist but deyz dint no it wuz racist back then'

>>38085468
No

bftdcyv

>>38085468
Probably not lad. You can pick up a 1tb drive for about 40 quid these days, so there's no real point in buying used.

You can try, but they're unlikely to sell

>>38085468
>putting your old harddrives on ebay

sounds like a good idea mate.

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rate my ear/10 lads

>>38085491
Doing the exact same thing buddy, don't worry. you're not the only one.

...well that and overwatch.

>>38085279
i think you mean a Trader Joe's Puffdog

What goes thought ebin's mind?

He gets up, goes on britfeel, goes to bed, gets up, repeat.

Day after day, week after week, where is it gonna end?

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>>38085655
I had a walk this morning, I also played a few games of dota2 and looked at other boards haha jokes on you

>>38085669
You played Nier yet chief?

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>>38085547
>>38085540
>>38085534
I am disappoint. Guessing it's the same for this bad boy?

>>38085714
which one? I have nier on ps3 that I was going to play before automata but never bothered

>>38085736
The new one I meant. Its good plus it has robutt which is something you can never get enough of.

>>38085733
There's no way you aren't trolling friendo. Have you been in a coma for 20 years?

I have a feeling you couldn't even hook that optical disk drive up to any of the modern motherboards.

Besides modern disk drives sell for like 20 bong with all the basics these days.

>>38085733

Yes lad

worth less than fuck all

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>>38085749
I always think I should play the predecessor first, I hate jumping into sequels without playing the first even though its not a direct sequel.

>>38085756
yeah but it's sony tho

>>38085733
I got a blu ray drive in my PC and that feels completely pointless. That CD-ROM drive might as well be a telegraph or some shit.

Yo, anyone play overwatch? Looking for brit bros to play with?

Gotta watch over people guys. gotta do it.

>>38085771
If you have that attitude towards games then you should play Drakengard 1 and 3 to get the full picture.

>>38085802
same here mate, I used mine to install windows, and since then nothing.

>>38085756
>>38085765
>>38085802
I'm looking on ebay and people are selling them. Only for about a fiver but they cost me nothing.

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>>38085823
exactly, I haven't started a lot of games because I feel obligated to play older stuff that isn't as fun before the newer ones

>>38085823
>wishing any one the pain of having to go through those shit games for the story

>>38085816
I'll add you, but I'm probably not going to play tonight.
Maybe tomorrow?

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>Coke advert
>White girl looking out the window longingly at white boy cleaning pool
>camera pans over and her brother is also gazing logningly at him
Don't you love a nice tolerant advert, lads?

>>38085816
Who do you play senpai?

>>38085860
Yeah man i'm down, just gonna group up a few fellas to rinse a few matches.

Username?

>>38085829
I only got it because I have a few blu ray movies and my PS3 is boxed away. I've used it about five times, three of those times were to watch Simpsons and Futurama DVDs.

>>38085866
what does people wanting to fuck the pool boy have to do with coke anyway?

>>38085866
white genocide at its finest, disgusting

>>38085866
well theres that advert for juice that literally promotes cucking

>>38085878
At the moment I have a love for mcree

I'm only level 35 won't lie. but my bright yellow mcree is majestic as fuck.

>>38085714
Who are You, are you me from the future? You have the same typing style as me.

>>38085844
Drakengard 1 may be a chore gameplay wise but the story is top notch.

3 is decent all around except for the god awful frame rate.

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Gonna buy one of these shirts lads, which would you recommend?

>>38085771
Any need to post that picture for what you've just typed lad?

>>38085899
TheMelon
and you?

>>38085945
Purple/pink one 100%

Other one looks like you got into a fight with a meat grinder and lost.

hard.

>>38085951
Drewbai

I'll chuck you an add, whats your blizzard number?

>>38085945
The purple one. The red one looks a bit tryhard and edgy.

>>38085987
>>38085960
thanks babes, ill go with purple

>>38085987
Damn straight, looks like some friday the 13th looking mother fucker.

does anyone else have a fake facebook account to check up on people you went to school with?
all the weird outcast kids I kinda got along with have turned to normies pretty much, went to uni or got a job, feels weird

On a similar clothing note did that guy end up buying that hoodie?

>BGO

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mCYc&k=dSX

Game will start at 23:02

>>38086041
Bgo is shit. Play an actual board game

>>38085483
my mum went to pleasure beach while she was pregnant with me. she didn't know.

What are you guys listening to? I need some new music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G9Qd_84YZs&index=2&list=PLh_5LL6VRZMbG4UJEbY667C9sYrIub8Ti

>>38085924
>I'm only level 35
Atleast you didn't have to suffer his ult being useless for too long. Deadeye's based again.

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>>38086012
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Actually if we're on the opinions of shirts. waddya think of this bad boy

>>38085981
The number after my name? It's #2393

>>38086056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2l-ufU_QTE

>>38086054
>doesn't offer a suggestion

miserable cunt

>>38086061
Yeah literally just grabbed five kills with it and won the match. Might save it and upload it for shits and giggles.

Its a great ultimate, but most people dive the fuck behind cover before I can use it.

>>38086054
Like 100% Orange Juice?

This is the only general I lurk now.

>>38086080
FUCK YOU BOGHEAD

>>38086067
Think id rather have it as a photo on my wall than a shirt desu

>>38086056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qA9rAaeEOs

>>38086101
youve just made my doxx target list friendo.

>>38086032
i have a fake facebook. i did not create it for the sole reason of checking up on people but i do it anyway. i made it because i used to be into conspiracy theories and i wanted to talk with other people into the same shit without being judged. i also hated getting tagged in photos when i did have a real fb

i was a weird outcast in highschool but i was also mates with a few of the popular lads. it was strange. i think i could have managed to be a normie if i was more confident and knew how to fight.

>shitposting in my thread
the burgers have awoken

>>38086116
Doxxanon confirmed for shit board game taste

>>38086133
>tfw noone joined my game.

well, back to the crying it is then.

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>>38086104
I was in the same boat, but it looks so funky.

Maybe a less loud one? How about this son'bitch!

>>38086159
would buy and wear/10

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>>38086155
the best way to spend your saturday nights lad

>>38086155
sorry lad, I didn't mean to bully you. you can doxx me if it makes you feel better :)

>>38086205
o-o-ok. If you could upload a picture of a nearby field that would be swell haha

>>38086159
w2c m8?

>>38086159
looks a bit too loud lad. you might suit it though. i have not got a clue what you look like. it might work with a nice jacket, jeans, and boots.

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>>38086220
sure thing lad, have fun

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>>38086220

>go out on occasional /nightcycles/
>take pictures sometimes
>always wonder if doxxanon could find me

Going to post a picture tonight (pls no bully)

>>38086155
Should wait to Tilde's about, he's too nice to say no and he'll bring in the lads.

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Evening /britfeel/, Keith Flint's housemate here. Who wants to see what creatures have been taking up my time this week?

>>38086289
i wish i had a bicycle

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>>38086159
>tfw poor so cant buy all of these

>>38085279
>>38085340
>he doesn't have a 24 hour greggs

lads...

>>38086324
>he wants to give a pedo money at 3am

>>38086301
fuck off you whore, kill yourself

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>>38086289

comfy night pictures are always welcome here laddy, be it from /nightwalk/ or /nightride/

>>38086289
kek, who makes these images and what does it mean

>>38086336
He was only the heir lad, I'm sure there's some heirs of the royal family that are nonces too

>>38086337
Fuck you too, what's your problem?

>>38086367
that youre a whore

I've noticed the main difference between old popular music and new popular music is the current lackof sick bass lines

>>38086367
just ignore him. he probably just hates the fact that you're a women. forget about him. he is trying to get a reaction out of you

>>38086375
How do you come by that conclusion because it's news to me?

>>38086174
Ah nice, thought it was a nice looking shirt, I do love colorful shit, always had a drab wardrobe so i'm looking to get some color in it.

>>38086245

Ah pretty average looking fella, little heavy but not fat, I'm thinking it would be a party thing, or a club shirt.

If I was going out on the lash i'd probably wear the bad boy.

>>38086394
Yeah, good point. The vibe's changed on here during the week I've been elsewhere.

>>38086386
gotta get that boom boom boom

>>38086318
Oo I like the dark blue one, I don't think i'd be able to pull off the other ones though.

Would take a hefty pair of balls and a good dollop of confidence.

As if there are actually real women on britfeel. The closest we'll get is poley.

>>38086342
>Going outside a night
It's like you want to be mugged and then eaten by shadow monsters.

>>38086438

the shadows monsters are friendly my m8, its the smackheads you want to stay away from, im far more scared of walking through council estates than i am of shortcutting through woods or cemetaries

>>38086436
just think if we had them they'd probably be minging. I'd rather not have them if that was the case.

>>38086436
There have been a few, with timestamps to prove but I reckon they were just britnormies mates he asked to post here for a laugh

I'm allergic to my family's dog and it's pissing me right off, lads.

https://twitter.com/karliekloss/status/880483580497059841

I hate Americans, lads.

>>38086436
its not too weird for a women to come across britfeel. there are some women on the rest of r9k.

>>38086520
femanon here. can confirm, we are real.

>>38086542

doxxanon, please confirm this anon is a femanon

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>>38086493
Take antihistamine tablets. I got the same problem and taking them helps a lot.

I can't see how people can be arsed being a tranny. I'm pretty sure I would rather be female but all the effort and societal disdain for what is basically a half measure doesn't seem worth it

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>>38086542
And me.

Originalololol

>>38086594
THICC bird.

Accidentally pressed hibernate instead of sleep, Now my PC is installing about a year's worth of updates.
Relegated to phone posting

>>38086634
Ooooo fuck that's unlucky.

How long is it going to take you reckon?

>>38086542
how often do you post/lurk. just wondering

>>38086590
Most of the photos floating on the net are of one's that turned out okay. But they're just the ones that know they got fucking lucky. The other 99% of uggos would never dream of posting their mugs online.
I guess people just see how others turned out and think it's worth the gamble.

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>>38086346

Its the only cycling related pepe i have, not sure my self lad
>>38086438

Probably wouldn't go a /nightwalk/ t b h

/nightcycling/ is great though, generally keeps you away from the smackheads (or at least you can pedal away fast if some crazy cunts appear)

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>there are girls that come here
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38086626
He's only young there, he's a lot THICC'er now.

>>38086542
Femanon here. Woooo you go girl!

I love my fellow femanons, boys being boys and getting upset because we are in their clubhouse!

>>38086301
Keith isn't a dirty Aussie is he?

>>38086594
How much of a hassle is the bird shit?
The only thing putting me off getting a pet bird.

>>38086713
I guess thats true. I guess if I could instantly turn into Bailey Jay or some shit I'd do it but the time and effort over years for the chance to just turn into a dude in a dress doesn't seem worth it.

>Tfw I still unironically like rage comics
Am I a manchild lads ? Or just plain retarded ?

There have been femanons that have posted here before, but none do now

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>>38086777
Lol no, a bunch of the photos came out upside down.

>>38086796
None at all, I trained him and he goes back to his cage to shit. Pigeons are very fast learners.

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I'd much rather have femanons here than trannies

>>38086837
humour is no reflection on intellect

>>38086837
No, you're just stuck in 2011

>>38086845
Here's one.

Originalolololololol

Post a picture of your desk in its current state lads

>>38086831
I beat you to it mate. I just accidentally hit escape or some shit. I'm impressed I typed it so similar. Also what is this sorcery.

>>38086883

post a pic then


irorororiori

>>38086892
I tidied mine so it looks boring; before then it looked like a bomb had gone off in a paper factory with my laptop perched on top.

>>38086858
Anon, you know it's not gay if it's a feminine penis right?

>>38086892
nice try doxxanon

kek, not even original

>>38086892

Needs a slight tidy up desu

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>>38086892
we giving doxlad some work?

>>38086857
Yes lad. You are one of my favourite posters. Has your pidgeon been up to much recently?

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>>38086892
>>38086934

I gone done fucked it up

>>38086920

>tfw it actually was me, but I wasn't asking for info gathering purposes, just for a laugh

>>38086713
I guess thats true. I guess if I could instantly turn into Bailey Jay or some shit I'd do it but the time and effort over years for the chance to just turn into a dude in a dress doesn't seem worth it.

Wahey lads

Wahoo lads

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>>38086892
it's really nothing special. this picture is old as hell, but it's exactly the same now.

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LADS I JUST WANNA FUCK A FAT GIRL IT CANT BE THAT HARD COME ON WHY IS LIFE SO FUCKING HARD WHY ISN'T EVERYONE JUST FUCKING ALL THE TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38086892
>took a picture
>was going to post it but you'll know who I am if you look closely

>>38086972
Sign up to okcupid or pof

>>38086962
meet
>>38086971

no way this is original, etc

>>38086948
I need a desk like that. At the moment I've only got a table with a flat top and not storage or fold out bits. Slightly jealous of you.

>>38087003

I'm black so online dating doesn't work

>>38087007
This is definitely original. hang on, I'll take another one

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Got myself a nice munchie box lads. First one I've ever had but it looks tasty.

>>38087010
I count my blessings

>>38087003
lol i've tried and given up online dating. it doesn't work if you're a robot

Literally never worn a t-shirt in public or ever shown my wrists

They're so thin its laughable

>>38087053
That looks decent 2bh, the ones I get are usually soaked in grease.

Where'd you cop it?

>>38087065
I've never worn shorts in public.
>tfw legs are basically 40% scar tissue from all the times I trip and fall over my own fucking feet

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>>38087044
>>38087007

There ye go lad. Is definitely my shit

>>38087100
I think your rubik's cube has autism.

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>>38086950
Thank you very much lad, I'm honoured. Keith has hit pigeon puberty this last week so it's been like sharing my house with all of /b/, all at the same time. He knows he wants 'something' but he doesn't know what it is so he's grumpy af when he's not humping balls of socks, a melon, my PS remote and the cat.

I'm toying with the idea of letting him out for a shag but my biggest worry is he has no hunting instinct or no survival instinct so if he gets his end away and doesn't want to come back in he's going to be in big trouble.

>>38087100
what discords you on there lad?

>>38087094
Iktf

I have so many bruises on my body from walking into things.

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>>38086972
me too lad but even they don't want me

>>38087100
Why do you have a piece of toast in front your monitor?

>>38087131
I fell up the stairs the other day. As in, I was walking up the stairs, lost my balance and fell backwards. Thank god my leg got caught on the banister.

>>38087125
/rwbyg/ , and i private discord me sisters mates run so we can talk while playing overwatch

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>>38086892
>imagine only having one monitor

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>tfw been holding in my shit for 8 days
Gonna see if I can make 10. This something I do regularly, but 10 days would probably be a record

>>38087147
That's a rock.

>>38087119
My male dog never had sex and he seemed fine. He humped his bed while growing up and was happy with that. Don't think animals get at crazy as humans when deprived of sex.

>>38087169
Imagine playing in the current year lmao, and you think you can shit on others?

>>38087169
>imagine having 2 monitors of different sizes
Get a load of this mong without ocd

>>38087165
>Watching Foodfight! for weebs
shame on you

>>38086961
are they piss bottles at the back?

>>38087174
I bet it feels fucking ace when you let it go

>>38087165
Playing overwatch?

have any space for one more? Not the original guy but just wondering, hate solo play.

>>38087189
I get the urge every few months ok. It's a problem.

>>38087169
Prepare to get fucking doxxed

>>38087217
From what on that?

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>>38087136

REEEE I WANT YOU TO CURE MY FEEL NOT TO EMPATHISE WITH ME

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>>38087169
>Regular Skittles instead of the berry or tropical ones

>>38087160
I've fallen up the stairs before too. I just hold onto the banner now to avoid accidents. I also stopped wearing slippers, had too many near misses with those death traps on my feet.

where can i see r9k archive?

>>38087230

Doxxanon has spooky powers lad

>>38087264
https://desuarchive.org/

how does doxxanon do it?::

>>38087264
What are you Iooking for exactIy?

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>>38087286
chances are doxxanon is an oldfag who was around when that shit was way more common. wish i'd picked up the skill when /b/ had regular threads on how to do it desu

>>38087195
it's bad, but i love it. also, waifus

>>38087186
Was he grumpy for a while too? All the outdoor pigeons here are fucking all over the lawn like a pigeon orgy because of the time of year and Keith watches and does his aggression coo (yes, pigeons have different coos for different situations). Seeing other pigeons doesn't usually bother him because he doesn't identify himself as one but watching them shag really gets him riled up, like they're shouting KEKcoo at him.

>>38086971

I'm pretty sure that's a north east facing window

>>38087186
Since when did we have a word filter on c. U. c. K?

>>38087371
Doesn't say cuck in that post. Why did you quote it?

>>38087279
thanks

>>38087301
I found it


>>38087327
maybe he does it image code

>>38087407
>I found it

What did you mean by "it"

>>38086857
How did you train Keith to go to the cage to poop? My neighbour has racing pigeons and I've recently been toying with the idea of seeing if he could sell me a couple of these qt bords.

>>38087327

I'm 24 (25 very soon) and came to 4chan in Late 2012, that probably doesn't qualify me as an oldfag

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>>38087362
Nope. West facing

>>38087421
Why do you want to know?


........og oc

>>38087434
fucking phoneposting rotated my picture lol

>>38087343
He just used to get frisky. Like he'd start barking and bounce around before humping his bed. We got an offer to breed him once as he was a prime westie specimen but I wouldn't have been happy giving puppies away and my family didn't need the money.

>>38087448
I'm really curious.

Go on, tell me please

>>38087466
wanted to find poleaboos first post

>>38087478
May I see it?

>>38087434

>tfw you spend half an hour searching St Dennis and I've probably got the wrong town

>>38087400
I wrote KEKcoo (C. u.C. k)coo and it changed to KEKcoo.

>>38087499
bleddy 'ell boy, thas' down deepest darest that there be, down by snozzel

>>38087400
See? Just did it again, I'm not sperging out.

>>38087490
no sorry you may not

>>38087542
Cuckoo

Original herbs and spices

>>38086116

This wasn't a doxxanon post

>>38087527
KEKcoo sounds significantly funnier.

>>38087542
cuck

testapoolagloo