/britfeel/

Does anyone have a really early version of the OP image to compare to? I swear it's gotten a hundred times bleaker over time.

Oregano because I posted this last thread just as it ended :(

>>38079210
Also, I do not want to think about this. Not at all.

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>>38079242
I found this a couple weeks ago

third for crewe

How would your parents react if they knew you fapped to fag stuff, ebin?

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>>38079242
>Does anyone have a really early version of the OP image to compare to?
Earliest in the archive

>>38079249
>>38079279

I remember there was a time when that job centre was open.

Ebins tenure as britfeel leader is over

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>>38079293
You might be thinking of this one

>>38079298
Took bloody long enough

just imagine if ebin never posted again

>>38079298
You can't be a leader and have a shitty arse.

>>38079258
im a tranny so I think they take that for granted

This thread is now an OP image back catalog thread.

It's not like we have anything better to do.

>tfw only gcse is pe at d grade

>>38079323
since when are you a tranny, do you take pills?

a girl i know who told me she was a lesbian just posted on facebook that she's in a relationship... with a guy

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>>38079258
they probably wouldn't care too much but I have no idea. I'd get bullied when they're angry at least

>>38079318
Its either a britnormie character or upset normie waifuposters who've realized they should go to /soc/ or facebook

>>38079279

>innocent babby pepe chasing the cat replaced by 2 armed feel officers

sign of the times lads

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>>38079345
Yes and I no longer have a dicc

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>>38079279
I've edited it and I might use it at some point in the future
I like how bleak it is

Can't tell whether the growing feeling that I'll never like normies and should resign myself to feeling very little about people beyond "They're nice enough but fucking boring and I'm still not sure if they were hinting they fucking hate me 2 years ago when they asked if I could get out of the way" and using them purely as contacts for neoptistic purposes is "maturity" or confirmation of my autism.
It's probably the latter, I've done that thing where I binge watch a TV show with a confident but nasty protagonist and it's temporarily skewed my personality again. Which is a bit of a shame because being a dick would be much easier than being autistdic

FUCK university and FUCK students.

what stuff specifically are you fapping to, men shagging each other or just trannies getting their dicks out?

>>38079359
You've upset sakulad and len, these threads will not be pleasent for you anymore.

Lads I derive so little pleasure from vidya nowadays I've just stopped playing

How do I get back into it?

Strategy and RPG fan here

>>38079359
remember to wash your ass in the future ebin you stinky bastard.

>>38079359
Is it inconceivable to you that someone who is neither britnormie, nor a waifuposter might not like you?

>>38079323
>not even directed towards you
>TRANNY HERE BTW
Really trying to learn the girly way by shoving yourself in huh lad.

>>38079392

I haven't got a clue who sakulad is and I've been posting here for years

>>38079394
you don't. i'm going through the exact same thing. you've seen it all, done it all, nothing will ever compare to your favourite game ever again.

>>38079415
one of the waifuposters who tries to build a personality but fails due to being boring.

>>38079426

I see him mentioned from time to time but never see him post, I just assumed he was some faggot in the stream groups the rest of the waifufags talked to.

>>38079426
You mean because he doesn't just make constant "lewd" comments like the other ones do, or make out their life is such a wreck?

Might be boring to some idiots, sure.

>>38079394
take a break for a long. i went through the same thing when i was 18, and i stopped playing video games for about 2 years. now im 23, and i usually only play video games every so often when comes out that i really like the look of

I am the most normie person in the thread right now

>>38079415
he doesn't really exist, it's another britnormie character

>>38079456
>it's another britnormie character

Honestly I'm sick of this shit, sure he made a few characters, but he isn't some conspiracy behind 85% of all regular posters here

>>38079450
Well he used to make the lewd flirty posting too, didn't make him any less boring since most of them do that. Don't get upset your waifu is dull and forgetful, more for you lad.

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>>38079474
Sure thing, britnormie.
Sure thing.

>>38079384
I got a pretty empty PSD of the image if you want it lad. Can make it as bleak as you want.

>>38079415
desperate normie who uses the site as a dating service instead of something more his speed like grindr

>/pol/
It's the Jews!

>Tumblr
It's the Patriarchy!

>/britfeel/
It's BritNormie!

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How do I solve it, lads?

>>38079474
I find it really funny. I haven't made a character for months, I've mostly just been lurking, but people are being accused of me every day.

My favourite is the guy who posts something like

>Fuck you BritNormie, you're never going to be a real writer

Or some variation. He's done it about 4 times now and he's never once been right.

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playing a game called fatal labyrinth on the sega genesis lads, really enjoying it but fuck it can be frustrating at times

>>38079503
Oh look, it's an ebinpost again

Fuck off lad, seriously

>>38079503
t. ebina poster

>>38079512

Are you totally straight?

Can I get some (You)s for my birthday please?

>>38079533
Yeah, no sexual interest in men. Why?

>>38079548
Happy Birthday to (You)
Happy Birthday to (You)
Happy Birthday, dear (You)
Happy Birthday to (You)

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>>38079508
Never mind I solved it

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>>38079548
happy birthday lad

>>38079525
>>38079530
howling

>>38079575
Wow, you type like a smug redditor

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there were some absolute gems in that thread last night

>>38079575
Why do you talk like you're on facebook?

>>38079557

I never assumed otherwise, but given how gay britfeel is these days I did wonder. I feel like I'm the only straight guy here at times

>>38079575
why do you type like a smug facebooker?

>>38079592
It's because there's a few people with crushes here, and they've been a bit open about it all

Plenty of no gf feels to go around, they just keep it themselves

>>38079592
When I first started posting here there was almost no talk of homosexuality. Now the place is packed with it. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

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>>38079341
>he actually took a GCSE in P.E.

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>>38079578
>>38079583
>>38079594
this isn't even the best thread for you on r9k, try the steam friends thread

>It's a butthurt waifufags talk on steam to organize shitting on ebin episode

>>38079548
>his birthday is on the 1st of July
Doxxanon do your thing

>>38079661
>it's an ebin cannot conceive that people are sick of his shit episode

>>38079639
>>38079639
Sorry ebin, I think you meant to post f1 there

>>38079663

This is very relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2tW50CD6Aw

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Can we get some non-batshit insane waifu posts in here for a change?

https://www.strawpoll.me/13330815

i fucking hate the ukulele
why does every cunting student have a fucking ukulele
every fucking student flat for 5 years, every single one with a different gang of cunts and one little faggot or whore always buys a hawaiian dwarf guitar.

when a catastrophic volcanic eruption inevitably wipes out the hawaiian archipelago i'm going to celebrate by wanking myself dry while jumping on a ukulele

>>38079715
>why does every cunting student have a fucking ukulele
Because every pleb student has a guitar lad, need to stand out innit? And the best way to do that is buying the same quirky thing as everyone else. Brilliant.

Why don't you study Chinese?

>>38079743
Trying to better yourself?
What are you some kind of normie?

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>>38079707

Sometimes when I'm in the shower I like to make noises as if I'm a whale

>>38079747

Yes, I am trying to improve my skills with my spare time.

What's wrong with that

>>38079757
It's upsetting to Ebina

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>>38079750
>not a dolphin

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I would like to apologise for everyone that I've offended, I will stop avatarfagging from now.

Obviously I won't stop coming here, but I'll just remain anonymous from now on

>>38079757
shit you're going to upset ebin, fucking hide

>>38079766
Thank fuck tbqh

>>38079750
Yeah you fuck off too.

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>>38079757
ignore him, hes enraged

>>38079743
I was going to but I realized it takes years for nothing.

>>38079743
You forgot your Xi picture

is daily star anon here? got a new story for you
>>>/b/737520940

>>38079763
>>38079769
Seems you lads are making the issue here and not letting the drama fucking end. Can't you lads just all post your favourite anime girl then say sorry? Fucking divas.

>>38079780
>for nothing.
You can speak another language at the end of it, you twat

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>>38079766
>I will stop avatarfagging from now.

>inb4 this isn't the real ebin

>>38079796
kill yourself shout

>>38079789
>You can speak another language at the end of it

but pointless unless you're going to live in china or conduct business with the Chinese. most people here are going to do neither so it has about as much use as learning chav slang.

>>38079780

Ebin I want you to look at >>38079766 >>38079777

When people thought you were going to stop avatar fagging they became happy

>>38079789
no, I mean you still won't be fluent after 5years and you have to live there or you'll forget it all. I'd never even live in rural china its a dump and you can live off speaking english in the westernized cities which are the only places worth it
>>38079796
It wasn't me
>>38079812
like 90% of my posts in the last threads were with no avatar

>>38079808
according to you ebina no-one can do anything for their own personal enjoyment or reasons

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>>38079707
I like this plan

>mummy coming over in an hour
>need to tidy the house
>not even dressed yet

>>38079819

You can't live off speaking just English in China

>>38079819
>like 90% of my posts in the last threads were with no avatar
Can you make it 100% please

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>>38079803
Why do you keep calling me shout?

Is Ebin the single worst poster in all britfeel history?

Poleaboo was bad but at least he gave us some good laughs

>>38079845
Saku can you please call off your orbiters or friends. The drama has been nonstop since Ebin moaned about waifuposters.

>>38079867
Maybe it's just because it's fresh in my mind, but I'm going to say yes

>>38079826
lad you need to cut this out, I never said that even.

your misunderstood my post or are massively upset when you realized what you are

>>38079869
I don't even post about them, they just keep spamming because quite rightly someone expressed disgust at their activities

>>38079869
>Ebin moaned about waifuposters

That's the pot calling the kettle a nigger

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>>38079845
You lazy bugger! Mummy will be displeased

>>38079877
>lad you need to cut this out

ooo looks who's getting tought

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>38079869
I don't even know who it is that's having a go at him desu

>>38079877
Lad, I have said it once, and I'm going to say it again.
We're sick of your behaviour. We have offered out suggestions on how to improve yourself but you disregard them every time. You only want sympathy and now that people are waking up to that, you're not getting it.

>>38079904
It's like 4 people having a go at him, he's under the impression it's just 1 or 2

>>38079877
Pretty sure you moaned about a waifuposter being a normie. Rightly or wrongly it's resulted in a lot of bickering between posters that won't die out.
>>38079879
I just want their cancerous drama to stop.

>>38079867
Poleaboo is way way worse

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>>38079707
>non-batshit insane

The entire concept from it's core is bat-shit insane. The idea of "non-batshit" waifu posts is an oxymoron.

I will however, engage in a spot of waifu posting. Getting real fucking sick of this continuing absurdity, wherein a man is having a fruitless argument with a faceless schizophrenic gestalt.

>>38079942
>schizophrenic gestalt
Sounds like a metal band

>>38079847
In Shanghai you definitely can. I know a few guys who work there and they barely speak any Chinese.

Hate waifuposting? Love feels?

come on over to BRITISH FEELS

>>38080004

Diet's going well but I had a greggs today and can't help but feel I've let myself down.

>>38080014
Don't do this shit please

>>38080014
Fuck off you thick cunt.

>>38080014
>one post
>post your waifus

great idea champ

i would yuffie though, good taste whoever that was

>>38080014
Britfeel would die without waifuposters. The other negative, boring cunts wouldn't have anyone to lead the conversations.

>>38080082
t.Normie who doesn't come in the threads after all the waifu posters have gone to sleep

>work really hard on a post
>get no (you)s

IT ISNT FAIR

XYLOPHONE BUGGERY

http://www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/

>>38080104
The waifuposters are insomniacs.

>>38080115
How much did the catering cost?

>>38080104
t.retard who doesn't know waifuposters stay up late

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>>38079210
Freddo's are 30p now.

/brit/
>>38080149

orignal

>>38080082
There are hardly any waifu posters left and they're just people who are too boring to become a personality. Ebin, tilde, britnormie and nightwalk are the threads life line

>>38080126
>>38080151
>hurr durr waifu posters say up way late, like at least 12!
you two don't know what you're talking about, these threads are great 2am and not a single waifufag in sight

>>38080174
this, without us it'd just be facebook level humble bragging and reddit tier "positivity"

>>38080126
This.
I'm a waifu poster, and I woke up two hours ago. Just had "breakfast" then.

>>38080174
Nymph and Sakulad are ten times more interesting than you tilde, nevermind the other posters.

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look what i found lads

oririr

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>>38080126
i'm not insomniac I just don't like being awake during the daytime. I couldn't sleep today though

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>>38080112
Here you go, Have a (You)

>>38080187
t. ebin

you're overestimating your worth lad

>>38080225
I found some of these as a kid, no one believed me tho, thought id stuck an extra leaf on.

Is Ebin a paedo? That anime girl he keeps posting doesn't look 18 to me...

>>38080255
shes probably the oldest anime character posted here

>>38080225
lucky you
green

>>38080184
I know for a fact I've been shitposting until 6am

>>38080197
I don't find them interesting really. we can go threads without them posting and nobody notices. the only reason people are talking about them now is because they are connected to tebin

>>38080255

Probably not him, but most are

Korma once had a 14 year old '''''gf'''' when he was 19

>>38080267
Is she one of those ones who looks like a child but she's actually a 6000 year old vampire so you convince yourself you're not a paedo for wanking over her?

You're a paedo mate.

>>38080310
shes 16 and has massive tits lad

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>tfw can't be arsed to write CV
Can I get some CV inspiration lads?

>>38080361
>am harding working, dedicated, team player who is eager to learn new skills

Ebin isn't sexually attracted to his waifu

>>38080361
You'll end up like Ebina if you don't write it.

>>38080361
google cv template

Many years from now, how do you think youll feel about your time spent on /britfeel/?
How will you remember it?

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>>38080255
It's not always a sexual thing.

For example, I would never do anything lewd with Lain. It's more of a "litttle sister" thing, and not in that disgusting "hug your imouto" incest shit thats on r9k.

>Ebin has received 95% of the attention over the past 24 hours

Why don't we attack tilde instead?

>>38080393
He's actually making an attempt to improve himself

>>38080393
I wish they would both fuck right off tbqh

>>38080405

Like what, what is he doing to improve himself? Has he started taking retrovirals?

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these are so good...

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>>38080414
>Like what, what is he doing to improve himself? Has he started taking retrovirals?

Holy fucking shit, BTFO

>>38080414
tranni pills

>>38080433

that's not improving himself, that's inducing cancer

>>38080384
a massive waste of time, in fact i want that on my headstone

>>38080414
Holding a job and getting an education

tilde is basically the more normie version of ebin.

>>38080473

what education?

>>38080473
i read that as "hand job and erection" probably somthing wrong with me

>>38080489
surprised ebina hasn't sperged out at tilde desu for all the normie things he does

Wish all these personalityfags would just trip so I could safely ignore them

>filet steak for dinner
eurgh

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>>38080521
You can kind of get rid of Ebin

>>38080538
Never helps that people actually reply to him. If only it would hide any replies to him as well.

>>38079867
>>38079940
Ill have to agree here. Poleaboo is at least so bad that he's entertaining. The fact that he updates his blog everyday still is hilarious to me.

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everybody shut the fuck up and look at this fish!

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everybody shut the fuck up and look at this crow!

How come ebin has been the topic of conversation almost non stop for 24 hours now

>>38080577
B-KAAAAAAW
ITS TOO ORANGEY FOR CROWS LADS
WAAAAAHEEEEY

>>38080577
>clearly a blackbird

>>38080590
He keeps sperging out, and it's fun to poke the bear

>>38080590
He must be fucking loving the attention

>>38080620
Everything ebin does is for attention. He doesn't feel emotions the way normal people do, instead every mention of his name and every (You) fills him with joy. Here's a +2 for you ebinlad.

>>38080590
He crossed the waifuposters around a day ago. Noone lives to tell the tale.

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Quite hungry right now. You babes eaten anything good?

>>38080643

oh really?

I hate all waifuposters

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>>38080615
I think you`ll find its a rat

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>>38080661

You clearly need to lose weight

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>>38080590
someone insecure about themselves got upset because I told them about their disgusting ways so they can't stop posting

>>38080628
I don't, I wish they'd stop posting

>>38080661
microwave rice again

>Canadian economy gonna collapse
waheeeey!

>>38080678

what disgusting ways were those?

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>>38080678
>someone insecure about themselves got upset because I told them about their disgusting ways so they can't stop posting

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>>38080677
I don't get this meme :(
Really

>>38080664
He said something mean to the saku or nymph one. Shitstorm ever since of people wanting ebin dead.

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>>38079210
>Plan was to move out this year
>It's taken me half a year to save 750 quid

>>38080677
That image of the two fat neets pretending to be anime girls was truthful after all

>>38080678
I thought this all started because you refused to believe that people can experience love

>>38080711
Wtf lad. I managed to save 6 grand within a year working a shitty minwage job while living at home

>>38080721
You seriously thought it would be a girl using anime pictures in /britfeel/?
Fucking hell lad.

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>>38080577
hears some truth for ya!

>>38080422
>milk not dark

FOY

>>38080506
in a way tilde is more normie than a lot of us because he works. he interacts with people and leaves the house on a daily basis. if it wasnt for his eating disorder he would be a complete normie tbqh

>>38080422
Last time I posted this I got bullied :(

these dunked in some tea are top tier

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>>38080741
I work 21 hours a week for 16 hours pay at minwage and half of it goes on rent

>>38080758
he's also a gender confused virgin weeb tbf

>>38080744
You're a bit mean. I thought it was "traps" at least

I'd like to publicly defend ebin.

He is by far the 'least bad' waifuposter. He may be mildly annoying at times, but all the other waifuposters are obnoxious spiteful, mentally deranged pricks

>>38080422
>Not even caramel
Fag.

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>>38080577
>>38080749
>>38080556
Milk Cat 107

>>38080778
>ebina
>not spiteful or mentally deranged

you should have seen his meltdown last night

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>>38080749
Here is the real truth mate.

>>38080778
Yeah I don't mind Ebin too. I think he knows it's the same few posters that got triggered at their waifuposters.

>>38080800

I did, he's quite a nice normal lad desu, bit of a fag but I can overlook that.

>>38080736
I can't remember that much, I said people delude themselves into loving eachother I think

>>38080778
thanks lad heres a (you)

>>38080776
A trap is worse that it been a guy or girl.

>tfw you'll never hire lenlad to work as a maid in your second house in spain

Ebin seems alright but I don't understand why he lives in mold. Surely you'd sort that out ASAP? It's a fucking health hazard. I wouldn't keep a dog in a room like that, let alone a human being.

>>38080776
If by traps you mean grown men who have hit puberty wearing some stripped socks when they wank then yes, qt traps everywhere.

Honestly, I wish Ebin would just reply to people without making it known it was him and the other tripfags to drop their trips and just leave replies like every other 'normal' person here.

>>38080841
Not gonna lie. sounds like something tempting to try out when I have a wank next time.

>>38079210
>A gentle reminder that as of 13:00 tomorrow we will be halfway through 2017 edition
WTF TIME FUCK YOU

I heard recently the police raided ebin's house

They got tripped off about a drugs store, but it turned out to be just a wall full of penicillin

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I spent a year NEET and got fucking tired of it, tired of being a lonely piece of shit loser so what did I do?

>got a job
>Stopped playing vidya and pretended to like football
>started drinking beer at social occasions
>act like typical Gazza or Danny the lad
>zero luck with ok cupid
>zero attention IRL
>Went on a date set up by a workmate but she just sat there looking at her phone for 10mins and left early


I tried everything and yet I'm still so fucking lonely

I just want a gf lads

>left phone at home
>been out all day
>just got back
>new boss at new job called at 1pm
fuck, do I call them back?
shift starts in 2 hours, it can't be urgent can it?

>>38080873

youre just meant to be one of us laddy, stop wasting time trying to be something youre not

>>38080836
Its not the only disgusting or unlivable condition here.
I keep telling myself i'll move soon but i've been saying it for years. I don't even know how to do it

>>38080876
Depending on the job it might have been to ask you to come in and cover someone earlier than your initial shift.
Just give him a call back.
Can make up a reason for not been able to start till your actual shift time if thats the case.

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At the time of this picture, this female was 19.

>mcdombles double cheeseburger
>445kcal
>1.49

>mcdoubles chicken salad
>133kcal
>3.79

being fat is hard

>>38080914

its like her face ages upwards, shes has the chin of a child but the forehead of a corpse

>>38080873
>that picture

they always get will fellas like that though. near enough ever fella i know in a relationship is the type that plays pleb games all day.

>>38080873
>>Stopped playing vidya and pretended to like football

why not do both? video games is a normie hobbie

>>38080892
I'm sure but it just baffles me, is it a rented place or what? Do you live with family?

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things just got controversial
>>38080801
>>38080798

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>tfw no alcohol: Day Five

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>>38080885
Leaked picture of britfeel meetup

>>38080896
quite possible me wanted me to start earlier
can't stay later, the shop closes at 11
I'll call her.. FUCK I hate phones

>>38079279

WHO is the girl in the thought bubble??

>>38080841
Are you the most must-explain-everything-even-if-they-know person on this shit website?

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>>38080954
Silly boy. Kev and Milk cat are pals.

>>38080970
pretending not to know who hannah is

what did he mean by this?

>>38080971
You sound upset lad, maybe get a kawaii pair of gloves to cheer you up.

>>38080972

If only Shipman's ability to tie a tie was as good as his ability to murder undetected

>>38080990
Handing out doses of morphine makes even the most skilled doctor hot under the collar. Can't blame the man for loosening his tie a bit.

>>38080938
He doesn't add bacon for an extra 20p.
Mate double with bacon is best.

>>38081006
didn't know that was an option

>>38080945
I don't know, theres no heating in the bathroom and its always dirty, shower doesn't work, theres birdshit on the top of the stairs that nobody cleaned up for weeks cause a bird got it, mice on the 2nd level of the house and much more

>>38080980

i'm just a /britfeel/ newfag lad, have mercy on that source

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Uh, hey /britfeel/, uh, and I've been doing some thinking and I've got some ideas to improve the show. I got right here:
>1 Ebin needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine
>2 Whenever Ebin's not in-thread, all the other posters should be asking "Where's Ebin?"
>3 -

>>38080914
She has to be furrowing her brow right? No 19 year old's forehead is that wrinkly

>>38080552
4chan X does that.

settings, filter, filename, /^e\d+/

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>therapist is a thick milf
>my little hands when

Why is it so hard to find a male therapist? I think that would be far more help to me

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Judges with metermaid hearts
Order super market justice starts
Frozen children inner city
Walkers in the paper rain
Waiting for those knights that never came
The hi-jacked trying so hard to be pretty

Night rains tap at my window
Winds of my thoughts passing by
She laughed when I tried to tell her
Hello only ends in goodbye

>>38081033
>I don't know

You don't know if it's a rented place or not? You don't know if you live with family or not?

Are you mentally ill?

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I hope Ebin stays and continues to avatarfag forever.

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>>38081045

>3-

the lads need to go for more /nightwalk/s...PM sexy Kev should make them manditory

>>38081045
i like this post,very well done

>>38081031
Now you do lad.

>>38081041
You're in for a treat lad.

https://www.redtube.com/1189546

Don't look up what she looks like now though, bit of a let down. Just generic, middle aged looking chav now.

>sign says no ball games
>kids are playing ball games

RRRRREEEEEEE FUCK OOOOOFFFFFF CANT YOU FUCKING READ
IT CLEARLY SAYS NOT TO ITS AGAINST THE RULES FUUUUUCKKKKK OOOOFFFFF RRRRREEEEEEEEE

>>38081084

It's not a rented place

t. doxxanon

>>38081120
Film them lad. Send it to the council.

>>38081120

fucking degenerates, its no wonder society is collapsing

Okay lads I've been a real good boy this year so I DESERVE A PAKI GF NOW

>>38081131


>filming kids

How could this ever turn sour real quick, I wonder

>>38081058
Give up while you're ahead. Female therapists are absolutely useless in helping robots because 99% of them can't even comprehend the life of a robot.

>>38081117


Thanks for saucing this phallus chalice lad. Is there a story to it, why is she a part of the narrative here?

>>38081137
Let me introduce you to my friend Monica.

>mummy found the poo sock

>>38081220
>mum literally literally found the cum sock

>>38081232
What did she do?

Orio

>>38081277
she followed the Oregon trail, clearly

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is bradley lowery a meme?

>>38081277
Gave it a good huff of course. It was part of a scheme that involved her needing cum breath though so it was just bants haha

>>38081232
why did the cum cross the road
because im wearing the wrong scoks

>>38081277
she told me to wash my clothes before they get too "sticky" kek

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>>38081167
Hannah was just a crazy hot, dick crazed goddess. She's an English treasure.

Pure chav sluttiness.

Then it all kicked off with her and her boyfriend, their website guy and other people and the website guy went off the rails, filled their website with a rant about her and crammed it full of conspiracy videos.

Now she is a generic chav who had a boob job, ruined her amazing little tits and looks identical to every other mid 30's chav slut you see in any club.

pic related, her now

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Good original morning lads

I could never understand why people go for socks though. Never in my lifetime have a though to myself ''oh, you know what's missing on your cock mate....a fucking sock'' Someone explain this meme

>>38081356
Looks good to me lad

>>38081356


Would not hesitate to do her in any and every orifice desu

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>>38081356

would still wife desu.

she is the perfect chav gf. would do anything to keep you happy.

>>38081383
Fair enough, each to their own lad.

>>38081377
the sock draw is next to the bed so it's just something thats within reach

>>38081377

have I thought to myself*

For fuck's sake what was i thinking there

>>38081434

Yes, but why do you even need something on your dick when jacking?

>>38081377
It's a weird yank thing, if your head is so desensitized you can pump a sock there is problems.

>>38079548
Happy birthday boi

>>38081377
They don't wank with the sock on lad, they just cum into it at the end. Never understood why though when you could just get some tissue.

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>>38079548
happy bday laddo!!

>>38081456
it's not on your dick you just wipe with it

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peak hannah here lads.

>dat figure

>>38081495

Wa-wa-wait a minute, i'm the same lad who was asking about her and i'm pretty sure I have this photo somewhere in my collection, but clearly didn't know who she was.

Ah, the long reach of porn sluts is truly amazing

Where in this miserable grey shithole of a country do I go to buy a desk?

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>>38079548
happy birthday lado

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the only british amateur slag that gets near hannah and her legendary status is based 'emo amy'.

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>>38079548
Here's a (you). All the best

>>38081563
Now there are some pretty amazing memories.

Good call lad.

>>38081563

Not an amateur, but I used to think Delta White was the best thing since sliced bread when I first saw her, then she disappeared shortly after and I forgot about her. I discovered here again a couple of years later and thought I was quite deluded as a youngster

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>>38079210
Absolute state of this place. Not one single cilla in this thread.

>>38081724
ta raa chuck!

>>38081724
She's been dead for two years anon, it's time to let go.

>>38081724


I thought the mods banned the black threads?

>>38081724
What happened to the Reliant Robin poster? I remember seeing him on /lit/ of all places

>>38081774
Heard he got his head kicked in sadly

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>>38081532

Look around for some charity / "up cycle" shops

Friend picked up a massive office desk for 30 quid delivered to his door. Said the shop sells off old office furniture from places that have gone tits up

Much better than some 70 quid ikea table than you can barely fit a keyboard on

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>>38081760
Cilla lives on in /britfeel/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7-QBw862zk

>>38081652

she hooks. i fucked her a few years back.

she was very shy, but nice.

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>>38079548
Happy Birthday to you good sir.

>>38081798
Tried that but my local area is shit for it. Ikea is also wank because the desks are either massive or tiny with no middle ground. Might have to settle for building one.

>>38081809
just like Big Bos

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>>38079548
Happy birthday, chuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWAcG5p0Jyg

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>>38079210
>halfway through 2017

god damn

>>38081795
Is he deceased?

>>38081879

I got one for just above 40 quid off Ebay, with free delivery and all. Metal frame and it is well sized (110x60cm)

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/britfeel/ night out in a spoons when?

Who remembers KentAnon?

>>38081986

I do, it's been a while since he posted.

I also remember a time when about 5 anons from Sittingbourne posted here

>>38081962
He's with the rest of the forced memers now. The shadow zone

>>38081986
Wasn't that the whore that had a bunch of orbiters?

>>38082019
What did he mean by this?

>>38081983
B I R M I N G H A M

Wish i never found out that I can get high off sniffing my own poop

>>38082046
britfeel scatological society at it again

Shame this wasn't another big GET though

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Lads, why did my mum have one of these?
She didn't like it when me and my sister played it with it but she told us it was just a massager or something.
Has anyone here seen one before?
Do you think it's just a massager or something?

>>38082126

Anon she put them on/in her vag lol

>>38081983
This is how I imagine some britfeelers to look

Look at this 10 year old boy who wears make up. Is society now fully breaking down? Feels like the last days of the Roman Empire now.

https://www.instagram.com/makeuupbyjack/

>>38082139
but surely she would get a tool more suited to the job for that

>>38082161

yeah but those are discreet enough that you kids were none the wiser

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>>38082154

Yeah it looks pretty fucked beyond repair now

He does videos as well and they are just as creepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aibSmJn988U

>>38082154
>>38082242
A bit suspicious that you two know so much about this lad.

Nonces out 2bh.

>>38082242
Guaranteed at least half of the people who are watching this are sickos wanking to it.

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>>38082242
But does that mean a hard reset could be on the way?

>>38082212
but she never even hid it in a drawer or anything, what a fucking weirdo my mum is

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>>38082154
>>38082242


Refer to pic lads

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>>38081129
how much do you know lad? can you give me a hint that will scare me?

>>38082001
>>38082023
It was a man who use to roleplay as a woman and shill movie night

How long has ebin been here for? They just popped up out the blue?

>>38082340
I wouldn't mind someone else do a movie night or something but I feel like it would become a circlejerk again

>>38081983
>Ebin turns up with his mum
>Tilde comes in cross dress. (Looks like a bloke in a dress)
>Brit normie comes with a suitcase to change appearance every hour
>Saku and Len lad stand at opposite sides hating fucking each other with their eyes
>Anons get to sub groups based on vidga tee shirts they're wearing
>Albarnlad is pinging on eccies hitting on the fembots
>Fembots trying to stop Albarnlad and the trannies getting to close
>Moni doesn't come because pakis don't drink
>Nightwalk anon leaves early to walk around town

>>38082242
i find it funny how it is females supporting this.

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>>38082278

>Anon posts link
>Notice a link to youtube account
>Witness the horrors
>post video

Im a top researcher with GCHQ lads

>started eating food straight from the cans rather than using plates or bowls

Absolute fucking state of me lads

>>38082365
I've been posting since late 2015 here, I posted with trains for a while and just anonymously. I only started using ebin images earlier on in the year.

>>38082404
Getting ready for the future lad. In 20 years well be too busy hiding from pakis to worry about plates.

>>38082409
Oh you're trainlad from int??

I use to talk to you there

>>38082521
I didn't trainpost on /int/ no. I only went to /brit/ for like 2 months a while ago and now and again to randomly shitpost. I don't really like it

>>38082409
>I posted with trains for a while

why did you post trains?

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>>38082386

>leaving a social function early

sounds like me weather im going for a walk or not dessy