/britfeel/

>he still pays a tv licence
>he still watches bbc

Cucks

second pls be orgainaneea

Someone update me on when the waifu/husbando fags saku and len have broken up so I can swoop in and be saku's rebound

You lot can fight over len, but saku is MINE

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How can anyone consider college difficult? You have a week to complete your assignments

>>37973184
Why did they break up?

>>37973184
Saku is sitting next to me, told me to tell you not to bother. Sorry bro

>>37973189
>tfw failed college
>tfw only went because parents said to
>tfw only had one job and been neet since 2011

>>37973184
I'm here
Originallo

Am I the only person who thinks the new aircraft carrier looks like shit?

>>37973220
It just looks like an aircraft carrier.

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>>37973206
Try going again. I gave Uni a try when I was 18, but I had no motivation and ended up dropping out after the first month. Now that I'm older and have seen just how terrible entry-level jobs can be, I'm back in college and things are going well now that I have some direction.

>>37973220
what colour is it

>>37973189
Anything that involves effort is too difficult for me.

Fucking hate stupid spastics who make a new thread before the old one has hit 500.

>>37973258
I feel you, sometimes I stop writing posts because

>>37973261
The early bird catches the worm though lad :^)

>>37973261
And yet here you are 'o_o :3

>>37973217
Please post a newsletter if the event happens and I'll swoop on right in there!

hope it doesn't, unless it's your choice. I just want you to be happy tbqh

Donny bonny wacko doo

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Need vaginal advice lads.

Kissed virgin here that recently started dating a basic working class bitch from work. We are about 3 societal classes removed from each other but somehow there's an attraction.

So we've been secretively going out for meals and such over the past 3 months. Anyway on my second to last date I dropped a bit of a bombshell and told her I had thought about ending the whole shabang on a previous date early in the relationship because I found it so stressful seeing her whilst we worked together (I like to keep my work and personal life seperate due to the nature of the job).

She seemed to take it alright at the time and i was just trying to be straight and open with her but then shortly following this she started not texting me as much and generally ignoring me.

So to cut to the chase last night I went out with her for a meal after about 3 weeks and she gets pretty drunk and basically says how much it upset her and that she feels I'm too nice of a person for her and that she is "bad" and "selfish" and that the fact she had no idea I was thinking of ending it despite the fact she'd not done anything wrong really upset her. She told me she's never been with anyone like me and has previously been treated badly in relationships.

Is this bitch basically saying she wants to be abused and forcefucked by random disrespecting lads because those were her early experiences. Is there any hope for this or should I just end it?

As a bunch of lonely virgins give me your most ruthless thoughts on this situation...

>>37973249
Doesn't it cost money to go after 18?

>>37973337
Everything costs money. Take out some loans, get your degree, get a well paying job and pay off your loans

>>37973337
Yeah, its only a couple of quid though.

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>>37973228
>>37973254
This one, the HMS Queen Elizabeth. Looks a bit shit compared to the some of the USA carriers.

>>37973325
> basic working class bitch

>So we've been secretively going out for meals
To Toby Carvery?

> I'm too nice of a person for her and that she is "bad" and "selfish"
This generally means 1 of 2 things

1) "I'm not interested in you, so I'l put myself down in a juvenile attempt at making you dislike me"

2) "I'm a dirty whore who has been fucking chavs whilst we were dating"

>She told me she's never been with anyone like me and has previously been treated badly in relationships.

Translation: She consistently chooses chav wasters and then gets mad when they aren't BF material.

>>37973357
Doesn't look intimidating is the problem

>>37973357
All carriers look shit compared to the USA carriers

>>37973290
Who are you though lad

>>37973325
Isn't that the girl from shameless? What's it like being dirty with a chav?

>>37973359
Eh..I'll wait for someone else's input, you don't seem to know what you're talking about

>>37973325
Be disrespectful, fuck her and leave. It's what she wants.

>>37973325
You've got it completely wrong. It sounds like she's really grateful to have a nice lad in her life for once.

>>37973359
I have no idea where you got any of this from. Guessing you have very little experience with women?

>>37973325

Is that Anne Frank?

>>37973357
why's it painted like a cruise liner?

>>37973357
>compared to the some of the
Fuck, this is what happens when I type with someone talking in the same room. Concentration goes to shit.

>>37973380
Very wise. That guy is an idiot. Sounds like that girl really likes you.

>>37973290
i don't think that's sakulad

>>37973325
Tell her that if she wants you to put your heart into this relationship then she needs to as well.

About to go hiking lads, if I get bit by a tick I'll leave all of my earthly posessions to (You)

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>>37973389
Probably trying to look like some of the cunard liners like the QE2 with their "royal" colour schemes.

I'd much rather go to war with this one backing me up desu.

>>37973346

Yeeaah boy be a good obedient citizen

I found Mays mole lads

>>37973440
I hate NEETs is all. I don't care if your a khv you enjoys anime and hates women; just do something productive in your life

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>>37973325
I have a bit of a chav fetish from all the chav girls that used to bully me in school.

>>37973346
I'll only go when tuition fees are scrapped.

>>37973483
>40 years later, anon can still be found working at the local kebab stand

Resisted the urge to steal a bag someone had left on a bench at the hospital today. Handed it in to reception instead.

>>37973152

Joke's on you, I don't pay my license fee

>>37973189
>fucked my A levels
>uni is easy peasy and I've got a few firsts for my assignments

>>37973531
This desu. I had a 2.2 GPA during A levels, but now that I'm in Uni I'm averaging 3.75 each semester. It turns out that if you're allowed to work at your own pace, you get better results

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>feeling shit
>speedrun VVVVVV for the first time in a while
>beat the worst time on speedrun.com
Feeling pretty great lads. I'd feel even better if you post you're waifus. And if my chinkphone would come

>>37973502
They'll do it sooner than you think. Brexit will mean they need some how grown talent so they will end up scrapping it to attract more people to university.

>>37973483
If they scrap tuition fees, they'll write them off for people who owe them too.

Student loans are one of the best financial deals it's possible to get, anyone who doesn't go to university is a fool.

>>37973511
>anon finds unattended bag
>takes it home to see whats inside
>opens it
>device shouts allah Akbar & blows up

>>37973372
I can't reveal that, silly

Just someone who fell for you months ago. I'd ghost for my own sanity and health if I didn't despise people who ghosted

>>37973567
This.
>tfw I put mine into meme investments and bought anime figures with the profit.

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>>37973564
THIS IS WHAT HE BELIEVES? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37973559
>2.2 GPA
>semester
BURGERS OUT

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>>37973571
It actually belonged to a qt nurse and she called me a gentleman for handing it in

Why do I get turned on by this? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3882860/waitress-caught-putting-hot-dog-up-her-vagina-before-apparently-serving-it-to-customer/

I'd probably still eat it.

>>37973562
I love that game. I can't do it without dying though. I think 18 deaths is my best

>tfw want to go on a holiday with a friend
>know ill be worried about my dog the whole time, ruining it

i get irrationally worried about him when im away for mere hours, dont think i could handle a week or two

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>>37973599
Okay I'll come back in a half hour once you've calmed down a bit, just going to go put some gas in my truck then pay my cell phone bill. Might grab a burger and fries, you want anything?

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Charlatans or Stone Roses lads?

Roses were much more influencial, and also had an influence on The Charlatans, but who is the better band?

I'd say Charlatans because they continue to put out great records where as Roses dropped off after 2 and the second wasn't even that great.

>>37973618
Neat. I've never been able to get it under 100, so you'd probably rank pretty high.

>>37973624
Check out Rover.com, you can pay someone to watch your doggie

>>37973655
i would be able to have family watch him, but id be losing my shit worrying about if they somehow let him run away while walking him or something

>>37973694
GO ON VACATION YOU CUNT

>>37973617
haha women are absolutely rank aren't they

>>37973152
I use PS4, wanker

>>37973715
>vacation

YANKS OUT

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>>37973599
>>37973738
Can't stop won't stop, this is the only good place left on /r9k/ and I'm telling everyone

>>37973716
>>37973617
>women would rather fuck a piece of food at work than have sex with robots

>>37973617
>tfw bet she's been shagged at work.

>>37973715
Holiday, we use HOLIDAY in this country.

Why aye lads, don't be fooled by me feminine voice like. Get these pakis out shall we.

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>>37973778
Piss off and never come back Yank

>>37973838
>tilde
>female voice
Aye, and you've got femanine hands and lady legs too.
Wait...

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Don't have the motivation to do anything again. Worried the anhedonia is coming back desu

How are you feeling this evening lads? Good I hope!

>>37973889
I feel like fucking shit

I've been doing so well this year and all. Not a single bad day

>>37973889
Fuck off with your pity routine you pull whenever the consensus is against you.
Take it to /soc/ instead racist liar

>>37973919
why is there always this one anon who goes on about racism

shut up you melt haha

>>37973851
haha lad
no

>>37973903
Any reason why you feel down Anon? And what kinds of things have you managed to do this year?

I get what you mean though. Been feeling decent for a few months but it feels like everything has fallen apart recently. Don't know why either.

>>37973851
>that pic
Devilish

>>37973135
Thinking about waifuing it up in here. Or should I husbando? There's a sad lack of them, and people might not mistake me for a prison faggot if I do that.

choices choices

>>37973889
Did you get your bits done today lad? I'm only halfway through cleaning my room. I have so much rubbish and crap just floating about in my room. I'll be so organised when i'm done though, wew

>>37973851
very cheeky picture desu

>>37974061
If you want an interesting twist, maybe try making a husbando out of one of the tripfags/namefags.

Shippy perhaps.

>>37974090
Gimme a list and I'll choose one randomly

>>37974061
Do Kagamine Len

>>37974080
I did everything except for phone the eating disorder service because I completely forgot. Wageslaving tomorrow so I can't phone them then, maybe before I leave actually.

Well done on cleaning your room though! It is hard work but being in a tidy room is a really nice feel. You got anything planned for after you finish?

>>37974090
what do you mean?

How would that even work?

>>37973530
Enjoy getting raided by the SAS m8

>moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
what is that?

>>37974156
I learned the other day from a mate on the sly that SAS stands for Super Army Soldiers

>>37974125
Not planning anything special. I just know i'll feel happier and more easily motivated when it's done. Long term investment like. Are the phonelines closed now then?

>>37974090

That's ironic from a tripfag yourself, albeit with your trip off.

>>37974177
Amore

>>37974178
Great banter geezer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdJc7-ZEuT0

Great wee tune lads. Never knew he had it in him to write a good song.

>>37974178

that's great intel for moni to share with the cell

we truly are in the last days of the empire feels bad lads

>>37974217
A) I'm not a tripfag
B) The word "ironic" doesn't mean what you think it means.

Best keep your mouth closed before you embarrass yourself again, thicko.

>>37974207
Yes pretty sure they close at five. Might end up getting discharged from the service because I can't attend appointments and stuff because of wageslavery.

How much is there left to clean now lad? Make sure to relax and have fun afterwards!

why can't I get an erection lads
help

>>37974261

You're BritNormie, 98% certain, or at least you're a very convincing impersonator.

>>37974261
Did you get triggered when someone called you a low iq van driver you dummy?

>>37974306
>>37974309
You clowns can't even decide who I am supposed to be.

>>37974285
Are you on meds lad?

>>37974319

You're BritNormie, I'm convinced.

>>37973206
piece of piss lad, it's not as bad as people make it out to be, i winged that shit for 2 years and still passed

was only killing time till i could find a job

>>37974330
Oh wow, you got me, you're a genius. And I'm also Shippy. What a pair of fucking idiots.

>>37974346

BritNormie =/= Shippy

>>37973617
guess you could call it a franksqurter

>>37974357
And me =/= neither of them.

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It is I! Jeff Stelling-Chan. I am here to stop tomoko-chan from purging /britfeel/ of the tripfags! They add a comfy contribution to the thread and are vital for a sense of community.

I will be as victorious as Hartlepool's promotion hopes next season desu!

>>37974266
gonna rail some speed and have an 8 hour wank desu

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>>37974252
>tfw autistically watching Liam Gallagher videos and studying his posture so I can look like a hard cunt like our kid.

gonna ask my gp for a cheeky prescription of antidepressants tomorrow lads, do they work?

>>37973580
But you said we don't know each other lad.

How can you fall for someone you don't know?

>>37974266
Yeah good point, maybe i'll play some total war this evening.
Surely you can get time off for sickness? People get leave for depression and such. Be a shame to miss out on your treatment.

>>37974327
antidepressants
stopping taking them, it ain't worth it

>>37974415

Sometimes they make it better, sometimes they make it worse, sometimes they do nothing. A complete gamble

>>37974396
Do you get kinkier when you do that? I used to do it and my mind was open to some really sick shit. Had some of the best wanks of my life also. God knows how many brain cells I burned out doing that.

>>37974437
Well that is why your dick isn't working. If yu have stopped taking them then give it a fortnight or so and you will be able to get hard again.

Britain is better off outside of the European Union

Discuss

>>37974471
World is fucked either way so I don't really care.

>>37974470
a fortnight? aw, fuck
I've been on them for three years and havent had this before, though, so I dont know

>>37974471
>>>/pol/

>>37974471
There's a perfect place to discuss that. It's on /pol/. Fuck off with this shit.

>>37974471
It's a question of whether you'd be better off in the old parent's basement or not. Sure, there's security down there but there comes a point when you strike out on your own. Likewise they might be a little butthurt to be short of your rent every month but it's the right thing to do. It's time to be an adult. There's no shame in that - far from it. It's simply a sign of maturity. To treat it as a mark of disrespect for your parents is to misread the situation entirely.

>>37974543
Perhaps the stupidest analogy I've heard for quite some time. Congratulations.

>>37974422
Not sure where I said I don't know you lad. Think you're confusing me for another poster x

>>37974567
Fuck you then, how about that big lad?

might crack open that chocolate fudge ice cream
why the fuck not

>>37974471
If JRM or Are Nige are Prime Minister, then yes.

If the old bat or the scruffy communist or any other neocons are, then no.

>>37974432
I gave in three not fit for work notes and some letters from my consultant but I was told that I couldn't get ESA or anything like that because of Universal Credit being introduced. Think I am glad I have a job though because I have gotten a lot out of it and enjoy it really. It is a bit annoying with appointments but I should be able to make it work somehow.

Have a good evening lad! You have definitely earned it!

>wake up feeling like shit
>absolutely no motivation all day
>gets to around 9pm
>sudden burst of motivation
>start making plans in my head
>during the 2 day heatwave I got it in my head that I was going to go swimming
>go to google maps
>check the route, how long it takes to walk there
>looking up timetables and prices online
>feeling good about myself for once
>go to sleep
>wake up feeling like shit
>absolutely no motivation all day
>by the time I feel good enough to go out it's too late and everythings closed

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>called coworker's dress cute today
She didn't really say anything but I'll still take it as a victory.

>>37974658
>>gets to around 9pm
>>sudden burst of motivation
This fucks up my sleep pattern like no other, people like us were probably the ones to guard the camp and keep the fire going during olden times.

Any of you lads watched the latest twin peaks episode? Its pure kino

>>37974717
I'm not really one for grown up drama lad, I prefer rewatching Thomas the tank engine episodes.

>>37974728
alrite ebin lad

>want to do some gardening in the front
>group of teens hanging around my neighbors house

Will they bully me if I go out there?

>>37974717
>kino

You're on the wrong board

>>>/tv/

Anyone been to AA? Watched Jawbone yesterday and I'm really thinking about it. Want to turn my life around m8s

>>37974728
Thomas the tank engine gets quite dark at times desu

i wish i knew more girls, they are so much nicer than guys.

How do you fill the void?

>>37974783
Food and video games

>>37974767
I'm not an alcoholic but the only times I've really socialised over the past 10 years are when I've been drunk. And I rely on alcohol to socialise, so I'd probably say I'm a social alcoholic.

I doubt that would qualify me for AA meetings though as those guys fucking cane it hard every single day.

Anyway I was thinking, if you like drinking doesn't an AA meeting sound like a great place to meet potential friends and drinking buddies?

>>37974783
my willy haha

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>>37974763
>You're on the wrong board
Play it. Candy-Coloured Clown.

>>37974767
Why do you need AA to turn your life around?
>>37974783
Vidya, fapping, hiking, work, school, and really long poops

>>37974779
>girls are so much nicer than guys
Spoken like a true beta. If only you knew how two-faced, vindictive and just generally toxic girls were

>>37974804
Those cinema threads on /TV/ are my favourite on 4chan

>>37974805
Alcohol is the single most negative force in my life. It is, of course, a symptom: I'm an addict because I had a terrible childhood and am, as such, completely insane. But I do think cutting the booze would help. I'm already in therapy twice a week.

>>37974767
Yes, they tried to get me to fill out a diary of how much and when I drank, but found it kinda hard to fill out since I was drunk and sad all of the time.

Also was always hard to remember what I drank, and how much the day after drinking heavily.

I may have tried maybe 3-4 times now.

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>Made Macaroni Cheese for dinner
>Mum didn't like it because it was boring
>tfw I basically ate two dinners because wasting food triggers me

my poor belly.

>>37974846
I tend to just measure by how much vodka is left. On a 'sensible' day it's half a litre of voedka. On a bad day it's up to 70cl plus lager/ mixed drinks.

>>37973357
It'll look better when it gets the deck markings on.

>>37971826
It only causes weight gain by increasing your appetite you stupid fuck, if you just resist it and don't shovel more cake in your face than normal you won't gain any extra weight

can I get a you lads?

I've been posting quality content but getting ignored. Am I in the realm of shadow?

>>37974866
There's also having the motivation or caring to do it whilst you've been drinking. I guess you fully need to want to stop to get anything from it.

>>37974820
>spoken like a true virgin

mate, men are two faced and toxic too. you have been on the internet too long lad. try going outside more.

>vindictive

lol. and men dont do stupid things for revenge?

women are generally more caring and empathetic.

>>37974779
Agreed. Most of my friends in my life have been female. I've only had very few male acquaintances - and the majority of them have turned me off, because they are rude, crude and inconsiderate, causing wars and such.

But women are so kind and sweet, and you don't need to look at any pictures of them in bikinis or in the nude to fail to see the beauty in each and every wonderful woman. But inside that beauty they have caring qualities, the majority of them. Y'know, between me, and them, and the majority of the world, we all just want to be understood.

And I understand the ladies.

>>37974891
All you need to do is look at the bottle the following morning, no? Keeping it up is the hard bit though. When you've planned a night of drinking then something gets in the way that's the fucking pits.

>>37974845
Yousa pussy m8 thru and thru

>>37974930
Give me a time and a place and I will kick the shit out of you.

This is a response to the anon fishing for (You)s: get lit

>>37974845

AA is a religious organisation and it's all about surrendering your will to jesus and that alcoholism isn't your fault.

>>37974947
Where you live then guvna

>>37974954
t. watched South Park once

>>37974958
Sheffield.

>>37974954
That's what I feared. I just couldn't do it. I want to get better but not at the cost of my soul.

>>37974911
lol at this faggot

>>37974973
Right, tomorrow evening at the maccas near the old church. I'll fuck you up proper

>>37974779
only reason I somewhat agree with you is because most men are incredibly insecure and have to constantly prove that they are in fact a man

got a cream horn in the fridge

>>37974863
what was the other meal anon?

>>37974991
Loser buys the other a pint. No weapons. Deal?

>>37975014
Fuck no mate, i ain't got no honor

>>37974973
>Sheffield
mah black person!

>>37975002
More mac and cheese. Learn to READ, cunt

britfeel is honestly one of the most easy threads to bait because of how bitter a lot of you and your lack of common sense.

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>>37975039
Whenever things are going well I just throw in some yank expressions or pretend to be another anon and say rude things

>>37974896
Virginity is a non insult on this board so I'm not sure what you're trying to get at there.

>women are generally more caring and empathetic
And less capable of logical and rational thinking as a result. Women's heartstrings are so easily tugged this way and that way that they have few stable morals and thus are eventually toxic people to be around, one way or another.

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>girl at the counter of KFC was really really nice today
>start feeling good about myself
>suddenly realise that she's just like that because it's her job
Fuck everything.

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>>37974717
One of the Best episodes of telly ever desu

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>>37975065
>having lunch at a restaurant with my fambily
>waitress is attentive and friendly
>"Oi son, looks like she fancies you"!

>>37974761
>eeey lad, whatcha doing, planting some GERANIUMS hahahah!

>>37974889

You can indeed lad

>>37974992
yeah, that is exactly the problems. guys cant just relax and be open, they are constantly afraid of expressing their true feelings because they dont want to be judged. guys are generally more irrepressible and will do shit like get go out drinking when they have an exam the next day. a lot of the best conversations i have are with women because they are not as afraid to be open and they will actually respect and empathasize with other people for doing the same while guys will be like "meh, faggot". even on britfeel, where we have no identity, there is always someone who will act harshly because they are insecure.

>>37975039
point out your bait and let's have a look

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>>37975065
>any serving girl is nice to me
>immediately know that they're just trying to get tips and not get a bollocking from their manager
>play along with their nice act while keeping my inner guard up and not falling for their bullshit
Feels good having an emotional barrier up at all times and not being a fool like you, man

>>37975112
You're a literal white knight, congrats mate

>>37975031
>>37975035
These elements are no coincidence. I'd be happy to go for a friendly punch-up but I'm not meeting up just to get shanked by a nigger. Fuck that.

>>37975069
need a light?

hue

>>37974572
Oh I guess so

Give me a clue at least, this is driving me nuts

>>37975089
That shit sucks the most. At first I didn't realise she was just being nice until I noticed some yobbos laughing at me from the corner. Got my revenge though by leaving some concrete nails by the back tyres of their shitty Astra.

>>37975117
I normally have a guard up too but it's the first time a woman has been cheerful and nice to me for about 15 years now.

>>37973617
there's a qt lass at my local chinky, i always like to imagine she's stuck things up here fanny before giving them to me.

>>37975112
but behind your back they'll rip you apart in ways you didn't think possible

>>37975059
>And less capable of logical and rational thinking as a result.

neither are men though. you're judging all men based on a few smart people you know. think how stupid the average man is. all the thickest people i know are men. men will often do retarded shit like snort cocaine to look hard in front of their mates

>>37975188
Lads do cocaine because it makes you feel like the God of socialising for a night.

>Go on holiday as a kid to some Butlins type place
>They have pellet guns you can shoot at targets
>Two cunts keep laughing at me behind my back the whole type
>They leave half way through the session and smirk at me as they walk away
>I felt like shooting them with the pellet gun but something stopped me

At various points in my life this has happened. I've been on the verge of acting but backed down at the last second. I regret every single one of those backdowns.

is leftover pizza better cold or microwaved?

>>37975188
they aren't doing it to look hard mate

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>>37975234
Nothing better than starting a night with a line and a pint.
I remember the pub I use to frequent would give you a pint and a chaser. The chaser being a line of shite coke.

Drugs are a fucking great source for being a social messiah, except weed, weed is for creativity, Uppers and beer for nights out. Downers and weed for nights in.

>>37975256
cold. hate reheated pizza

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Any other fags who hit the gay death here?

>tfw

>>37975265
>>37975251

a lot do it to show off and look hard. you ever been to uni? loads of lads go to uni and they start doing fucking all sorts to show off. think how retarded guys are when it comes to "who can drink the most".

just broke up with my long distance gf on the grounds that we were too far apart and would never probably be together because of distance. she told me she hated me and then blocked me. did i fuck up?

>>37975315
what is the gay death?

>>37975315
what the fuck is "gay death"?

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>>37975315
>bufties oot.

>>37975328
>>37975335

It probably means 'getting over the prison gay phase'

>>37973889
at slavery but not doing anything. 1 of the machines is broke so everyone just stood about chatting.had 1 of the women say there was no point me being there because i don't say anything.everyone laughed, made me feel a right twat desu.just like school again. just at smoking area hiding from everyone. only 2 hrs left.

>>37975347
they've turned the weens against us

>>37975291
Haven't done any coke recently, all the stuff in my area seems to be cut with loads of benzocaine so you spend the night sniffling like a right twat because youe nose has become the Niagra falls.

>>37975317
You bellend. They do it the first time because Hollywood makes coke look like a miracle drug. Then they continue doing it because it makes you relaxed and it removes that nagging voice of self doubt in your head. Uni lads do it most because they're literally outnumbered by the sheer number of teen pussies on campus and they want their slice of it.

>>37975327
>long distance
>never met

She was never your gf you retard

>>37975328
>>37975335
It's the age where faggots aren't seen as attractive, or fun anymore and the only people who will touch them are kiddies with daddy issues

Generally used for 30+

>>37975327
>did i fuck up?

no, you made the right decision. long distance relationships are not realistic, how often would you see eachother, once a year? its stupid. all you're doing is stopping yourself from getting into a real relationship.

is she fat or a teenage girl?

>>37975359
Are you the sweet factory Anon? Sounds alright if there is not much to do. I find those kinds of jokes more tolerable when you're getting paid for your time. Hope it doesn't get to you lad. Two hours left to go though! Anything planned for tonight desu?

>>37975369
To be fair I haven't done coke in a good 8-10 years. I'm too old for that shit, and it's 2017 now, do people even do coke?

>>37975112
Wew what a life you must have. Being held back by base emotions, seeking constant validation from other people. The world is not a nice place, and women are not immune from being nasty people. Most empathy from women is feigned to be suitable to the situation or to serve another interest. They are truly that Machiavellian. The sooner you realise the better.
>>37975188
Even some of the "thicker" men I've met have been more grounded and honest people than most of the women I've ever met. And now YOU'RE basing masculinity on a selection of base and degenerate acts that society forces on both young men and women. Again, women are not immune to doing stupid, reckless shit. You only need walk into town on a saturday night and you'll see some girl in ripped clothes chucking up on the pavement while their "girlfriends" are yelling at each other trying to tear each other's hair out. From my personal experience, women are way WAY worse at handling drink and drugs. In general, more men just have that little bit more self control. But as I was saying, real masculinity is much more honourable than you think it is. Sure, it's colder and harsher, but to be a man and weather the storm is one of the most rewarding experiences you can have in life. Again being a man isn't being stupid and reckless, it's about building, creating, preserving, enduring, exploring, teaching and learning. Maybe listen to the "thick" men around you for once and maybe re-evaluate what masculinity is to you.

>>37975369
you're talking shite. hardly anyone does it first time because Hollywood glamorizes it lol. most people do it because of the lads they are going around with.

>uni lads take it because of tenn pussy

no they dont. do you also think they take ket, and see how shots they can down because of pussy? half of the fellas i know that do it already have gfs and the rest dont even pick up girls.

people might continue doing it because of the reasons you said but they dont initially do it because of any of that

>>37975433
They still do but it's all toss these days and most of them are too young to realise it because they never had any high percentage stuff. Coke has gone the same route that pills have gone.

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>just had a wank to my chinese roommates modelling photos

hit a new low lads

>>37975522
Wank to Chinese women

- Xi x

>>37975378
she's a skinny teenage girl

Bought some tendies lads. It's gonna be wild tonight

>>37975458
not him but I wish I was more masculine. I get too emotional often and it hinders me so much in life.

>>37975430
yeah that's me.l'm trying not to let it get me down, but it reminds me of school constantly got bullied because of not being talkative like the other twats.
need to get some food and beers after work. then will prob get some gaming done. not sure what yet.either rocket league,minecraft or euro truck simulator.

>>37975522
Give us a name lad.

>>37975522
Hope she's okay with the fact that we'll be wanking to her tonight too.

>still several hours of waking misery until i'm sleepy enough to doze off

>>37975493
>same route the pills have gone.
>tfw it's now a tenner a pill and they're shite quality.

You'd think with the DN being easy to access quality control would still be a thing.

>>37975522
not assed i'd sniff her knickers.

>>37975315
I thought you hit the gay death when you die of the gay cancer

Why can't I have Alizee as a gf lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Voj2FgFTnI

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Satania is so cute, why can't real women be like her?

>>37975580

Fuck off I call dibs on her knickers lad.

>>37975573
From what little I've done in the last few years pills either seem to be weak as shit or so strong that I'm monging out and am unable to even bother socialising, there's no happy medium now.

>>37975585
We call that aids and you don't die from it these days. You have pills that make you live for ages, but are weak as fuck.

How have people not heard of gay death. On a prison fag general of all places

>>37975458
>Maybe listen to the "thick" men around you for once and maybe re-evaluate what masculinity is to you.

you're talking shit. most men dont do anything but play video games in their spare time and get shit faced on a Saturday. some men are great but the average man is a thick fuck. yeah, women can be retarded but to suggest that the average man is better is just ridiculous. the average man only advocates masculine traits because of the environment they are brought up in, most dont understand it.

>>37975458
>Being held back by base emotions, seeking constant validation from other people

that is not even what i mean. men cant even express their true opinion about things most of the time because they are too weak to defend themselves and be honest. i dont mean men should get overly emotional, what i mean is that men will not be honest about how they feel, this is not seeking validation at all. in fact, not doing this is seeking validation because you're only not expressing your true feelings because you want to fit in.

>>37975612
Bit of a shame. Gonna be 30 in a bit and was hoping to have a night of pills and alcohol like the good old days. Might just leave off and get pissed and see a band instead.

Watching to Catch a Predator

>>37975560
I used to feel the same way. Fell for the "it's okay for men to cry" meme, and believed it was okay to blub in any old situation. Used to even have panic attacks and stuff. Then I guess one day it just kinda clicked. Even now when I feel a bit like crying, somehow I'm able to just drown the emotions and get on with it. The feeling of standing on your own two feet is much better than "letting it all out". Honestly once you stop giving a shit about such petty, irrational things, life becomes... I wouldn't say easier, but a lot richer of an experience.

>>37975522
If that's her lad then fucking hell get in there

>>37975663
Personally I think it's just a symptom of societies means of escapism nowadays. Before it was about going out and socialising in a pub with your mates, probably doing some pills or coke go elevate it more to escape reality, but since the start of the Facebook "Netflix and chill" era people are more happy to sit at home monging out on stuff and watch a film to escape reality. The internet did as much to kill pubs as Thatcher did.

>>37975544
>she's a skinny teenage girl

that explains it then lad. she will get over it. you made the right choice and she probably would of ended it with you eventually because she would be meeting fellas in real life.

one of my mates had a long distance relationships. they eventually met up after a few years and she did not like him

Do you think ManlyTears browses these threads?

>>37975522
Hope this isn't her or I imagine you'll be getting doxxed soon

>>37975789
Reverse image searched, found nothing :(

Come on, some based mf get the sauce

>>37975726
Tell me about it lad.
Use to go out, do some ching or pop an ecky, drink a few beers, have a good laugh, chat the arse off people I've never met.

Now I'll text my mates and be like wanna do something and despite being almost 30 it's always 'wanna come round and have a few drinks and play some 'x video game'.

Shit does my nut in lad. I just wanna go to the pub, have a few beers and chat shit.

>>37975141
And have you make jokes about me next time you meet the bf?

Don't think you would, but you never know.

>>37975726
>>37975840

i hardly see people speaking to strangers now a days. i hate that it is more about chatting to people online. even lads a lot of the time will get into birds through facebook.

>>37975862
you're a bit creepy lah

>>37975759
I doubt it. He'd post about himself constantly if he did.

Unless you are him. That would make sense. He'd be the one most likely to bring up his own name.

>>37975493
You need to get actual quality coke off the darknet.

The stuff I do I got tested (by Energy Control in Barcelona) at 83% pure. That's about as pure as you can get unless you are a drug lord, they don't really transport it any purer than that.

It's fucking brilliant. You do a little line the size of a matchstick and you're good for an hour. You can sleep afterwards too and the comedown is non existent unless you really overdo it.

>>37975759
he was the original manlet

>>37975759
Does ManlyTears browse any thread these days?

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>>37975759
>>37976202
He's trapping up these days. Check it.

Is BritNormie an actual poster or just a gimmick?

>>37976300
nobody knows for certain. some even say he is a marketing gimmick designed by a team of social media gurus working around the clock employed by Rupert Murdochs newscorp.

>>37976258
My gut says this is a fake but he is a manlet that attention whored on /v/ so becoming a trap is par for the course for someone like him.

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>>37975964
thank

y-you too

>>37976300
A lot of people think he's run by the Chinese government as a way to ruin the morale of British youth.

>>37976300

He is related to limmy, the comedian from Limmy's Show

>>37976345
>both lefties
>both create shit, unfunny characters
>both glaswegian
>both made money from "creative marketing"

He basically is Limmy.

>mum walks in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWXy3eag9HY

how do you explain this

>>37976360
>both create shit, unfunny characters

are you telling me that deedee is unfunny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfectchNtQM

this is amazing

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>>37976360

What if BritNormie IS Limmy?

>>37976415
Limmy use to post her so who knows.

>>37976300
Britnormie is a British military research project, designed to infiltrate the NEET youth and utilise their skills at doxxing others for the benefit of the British people.

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>>37976413

> tfw ye no business in yoker

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>>37976415
What if Limmy is BRITNORMIE?

>>37976329
its not fake
and these posts are probably him too because he's an attention whore
>>37975759
>>37976202

>>37976436
>Limmy use to post her so who knows.

that sounds like bull shit. got any proof for this claim?

>>37976465
wouldn't surprise me he's posted in similar places before.

>>37976470
He famously met with tilde and just screamed "STOP IT. JUST FUCKING STOP IT. OKAY? JUST STOP IT" over and over again until tilde ran out crying.

>>37974378
So you ARE one of them!

>>37976415
>>37976465

What if BritLimmy is normie?

>>37976518
STOP LYING TO ME YOU BAD MAN

Lads, I seriously don't know if I'm prison gay or not. I'm on a mega downer at the moment because of my loneliness and all I can think about is wanting a bf

>>37976587
put it this way. would you think about getting a bf if you could get a gf? if your answer is no, you're prison gay.

>>37973325
The fact you think your 3 societal classes higher than her makes you seem like a giant fucking cunt who should kill himself tbqhwyl

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4 more days of wagemisery then I can play Crash Bandicoot on PS4 and have some pizza for dinner and forget about work for a whole 2 days

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>>37976559
I am NOT lying to you!
Also quite insulted by your remark.

Apologise.

>>37976692
>tfw the first half of those two days is spent sleeping to recover from work

>>37976713
not even because your body is conditioned to do a pee at 06:30 when you get up for work 5/7 days a week so you lay in bed at 06:30 on a saturday dying for a piss

I've begun keeping a pissbottle nearby for this reason so I don't need to get up on saturday mornings

>>37976692
This is why I'm never going to work full time again.

I'd much work 3 days a week and have a super comfy existence in a small terraced house with a normal car.

Good thing the job I'll be going back to allows for pretty much working whenever I want for good money.

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Think I am just going to take estrogen regardless. If I notice weight gain I can stop immediately. Might take one every two days initially too. Should be okay I imagine!

>>37976692
Still on the fence about ordering it desu. But I bet the next few days will go by quickly lad! Not too long to go!

Literally been listening to Lush Life (normie song, "All night, all summerrrrr...") on loop for the past two hours.

Unironically.

>>37976761
>I'd much work 3 days a week and have a super comfy existence in a small terraced house with a normal car.

This is my life, although it's a 3 bed semi. And to think some people on here mock my job

>>37976780

I did also a few days back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4HCZe-tew

>>37976767
Tilde fuck off with your self medicating bullshit pity party
Taking estrogen isn't going to change you from a lying racist bloke attention whore in to a cute femboy
Blog this in /soc/ instead, nothing to do with britfeel

>>37976767
Christ, lad, weight gain would do you good.

>>37976784
What is your job lad? I would do any kind of job if I got four days off and could live comfortably

>>37976692
Still holding out that that will come to PC. If not I'll go back to playing the originals on an emulator I guess.

>>37976855

Low intelligence van driver. Extremely comfy 3 days a week, sometimes 4/5 if the other guy is sick or on holiday, but mostly 3.

>Tilde is flirting with BNPanon

It was only a matter of time.

>>37976865
it wont come on the pc. naughty dog have never released a game for the pc, why would they start now.

>>37976761

>implying that anyone can afford a terraced house or a car working part time.

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>>37976767
Fucking up your mental state even more with estrogen isn't going to help, just sends you suicidal or delusional

>>37976912
>Implying that my job doesn't pay 25-35 an hour and I can't organise shifts pretty much for when I want through an agency

>>37976874
Don't know why anyone would make fun of that. You get the day to yourself really, don't have to deal with people and don't have Mr Shekelberg breathing down your neck all day. Wish I had a job like that desu. As long as you're happy ignore what people say about it. A three day week and good pay is a really good deal!

>>37976906
Activision owns the rights to Crash and are publishing it and Vicarious Visions are developing it

>>37976874
Are you like a parcel courier? I thought they had stressful jobs cause they have to deliver 10 parcels an hour or they get sacked etc.

Or are you the guy who delivers for a pharmacy?

>>37976936

Hahah lad I can pretend to have a job too look at me.

Hey dave hows the weather today? might put the top down on my car while I drive to work

hahahah

>>37976925
are people who take estrogen like people people who take steroids? or is it a cope out because they dont want to be men

>>37976938
I have a mortgage free house so 3 days a week is perfect really, it pays all the bills, gives me a bit of disposable and I don't have the street off 5 days a week and 2 days weekends.

>>37976959
I'm the guy who delivers medications to pharmacies yeah. It's not that stressful and they're understanding with traffic etc as we have GPS trackers on the van.

>>37976976
Don't have a job right now, but that's the going rate for what I'm qualified for. I'm currently ill and can't work, but when I get better that's what I'll be pulling in friendo.

>>37977000
So you don't pay for your house is what you're saying?

>>37977023
I have savings that is paying my way for the moment.

>>37976987
It's a cop out because they're unhappy as men and think becoming a woman will make their lives easier.

At least muscular guys will still be muscular guys (if they dont let themselves go) at 40. There are good reasons you don't see many 40 year old trannies

forgot I had the window open today when some low iq cheeser managed to beat me in tekken and I started shouting at the screen

>>37976692
I was iffy about the Crash remaster since remasters in general are pretty terrible, but I keep an eye out on how it turns out.

Board games in an hour lads

i went to my counseling assessment today lads. dont know if its going to be useful but it was nice to with a stranger.

>>37977194
How do I get involved?

>>37973135
Hey J, from York. If you're reading this, can you at least tell me you're ok?

>>37977252
I'm ok don't worry.

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Pretty much anyone you ask would say war should be eradicated and world peace would be ideal

But if you think about it war is why we're even here in the first place. After we finished waging war on animals, we waged war on each other and the weak died and the strong lived. Even today, it's the dirt poor sandniggers who are on the losing side and it's because they're just not as smart, cunning or determined as their current enemy: whites. Their "culture" will be wiped from the face of the earth, as much of it has been already. And life will go on, humanity will pull itself forward and perform many atrocities but from those atrocities new technologies and benefits will be born.

War is good for us.

>>37973483
>scottish
>no fees

>>37977293
Give me the 4th letter of your skype name, and the last letter for verification

>>37977252
>>37977293
>>37977317
samefag

extremely original comment.

>>37974658
buy modafinil bro

oh, in my gun i have 6 shots. its all fun and games until they hit ops. you know the band is always haunted. my neighbors i pissed off. bike wheels keep turning, rubber, rubber burning. ring, ring on my graft phone, i got the punters still serve it. ey lah its massacre. with FTR could be murder. little mans got the erqbow, with the erwbow be a persia.

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>>37974384
Nice try Tebin

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>>37977417
I want to put my peener in your boy hole while you crossplay as Tomoko

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>>37977381
Try originally again

>>37976938
R
A
C
I
S
TILDE

>>37977296
I'm sorry mate, I'm J's mum. He died.

>>37977252
>>37977293
>>37977317
>>37977381
>>37977456
>>37977502
All originally me

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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!
How the heck are you doing tonight?
What have you got up to?
What's your spookiest encounter?

Hope you're all feeling great today and have had a brilliant time no matter what you got up to.

I remember when I was a kid, must have been around 7 or 8, and I very vividly remember seeing the ghost of a sailor walk past my bedroom door.


Despair husbando anon around? Hope you're okay bud!

Also is the pet of Keith Flint here?

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>>37976842
Are you kidding? Any more weight and he'll need to use a mobility scooter

>>37977523
real or fake len.

what are we going for lads? I'm gonna go with fake.

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oh, in my gun i have 6 shots. its all fun and games until they hit ops. you know the band is always haunted. my neighbors i pissed off. bike wheels keep turning, rubber, rubber burning. ring, ring on my graft phone, i got the punters still serve it. ey lah its massacre. with FTR could be murder. little mans got the erqbow, with the erwbow be a persia.

get outside lah

>>37977573
I'm gonna say real, because he asked if I was a meme yet earlier.

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>>37977518
I don't think so m10

>>37973135
So i finally took all my courage and meet myself with a girl.

She calls me her best male friend but i also learned out that she is intrested in me.

I meet her from time to time what steps do i need to take now to get laid?

All her friends suddenly like me too and she says a lot of things about me to her friends and parents.

But she will be put in psychiatry because of a eating disorder and depression i want to suprise her and visit her and give her a gift.

Tomorrow is the last day i will meet her.
My friends said i need to take a huge step now but what do i need to do?

She also once kind of told me she would kiss me..

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Gooood evening, /britfeel/?
I don't really give a shit how you're doing tonight!
Here are some generic questions to get me loadsa(You)s!
I don't give a shit about your responses at all!

I remember when I was feeling starved of attention, I had an idea: just avatarfag with an anime characters and the desperate betas of /britfeel/ will flock to me to give me all the attention I could want!

What was that guy called again? The one who posted something once? He should give me a (You)!

>>37977530
sly lad. he is mentally ill. no need to do this. you're going too far. just call him a cuck faggot or something.

>>37977523
>16
>liked to go on night walks because I had no mates
>walking home one night at about 2am
>walking past this big building side, was still just a field but it had the fences around it
>theres a flash in the field, like a camera flash
>uwot.jpg
>cant see anything in feild, take earphones out and walk a bit faster
>get near the end
>another flash
>ufuckinwot.png
>leg it home

Probably just kids r-right lads?

>>37973135
I am uni educated British Indian guy, 28 years old and live in London. are there any r9k types who live in London and don't hate people outside of their race?

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>>37977631
Let me cum in your boyhole, nerd. While you sing the ED if possible.

>>37977678
I'd meet you if I still lived in London mate. Fuck the racists.

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>>37977654
>you're going too far.
No mercy.

>>37977678
Nobody has a problem with chinese or japanese. It's not that white people hate all other races, it's that pajeets and niggers are the scum of the earth.

You're not british.

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>>37977631
>anons being nice and trying to have a comfy discussion
>leddit shitposter who thinks 4chan is all about being edgy and offensive comes to shit up the thread