Hug your family!

>>36966874
>mother's day is Sunday
It was like 2 months ago.

>>36967003

You must not be in the US. It's this Sunday in burgerland

>>36966874
Only anime weebs fall for theese threads

>going home in four days
>the semester has been long
>can't wait to hug my family
>probably going to cry because it's been hard

Where'd everybody go?

I wonder if the OP is referring to anyone, hmm.

>>36967020
It's Sunday over here too. Thanks for the reminder.

Entire family is kill. What do

>>36967335
What better gift than to make her a mother, on mother's day

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Reminder that only perverts ignore their family

I ordered a book for my mother but it has yet to arrive and got an autograph from ebay, but I don't know if I should give it since I have no way of proving if it's legit.

>>36967556
What's your height and bra size

I need to know for research purposes.

Do you guys talk about negative family stuff too? I want to rant about my older sister.

>>36967816
Go on, tell us why you don't have a good relationship with her.

>>36967891
So first things first she's better than me. I am jealous about all these things she has. She's prettier, smarter, cooler, and has always had way more friends than me. Like I was always a loser in high school, she was always in with the cool kids. She was the kind of sister to tell you that she doesn't want people to know we're related. Now we're older and I didn't go to college, she's now just a summer away from graduating because she's been working oh so hard. Every time she visits home she flaunts how special she is right in front of me and I have to watch it. She knows how much better than me she is. What makes it even worse is that she's getting really serious with a guy. A guy who happens to be on his way to law school with a trust fund already in his pocket. "When are you going to start talking to boys Eileen? If you aren't going to school you need to find someone." FUCK YOU KELLY I WANT YOU TO DIE.

Sorry.

>>36968044
Is your phone number 867-5309?

>>36968112
Hardy-har

Just say mean things about her so I feel better

>>36968044
I guess this is what people mean when they say it's better to be an only child. A shame not everyone can have good siblings.

>>36968140
When she loses her looks, and is past her prime, her lawyer husband will leave her for a younger, hotter roastie. Being a lawyer, he will take her through the courts 7 ways from Sunday. She'll be left middle aged, with kids, broke, and lamenting her youth when she had it all.

Is that better?

>>36968222
Yes. That was perfect.

:)

>>36967804
168 cm and you're all bullies

>>36968304
That's pretty average for a girl

>>36968282
Your goal should be long term. When shes left a used up husk, you need to live a comfortable life, to show her that all her superficial flaunting has left her a bitter, used up, middle aged cunt with no prospects for a man that will take care of her. Success is the best revenge

>>36966874
>hugged my dad
>he called me a faggot

>>36968441
>hugged my dad
>his response was to rape me

wew, that was more than I bargained for

>>36968372
I just checked and the average for my country is 5'7

Don't you patronize me

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>>36968749
An entire country of dwarves. Neat.

>>36968304
>not telling bra size

It's going to be easier for both of us if you just tell us now

>>36968772
I was looking at the female average you fuck. Dutch guys average the tallest.

>>36968774
No it won't

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>>36969079
Now now, no need to start getting angry Ms Smol. Besides, I'm sure the imigrants that are arriving will push those numbers up soon enough

>>36969079
Clearly you have smol boobs. It's OK to be honest about your problems.

>>36969124
>>36969144
Neo-Laura?

Is anyone under 170cm a womanlet now? Is that the next step after chestlet bullying?

>>36969240
5'6 is hardly short for a girl.

>>36969255
>>36969251
It's just an original prank, bro.

>>36969251
All tits are equally good chick nugget. It's just that some tits are more equal than others

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>>36969124
Stop

>>36969144
I'm 80A okay I'm sorry

>>36969336
>Stop
Or else what? You'll smother me with your 5'6, a cup self?

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>>36969336
There's nothing wrong with having small breasts.

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>>36969296
Makes sense.

>>36969307
I thought Laura was chick nugget.
I'd love a hip nickname though.
>some tits are more equal than others
All tits are good as you say. Tits are nice and please God.

>>36969336
>A cup
Yess. Bigger than another one.

>>36969336
>36A

Jesus christ you're barely a woman

>>36969385
Well Laura won't go by it. You wanna be chick nugget?

>>36969336
>80A
that means your shoulders are broad as fuck, you're either fat and titless or a tranny

>>36969336
>spoiler
Oh
Well I'm sure your brother likes them just the way they are.

>>36969419
I don't really like chick nugget desu. And I was mostly kidding about the nickname, I already got ice queen in school.

>>36969442
Bet her chest makes a good drawing surface when they need something flat

>>36969442
It's probably the reason he's not keen on sex

>>36969500
Or maybe a cutting board.

>>36969336
I get the A, but I'm lost on the number. I'll just join the crowd and say it's small.

>>36969578
Isn't your sister only a B?

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>>36969430
>>36969578
EU measurement

>>36969368
>>36969398
>>36969442
>>36969500
>>36969528
>>36969552
YAMETE

>>36969385
I HATE YOU YOU POSH RICH AUSTRIAN FUCK WITH AMBITION IN LIFE

>>36969657
Swearing is no way for a young boy to act

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>>36969617
Must be mistaking that for another. She's a C if I'm remembering right.
>>36969657
Ah, I'll just Google the rest of my questions then. At least you're 5'6, so life isn't all bad. Plus this guy is here with his nice positivity >>36969376

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>hmmm nice veiny arms
>you're so swole ;)
>why don't you hold me for a bit longer
T-thanks dad

>>36969657
>POSH RICH AUSTRIAN FUCK
Okay
>AMBITION IN LIFE
Don't be silly, I was born into wealth, that kills ambition.

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>>36969746
I HATE POSITIVITY I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
>C
STOP BEING SUCCESSFUL

>>36969778
>silly
DON'T PATRONIZE ME

>>36969913
Hey, maybe if someone rubs your breasts, they'll grow bigger.

>>36969913
Aww did your brother use you to jump across dykes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzczQiNumnc

I'll just leave this here. It's old as time and everyone's and their grandma and their dog has seen it, but I feel it's relevant

>>36969913
So what's your mom's size and height?

Dang it I missed the titties talk. I'm big boobed and all of you are not so ha-ha.

>>36966874
love the OP imagine.

>>36970214
I know you do. Love you titcow. Now go induce lactation

>>36970289
I've tried a whiiile ago. I can't make it work for me.

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>>36969967
I'll fucking do it just to spite you

>>36970161
Slightly taller than me and something B. My 15 y/o sister is an 80B.

>>36970214
>ha-ha
Don't do this

>>36970214
Get behind me Titty-satan, I'm happy with my boobies and you have no power over me.

>>36970214
yes but big boobs will sag eventually

>>36970470
Oh? So...how did you try to induce?

>>36970655
>Don't do this
flat chest

>>36970665
Sure I don't :^)

>>36970789
Not if I stay fit which I at least try to

>>36970895
I don't have access to a pump so I tried stimulation and massaging. I did it a lot for like a whole week and nothing. Maybe I did it wrong but idk.

>>36971123
Usually takes a month or more. Also, there are suppliments that help create the proper hormone balance for it. Can give more info if you're interested

>>36971278
Na, I'd rather talk about how much I love my aniki or brag about my titties in front of the smol girls.

Thanks though.

>>36971354
Speaking of your aniki, what's new?

>>36971457
I blueballed him this morning unfortunately. I was literally sitting on his cock for like 10 minutes naked and I couldn't work myself up to putting it in.

>>36971738
Didn't you promise us a green text last night?

>>36971813
Oh yeah I will soon. I'm still with him right now so please be patient

>>36971868
But we want it noooooooooow milky moogirl

GOODBYE JUDEN
sage
Beware of the eternal juden mein freunden

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>>36971903
Austria-chan, control your people

>>36972049
He's not part of my people, if he was his German would be better.

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I already hug my sister regularly

and she hugs me against her body when I fuck her.

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>>36972550
Whoa now anon. This is a family friendly thread

bump for deerguy's harem to reach double digits

>>36973298
I won't join his harem. I belong to my aniki.

>>36973298
>deerguy's harem
I'm curious, how did this become a meme and why?

>>36966874
I reaIIy really Iike this image

>>36966874
Why does the cow have that look on her face?

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>>36973484
Fap away friend

>>36973496
Because all good cows like to be touched

>>36973526
>Because all good cows like to be touched
I agree with this

>>36973600
No pressure, but would you ever consider posting that cosplay pic you have?

>>36973661
What could you originally mean?

>>36973702
I seem to remember you saying you sent Austria-chan a pic, and you indicated that the pic related you attached was the subject. In that case, a girl cosplaying as a cat

>>36973702
>>36973748
Even though I'd love to mastur...see that pic, it's for the best if she doesn't post it, don't need to fuel the shitposters more.

>>36973777
Fair enough...but I'd post a burner if she wanted to keep it private

At no point did I ever say he can touch my butt, there is no harem
>>36969419
Call me whatever

>>36973845
Itty bitty titty chairwoman?

>>36973845
Hey cheer up, there's finally someone here who has smaller boobs than you, maybe that's the little self esteem boost you needed.

Can I squeeze your butt? I'm the bully from last night if it helps.

>>36973777
Holy trips with good advice.

>>36973810
Uhh maybe ask other time. We need at least ONE thread without shit posting.

>>36973882
Laura has my vote

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I'm watching the new Shingeki no Kyojin and Ymir is getting gayer every episode.
It's delicious.

>>36974100
This season is so slow though. It's driving me nuts.

They need to add incest

>>36974036
If your willing to send an email, my burner is [email protected]. I'll tell you who I am if you mail me

>>36974100
>and Ymir is getting gayer every episode.
>It's delicious.
It honestly got annoying very fast.
Though I guess it's just because I hate possesive dykes in my animu.

>>36973882
Sure why not
I'm gonna head out to K's for the night, but I'll check in every now and then

>>36974125
It's slow, true.
Not sure incest would really fit though. I'm fine with some implied yuri already.

>>36974156
Possessive dykes are the best anon

>>36974194
>I'm gonna head out to K's for the night
Are you sleeping with him?

>>36974008
You can't squeeze my butt
Was it clogs? I saw boob talk but I was just skimming

>>36974138
anon I just said...

>>36974194
Cya have fun don't forget to lewd K

>>36974209
>Possessive dykes are the best
This is funny for reasons I can't say

>>36974209
>Possessive dykes are the best anon
I mean I guess I'd be ok with it, but it bothers me when the dyke is so goddamm possesive even though the other girl cleary doesn't see her like that. Even worse when their entire characters revolves around being gay for the girl, like Ymir.

>>36974289
>This is funny for reasons I can't say
Spill it titcow, whatever it is.

>>36974300
True, Ymir isn't exactly a deep/complex character (although I'm not up to date with the manga) but she's fun and ticks off some of my boxes. I don't look for character studies in animu.
That's what fanfiction is for.

>>36974289
>anon I just said...
Don't take the bait, you'll regret it.

>don't forget to lewd K
Delete this!
Laura is made for raw daddy fucking only.

>>36974383
It's not bait. Beargguy can vouch for who that email belongs to (assuming he wasn't at his sister's graduation right now)

These threads are cancer.

Constantly full of fucking faggot circle jerking tripfags

Kill yourselves you bunch of absolute pricks

>>36974367
>Spill it
Maybe revisit our emails
>>36974383
>Don't take the bait
I'm not gonna send pics don't worry

>>36974514
Oh.
Ohh.
Disregard me I'm retarded. In my defense it's half past 1am so I'm slow.

>>36974566
>>36974514

I'd love to know how much you fat weaboo shits weigh

>>36974138
For Christ's sake old man.

>>36974383
Tell my dad that
>>36974289
Not doing that
>>36974252
I've slept in the same bed as him before
>>36974412
Who?
Okay in actually leaving now

>>36974748
>I've slept in the same bed as him before
Are you doing that tonight? Wear protection.

>>36974748
>Tell my dad that
Give me his number and some pics of you, and I'm on it.

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>>36966874
>dad asks me a question
>all I can muster is a barely audible "yup" while staring into the fridge
I'm gonna get hammered now. Maybe in 20 minutes I will feel alive.

>>36975071
just make sure to hug your dad, anon

>>36974748
Who knows, maybe you'll manage to do it before kissy

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>>36975142
delet this now or else I shoot. I'll do it

>>36975142
>>36975191
at least before austria-chan since y'know she can't really have sex huehue

>>36975115
nah I'm gonna make french fries then lock myself in my room.

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>>36975242
I wanna say don't be shitty but that was actually sorta funny.

>>36975286
>>36975242
I dunno about that...I've seen some strap ons that have features that most men wish they had

>>36975309
True!
But I don't have anything fancy like that.
And even if I did, it definitely wouldn't be me wearing it.

>>36975353
Don't lie. We know you have a black leather mistress catsuit with whips, dildo rack, and cattle prod all within reach

Shit guys Laura's getting gangbanged tonight

>>36975403
I wish.
I do have a riding crop actually.
And a blindfold, a ball gag, shackles for neck, arms and legs. All gathering dust.

>>36975478
I knew it, I had you pegged ya kinky bitch

>>36975504
>I had you pegged
It's the other way around

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>>36975504
Oh, shut up, it's just...hypothetical interest. Being prepared.

>>36975564
... prepared for what?

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>>36975592
For my sister spontaneously developing a dominatrix kink, duh.
It might happen any day now.

>>36975630
>spontaneously developing
>>36975353
>it definitely wouldn't be me wearing it

>>36975630
It'd probably develop fast if you were to plant the seed in her head. That shower incident shows she has the...ability for it. Give her a nudge in the right direction

>>36975655
Strapons aren't really BDSM stuff, are they? I just figured she'd take the lead with those things, being older/more experienced.
But again, that's all in my head, we haven't gone that far at all.

>>36968044
Are you the female version of me?

my dad died from cancer when i was 13, watched him wither away in the 2 months after he was diagnosed and died extremely quickly.

my mom had a history of mental illnesses, possible schizo with many past mental hospital stays. she had another breakdown when i was 17; she really went downhill after my dad died, and i have practically lived alone since (now almost 20)

>>36975819
I'm sorry anon. I'd give you a hug if I could

Bump for a slow hug thread

Does anyone else follow cooking with Alice on Friday?

Alright anons, good night. Family stuff tomorrow so I gotta sleep a little bit.

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>>36977290
Sleep good Austria-chan

>>36977290
sweet dreams, austria

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>>36966874
The mere idea of hugging anyone that's not my gf is icky as fuck but you guys go have fun with your family.

>>36977380
>can hug your girlfriend
>but not your family
This isn't right

So laura's sucking dicks all night right?

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>>36977761
We can only hope she is, anon. We can only hope..

>>36977823
Shouldn't you be riding your brother's cock right now?

>Laura, her parents, her husband, and her 4 kids sit in their living room
>Laura's father says, "Daughter, if you divorce your husband, I'll fuck you once."
>Laura immediately jumps into her father's lap and begins pulling out the penis she came from
>Her ex-husband commits sudoku as their children look on, confused
Such a glorious day it will be. I'll give it 10 years, tops.

>>36978442
>10 years later she still hasn't moved out

>>36975445
>>36977761
No, very no
>>36978442
I can confidently say that if he gave me that offer, I was married and had 4 kids (thanks for your hypothetical having a desirable number for me) I'd say no

>>36978880
What about if he offered you a permanent position as his personal cumdump, to be used several times per day?

>>36978880
Wwyd if Deer asked you to be main bitch in his harem?

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>>36977877
LISTEN. I AM TRYING OKAY. I JUST FAILED AGAIN AND IT SUCKS.

>>36978880
I bet you'd be torn up in internal conflict though.

>>36979124
You know what won't be torn up? Your pussy.

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>>36979250
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that was a low blow

>>36978937
Well if I have things my way I'd be my husband's personal cumdump, used multiple times a day
>>36979006
He doesn't have a harem, and if he asked me to not only he a part of it, but be the bottom bitch, I'd have to decline without hesitation
>>36979124
Maybe, but I think I'd make the right decision
>>36979250
Dang

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>>36979345
>I'd be my husband's personal cumdump, used multiple times a day
Holy shit Laura I didn't think you had it in you. I guess the stereotype is correct.

>>36979345
>Well if I have things my way I'd be my husband's personal cumdump, used multiple times a day
I know what you're saying, but it just feels off, you goddamm freak.

>>36979345
fucking hell slurry laura is best laura

>>36979466
Alright fuck face, do this
http://bdsmtest.org
It takes a minute so I'll post mine later since I deleted it a long time ago
And bye stereotype you better not say "daddy issues", Daddy issues means moving to LA to become an actress, dying your hair turquoise, getting gangbanged by black guys at least 3 times a week, and getting a bunch of vapid tattoos because you know it pisses your father off, it's throwing a temper tantrum as an adult
>>36979597
It's not weird
>>36979669
Don't you dare correct that to slutty, it's not being slutty if we're married, it's called being a good partner

>>36979466
>>36979597
>>36979669
>tfw you start to realize Laura gets slutty when horny
taking bets on her lewding K tonight

>>36979809
Wait no I meant the whole "no sex till marriage" girls being the sex-crazed ones. Didn't mean to come off negatively. And sure I'll take the test.

>>36979830
Put me down for 20 keks

>>36979809
> it's called being a good partner
I mean yeah, but calling yourself a cumdump isn't something you'd expect from a 'proper wife'.

>>36979830
I may be wrong but I think she's home now, so it's at least revving up the ol' dildo.

>>36979809
Actually that's kind of a long test. I'll do it in a bit.

>>36979809
>http://bdsmtest.org
>Sex
>Other

>Gender
>Other/unsure/fluctuating

>Sexual Orientation.
>Asexual
>None of the above,

Tumblr was a mistake.

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>>36979830
I'll tell you right now nothing sexual is gonna happen, as for slightly lewd things in bed, we'll see, we're going to sleep soon
>>36979912
Oh, sorry I got defensive
>>36979921
I mean being there to satisfy your partner when they need you
I'm not home I'm with K
And I don't own a dildo
>>36979962
Post it when you're ready, here's mine
>>36980171
Yea some of the options are way out there, but I can't tell then what to put on their test

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>>36980420
>97% Slave
>51% Vanilla

>>36980171
>Asexual
How the fuck does this even make sense? Asexual people don't take any pleasure in sex.

Tumblr was a horrible mistake.

>>36980420
>Brat 97%
That's a new one, what does it even entail?

>Girl/boy
What?

>Daddy/Mommy
>2%
kek

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Yeah, tumblr was a fucking mistake on this Earth.

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>>36979809
>>36980420
Nerd.
Robot fuck off :)

>>36980515
HOW IS THAT EVEN FUNNY YOU FUCK? ILL FUCKING EAT YOU
>>36980550
>Brat
It's sort of being submissive, but being a tease, like doing things that are "punishable"
>Girl/boy
Playing the "girl" in a relationship, while the other plays the "daddy"
>Daddy/Mommy
That means I don't like playing mommy
>>36980674
Nice

Goodnight folky folks

>>36980673
>that feel when loved going on swings as a kid
I miss that so much

>>36980698
>It's sort of being submissive, but being a tease, like doing things that are "punishable"
Oh that's hot.

>>Girl/boy
>Playing the "girl" in a relationship, while the other plays the "daddy"
>Daddy/Mommy
>That means I don't like playing mommy
Makes sense.

Night

>>36980673
What the actual fuck!?

>>36980674
What the hell is a rigger?

>>36980698
Night.
>>36980745
For me there's a point where (when she's acting bratty) it gets too annoying and she gets fully tied up and gagged.

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>>36980776
This (pic related) is what a rigger does. Tying sluts up.

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>>36980420
Okay here it is. Even though I think this is a little dumb because I do not like slave play and I'm not masochistic at all, on top of that I think I'm way more submissive than just 62%.

It got the vanilla and degradee correct, though.

>>36980776
Rope rigger, it's funny because it rhymes with nigger
>>36980745
>Makes sense
What's that supposed to mean
>>36980777
Yea that, that's hot
Okay actually goodnight

>>36980819
Looks like you need a dom. Want help finding one?

>>36980834
>implying her brother's not treating her properly

>>36980827
>What's that supposed to mean
Do you really not know?
Ms. "I want to be daddy's little cum dump in a cabin in the woods."

>>36980834
>>36980874
Oh, he is.

Also I seriously don't get the ageplay thing. I answered a hard no on all age related ones.

This test is kind of dumb

.>>36980827
>it rhymes with nigger
>>>/pol/

>>36980874
>>36980902
Wait I haven't browsed r9k in a while. Is there a brother sister thing going on here?

>>36981027
Yeah I'm in a sexual relationship with my brother. This is basically the incest containment thread. Namefags only trip because we share ongoing events. Except for Deer Guy.

>>36981027
>4chan
>/r9k/
>this thread's topic
What did you expect?

>>36981082
Loving your family is honestly what I expected

>>36981060
Laura's not even trying to fuck her dad, she's even got a boyfriend that's not related to her.

>>36981127
And I'm sure everyone is, in all sorts of ways.

>>36981135
She came to this thread originally with the intent to and documented her events and the aftermath. I guess she's a thread reminder that it doesn't always go well.

She also still loves her dad.

>>36981199
She never even had a chance, really. I mean, siblings, sure, but parents? That's like at least 3 times as hard.
It's not like hers is the only story of failure.
>She also still loves her dad
In what way?

>>36981248
I'm 95% sure she's still in love with her dad.

>>36981333
What happened to your other trip kissy?

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>>36979809
Hey this is actually decently accurate

Voyeur should be lower though.

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>>36981935
>99% Brat
>decently accurate

>>36981935
>Exhibitionist
Not like there's much to exhibit

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>>36981978
Nothing wrong with bullying guys.

>>36982001
I like how I look fuck you.

>>36981663
Just in the spirit of the OP image I figured I'd change for a thread for fun. My normal trip is fine. I'm using the same trip code too so it's still me.

>>36982066
isn't it like 8AM in polderland?

why aren't you taking care of your otouto-chan's morning wood

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>>36982411
>>36981935
This. Do this. At least show your body to him since you got datscore

>>36981935
On a serious note, clogs, so are you like going to get romantically involved (even if no sex) with our Otouto?

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>>36982411
We woke up two hours ago.

I'm not going to bother him since it's exam season and he needs to focus.

>>36982435
>At least show your body to him
He's seen me plenty times before, we used to bully each other by stealing towels just before the other had a shower which meant I either had to waste a new one or walk into his room with wet clothes or naked and take it. I tended to do the latter.

>our Otouto
No he's mine. And things have been a little more steamy after Thursday.

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>>36982610
>>36982610
>I tended to do the latter.
Go oooon....

>our Otouto
I meant your. I swear.

>a little more steamy
GO OOOON

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>>36982610
>things have been a little more steamy
you can't just say that and not provide a greentext

>>36982610
>>36982744
oops that's me I'm retarded again

>>36982750
>that pic
Austria?

>>36982744
>>36982762
>Go oooon....
The most recent time it happened was like a year ago but this was how it'd go most times

>need to take a shower
>have personal towel that dries in my own room
>hang it over the shower
>leave to bring new clothes
>go back and shower
>realize towel is gone
>fucking otouto
>finish and go to his room still wet
>cover up with hands
>never have to ask he just throws the towel at me
>we both laugh awkwardly about it

>GO OOOON
Just general making out stuff it's not that interesting.

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>>36982960
>it's not that interesting.
it's not like anything else is happening in this thread

>>36982762
>Austria?
hopefully her soon

>>36983014
>it's not like anything else is happening in this thread
I guess not.

I don't want to be too descriptive, it kind of began as the normal goodnight kiss until he moved down and started necking me, which turned into tongue and then some touching that I wasn't really okay with but let him do anyway. Aside from having my arms around him and stuff it was kinda one-sided which makes me feel bad, but he said he liked it so that's fine. This was yesterday night.

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>>36983298
>>36983298
>>36983298
>>36983298
>>36983298
>which turned into tongue and then some touching
how much tongue we talking about?
what kind of touching?

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>>36983298
>touching that I wasn't really okay with
You're going to have to tell us exactly where the bad man touched you

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>>36983356
>>36983379
>how much tongue we talking about?
Neck licking, then french the rest of the time.

>what kind of touching?
Thumbing my nipples. It wasn't too bad so I didn't say anything.

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>>36983471
>spoiler
There's not much there to thumb. You should be glad he likes them plank-chan.

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>>36967556
>nape of neck

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>>36983471
>Thumbing my nipples
Did it at least feel good? would you let him go under your shirt?

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>>36983561
>pic related

>>36983602
Maaybe. That's how he got there.

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>>36983471
>implying you weren't too busy moaning to be tsundere

>>36983674
Otouto got some neesan under-shirt titties? And she LIKED it? Goddamn

>>36983674
>spoiler again
It's the only way he'd be able to feel them

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>>36983701
Maybe it felt nice but I didn't LIKE it.

>>36983718
I blame my mom okay stop this

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>>36983827
>Maybe it felt nice
Just lying to yourself at this point.

Also you're my new queen of this thread

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>>36983827
>"I didn't like it or anything b-baka"
So tsun-tsun it hurts

>>36983856
>>36983871
Stop it I know exactly what I want and feel.

I'm not tsundere.

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>>36983930
>I'm not tsundere.
If you're so sure then why are you getting all flustered :^)

>>36983930
I don't doubt how you think. I'm telling you that, like kissy was, you're in denial of your true feelings.

So nothing new in the lewd category happened last night, so if you bet you lost
Looking at you chest bovine
>>36980888
Oh you're gonna pull that one? I stand by it, it's still hot
That has nothing to do with the daddy/mommy girl/boy kinks
Also checked
>>36981199
So I'm a reminder that things go wrong sometimes?
>>36981248
Yea, I still love him, I think I always will
>>36980902
I don't know why I said that
>>36981935
Yea it's a funny little test

My roommate already moved out so we've been staying in my room now. We slept naked last night/today. We're already awake because she has an exam at 7:30. I told her she was crazy for waking up so early but she said she needs to be totally awake and she wouldn't get that way if she wasn't awake a while before hand. I'm going to go walk the campus with her and get breakfast once she's done getting ready.

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>>36985327
>So I'm a reminder that things go wrong sometimes
I worded it terribly not trying to bully. Lack of sleep. I meant sometimes things don't always go your way.

>>36985577
I know what you meant, it's just weird to be that person
And I think you owe someone 20 keks

>>36985661
You'll do something eventually and when you do my payout is gonna be big. You'll see.

Page 10 saving roll get!

>>36987000
>trip 0
holy hell nice save

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>>36987032
The one time I'm happy to get very low on a saving throw.

>>36985734
Yea I'm hoping I don't die a virgin

>>36987212
maybe if you didn't insist on wasting K's time

>>36987449
Whoa there, I laid everything on the table and he's the one giving it a shot, I'm not wasting his time

>>36987449
Don't be too mean to the smol girl
>>36987608
at least give him a titjob

>>36987915
>Don't be too mean to the smol girl
>at least give him a titjob
That's it I'm going back to bed
At least K would fuck me if I asked

>>36966874
>tfw your family is part of a pedo-pronography organization
I love mothers' day

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>>36987948
>At least K would fuck me if I asked

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>>36987948
>At least K would fuck me if I asked
Ohohohohohhh wow. Poor Kissy wasn't ready for that burn.

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A little boring something before I go back to my bear cave. Her graduation ceremony was great, but the noisy factory that is directly next to the school drowned out a lot of what they were saying. Made the place smell like shit too, but everyone is used to that. Our parents , very emotional when it was over, and I caught her friend crying too. That I enjoyed very much.

She liked the little party our parents and I threw for her. As usual, our dad tried to push a beer on me like on any special occasion we celebrate, and as usual, I tried to avoid it because I could feel a certain someone's eyes burning holes in the back of my head. Still a fun night, and I plan on taking her out somewhere today since our parents are working again.

Also.. >>36987948
GOD DAMN.. GOD DAMN

Jesus guys, when did you become so quick-witted?

>>36988001
>>36988014
I was put on life support after that one

>>36988014
>As usual, our dad tried to push a beer on me like on any special occasion we celebrate, and as usual, I tried to avoid it because I could feel a certain someone's eyes burning holes in the back of my head.

what's up with that?

>>36988174
What do you mean? The part where my dad would like to drink with me or the part where my sister hates alcohol?

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>>36987999
>>36988001
>>36988025
>>36988014
>A little boring something before I go back to my bear cave.
Kek
>tried to avoid it because I could feel a certain someone's eyes burning holes in the back of my head
Kek
>GOD DAMN.. GOD DAMN
:^)
Alright, not going back to bed since everyone's up
Forgot to mention K gave me half a drawer, reason being the other night he asked if I wanted to stay and I said I couldn't because I didn't have anything
He said "you don't stay here enough to fill up a whole drawer, but it's the gesture, the principle, you get it"

>>36988197
the latter. And also the fact that you let her opinion dictate what you do

>>36988242
I want Mercy to step on me.
Half a drawer? I don't know what that means. Do you slept in there?
>>36988273
Bad experiences within our family. Can't blame her for not wanting me to drink, even though I wouldn't be that irresponsible for it get that bad. Especially since I don't really care much for alcohol in the first place. I'm sure she'll lighten up.

>>36988428
>I want Mercy to step on me.
What
>I don't know what that means. Do you sleep in there?
No...it's so I can keep a few things at his place

>>36988428
>I want Mercy to step on me.
You and me both, she is best girl.

>>36988428
I wouldn't say step on me, but there's quite a few things I can think of she should do to me. Damn qt Swiss angels.

>>36988481
What? And congrats then. You're practically living there. My sister's friends keeps her clothes here as well.
>>36988486
Ye buddy
>>36988593
Explain, in detail.

>>36988486
>>36988593
>>36988641
Oh yea, small boobs are great, "smol is cute" you all say, but when it comes down to it you all pick the tittymonster
And really why step on you?

>>36988773
Personally I prefer smaller breasts every time. To me, there's something really appealing in a sleek figure. Probably because I'm a smaller man myself

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>>36988773
We all know you want to be stepped on by Tracer, smol girl

>>36988641
You know those medical spread things that look like a spider gag for your pussy? Ziegler speaking soothing Swiss German while working on my lower parts gets me pretty good.

>>36988773
Hey, I'd definitely do D.Va too.

>>36988843
>D.va and Mercy
Best taste ITT

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>>36988879
T-thanks.
To be fair I'd add Tracer because overdone British accents make me weak.

Don't hug your family, this is incest.

>>36988773
it's because tittymonsters are superior

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>>36988773
Actually, I want to stick to in a machine, but whatever. I prefer D.VAs mech anyways.
>>36988843
Oh.. shit

>>36988935
Why are you posting instead of getting railed by your brother?

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>hugged my Mom
>she told me I was a good person and that she was proud of me

>>36988990
BECAUSE IT'S EASIER TO POST THAT I'M GONNA DO IT THAN TO ACTUALLY DO IT

>>36988990
oh yeah and I blueballed him again this morning

>>36989007
how do you "fail"? is it because you don't ask him, or because you're still working up the courage to take him by surprise or something

What did your last attempts look like?

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>>36988820
Good taste
>>36988842
First of all not gay, second what's with you guys liking being stepped on?
>>36988843
D.va a shit
>>36988879
Shit taste itt
>>36988935
BACK ISSUES
>>36988972
>I prefer d.vas mech
Never change bearg, never change
>>36989004
Nice

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>>36989177
>First of all not gay
Sure you're not, not at all.
>Shit taste itt
With you here, yeah :^)

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>>36989177
>not gay
You know I could test that, right?

>>36989086
>Be me
>Be nervous about almost everything
>Anxiety.jpg
>Cuddling with Aniki in bed
>After a while he starts kissing me
>Kiss him back passionately
>Take off my oversized shirt (only thing I was wearing)
>He gropes my breasts almost immediately
>Moves down and starts sucking on them
>feelsgood.jpg
>He rubs my V
>feelsreallygood.png
>After a while I can't take it anymore
>Desire to be stuffed
>Move him over onto his back
>Cock erect
>Touch it
>Feel it throbbing
>Nervous rising
>Get on top of him
>Cock between my legs
>Sit there building courage for a minute
>Freeze from anxiety
>Can't do it
>Lay on top of him
>Cuddle and kiss instead
>About 10-15 minutes later
>He pushes me over and faps over me
>Cums a lot on not in my tummy
>Clean up
>He's gotta run some errands

home alone shlicking to

>>36989330
this*
fucking android OS is terrible

>>36985327
>I stand by it, it's still hot
Yeah I agree, wasn't trying to deny it. What I was saying was how your dad kink was so high
and how you're literally willing to become an object for him. Which is still pretty damm hot.

>>36989330
it's gotta be him that does it, and in missionary because otherwise it's not 100% pure virginity loss

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>tfw come back to boob talk again
>tfw actually two band sizes smaller than I said

>>36989330
You need to make him do it, otherwise it's never going to happen. Take my word for it.

>>36989330
Poor Aniki, just tell him you can't do it and that he's the one who should just take you.

>>36989330
>chance to ride the dick of your true love
>decide to shlick instead
Titcow pls
Seriously I know it's hard. You'll get there eventually.

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>>36989277
I'm not gay and have good taste in husbandos
>>36989296
Go ahead and try
you have my email
>>36989485
That's a general kink, not just a dad kink, he's just the only person I'd want to do with with right now

>>36990112
>Go ahead and try
>you have my email
What's wrong Laura? Afraid you'll get outed as raging lesbian in front of everyone?

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>>36990112
Well, now I'm really tempted to lewd you. If I come home tonight tipsy and text you a whole lot of lewd stuff, it'll be your fault.

>>36990201
I'll be posting her drenched panties afterwards.
Just kidding.She won't be wearing any.

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>>36989177
>what's with you guys liking being stepped on?
I dunno. Sounds pretty fun to be honest. Maybe the years of physical torment by her friend and a bit by my sister has changed me.

>>36990373
nuuu don't take advantage of sex-starved smol qt or do

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>>36990373
>I'll be posting her drenched panties afterwards.
>Just kidding.She won't be wearing any.
Now you'll have to at least post screencaps of the conversation.

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>>36990373
>lesbian conversion
F
E
T
I
S
H

>>36989656
There's nothing wrong with being a plank

>>36990201
Just thought she'd want to send some lewd pictures
>>36990373
I'm ready, you can try
>>36990405
That's odd
threesome when?

>>36990457
>>36990467
I mean, I'm sex-starved too so it's less "taking advantage" and more "helping each other out".

>>36990559
Not just yours anon.

>>36990581
>you can try
Like I said I'm going out in a bit unfortunately but I might lewd you in a few hours.

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Beargguy just confirmed that all he wants for Christmas is a sister dom.

Laura is salty about her boobs.

And everyone else is apparently trying to bait Laura into gay experimentation.

All is right with the thread.

I'm fighting with L over her taking on two jobs during the summer. Her intentions are good, but I think she should take advantage of her down time while she's young and doesn't have too many responsibilities.

>>36990633
Indeed, this truly would be an interesting end.
The urge of being a cute girl is rising again

>>36990642
>Beargguy just confirmed that all he wants for Christmas is a sister dom.

He kinda has one already. Not full on dom, but definitely "wears the pants"

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>>36990581
Is it really that odd? And no to the threesome. Get your mind out of the gutter.
>>36990642
>dom
I took the test that was linked earlier in this thread, and funnily enough sub was second to vanilla. It's just a dumb test though.
And look at that, Protective being awesome as always.
>>36990706
>wears the pants
Why do you keep saying that, friend?

>>36990633
I'm almost excited, but I will be busy later tonight so we'll see
>>36990642
Tell her it's a good time to practice her housewife skills
>>36990990
Because she wears the pants bearg
and my mind is stuck in the gutter for now, I'm horny

Gonna go for a bit, so I'll be back, for, I don't know, random bullying later

>>36991070
>spoiler
Talk to Austria-chan she can help you with that

>>36990990
>why do you keep saying that

This is the first I've said it. But from some of your stories, you make it sound like you're your sister's bitch to be perfectly honest.

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>>36990706
I'm talking whips and rope here.

>>36990990
It's alright my man, some guys just like to get tied up and have their balls stepped on stilettos. If that's your thing, you do you, I won't judge.

>>36991070
If she has shifts for both jobs on the same day she's out the door after 8:30 am and she usually don't get back home until 10 or 11 at night.
I don't mind her working one job since it give us some extra spending money and helps pay for her schooling, but two is too much. I'd rather her be spending time with friends or indulging in her hobbies. She has it stuck in her head that she has to use the summer to rake in a much cash as she can to help out since she feels like she's been a huge burden on me.

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>>36991070
Well, I'm wearing pants at that moment.
>>36991141
>bitch
Got a chuckle. She doesn't whine excessively about everything besides the beer thing and that's been going on since she was pretty young. Guess she can bit bossy sometimes.
>>36991434
You get your mind out of the gutter too. And hopefully she stops thinking she's a burden on you.

>>36991664
it's not just about the beer thing. It's just the vibe. I can't think of any examples right now, besides the time when she had to defend you because her friend made fun of your arms

>>36991434
Tell her it's an imouto's job to be cute and spoiled by their Onii-chan.
Also tell her if she has 2 jobs you won't be able to cum inside her during your sex marathons like you surely had planned.

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>>36991937
Does that really come off as being a bitch? I just thought she was being nice since I tend to absorb her friends jabs at me like a sponge.

>>36983471
>Thumbing my nipples.

Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right

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>>36991664
I'll have you know my mind is not in the gutter, I'm merely musing on your sexual proclivities. Everyone's got that one thing that really gets them going.

We'll see though, she's a stubborn one like me and she has a tendency tell sell herself short.

>>36991937
I don't particularly spoil her though. We just do nice things for each other when we can and divvy up most efforts or housework between us. Sure I carry the financial weight, which I honestly don't mind, but the extra cash she pulls in from part-time work during school, or work over the summer, lets us do or have nicer things sooner than we normally would have.

The sex will happen regardless of either of our work schedules. Hell, there's been a few times where one of us wakes the other up so we can do it before going back to sleep.

And any painting of her insides is purely an accident, or at least it will be for another year.

>>36992435
>The sex will happen regardless of either of our work schedules. Hell, there's been a few times where one of us wakes the other up so we can do it before going back to sleep.
Nice

>And any painting of her insides is purely an accident,
Oh yeah, has she said anything else about that? you mentioned that she liked it.

>>36992029
No, it doesn't. Like I said, it's how it feels. Maybe it's also because your own dialogue sounds minimalist compared to hers, so she's seems like the more "active" one in the relationship. bitch was a poor choice of word tbqh

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>>36992435
>tfw no dom sororitas gf

This is somehow not original