/britfeel/

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best europe represent

>>26439917
This will never be a thing, stop pushing it

>favourite take away had a food hygiene inspection yesterday
>got a 5

Yay no paki semen in my kebabs

Just finalised my house purchase today guys, I now own land and the bricks that sit on top.

Don't know what the fuck to do with myself now since this is all I've been building to since I got my job.

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Waifus, lads.
Post waifus

>>26439996
>I now own land

Are you sure about that? My mum owns the building, the light and the air, but not the land.

pakis out now
Original paki.

>>26439996
Modify it to make it perfect for you. Install and game room and shizz and invite /britfeel/ around for movie nights.

>>26440006
Fairly sure it set out that the land within the borders of the house is legally owned by me.

What's the first thing I should do with my social retard palace?

>>26440007
Fuck off, George

This is our county now bitch

>>26439996
You do realise the housing market is going to completely crash after the 2020 general election and 3 bedroom houses are going to be going for 100 grand right?

My brother owns about 6 rental properties and is cashing in on them starting now as his tenants contracts run out for this exact reason.

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>>26439998
>I will never be able to nuzzle up with her

https://xboxgamertag.com/search/hypervoltage/

Please help me get my gamertag back. I'm afraid I'm quite mentally ill and I shalln't be able to sleep right without it.

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FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT

Tonight's film, starting at 10PM, is The Fifth Element, a Sci Fi cult clasic starring Bruce Willis.

The stream is available at pic related, the pasword is "poleabooismywaifu".

The only rule is don't be a cunt. Film starts at 10, random music playing until then.

Se you guys then!

>>26440041
Piss everywhere to mark your territory.

>>26440041
Concrete everything and make it zombie proof

>>26440049
i wish this would happen but it won't

>>26440066
TRIPPLE DUBS

Get on their support chat you tit

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>>26439998
My hope, my inspiration, my everything.

My waifu~

>>26440049
I don't really care about selling it and moving up the property ladder, it's more than big enough for me and I can afford the mortgage easily, even if there was a big jump in the interest rate.

I bought a house to live in, not as an investment lottery ticket like the baby boomer scum generation.

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>>26440105
Keep on doing it for her Tilde.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvsY9aBORSk

you're all watching our lad nigel live right?

>>26440092

Tried that. I don't know the email, the passowrd, or any of the security details. My only hope is a unemployed white hat hacker taking pity on me, or some kind of deep regression therapy.

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This nigger is fucked in the head

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>>26439998

Present and correct, my good man

>>26440137
>That autism in the live chat

Jesus Christ.

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>>26440146
>tfw he still hasn't dropped TLOP yet

Fuck's sake Kanye. Just release it so I can listen to it and go to bed

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>>26439998

I've practically rewatched the whole of season 1 making screencaps by this point.

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>>26439998
akarat have mercy on you demon, for i shall not

>>26440138
Phone them and explain the situation, do you have payment details attached?

>>26440123
would you be open to me rimming you while you look at pictures of your waifu?

heard will self wrecked some tory cunt on channel 4 but can't find any videos

>>26440217

I did. It was an old, now expired, credit card.

Do you think I could get the details for it from my bank?

>>26440077
Gonna watch first dates first, already logged in though

What do your parents do for work lads?

>>26440117
Fair play. Think I hate boomers more than any group in the world.

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>>26440146
Reminder that he has fucked your waifu

>>26440276
Possibly yeah. Why can't you sign up a new account?

Try ringing MS anyway, they might take pitty and ask for your post code or something

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anyone else in the Support group here? I was placed in it after being assessed out of the blue for my depression and suicidal thoughts

not really sure what to expect

>>26440500
you ever tried masturbating in public lad?

>>26440267
will self can't wreck anything
he's a pretentious retard that appeals to left for cheap laughs, if you've ever seen him on QT you'll know what a fool he makes of himself
unncecessarily verbose like brand without actually saying anything

>>26440146
Donda's tits

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>>26439998
Phone post, but I have to do it for her.

>>26440540
bet you'd love him if his politics were the same as yours

>>26440404

I've moved though.

I don't want a new account. Gamserscore, but more importantly DLC and pride.

>>26440500

Assessed by whom?

asperger cousin's still going mental

wish i was his height or taller (6'4) so i wouldn't be so scared of him getting violent if i had a go at him, he keeps clenching his fists and say how he'd love to punch someone and i'm the one who's mean't to calm him down ffs

my mum says she's gonna ring the police if he carries on

this is truely JUST tier right now

>>26440220
The sakuposter would love that I believe.

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>a stranger girl at the shopping mall asked me in a serious helpful manner if i wanted to go to the youth psychiatric ward with her
That's it lads. I'm so insane that a stranger who has NEVER seen me before can tell within seconds of barely looking at me that i need to go to a fucking nuthouse.

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>>26439998
I want to be her

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>>26440602
I TRY TO TELL EM THEY WON'T BE ME, NIGGA

what are you lads up to, anything? i'm bored shitless to be frank

>>26440570
thankfully I'm not that stupid
I'm also struggling to think of anyone on the right that acts as arrogant or tries to belittle their opponent rather than arguing the point, maybe starkey? but then he's actually intelligent

>>26440601

Sounds like a good date for a couple of oddballs.

>>26439993
on that day m8

>>26440612
watching my autistic cousin go fucking nuts

wish i was a big guy

>>26440601
Maybe going out naked and smearing yourself in shit wasn't the best thing to do.

>>26440601
Children out.

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Tried joining in with the "banter" at work, it just made them laugh at me more, one of my co-workers even surreptitiously farted in my face while I was eating my food. BOY I'M SO GLAD THAT I'M NOT A NEET ANYMORE.

>>26440662
>going out
never a good idea

>>26440726
tell us what happened lad

oc

>lying on bed under blanket with laptop
>extremely cosy
>donuts and other snacks to eat
>got all night to shitpost
life is good lads

>>26440662
okay, i gotta admit that I didn't shower yesterday and didn't wash my hair/face so i might not have looked the best. but then again my hair was only slightly greasy, there is no way I was standing out in that distance. I wore fresh, clean clothes and was shaved and everything.

>>26440702
This is what's bugging me the most. I'm 23 years old and also look 23, i have slight hairloss at the temples and am fairly tall. if i belong into a psychatric ward then a real one and not one for children and youngsters

>>26440744
post cock famalam

Pol-aboos sisters stopped him taking the PS4 upstairs

Ranted about him not doing anything with his life, all he does is go on the computer and play vidya
Sarcastically said they were trying to help him
They also want him to leave the room but pol-aboo doesn't want to give them the satisfaction

>>26440726
I can only talk to my co-workers when we're on nights out and I'm drunk. When I'm at work and sober, I put my headphones in, do my work and go home. You fucked up m8

>>26440744

Enjoy your bed full of crumbs, won't be so comfy then, will it? And how are you going to shitpost while eating a doughnut without getting sugar and grease all over your keyboard?

>>26440775
>being able to talk to coworkers at all
>going on nights out with them

Poleaboo wants you to know, you're a normie

>>26440775
Pretty lucky to be able wear headphones at work. I can't just because my boss is a cunt

>>26440788
>not standing up to eat
i'm not a savage you know

>>26440784
hello are those of asian decent allowed?

>>26440500
means you dont have to participate in work related activities or work focussed interviews with your advisor. also pays out at a higher rate than WRAG.

get better soon anon!

>>26440775
Whatever, I just wanted to get those fucktards to leave me alone. If I can't quit this job soon I'm just going to pretend to kill myself and get signed into a mental asylum, it would be better than this shit.

>>26440799
They ask me as I'm leaving work and I'm really lonely so I agree to go

>>26440803
They've banned headphones/music for my team at work because they need to be able to answer the phones. I'm the guy that deals with the post and sits in the corner so I continue to listen to music and podcasts

>got pizza delivered
>they've taken the dip holders out of the boxes and haven't provided me with any free tip

The fucking Jewishness of it. Expecting me to pay for each individual dip?

>>26440784
>tripfags and circle jerking already

I'm out. Fucking ruined.

>>26440908
We don't get calls I don't talk to anyone all day. Just not allowed music because my boss needs his power trip. He tries to make people turn off their mobile phones as well.

>Tilde already attention whoring the stream chat

Can we not ban the cunt?

>>26440951
You can just ignore it, duder. I'm in there and hardly paying attention to the chat since the movie hasn't even started yet

>tfw too scared to talk in the /britfeel/ movie chat

>>26440963
That's shit. My boss is alright but HR at my job are a bunch of sociopaths

>>26440967
he's such a pathetic cunt

That isn't me in the film chat lads~

I am not going to watch it since I am too busy~

>>26440974
God, don't post stuff like this. People will get confused and namedrop random people

Why are more people not joining the stream, the film is starting after the next video.

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I fucked up robots
>Be me
>Yesterday
>Still living with folks until I get my own place during my time at UNI
>Mother is going out for a month so I get the whole house to myself
>Gone for a few days
>Start playing some vidya.
>Drinking beer
>Sunbathing
>Heading down to gym.
>Start playing music quite loudly.
>Get a crazy idea.
>Decide to spend the entire day naked
>Butt-naked
>At first it feels weird, and I cover up my johnson as best I can.
>But then I realise there's no one there.
>Let my dingus flop out.
>bigblackjohnson.mp4
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Actually parade around the house
>I actually start dancing to some of the music naked
>Start doing the meat-copter
>I gotta tell you it feels liberating being nude in the open. You feel the wind and breeze in places you've never felt before.
>Being naked becomes commonplace now.
>I cook naked.
>I play vidya naked.
>I eat naked.
>I dance naked.
>I sleep naked.
>I shit-post naked.
>I've never felt more alive.
>Being nude is common place, it's become the norm now, clothing has become a hastle, unless I have to go out.
>Actually wonder if there are any nudist camps out there.
>Feeling pretty bored.
>Decide to go out.
>It's a beautiful night.
>Nothing but the sound of crashing waves.
>It also starts to drizzle a bit.
>Have the sudden urge to pee.
>Decide to piss off a ledge.
>Turn around
>Fat bitch looking at me, dyed hair, weird looking glasses
>Get caught off guard and turn around and pee on her shoes
>I also realise that I'm naked.
>I'm fucking naked.
>I have walked out of my house, stark, fucking naked.
>oh fuck
>I thank god that I'm black and I run into the night, the drizzle reflecting off my chocolate ass cheeks, as I used the speed of my ancestors to run the fuck back home.
>I slam the door and take a shower.
>MFW I might be sent to jail for exposing myself to a fat ass woman.
>MFW I'm not going outside for a long time.
>MFW I'm typing this story naked.

>>26441030
blog about it on reddit

>>26441030
where did you put your keys anon

what is the britfeel chat or britfeel movie i want in!

I've been beset by a great feeling of loneliness, lads.

>>26441062
no you don't tilde and his tripfag mates are in there shitting it up

>>26441030
I've been looking for that reaction pic for years

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>be me

stopped reading there. hate that fucking shit

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>>26441030
>mfw only cool black guy

>>26441081
The tilde in the chat isn't the actual tilde, but I get the feeling you knew that. Even then it's easy to ignore
>>26441062
See >>26440784

>>26441030
>>26441059
where did you put your keys, wallet, phone, other accessories anon?

>>26441101
who cares who it is? it's like batman, it's just a title that any fat faggot can take
I left the room, it's shit

had a chinese tonight lads, was damn tasty

>Tilde got banned from the chat
HAHAHAHAHA
Take that you irritating faggot. Now why can't we ban him from these threads?

>>26441158
nah he's back, wish he'd fucking die tbqh

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Please ignore anyone else trying to cause drama in the chat, have a good evening lads~

>>26441185
I too wish that Tilde would die if he cannot manage to stop tripfagging and attention whoring. It seems only a fair punishment.

>>26441195
Which part of "We don't want you here" don't you understand? Every fucking thing we do you have to make it about yourself.
Fuck off already. You're insufferable.

if I wear the same jumper and jeans every day will people notice?

FILM IS STARTING LADS COME JOIN US

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FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT

The Fifth Element is starting!

Password "poleabooismywaifu"

Join and be /comfy/

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Who here's been watching KonoSuba lads?

>>26441422
is it good? it looks cute

>>26441258
probably. I wear the same trousers and hoodie at work all the time and then a selection of grey T-shirts. no one has said anything

not to blow my own trumpet, but i reckon my new haircut looks well cute desu lads :3

>>26441506
pics? :3
I'd like to blow your trumpet!

>>26441506
show us your legs please

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>>26441440
I'm enjoying it so far lad, pretty cute.

>>26441506
What you get?
I'm having mine done tomorrow first one in a year. I don't want the stacy to laugh at me desu

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>>26440377
Taylor is my other waifu

>>26440507
>I have, got away with it 50% of the time

>>26440146
I really like Kanye must be bonsai, Kim, no so much

>>26440612
Watching cartoons until the movie

>>26441573
only 50% of the time? you need to tell me a story senpai so i can fap

>>26441526
>>26441561
i'm shy, sowwy :3

maybe on steam?

>http://youtu.be/agYe24QpM8Q

is this old anime or cartons, what's the difference lads

Evening, lads

Gimme to film/series to watch tonight (im drunk) please. ta

>>26441618

Get in the britfeel film viewing you nonce

>>26441571
looks pretty lewd desu lad

are you sure

>>26441632
Don't tell me what to do.

Fuck off robot.

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>>26441506
>>26441526
>>26441604
don't do this please

>>26441655
let them be gay

>>26441655
b-but i'm genuinely a 22 old twink who needs a bf

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>tfw gg alin was ne'er u best friend
>tfw you never got to purchasa gg alin's quadroople gold and triple platinum hits
>tfw u will neer touch gg alin's cold dead body, whit u tongue
>tfw u will ne'er smell gg alin before ye see him
>tfw gg alin is followed by a green love crowd
>tfw u will ne'er dine with gg alin at mcdonald

>tfw gg alin is LOVE; tfw gg alin is LIFE

I'm being turned into a hippie and I don't like it.

>>26441697
move to brighton and go full vegan-dreadlock scumbag

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>>26441642
It can be, lad. But still very cute.

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>>26441655
I have a collection of /britfeel/ lewds and semi lewds built over the past year

I can assure you most are pretty qt

>>26441769
where can I send you some of mine :3

i don't want post them publicly here sowwy

>>26441737
O-oh my

downloading

Getting shitfaced alone at home fuck yes

>>26441819
yes lad me too

>>26441679
where u at? :3

>>26441932
Bristol

you? :3

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>>26441797
[email protected]

gib qt legs

>drinking because of loneliness has made me not qt
>tfw going to die alone

>>26441975
Don't worry, we all die alone technically, and there is no way of objectively wasting your life because once your dead your dead, it's all pointless. Just do what you do and die.

>>26441990
But I'm not going to be able to do what I want to do because I'm not qt

>>26441975
Men can't be qt, faggots out

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Anyone got that guide on scrounging benefits to become a NEET? I need it for a friend

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>out of weed
>tiny bit of half burnt stuff in my vape
>scrape dregs of weed and keef together
>mix it all up
>put in bong
>hit it
>SO FUCKING HARSH
>lungs still burning
>not even high

I learned to just deal with it until you get some more rather than being a desperate cunt.

>>26442151
>be 18+
>dont have job
>turn up to job centre
>collect bennies

>>26442219
BRUV
DOOB
AHA

>>26442151

You'll end up working in poundland for free.

>>26442285
MATE
GANJA
HAHA

>tfw fell for the nightwalk meme
>tfw sitting by a river drinking pineapple juice

I would recommend it, really quite comfy~

What are you lads doing tonight?

checking in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB9-ZWMiRUo

>>26442618
>drinking pineapple juice
Had enough of your cum being too salty?

Baked bean pizza tonight lads. Who /fibre/ here?

>>26442618
That's loaded with calories. I think you should just roll your dead weight into the river.

>>26442565
GUV
ERB
LOL

>>26442770
>tfw your cum is naturally sweet

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>>26442618
Getting fucked and playing EDF at a friends house. -- junlad

>>26442770
How would you know what it tastes like, anon?

>>26442855
>Those figs

you're doing gayshit again aren't you

>>26442855
Fuck off cumrag

>>26441949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFBLiHpkcOk

>>26442855

used to play a drinking game to the original EDF with a bud of mine.
If you both survived the mission no one has to drink.
If 1 of you died but you still passed - both take single shots.
If both die and you need restart the mission - double shots.
Played with bourbon.

10/10 would get hammered again.

>>26442855
>Peasant Vodka
>Shiggydiggy
Seriously, even Russian Standard is worth the upgrade.

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One day if I live long enough I'll have to bury my mum and talk to all her friends at the funeral

What a sobering and terrifying thought that is

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>>26442855
>Not drinking Spiyrtus

Limp wristed weeb detected

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>>26442855
Nice one lad, have a comfy one~

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>tfw a girl has a massive crush on you

she's not as good looking as me tho, I'd say I'm a solid 5/10, she's a 2 or 3.

what should I do lads
btw I'm a quiet 19 year old khhv

>>26443033
I had to send a lad home from work this week. His grandad died and they were trying to find a flight to get his mum to the Sechelles. Apparently you're not allowed to leave the body out so they wanted to have the funeral the next day. Took a lot of arguing to get them to have the funeral on Tuesday. She's flying Monday morning. Bit of a cultural thing.

I'm absolutely not saying no to that because I'm not a heartless cunt.

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http://youtu.be/szE3DTbtqw8

This artists angle and the scar that'll have you knackered by the gist of this song.
The day does indeed grow braw, far flung, I will both to go show, one to sing one to drum this song is nae a poem.
There is fire on this on this paper lets laughter back up and Mozart together, my laugh is quieter.
A curse below the eye of the Luna with quiet cider windows to spectate a glimpse of a true lamb slaughter
>but that's been tho
>the heart seen yo
>them beams of light
>they've seen ones fight
>have half a proton, it won't deliver
>the real ones are the considered
Pandering for the force of who wants to be a traveling man, sit Dow shut up Bonsai again the view, the view, the view is on fire left the lot and went for a walk in the woods to bump into this imagination of mine again.
>cellar door
>what for?
>proof of effort to try and sell again
>food for the soul do I have any other goal
>And throw my luna with a twang
>with gnawing vengeance
>tearing my nerves with bitter pang
>I hope it ne'er happens again
>hurry the fuck up thirteen.

>http://youtu.be/tWYOVsK7eK4

>>26442918
It was free >>26443050
>>26443068
Thanks lad

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>>26443096
you're probably better than a 5/10 you just need the confidence of your first conquest

then grills become pretty easy, just remember like 95% of them are assholes and not worth investing in

>>26443068
GO DROWN IN IT YOU FAT FAGGOT

>>26443068
Get a coat that fits, you tramp.

>>26442915
I'm really loving this new one. Hundreds of giant ants to fuck up.

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Looking at flats tomorrow lads. Finally moving out of Mum and Dad's house. Am I a man yet?

>>26443096
Belittle her and make sure she knows what a worthless bint she is

>>26443333
rent or buy?

Renting feels like a scam desu

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>>26443444
I'm buying mate. Most of the places I'm seeing are tenented so I have to kick people out.

Also checked.

>>26443472
are they brown people

>>26443472
Don't they have rights to appeal against that?

I want to move out but I'm going to wait until I can buy, how much you make?

>>26443444
>Renting feels like a scam desu

Only if you live there for longer than 5 or so years

Otherwise it isn't, thanks to all of the fees involved in buying, selling and owning houses.

>>26443527
Its paying money for nothing though. At least with a mortgage you end up with something

>>26443549
Yes, you end up with less money than you would have if you just rented.

There's calculators on this sort of thing.

It depends entirely on how long you live in a place. Last I checked it was 7 years until buying was sensible, it might have changed since.

>>26443505
>>26443502
They have two months notice.

I make 27K / year. I have a 30K deposit and Halifax will lend me 122K.

Film night was really fun really enjoy it

>>26443605
You're paying off some other nigger's mortgage.May as well get something out of it. That's why I moved back into my parents' house.

>>26443614
Shame fatilde had to try and ruin it.

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What's the best way to pick up qt big girls in the UK?

>>26443614
MULTIPASS

GOOD MOVIE NIGHT MATEYS LOOKING FORWARD TOO IT AGAIN

HOPEFULLY

>>26443640
Hang about at the Maccys drivethrough (on foot) at 2am every night for a month.

>>26443632
Not everyone has the option of living with parents.

>may as well get something out of it

Except you don't... you get the exact opposite. What part of "you lose money by buying if you don't plan to live there for x amount of years" is so confusing for you?

>tfw all you look forward to in life is your next meal

>>26443654
>wanted to watch Jackass and was talking about how he posts on reddit

This is why identifying ourselves is a really bad idea.

>>26443605
Really so
>burn 600 bong
>end up with nothing

or

>buy 600 bongs worth of a house
>pay some fees and interest too
>end up with 600 bong worth of house minus the fees

>>26443654
Don't be a dick and start calling everyone gay next time though mate

>>26443638
He wasn't there for most of it thankfully.

Britfeel movie night confirmed for huge success.

Movie chat confirmed for over-zealous word filter.

>>26443681
>what part of [non sequiter] confuses you?
I don't know senpai

>>26443638
He literally wasn't there lad

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>>26443444
>>26443527
>>26443549
it depends on your wages and the cost of the rent in question

For example when I was in Taiwan I was spending about 15% of my monthly budget on rent, I wouldn't call that a scam.

Now most rent prices in south England are pretty ridiculous, most propped up by dumb shit like housing benefit and mass immigration.

The downside of a Mortgage is you are officially a debt slave, you can't just up and leave to start a new life in another part of the world after something shit happens (idk your gf cucks you or something) and if you lose your job you are officially fugged if you can't keep up the payments you lose everything.

I'm currently living at mummies as fuck wasting money on rent atm

>>26443681
It's not confusing. I'd rather have my own place.

Sorry I've got parents?

>>26443687
See?

>>26443704
I thought senpaiimilar was a good word

>>26443687
Jesus christ

It's like talking to a lemon

>pay some fees and interest too

Yes, fees that make you poorer than if you had just rented for all of that time

This is a FACT. You "durrrr durrr rent is burning money" people are fucking idiots.

>>26443705
I think you need to go back and really look up what a non-sequitur is. Make sure you really understand what it means

>>26443704
Gutted that I missed it. I went to a mate's house and watched him have a massive domestic with his sister. Sounds like it was good? Did you watch Zulu

>>26443684
YEAH AS I SAID BEFORE IF YOU CHECK MY TRIP HISTORY I'll USE IT IF IT COMES UP BUT IT ISN'T MY FIRST PORT OF CALL

ALSO I IDED MYSELF IN THE CHAT AT THE VERY BEGINNING BECAUSE I'M A ATTENTION WHORE

ALSO WHATS WRONG WITH JACKASS?

>>26443738
tfw I will never watch swiss senpaily robinson

>>26443746
Sorry but you've got it wrong.

Build equity or pay off some other cunt's mortgage. Those are your only options.

>>26443695
DONT SUGGEST VAMPIRE GIRL VS ZOMBIE GIRL OR WHAT EVER THAT SHIT WAS AND ALL I DO IS KICK OFF AT FAGGOTS SO KICK ME OR FUCK OFF

>>26443807
Yea you've jumped the shark with this gimmick desu mate, you're as bad as Tilde at this point.

>>26443746
According to google the average mortgage fee is 1000 so after 2 months of living there you will have more worth than renting to cover the fee. now interest is also a cost but it is not so high that it mean you aren't buying up bits of the house each month.

>>26443760
Nah we didn't we watched the fifth element. Never seen zulu, how many dindu's get murdered in it?

>>26443772
I've got no problem with Jackass, it's great.
We should watch it next Friday.

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Hey guys, Ravager here, don't worry the Goddesses of Victory have arrived. Note my Waifu in the pic, the lovely Wing Diver-Chan. Look forward to cybering with you all soon.

>>26443840
Loads mate it's fucking awesome. I just got a new PC so I don't have my .gif clip of it (defencethefalklands.gif) but would recommend. Here's the battle it's based on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke's_Drift

Lads does anyone want to watch another film? I will host.

>>26443827
THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?

>>26443792
You're a fucking idiot. Use this calculator, plug in actual realistic answers and see why you're wrong

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/house-prices/10373797/Should-you-rent-or-buy.html

That goes for every other moron who thinks you should buy a house even if you plan to move out just a couple of years later because "paying some nignogs mortgage"

>>26443833
No

>>26443919
What have you got in mind?

>>26440049

Wow. I hope this is bait. If not well:

Housing market in the UK is not crashing anytime soon. We have had like 0.5% interest rates for mortgages for like six years.

The housing market is not going to crash after the 2020 elections. You have no idea if it will or not.

I actually hate seeing people write stuff here like they are experts but they're chatting shit. Worst shit posting on 4chan. jees

>>26443986
>We have had like 0.5% interest rates for mortgages for like six years

What do you think is going to happen when interest rates go up mate?

>>26443940
Calling me an idiot isn't much of an argument. There's no reason to be upset by not being able to afford it. You might get there one day mate.

>>26443919

Not a whole film but I am up for watching assorted nonsense from youtube, it isn't bedtime yet

>>26443884
Wew lad very sexy

>>26443986
I personally hope it does, it's the only way i'll be able to afford a place in my area.

>>26443940
When you move out after a couple of years why not rent it out to pay the mortgage?

I'M GOING TO BED ENJOY YOURSELVES

>>26443675

Emphasis on QT, not skanks

>>26444047
He won't be able to afford it. He's either unemployed or some sort of manual worker or checkout slave. Proper angry about it by the looks of things.

Personally I'd be looking to improve myself and get a decent job.

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>>26444092
Yeah man I prefer Question Time to skanks.

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>>26444087
good night lad, I hope you sleep at least 10 hours tonight :)

two homo robots for the collection desu

>>26444127
Ten hours is far too much.I get six during the week an seven on weekends. Any more and you might be a girl.

>>26443940
Wow mate you actually have it wrong.

You are assuming people buying their house will move out after some years. You are also assuming people won't move every single year after 12 month tenancy is up.

It is much better to get on housing ladder asap then to pay somebody else's mortgage.

I honestly cannot believe how you are trying to shout everybody down in the thread.

Plus added security of knowing you have assets to liquidate in dire situation.
Plus added security that landlord wont choose to move somebody else in after contract is ended.

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>>26444168
I've been sleeping a lot more since I started liftan

Looks like there's a juicy get coming up, might go for it.

>>26444127
WE'LL SEE COULD BE ANYWHERE BETWEEN 6-14

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>>26444222
you forgot your trip, silly

>>26444007

From a buy to let perspective they will decrease. However they are still not building enough properties to meet the ever increasing need for homes. So it will be fine.

The reason government won't built shit loads of new council houses or any social housing is because it will destroy the market value.

Unless this happens. The house market in uk is pretty safe desu.

>>26444246
I don't know, in london the average price is going to be so high most people will not be able to afford a house. If no one can buy one then it is not worth that amount.

>>26444190
Alright well perhaps you've got some teckers plan I don't know. Keep at it I suppose.

>>26444246
Stamp duty is going up for BTL landlords in April. They're offloading properties now because they'll be worth less soon.

I would like the get

I was wondering, though I'm not british and usually don't post here. Does anyone here like The Smiths?

>>26444348
Gets are an obsolete resource

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britfeel will claim the /get/ :^)

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>>26444348
Too early m80

>>26444378
Is that a bloke mate?

>>26444348
Won't happen for about 2 minutes, then the amount of posts will spike for the next minute. I think at least, I'm ballparking.

Late night britfeel always is the best time for discussion. All the gimmicks go to bed or slow down while NEETs rise and decent topics start forming.

>>26444367
Rock a shit
Johnny Foreigner out

>>26444408
Thats what I'm imagining

Fuck sake lads britfeel needs to get this get

>>26444409
Oh shit the spike is already happening
Well I had to edit that post twice to change the minute so I wasn't too far off

>>26444408
idk but it's from /fit/ so it's probably a fucking trap

also, GET you fags

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Some Irish person posted a picture of himself at age nine in a /pol/ whiteness thread. Here's the reverse image results.

>>26444440
>>26444438
fuuuuuuu so close

>>26444244
IN BED CAN'T SLEEP

>>26444444
I BELIEVE I CAN POOOOOOOOOOST

>>26444476
lol what the fug

>>26444444
What was it?
Super duper originalles

Might have a weatherpoons breakfast tomorrow
Cheap beer makes everything better

>>26443126
So there this forest or some shit with a river that runs thru it, a evil river witch, the Eli's and the humans have a battle the elf queen dies and a jump jet flys over head, see you next week friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0OH-Yqzi8k

>tfw little shop of horrors
>could only find the stage show
>Phantom of the opera
>the lads won't sit still that long
>the river witch
>did tide go an hero
>I hope not
>I'm just getting started
>be me
>be 17
>out walking the dog in the wood
>need that release
>have my first out door fap
>my dog is eye balling me the whole time
>bonsai is no quitter
>pull through
>I left the dog at home the next time

>>26444149
have i been used? why didn't you reply to me ;-;

fucking twat

>>26445032
whats up lad mate?

>>26445091
He doesn't have a foreskin and his glucose is broken

>>26440775
Anyone else hide in the bogs on their work break so they don't have to talk to anybody?

>>26445190
I don't get work breaks so I hide in the bogs. My boss challenged me on it and I implied I had a shitting problem. I just needed 10 minutes away from my desk desu.

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Who /KEBABHOUR/ here? got myself my donner + chips with extra chilli sauce, got some cans

COMFY/10 here we come

>>26445341
i want to lick your anus

Doing a very drunk lads hahaha

>>26445357
best do it sooner rather than later lad

>>26445372
After a curry do they taste spicy?

>was listening to some Meshuggah at a pretty high volume earlier today
>sitting in bed a few minutes ago
>suddenly get a ringing noise in my ears
>it went away but I swear I can still hear a very faint ringing
I'm scared lads, holy fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck
please don't be tinnitus

>talking to gay lad from britfeel on throwaway emails
>he says he has a collection of lewd pics from britfeel anons over the years
>says i should take a pic
>send him one after taking ages to build up the courage to take one
>he says its cute
>ask him for one back of him or one from his collection
>he doesn't reply

think i've been played desu

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>>26445466
I'd imagine so.... wanna find out?

WHO LEEDS UNI HERE?

I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO

>>26445492
he only wants to collect, you aren't a person but just another thing in his collection

>>26445492
I remember when there was only like 2 gays in these thread
and I was one of them

>>26445518
sort of senpai

>>26445551
we all go gay in the end, it's just sad that it takes some of us so long to realise it's the better deal and women are vampires of time and money, not to be trusted

>>26445551
The steam group and chat is full of gays meeting up and having sex.

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>>26445492
>sending lewd pics without meeting up first and being in a loving relationship

Feel bad for you mate.

>>26445492
If you don't already know someone, and you aren't already close to them, I don't see why you'd send them a picture of yourself. Especially a lewd one

>>26445583
>probably been here the longest
>no qt britfeel bf

a lonely failure even here
I should have posted anime girls

K E T T E R I N G

it's not all bad though, i got a week off.

how are we ignoring valentines this year?

>>26445623
where you @ senpai?

>>26445623
>tfw no bf at all
>tfw been rejected by people on /britfeel/ because I'm an ugly fucker

>>26445647
The North senpai.

>>26445662
I'm sorry anon.

>>26445469
I've got tinnitus mate but I don't even notice it until some cunt like yo mentions it. It is not that bad desu once you are used to it.

I pretty much met the lads I meet through the steam group. And plans to meet more through it, just takes some participation and risktaking.

>>26445770
>tfw going to meet an anon tomorrow
bricking it desu

>>26445811
I have only had good experiences so far. So good luck lad. But I was so anxious before I was sick a lot hahaha.

>>26445853
Hopefully. All the negative outcomes keep running through my mind

watching Nagi no Asukara but need a piss. Got two 2litre bottles next to my bed. DO I DO IT M80s?

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>>26445903
Even if you just have a nice chat or chill and make a friend it will be good lad, if the guy is from here or similar you likely will understand eachother.

>>26445966
He seems like he might be a bit of a normie. younger and with friends and shit.

>>26445995
Younger is fine, depends if he is projecting normie to look good or is one. And depends on what you both expect to happen. I always anime and chill first time.

>>26445908

Only ruination awaits upon the road marked "piss bottle".

>>26446049
We are going to a pub for a pint. compared to me he seems to be a bit of a normie, or at least not given-up-on-life tier like I am.

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>>26445995
>>26446109
It'll be fine mate. I met my bf through /britfeel/. Try not to worry and get some sleep lad.

>>26446109
I'm sure it will be gucci lad. You can always come chill with me if it's shit.

>>26446137
We aren't even meeting in a homo way, I just don't want to be part of some joke.

>>26446137
>I met my bf through /britfeel/.
Rage of a thousand suns.
jealousy

>>26446160
How far are you traveling to meet?

Who here /crunkindrunk/?

>>26446217
Not far at all, I will be able to just go home when I want

>>26446239
I'm /moderatelybuzzed/

>>26446247
There you go. If it is a joke or whatever, you can go home and come back to all of us here.

>>26446209
Hampshire???? Very oc drunk

Thanks for your support anons

I'm feeling very melancholy right now

goodnight.

>>26446270
What you sipping on nigga?

>>26446299
No, I live in another place.

>>26446350
whiskey and ginger ale. I'm off to bed now though senpai.

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Its nearly 3am I don't know what I'm doing, all it said was serve with bread, I'm trying I'm sorry, it's some sort of Thai custard I don't know.

>>26446895
At least try spreading it ya fucking plank

>>26446895
kek that looks dire mate.

>>26446895
What the fuck is that hahaha

i don't have a bf lads :/

oc

>>26447952
Try the steam group.

>>26448206
they all already have bfs it seems

>>26448218
Where abouts you at lad.

>>26448240
Bristol

oc

>>26448240
where are you?

oooooceeee

So is anyone here actually straight?

>inb4 "are traps gay?"

>>26449079
Being attracted to someone that looks female isn't gay you retard.

>>26448541
Fareham lad lmao

>>26448332
hey me too oc

>>26449417
>>26449471
post steams or something

>too tired to sleep

help me

>>26450734
>12 hours of sleep since Monday
why do I go on

>>26449288
Yeah, if you're delusional and refuse to acknowledge their flat man asses, jaw lines, stubble, etc.

There's a few cherry picked examples who look great, but most of them are just fucking nasty freaks, and so are you for fapping to them mate.

>>26450790
If those feature were present you may have a point. The majority of porn shemales though are very attractive, and I'm straight by the way.

>>26450734
Alcohol

Works for 95% of homeless people

>last night was a closet homosexuals pretend wanking to bloke's isn't gay as long as they have long hair and breast implants episode

Morning lads, how is everyone doing this morning?

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>>26439998
not going to say the 'w' word
>>26453666
its great, no one else is up this early, so I can cook in peace.
also beer

>>26453666
I'm alright ta pal, just having a few bevvies to get the day started.

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>>26453666
Good thanks mate. Going to view a couple of flats today. Started a proper row about it in the previous thread last night.

>mum loves spying on and searching my room
>put a lock on my door so she cannot anymore
>tells me roofer is coming round and needs to come in my room
>go to another room and leave my door open for roofer when he comes
>10 minutes later mum is searching my room

HAHAHAHA oh wow what a cunt she really cannot help herself

>>26453895
What is she looking for?

Does anyone else think coppers are useless? I mean the coins rather than the police.

>>26453903
I don't even know mate she just likes to go through my things.

>>26453940
She's got to think you're hiding something in there?

>>26453944
All my whole life she has been searching my room.