let's have a comfy night my good lads
all of my good lads are absolute starts
Just finalised my house purchase today guys, I now own land and the bricks that sit on top.
Don't know what the fuck to do with myself now since this is all I've been building to since I got my job.
You do realise the housing market is going to completely crash after the 2020 general election and 3 bedroom houses are going to be going for 100 grand right?
My brother owns about 6 rental properties and is cashing in on them starting now as his tenants contracts run out for this exact reason.
>I will never be able to nuzzle up with her
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Tonight's film, starting at 10PM, is The Fifth Element, a Sci Fi cult clasic starring Bruce Willis.
The stream is available at pic related, the pasword is "poleabooismywaifu".
The only rule is don't be a cunt. Film starts at 10, random music playing until then.
Se you guys then!
My hope, my inspiration, my everything.
I don't really care about selling it and moving up the property ladder, it's more than big enough for me and I can afford the mortgage easily, even if there was a big jump in the interest rate.
I bought a house to live in, not as an investment lottery ticket like the baby boomer scum generation.
Keep on doing it for her Tilde.
you're all watching our lad nigel live right?
Tried that. I don't know the email, the passowrd, or any of the security details. My only hope is a unemployed white hat hacker taking pity on me, or some kind of deep regression therapy.
>tfw he still hasn't dropped TLOP yet
Fuck's sake Kanye. Just release it so I can listen to it and go to bed
I've practically rewatched the whole of season 1 making screencaps by this point.
akarat have mercy on you demon, for i shall not
Reminder that he has fucked your waifu
anyone else in the Support group here? I was placed in it after being assessed out of the blue for my depression and suicidal thoughts
not really sure what to expect
will self can't wreck anything
he's a pretentious retard that appeals to left for cheap laughs, if you've ever seen him on QT you'll know what a fool he makes of himself
unncecessarily verbose like brand without actually saying anything
Phone post, but I have to do it for her.
asperger cousin's still going mental
wish i was his height or taller (6'4) so i wouldn't be so scared of him getting violent if i had a go at him, he keeps clenching his fists and say how he'd love to punch someone and i'm the one who's mean't to calm him down ffs
my mum says she's gonna ring the police if he carries on
this is truely JUST tier right now
>a stranger girl at the shopping mall asked me in a serious helpful manner if i wanted to go to the youth psychiatric ward with her
That's it lads. I'm so insane that a stranger who has NEVER seen me before can tell within seconds of barely looking at me that i need to go to a fucking nuthouse.
I TRY TO TELL EM THEY WON'T BE ME, NIGGA
thankfully I'm not that stupid
I'm also struggling to think of anyone on the right that acts as arrogant or tries to belittle their opponent rather than arguing the point, maybe starkey? but then he's actually intelligent
Tried joining in with the "banter" at work, it just made them laugh at me more, one of my co-workers even surreptitiously farted in my face while I was eating my food. BOY I'M SO GLAD THAT I'M NOT A NEET ANYMORE.
okay, i gotta admit that I didn't shower yesterday and didn't wash my hair/face so i might not have looked the best. but then again my hair was only slightly greasy, there is no way I was standing out in that distance. I wore fresh, clean clothes and was shaved and everything.
This is what's bugging me the most. I'm 23 years old and also look 23, i have slight hairloss at the temples and am fairly tall. if i belong into a psychatric ward then a real one and not one for children and youngsters
Pol-aboos sisters stopped him taking the PS4 upstairs
Ranted about him not doing anything with his life, all he does is go on the computer and play vidya
Sarcastically said they were trying to help him
They also want him to leave the room but pol-aboo doesn't want to give them the satisfaction
Enjoy your bed full of crumbs, won't be so comfy then, will it? And how are you going to shitpost while eating a doughnut without getting sugar and grease all over your keyboard?
Whatever, I just wanted to get those fucktards to leave me alone. If I can't quit this job soon I'm just going to pretend to kill myself and get signed into a mental asylum, it would be better than this shit.
They ask me as I'm leaving work and I'm really lonely so I agree to go
They've banned headphones/music for my team at work because they need to be able to answer the phones. I'm the guy that deals with the post and sits in the corner so I continue to listen to music and podcasts
I fucked up robots
>Still living with folks until I get my own place during my time at UNI
>Mother is going out for a month so I get the whole house to myself
>Gone for a few days
>Start playing some vidya.
>Heading down to gym.
>Start playing music quite loudly.
>Get a crazy idea.
>Decide to spend the entire day naked
>At first it feels weird, and I cover up my johnson as best I can.
>But then I realise there's no one there.
>Let my dingus flop out.
>Actually parade around the house
>I actually start dancing to some of the music naked
>Start doing the meat-copter
>I gotta tell you it feels liberating being nude in the open. You feel the wind and breeze in places you've never felt before.
>Being naked becomes commonplace now.
>I cook naked.
>I play vidya naked.
>I eat naked.
>I dance naked.
>I sleep naked.
>I shit-post naked.
>I've never felt more alive.
>Being nude is common place, it's become the norm now, clothing has become a hastle, unless I have to go out.
>Actually wonder if there are any nudist camps out there.
>Feeling pretty bored.
>Decide to go out.
>It's a beautiful night.
>Nothing but the sound of crashing waves.
>It also starts to drizzle a bit.
>Have the sudden urge to pee.
>Decide to piss off a ledge.
>Fat bitch looking at me, dyed hair, weird looking glasses
>Get caught off guard and turn around and pee on her shoes
>I also realise that I'm naked.
>I'm fucking naked.
>I have walked out of my house, stark, fucking naked.
>I thank god that I'm black and I run into the night, the drizzle reflecting off my chocolate ass cheeks, as I used the speed of my ancestors to run the fuck back home.
>I slam the door and take a shower.
>MFW I might be sent to jail for exposing myself to a fat ass woman.
>MFW I'm not going outside for a long time.
>MFW I'm typing this story naked.
stopped reading there. hate that fucking shit
Please ignore anyone else trying to cause drama in the chat, have a good evening lads~
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
The Fifth Element is starting!
Join and be /comfy/
I'm enjoying it so far lad, pretty cute.
Taylor is my other waifu
>I have, got away with it 50% of the time
I really like Kanye must be bonsai, Kim, no so much
Watching cartoons until the movie
don't do this please
>tfw gg alin was ne'er u best friend
>tfw you never got to purchasa gg alin's quadroople gold and triple platinum hits
>tfw u will neer touch gg alin's cold dead body, whit u tongue
>tfw u will ne'er smell gg alin before ye see him
>tfw gg alin is followed by a green love crowd
>tfw u will ne'er dine with gg alin at mcdonald
>tfw gg alin is LOVE; tfw gg alin is LIFE
It can be, lad. But still very cute.
I have a collection of /britfeel/ lewds and semi lewds built over the past year
I can assure you most are pretty qt
Don't worry, we all die alone technically, and there is no way of objectively wasting your life because once your dead your dead, it's all pointless. Just do what you do and die.
Anyone got that guide on scrounging benefits to become a NEET? I need it for a
>out of weed
>tiny bit of half burnt stuff in my vape
>scrape dregs of weed and keef together
>mix it all up
>put in bong
>SO FUCKING HARSH
>lungs still burning
>not even high
I learned to just deal with it until you get some more rather than being a desperate cunt.
Getting fucked and playing EDF at a friends house. -- junlad
used to play a drinking game to the original EDF with a bud of mine.
If you both survived the mission no one has to drink.
If 1 of you died but you still passed - both take single shots.
If both die and you need restart the mission - double shots.
Played with bourbon.
10/10 would get hammered again.
One day if I live long enough I'll have to bury my mum and talk to all her friends at the funeral
What a sobering and terrifying thought that is
>Not drinking Spiyrtus
Limp wristed weeb detected
Nice one lad, have a comfy one~
>tfw a girl has a massive crush on you
she's not as good looking as me tho, I'd say I'm a solid 5/10, she's a 2 or 3.
what should I do lads
btw I'm a quiet 19 year old khhv
I had to send a lad home from work this week. His grandad died and they were trying to find a flight to get his mum to the Sechelles. Apparently you're not allowed to leave the body out so they wanted to have the funeral the next day. Took a lot of arguing to get them to have the funeral on Tuesday. She's flying Monday morning. Bit of a cultural thing.
I'm absolutely not saying no to that because I'm not a heartless cunt.
This artists angle and the scar that'll have you knackered by the gist of this song.
The day does indeed grow braw, far flung, I will both to go show, one to sing one to drum this song is nae a poem.
There is fire on this on this paper lets laughter back up and Mozart together, my laugh is quieter.
A curse below the eye of the Luna with quiet cider windows to spectate a glimpse of a true lamb slaughter
>but that's been tho
>the heart seen yo
>them beams of light
>they've seen ones fight
>have half a proton, it won't deliver
>the real ones are the considered
Pandering for the force of who wants to be a traveling man, sit Dow shut up
Bonsai againthe view, the view, the view is on fire left the lot and went for a walk in the woods to bump into this imagination of mine again.
>proof of effort to try and sell again
>food for the soul do I have any other goal
>And throw my luna with a twang
>with gnawing vengeance
>tearing my nerves with bitter pang
>I hope it ne'er happens again
hurry the fuck up thirteen.
you're probably better than a 5/10 you just need the confidence of your first conquest
then grills become pretty easy, just remember like 95% of them are assholes and not worth investing in
Looking at flats tomorrow lads. Finally moving out of Mum and Dad's house. Am I a man yet?
I'm buying mate. Most of the places I'm seeing are tenented so I have to kick people out.
Yes, you end up with less money than you would have if you just rented.
There's calculators on this sort of thing.
It depends entirely on how long you live in a place. Last I checked it was 7 years until buying was sensible, it might have changed since.
What's the best way to pick up qt big girls in the UK?
Not everyone has the option of living with parents.
>may as well get something out of it
Except you don't... you get the exact opposite. What part of "you lose money by buying if you don't plan to live there for x amount of years" is so confusing for you?
it depends on your wages and the cost of the rent in question
For example when I was in Taiwan I was spending about 15% of my monthly budget on rent, I wouldn't call that a scam.
Now most rent prices in south England are pretty ridiculous, most propped up by dumb shit like housing benefit and mass immigration.
The downside of a Mortgage is you are officially a debt slave, you can't just up and leave to start a new life in another part of the world after something shit happens (idk your gf cucks you or something) and if you lose your job you are officially fugged if you can't keep up the payments you lose everything.
I'm currently living at mummies as fuck wasting money on rent atm
It's like talking to a lemon
>pay some fees and interest too
Yes, fees that make you poorer than if you had just rented for all of that time
This is a FACT. You "durrrr durrr rent is burning money" people are fucking idiots.
I think you need to go back and really look up what a non-sequitur is. Make sure you really understand what it means
YEAH AS I SAID BEFORE IF YOU CHECK MY TRIP HISTORY I'll USE IT IF IT COMES UP BUT IT ISN'T MY FIRST PORT OF CALL
ALSO I IDED MYSELF IN THE CHAT AT THE VERY BEGINNING BECAUSE I'M A ATTENTION WHORE
ALSO WHATS WRONG WITH JACKASS?
According to google the average mortgage fee is 1000 so after 2 months of living there you will have more worth than renting to cover the fee. now interest is also a cost but it is not so high that it mean you aren't buying up bits of the house each month.
Hey guys, Ravager here, don't worry the Goddesses of Victory have arrived. Note my Waifu in the pic, the lovely Wing Diver-Chan. Look forward to cybering with you all soon.
Loads mate it's fucking awesome. I just got a new PC so I don't have my .gif clip of it (defencethefalklands.gif) but would recommend. Here's the battle it's based on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke's_Drift
You're a fucking idiot. Use this calculator, plug in actual realistic answers and see why you're wrong
That goes for every other moron who thinks you should buy a house even if you plan to move out just a couple of years later because "paying some nignogs mortgage"
Wow. I hope this is bait. If not well:
Housing market in the UK is not crashing anytime soon. We have had like 0.5% interest rates for mortgages for like six years.
The housing market is not going to crash after the 2020 elections. You have no idea if it will or not.
I actually hate seeing people write stuff here like they are experts but they're chatting shit. Worst shit posting on 4chan. jees
He won't be able to afford it. He's either unemployed or some sort of manual worker or checkout slave. Proper angry about it by the looks of things.
Personally I'd be looking to improve myself and get a decent job.
Yeah man I prefer Question Time to skanks.
good night lad, I hope you sleep at least 10 hours tonight :)
Wow mate you actually have it wrong.
You are assuming people buying their house will move out after some years. You are also assuming people won't move every single year after 12 month tenancy is up.
It is much better to get on housing ladder asap then to pay somebody else's mortgage.
I honestly cannot believe how you are trying to shout everybody down in the thread.
Plus added security of knowing you have assets to liquidate in dire situation.
Plus added security that landlord wont choose to move somebody else in after contract is ended.
I've been sleeping a lot more since I started liftan
From a buy to let perspective they will decrease. However they are still not building enough properties to meet the ever increasing need for homes. So it will be fine.
The reason government won't built shit loads of new council houses or any social housing is because it will destroy the market value.
Unless this happens. The house market in uk is pretty safe desu.
Alright well perhaps you've got some teckers plan I don't know. Keep at it I suppose.
Stamp duty is going up for BTL landlords in April. They're offloading properties now because they'll be worth less soon.
Some Irish person posted a picture of himself at age nine in a /pol/ whiteness thread. Here's the reverse image results.
So there this forest or some shit with a river that runs thru it, a evil river witch, the Eli's and the humans have a battle the elf queen dies and a jump jet flys over head, see you next week friends
>tfw little shop of horrors
>could only find the stage show
>Phantom of the opera
>the lads won't sit still that long
>the river witch
>did tide go an hero
>I hope not
>I'm just getting started
>out walking the dog in the wood
>need that release
>have my first out door fap
>my dog is eye balling me the whole time
>bonsai is no quitter
>I left the dog at home the next time
Who /KEBABHOUR/ here? got myself my donner + chips with extra chilli sauce, got some cans
COMFY/10 here we come
>was listening to some Meshuggah at a pretty high volume earlier today
>sitting in bed a few minutes ago
>suddenly get a ringing noise in my ears
>it went away but I swear I can still hear a very faint ringing
I'm scared lads, holy fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck
please don't be tinnitus
>talking to gay lad from britfeel on throwaway emails
>he says he has a collection of lewd pics from britfeel anons over the years
>says i should take a pic
>send him one after taking ages to build up the courage to take one
>he says its cute
>ask him for one back of him or one from his collection
>he doesn't reply
think i've been played desu
I'd imagine so.... wanna find out?
>sending lewd pics without meeting up first and being in a loving relationship
Feel bad for you mate.
Even if you just have a nice chat or chill and make a friend it will be good lad, if the guy is from here or similar you likely will understand eachother.
It'll be fine mate. I met my bf through /britfeel/. Try not to worry and get some sleep lad.
Its nearly 3am I don't know what I'm doing, all it said was serve with bread, I'm trying I'm sorry, it's some sort of Thai custard I don't know.
Yeah, if you're delusional and refuse to acknowledge their flat man asses, jaw lines, stubble, etc.
There's a few cherry picked examples who look great, but most of them are just fucking nasty freaks, and so are you for fapping to them mate.
not going to say the 'w' word
its great, no one else is up this early, so I can cook in peace.
Good thanks mate. Going to view a couple of flats today. Started a proper row about it in the previous thread last night.
>mum loves spying on and searching my room
>put a lock on my door so she cannot anymore
>tells me roofer is coming round and needs to come in my room
>go to another room and leave my door open for roofer when he comes
>10 minutes later mum is searching my room
HAHAHAHA oh wow what a cunt she really cannot help herself
yea, they serve no point
also what cereal is everyone having? I'll give you a rating out of 10 desu
Thats okay, I do the same,
It's better cooking it properly though.
Thats also a 10/10 senpai, feels good not being the only one drinking
moar like roastie am I right
Only tried this for the first time this week (i consume 1-2 bowls of cereal daily, usually have 5 boxes open) and it is the best kept secret.
Yeah but I always feel like that about cereal I like and haven't had in a while.
It gets old after a while.
So I gotta ask, are british girls any better, or are girls just bitches regardless of country?
Normie brit here.
Most brit girls are not really that attractive imo. The attractive ones we do have though are incredibly self-involved and think everything needs to be about them. It's constantly me me me.
That's what happens when you get good looks in a country full of uggos.
Someone at work said he was an idiot. I don't support him or agree with him on much but I had to correct this. The man is not an idiot. Nor is he the literal Hitler the media portrays him as. Apparently I am an idiot too.
Must remember not to reveal my power level at work.
>watch Adventure Time while eating breakfast on a Saturday morning
I wonder how many other childrens' cartoons would contain a line like "it is one option, to know the ecstasy of my own ego-death".
Episode was trippy af desu.
>Not spending it with your waifu
Step it up lad
>end up crossing into the next county during nightwalk
>buy some water from 24 hour garage for 0 calories
>tfw walking back listening to the birds sing and watching the sun rise
Incredibly comfy desu. I will have to do it again some time~
Anyone ever played this? Most fun I've had with an rpg in a long time.
>often on bennies
>live with parents
>prefer neet life to wagesalving
>no hope of any future
>tracksuits for maximum comfy 24/7
why do we hate chavs again? i bet there are a few here right now
i've played it so many times that i usually just grind for specific traits and waifus (try and aim for different ones on each playthrough but...there's always favourites) so it's not really that interesting from a second party perspective
my one coc goal is to one day make a super manly character with a vagina, which from experience is nigh impossible since the whole game is geared in favour of making you a futa
still, it'd be nice to hear what you still
fap to, also at least you go for a different way of playing each time, I always just go for an uncorrupted, unchanged manly man character every time
Hmm...best ones for that personally speaking are probably cinnabar, dominika, edryn, ifris, joey,
kelt, LOTTIE, bunny girl (although forced transformations from having sex with her are annoying), ro'gar, IZUMI, all the driders, and goblins and minotaurs obviously gotta love the classics
that was a little more than i expected. anyway i'd recommend trying a character with a vagina just for the variety in sex scenes. i had a phase where all i would make was cowgirl bimbo breeding sluts, pretty fun actually
Waiting for an interview at chessington world of wage cuck. W-Wish me luck guis.
>Nobody in the Steam chat
>tfw 800 quid for 2 weeks working in a grocery store
>tfw moving to a place 5 minutes away
>tfw only paid once a month
>tfw lost all my cash on rent and deposit on the new place
>50 quid for food for an entire month
Guess I'll be eating nothing but bread, oatmeal, peanut butter, baked beans, milk and sausages for a month.
Thank god aldi is having a sale on their premium pork sausages, 3 quid for a kilogram, 92% pork and tastes amazing.
Co-op chicken satays and chilli sauce are completely vile
Pig asshole sausages are even worse
And then a Bland, Lettuce and tomato sandwich? Depressing
I bet those crisps are ready salted or something shit like that
i know but if you're going to live the dream neet life you might as well use your spare time to learn how to make food you like instead of relying on mummy's burnt chicken tendies
>And co op microwave hotdogs are legit the nicest tasting things ever.
I get these big ones in glass jars called Wilkinsons... or something like that anyway
They're pretty lush
Haven't tried co op ones but you seem to have the same awful taste in food as I do, so maybe I should.
She is quite the qt, but I agree with >>26455917 , it's one of the few games that I've felt were just too long, took me 18 hours to complete but there just wasn't enough variety throughout.
>LEARN TO COOK
Oh boy I sure do love spending 4 hours chopping and preparing and processing ingredients and then another 4 hours washing up all the pots and pans and plates and cutlery that got dirty.
>wasting valuable anime and fapping time learning to do mommy's job for her
>people liked my waifu
Yeah, I think there should have been more of the story parts (I loved the feel of the London environments) to break up the gameplay. The story/feels and atmosphere is what they did best.
Yea it was really good we had about 15-20 people watched Fifth Element was good banter apart from Shoutanon sperging out a bit at the end. I hope we carry on with another one soon.
Yes, it was almost like having real friends to hang out with on a Friday night.
>Would you like to nickname the captured Pokemon?
>[ ]Yes [ ]No