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going to have some ham on toast my good lads edition
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Can you make it all the way to the end without pausing, muting or looking away?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1455356388507.webm
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furst desu

post waifus
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>>26456660
couldn't handle it desu
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>>26456664
waifuposting best posting
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>>26456642
>ham on toast
Princes tinned ham on buttered toast with HP sauce is the food of NEET Kings
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>>26456660
I skipped through it.
Whats it about?
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>>26456660
That was actually a good joke tbf to him they have just got sticks up their arses
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>>26456700
george bush in iraq
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Last night was pretty rough for Poleaboo

Kicked off with his sisters again regarding the PS4, they said some cruel things

Also had a go at mum for babying him
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>>26456729
I heard someone awkwardly talking about incest porn, so I don't think thats actually true senpai
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>>26456723
wouldn't make it on national telly though would you
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>>26456699
Why do you hate your body so much?
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>>26456749
fine, don't believe me then
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>>26456766
That's not national telly though is it? Isn't it a Youtube show?
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>>26456767
>not hating yourself
get out normalshit
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>>26456767
Fuck off you normie freak
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>>26456739
>they said some cruel things
Elaborate lad. And lay off the fucking digimon, it's not that good.
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>>26456664

Saturday afternoon waifu post
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>>26456691
Why would you like the worst character in the game anon.
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My waifu

Desu oc mute fit latino
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>>26456893
NO DONT!!

IVE SEEN HIM POST A 6 PARAGRAPH ESSAY WHY SO MANY TIMES NOW.
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>>26456863
Digimon is a tradition grindy JRPG with monster collecting, it's perfect if that's what you're into

Spoke to him in a sarcastic voice, said he was having a tantrum (all he was doing was mirroring their ridiculous behaviour but that flew over their heads)

Some shit about getting a life, being a failure, spending all day in the house
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>>26456927
Poleaboo you still owe me a picture of your little sister's soles.
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>>26456893
>>26456925
I'll spare this other anon, just know she is special to me.
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>>26456739
Fuck off, paki cunt
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>>26456954
FUCKING BEAT UNDYNE ON GENOCIDE
awww yeah get rekt
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>>26456925
Lel that's retarded the character's like an autists self insert who everyone treats nicely.

Best not to set people like that off.
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Unibro from a couple days ago here, currently at a visit day for Loughborough. The rest of the applicants I'm grouped with are so fucking autistic, it's unbelievable. I have seen T H R E E Aperture Science t-shirts.
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>>26457028
>autistic
Portal is normie as shit
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90% of UK under-35s will never own their own home.

You best vote Corbyn if you want a future
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>>26457028
Fuck off, underage normie, you're not welcome here

>unibro
>giving yourself a nickname
Kill yourself
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>>26457075
If you're a NEET and not voting Corbyn, you're a fucking idiot
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>>26457075
/britfeel/ is Corbyn
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>>26456927
Play a real mans game like Battlefield, that will command their respect.
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>>26456927
>getting a life, being a failure, spending all day in the house
they have a point to be fair, least get a job lad
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>>26457075
That doesn't sound right to me. I find it hard to believe that 90% of people don't have a homeowner parent or relative they could inherit from.
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>>26457075
I'm 24 and just bought a house with money I saved from my job over the past 3 years.

I don't know what most people blow all their fucking money on.
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>>26457028
>someone from r9k
>calling other people autistic

Its just a shirt nigger, some people wear band tshirts, others wear vidya. Vidya is normie and mainstream as fuck these days. Normie vidya players are like real life /v/ - and will always think their opinions are better than anyone else's and they just love playing "cult" classics like Demon's Souls.
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>>26457028
>Unibro
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>>26457124
Useless shit to "show off" to their friends and neighbours.
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>>26457114
Is there a term for this sort of delusion where you project your beliefs onto a group you identify with?

Sort of like a passive no true Scotsman
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>>26457133
Probably, I'm quite happy to walk about with my primark shirts from 2 years ago.

When I see some twat dressed head to toe in River Island or some shit I just think what a fucking waste of money.

Who needs a completely new wardrobe every month.
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>>26456664
Getting ready for Valentine's
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>>26457124
Wow what job do you have an where do you live that you could afford an entire house after just 3 years?
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>>26457212
>where do you live that you could afford an entire house after just 3 years?
Scotland has a lot of lovely houses for cheap because >Scotland
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>>26457212
Not him but I am saving for a house too. Engineering graduate job. Living with the folks right now. Got about another year to so of saving to go.
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>>26457212
I live in Wales and I'm an engineer. Pay's decent and houses are relatively cheap.
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Why is sean bean such a shit actor
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>>26457152
I thought river island was cheap?

Then again, I avoid clothes shops like the plague.
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>>26456664
Whyafoo
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>>26457287
FUCK YOU. NED STARK BEST STARK.
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>Have to go for a haircut at 3
>Planned to hop in the shower now
>Dad's just jumped in the bathroom to take a shit, literally going to be sitting there for 20 mins
>Knew I was about to jump in for a 5 minute rinse

Did he do this on purpose or something, to try and piss me off?

>>26457299
Dunno, I shop in Primark so anything over 5 poonds for a shirt seems expensive to me.
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>>26457028
ayy senpai I'm at Loughborough

it's a good uni but the town is shite
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>>26457316
Gonna have a shower whilst smelling your dads shit as well

Nice
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>>26457121
>get a job lad
Because that's so easy these days
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>>26456664

Spending the weekend with Waifu and Junlad.
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I hope you don't accidentaly think I look over towards you, wink and write down my sexual desiers to fuck the spelling nap keys beneath these lonely fingers. If you acceptably accomadate these fingers inside mine find the glee in knowing fun working is a deal you can't not find time to sign

comfy
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>>26457316
>Tfw my dad calls taking a shit 'Squeezing out some brown toothpaste' and laughs uproariously everytime
Going to murder the cunt one day.
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I went for an expensive haircut and it looks like shit and the women was patronising
I look like a righter gayer now
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>>26457337
>7337
http://youtu.be/QreSqOBDPWI
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>>26457345
it's not as hard you claim it is
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>>26457472
>not hard to get a job
>not hard to get friends
>not hard to get a gf

Really is weekend in here. All the normies using their precious free time wisely I see
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>>26457412
What haircut did you get lad?
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>>26457412
Hold your nose and blow don't wobble it'll take a week but it will grow

Only 90 kids remember >>>b<<<
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I need to go to Tesco but I can't work up the motivation.

Someone tell me something good I can get there.
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>>26457487
you had jobs in the past, you had a placement year in accounting in the past, it's not hard
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>>26457287
One does not simply say Sean Bean is a shit actor, without explaining it.
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>>26457412
how much did you pay?

i got mine cut yesterday and it was 8 pounds
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Would you date a Homunculus?
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>>26457532
life is meaningless and you will always be a loser with no hope of ever getting a decent life
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im cold. I don't have an electric heatere because they use lots of electric and cost monies.

is this true?
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>>26457532
wine gums
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>>26457535
Fighting demons: The film
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>>26456664
Here's waifu~

Just shaved my legs again and noticed that my thigh gap has gotten a little wider. Very good for my self-esteem tbqh~
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>>26457557
cheaper than gas heating but yes they do use up a lot of leccy
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>>26457557
I've got a convection heater off Amazon for 20 quid and it's a life changer

that being said it uses about 2000W but my bills are included in my rent so I don't know how much it actually costs. I use it for about 5 minutes and then turn it off, its that warm
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>>26457126

>Vidya is normie and mainstream as fuck these days.
>mainstream as fuck these days.
>these days

It's fun to have a rummage in your boxers about how you knew about video games before everybody else, isn't it?

What's it like being younger than pacman?
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>>26457549
yeah if he was qt :3
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>>26457565
One does not simply judge an actor's career based on one film.
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>>26457567
everything people hate about you in a single post

fantastic
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not even got a single cold weather payment this winter.
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>>26457553

Thanks anon, that means a lot to me.
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glorious centaur body acheived
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Why are Brit threads always filled with tripfaggot attention whores? This is why I just pretend to be a septic online
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>>26457579
I do not wear boxers.

You misunderstand, I'm not upset about it. I like that vidya is mainstream, even if people are shit-tier with their opinions. Vidya is a great medium and more people would enjoy it if they tried it, its just always had the bad rep of being for basement dwelling autists so people avoid it.

I'm just saying that guy can't get uppity about people wearing Portal shirts, cos vidya is mainstream now.
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>>26457614

>only estimating the diameter of your testicles

Can you not measure them properly?
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Caught some light lads but they keep saying the tan stand I'd be bad 90 times a day

>DUH

Tide seems less of a dick, just surfing. Shoutanon has a load of ticks or triggers and might of read one or two articles that I too read, it might of even wrote then, who cares it was done for free and cap lots of things point towards a fat licence holder just back from Tokoyo.

happy Saturday lads post your cats
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>>26457538
a lot more than that

>>26457502
>>26457504
I'm trying to get a picture now lads
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Dave from GCHQ here just activating your webcams to see what you're up to
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>>26457647
sometimes they describe them in terms of fruits, ie grapefruit-sized

that's about it really
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>>26457681
Tell me what motion I just did and I'll believe you
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>>26457681
Jokes on you lad, I had my boss get me a laptop without one for this very reason.
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>>26457681
A la blue tac Dave my friend taxing a friends chum
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>>26457613
no problem, enjoy tescos
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>>26457690
wanking motions
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>>26457728
You win this round Dave
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>>26457647
Not when you are a horse
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>>26457690
>>26457702
>>26457724
I'm putting you on the list for avoiding justice
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>>26457702
That's ok the keylogger will do the job just as well
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>>26457741
wwwwwwwaaasdadaddssadawwwassddasd

Very informative no doubt
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>>26457533
>you had jobs in the past
McDonalds and the amusement park were desperately shortstaffed, they hired everyone who applied

>you had a placement year in accounting in the past,
He was the last in his year to get a placement, and he only got it because he was the only one to apply

Also Aberdeen ha lower unemployment than fucking Rochdale
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>>26457502
>>26457659
Like this shit, it was more poofy after she had done it. I think I might sweep it back or pomade it up. The stuff they put in my hair makes it so soft and smell really nice though.
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Give me an update on your phishing exploits, lad.
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>>26457815

>>>/int/55012501
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>>26457794
hahahahahah what the fuck
I can't believe people above the age of 15 have this hairstyle

mate sort your shit out
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>>26457822
>int
You're such a normie these days
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>>26457794
Ference what the fuck are you doing here
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>>26457794
Fucking hell, for a second I thought I was 14 again and Taking Back Sunday were cool.

You better not unironically think anybody notices a niche difference other than it looks long and scruffy/ childish.


Fucking wew
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>>26457794
don't worry anon your hair is fine, i would happily cum in it
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>hear a guy who used to bully me relentlessly in school on the local radio
>think it can't be him
>hes some rich business owner
>can't be him
>look him up on facebook
>it is him
>rich
>owns a very good business
>nice car outside a very nice house
>amazing 8/10 qt gf
>did a masters degree
>went to japan 2 months ago for holiday with gf
>going to italy in the summer with gf

i thought karma was supposed to get him back. might as well off myself. knowing my life he will show up at my shit low wage b&q job and laugh at me

would someone kindly stab me?
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>>26457794
ZOINKS
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>>26457794

>not getting a buzzcut

It's like you hate convenience.
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>>26457886
>and Taking Back Sunday were cool.

Taking Back Sunday were never cool mate
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>>26457832
Spread yourself thin, make it harder for the pigs to pin you down
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>>26457886
>>26457825
This isn't what I wanted, I didn't think she was near finished.

>>26457895
please do senpai, can't get any worse
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>>26456723
Poor delivery
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>>26457900
why not take him out with you anon?
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>>26457895
FAGGOTS OUT

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT BEING GAY ALL THE TIME

YOU'RE LITERALLY CANCER
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>>26457900
Bully's don't get fucked in real life, it's a disney fantasy/reddit wetdream.
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>>26457911
Yes they were lad unless you were a chav who was too busy getting excited about a new 'MC' song.
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>>26457922
>This isn't what I wanted

What did you ask her for? Don't tell me you didn't take a picture with you?

ALWAYS TAKE A PICTURE TO A NEW HAIRDRESSER.
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>>26457794
Don't listen to them lad some highlights a good shampoo and conditioner and you'll be ready to hit the town

unless your trying to blend into the corner of a club but don't shampoo everyday, that's important apparently
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>>26457794

You know "just fuck my shit up" is just a meme, lad? Don't actually say that to them.
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>>26457945
ready to hit the gay clubs more like
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>>26457938
They were not... Unless you were an emo kiddie wearing purple drain pipes. I wasn't a chav back in those days I was a skater/stoner and we were way cooler than the emo crowd.
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>>26457953
You're the /int/ poster who got annoyed by the robot, aren't you
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>>26457725

I still haven't gone yet.

It's so cold outside, and there are normies.
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>>26457794
I wish I was confident enough to get my hair cut, I just wear a beanie all the time right now
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>>26457922
mate, I can tell from what she left it with that you asked for something shit

just go for a short back + sides you can't go wrong with that

that's such a typical robot hair
thin, greasy and poorly styled
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>>26457984
no haha that was me
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>>26457972
>nobody was allowed a diverse taste in music.

You were basically a scruffy kid and I don't think you were half as cool as you think you were.
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>>26457984

I don't browse /int/, so probably not.
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>>26457945
>some highlights

jesus christ
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>I don't browse /int/
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>>26457953
chuckled heartily
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All this haircut talk is reminding me I really need a haircut.
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>>26457944

>I would like you to take this picture of a medium cook steak to the chef my good man there is tupinace in it for you my good garcon

Your hairdresser is an artist. Your chef is an artist

>find a good artist

>mum cooks for you and cuts your hair

PLEBIS you
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>bullies bully people because they're insecure

sick of this meme
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Great Shitain is a shithole desu

Who else planning to fuck off to Australia/NZ and leave UK to the pakis?
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>>26457794
Its fine mate, putting any effort into it would actually be gay
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>>26458042
used to bully my little brother because i was bullied at school so there's that~
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>>26457944
>>26457953
No I didn't take a picture, when you are paying load of money for hair savant artist or whatever they are meant to be I expected them to understand how not to make hair look like shit

I guess I 'll have it like this, so it just looks like I need a hair cut


>>26458001
Its only thin now because she cut so many chunks out of it to thin it. Its not greasy at all. I know it is badly styled that is what I am complaining about

>>26458012
The camera makes my hair look less blonde than it is, don't need highlights senpai
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>>26458005
Nah we were proper cool all of the fitties hung out with us and not the emos. You were allowed to have a diverse taste in music just not gay emo stuff. You probably think Fall Out Boy were cool as well.
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is desu filtered on this board
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>>26458043
edgy

occcb
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>>26457933
much easier to kill only myself and mumesy will be sad if i go out a killer
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>>26458049
so is this proof that Tilde is the one defending himself?

put your trip back on
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>>26458055
Well lad believe it or not not every school was identical.

We had all the fit ones too. However I'm not entirely convinced you weren't a scruffy weed kid who just fingered the overtly sexual chav girls and have mistaken them for being fit
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>>26458054
looks marginally better but still

shave your beard, it looks bad
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>>26458079
lad the first time i have posted on this board was 10 minutes ago
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>>26458001
>thinking that short back and sides is less gay
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>>26458083
>However I'm not entirely convinced you weren't a scruffy weed kid who just fingered the overtly sexual chav girls and have mistaken them for being fit

No mate the chav girls didn't hang out with us they only hung around with the chav lot. We were quite a middle class posse of degenerates.

Emo music was never cool though. Popular, yes, but cool no.
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>>26458105
>implying it isn't

fuck off year 9 cretin
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>>26457794
>>26458054
You people do realise that all that matters is your face
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>>26458139
but anon I'm ugly as fuck
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>>26458097
Beard is required to keep masculinity in the face with long hair.

>>26458139
Yes and its shit, doesn't mean she should have given me a crap cut
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Knocked a bouncer out last night lads

Fucking manlets, when will they learn
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>>26458139
Hair is actually really important, a lot more than people realize.
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>>26458119
I bet you browse /fa/ too, run along now batty boy
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If I go the pub with a game do you reckon I could get someone to play me?

Chess, draughts, backgammon or cards?
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>>26458166
Nice one mate, bouncers are cunts.
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>>26458176
incredibly autistic however i would play with you
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>>26458115
If there's one thing we can agree on, it's that you definitely were a stoner kid.

Every stoner kid's remarkable trait, thinking they're much more intelligent than they ever were and believing in the superiority of their taste in anything despite being the most vapid and predictable cunts going.

I can't tell if you're purposefully playing the part so in tune on purpose.
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>>26458167
Amir looks 28-30. How old is he?
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>>26458176
Autistic, but I'd love nothing more than a pub I could go to to play checkers with somebody.

A nice pint and checkers sounds ideal.

Shame it's just full of cunts instead.
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If we all know Muslims are good people then why does the PC liberal brigade ignore the fact theyre not huh? Well? WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
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>>26458176
No, don't bring a game to a random pub, just find a pub that has board games as part of their thing. There are loads of pubs around here with boardgames. Normally those microbrewey ale hipster pubs with record players and cats have board games for people to play.
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>>26456664
rate my waifu lads
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>>26458167
Urgh I don't know what to do with my hair
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>>26458188
Did you and your swoopy haired friends get bullied by stoner kids lad?
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>>26456664
Another miserable day tbqh lads
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>>26458209
I should have brought this picture to the hairdressers.
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>>26457935
shh this is a library
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>>26458201
22 iirc
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>>26458207
>microbrewey ale hipster pubs with record players and cats
pic related mate

>>26458184
>>26458205
There's a lot of nice, quieter pubs near me (Oxford) so I think I'll go for it. I'll take draughts because more people know it, I guess.
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>>26458214

Drop dead.
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>>26458222
I didn't have swoopy hair nor were we emo, we just liked the music.

It's literally like you never actually grew out of your 'I think I'm more intelligent than I am but I'm definitely edgy and cool' stage.

Good luck, supercilious friend, you'll need it if this is how you act presumably above the age of 18.
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>>26458214
MARRY ME please and thank you. Please.
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>>26458235
But they'd look at you funny
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>>26458174
hahaha stay ugly you mollusc
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>>26458201
25-26 I think.
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>>26458243
I don't understand what you plan to do though lad.

Are you just gonna wander round asking if people want to play?
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Poleaboo is pretty sick of Hearthstone

He doesn't even do arena anymore, just spends his gold on on packs
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>>26458243
>pic related mate

No seriously
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>>26458214
JESUS THESE ARE THE SORT OF SEWER DWELLERS THAT LURK HERE

I FEEL SICK~
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>>26458273
Give me your account.
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>>26458043
Lots of art in France

http://youtu.be/aBeITjbhEbM

Family member died and I remembered what culture is.

>Right Nineteen kkk

Have you held a piemag robots?

>It's a porno magazine

Moving the independent online lads, it's a sad time to say http://youtu.be/HHXT0yqgPFs
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>>26458251
>getting upset with me because he thinks emo music was cool
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Lads, how do we all compare?

Age/ income/ savings?

21/ 21K/ 2k here.

I am so far behind the norm
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>>26458258
Keep crying
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>>26458209

You can't just make up a waifu from scratch, you have to find a pre-existing one.

Making a custom waifu, what is the world coming to?
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Poleaboo is fed up with people hating on Tau so much. How are they any more annoying than Eldar?
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>>26458293
People say I'm doing well.

23/17k/10k

I would kill for 21k a year
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>>26458293
Poleaboo think you rancid normalshits should eat said shit and die faggot fairies
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>>26458293
Age 23
Income: 0 bong (NEET masterace)
Savings: 5.5k
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>>26458293
26/32k/39k

Living with parents while working master race.
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Odds more Ratchet.
Evens more shitposting.
Dubs get drunk and do both.
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>>26458322
>People say I'm doing well
>23
>17k

Are these people retarded?
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>>26458293

27 / 31k / 12k

t. poorfag
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>>26458293
23/34k/18k
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>>26458341
We;re not all Eugene Thunderbrains who can get jobs as Doctors and Lawyers.
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>>26458293
20/0k/1k

I should just give up
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>>26458341
Yes, its also the north
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>>26458293

24/25k/7.7k
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>>26458386
buy a gaming computer with those bennies
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>>26458376
17k is still poor for a 23 year old. If you left school at 16 and started working at what, 17? You would have worked for a few years and you are still on 17k?
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>>26458361
what do you do lad?

fuck this fucking mute thing just means you have to make a simple question extravagant and shit
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>>26458345
>>26458361
>>26458403


What sort of work are you all doing that you're earning 25-35k so young?

My job should pay 28k but I only get 21k because I was hugely underqualified and they give me a chance over somebody who'd worked in the industry for fifteen years.

I could get up to 28k after a year or two but still you guys must be loaded on 30k living at home so young.

I thought I was doing okay
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>>26458412
I went to uni for a bit
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>>26458432
I also live in the north so everything is relatively cheap up here, too.
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>>26458432
>27 / 31k / 12k

I'm not living at home, I rent in London. Hence the preposterously low savings
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>>26458296
post your hair then style icon

nah you won't because you're shook
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>>26458412
Most people don't start working at 16 though as it is isn't the 1970s anymore.
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>>26458448
i know that feel, living costs in london are hell

that said i still prefer it to any other city
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>>26458485
This

Turning 21 this month. Never had a job.
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>>26458448
I know you you're that guy who brags about how much he loves his job and his gf and stuff.
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>>26458413
>>26458432
Logistics coordinator
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>>26458508
I'm single, and my job is a job not a vocation. I like it fine, but I would walk away and never look back if a better paying one became available.
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>>26458448
>>26458496


Fuck.

I have a gerat job now and live at home for pretty cheap and I could move to London for the same job on some more money and actually get to live in London but not sure if I can be arsed being raped of rent.

It's a tough one, because even if I did move there I know I'd have to leave eventually anyway because I'll never earn enough to buy a house.
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>Drank a lot of water before bed
>Even had a sandwich (never eat when drinking)
>Still painfully hungover
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>>26458432
Engineering. Technically i'm still classed as a grad by my company too. So once I become a 'junior engineer' as my company calls them, it will go up more.

Still no gf though kek
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>>26458525
Fair enough, will let you off this time.

There was a 27 year old bloke in here the other day bragging about how much he loves his job and he was just posting here because he was waiting for his gf to come home and calling everyone losers for not being like him.
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>>26458544

That's an old wives tale m8

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34072712
>Raiding the fridge or downing glasses of water after a night of heavy drinking won't improve your sore head the next day, Dutch research suggests.

>Instead, a study concluded, the only way to prevent a hangover is to drink less alcohol.

>More than 800 students were asked how they tried to relieve hangover symptoms, but neither food nor water was found to have any positive effect.
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>>26458567
>There was a 27 year old bloke in here the other day bragging about how much he loves his job and he was just posting here because he was waiting for his gf to come home and calling everyone losers for not being like him.


Definitely sounds like he was genuinely happy and secure in himself
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>>26458432

Software engineering, pays well if you're decent at it.
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>>26458567
Yeah, that wasn't me.
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>>26458557
>tfw going to be interviewing for a graduate position despite being a drop out because I have experience
I can't wait to start at the bottom and to take 4 years to make more than 20k
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>>26458544
You need to water before during and after to avoid one, also depends what you're drinking
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>>26458568
I call bullshit on this.

My rule is have a pint of water for every pint you've had when out, unless more than four, then usually just stop at three pints even if it means staying up an hour extra to drink them and I always wake up feeling fine.

If I don't have any water before bed I always wake up feeling even a bit hungover if I just have oen or two pints.
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>>26458568
>Instead, a study concluded, the only way to prevent a hangover is to drink less alcohol.
They're getting paid money to be cheeky cunts, boils me blood.
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>>26458293
31/28k/0

I just started my job tho after being neet for years. So I'll try to save up.
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>>26458579
The position I'm going for>>26458587
Is for software with a big company. they have a fixed payment progression scheme that means it takes forever to earn a living wage but they claim they pay well
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>>26458568
I've seen other studies that say drinking water does lessen a hangover. It is all about staying hydrated. Maybe downing a pint before bed won't help but if you drink lots of water throughout your drinking session it surely does help.

Eating doesn't help while drinking but if you eat a big meal before drinking you will get less drunk and thus less hungover.
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>>26458587
>>26458579
>>26458557
>>26458536
>>26458525
>>26458432
>>26458602
>>26458611
NORMIES FUCK OFF

Why do you even post here?
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Haha survey bros creeping on 40k, ayyboo 2 years ago

29/150k/15k

>Live in a 125k house
>not paid off
>yeah blue
>seen some shit tho lads
>sr1, the fleece market and no.2

Elite oil field master race that knows the Mason handshake, it goes like this like that loam
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>>26458627
I'd swap 150k a year to be able to communicate properly and not be retarded
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>>26458624
I have a shit tier job, working in solitude.
I hate it and would be a neet if I could

>no friends
>uni drop out
>virgin
>ugly/beta
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once went to Canada and the hostel didn't have an air conditioner (this was in summer and it was fucking sweltering)
I was so dehydrated I was having fever dreams, I was downing 2l bottles of water, nothing did the trick
after a heavy night boozing I was fucked in the morning, worse than I had ever been, shitting my guts out, throwing up etc
went to the corner shop and got some apple gatorade, it was all they had. I've had gatorade in the UK but hated it because it was too weak/watery

cleared me right up, it was so sweet and full of lord knows what E numbers that it fixed me

those yanks might be on to something, no wonder they're all fat
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>>26458663
What job? I wouldn't mind a job if I could work in solitude.
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>>26458668
Yea desu mate when I am hungover I normally down as much fizzy pop or Lucozade sport as I can and it sorts me out. It is to do with blood sugar I guess. When you are hungover your blood sugar is low so drinking fizzy pop tops it up and makes you feel better.
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>>26458645
http://youtu.be/HHXT0yqgPFs_Keep a little misdirection in all that you do, or people might want to follow
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>>26458293
24/31k (25k before bonuses)/13k

Just bought a house so most of my savings disappeared to go towards that.
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>>26458675
I complain about it on here far too often. It really starts to make you go crazy when you don't talk with your co-workers.

Its so boring staring at my shit work and watching the seconds tick by so slowly.

I would love distracting annoying co workers
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>>26458702
first time i ever got really drunk, the morning after i downed a can of lucozade

puked it all up on the bus back home and it was entirely bright orange
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>>26458721
>24 years old
>own a house
>acting embarrassed about 13k savings

I hate you
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>>26458587
How are you going to explain the dropping out thing? You know they will ask about that.
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>>26458624
I am >>26458557
I have a good job but everything else is shit in my life. That's why i'm here.
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>>26458767
Don't worry anon, my financial assets are the only thing I have going for me at the moment.

I don't have much else.
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>>26458788
They know I don't have a degree, or at least the recruiter knows. I just have one of those worthless certificate things. So they don't know I necessarily dropped out but I'm going to lie anyway.

They probably can't get an actually graduates for the shit money they offer.
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>>26458305
Why wouldn't I create a waifu in my own image? Literal perfection.
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>You're a big lad aren't you :)
Manlets will never know this genetically superior feel.
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>>26458815
Well you're younger than me, on the same salary, have a house and have the same amount of other stuff going on as me (ie. nothing)

You are direct comparable evidence that I have failed at life.
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>>26458841
>wew lad what's the weather like up there!
>haha did your parents put you in compost as a kid?
>are there two of you under that coat?

fucking hate being 6'5 sometimes, happens every time I go pub
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>wageslaves posting on the weekend
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>>26458837
Very risky. They will ask to see it at some point, if not now then usually HR will ask a few weeks into the job if you are hired. People always get fired a few weeks into the job after they fail to show the right qualifications when asked.
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>>26458624
>Why do you even post here?
Because I used to be a robot, and I changed, and you can too.
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>>26458859
I don't think I'm common to be fair. A lot of my mates who are the same age don't have a hope of buying a house any time soon and all work shit jobs.

I just got lucky with getting my job.
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>>26458897
18/250k/1.8 Mil
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>whole life my bedroom is really dilapitated
>never decorated in 20 years we've lived in house
>wall paper all peeling off
>ceiling all dirty looking
>floor is just the bare wooden floor, not laminate literally just what was there when house was built
>have to hang curtains from the actual window opening as no curtain rail
>no modern furnishing
>decide to redecorate
>paint all the walls and ceiling
>new floor
>all new furnishings
>put curtain rail up so finally have curtains in room
>looks really good
>dad still yells at me because I 'never do anything around the house'
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>>26458859
If you compare your life to other people you will always be a failure. There are always people doing better than you, no matter how well you do.
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>>26458927
>is on /r9k/ of all places
sure mate sure
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>>26458911
I will be showing the right qualification. My worthless certificate. I never claimed to be a graduate I'm just going to make up that I left on better terms than I did
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>>26458942
that's clearly a joke post m'laddo
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>>26458924
>changing

We're not gay, mate.
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>>26458933
Well I seem to be doing the worst of all employed people on this shit heap of a site. If not now when can i give up?
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>>26458963
Being neet is worse mate. Trust me, i've been there. It's not good.
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>>26458924
Change your browsing habits too, you cunt.
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>>26458944
Thus this conversation is pointless
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>>26458973
Being a neet was way better you fucking normie cunt
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>>26458963
Well as long as you know someone irl who's in a shitter state it ain't so bad.

If I was doing the worst out of everyone I knew I'd probably feel bad, but luckily I'm from a shitty estate.
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>>26458973
>Being neet is worse mate. Trust me, i've been there. It's not good.

>Mr Shekklestein's propaganda

Being NEET is God mode as long as you can withstand the scrutiny from your family and society as a whole.
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>>26459000
>>26459015
Whatever you say lads.
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>>26458933
the day my direct manager is younger than me (and it's coming) I might just kill myself because at that point I'm confirmed for a no hoper
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>>26459013
I don't have any friends I don't know anyone. I'm not a normie
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>>26456881
>>26457179
>>26457300
>>26457351
>>26457567
>>26458209
>>26458232

reminder that anime WILL make you gay

cut that shit out, now
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>>26458931
Should really move out to be quite honest family.

I know its cheaper living at home, but the expense and hassle of living on your own is worth it due to not having to deal with shitty family.

Get something as cheap as possible. If you live somewhere gay where rent is high, consider moving up t' north where its cheaper.
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>>26459025
>I enjoy waking up early every morning of every day to go and do something I have no interest in which will take up my entire day for little reward

Yea wageslaving is brill mate.
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>>26459038
This, I had to move back home after living away for years and it nearly sent me mental, not sure how people in their 20's can deal with living with their parents full time.

>>26459028
I'm trying to do everything I can to stay ahead of the people younger than me in work, not sure how long I can keep it up.
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>>26459032
>brother is gay
>lives with his boyfriend in Manchester
>watches a lot of anime.

Confirmed.
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>>26459047
>little reward
>32k is little reward
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>>26459032
>Tfw no new season of Baka to Test
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>>26459078
And what does that get you mate? A house share with 8 pakis? The privilege of becoming a debtslave with a mortgage? What?
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>>26459065
Just wait until the Boss' son gets out of uni and he becomes your manager despite being a retard
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>>26459078
I get 17k and it doesn't look like I will be earning more any time soon.

And of course once the minimum wage starts rising I will be on minimum probably for the next decade
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>>26459100
The more annoying thing is that when I was the only young guy in the office I could afford to lounge about a bit. Now we've brought in some super enthusiastic people I've got to pick up my game which is a real pain in the ass.
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>Tfw applied for a 28k job that required 5 years of experience
>Tfw got it straight out of uni
>tfw only get paid 21k for it

I should be grateful they give me a chance right? They said they had candidates who'd worked elsewhere for years but they wanted to give me a chance.

Nobody's ever been that kind to me in my life but I don't know how to bring up how appreciative I am without sounding funny.
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>>26459099
Money to spend on myself, lots of it too. No worries about bills.

Wtf are you talking about a house share? I live by myself in a modern house.
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>>26459126
Just work hard, you'll sound like a spaz if you start going on like that.

Most companies don't do shit like that so you got lucky for sure.
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>>26459134
>32k a year
>modern house.
Wew lad, not him but that must be quite the shit heap.
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>>26459125
>coworkers who stay late just to get things done
fucking scum, some work during their lunch too

>>26459126
>being underpaid by 7k appreciative
they got you because you are cheap, its how I got my job. But now I work at like half the industry rate for my job. I don't see why my past should effect what I am paid now
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>>26458437
>been in higher education for almost 7 years
>dropping out/kicked out on final year of my undergrad degree

Honestly worried and scared about the future. Like legit terrified.
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>>26459140
It just seems like a ridiculously good job as well.

They never pressure me, never shout if I fuck up and everybody is really friendly.

All my expenses get covered and it's not rare to have a nice meal out on them etc.

No idea why they hired me when I couldn't even get admin jobs or get places to let me work for free.

I just don't know if it's rude to ever ask for a payrise within my first year when I'm doing a 28k a year job
>>
GT: B*******e

Hint:
Spoiler (Click to Hide)
a flat, rectangular container, typically made of leather, for carrying books and papers.

was it lads?
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>>26459187
>I just don't know if it's rude to ever ask for a payrise within my first year when I'm doing a 28k a year job

Don't do this, if they think you're worth keeping give it a year or two and they'll probably bump you up to that.
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>>26459183
You'll probably just become a wageslave like me. If I keep living with my parents and never buy anything nice I should be able to retire at about 45. only another 22 years to go
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>>26459032
It'll make you 2D gay

Won't make you be attracted to real men because 3DPD
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>>26459170
>fucking scum, some work during their lunch too

Worse ones are the people who act all laddy and matey with the bosses so they get treated better.
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>>26459201
I've been doing it two months and my contract is only year long but in my first review he said I was on track and he's almost certain he's happy to extend it to indefinite when it's over.

I just feel bad becaus this guy changed my life but I feel like saying 'thanks man, I really appreciate it ' just makes me sound gay if it's out of the blue
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>>26459099
don't rate this bait Tbh
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>>26459229
Wait until you get the long term contract, don't ask for a pay rise when theycan just wait out the clock and dismiss you
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>>26459226
My boss is actual autist tier. There is no matey behaviour in the office
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>>26459165
I'm renting. Don't own it.
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>>26459245
Cheers anon, solid advice.
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>>26459266
Mine was a top bants #LAD when he was younger so he likes guys like that, I'm an autist unfortunately.
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Ngl this video made me lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z0IAzxcbkA&ab_channel=GopClowns
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>>26459202
I'm hoping my placement year counts for something and some place gives me a chance. Going to need to be really lucky. It's a pipe dream I know, but need some hope.

I don't mind working some minimum wage jobs but I don't want to be stuck there. I need to be applying for other jobs while working them.
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>>26459000
>>26459015
>>26459047
>>26459099
>they actually believe the frogposting memes.

If people who work are slaves, then neets are slaves too. Neets are dependent on their parents, or the state, to provide for them, because they can't provide for themselves. Your life depends on your parents not dying, and the tories deciding not to cut your benefits. You have no control over your life, that is true slavery.
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>>26459352
nah mate having to do shit is the real slavery
we should all kill ourselves desu senpai baka
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>>26459352
I still have to live with my parents and depend on them.

On monday my boss could tell me to fuck off and I would have no way of doing anything about it.

Plus I have to spend most of time in drudgery
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>>26459192

Briefcase
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>>26456664
Posting on behalf of Sakulad who cannot join us tonight because of a certain unpaid custodian
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>>26458627
You type like you've suffered massive head trauma
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>>26459413
You're not an indentured servant, you can find another job. You can learn skills that open up other job opportunities. You're not being kept in a gimp box under your boss' desk.
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>>26459488
I can't find other jobs, I am applying to all of them and I can't get them.

And when I get that other job, it will just be the same maybe massa won't be as cruel but it will still be an owner
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>>26459440
ty


dfghhgfd
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>>26459505
What type of jobs are you doing and applying for?
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>>26459564
i'm a part time cleaner

applying for ceo jobs
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>>26459564
I'm a technical copywriter

I apply for everything that is IT based or related. including other writing positions plus phone bitch, it grunt stuff like that
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I went to Tesco but now I'm back safe. Just wanted all you lads to know.

I made it through alright apart from dropping my receipt because I was shaking so much.
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>>26459671
What did you get senpai?
>>
oNe StEp FoRwArD, tWo StEpS bAcK
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>>26459691
fuck off gamzee
>>
is listening to the same 5 minute song for hours a sign of autism or is that a normal thing people just purposely avoid doing around others?
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>>26459700
Well I DO IT and I'm not autistic at all?
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>>26459700
Depends on the song.

I had this playing for hours as I was doing a EU4 play through as Muscovy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc

I'm not exactly not autistic though
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>>26459681

9 microwave ready meals
UHT milk
Some cereal bar things

I think I might die from eating like this, but it's just so convenient.
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>>26459700

Ahh, yes, the eternal question, "is everyone this mad or is it just me?"

Of course, the irony of asking /britfeel/ is that everyone here is possibly, if not probably, quite bonkers, so any answer you do get will be automatically voided.
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>>26459635
>technical copywriter

What does that mean? I thought copywriting was marketing? Have you applied for marketing jobs?

When you say "IT" what do you mean? IT can include everything from programming, to sysadmin, tech support, and using Microsoft Word.
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>>26459789
It means he writes manuals
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>>26459700
I do that all the time if I find a song I like. Not autismal.

>>26459740
Shame that RA3 was shit.
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>>26459831
Can't he write a manual for himself on how to get a decent job?
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>>26459789
I may be a technical writer I suppose but sometimes I do what might be considered copywriting.

I write documentation for software, I have also written scripts for videos that were marketing as well as instructional ones.

Help materials and documention and guides as well as some other stuff

>IT can include everything from programming, to sysadmin, tech support, and using Microsoft Word.
And I apply to them all, or at least the ones that don't require years of specific experience.
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>it's a wageslaves spend their weekends trying to justify their lifestyle choices to NEETs episode
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>>26459832
I have never played it, I just like the song.

I loved the old C&C games
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>>26459368
The hmm meme

he lives for anime lads
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>>26459852

I remember at school we had to do a careers test and my result actually was that I should be a technical copywriter, looks like I sure dodged a bullet there.
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>>26459891
I'm not sure I can imagine a job more boring or unrewarding than mine.
>>
wtf how do you kiss a girl lads

probably not original
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>>26459852
Programming probably requires the least experience, pays the most and is in highest demand. You don't even need a degree to get an entry-level job. "entry level" meaning 20-30k

Learn to make software, and then you can document it as you make it.

Also if you're applying for anything technical, put more buzzwords on your resume, to get past the recruiters who don't know what the fuck any of that stuff is.
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>>26459881
http://youtu.be/wwk1qc2fs24

Going to fire up the old top lap lads
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>>26459953
Put your mouth on her mouth
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>>26459852
>Help materials and documention and guides as well as some other stuff
fuck lad, documentation for a living, sounds terrible. whats the pay like?
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>wageslaves have literally been arguing with NEETs for two hours now

Tell me more about all the 'fun' things you get to spend your money on on the weekend that us NEETs are missing out on
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>>26459352
>Your life depends on your parents not dying

Yep because being an only child and inheriting a 600k house will lead to the end of my life. More like the start desu
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>>26459953

Grasp her firmly around the neck, put your mouth onto hers and alternately suck and blow.
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>>26460034
I'm going out later tonight :^)
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>>26460034
jealous neet detected
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>>26460034
>wageslaves
>NEETs
>Both spending their weekend doing the exact same thing, arguing on here
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Poleaboo has nothing to do, might as well fill up that work search diary or Mondays JSA appointment
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>>26460105
NEETs have literally forever to do what they like though. Saturday is the one bit of freedom wageslaves get and rather than do all the amazing things they brag about doing, they are sat on here same as NEETs.
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Finished learning katakana today lads~

Kind of a useless skill but it feels good to learn something nevertheless~
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What you up to tonight, my mates?

I'm going to start an Xcom 2 ironman run.
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>>26460185
I want to get drunk and play N64 and watch TV but I have to go out with my family for lunch tomorrow which means I can't get too drunk. Sucks senpai.
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>>26460185

I might watch a Terry Gilliam film but that would be the third weekend I've done such a thing.

Maybe I'll go to the club and pull some fit birds instead.
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>>26460185
Are you a neet? if yes get a fucking job loser.
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>>26459953
Make sure you grip the side of her head ss hard as you can. In a single, fast pulling motion, drag her face towards yours and ram her mouth into yours.

Make sure there is plenty of saliva in your mouth as you need to spit in her mouth as much as possible. Begin rapidly blowing air in and out of her mouth until she passes out from excitement, from here you are free to wank over her unconscious body as a sign of respect.
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Gotta go to a party tonight lads, I'm not gonna make it.
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>>26460632

Be sure to take your Nintendo DS, you don't want to look like a twat when they're all playing Mario Kart and you can't join in.
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>>26460697
I don't have a ds senpai, should I borrow my mums pink one?
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>spend hours downgrading my ds so i can install custom firmware
>follow some shit tutorial on how to install the firmware
>the cunt neglects to mention that one of the steps in his tutorial doesn't work any more and instead updates your ds to the latest uncustomisable firmware

i'm so fucking mad right now. 4+ hours down the drain and no free games
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Watching a film called 'the limey'

Its so fucking shit lads
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Been texting a girl and she going to a club and wants to meet me there, I never got out but have normie friends who go out every weekend but this happens to be the one weekend when their not
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>>26460735
>she going to a club and wants to meet me there

She's a normalfag, lad.
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Why is there no good comedy on iPlayer lads, fucks sake, all there is is a Mock the Week from 2013.

When is there a new series?

When is series 4 of Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle?

I would even watch HIGNFY at this point.
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can someone talk to me please?
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who /can'tstopplayingdevilsadvocate/ here?

i get into pointless arguments with people about shit that i don't care about
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>it's a wageslaves get btfo thread

Tick tock wagies. Weekend's a wasting.
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>>26460732
Poleaboo knows that feel, softbricked his, he thinks

>>26460794
"People just do nothing" is supposed to be good
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>>26458293
30/38k/71k

lived with my mummy all my life
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>>26460810
you can always feel smug about that, because you know they care so much more than you.
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Fill me in
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>>26460391
What's that got to do with anything? It's Saturday night you retard.

And yes, I have a job.
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Where can I get an electrical plug with two leads?
Extension lead is not an option.
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>>26460855
Doesn't mummy ever ask you to move out?
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Plans for tomorrow? It's that special day.
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>>26460938
This makes no sense, where do the leads go from the plug?
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>>26460997
This is what I was talking about, think I've found them now.
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>>26460989
wank myself stupid
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>>26460989
i sent myself a card in the post
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>>26460777
I dont care I just want a gf

not original
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>>26460989
Sit around the house, just like every other day.
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>>26460989
Probably going to read some sort of VN, and/or watch a terrible romance anime.

Also, lots of wanking.
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>>26461034
LOL who the fuck REALLY wants a gf. you have to spend money on a woman, actually TALK to her and appear interested in her whiny drama, smell her stinky morning breath, sleepless cause she snored and hogs duvet, answer her stupid sms messages, go places you don't want to, watch her stupid soap operas, become sociable which if you managed to find and post on r9k you are definitely not, you have to impress her family, she get 'pregnant meme' so you pay money on the child pisser/shitter, constantly tired, crying bastard child all the time, le get married meme, le get divorced meme, she take erything, you commit suicide

robots got it sussed big time; drink you whisky, eat you takeaway, play you vidya, shitpost, amass wealth, fleet of sports cars, fuck whores, retire young, stay /comfy/
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>tfw went to the designer outlet amd got las seasons 300quid jackets for 20 quid. Good day lads. Picked up some bench, french connection and lacoste.
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>>26461330
This is why I never bothered, just want to enjoy myself without spending every free minute doting on a gf.
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>>26461353
lmao. i still wear my 30 bong fleece from 5 years ago m8. got my 4 year old (not) autism shoes too. fucking trendy wannabe faggot. fuck off normie ree

pic related my fucking shoes
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>>26461330
Leonard Lake said it best
>I want to be able to use a woman, whenever and however I want. And when I'm tired or bored or not interested, I simply want to put her away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8giIAi5yXls
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>phishing site supposedly got a hit
>no one entered their details

Could just be inflated traffic due to the DDoS attack but I can't help but wonder if they clicked the link but something else scared them off
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>>26461353
>tfw considering this

I've only ever bought relatively cheap clothes and never bothered with fashion, but now I'm starting to think it might really have an effect on how people perceive me.

A couple weeks ago I was in Waterstones and some guy asked me if I worked there, considering all the people who work at Waterstones are unwashed hippies I wasn't too happy, but I did look scruffy as fuck.

The only reason I won't do it (besides money) is I have no idea what looks good, where do you find out what's fashionable?
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>>26461421
Mate those ahoes arefucking disgusting.
Even 4 years ago id avoid them.
>trendy normie
Mate if all i haf to do is sign on once a week od dress like shit too.
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>>26461455
made any money yet lad? what kind o' phishing ye got going on and what species ye aiming at? old boomers fall for this shit
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>>26461426

>Leonard Lake
>Serial killer

A doff of the cap to you, my good Sir!
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chips and beans for tea lads

genuinely want to kill myself
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>>26461519
are you typing by slapping your dick on the keyboard or something
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>>26461535
University age females

I want to know what goes on inside their pretty little heads
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>>26461519
fuck you my autism shoes saw me out of engineering school and then some
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>>26461589
they are godawful shoes lad

sorry to break it to you
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>>26461421
Solid choice of footwear
A man prepared for all occasions
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>>26461464
Just go to /fa/, althoughsome pf theor shit is retarded but sort through wjat you like.
Right now saint laurent paris is very in right now. Also, the oasis/brit pop look is very now. Have you seen all those kids in parkas.
Primark will always be fashionable, just cheap.quality so if money is an issue go there. Everyone shops at primark.
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>>26461583
fucking normiebook?? fuck sake lad; was thinking a natwest login page or at least sommet to make a bong or too. if ye want ye answer, womans head is full of shit and nothing
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>>26461583
crack one open and find out
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>>26461687
>fucking normiebook??
gmail and university accounts too, anything where they imprint their thoughts
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>>26461666
Aren't /fa/ the bunch that dress like ninjas?
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>>26461589
>engineering school
>and straight to the dole line.
No one will hire a guy with shittard shoes.
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>>26461603
i am going to purchase my evening alcoholic beverages shortly and will wear my autismos with pride

>>26461651
consider yeself me adopted brother lad
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I've been invited over my mates to watch movies and shit this evening, should I do it? I'd sort of rather sit in and get drunk.
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>>26461750
>mates
fuck
off
normie
scum
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>>26461711
Yes, 3 years ago.
Palewave and techwear is on right now. But they also do casual fashion, not everyone wears retarded shit. Only autists.
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>>26461666
>/fa/
>for advice on fashion
lmao
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>>26461421
Put some fucking trousers on, jesus.
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>>26461717
i earn me crust lad. STEM masterrace
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>>26461750

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUTT

in all seriousness if you don't enjoy their company theirs no point.
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>>26461421
>wearing autism shoes
>wearing autism shoes indoors
>wearing shoes indoors
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>>26461750
>I'd sort of rather sit in and get drunk.
yep that's the one lad. this is what made me sure ye a robot. fuck the normies
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Low dose of DXM and a few beers.

Feel so fucking mellow lads, it great.
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>>26461020
wish i had thought of that
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>>26461705
so nowhere to make real money, god you are stupid. bet my life savings you are a neet too
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>>26459976
do you guys like art its almost better than anime imo
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>>26462116
>neet too
yeah, have 7000 grand in the bank

had access to a girls paypal account but had no interest in it
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>>26462128
yes kirstins face is perfect just like art work isn't it
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>>26461353
>bench, french connection and lacoste
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>>26461839
I too fell for the STEM meme.
My only options now are teaching or the navy.
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>go to scratch my face
>accidentally scratch a sore pimple

hell
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>>26462310
what science subject ye study lad? should have done engineering
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https://youtu.be/WkLO8llyN64

do you want to be my friend
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The UK version of Ninja Warrior is fucking shite. It's basically X-Factor with the boring sob story backgrounds.

*Piano is playing*
>"Yeah muh name's Jeff and I'm a stay at home Dad... I do this because... I do this because I want my kids to be proud of me, I want to show them that their dad can achieve anything"
*Shows a clip of him washing the dishes*
>"I'd describe myself as a house husband"

NOBODY CARES YOU SOFT CUNT

He got wiped out almost immediately too. The original Japanese version is way better, you don't see this guy squawking on and on about nothing. His backstory is basically "I'm a fisherman and train my body a lot"

https://youtu.be/gnSyQkZDBAI
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>>26462440
Why did that show suddenly get popular recently? It's been around for ages.
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>>26462440
The Japanese one is a lot more hardcore too, the UK challenges are so pissy in comparison, embarrassing tbqh.
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>>26462440
https://youtu.be/R69eDl3y3a4
https://youtu.be/8reJBvXe5b0
https://youtu.be/e6UKm8LtdYI

SENPAI FAm Senpai senpai fAm production 2016
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Had a look at a couple of nice flats today and seeing another one on Tuesday. Curry ordered as well. Things are looking up lads. Now I just need to find the bottle to ask out that bird on the bus.
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Writing a best man speech lads. How did this happen?
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>>26462543
Fuck off with your nig nog music
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>>26462367
Engineering...
There are no jobs out there anymore.
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>>26462635
i assume because your mate wants to put his willy in the same person's hole every night for the rest of life
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When did normalfags take over britfeel?
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>>26462663
Same thing every Saturday. All the wagekeks come in and spend their freedom shitposting here like a bunch of NEETs lol
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>>26462657
They're both virgins so their wedding night is going to be hilarious.

When I joked about it with him he said she'd already warned him 'she'd probably be too tired.'

Poor lad's cucked already.
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>>26462695
>All this friendposting
>All this wagekek posting

I can't handle it, Anon.
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Who /tmo/ here?
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>>26459032

> maybe if i "become" a girl people will treat me differen't and i'll finally be happy
> 2 months later raped and killed by pakis

bretty sad desu senpai
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>>26462699
That's all going in the speech. Top bants.
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>>26462737
>tfw can't award the try
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>>26462543
>e6
>UK
>m8
>Ltd
>YI

https://youtu.be/HPWxDztn3S0

when a magpie crosses your path, salute. I do, because my father does and his father did but he ne'er told my how to change a tyre.
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>>26462656
What, the demand is huge for engineers. So much that the company I work for is having to hire Abduls and Rakeshs.

What grade did you get on your degree?
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Steam library full of games and they're all shit
Multiple hard drives full of anime and it's all shit

Is this the end lads? Everything is shit, what do I do?
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>>26462883
A first from Warwick.
Where do you work? I've applied to everywhere worth it; Atkins, Qinetiq, BAE, Boeing etc.
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>>26462895
make a friend somewhere.
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>>26462895
the majority of everything is shit dummy
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>>26462895
Not everything is shit, you're probably just depressed and think it's shit.
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>>26462924
Caterpillar.

Been here 2 years now as a grad. Being bumped up to junior engineer in July.
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>>26462699
Fucking hell, how can someone let themselves get so cucked?
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>>26462988
What was your starting? Anything below 30k and I haven't even bothered with it, waste of time.
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>>26462939
https://youtu.be/HhFDE8iQ71k
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>>26461330

> i had a shit life and so will you

not everyones a self-absorbed idiot
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>>26463013
28k first year, then 32k second year. Once you get moved to junior it goes from anywhere between 35k - 40k depending on what responsibilities you are given.
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Lads I am improving the dubs checking script and need more words for describing dubs, so far I have

"nice","great","good","fantastic","cromulent","briliant","lovely","spectacular","delightful"
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>>26462895

achievement, connection and love are the things that bring happyness in life.
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>>26463184
Go on a thesaurus site mate.
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>>26463184

" most acceptable"
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Could you ever love a Tory, anons?
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>>26463224
Something most robots never get to experience.

GROUP SUICIDE MEET UP WHEN
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>>26463264
Only normalfags care about politics.
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>>26463224
>achievement
3 years neet, don't know what achievements are even reachable at this point in my life

>love
kek as if

>connection
explain what you mean by that please. my cold heart doesn't understand
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>>26463264
Obviously yes. Some of us are white and have jobs mate.
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>>26463283
Normalfags don't stray from the 'acceptable' political parties. The political fringes tend to be full of robots/non-normies.
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>>26463184
sugoi
subarashii
kawaii
kakkoi
yoi
fantastic
heavenly
out of this world
cool
wizard
killer
radical
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>>26463283

hitler wasn't a normie anon

"Stefanie was born into a family of high social status. Hitler fell in love with her after she passed by him during her daily daughter-mother stroll in Linz, glancing at him. Although madly in love with her to the point of suicide, Hitler never once spoke with her, and she later married an Austrian army officer. August Kubizek, a close childhood friend and later biographer of his childhood experience with Hitler


>>26463323

connection

When you share a moment, experiance, tastes, likes, dislikes, hobby etc
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>>26457075
Good thing im 19 with the money for a deposit on a house allready. Just Borugious things
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alright lads found some good movies, I'm going to the shops for a bottle.

tfw Saturday should be non indy movie night

>its not the oldest meme I know
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>>26463062
That sounds acceptable, might put an app in. Any tips?
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>>26457075
thinking your vote counts top lap lad
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>>26457075
Corbyn will be dead by the time Labour get into government again (2040).
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>tfw getting fat

being neet has its disadvantages. need to run around in my room tomorrow i reckon. could actually feel my belly and man tits jiggle as i was walking up the stairs. that is a first for me lads
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GRANDIOSE DUBS!!
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>>26463671

> put the fork down
> get gym membership
> go when nobodys around
> get /fit/

simple you fat bastard
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>>26463671
Just go to the gym and stop eating.
It's literally as easy as that.
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>>26463671
Same here, lad.

>tfw fitness is complete shit

>>26463706
>"JUST GO OUTSIDE BRO XD, JUST BUY A GYM MEMBERSHIP BRO XD"

Fuck off. He clearly stated that he is NEET.
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Been on Corruption of Champions since 20 to 1 cause of some asshole in the last thread that reminded me that it existed.

Fucking hell mate.
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>>26463671
Just stop eating unhealthy shit you fat bastard, and get out of the house at least twice per day. It doesn't matter what you do - walk to the shops or something - just get outside.
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>>26463731

it's like 22 bongs a month. I'm sure the money he'd be saving on dorito's will easily be enough,
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Instead of cutting benefits, why don't they just execute prisoners?
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>>26463894
Because apparently, removing a killer from Earth is wrong.
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>>26463452
>>26463358
>>26463260
>>26463697

Thanks for the contributions anons, your changes have been incorporated.
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god fucking damn it.

i thought the idea was if you weren't earning a lot, you didn't have to pay it back.

:(
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>>26464046
I believe they mean people who can pay it back but try not to, by leaving the country or some other such thing.
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>>26464046
>falling for the student meme
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>>26464046
This is really saddening.

As if it wasn't hard enough to move on in life without this bollocks.
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>>26464046
Can't break a law retroactively. You're fine, this is just for all the new twats
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>>26464046
It's about loan repayment avoidance the headline is bait
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The time has come

>>26456699 very beautiful dubs m80
>>26456700 wizard dubs senpai
>>26456766 out of this world dubs m80
>>26457088 killer dubs m8
>>26457133 hard-earned dubs guy
>>26457299 hard-earned dubs m80
>>26457300 delightful dubs m8
>>26457388 lovely dubs senpai
>>26457411 beautiful dubs bro
>>26457533 wondrous dubs m80
>>26457588 delightful dubs m8
>>26457733 truly beautiful dubs m9
>>26457822 subarashii dubs m8
>>26457900 spiffing dubs senpai
>>26457911 kakkoi dubs m80
>>26457922 lucky dubs senpai
>>26457933 amazing dubs mate
>>26457944 subarashii dubs m9
>>26458055 out of this world dubs senpai
>>26458077 cool dubs mate
>>26458155 lucky dubs m80
>>26458166 kakkoi dubs m8
>>26458188 wizard dubs guy
>>26458222 emphatically briliant trips guy
>>26458266 spectacular dubs m8
>>26458288 killer dubs m9
>>26458311 out of this world dubs senpai
>>26458322 out of this world dubs guy
>>26458455 fantastic dubs senpai
>>26458522 wonderful dubs m9
>>26458544 spiffing dubs m9
>>26458588 wizard dubs m9
>>26458611 wizard dubs bro
>>26458788 subarashii dubs mate
>>26458911 awe-inspiring dubs m80
>>26458933 kawaii dubs m80
>>26458944 well-deserved dubs mate
>>26459000 completely spectacular trips m80
>>26459099 spiffing dubs m80
>>26459100 out of this world dubs m80
>>26459266 neat dubs m80
>>26459488 out of this world dubs bro
>>26459700 briliant dubs bro
>>26459955 emphatically good dubs m8
>>26459977 very great dubs bro
>>26460044 truly awe-inspiring dubs m80
>>26460211 heavenly dubs bro
>>26460777 truly fantastic trips guy
>>26460855 fantastic dubs m9
>>26460911 pleasant dubs mate
>>26461455 fantastic dubs senpai
>>26461577 cool dubs senpai
>>26461666 truly kawaii trips m8
>>26461711 good dubs m80
>>26461888 completely wonderful trips senpai
>>26462699 most acceptable dubs m9
>>26462988 jolly good dubs mate
>>26463033 nice dubs m9
>>26463366 completely subarashii dubs guy
>>26463511 well-deserved dubs bro
>>26463922 beautiful dubs m8
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>>26464046
Nah, don't think you need to worry. It's for the people that know they need to repay and try to avoid doing so, I believe. If you genuinely prove you can't due to earnings, you're not forced to.
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>>26464123
Mine isn't in there. Fuck you nigga
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>>26464123
all me

oc
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>>26463743
glad to be of service mon frere
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>Hooking up with a fat chick tomorrow
>Tells me she's into daddy/little girl stuff

Anybody got any experience with this? I've done dom stuff before but this seems slightly different. Tips appreciated.
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>>26457614
I literally drank so much Equinium that I got the last warning before I lost the game so I couldn't drink anymore
And I still wasn't transformed into a centaur
What am I doing wrong?
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>>26464205

It won't detect dubs got by someone posting with a name or a trip because fuck name/tripfags.

>tfw I thought I would actually use this script to do interesting things and compile analytics but instead I'm just using it to check dubs
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>>26464269
might want to read around the wiki a bit lad

you have to get minotaur legs, then try drinking equinium
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>>26463743

That game was erotic to me, now I'm just annoyed that I can't move out of the same 5 zones without being raped by the same 5 monsters.

ALSO STOP TURNING MY PENIS INTO A DOG KNOT!
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the new thread is here my good lads

>>26464384
>>26464384
>>26464384
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>>26464401
You seriously need to kill yourself
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>>26462924
fuckin hell lad. i got a first in civ eng from swansea and started a paid internship two weeks later, went permie after that. that was with no contacts either, just speculative cv and cover letters.. ye not fucking trying lad, too comfortable with the neet life. there's shit loads of professional grad engineering jobs and with a first you got a lot of options. if you do actually want a job, stop fannying around spending days filling online grad scheme applications to massive corporation (that are extremely competitive and a complete waste of time in most cases) and go knocking on doors of regional offices, phone HR departments of local contractors, go to site compounds and give ye cv to the site manager etc etc.
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