going to have some ham on toast my good lads edition
Saturday afternoon waifu post
Desu oc mute fit latino
Digimon is a tradition grindy JRPG with monster collecting, it's perfect if that's what you're into
Spoke to him in a sarcastic voice, said he was having a tantrum (all he was doing was mirroring their ridiculous behaviour but that flew over their heads)
Some shit about getting a life, being a failure, spending all day in the house
I'll spare this other anon, just know she is special to me.
Unibro from a couple days ago here, currently at a visit day for Loughborough. The rest of the applicants I'm grouped with are so fucking autistic, it's unbelievable. I have seen T H R E E Aperture Science t-shirts.
>someone from r9k
>calling other people autistic
Its just a shirt nigger, some people wear band tshirts, others wear vidya. Vidya is normie and mainstream as fuck these days. Normie vidya players are like real life /v/ - and will always think their opinions are better than anyone else's and they just love playing "cult" classics like Demon's Souls.
Probably, I'm quite happy to walk about with my primark shirts from 2 years ago.
When I see some twat dressed head to toe in River Island or some shit I just think what a fucking waste of money.
Who needs a completely new wardrobe every month.
>Have to go for a haircut at 3
>Planned to hop in the shower now
>Dad's just jumped in the bathroom to take a shit, literally going to be sitting there for 20 mins
>Knew I was about to jump in for a 5 minute rinse
Did he do this on purpose or something, to try and piss me off?
Dunno, I shop in Primark so anything over 5 poonds for a shirt seems expensive to me.
Spending the weekend with Waifu and Junlad.
I hope you don't accidentaly think I look over towards you, wink and write down my sexual desiers to fuck the spelling nap keys beneath these lonely fingers. If you acceptably accomadate these fingers inside mine find the glee in knowing fun working is a deal you can't not find time to sign
Would you date a Homunculus?
Just shaved my legs again and noticed that my thigh gap has gotten a little wider. Very good for my self-esteem tbqh~
I've got a convection heater off Amazon for 20 quid and it's a life changer
that being said it uses about 2000W but my bills are included in my rent so I don't know how much it actually costs. I use it for about 5 minutes and then turn it off, its that warm
>Vidya is normie and mainstream as fuck these days.
>mainstream as fuck these days.
It's fun to have a rummage in your boxers about how you knew about video games before everybody else, isn't it?
What's it like being younger than pacman?
I do not wear boxers.
You misunderstand, I'm not upset about it. I like that vidya is mainstream, even if people are shit-tier with their opinions. Vidya is a great medium and more people would enjoy it if they tried it, its just always had the bad rep of being for basement dwelling autists so people avoid it.
I'm just saying that guy can't get uppity about people wearing Portal shirts, cos vidya is mainstream now.
Caught some light lads but they keep saying the tan stand I'd be bad 90 times a day
Tide seems less of a dick, just surfing. Shoutanon has a load of ticks or triggers and might of read one or two articles that I too read, it might of even wrote then, who cares it was done for free and cap lots of things point towards a fat licence holder just back from Tokoyo.
happy Saturday lads post your cats
>you had jobs in the past
McDonalds and the amusement park were desperately shortstaffed, they hired everyone who applied
>you had a placement year in accounting in the past,
He was the last in his year to get a placement, and he only got it because he was the only one to apply
Also Aberdeen ha lower unemployment than fucking Rochdale
Like this shit, it was more poofy after she had done it. I think I might sweep it back or pomade it up. The stuff they put in my hair makes it so soft and smell really nice though.
Fucking hell, for a second I thought I was 14 again and Taking Back Sunday were cool.
You better not unironically think anybody notices a niche difference other than it looks long and scruffy/ childish.
>hear a guy who used to bully me relentlessly in school on the local radio
>think it can't be him
>hes some rich business owner
>can't be him
>look him up on facebook
>it is him
>owns a very good business
>nice car outside a very nice house
>amazing 8/10 qt gf
>did a masters degree
>went to japan 2 months ago for holiday with gf
>going to italy in the summer with gf
i thought karma was supposed to get him back. might as well off myself. knowing my life he will show up at my shit low wage b&q job and laugh at me
would someone kindly stab me?
Don't listen to them lad some highlights a good shampoo and conditioner and you'll be ready to hit the town
unless your trying to blend into the corner of a club but don't shampoo everyday, that's important apparently
mate, I can tell from what she left it with that you asked for something shit
just go for a short back + sides you can't go wrong with that
that's such a typical robot hair
thin, greasy and poorly styled
All this haircut talk is reminding me I really need a haircut.
>I would like you to take this picture of a medium cook steak to the chef my good man there is tupinace in it for you my good garcon
Your hairdresser is an artist. Your chef is an artist
>find a good artist
>mum cooks for you and cuts your hair
No I didn't take a picture, when you are paying load of money for hair savant artist or whatever they are meant to be I expected them to understand how not to make hair look like shit
I guess I 'll have it like this, so it just looks like I need a hair cut
Its only thin now because she cut so many chunks out of it to thin it. Its not greasy at all. I know it is badly styled that is what I am complaining about
The camera makes my hair look less blonde than it is, don't need highlights senpai
Nah we were proper cool all of the fitties hung out with us and not the emos. You were allowed to have a diverse taste in music just not gay emo stuff. You probably think Fall Out Boy were cool as well.
Well lad believe it or not not every school was identical.
We had all the fit ones too. However I'm not entirely convinced you weren't a scruffy weed kid who just fingered the overtly sexual chav girls and have mistaken them for being fit
>However I'm not entirely convinced you weren't a scruffy weed kid who just fingered the overtly sexual chav girls and have mistaken them for being fit
No mate the chav girls didn't hang out with us they only hung around with the chav lot. We were quite a middle class posse of degenerates.
Emo music was never cool though. Popular, yes, but cool no.
Hair is actually really important, a lot more than people realize.
I bet you browse /fa/ too, run along now batty boy
If I go the pub with a game do you reckon I could get someone to play me?
Chess, draughts, backgammon or cards?
If there's one thing we can agree on, it's that you definitely were a stoner kid.
Every stoner kid's remarkable trait, thinking they're much more intelligent than they ever were and believing in the superiority of their taste in anything despite being the most vapid and predictable cunts going.
I can't tell if you're purposefully playing the part so in tune on purpose.
No, don't bring a game to a random pub, just find a pub that has board games as part of their thing. There are loads of pubs around here with boardgames. Normally those microbrewey ale hipster pubs with record players and cats have board games for people to play.
Urgh I don't know what to do with my hair
>microbrewey ale hipster pubs with record players and cats
pic related mate
There's a lot of nice, quieter pubs near me (Oxford) so I think I'll go for it. I'll take draughts because more people know it, I guess.
I didn't have swoopy hair nor were we emo, we just liked the music.
It's literally like you never actually grew out of your 'I think I'm more intelligent than I am but I'm definitely edgy and cool' stage.
Good luck, supercilious friend, you'll need it if this is how you act presumably above the age of 18.
Lots of art in France
Family member died and I remembered what culture is.
>Right Nineteen kkk
Have you held a piemag robots?
>It's a porno magazine
Moving the independent online lads, it's a sad time to say http://youtu.be/HHXT0yqgPFs
>getting upset with me because he thinks emo music was cool
Odds more Ratchet.
Evens more shitposting.
Dubs get drunk and do both.
What sort of work are you all doing that you're earning 25-35k so young?
My job should pay 28k but I only get 21k because I was hugely underqualified and they give me a chance over somebody who'd worked in the industry for fifteen years.
I could get up to 28k after a year or two but still you guys must be loaded on 30k living at home so young.
I thought I was doing okay
I have a gerat job now and live at home for pretty cheap and I could move to London for the same job on some more money and actually get to live in London but not sure if I can be arsed being raped of rent.
It's a tough one, because even if I did move there I know I'd have to leave eventually anyway because I'll never earn enough to buy a house.
>Drank a lot of water before bed
>Even had a sandwich (never eat when drinking)
>Still painfully hungover
Fair enough, will let you off this time.
There was a 27 year old bloke in here the other day bragging about how much he loves his job and he was just posting here because he was waiting for his gf to come home and calling everyone losers for not being like him.
That's an old wives tale m8
>Raiding the fridge or downing glasses of water after a night of heavy drinking won't improve your sore head the next day, Dutch research suggests.
>Instead, a study concluded, the only way to prevent a hangover is to drink less alcohol.
>More than 800 students were asked how they tried to relieve hangover symptoms, but neither food nor water was found to have any positive effect.
>There was a 27 year old bloke in here the other day bragging about how much he loves his job and he was just posting here because he was waiting for his gf to come home and calling everyone losers for not being like him.
Definitely sounds like he was genuinely happy and secure in himself
>tfw going to be interviewing for a graduate position despite being a drop out because I have experience
I can't wait to start at the bottom and to take 4 years to make more than 20k
I call bullshit on this.
My rule is have a pint of water for every pint you've had when out, unless more than four, then usually just stop at three pints even if it means staying up an hour extra to drink them and I always wake up feeling fine.
If I don't have any water before bed I always wake up feeling even a bit hungover if I just have oen or two pints.
The position I'm going for>>26458587
Is for software with a big company. they have a fixed payment progression scheme that means it takes forever to earn a living wage but they claim they pay well
I've seen other studies that say drinking water does lessen a hangover. It is all about staying hydrated. Maybe downing a pint before bed won't help but if you drink lots of water throughout your drinking session it surely does help.
Eating doesn't help while drinking but if you eat a big meal before drinking you will get less drunk and thus less hungover.
Haha survey bros creeping on 40k, ayyboo 2 years ago
>Live in a 125k house
>not paid off
>seen some shit tho lads
>sr1, the fleece market and no.2
Elite oil field master race that knows the Mason handshake, it goes like this like that loam
once went to Canada and the hostel didn't have an air conditioner (this was in summer and it was fucking sweltering)
I was so dehydrated I was having fever dreams, I was downing 2l bottles of water, nothing did the trick
after a heavy night boozing I was fucked in the morning, worse than I had ever been, shitting my guts out, throwing up etc
went to the corner shop and got some apple gatorade, it was all they had. I've had gatorade in the UK but hated it because it was too weak/watery
cleared me right up, it was so sweet and full of lord knows what E numbers that it fixed me
those yanks might be on to something, no wonder they're all fat
Yea desu mate when I am hungover I normally down as much fizzy pop or Lucozade sport as I can and it sorts me out. It is to do with blood sugar I guess. When you are hungover your blood sugar is low so drinking fizzy pop tops it up and makes you feel better.
I complain about it on here far too often. It really starts to make you go crazy when you don't talk with your co-workers.
Its so boring staring at my shit work and watching the seconds tick by so slowly.
I would love distracting annoying co workers
They know I don't have a degree, or at least the recruiter knows. I just have one of those worthless certificate things. So they don't know I necessarily dropped out but I'm going to lie anyway.
They probably can't get an actually graduates for the shit money they offer.
Well you're younger than me, on the same salary, have a house and have the same amount of other stuff going on as me (ie. nothing)
You are direct comparable evidence that I have failed at life.
>wew lad what's the weather like up there!
>haha did your parents put you in compost as a kid?
>are there two of you under that coat?
fucking hate being 6'5 sometimes, happens every time I go pub
Very risky. They will ask to see it at some point, if not now then usually HR will ask a few weeks into the job if you are hired. People always get fired a few weeks into the job after they fail to show the right qualifications when asked.
>Why do you even post here?
Because I used to be a robot, and I changed, and you can too.
I don't think I'm common to be fair. A lot of my mates who are the same age don't have a hope of buying a house any time soon and all work shit jobs.
I just got lucky with getting my job.
>whole life my bedroom is really dilapitated
>never decorated in 20 years we've lived in house
>wall paper all peeling off
>ceiling all dirty looking
>floor is just the bare wooden floor, not laminate literally just what was there when house was built
>have to hang curtains from the actual window opening as no curtain rail
>no modern furnishing
>decide to redecorate
>paint all the walls and ceiling
>all new furnishings
>put curtain rail up so finally have curtains in room
>looks really good
>dad still yells at me because I 'never do anything around the house'
Thus this conversation is pointless
Well as long as you know someone irl who's in a shitter state it ain't so bad.
If I was doing the worst out of everyone I knew I'd probably feel bad, but luckily I'm from a shitty estate.
>Being neet is worse mate. Trust me, i've been there. It's not good.
>Mr Shekklestein's propaganda
Being NEET is God mode as long as you can withstand the scrutiny from your family and society as a whole.
reminder that anime WILL make you gay
cut that shit out, now
Should really move out to be quite honest family.
I know its cheaper living at home, but the expense and hassle of living on your own is worth it due to not having to deal with shitty family.
Get something as cheap as possible. If you live somewhere gay where rent is high, consider moving up t' north where its cheaper.
This, I had to move back home after living away for years and it nearly sent me mental, not sure how people in their 20's can deal with living with their parents full time.
I'm trying to do everything I can to stay ahead of the people younger than me in work, not sure how long I can keep it up.
The more annoying thing is that when I was the only young guy in the office I could afford to lounge about a bit. Now we've brought in some super enthusiastic people I've got to pick up my game which is a real pain in the ass.
>Tfw applied for a 28k job that required 5 years of experience
>Tfw got it straight out of uni
>tfw only get paid 21k for it
I should be grateful they give me a chance right? They said they had candidates who'd worked elsewhere for years but they wanted to give me a chance.
Nobody's ever been that kind to me in my life but I don't know how to bring up how appreciative I am without sounding funny.
>coworkers who stay late just to get things done
fucking scum, some work during their lunch too
>being underpaid by 7k appreciative
they got you because you are cheap, its how I got my job. But now I work at like half the industry rate for my job. I don't see why my past should effect what I am paid now
>been in higher education for almost 7 years
>dropping out/kicked out on final year of my undergrad degree
Honestly worried and scared about the future. Like legit terrified.
It just seems like a ridiculously good job as well.
They never pressure me, never shout if I fuck up and everybody is really friendly.
All my expenses get covered and it's not rare to have a nice meal out on them etc.
No idea why they hired me when I couldn't even get admin jobs or get places to let me work for free.
I just don't know if it's rude to ever ask for a payrise within my first year when I'm doing a 28k a year job
>I just don't know if it's rude to ever ask for a payrise within my first year when I'm doing a 28k a year job
Don't do this, if they think you're worth keeping give it a year or two and they'll probably bump you up to that.
I've been doing it two months and my contract is only year long but in my first review he said I was on track and he's almost certain he's happy to extend it to indefinite when it's over.
I just feel bad becaus this guy changed my life but I feel like saying 'thanks man, I really appreciate it ' just makes me sound gay if it's out of the blue
I'm hoping my placement year counts for something and some place gives me a chance. Going to need to be really lucky. It's a pipe dream I know, but need some hope.
I don't mind working some minimum wage jobs but I don't want to be stuck there. I need to be applying for other jobs while working them.
>they actually believe the frogposting memes.
If people who work are slaves, then neets are slaves too. Neets are dependent on their parents, or the state, to provide for them, because they can't provide for themselves. Your life depends on your parents not dying, and the tories deciding not to cut your benefits. You have no control over your life, that is true slavery.
I still have to live with my parents and depend on them.
On monday my boss could tell me to fuck off and I would have no way of doing anything about it.
Plus I have to spend most of time in drudgery
Posting on behalf of Sakulad who cannot join us tonight because of a certain unpaid custodian
I can't find other jobs, I am applying to all of them and I can't get them.
And when I get that other job, it will just be the same maybe massa won't be as cruel but it will still be an owner
Ahh, yes, the eternal question, "is everyone this mad or is it just me?"
Of course, the irony of asking /britfeel/ is that everyone here is possibly, if not probably, quite bonkers, so any answer you do get will be automatically voided.
What does that mean? I thought copywriting was marketing? Have you applied for marketing jobs?
When you say "IT" what do you mean? IT can include everything from programming, to sysadmin, tech support, and using Microsoft Word.
I may be a technical writer I suppose but sometimes I do what might be considered copywriting.
I write documentation for software, I have also written scripts for videos that were marketing as well as instructional ones.
Help materials and documention and guides as well as some other stuff
>IT can include everything from programming, to sysadmin, tech support, and using Microsoft Word.
And I apply to them all, or at least the ones that don't require years of specific experience.
>it's a wageslaves spend their weekends trying to justify their lifestyle choices to NEETs episode
Programming probably requires the least experience, pays the most and is in highest demand. You don't even need a degree to get an entry-level job. "entry level" meaning 20-30k
Learn to make software, and then you can document it as you make it.
Also if you're applying for anything technical, put more buzzwords on your resume, to get past the recruiters who don't know what the fuck any of that stuff is.
Going to fire up the old top lap lads
NEETs have literally forever to do what they like though. Saturday is the one bit of freedom wageslaves get and rather than do all the amazing things they brag about doing, they are sat on here same as NEETs.
What you up to tonight, my mates?
I'm going to start an Xcom 2 ironman run.
Make sure you grip the side of her head ss hard as you can. In a single, fast pulling motion, drag her face towards yours and ram her mouth into yours.
Make sure there is plenty of saliva in your mouth as you need to spit in her mouth as much as possible. Begin rapidly blowing air in and out of her mouth until she passes out from excitement, from here you are free to wank over her unconscious body as a sign of respect.
>spend hours downgrading my ds so i can install custom firmware
>follow some shit tutorial on how to install the firmware
>the cunt neglects to mention that one of the steps in his tutorial doesn't work any more and instead updates your ds to the latest uncustomisable firmware
i'm so fucking mad right now. 4+ hours down the drain and no free games
Been texting a girl and she going to a club and wants to meet me there, I never got out but have normie friends who go out every weekend but this happens to be the one weekend when their not
Why is there no good comedy on iPlayer lads, fucks sake, all there is is a Mock the Week from 2013.
When is there a new series?
When is series 4 of Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle?
I would even watch HIGNFY at this point.
who /can'tstopplayingdevilsadvocate/ here?
i get into pointless arguments with people about shit that i don't care about
This is what I was talking about, think I've found them now.
Probably going to read some sort of VN, and/or watch a terrible romance anime.
Also, lots of wanking.
LOL who the fuck REALLY wants a gf. you have to spend money on a woman, actually TALK to her and appear interested in her whiny drama, smell her stinky morning breath, sleepless cause she snored and hogs duvet, answer her stupid sms messages, go places you don't want to, watch her stupid soap operas, become sociable which if you managed to find and post on r9k you are definitely not, you have to impress her family, she get 'pregnant meme' so you pay money on the child pisser/shitter, constantly tired, crying bastard child all the time, le get married meme, le get divorced meme, she take erything, you commit suicide
robots got it sussed big time; drink you whisky, eat you takeaway, play you vidya, shitpost, amass wealth, fleet of sports cars, fuck whores, retire young, stay /comfy/
lmao. i still wear my 30 bong fleece from 5 years ago m8. got my 4 year old (not) autism shoes too. fucking trendy wannabe faggot. fuck off normie ree
pic related my fucking shoes
Leonard Lake said it best
>I want to be able to use a woman, whenever and however I want. And when I'm tired or bored or not interested, I simply want to put her away.
>phishing site supposedly got a hit
>no one entered their details
Could just be inflated traffic due to the DDoS attack but I can't help but wonder if they clicked the link but something else scared them off
>tfw considering this
I've only ever bought relatively cheap clothes and never bothered with fashion, but now I'm starting to think it might really have an effect on how people perceive me.
A couple weeks ago I was in Waterstones and some guy asked me if I worked there, considering all the people who work at Waterstones are unwashed hippies I wasn't too happy, but I did look scruffy as fuck.
The only reason I won't do it (besides money) is I have no idea what looks good, where do you find out what's fashionable?
Just go to /fa/, althoughsome pf theor shit is retarded but sort through wjat you like.
Right now saint laurent paris is very in right now. Also, the oasis/brit pop look is very now. Have you seen all those kids in parkas.
Primark will always be fashionable, just cheap.quality so if money is an issue go there. Everyone shops at primark.
>wearing autism shoes
>wearing autism shoes indoors
>wearing shoes indoors
Low dose of DXM and a few beers.
Feel so fucking mellow lads, it great.
do you guys like art its almost better than anime imo
yes kirstins face is perfect just like art work isn't it
>go to scratch my face
>accidentally scratch a sore pimple
The UK version of Ninja Warrior is fucking shite. It's basically X-Factor with the boring sob story backgrounds.
*Piano is playing*
>"Yeah muh name's Jeff and I'm a stay at home Dad... I do this because... I do this because I want my kids to be proud of me, I want to show them that their dad can achieve anything"
*Shows a clip of him washing the dishes*
>"I'd describe myself as a house husband"
NOBODY CARES YOU SOFT CUNT
He got wiped out almost immediately too. The original Japanese version is way better, you don't see this guy squawking on and on about nothing. His backstory is basically "I'm a fisherman and train my body a lot"
Had a look at a couple of nice flats today and seeing another one on Tuesday. Curry ordered as well. Things are looking up lads. Now I just need to find the bottle to ask out that bird on the bus.
They're both virgins so their wedding night is going to be hilarious.
When I joked about it with him he said she'd already warned him 'she'd probably be too tired.'
Poor lad's cucked already.
make a friend somewhere.
Lads I am improving the dubs checking script and need more words for describing dubs, so far I have
achievement, connection and love are the things that bring happyness in life.
3 years neet, don't know what achievements are even reachable at this point in my life
kek as if
explain what you mean by that please. my cold heart doesn't understand
hitler wasn't a normie anon
"Stefanie was born into a family of high social status. Hitler fell in love with her after she passed by him during her daily daughter-mother stroll in Linz, glancing at him. Although madly in love with her to the point of suicide, Hitler never once spoke with her, and she later married an Austrian army officer. August Kubizek, a close childhood friend and later biographer of his childhood experience with Hitler
When you share a moment, experiance, tastes, likes, dislikes, hobby etc
alright lads found some good movies, I'm going to the shops for a bottle.
tfw Saturday should be non indy movie night
>its not the oldest meme I know
>tfw getting fat
being neet has its disadvantages. need to run around in my room tomorrow i reckon. could actually feel my belly and man tits jiggle as i was walking up the stairs. that is a first for me lads
Just stop eating unhealthy shit you fat bastard, and get out of the house at least twice per day. It doesn't matter what you do - walk to the shops or something - just get outside.
Thanks for the contributions anons, your changes have been incorporated.
god fucking damn it.
i thought the idea was if you weren't earning a lot, you didn't have to pay it back.
The time has come
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Nah, don't think you need to worry. It's for the people that know they need to repay and try to avoid doing so, I believe. If you genuinely prove you can't due to earnings, you're not forced to.
glad to be of service mon frere
>Hooking up with a fat chick tomorrow
>Tells me she's into daddy/little girl stuff
Anybody got any experience with this? I've done dom stuff before but this seems slightly different. Tips appreciated.
I literally drank so much Equinium that I got the last warning before I lost the game so I couldn't drink anymore
And I still wasn't transformed into a centaur
What am I doing wrong?
It won't detect dubs got by someone posting with a name or a trip because fuck name/tripfags.
>tfw I thought I would actually use this script to do interesting things and compile analytics but instead I'm just using it to check dubs
fuckin hell lad. i got a first in civ eng from swansea and started a paid internship two weeks later, went permie after that. that was with no contacts either, just speculative cv and cover letters.. ye not fucking trying lad, too comfortable with the neet life. there's shit loads of professional grad engineering jobs and with a first you got a lot of options. if you do actually want a job, stop fannying around spending days filling online grad scheme applications to massive corporation (that are extremely competitive and a complete waste of time in most cases) and go knocking on doors of regional offices, phone HR departments of local contractors, go to site compounds and give ye cv to the site manager etc etc.