bullies out edition
>get new job (within same organization I already work for)
>speak to new manager, seems great
>confirms hours, 9-5, just like I'm on now
>looking forward to it, current job is a bit shit
>speak to the guy who got promoted who I am replacing
>good guy, joking around
>"you must be dreading the longers hours then, yeah"
>ask what he means, say I already work 9-5
>bursts out laughing
>apparently we are paid 9-5, but to actually get the work done you need to get done (and to not get sacked), no one works shorter hours than 7-6, most do 12 hours shifts
>I am stuck with this for at least 6 months now
Boy, not being NEET sure is great! I hate doing things I like. Things that I like are shit, I'd rather work instead!
I don't know how they sell chicken breasts so cheap when in mixes or other ready meals but when you buy them fresh/frozen they're defo more expensive.
probably using shit tier reject ones, but protein is protein.
The egg and bacon spread is god tier anyway, much better than tikka.
why not make your own thread you jelly belly?
>tfw you realise too late that English lit is all about drawing insignificant points out into paragraphs, making extremely tenuous theories with a straight face, and trying to find evidence that Shakespeare was an early feminist
Here is an image of my waifu senpai~
notice me senpai.
now with 100% originality!
now with 200% originality
Posting the lovely Jun, quite a fan of the Junster myself desu.
now with 300% originality!
>Mum keeps making me tea
>Puts it on then forgets about it
>Constantly getting burnt food
Has a go at me if I complain and tells me to make it myself. If she offers to make me food she should at least watch it or tell me to watch it right?
>Apply to gym
>Gym is a "Christians only" gym
>Need letter from local priest
For fucks sake I just want to lift
I hate it when she does this. Pretty sure she does it deliberately.
Also when she buys something for dinner that I've told her I don't like and I have to tell her again, then I get moaned at when I leave it in the fridge. She expects me to be grateful when she fucks up.
>come to /britfeel/ to shoot the shit with fellow brits
>it's just people saying 'i'll be your boyfriend, lad' or 'i'll fuck you lad'
>meanwhile people trying to start discussion on interesting topics are ignored.
Fucking hell the state of this place.
>tfw mum's been burning food all my life, so now I've developed a taste for overdone stuff
Yes its ridiculous they have a bar downstairs selling lager and I just think thats completely contradictory
roman catholic north of england
good point I never see them even though they can just easily pay the priest like I will to write a letter
>tfw you want to start cooking but don't want to buy a bunch of ingredients in case you fuck up the recipe
I hate wasting food. I made bread once, it was black on the outside and liquid on the inside.
Posting waifu wearing non-canon underpants.
Excellent choice of series, anon.
I know what you mean, but waste can easily be avoided by planning ahead. For instance, gather a few beef recipes before you buy a load of beef. Or buy some chicken and beef at the start of the week so you can mix up your meat over the course of it.
(Obviously replace these examples of meat with whatever you'd personally prefer)
There isn't really any problem about spices and things because they last forever so if you buy them but don't use it all you just put it in your cupboard and forget about it until you need it again.
great post lad, but a bit of a lewd picture of your waifu.
It was pretty shit thanks, I tried to convert a dibromoolefin into a trifluromethyl alkyne and I don't think it worked, I'm sure we all know that feel.
It's nice to be lewd for a change, sure she doesn't mind
>Fucking around in the kitchen
>Get back in the living room and sit down
>"ANON CAN YOU MAKE ME A BREW?!"
Probably not the way you're thinking of. My mum is a hoarder, she won't throw anything away and she goes through the bins and takes out anything I've thrown away that she doesn't agree with.
Even stuff like expired food because it's not "expired enough" for her.
Remember to vote in the movie poll if you haven't done so already lads! Zulu and Jackie Chan are currently tied for the lead.
Film night is this friday at 10PM, details to follow the close of voting at midnight tonight.
So long as that Jackie Chan film is one of his American productions it's fine. The chinese stuff is boring. We'll probably have another week of voting which JC film.
Hopefully Rush Hour.
>american psycho isn't even on the list
The list was sourced from /britfeel/, every film that was suggested is on the list. If the first movie night goes well enough to do a second, you can suggest whatever you want in the future.
truly pleb. nearly friday
>Wanted to celebrate starting my new job by bringing foods and shit
>Actually wanted to invite my department and partially another department because alot of the people there helped me and stuff
>Accidently invited the entire other department rather than just a few lads
>44 people total invited now
>When I realized what I have done already more than half of the people from the other dept accepted the invite
>Kicking them out wouldn't be right either
>Praying to god that not much more people accept the invite now
This is going to be the most autistic celebration ever lads. Seriously.
True actually, but I seriously doubt that 40 people would even fit into the room....... also no alcohol since it's at work.
I just hope alot of them are away or can't come. Problem is that like 10-15 lads of those I have never seen before so they aren't really my work buddies.... that's what makes this entire thing autistic.
His name is fatov.
He represents the british spirit of sloth and alcoholism.
Think about how you feel when you get invited to something. Your first thought isn't 'Jesus the person who is throwing this party is autistic!' is it? Chances are you feel kind of happy that someone wanted to invite you.
That's probably what they're feeling now. They're also probably happy that they have a chance to talk to their office crush, too.
No alcohol is fine. If it's towards the end of the day people will probably end up going to the pub together. You've basically inadvertently made everyone's week better. People enjoy having parties they just don't like to admit it, especially brits.
Just realised they have Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix. Incredible stuff, I remember my balls tingling when I was a kid whenever Sarah Michelle Gellar was on screen.
Going to wank furiously to her in a bit.
She's not being sexualised just because you can catch a glimpse of her underpants. It's all completely wholesome.
Gonna buy a property and rent it out for 500pcm
Then buy another property and grow a fuck tonne of weed in it to pay off the mortgage faster.
>Thick hoodie on
>Wrapped up in bed
>Shitposting and making shitty pictures in ms paint
>Might crack into some gin soon
Anyone else getting comfy?
Although if she can bring happiness to the sweaty britfeel neckbeards then it must be a good thing.
You should rent to an underprivileged Pakistani family to demonstrate that you're willing to help move our great nation into the age of multiculturalism.
if i get dubs i restore my foreskin
if not i will cry about circumcision forever on 4chan
To the gym with ya laddeh
Can't has'ent crossed a counted blade of grass that cared to ask.
>drawn to thy master
You can't grow large amounts of weed indoors in a residential property, your energy supplier will spot the cost of the lights and report you to the bobbies.
And your neighbours will smell it.
And helicopters with IR cameras will see your house is too hot.
And if you're ever under suspicion of it, your post will show up in a background check and they might be able to get a warrant based on your confession.
I find it funny not runny I don't give a shit apart from the two and where I stand now
>it's not in front of you
I get drunk to the point I can't post and rewatch Dragon Ball Z or some nostalgia magnet on Fridays.
playing great vidya with my friends, memories i would not trade.
my teenage years are spent very happy, i had the world by the balls. little did i know, it would all come crashing down a few years later and then even more later, i would become the lonely friendless neet i am today.
SO many unchecked dubs, for shame, anons.
>>26391066 good dubs m9
>>26391100 lovely dubs m8
>>26391211 good dubs m9
>>26391299 cromulent dubs guy
>>26391300 nice dubs guy
>>26391333 nice trips mate
>>26391655 delightful dubs bro
>>26391766 fantastic dubs guy
>>26392199 good dubs mate
>>26392399 spectacular dubs bro
>>26392477 cromulent dubs bro
>>26392511 spectacular dubs m8
>>26392911 fantastic dubs guy
>>26393433 cromulent dubs m9
>>26393466 briliant dubs m9
>>26393511 nice dubs m9
>>26393699 good dubs mate
>>26393744 briliant dubs m8
>>26394200 great dubs mate
>>26394355 lovely dubs guy
>>26394366 briliant dubs mate
>>26394477 nice dubs bro
>>26394688 spectacular dubs m80
>>26394699 nice dubs m80
These shitty off-site groups are not britfeel, they're havens for the fucking normie scum that hang around here and want to basically act like tripfags without the social stigma of being a filthy tripfaggot
I would like first appolyise for ruin every anime ever. But why the fuck can you watch that shit it brings me step closer to no reality shit and fuck if I've got nine proxies to get behind before I want to lie knelt at the door to beg for the sweet release of anime to bring me closer to tear. Cat wishes is the best btw, I do like the pick a drawn lass to put to this muses lol music but there's always a hidden meaning and some time one does free the spellcheck
>big wink, finish it.
A lot of my time there was me trying to explain how close exactly I am to killing of the same as every other time of the possibility of infinite nothingness to off myself to be a lot of Jay Leno show that the Conservative party and the only person I have really connected with in
World by the bells
>ask a ph3 to think about what the first guy that pushed run was thinking
>clap clap done
The sound of one getting off his lazy Arse and doing one fucking
money prize lounge
Shut it down
>drinking and someone came
>find em bed and go play kitten
Unless you're planning on asking her to come to church with you when she says no (who the fuck does things on sunday?), that's a terrible thing to say
t. Someone who has never asked a girl out
not much (you)'s on other thread any kicking about here
i think this explains my love for Jun, and how i am feeling today.
How's your evening going so far lads?
>Laying on the sofa
>Got the footie on
>Browsing on my laptop
>Nice and warm
It's little moments like these that take away the depressing feels, even for just a moment.
>the most significant dub
>just says "nice dub"
>some other, random dub which is just single dub is "spectacular" or "cromulent" or "briliant"
We all check them but don't show to check them
>if that makes sense imagine my cock in your mouth even though you have never seen my cock did it not brush your tonsil's
>yeah remove them, close the pony show
Because My Lie Panders
So surely as a Spurs fan I'm not a normie because I hate Arsenal?
to not talk to people, fashion and politeness.
White tee's ne'er sit properly with that new sweater smell any I digress remove my cock from your mouth and she said
you said you are as far away from normie as you can get. yet you watch football. i'm not saying you are a full normie, but you are not as far from from normie as you can get. you can get further still.
Jesus was a sinner, a man that lied
He called himself the king of kings but I call that pride
When we're not allowed to worship others: I call that greed
We feel his wrath if we do so, I call that envy
God is a glutton since you say he created all
He gave us genitalia stemming from his lustful thoughts
And I have now disproved the king of men
And on his head should be placed the crown of sin
I wish there were a way to teach my computer about the emotional impact of great dubs, but at the end of the day it's just a cold, unthinking machine.
You're a good lad then. 95% of Arsenal fans are normies who jumped on the bandwagon when liking football became the latest cool thing for people who pretend they're working class to like.
I'm not even Jewish, it's great. I've used it to prove I'm not a Nazi before would you believe. I'm loving this season. All the pressure is on Arsenal and Man City rather than Leicester and Spurs.
Felt like I was going to die all day. Couple more days and I should be good.
That's just from codeine. Can't imagine withdrawing from a strong heroin addiction.
Can someone tell me what it is like to live in a nice, normal middle class neighbourhood with no gangs of chavs and drunks and crime and litter and vandalism? I want to just imagine it, just for a moment. It must be the comfiest thing in the world.
Sheep is mutton or so they say lamb be better fuck nuts
>was going to change a bit and gib it back then I read the next line cummed in the mental pocket I share with
Mr. Burnsand just admire the stars do you see hem flicker, see them change color, the want to call then pulsars now not happy about it senapi but I'll live with it until they have a great idea to change something comfy like son I sea a star in you, ooh it's just our star sun there's more stories to be hold.
>we cannot judge Him
why not? On judgement day I'll make god pray to me.
how stupid are you if God exist? Awa to Reddit wi ye
>yes God exists in ones mind banter lost and can't get close enough to prove, well maybe my good looks will pull me through this math problem
>he teaches me to blow code, mute that's who b-but I only have biscuits on mr macdonald menu like its not been ready for years
watch the Yurus lad, they are almost as cute as me.
I answer to no man, to no god
I have no faith in nothing or no one
I have my will and the phallus between my legs
and the oath that I took to the baphomet
and the black blood running course through my veins
and the thoughts of a child whose life was betrayed
No salvation - I cannot be saved
No forgiveness - my mind has been made
I'm like the equinox, change of the seasons
a shadow on the wall with a lack of reason
I am the cist that exists cause you made me
and I grow on anyone that's betrayed me
And I cannot be cut off or severed
'cause each time I grow back inside a new endeavour
And my mission is simple
I'm here to bring about the end
through my work and my principles
Armageddon in the holy land
with no respect or understanding for the holy man
Damn, I'm trying to do all that I can
to free man from the grasp of the profane's hand
You misinterpret and say what I am
and try to tell me that I can't when you know what I can
Call me enigma, a puzzle you don't understand
The pieces fit only if you know the final plan
I've already seen the first series, it was
Not sure if I am up for 26 episodes of it desu~
I've already seen the first two series, meant to watch the third as it aired but never got around to it. Think I'll look into it thanks senpai~
It's the filter, think of every bad thing and filter into your blood stream and where does that go a dead brain, no through them lungs young one into every wrong thing that happened to you two, my world but rabbit was not here to say one done it better than burns and got the sit down shit gone and clap thinking of the every post to be driven forgotten on this porcelain pot we share to rub one out so close to the shower we all get green because I ain't spelling wizards are jealous
>calm and centred as Ayyboo
The second season is infinitely better, and the film is literally a must see for anyone who has ever seen any kind of anime
K-ON is god, especially ritsu
Aren't they? I thought I'd discovered a miracle when I first took them - felt human for the first time ever.
Little did I know what hell I'd brought down upon myself.
thinking of ordering some more, though
>You reach into the fridge to grab a bottle of Fudge Brownie Frijj when you hear a noise behind you
OH SHIT, IT'S A MOMIJI!
WHAT DO YOU DO LADS?
Chill mate. Didn't see the trip. I'll be sure to tip toe next time.
>looking through all my old youtube favourites
Bonsai first bad trip was getting over it and realising no one went out outside, but that's what leaders do I suppose, 4chris 4love 4hash 4tags 4drugs and call witch.
I'm just doing it on a level that needs wait to work now admit there is not a sole that runs to stand in the moving mans shoes that saw the only good opportunity to steal a clapped out pair of gods, just nick it.
>nike, but le last threads shows you took it.
I've tried them all, nitrazepam or diazepam probably still my favourite, flurazepam or temazepam a second
I've tried a few of the RC's when I was desperate, etizolam was alright, perfect for just anxiety relief, I like the f-lam f-bro compound for their knockout effects but dont like to fuck with them too much
Robert was an English man
Coz I'm no rabbie burns,
i just read
I want to get in a fight. I know how to fight and I'm pretty hard but I wanna find out how hard.
And I wanna kick the fuck out of someone. I have someone in mind but that's a secret.
lets all Chillout lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inM-oS4vtB0
Is it the next one and zero they "I mean Awooo" fans show us the binary but do the have a secret over the table shake, I bet the fucking do truth scripting has been broken to a Russian without what I have to sell arch my back hear this chord and nope never learned to art make it apparent then switch to make you itch to see. Hoe how does the nobody think to kitchen sink and put the same characters in order we share the alpha bet that'll make them itch now where does it comith but the theroy of the alphabet, bet they own Googl too.
>feeling like a tree, but what colour. Is it that one that lasts zero fucks to argue nothing and sit there like ones being talk to not at
>you'll never own a yacht
>or your own home
>or a helicopter or private jet
>your kids, if you even get any, will never go to private school
>your family will live in misery until the end your lineage dies off
>not calling a taxi
>not making the paki lift your bags into the boot
>not kicking the fuck our of him there and then
>not driving off in his car to the airport
You don't wanna fight mate
I know someone who's actually done this
not sure how to respond to this, i would say yes i guess.
excuuuuse me if im enjoying the here and now
In the long run we're all dead
>made it through yesterday's orientation
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me
Nice reverse to what's know and take this with glee
JUST LOOK AT THE STARS WITHIN EARSFOLD AND WATCH ME GO ILL TALK YOUR EAR OFF OF THE BEST UNDIVOVERED but in the mean time no average mean time watch this http://youtu.be/PvIFo0I-pKg make what itch?
Tay-Tay's wish on the last fifteen that this poor auld bonsai seen
now that is just mean, I'm not even overweight.
any-more... still have the excess skin though
Nearly every dildo I see has a girth of 5 inches or less, but that doesn't seem very big. My own is 5 inches, and I feel I could take something a bit bigger than my own. I have no idea what size to get that isn't going to be too big or too small.
Got another kebab for dinner lads, put
Mayoon it and its fucking top notch.
That's ok until ladder gets to the chicken fillets and the hands of all let's throw all down to have a good fuck occurs babe, the guy that flirts around to be the guy that touches that have never seen bit without another is where the devil runs brother it might not will not return to those who won't give to its will to wull you sign this mate oooo 80
Why do all these britfeels threads never have any Scottish people in them, I feel so alone.
1 HOUR LEFT TO VOTE
In a shock twist, Fifth Element comes from behind to tie with Zulu for the lead! Make sure to vote lads!
been losing my ability to speak over the last year lads. my word flow and selection is terrible and repetitive, i can't find words and get tongue tied often. oh well, guess soon i'll be classed 'disabled', be eligible to claim dissibongs and get say bye to the wagecuck life. every cloud lads..an tbqh i've never liked talking in the first place
i am really awful with this too.
i muddle words in sentences, so I'll say "I want to put the washing machine in the clothes".
i get confused easily
i go off on random tangents
i talk to myself when in public as well as at home
i keep gripping at my hands and fiddling with things when i have to talk to people
i wish i had access to a gun, i'd like to take myself and a few normalfags out.
My dad's girlfriend is picking on me lads. Me and my dad get on well but when she's had something to drink she keeps asking shit like
>Where do your friends live? Still at home?
>What's your plans for the future?
>Still not passed that driving test?
Then talking about her own life while obviously directing it towards me.
>You know, when I was 21 I had just moved into my first house
Sometimes I feel like snapping and saying something like "Yeah but when you were my age tthe economy wasn't on its arse, credit scores didn't mean shit and banks were fucking launching mortgages at everyone thag applied for one"
>get sent one of those graduate survey things where they give you amazon voucher for doing so many
>fill it in
>doing loads of demographic questions
>"on a scale of 0 to 6, with 0 being exclusively heterosexual and 6 being exclusively homosexual, what is your sexuality?"
>"error, you must enter a number between 1 and 6"
Fuck this I'm out.
So what actually happens in April and will it affect Northern Ireland?
I'm good anyway, once I saved up 2000 I signed off bennies and make money through other means but still, I'd like to know, is Dave and George dropping a fire album?
Budget (up in the) Cut - Dave the Rave FT. George Oz-B
>Segment about an old woman having a go at people for parking in residents area
>Most people are either waiting for someone
>Or people coming in vans to deliver something or do maintenance on one of the buildings
>Does this to everyone
What the fucking fuck?
Feel shit lads.
who /didn't fault new years resolutions yet/ here?
and having languished in third place for most of the vote, The Fifth Element breaks through to claim victory at the last moment, and earn the dubious honour of being the first /britfeel/ movie night movie (hopefully the first of many). Thanks to all who nominated and voted, and I hope to see all of you on Friday, 10PM, on cytube!
Full details to follow closer to the time.
goodnight lads, we are going to have a very comfy time in bed.
I just stumbled across Jade from Take Me Out.
Top marks for fucking your sister
Can I just sell it awe and move to green card
>he fights through tears to chit chat to nobody's
>the soulless bots
>with nothing shiny to
>look straight down it was the zip
>got your nose with little to none pride
nah m8 this is convict hour
go back to throwing tea out of boats and having a fuckin sook
just cracked open a tinnie lads
Tick tock wagecucks. Your alarms will soon be going off, you'll have to get out of that warm, comfy bed and face the cold commute to work.
As for me? Oh... I'll be posting here all day snuggled in my comfy duvet with a mug of tea and as much nutella on toast as I can handle.
Thanks for paying my bills and sacrificing your life for me so that I may live as a king while you slave as a peasant.
Real existential hours lads
One day she'll be real right
you missed the real existential hours, those are 3 till 4 am.
Still, even then there would be no reason to worry, anime will be real soon enough.
My real existential hours are about 5am-9am desu
Haha you fat fucking waste of oxygen, just had my scrambled eggs on wholewheat bread washed down with an express on made for me by my girlfriend now going to jump in my mercedes for my short commute to work, afterwards may go to the the gym to improve my already well chiseled athletic body, I like to stay in shape
Enjoy yourn'comfy' day though you scrounging cunt
>inb4 generic thick as a plank NEET response 'hurrr durr' wage slave mad (I'm going to be earning more in a day than you will in 2 weeks)
>you actually earn your money
Well I suppose one trip out of your disgusting pit that you call a bedroom is worth it because 'muh anxiety' right?
Not all of us have shit metabolisms and genetics mate, I can eat pretty much whatever I want and stay ripped
Anyway I really must go, I don't have much time for shitposting now, may continue from work
>tfw its just me in the steam group chat
incredibly cozy actually.