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bullies out edition
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first for the chase
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Thank you good lad
now bost waifus good lads
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>>26391043
Better image is here desu mate
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just noticed tescos selling those bacon+egg and chickan tikka sandwich spreads for just one quid.

tastes damn good, and it's like 750cals and 50-80 brotein per cup. dat dreamer bulk.
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Reminder that Islam is a cult and if you're a muslim you're not welcome here.
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>>26391106
>>26391092
I was first get rekt

ignore the spelling mistake
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>>26391100
I find the chickens always a bit dodgy in them.
that said asda does the same, and im eating egg mayo sammich now.
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I don't like this new version of come dine with me, not comfy
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>>26391092
>>26391121
'no'

oc 8.33% content
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>>26391114
I think all the Islam spammers used to have got banned senpai
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>>26391106
I love my awoo
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>>26391189
Why would you think that?
You can't even speak your own language correctly, joke of a human

Inshallah
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>get new job (within same organization I already work for)
>speak to new manager, seems great
>confirms hours, 9-5, just like I'm on now
>looking forward to it, current job is a bit shit
>speak to the guy who got promoted who I am replacing
>good guy, joking around
>"you must be dreading the longers hours then, yeah"
>ask what he means, say I already work 9-5
>bursts out laughing
>apparently we are paid 9-5, but to actually get the work done you need to get done (and to not get sacked), no one works shorter hours than 7-6, most do 12 hours shifts
>I am stuck with this for at least 6 months now

Boy, not being NEET sure is great! I hate doing things I like. Things that I like are shit, I'd rather work instead!
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>>26391211
>speak
moar like write tbqhwy senpai
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>>26391213
>get promoted
>better pay
>act surprised when your job isn't exactly the same as the one you did before
Baka. Also
>don't research job before accepting
Idiot.
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Why the fuck do you marmite poofs make a thread for yourself every single day? I'm so sick of this shit
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>>26391280
So filter britfeel, nobody will care
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>>26391137

I don't know how they sell chicken breasts so cheap when in mixes or other ready meals but when you buy them fresh/frozen they're defo more expensive.

probably using shit tier reject ones, but protein is protein.

The egg and bacon spread is god tier anyway, much better than tikka.
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>>26391280
why not make your own thread you jelly belly?
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there a r9k r9minecraft server?
.
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>tfw you realise too late that English lit is all about drawing insignificant points out into paragraphs, making extremely tenuous theories with a straight face, and trying to find evidence that Shakespeare was an early feminist
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>>26391211
>Why would you think that?

Because they all got reported and shortly after the thread was free from Islam spamming.
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>>26391293
I can't filter on mobile...
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>>26391213


ahhaha what are you, a recruitment consultant or a charity worker or someshit? lol.

get scammed breh.
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>>26391213
>literally working for free

The life of a wagecuck
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>>26391325
Stop posting on mobile then you 4chan addict
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>>26391092
waifus in
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>>26391307
lol what
are you serious?
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>>26391268

Sideways move, m8. Money is the same. My old job no longer exists, it was take this or get sacked.
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>>26391307
I thought everyone realised this in like year 10?
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>>26391353
>My old job no longer exists, it was take this or get sacked

That's illegal, you're lying to us
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>>26391092
Here is an image of my waifu senpai~
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>>26391368

I could take VR, but I've only been here for a year so the package was shit.
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>>26391066
Pointless is supreme

>tfw stuck living in East Devon
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>>26391343
notice me senpai.
now with 100% originality!
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>>26391213
>most do 12 hours shifts
the fuck is the job?
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>>26391383
Need you to come to Southampton and help me wax my legs desu
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>>26391343
now with 200% originality
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>>26391479
I'll come to Southampton and help you wax your legs desu
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>>26391092
Posting the lovely Jun, quite a fan of the Junster myself desu.
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>>26391092

posting spinning waifu
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>>26391343
now with 300% originality!
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>>26391343
She doesn't like men m8
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>>26391467

Analyst and pricing role in financial markets for a bank.
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>>26391528
maybe anon is an 8 foot tall fish girl warrior

you never know
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>>26391092
Posting with an original comment.
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who /teachingassistant/ here?
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>>26391628
you mean tard wrangler?
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>>26391655

Yeah, basically my non-robotic original friend.
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Just got up lads, this sleep pattern is fucking me hard
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>>26391741
how much they pay for that job? must be pretty shit
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>>26391756
I will fuck you hard instead lad, and i will wake you up nice and early the next morning.
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>>26391782
Nah fuck off with that shit
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>>26391782
How nice of you to offer lad.

Might have to take you up on that someday.
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>>26391904
please be Hampshire my good friend.
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>>26391932
I'm afraid not chap, sorry.
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Cauliflower Cheese for tea, lads.
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>Mum keeps making me tea
>Puts it on then forgets about it
>Constantly getting burnt food

Has a go at me if I complain and tells me to make it myself. If she offers to make me food she should at least watch it or tell me to watch it right?
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Evens I kill myself
Odds I activate The Machine
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>Apply to gym
>Gym is a "Christians only" gym
>Need letter from local priest

For fucks sake I just want to lift
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>>26392159
Really?

Like, are you joking mate?
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>>26392159
noice

where dis gym out

is it catholic?
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>>26392129
I hate it when she does this. Pretty sure she does it deliberately.
Also when she buys something for dinner that I've told her I don't like and I have to tell her again, then I get moaned at when I leave it in the fridge. She expects me to be grateful when she fucks up.
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>come to /britfeel/ to shoot the shit with fellow brits
>it's just people saying 'i'll be your boyfriend, lad' or 'i'll fuck you lad'
>meanwhile people trying to start discussion on interesting topics are ignored.

Fucking hell the state of this place.
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>>26392159
Sounds pretty based, great way to keep the pakis out
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>>26392186
>Keeps buying things I've repeatedly told her I don't like

WHY
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>>26392129
>tfw mum's been burning food all my life, so now I've developed a taste for overdone stuff
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>>26392179
Yes its ridiculous they have a bar downstairs selling lager and I just think thats completely contradictory
>>26392180
roman catholic north of england
>>26392213
good point I never see them even though they can just easily pay the priest like I will to write a letter
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>>26392129
>>26392186

Fucking hell you're pathetic. You're getting free shit to eat and you're complaining about it? Learn to cook, it's really fun and is a decent skill to have.
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>tfw your tutor hands you your university's pamphlet on low self-esteem
Th-Thanks...
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>>26392249
>spending half an hour staring at something in the cooker or a pan is "fun"
lol
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>>26392247
>they have a bar downstairs selling lager

It's obviously a secret IRA base.

Everyone knows the Irish are militant Catholics who need alcohol to survive.
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>>26392199
reply to the person then and start a conversation if nobody else is.
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>>26392257
Don't hog it lad, tell us how to bee ourselves
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>>26392249
I don't mind cooking, I'm just saying if you offer to cook something for someone don't be surprised if they complain when you mess it up.
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>>26392257
>tfw your tutor starts kissing your neck and rubbing your nipples

Th-Thanks...
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>>26392268

You do something else for that part you idiot. But yes, preparing meat and chopping veg and getting the right flavours using spices and stuff is very fun and rewarding.
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>>26392257
Scan and upload it.
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>>26392249
>tfw you want to start cooking but don't want to buy a bunch of ingredients in case you fuck up the recipe

I hate wasting food. I made bread once, it was black on the outside and liquid on the inside.
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>>26392337
/britfeel/ what is your opinion on nipple rub-rubs on your person

yay or nay
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>>26392351
No it's not fun. Preparing food isn't fun.
People that work in subway aren't having fun.

Eating is the fun part.
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>>26392379
nay.
I don't like sex
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>>26391092

Posting waifu wearing non-canon underpants.

>>26391621

Excellent choice of series, anon.
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>>26392368

I know what you mean, but waste can easily be avoided by planning ahead. For instance, gather a few beef recipes before you buy a load of beef. Or buy some chicken and beef at the start of the week so you can mix up your meat over the course of it.
(Obviously replace these examples of meat with whatever you'd personally prefer)

There isn't really any problem about spices and things because they last forever so if you buy them but don't use it all you just put it in your cupboard and forget about it until you need it again.
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>>26392442
great post lad, but a bit of a lewd picture of your waifu.
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>>26392442
How was work fampire?
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>tfw no bf

ooooceee
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>>26392477
How do those examples avoid waste if you burn it? Moron.
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>>26392503

It was pretty shit thanks, I tried to convert a dibromoolefin into a trifluromethyl alkyne and I don't think it worked, I'm sure we all know that feel.

>>26392491

It's nice to be lewd for a change, sure she doesn't mind
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>>26392399
t. Virgin Autismo Maximus
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got a disgustingly sexy kebab tonight lads
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>>26392511

Rude!

I guess you have to practice and get better. But to be perfectly honest burning food is really hard to do if you're paying attention.
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who here has a /crazymum/?
I swear my mum is going off the rails and i need to gtfo
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>>26392442
very sexy animay image you have there, I'd love to press my nose in that puffy vulva
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>>26392392

See this as a metaphor for why you don't have sex.

Not prepared to put in the effort, but still want the gratification that effort brings.
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>>26392620
>burning food is really hard to do if you're paying attention.

this, just keep a bloody eye on it
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>>26392586
sure, might be.
>>26392579
ofc we know that feel lad, this is /britfeel/ we know all the feels
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>Fucking around in the kitchen
>Get back in the living room and sit down
>"ANON CAN YOU MAKE ME A BREW?!"

Everytime.
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Stephen Fry is dead check the news lads
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>>26392738
>Mark, are you stirring your coffee really quietly without touching the sides so you don't have to make me one?
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>>26392637
Probably not the way you're thinking of. My mum is a hoarder, she won't throw anything away and she goes through the bins and takes out anything I've thrown away that she doesn't agree with.

Even stuff like expired food because it's not "expired enough" for her.
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>>26392863
I don't believe you nancy boy. I'm not checking out of principle.
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>>26392863

no he isn't you twat
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>>26392863
>it's not true
Damn. Was hoping the nonce had finally gone through with his suicide threats.
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>>26392738

Offer while you're there, stupid.

>>26392863

no u
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>>26392957

>Offer while you're there, stupid.

this. Robots lives would be a lot easier if they learned some basic manners.
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>http://strawpoll.me/6753907

Remember to vote in the movie poll if you haven't done so already lads! Zulu and Jackie Chan are currently tied for the lead.

>http://strawpoll.me/6753907

Film night is this friday at 10PM, details to follow the close of voting at midnight tonight.
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>>26392957
>Offer
Does he look like a cuck?
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>>26393013
So long as that Jackie Chan film is one of his American productions it's fine. The chinese stuff is boring. We'll probably have another week of voting which JC film.

Hopefully Rush Hour.
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>>26392863
If only that peado would croak, if only.
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>>26393013
>american psycho isn't even on the list
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>>26393013
What's the deal with Zulu? Never hard of it desu
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>>26393013
I have voted, but im probably not going to watch.
tired desu
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>>26393075

The list was sourced from /britfeel/, every film that was suggested is on the list. If the first movie night goes well enough to do a second, you can suggest whatever you want in the future.
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>>26393106
The list is shit. Nobody's even here on friday night.
It's going to be a repeat of the cat in the hat fiasco.
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>>26391183
>>26391343
>>26391383
>>26391494
>>26391509
>>26391621
>>26392442
>2D waifu

truly pleb. nearly friday
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>>26393168
lol what cat in the hat fiasco?
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>apply for jobs
>turn phone off in case they call back

heh
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>>26393213
The last movie night we had about a year ago. 50 odd people voted, Zulu won it.
Ended up being three people watching Cat in the Hat.
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>>26392863
who cares he's not doing QI anymore anyway
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>>26392129
>dejavu
It's especially ironic when she's watching Come Dine With Me
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Hello, I'm David from Barclays.
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>>26393259
No you are not sir,
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>Wanted to celebrate starting my new job by bringing foods and shit
>Actually wanted to invite my department and partially another department because alot of the people there helped me and stuff
>Accidently invited the entire other department rather than just a few lads
>44 people total invited now
>When I realized what I have done already more than half of the people from the other dept accepted the invite
>Kicking them out wouldn't be right either
>Praying to god that not much more people accept the invite now
This is going to be the most autistic celebration ever lads. Seriously.
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>>26393168
>Nobody's even here on friday night.

That's probably true, everyone will be at the club pulling fit birds or out drinking with the lads.
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>>26391043

>tfw hot dogs for tea

Fuck sake Mum. She did offer baked potatoes but they take fucking ages.
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>>26393363
put brown sauce on them
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>>26392129
Maybe she has early onset Alzheimers?
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>>26393363
Hot dogs are great you faggot.
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>>26393345
sounds good desu lad, most people won't care if your an autist or not they're just there for the free food/drink.
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>>26393433
>faggot

fuck off yank

ov
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>>26393433
Hot dogs are shit, they're literally sausages for people too poor to afford real sausages
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>>26393412

No I will use ketchup.

>>26393433

They taste okay but I know that the meat is just pigs anuses and that kind of thing.
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>tfw eating dead skin from my feet

tasty
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>>26393458
So, fitting for an /r9k/ poster
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>>26393433
Bob pls go this is britfeel not Americutfeel
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>>26393469
use to do that when i was about 10 desu
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>>26392442
>Sexualising your own waifu
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>>26391043

>Dat Hannah image

I want her to be my chav waifu ;_:
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>>26393345

You created an excuse for people to eat food and get drunk. You're a hero in the normie world.
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>>26393363

Take fucking control if you don't like it jesus christ.
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>>26393345

bring some decent food and some alcohol.

well done, you threw your working buddies a normie party.
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>>26393511

Aren't those videos like a decade old now? You probably wouldn't recognize her if you passed her on the street. She's probably had six children and gained five stone.
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>>26393517
>>26393443
>>26393553
True actually, but I seriously doubt that 40 people would even fit into the room....... also no alcohol since it's at work.

I just hope alot of them are away or can't come. Problem is that like 10-15 lads of those I have never seen before so they aren't really my work buddies.... that's what makes this entire thing autistic.
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>>26393511
His name is fatov.

He represents the british spirit of sloth and alcoholism.
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>all these people that think if you use the word faggot you're american

Absolute fucking retards
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>>26393581
Videos? I thought there are only pics
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>>26393585

Think about how you feel when you get invited to something. Your first thought isn't 'Jesus the person who is throwing this party is autistic!' is it? Chances are you feel kind of happy that someone wanted to invite you.

That's probably what they're feeling now. They're also probably happy that they have a chance to talk to their office crush, too.

No alcohol is fine. If it's towards the end of the day people will probably end up going to the pub together. You've basically inadvertently made everyone's week better. People enjoy having parties they just don't like to admit it, especially brits.
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Just realised they have Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix. Incredible stuff, I remember my balls tingling when I was a kid whenever Sarah Michelle Gellar was on screen.

Going to wank furiously to her in a bit.
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i don't have a bf lads
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>>26393623
>fucking

true american detected
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>>26393703

Even if you did have one you wouldn't know what to do with him.
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>>26393625

There's videos of her fucking some confused chav fellow.
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>>26393703
I have a bf lad
>>26393709
>american
>not americunt
americunt detected desu
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>>26393625

Yeah, if you just Google something like Hannah Hotel Video you'll find them. There was a hilarious one where the guy fucked her off the side of the bed.
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>>26393735
you're probably right desu
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>>26393709
>hurr durr mom I dun gon detection one of those freedomers from the telly box
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>>26393504

She's not being sexualised just because you can catch a glimpse of her underpants. It's all completely wholesome.
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>>26393916
I bet you love the thought of dozens of sweaty /britfeel/ neckbeards wanking to pictures of your waifu don't you, degenerate cuck
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>>26391601
finance, not surprising.

heard an intern killed himself a few years back because of the hours he had to work.
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>tfw I put two duvets in my duvet cover

Comfy as fuck here lads.
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>>26391601
>>26391213

Time to stock up on speed, lad.
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>>26394105
Its not even that cold you frail cunt
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>>26393738
got any source? I need a fap this evening.
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>>26393081
Bobs out.
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Having a cheeky wank, lads.
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>>26393992
Of course I do, the idea of gangbang is hot as fuck
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Gonna buy a property and rent it out for 500pcm

Then buy another property and grow a fuck tonne of weed in it to pay off the mortgage faster.
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>>26394195
>circumcised
POST SOME UNCUT BBC PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
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>Thick hoodie on
>Wrapped up in bed
>Shitposting and making shitty pictures in ms paint
>Might crack into some gin soon
Anyone else getting comfy?
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>>26394240
id post mine but i have a bf
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>>26394200

Anon pls

Although if she can bring happiness to the sweaty britfeel neckbeards then it must be a good thing.
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>>26394181

http://fappingclub.com/v8Dug

I think all of her vids are on here.
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>>26393013
Can't wait, this is gonna be proper comfy
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Who or what are you drinking

>wine my dandelion

>last time you went down on a lass
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>>26394242
>RECLINED OUT
>QUILT ON
>CAT ON LAP
>CORRIE ON THE BOX

COMFY LIFE
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https://youtu.be/72lLa3_fQzA?t=63
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>>26394203
>white people
>buying property

Enjoy your audit
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>>26394298
>>26394303
>>26394305
fucking hell I can't take so many gimmicks at once
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>>26394303
Thanks for the (You), but when I said "anyone else" I didn't mean tripfags, hope you understand.
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Should I quit 4chan?

0-4 yes
5-9 no
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>>26394285
Sexual pleasure=/=happiness
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>>26394303
>http://strawpoll.me/6753907
I dunno about that, to the monks of buckfast abbey
It's in Devon lads
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>>26394203

You should rent to an underprivileged Pakistani family to demonstrate that you're willing to help move our great nation into the age of multiculturalism.
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>>26394362
If it doesn't then we would have no reason to do it
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I CANT STOP THE TRIPFAGS FROM POSTING
I'M DROWNING IN THESE MEMES I SHITPOST
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>>26394357
contentcontentcontentcontent
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>>26393699
I've been thinking of watching that next, there's not a huge amount of good TV series on the UK netflix worth watching outside of comedies.
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>>26394357
Double or nothing. If I get dubs, I leave forever.
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>>26394435
Fine, 7-9 and I leave forever.
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if i get dubs i restore my foreskin
if not i will cry about circumcision forever on 4chan
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>>26392149
To the gym with ya laddeh

Can't has'ent crossed a counted blade of grass that cared to ask.

>drawn to thy master
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>>26394357
Using your post to roll for solitude
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>>26394203
You can't grow large amounts of weed indoors in a residential property, your energy supplier will spot the cost of the lights and report you to the bobbies.

And your neighbours will smell it.

And helicopters with IR cameras will see your house is too hot.

And if you're ever under suspicion of it, your post will show up in a background check and they might be able to get a warrant based on your confession.
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>>26394477
>4477
YOU EVEN GOT 2 DUBS LOL
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>>26394493
All right, I need a break from this
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>>26394312
What do you mean lad?

>I doubt this was an original post and I fucking hate the captcha trying to make me fix google maps for them for free
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>watch this go count grass

The smartest man in the world shows up from outer space and say follow be you can't get lost
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>>26394477
>>26394509
A double dubgative means you got no dubs
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>>26393168
>Nobody's even here on friday night.
A valid point. This place does seem to become very dead friday nights.
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>>26394563
so i dont have to go through the humiliating struggle of restoring my foreskin? FEELS GOOD
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>>26394550
I find it funny not runny I don't give a shit apart from the two and where I stand now

>it's not in front of you
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>>26393746

>you didn't spend your teenage years having threesomes in hotels

What the fuck were we doing with ourselves?
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>>26394592
I get drunk to the point I can't post and rewatch Dragon Ball Z or some nostalgia magnet on Fridays.
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>>26394634
playing great vidya with my friends, memories i would not trade.
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>>26394327

>gimmicks

You a wrestling fan?
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>>26394563

I sure wish someone would come into this thread and check all the dubs
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>>26394497
If you are on a meter I believe you can bypass it for free energy oven more profit.

Can you not put up silver tents to prevent the heat being too noticeable too?
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Where were you when you heard britfeel was kill?
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>>26394659
this

my teenage years are spent very happy, i had the world by the balls. little did i know, it would all come crashing down a few years later and then even more later, i would become the lonely friendless neet i am today.
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>>26394688

The easier way to avoid the energy draw from hydroponics lamps is to just grow it outside in the sunlight, where plants are supposed to grow.
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>>26394699
Hampshire lads especially welcome.
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SO many unchecked dubs, for shame, anons.

>>26391066 good dubs m9
>>26391100 lovely dubs m8
>>26391211 good dubs m9
>>26391299 cromulent dubs guy
>>26391300 nice dubs guy
>>26391333 nice trips mate
>>26391655 delightful dubs bro
>>26391766 fantastic dubs guy
>>26392199 good dubs mate
>>26392399 spectacular dubs bro
>>26392477 cromulent dubs bro
>>26392511 spectacular dubs m8
>>26392911 fantastic dubs guy
>>26393433 cromulent dubs m9
>>26393466 briliant dubs m9
>>26393511 nice dubs m9
>>26393699 good dubs mate
>>26393744 briliant dubs m8
>>26394200 great dubs mate
>>26394355 lovely dubs guy
>>26394366 briliant dubs mate
>>26394477 nice dubs bro
>>26394688 spectacular dubs m80
>>26394699 nice dubs m80
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>>26394699
These shitty off-site groups are not britfeel, they're havens for the fucking normie scum that hang around here and want to basically act like tripfags without the social stigma of being a filthy tripfaggot
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I would like first appolyise for ruin every anime ever. But why the fuck can you watch that shit it brings me step closer to no reality shit and fuck if I've got nine proxies to get behind before I want to lie knelt at the door to beg for the sweet release of anime to bring me closer to tear. Cat wishes is the best btw, I do like the pick a drawn lass to put to this muses lol music but there's always a hidden meaning and some time one does free the spellcheck

>big wink, finish it.
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>>26394779

Please can you take your bot somewhere else until it learns how to make entertaining posts. It's literally just noise right now.
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>>26394779
A lot of my time there was me trying to explain how close exactly I am to killing of the same as every other time of the possibility of infinite nothingness to off myself to be a lot of Jay Leno show that the Conservative party and the only person I have really connected with in
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The subway moans inside the gratuitous stream.
>The onion shells the aging coke.
How will a distasteful night beat the broadcast? The shiny badge ducks on top of the earth.
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>tfw having a hash and weed joint to completely dull my mind to my life

bad feels
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>>26394720
World by the bells

>ask a ph3 to think about what the first guy that pushed run was thinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBU4RgW2Zk [Embed]

>clap clap done

The sound of one getting off his lazy Arse and doing one fucking money prize lounge

Shut it down

>drinking and someone came

>find em bed and go play kitten
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I'm asking a girl out tomorrow lads.
>Doing anything on Sunday?

Wish me luck.
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>>26394752
>literally the objectively most significant post number is 26394477 because it has 2 dubs in a row
>all you can say to them is "nice dubs"
you suck at checking dubs
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>tfw 16" arms.

Time to reach dem 17" guns
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>>26394922
it's a script
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>>26394849
>>26394854
What the fuck are you chatting about? Who /gibberish/ here?
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>>26394752
>tfw got a (you)
Th-thanks
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>>26394926
it will help you stack shelves faster paki
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>>26394913
Unless you're planning on asking her to come to church with you when she says no (who the fuck does things on sunday?), that's a terrible thing to say

t. Someone who has never asked a girl out
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>>26394941
so he didnt even check them then. also, it's a shitty script.
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I've only gone and bloody started drinking a Frijj, lads. What a nutter I am, eh?

Mental.
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japlad here?
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>>26394957
Oh please don't muddle me up for that dirty shitskin paki.

I'm just another anon.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TRvoW0ddJH (embed)

>>54887285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kY5PYMOG0Q (embed)

>>54887268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EHTfc9yFKp (embed)

>>54887267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tjh94QiLhF (embed)

>>54887335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pIWosIqa2t (embed)

>>54887322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HR41Hio4SC (embed)

>>54887223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SLpQF8ywDc (embed)

not much (you)'s on other thread any kicking about here
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>>26394882

I do the same with video games.

>tfw out of good coffee
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>>26394854
>>26394849
>>26394779

I'm going to screencap this and pass it off as postmodern art. Cheers.
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>>26394941
>>26394964

I'll have you know I painstakingly checked each dubs by hand and thoughtfully came up with something nice to say about each one of them.
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>>26394965
The brownie ones are great
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WHY HAS BONSAI BEEN CHANGING HIS TRIPS ALL DAY AND CONSISTENTLY POSTING WHEN NOBODY CARES

LIKE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER TALK TO ME AN I'M THE WORST
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>>26394946
My one was just me using the auto complete thing on my phone desu
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>>26394946
>>>/mpl/ lad have you seen any better shows
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i think this explains my love for Jun, and how i am feeling today.
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WHERE IS THE LAD WHO WENT TO JAPAN
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>>26394357
Looks like you aren't going anywhere, chum.
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How's your evening going so far lads?

>Laying on the sofa
>Got the footie on
>Browsing on my laptop
>Nice and warm

It's little moments like these that take away the depressing feels, even for just a moment.
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>>26395038

I'M NOT THE LAD YOU'RE THINKING OF BUT I HAVE ALSO BEEN
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>>26395038
well i have about a month ago.
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>>26394977
>good coffee
What do you mean by that lad?

I had some bangin' co-op fair trade beans over christmas but they haven't stocked it at my local since
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>>26395070
show off
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>>26395038
I told you to ask for Junlad you inebriate
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>>26394997
>the most significant dub
>just says "nice dub"
>some other, random dub which is just single dub is "spectacular" or "cromulent" or "briliant"
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>>26394203
Hurry up then. Stamp duty increase for buy to let landlords in April.
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>>26395051
>Got the footie on
normie as fuck
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>>26395096
i didn't want to
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>>26394922
We all check them but don't show to check them

>if that makes sense imagine my cock in your mouth even though you have never seen my cock did it not brush your tonsil's

>yeah remove them, close the pony show

Because My Lie Panders
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>>26395038
>>26395096
what do you want lads?
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>>26395123
I'm about as far from normie as you can get senpai
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>>26395123

Only premier league is normie, with Arsenal being the most normie club.
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>>26395051
Finished work and got pissed with a female friend. Got home and my sister had made cupcakes. Could be worse.
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>>26395145
why the fuck do so many gooks wear those masks
as if it makes a difference
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>>26395145
did you go here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpjJapENwuE
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>>26395156
>I'm about as far from normie as you can get
>has football on
no you are not
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>>26395163
So surely as a Spurs fan I'm not a normie because I hate Arsenal?
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>>26395176
to not talk to people, fashion and politeness.
>>26395180
yes.
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>>26395188
Kek, whatever you say lad
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>>26395217
rate it out of 0/10
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>>26395023
White tee's ne'er sit properly with that new sweater smell any I digress remove my cock from your mouth and she said

>drink
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>>26395237
you said you are as far away from normie as you can get. yet you watch football. i'm not saying you are a full normie, but you are not as far from from normie as you can get. you can get further still.
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>>26395285
for what? it was a really nice walk up a mountain. worth visiting as a tourist in Japan 8/10 needs a slide down.
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>>26395325
>worth visiting as a tourist in Japan 8/10

thanks
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>>26395156
I know what you mean lad, I go clubbing every night but I'm a robot too
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im black anons can i get some boypussy and cuddles from the lads in here?
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Jesus was a sinner, a man that lied
He called himself the king of kings but I call that pride
When we're not allowed to worship others: I call that greed
We feel his wrath if we do so, I call that envy
God is a glutton since you say he created all
He gave us genitalia stemming from his lustful thoughts
And I have now disproved the king of men
And on his head should be placed the crown of sin
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>>26395098

I wish there were a way to teach my computer about the emotional impact of great dubs, but at the end of the day it's just a cold, unthinking machine.
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>>26395190

You're a good lad then. 95% of Arsenal fans are normies who jumped on the bandwagon when liking football became the latest cool thing for people who pretend they're working class to like.
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>>26395415
Edgy lad, but don't fret, Jesus will forgive you breaking the 4th commandment, and if you truly repent your trespasses, you may yet find eternal life
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>>26395467
I'm not even Jewish, it's great. I've used it to prove I'm not a Nazi before would you believe. I'm loving this season. All the pressure is on Arsenal and Man City rather than Leicester and Spurs.
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>>26395310
Yeah that motherless cuntbiscuit needs to pick a new team, fuck off normie who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies you fat magpie scum

>Salute
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>>26395511
fuck off theist scum
In all reality If god truly existed then he would be the king of every single sin I've listed
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we have established that watching or playing football is not normie a long time ago
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>opiate withdrawal

Felt like I was going to die all day. Couple more days and I should be good.

That's just from codeine. Can't imagine withdrawing from a strong heroin addiction.
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>>26395560
Sins are God's judgement of man, we cannot judge Him my our human standard of morality

God bless
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Can someone tell me what it is like to live in a nice, normal middle class neighbourhood with no gangs of chavs and drunks and crime and litter and vandalism? I want to just imagine it, just for a moment. It must be the comfiest thing in the world.
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>>26395585
Imagine it x100
Then imagine benzo withdrawal (you can't)
Worst of them all
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>>26395415
Sheep is mutton or so they say lamb be better fuck nuts

>was going to change a bit and gib it back then I read the next line cummed in the mental pocket I share with Mr. Burns and just admire the stars do you see hem flicker, see them change color, the want to call then pulsars now not happy about it senapi but I'll live with it until they have a great idea to change something comfy like son I sea a star in you, ooh it's just our star sun there's more stories to be hold.
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>>26395701
Lay off the fuckin acid mate
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>>26395610
>we cannot judge Him
why not? On judgement day I'll make god pray to me.
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>>26395457
>cold
I burnt myself on my hard disks. The cpu is even hotter.
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10 years on.
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>that sense of accomplishment when you finish an anime

not sure what to watch next, might just rewatch some of my favourites desu~
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>>26395824
Americans, Darkies and Darkie-lovers out
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>>26395560
>if

how stupid are you if God exist? Awa to Reddit wi ye

>yes God exists in ones mind banter lost and can't get close enough to prove, well maybe my good looks will pull me through this math problem

>he teaches me to blow code, mute that's who b-but I only have biscuits on mr macdonald menu like its not been ready for years
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>>26395659

who /benzowithdrawal/ here? Never quite been the same.
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I've started smoking and I actually fucking love it
I actually fucking love cigarettes
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>>26395833
watch the Yurus lad, they are almost as cute as me.
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>>26395887
Right here mate, fucking evil little things
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>>26395886
I answer to no man, to no god
I have no faith in nothing or no one
I have my will and the phallus between my legs
and the oath that I took to the baphomet
and the black blood running course through my veins
and the thoughts of a child whose life was betrayed
No salvation - I cannot be saved
No forgiveness - my mind has been made
I'm like the equinox, change of the seasons
a shadow on the wall with a lack of reason
I am the cist that exists cause you made me
and I grow on anyone that's betrayed me
And I cannot be cut off or severed
'cause each time I grow back inside a new endeavour
And my mission is simple
I'm here to bring about the end
through my work and my principles
Armageddon in the holy land
with no respect or understanding for the holy man
Damn, I'm trying to do all that I can
to free man from the grasp of the profane's hand
You misinterpret and say what I am
and try to tell me that I can't when you know what I can
Call me enigma, a puzzle you don't understand
The pieces fit only if you know the final plan
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>>26395894
I've already seen the first series, it was okay~

Not sure if I am up for 26 episodes of it desu~

>>26395941
I've already seen the first two series, meant to watch the third as it aired but never got around to it. Think I'll look into it thanks senpai~
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>>26395833
Fucking hell, try running a marathon or something.
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>>26395899
It's the filter, think of every bad thing and filter into your blood stream and where does that go a dead brain, no through them lungs young one into every wrong thing that happened to you two, my world but rabbit was not here to say one done it better than burns and got the sit down shit gone and clap thinking of the every post to be driven forgotten on this porcelain pot we share to rub one out so close to the shower we all get green because I ain't spelling wizards are jealous

>calm and centred as Ayyboo
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>>26396061
The second season is infinitely better, and the film is literally a must see for anyone who has ever seen any kind of anime
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>>26396083
Don't you EVER tell tilde what to do. EVER.
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>>26396125

seconding

K-ON is god, especially ritsu
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>>26395728
Kiss me hem why stain a hymn.

>imma try harder to think less and ink into darkness on the tip of my pen but every kid has a book in em
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>>26395951

Aren't they? I thought I'd discovered a miracle when I first took them - felt human for the first time ever.

Little did I know what hell I'd brought down upon myself.

thinking of ordering some more, though
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Do you think Bonsai still has to type in captchas every time for his bot or has he automated that as well?

I wonder what language it's written in.
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>You reach into the fridge to grab a bottle of Fudge Brownie Frijj when you hear a noise behind you

OH SHIT, IT'S A MOMIJI!

WHAT DO YOU DO LADS?
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>>26396178
They are magic at first until you can no longer function without them

I have some stashed right now and can never stay clean for longer than 3 months, relapse is inevitable
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>>26396141
Chill mate. Didn't see the trip. I'll be sure to tip toe next time.
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>>26396313
is the Frijj in date?
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>>26396341
Seriously. If you EVER do that again you'll regret it forEVER.
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>>26396313

Is there anything else in the fridge?
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>>26396359
>*grabs him by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF
Seriously?
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>>26396322

Do you use the legit ones or research chemical ones? What's your fave?
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>>26396313
"h-hey momiji, want some of this fudge frijj?"
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>looking through all my old youtube favourites
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>>26395899
Don't spend all your pocket money at once on them sonny.
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Bonsai first bad trip was getting over it and realising no one went out outside, but that's what leaders do I suppose, 4chris 4love 4hash 4tags 4drugs and call witch.
I'm just doing it on a level that needs wait to work now admit there is not a sole that runs to stand in the moving mans shoes that saw the only good opportunity to steal a clapped out pair of gods, just nick it.

>nike, but le last threads shows you took it.
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>>26396408
I've tried them all, nitrazepam or diazepam probably still my favourite, flurazepam or temazepam a second

I've tried a few of the RC's when I was desperate, etizolam was alright, perfect for just anxiety relief, I like the f-lam f-bro compound for their knockout effects but dont like to fuck with them too much
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>>26393259
>Hello, I'm David from Barclays
That's a lie
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time to make a hot marmite drink lads
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>>26396384
Super cereal.
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>>26395962
Robert was an English man

>next

Coz I'm no rabbie burns, i just read
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I want to get in a fight. I know how to fight and I'm pretty hard but I wanna find out how hard.

And I wanna kick the fuck out of someone. I have someone in mind but that's a secret.
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lets all Chillout lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inM-oS4vtB0
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>>26396642
Where do you live? I'll fight you.
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>>26396679
i know this is a weird question, but in a private conversation, would you ever give me pictures to masturbate to?
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>>26396683
Middlesbrough. I hope you're a paki.
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>>26396642
>want a fight
>not.just starting woth somw cunt at tbe pub
You dont wanna foght
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>>26393259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tJtHX6u8LY

This is how I feel out in public. It's such an eerie ad compared to the others.
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work at a piece of piss job, generally no more than 24 hours a week
Parents subsidies me because Im yolo generation
honestly lads got nowt to complain about rn ngl
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>>26396313
gimmie yop me momma
yop me momma
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>>26396313
Is it the next one and zero they "I mean Awooo" fans show us the binary but do the have a secret over the table shake, I bet the fucking do truth scripting has been broken to a Russian without what I have to sell arch my back hear this chord and nope never learned to art make it apparent then switch to make you itch to see. Hoe how does the nobody think to kitchen sink and put the same characters in order we share the alpha bet that'll make them itch now where does it comith but the theroy of the alphabet, bet they own Googl too.

>feeling like a tree, but what colour. Is it that one that lasts zero fucks to argue nothing and sit there like ones being talk to not at
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>>26396740
>you'll never own a yacht
>or your own home
>or a helicopter or private jet
>your kids, if you even get any, will never go to private school
>your family will live in misery until the end your lineage dies off
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>>26396642
>not calling a taxi
>not making the paki lift your bags into the boot
>not kicking the fuck our of him there and then
>not driving off in his car to the airport

You don't wanna fight mate

I know someone who's actually done this
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>>26396687
not sure how to respond to this, i would say yes i guess.
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>>26396679
May you have a hundred unmediated sons
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>>26396818
I work full time and none of this stuff is going to happen to me either. You need to be born to it these days
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>>26396839
what kind of pictures would i get?
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Fucking hell I didn't think it was possible but Bonsai is successfully becoming more fucking annoying than Tilde.
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>>26396862
>You need to be born to it these days
>these days
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>>26396818
excuuuuse me if im enjoying the here and now
In the long run we're all dead
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>>26396871
depends what you want, if you want a picture of me... well you must have some very strange ideas of what is attractive.
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>>26396882
Social mobility has been decreasing steadily
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>tfw you find the perfect dildo but they only have it in black
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>>26396218
Probably has a 4chan pass.
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>>26396965
get it and enjoy it even more
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>>26396965
better than a pink one t b h
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>>26396834
What did he do with the taxi when he got to the airport? Did the bobbies catch him?
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>>26396991
Shut up you little white cuck ball.
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>>26397020
just enjoy it man, i dont see the problem, id love to take a real one
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>made it through yesterday's orientation
>still drunk
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>26396818
>implying you'll ever get a woman to marry you
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>>26396965
>tfw get a dildo because all the comments say how its pretty small and like a real small-average dick
>tfw its huge compared to you
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>>26396909
this

he posted a picture before, guy was fat.
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>>26397032
I'm already worried about if someone in my family finds it. If they see that it's black that's even worse.
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>>26397065
what size is it anon

i need details
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>>26397083
you can just say it was that colour to be discreet, but you can enjoy it imagining what that black cock would be attached to
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>>26396818
Nice reverse to what's know and take this with glee

JUST LOOK AT THE STARS WITHIN EARSFOLD AND WATCH ME GO ILL TALK YOUR EAR OFF OF THE BEST UNDIVOVERED but in the mean time no average mean time watch this http://youtu.be/PvIFo0I-pKg make what itch?

Tay-Tay's wish on the last fifteen that this poor auld bonsai seen
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>>Speed dating
>>Never had a date before

I actually had a good time. Didn't sperg out too hard and the girls weren't terrible.
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>>26397079
now that is just mean, I'm not even overweight.
any-more... still have the excess skin though
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>>26397083
just keep it somewhere nobody else is going to rummage in, as long as you have the kind of family that respects privacy it should be fine
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>>26397085
Its like as thick as a beer can way too much for my little butt
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>>26397116
You clearly don't belong here normie. Can't even fucking greentext correctly.
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>>26397122
i would be happy to fap to you because it would be you in the picture :3
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>>26397108
I'm not attracted to black men.
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>>26397122
fatty bum bum in denial. i saw the pics
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>>26397155
pls change ur mind :(
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Nearly every dildo I see has a girth of 5 inches or less, but that doesn't seem very big. My own is 5 inches, and I feel I could take something a bit bigger than my own. I have no idea what size to get that isn't going to be too big or too small.
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I love this song. Gets me so pumped.

It might be too unoriginal and mainstream for /mu/ snobs but I think it's great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSAwWrbdoEQ
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>>26397146
that's really nice, thanks lad.

>>26397158
must have been a trick of the light.
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>>26397177
Sorry, it's just the way it is. Some people aren't attracted to red hair, I'm not attracted to black skin. We can still be friends.
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>>26397135
>>normie
>>22 yo kV

I'm capable of holding a conversation but I'm not a Chad at all
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>Matisse
>Van Gogh
>pollock (no body knows)
AND Turners ships on the forth
But thank my high school teach
>powrie
That's a mister if you please
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>>26397230
you do, however, appear to be having a stroke
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>>26397226
>We can still be friends.

anon...
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>>26397238
>high school
foy
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>>26397225
trick of your fat belly
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I keep wanting to join the forces but I have a good job and a decent life.

I need to stop thinking this.
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>>26397203
Wait until you get it and you can't get your fingers around it properly
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Got another kebab for dinner lads, put Mayo on it and its fucking top notch.
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>>26397238
matt?

Unless you're someone with the same last name as me
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>>26397279
i would love to share that with you lad, but where did you get that picture of me and the gf?
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>>26397279
Me on the left

oc
oc
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>>26397225
how do i get the pictures then?
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>>26397124
That's ok until ladder gets to the chicken fillets and the hands of all let's throw all down to have a good fuck occurs babe, the guy that flirts around to be the guy that touches that have never seen bit without another is where the devil runs brother it might not will not return to those who won't give to its will to wull you sign this mate oooo 80
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>>26397221
Veto lad is covered in non profit give me ism I wish it was not try it's a divider like a polar bare handshake can who afford to screen this red nation31
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Lads, I just don't see why you would post waifus on /britfeel/. There's loads of boards you can try out for it.

It's just its a guide hassle having them here lads, sorry
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>>26397311
nah lad, we can just cyber in the britfeel steam chat if you want though.
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>>26397372
This guy is talking nonsense right? I can't really tell right now.
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Why do all these britfeels threads never have any Scottish people in them, I feel so alone.
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>>26397417
I'm from N.I of that helps at all, mate
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>>26397415
Those posts look like nonsense to you?
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>>26397415
Found the exception lads. What do?
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>>26397417
I'm in the borders man
Xxxxxkisskiss
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Poleaboo tried taking a break from digimon but his sisters told him to fuck off back upstairs

On the upside, his team of waifu digimon is looking good
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>>26392199
this place is full of retards, what do you expect?
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>>26392392
fucking hell, welcome to the next generation.

>this country is fucking doomed to shit
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tripfags out
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>>26395156
>>26395354
No you're not.

>orignal lolz
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>http://strawpoll.me/6753907

1 HOUR LEFT TO VOTE

In a shock twist, Fifth Element comes from behind to tie with Zulu for the lead! Make sure to vote lads!

>http://strawpoll.me/6753907
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>>26397417

You're not alone. But being Scottish has never been relevant to my use of /britfeel/.
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been losing my ability to speak over the last year lads. my word flow and selection is terrible and repetitive, i can't find words and get tongue tied often. oh well, guess soon i'll be classed 'disabled', be eligible to claim dissibongs and get say bye to the wagecuck life. every cloud lads..an tbqh i've never liked talking in the first place
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>>26398063

I've already voted but can a few more anons vote for Fifth Element please.

Can't go wrong with a film that has Milla Jovovich, Bruce Willis, and Chris Tucker.
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>>26398088
i am really awful with this too.
i stutter
i muddle words in sentences, so I'll say "I want to put the washing machine in the clothes".
i get confused easily
i go off on random tangents
i talk to myself when in public as well as at home
i keep gripping at my hands and fiddling with things when i have to talk to people

i wish i had access to a gun, i'd like to take myself and a few normalfags out.
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>>26398063
I'd love a few more votes for Zulu myself. I'll gladly lose to Fifth though.
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My dad's girlfriend is picking on me lads. Me and my dad get on well but when she's had something to drink she keeps asking shit like

>Where do your friends live? Still at home?
>What's your plans for the future?
>Still not passed that driving test?

Then talking about her own life while obviously directing it towards me.
>You know, when I was 21 I had just moved into my first house

Sometimes I feel like snapping and saying something like "Yeah but when you were my age tthe economy wasn't on its arse, credit scores didn't mean shit and banks were fucking launching mortgages at everyone thag applied for one"

2shy though.
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>get sent one of those graduate survey things where they give you amazon voucher for doing so many
>fill it in
>doing loads of demographic questions
>"on a scale of 0 to 6, with 0 being exclusively heterosexual and 6 being exclusively homosexual, what is your sexuality?"
>0
>"error, you must enter a number between 1 and 6"

Fuck this I'm out.
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>>26398445
don't you know everyone's a little bit gay anon :^)
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tfw your welsh
THERES NOTHING TO FUCKING DO HERE
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>>26398484
>welsh

Fuck off, Wales was invented to scare English children.

>"Eat your veg or our next family holiday will be in Wales"

The place doesn't actually exist you silly bugger.
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>>26391043
ate two easter eggs and a full dish of angel delight earlier

i'm not going to make it
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>>26398203

Aren't those all symptoms of schizophrenia?
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>>26398660
unfortantely for me it does

ti yn dwp yawn saesneg
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So what actually happens in April and will it affect Northern Ireland?

I'm good anyway, once I saved up 2000 I signed off bennies and make money through other means but still, I'd like to know, is Dave and George dropping a fire album?

Budget (up in the) Cut - Dave the Rave FT. George Oz-B
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>Parking Wars
>Segment about an old woman having a go at people for parking in residents area
>Most people are either waiting for someone
>Or people coming in vans to deliver something or do maintenance on one of the buildings
>Does this to everyone

What the fucking fuck?
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>>26398371
>"If your life is so great, why are you childless and unmarried at 65?"
>"I'm 39"
>"Whatever"
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>>26398660
If you're going to make up a language, at least make it look believable
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Feel shit lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
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gonna buy a pot noodle tomorrow lads.


whats your favourite flavour?
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>>26398947
ur mums vag m8 lol
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>>26398962
BAGPIPER
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>>26398947
close one between beef and tomato and bombay badboy
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>>26398947
B E E F - F L A V O U R
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>>26398947
wet stinky asshole flavour

>so all of them then
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>>26398947

The one in the blue pot that they don't make any more.
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>>26399154
chow mein?
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who /didn't fault new years resolutions yet/ here?
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>>26398947
Shincup or GTFO
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>>26399154
Sweet and Sour, Bombay Badboy and Chinese Chow Mein are all blue and in production.
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>http://strawpoll.me/6753907/r

and having languished in third place for most of the vote, The Fifth Element breaks through to claim victory at the last moment, and earn the dubious honour of being the first /britfeel/ movie night movie (hopefully the first of many). Thanks to all who nominated and voted, and I hope to see all of you on Friday, 10PM, on cytube!

Full details to follow closer to the time.
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>>26399205
upvote for chow mein flavor
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>>26399336
>brit movie night
>completely american film

I'm calling the ombudsman.
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>>26399336
>no ali g
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>>26399336
>http://strawpoll.me/6753907/r
But i wanted john wick waaaaaah
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eating a VERY qt icecream lads
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>>26399475
>describing an inanimate object as cutie
end your life asap
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>>26399400
LE WALKING AROUND SHOOTING AND PUNCHING FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF
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goodnight lads, we are going to have a very comfy time in bed.
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im so glad zulu didnt win as its very racist
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>>26398484

Just across the border in Cheshire and it's very much the same.

Need to move to Manchester desu,
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>>26399632
I wouldn't recommend it
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>>26399551
LE INSUFFERABLE GIMMICK TRIPFAG
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>>26399630
Poe's Law I hope.
>>
I just stumbled across Jade from Take Me Out.
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>>26399336
Yaa sweet, I've never watched it and I think it'll be good. Although i think I'll just torrent it in hd and watch it when the steam starts; I'll still chat though
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>>26399941
Oh fuck, that's mad haha. Are you going for it?
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>>26399981
I swiped right but obviously I won't get matched
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>>26398763
autism m8

fuck schizophrenia, I hope not.
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Lads, how would I go about hacking into a giant multinational corporation? I've forgotten all my login details and they won't tell me without at least the email address.
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GO AWAY TO BED BRITS
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME
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>>26398371
Top marks for fucking your sister

Can I just sell it awe and move to green card

>he fights through tears to chit chat to nobody's
>the soulless bots
>with nothing shiny to
>look straight down it was the zip
>got your nose with little to none pride
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>>26400850

>tfw no amerislut boyfriend
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http://youtu.be/Z5VsPlX9Z4k

>13.19
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Morning lads, just woke up desu
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would the UK be a nice place for a canadian/american to do an exchange semester?
would my accent be 'cute'?
what would be the best unis to go to?
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>>26394305
I've met him, he lives near-ish to me
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>>26401717
no lol
how deluded are you
>>
just nearly ripped my fucking finger off
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>>26400850
nah m8 this is convict hour
go back to throwing tea out of boats and having a fuckin sook

just cracked open a tinnie lads
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>>26401717
canadian accents aren't too bad, they're probably the only 'decent' (as in not bad but not good) accent thats american sounding.
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>>26401717
>would my accent be 'cute'?
No, it's seen as an annoying accent. You guys always talk so loudly.
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Who /Buckinghamshire/ here

Hate this muslim and chav infested shithole
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>>26402475
sounds posh though
>>
BLAZE IT LADS
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>>26404338

Blaze what, chapmate?
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>>26404485
the midnight oil
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I really feel like getting domino's but the local one shuts at 3am and wont open till 11am
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>>26404941
live a little mate, get it from another one
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>>26404941
>shuts at 3am
jesus that's a late closing one
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>>26404941
>not having a 24 hour dominions

I live next to 2. Feel bad for you.
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>tfw you'll never be a citizen of the US

feels really bad man
I'll never know what freedom is
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>>26405892
>tfw i am and its all too much
>>
Tick tock wagecucks. Your alarms will soon be going off, you'll have to get out of that warm, comfy bed and face the cold commute to work.

As for me? Oh... I'll be posting here all day snuggled in my comfy duvet with a mug of tea and as much nutella on toast as I can handle.

Thanks for paying my bills and sacrificing your life for me so that I may live as a king while you slave as a peasant.
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>>26406795
>I may live as a king
>being this much in denial

NEETdom should be re-classified as a mental illness.
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Up and at them lads.

Not sure what to do today, maybe something other than browsing on 4chan, I think its getting to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDQpZT3GhDg
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Real existential hours lads
One day she'll be real right
Please
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>>26407853
you missed the real existential hours, those are 3 till 4 am.

Still, even then there would be no reason to worry, anime will be real soon enough.
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>>26407905
My real existential hours are about 5am-9am desu
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>>26406795
Haha you fat fucking waste of oxygen, just had my scrambled eggs on wholewheat bread washed down with an express on made for me by my girlfriend now going to jump in my mercedes for my short commute to work, afterwards may go to the the gym to improve my already well chiseled athletic body, I like to stay in shape

Enjoy yourn'comfy' day though you scrounging cunt

>inb4 generic thick as a plank NEET response 'hurrr durr' wage slave mad (I'm going to be earning more in a day than you will in 2 weeks)

>you actually earn your money

Well I suppose one trip out of your disgusting pit that you call a bedroom is worth it because 'muh anxiety' right?
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>>26408153
>eats wheat
>chiseled physique

Top lel
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>>26408164
Not all of us have shit metabolisms and genetics mate, I can eat pretty much whatever I want and stay ripped

Anyway I really must go, I don't have much time for shitposting now, may continue from work
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>>26408195
Make sure to keep us posted lad.
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>>26408153
>>26407562
Why are wagies so bitter?
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>tfw its just me in the steam group chat

incredibly cozy actually.
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I wish I had a job within walking distance of my house where I could work 1pm-4pm 3-5 days a week. That'd be comfy.
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>>26408273
It's pity, not bitterness
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>>26408314
Sounds pretty bitter to me la
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>>26408333

Maybe >>26408153 is but I'm not - >>26407562

I really feel sad that this is all you aspire to be
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>>26408311
Would pay you fuck all though. You'd probably make more on bennies.
>>