karen is a good lad edition
this is that undertale skelleton right?
is that game actually fun? I got gifted it but I just assumed it was horseshit.
>I got gifted it but I just assumed it was horseshit.
I have so many pictures I have saved recently and I can't tell from the thumbnails what they are. I can't be bothered to take a proper look. Every couple of years I kill a laptop so lose all my memes, if I could get an old one working I would have choice 2007 4chan maymays.
I was gonna play it but someone said you can't kill that fat lisa simpson blob that guy posts in this thread. I was just going to do it to take screencaps of it dying to post in here.
Not sure if this is best place to post it or not, but thought because you're all also british you'll be able to give better answers
I'm doing a Btec course that I really hate, I'm so behind the work just because I haven't been in in weeks that in order to pass I'd need to be working constantly for the next few weeks
Thinking about just going in today and telling them I won't be coming back, but I'd lose about 90 quid a week I get from one payment and another amount I'm not sure of
I have a few options
Keep going in, and spending time doing some work but still fail
Just stop going in but don't make an official announcement, hope the payments don't stop
End the course officially
What should I do robots?
>it's a heartfelt general interest episode
I'm leaving the country for a few months in july or august, but once I get back I intend to
An IT course that has taught me nothing I didn't already know and will provide a qualification only useful for getting into a shit IT course at a bad uni
>playing fallout 4
>decide to get my guy some women
>do the fucking awful flirt stuff
>you start flirting with them after they say shit like "you're such a good friend to me"
They know their audience don't they? This is like the fantasy of every beta that plays it, turning the friendzone easily into more.
>Our national treasure is a fat, slimy, peado
Every day I'm reminded of a reason I have no pride in being English anymore
>Go to open a bag of biscuits
>It fucking rips and they go all over the kitchen floor
>Doggo ends up eating a bunch
I can't even eat my sorrows away without fucking up.
Posting in this thread because I was forced to post.
I did what you asked desu
Need to just get up get out of bed do things with my life
Haven't picked one yet (though of course I got the ending spoiled months ago anyway) The minutemen are alright but a bit small, the BOS are cool but the whole army thing is a bit gay. It was awesome when I was in a fight and they send people down from a helicopter and kicked ass though. Institute I don't know much about and I haven't yet met the railroad. Main story wise I just went into Kelloggs brain so i'm not sure how far along I am, I guess I will try and do the railroad mission soon.
Pulled a sickie from college because teachers a fag
get in here brits. lets watch some videyas.
Lads I'm applying for a job at Tesco and before I can submit my application it says I need to upload my 'Right to Work' documents. What the fuck is that? Never had to do that with a job before never even heard of it.
What's your internet like and why is the upload speed so slow in the UK compared to everywhere else in the world?
Yeah the minutemen are good on paper but their quests are all radiant garbage bar 'the castle' and being the general feels like a complete ceremonial role (more so than the others) where you have no authority and Preston runs things.
You should do missions for all of them regardless of your feelings though, the damn game doesn't have that many non-faction quests so to ignore one (unless you're planning to replay with a new character) results in missing out chunks of quests. They warn you before you start a mission if it will make you hostile to a group so don't worry about becoming too buddy-buddy with one.
I want a synth waifu.
>Nothing to do except wank
>Already had three today
>Dick still too raw for number four
Kill me, Pete.
>Want to wank
>Just had a bath and don't want to sully myself again
>Sex drive zapped
>Realized the only thing keeping me male was my desire to fuck women
>All the years of curiosity at being female turns into full blown transsexualism
Im not saying antidepressants made me a tranny but it sure as hell triggered it. I dont give a shit about my penis anymore.
Knuckle down dick butt, keep going in and pass, if only the bonsai had the chance to go learn under supervision ask for help with that put your hand up shit you piece of fuckbiscuit, fucking hell its snowing lad, make it your every thing and prove yourself wrong make it a win win
I have been on anti-depressants for like 5 years, three different ones in that time. Aside from some mild sex drive zapping that didn't last, nothing like this ever happened to me.
I think you just had the trans mental illness in there already.
>I've actually been considering the whole femboy thing recently
Fuck me it's happening, they didn't warn me about this
Same one i'm on, been about 2 years now for me. The fucked up dreams are worse desu. You'll get used to them though, long as they aren't nightmares the dreams are just really vivid.
Yah looking back it was obvious I was always that way it was just covered up by my straightness.
I know its like i got a ticket out of beta-ness. Dont have to stress over being assertive, alpha, confident, getting laid anymore. Being a man was crushing me im glad it happened. Now all I have to worry about is what shade of foundation to buy.
Yeahhh if you have these thoughts be warned it might make it worse.
>Now all I have to worry about is what shade of foundation to buy.
And passing, which I seriously doubt you do with how rare it is. Then if you ever reach that near impossible height the worry about when you grow older and the looks drop like an anvil.
Well it just feels so good to be yourself, I was depressed, borderline overweight, an alcoholic, had epilepsy and was depressed all the time. Transitioning and girl pills fixed all that, I'm really glad things worked out for you
Passing isn't everything as long as you're attractive, a good looking transwomen is more respected then and ugly cis women, which sucks but that's the world we live in
>which is worrying as I'm having a hard time separating reality and fiction/dreams as it is
It'll pass. When I first started I had a hard time with that too. I couldn't tell if something had actually happened or if it was a dream. Lasted about 4-5 weeks for me.
You'll notice a lot of the side effects pass over time. Best to keep your GP or whoever prescribed you updated whenever you see them though.
>Passing isn't everything
>a good looking transwomen is more respected then and ugly cis women
No. The tumblr generation aren't the majority yet, people are still creeped out/disgusted by people transitioning. Really there's no easy life unless you're a very attractive white women.
Had a dream last night I was on a plane from the Netherlands back to the UK listening to Subterranean Homesick Alien because OK Computer was pretty much all I listened to on the plane to and from Germany which is the only plane journey I've been on in probably the past decade at least, then the pilot landed on some abandoned train tracks somehow because the landing strip was too short or something
And Freudian experts want to dissect this for me?
You're nervous about going back to things you left behind. You want to reconnect with your past and what once made you happy, but deep down you worry that it won't be like you remember it, or you won't be accepted.
t. someone who knows nothing about dream analysis or psychology.
having said that I try and analyse my own dreams a fair bit and I often do actually realise things about myself and my life that weren't clear or that I was subconsciously ignoring. If I had that dream that's the conclusion I'd reach, but you know yourself better than I do.
NOBODY TELL THIS MADMAN HOW TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE OR I'LL SHOOT LISA SIMPSON GUYS WAIFU.
Figured it out, that is not how water works I don't think.
Naa, pic related is our true national treasure. Wildlife documentaries will be shite when he dies
we updated it to fill the empty windows just so you know.
remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
I would love to explore dank dungeons with Jun.
How can you still have hope?
I was just sat in the shower thinking about how it is quite a nice day outside and 8 or 9 years ago, because it is half term break, I would be out with my friends now hanging out at one of our spots skating and stuff. i don't have friends anymore, though. I was thinking about why life seemed to be so much more, real, so to speak, back then. Why I'd wake up looking forward to each new day and nothing seemed to really matter. I came to the conclusion a big part of it was because hope existed back then. It was infinite in fact. Anything was possible, life was new and an adventure and this made life worth living. These days all hope of anything is gone and life is one long monotonous slog up until the day we finally get to die.
back off lad, the Junster is mine. But i get what you are saying and strangely approve.
>you will never be a kamikaze pilot crashing your plane into the ship of the western colonial pigs for the glory of Nippon
It was such a pointless death but at least they went down in a blaze of glory. Nowadays you can only really hang yourself in your bedroom, jump in front of a train or join the army and get killed by a goat farmer.
Kind of the reason why I haven't killed myself yet. I don't really want to be alive anymore but the suicide methods are all too tame tbqh
Despair was made for fucking.
Got my head in a really weird place today lads. Slept 13 hours straight and had some really intense vivid dreams which I can now barely remember.
What are you listening to lads? I'm listening to a bit of Taiwanese metal
waifu waifu waifu
This used to happen to me. But I'd get so used to leaning my head against the wall and having space to move my arms it got pretty comfy.
And then whoever sat in my row would sit on the opposite end of the lecture hall.
Just got back from the shops lads. They only had 1 bottle of Hobgoblin in Bargain Booze cus I bought the rest so I had to buy Imperial Red instead which isn't as nice and also got a few Banana Bread Beers.
Was going to make lunch but not really hungry, there is a steak in the fridge but don't fancy it.
Just going to play some vidya and start drinking.
hopefully about me.
but do you put the effort in either? I would sit with you though lad.
>all this bullying
I would sit with you tilde
No but it reminds me of a time I hit run once and shit hit the fan no joke some times the cards fall like that it wasn't a good day but the table shifted and bankrupted us all, I played with souless investments the money waiting to be lost but that's a whole different site, to be zero, jumping in at the last minute because I think I pissed him of more with lol that's the economy
>the door to towns over
>but I'll fight your mutter
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I know this is an image board but is there a reason britfeel has such a concentration of anime (compared to the rest of r9k)? The only big anime I remember growing up were Digimon and Pokemon most of my American online friends were going on about stuff I knew nothing about. Did you lot discover anime early?
Card Captors was on CITV for a bit but it weren't that interesting.
>I know this is an image board but is there a reason britfeel has such a concentration of anime (compared to the rest of r9k)?
There never used to be but basically Tilde is a fat lonely attention whore who brought all of his gay attention starved anime friend's over into the threads to circle jerk over him and if you ask them politely to stop they just respond with 'it's 4chan this is an anime website lel XD' so we are left to just hurl abuse and hope Tilde eventually dies of throat cancer as a result of his bulimia so we can be rid of this plague and have our beloved /britfeel/ back once more.
>I know this is an image board but is there a reason britfeel has such a concentration of anime (compared to the rest of r9k)
There is literally like 4 of them they just can't stop anime posting because they crave dem (you)s from each other
>there are anime fans on an anime imageboard because of tilde
Cardcaptors was the shit, but it turned me into a weeaboo because I had to watch the Jap version with subtitles.
The CITV version cut the first 8 episodes and a bunch later on, aired the rest out of order and made her a the guy in green pyjamas seemmore equal.
Monster rancher on live and kicking too.
Depends on age range really. I was watching Dragon ball z on toonami at 14 when my mum paid out for Sky for one year lol. And outlaw star. And probably some other shit.
Bubble gum crisis on scifi.
There was some stuff about
>Did you lot discover anime early?
Pokemon and Yugioh probably don't really count.
I watched Cowboy Bebop years and years ago. Followed Code Geass and TTGL while they were airing due to hearing good stuff about them on here. Also watched different anime very occasionally.
Never really got properly into anime until around 2012. Since then, I've seen around 7 or 800 different series.
I don't really have that thing of 'oh I loved Ghibli movies as a kid' or whatever, since I never saw anything anime that wasn't Pokemon until I was 11.
PC version of Quantum Break confirmed lads.
I'm hyped desu
I agree with this. It's the same 3 or 4 autistic faggots clamouring for attention trying to attain e-celebrity status. Tilde is the main culprit, now we've got these 2 other little shits posting about their homo cuddle sessions, trying to make it into a thing.
Just fuck off to your steam chat and stay there, you are shit, your waifus are shit, everybody hates you.
It says a lot about you when I'd prefer to hear more from Poleaboo instead of you manky shits. He's a creepy fucker but at least it's semi entertaining to hear about his ever downward spiral, you lot bring nothing at all to these threads.
Yes I'm bloody well mad.
Maybe you should try watching K-on lad, it might make you feel happy.
desu I'd rather have posters bring nothing than posters bringing a load of anger and rage for no good reason.
Seriously, can we not just have a chilled out thread where people ignore posters they don't like? You complain that animeposters are shitting up the thread, but the hateposting and rage is just as prevalent, if not more so, and it's far less comfy.
I got a letter today from NatWest addressed to me with a pin code seal thing at the bottom saying this was my pin code for my card.
I don't have a natwest account, is someone trying to steal my NEETbux fellas?
when bonsai shatpost all day, I ignored him, as did most people? not sure what point you're making there tbqh.
iirc, tilde was specifically asked to trip so that people could filter him. then they didn't filter him, and started complaining that he was tripfagging.
Sick of this anime invasion in /britfeel/
It's not comfy any more
We used to talk about co-op sausage rolls and buying Iceland pizzas with bennies
Now it's just 'waifu' spam
Why did you lot feel the need to ruin this thread?
it's a fair point
I don't mind your tilde shitposts tbqh, they're pretty funny if nothing else. Posts like >>26412888 piss me off more because they try and assume some kind of moral superiority, as if animeposting is killing britfeel, but the rageposting is all fine and dandy.
Let's all shitpost or all post quality stuff, but let's not all shitpost and then whine that others are shitposting.
my bad, let's get back to posting PAKIS OUT then.
britfeel is a shitpost thread with only the barest pretence of logic holding it together. Pretending it has rigidly defined standards of quality is just moronic
Had council round to fix the boiler. Was telling him about an ongoing problem.
Unfortunately, the hot tap was running just fine when it typically runs cold for minutes at a time. I said to the guy jokingly "Seems like it knew you were coming in"
He said something along the lines of, while looking dearly at the boiler and putting one hand on it, "Yeah, they can sense us...... you have to respect them".
Was he fucking with me or is he a boiler whisperer or something?
I've gotten to the stage where wanking is legitmately boring
Today is boring, i'm wasting my time watching reviewbrah.
>yfw wagecucks and schoolfags are going to be home and start shitposting on this thread
Meanwhile I spent the day snuggled up playing video games and posting here.
It amazes me that I've cracked the secret to happiness and there are still all these miserable wageslaves that post about how having money (but not being able to use it) is so great. If it's so great, why do they keep going to work? Hahaha.
>I think he's mad lads
It's me on my bed of nonsense
Poleaboo is back from his driving lesson
The instructor was a paki, pretty based, much more knowledgeable and had a better manner about him than his previous white instructors
The lesson actually went pretty well, poleaboo panicked when braking, got overwhelmed, his instructor commented on this but his steering and finding the biting point were good apparently
Need to find those beta blockers
Lesson was quite short, felt under an hour
Lied about working at a call centre with the AA
Though they did email me to respond with a date for a phone interview
Tbf mate if you have visible abs, broad shoulders and a small waist (the v taper) you won't really have too much trouble getting girls anyway, just remember not to sperg out on them, and get tan, bitches love tan
Jun likes my ultra pale white pasty skin, she finds it very alluring.
>mfw the k-on girls are actually stacys who would want nothing to do with the weeb posters here
What society? I am an island.
And if money is a worry just live with your parents.
You're able to do everything you want. Play video games, watch anime, read, use the internet, eat crisps etc.
You could live like a king for the rest of your days instead of slaving away for some hook-nosed kike.
>And if money is a worry just live with your parents.
My parents would never be happy with me being a neet mooching off them.
Plus there's no way you could get/keep a partner if you lived at home forever. Sounds like a lonely life to me.
>tfw won't see my dog for another 4 months
She's only 4 but I really hope she doesn't die or something, it'd crush me
i'll go on the pull with you if you come with me to this first
Ditch the jew candy senpai
Just run like forest and lift like arnold
Soon that's all you'll be able to focus on
You'll still have minor episodes, but its part of life everyone gets fed up/depressed sometimes lad
>you wouldn't be posting here if you could live without some interaction with others
This doesn't make any sense.
I can live without playing video games but I do that, neither are a compulsion. If I haven't posted here for a few weeks I don't start getting upset like you would.
party time lads!!
Start The Bus is good I used to always go in there. I like getting the battered veg off the menu. Fleece is good as well what's on tonight? Are you going just you on your own or with mates? I don't like too many people.
>that you consider this human interaction.
It's a form of social interaction. It's a community of real people. It lets you chat with others, you even said you come here for the bants. If you really were an island you would have left any kind of forums a long time ago.
>normies talking about what bars they are going to hit up
I didn't say I come here for bants, that was an imposter.
I could stop coming here forever if I wanted. It's not an addiction or a compulsion and I certainly don't come here to "chat".
Indeed I have gone many weeks without posting, I dip in every now and then to catch up on the news and see how things are going.
Hardly normies mate, one guy is going out on his own to get drunk and annoy strangers, another guy is looking for someone to go to cinema with him and most of the bars mentioned are no normies allowed zones.
Mate do you ever go down Gloucester road? There used to always be this kiddie out drinking on his own down bottom of Gloucester road who would corner you and talk to you about astro-physics. He was robot tier as fuck and never had any friends but I always enjoyed him. Just wondering if that is you?
>I dip in every now and then to catch up on the news
What fucking news?
>Indeed I have gone many weeks without posting
That's not a whole lot mate. I find it hard to believe you could leave forever if the most you can go is a few weeks.
>most of the bars mentioned are no normies allowed zones.
This is equivalent to me telling you that video games are a necessity because you play them more than once a month. It's really absurd and not worth wasting our time on.
But, as you believe that you get sufficient human interaction from 4chan then your problems of feeling lonely should be solved.
So indeed you can live a fulfilling neet life.
You're a normalshit.
If you get anything from going out to some dingy shithole to dump money on overpriced piss, you're a normalshit.
inb4 mad mate etc
Just correcting you, normie :^)
Hey lads, I was just wondering what everyone here thought about the new junior doctor contract. I'm going to be one of the first doctors to have to face this shit next year (if it comes out) and I was wondering if I could find anyone who actually agrees that its not a cunt move by hunt who just wants to privatise in the most disgustingly underhand way imaginable.
I saw that they're getting their titties in a twist because they have to work weekends. Big deal mate you earn enough money, we all have to work weekends as well, get over yourselves.
>Drinking at bars
Why don't you go back to /int/ brit
You will be in better company there
We have to work weekends already mate, that's not what it's about. Hospitals don't just shut down at the weekends do they. It's literally about making sure that patients are being safeguarded. I'll earn like 25k next year and I've been studying for 7 years in total. I have been offered an analyst position at natwest that paid in the region of 65k in the second year so I'm not doing medicine for the money
I'm their son, why would they want to make life miserable for me by nagging?
They let me get on with it.
Like I said, I get to do whatever I want. The same cannot be said for wageslaves, kek.
Hahaha wow, youre so fucking edgy and cool year fuck doctors. why is everyone on this site so contrarian all the time.
Fuck you, you fucking slug
Im behind you guys and im glad you're striking>>26414252
I was a big supporter of the tories until this shit
worked two months in my life so far, never again.
if you're cute you can come live with me
I will build a refuge for /britfeel/ neets
Thanks bro. I enjoy what I do under circumstances that protect me and the patients, because I hate having to deal with deaths that could have been avoided. This is what we are 'getting our titties twisted' about. I don't know though, I just wanted to ask what people thought about it seeing as most people support the strikes and all.
>Normies at work think i am gay because I'm an introvert and rarely talk about women
>Actually desire more women than they do because i have lower standards
>For once talk about women in a manner like they do
>Now getting bullied forever that i am in love with a particular girl
Well, I tried.
>living with mummy
Tip top tippity top keke
Can anyone recommend a decent, new/fairly new game?
I was going to buy Xcom 2 but from what I've read it's really buggy and everything is timed. I HATE working to a timer in games, so that alone is a no for me.
What you been playing, what you enjoying?
If you could help me out that'd be greaaat.
Medicine is vocational, it's about saving people and giving up your life to help others. It's not something people go into to make money, it's not a job.
It's literally a way of life that you must commit to.
Too many money hungry kids see it as an easy way to live a luxury lifestyle, I'm glad Hunt has put his foot down. If you have doctors that only care about their paypacket they are going to do more damage than good.
>waah I can't spend my weekends getting drunk anymore
This student mentality is destroying the NHS.
Entitled junior doctors thinking they should be able to carry on as if they were still at uni, fucking retards.
They shouldn't have signed up for the job if they can't handle the hours. They get paid enough to relax when they retire.
Also my GP seems to be on holiday half the fucking year anyway.
I play a decent amount of EUIV and I really enjoy it, waiting for HOI to be released senpai can't wait.
Recently bought XCOM:EU and to pretty good.
It's the same tier as teaching mate. I work as a radio astronomer looking for signs of life in the galaxy, it's a bit more fulfilling than putting my hand up old people's arses.
Then why choose medicine? Retarded.
>They get paid enough to relax when they retire.
so you want them to work forever until they are old? what the fuck kind of thinking is that?
it's not an easy job you knobhead, that's the point, they need time to recover.
>work to live
no mate, that's not how vocational professions are
being a doctor is their life, they don't clock off until they retire
but the yuppie cunts don't understand this and treat it as an easy way to get 30k starting
What happened to tide anon are you his replacement?
>so you want them to work forever until they are old? what the fuck kind of thinking is that?
No, I am saying they get paid enough already so don't complain about time off now, go in do your job and you can retire with all your money once you've got all your dillies.
>If everyone went on strike because they wanted some more days off no one would be at work ever.
not all jobs are equal. doctor is an important job who deserve recognition and benefits to what they provide compared to some shitty pizza delivery boys.
when someone choose to become a doctor they basically forfeit having a normal life
that's the choice they make in order to dedicate their life to saving others
that's why we view it as a noble profession, it is selfless
the actions of the junior doctors are selfish
>not all jobs are equal. doctor is an important job who deserve recognition and benefits to what they provide
And they do get it in the form of high pay. If they can't hack it they should pack it in and become a shitty pizza delivery boy.
what is the point of getting more pay if you don't have any time to spend it. doctors today are working ridiculous hours. i welcome the reforms. you worthless losers can sit at home crying that your shelve stacking job is harder
>what is the point of getting more pay if you don't have any time to spend it
That is literally life for every working person. You work 6 days a week for 40 years then retire and enjoy your money. Welcome to the real world.
I literally work an average of 61 hours a week and have done for the last 3 years and I worked Christmas day last year and the year before. You don't know what you're talking about mate, Im not a doctor to please the edgelords on 4chan, but you should just know that what you're saying isn't right and if you're not just trolling then you should look it up
i would like to come live with you lad.
Most people work 50+ hours a week for a lot less pay. This isn't the fucking olden days where you clock in at 9 and go home at 5. Most people work 10 hours a day plus commute 5-6 days a week. Welcome to the real world.
>In what world are "most people" working on oil rigs and for airlines?
I work in finance mate and it is expected you work that much.
Even when I was a kiddie working in a builders merchant we'd be 6 days a week 10 hours a day Monday to Friday and 7 hours on Saturday.
Kek. Twas a hard life guv.
Did anyone here used to play Wolfenstein Enemy Territory? Really nostalgic for those days senpai.
Anyone here actually going to kill themselves?
I'm going to do it at the end of the year, I'm pretty tired of this endless rat race. Everything requires far too much effort for very little reward and I've never been driven to become successful. I don't want responsibility, I don't want to settle down with someone, I don't want kids and gadgets/flashy possessions don't interest me.
Why the end of the year? Well I have family visiting from overseas through the year so I'd like to see them one more time and I'm saving up money to go abroad. I haven't decided where I'm going yet but probably somewhere where I can have some cold and mechanical sex with some prostitutes in a warm climate before either drinking myself to death, dying of drug overdose or jumping off my hotel balcony.
If you understood that not having sex at every opportunity isn't what someone that cares about their image and health.
The fact that I know this perception of me to others is pretty much proof I don't have autism.
Any junior doctors on /britfeel/?
How do you feel about ripping off the country and being whiny bitches?
How do you feel about the government trying to goad you into quitting so they can replace all of you with cheap, poorly-trained immigrant doctors?
Underrated post desu.
Nobody is forcing them to become or stay a doctor. Entitled middle class kids whose parents were probably doctors and they want the same good life they had before them.
Now they have to work 7 days a week in their job and they aren't happy. Well guess what Mr Dr-San 95% of people fucking hate their jobs. Get the fuck over yourself
>If you understood that not having sex at every opportunity isn't what someone that cares about their image and health.
What does this sentence even mean? You are either autistic or piss drunk.
>literally have 3quid next to my name after all the bills are paid off today
>have about 4 cans of beans, a few sausages, a tub of ON! whey, and 2 packs of mashed root veggies and 2 packs of leicester slices and some oats in fridge
>my first payday is tomorrow and I'll finally have the dosh I need to live the comfy bro-life after 6 months of burning my savings even with welfare (thanks to the drugs and night clubbing)
I fucking swear if these tesco fucks mess up the bank transfer I'm gonna KILL someone, any error would mean I'd have nothing till monday-tuesday when the banks open again at best.
Don't want to resort to asking my parents to cash transfer me money, that would be fucking embarassing.
you were doing research lad, honing skills and travelling the world.
I don't spend much because I don't want to lose my gains.
that 10quid for 2 screwdrivers is just there so they don't kick me out for not spending money while hanging out for 6 hours.
Are you serious? Don't fucking do that. I literally don't give a shit about you but that won't kill you in your sleep. It takes about 3 months to die from a paracetamol overdose and it is literally the most painful death you can experience.
If you are serious please reconsider and just jump off a bridge or something.
I figured out why I got a natwest letter to my address even though I don't have a natwest account. My grandfather is going senile so my father has taken over his debit card account.
Turns out my grandfather has the same first name and middle initial as me even though we call him by a different first name, turns out my uncle also has the same initial and first name as me.
Talk about being unimaginative.
>I asked why women surround themselves with men, and you said "lel sex on tap is great though".
>this level of autism
I explained to you why they are sluts. It was completely objective. If you don't like the answer then don't ask the question.
bit far for me lad, sorry. And i do love Roman ruins.
>I can and I don't.
Okay Chad, good luck with that.
>No reason for you to get so upset because your fantasies of women have been brought crashing back to reality.
What fantasies of women?
You are apparently the most autistic Chad in existence.
Overdosing is a woman's suicide method. They do it because it's easy and they have a nice clean death, women are so fucking vain they need to look good even when they're dead.
You'll either wake up covered in sick with your stomach feeling like it's on fire.
You'll wake up with a tube down your neck in the back of an ambulance while the paramedic pins you down and pumps your stomach.
You'll wake up in hospital on a drip and you'll be wishing for the sweet release of death.
Either way, you wont die, people rarely do.
Why are you putting words in my mouth?
>you asked why girls are sluts
>I told you it is because they can literally have sex whenever they want
>you sperged out
That's all that has happened here friendo
phwoar lads would you shag her? i know i'd shag her
sure i would, whatever she wanted to do desu.
Mate that is seriously one fucking shit job like, holy fucking shit I'd be a janitor any day of the week before being a kitchen porter.
Being a cook is already a shitty, slave job as it is, now imagine being their bitch.
Waifu is somewhere in this picture.
I wanted to try singing so I went to the music club after school one time. The teacher just put me in a room with some computers and told me to look up recordings of a song on YouTube while he went to practice with the actual musicians. I cottoned on pretty quick and went home, my self esteem thoroughly withered for another day.
>Aim low, kids. Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed.
What's wrong? It's just burn marks from cooking, she's clumsy moe.
Please don't bully animay girls, thanks
what a lovely lewd scene with your very lovely waifu lad.
>debasing waifus like this
Keeping fingers crossed for waifu after death or at least a near waifu experience.
thank god for anime and shower scenes
Also I recommend all britfeelers to watch railgun S
The nun is actually English
Chose the tit that bought a VR6 life without strife mixed it up with words that works hope he doesn't want to know me better
What do I have to do to get wait is like work to you.
Do you know about...... Ohhhhhh that's why you love meat in your shoot Awooooo
Dubs are the sensual fit that need not know now, why or when just win or t-try again. NEVER GIVE UP ILL SAY PASSIVELY AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT MEN TEN INCH AND NOT the pro's co. An again 'right' left the house and found myself on the travel again keep your eyes open 4our the light might paint your town again Nottingham back to velvet and leather, did this cow clean its self or take a better sweater than fibre.
Won't ask again but you don't like mirrors because it reminds you what you have done in front of a screen, you buy the second cheapest product of most items because the cheapest company are dumb but when you treat yourself by saying baiting is the berry best way to learn is like learning from someone and shouting I said that first! Learning to follow a short script from within a dictatorship to try and force a solution to admit the truth of reality denying democracy may /b learning from posting, post while learning never obstructing definitive answers on your new train of thought while perusing this socialist sphere that may or may not exist in theory and you want me to suffer no flabbergasted fool who acknowledges they had the very same tools to pencil a script. Every walking shitpost grows older - have you noticed how they move to the right to suffer every single script kiddie and say Anon is everybody, every single human body, functioning or not and that's why I fy to th two bee poster's to have fun learning together under the dictatorship of one. Drops the keys and walks like a dinosaur. In a way the world saw my boss and all three of us watched the world learn.
Dark stoats across the sky if you have time to see it.Seed this message
Certain the tree falls
>be me numbler 1
This lad has the right idea. Here, I drew you a picture to explain further
Have a read of this lads. I'm pissing myself for some reason.
>Nobody has declared them yet whether she will be needed to don a master or leotard the poise beams but she is eager to provide it a move. In case this year has trained them something it is that without any challenge is very high or too great.
how far is too far?