I'm a college student and medium range escort in a nearby town (350$ for 1 hour). It pays well.
I often read here anons desperate to lose their virginity that want to hire a nice escort to finally pop their cherry. Since this place has helped me during my depressive phase in hs, I thought I'd give you an advice: don't do it. You're running the serious risk of worsening your depression.
I've seen many like you at my job, and unfortunately a lot of you get rejected by the nicer looking girls. (Hell, I've rejected a few myself.)
If you're fat, unkempt and generally ugly, you'll be directed towards the middle aged, fat escorts because the young ones simply have their pick of clients. And the old ones will charge you more, just so you know. You'll either go back home humiliated or pay 400$ for 20 minutes with a 55 year old woman with stretchmarks and cigarette-smelling breath that won't even bother pretending she enjoys it and won't even give you oral without a condom.
It's gonna be an awful experience.
I'm telling you this because I've seen the look of rejection of some guys' faces and I know they were the robot kind and it hurt me to watch. You deserve better.
Most of our clients are regular guys. College guys that want to try the experience, working men too busy for relationships, married guys with unattractive or bitchy wives.
Not male models but normal guys. The desperate ones are rare.
To anyone thinking of replying to this thread in the future, DONT, this is sub-tier bait.
>men pay to have sex with women
New levels of cuckoldry
We should make prostitution legal so that we can force women to be put in a prostitution registry. Thus every employee and every person can find out of the person they are talking to was a prostitute. Same should go for porn.
There's no reason why the past should be kept in the past when you're planning for a future.
Why haven't we started this yet? I'm disgusted to know people sell their bodies and just walk away with it.
I don't use escorts I use actual prostitutes
and with actual hookers shit like
>the young ones simply have their pick of clients
doesn't happen since pimps tend to keep them in line, at least in the country i'm from anyway.
hello. i know r9k is the bastion of let down and sadness, let me add a cherry on top of that by saying don't visit prostitutes, that will be a let down as well.
you might as well just make a thread saying "kill yourself", because you aren't adding options and making anyone feel better, you're just taking them away and making us feel worse simultaneously.
congratso on your awesome thread and life!
>you will never be paid to have sex
>you will never live life on the tutorial mode known as "white woman"
I really doubt this is true , it make zero business sense, you can't be successful by alienating the people most likely to use your service.
it's like having a McDonalds that only serves skinny people , it would go out of business really quickly .
everyone in this thread is waaay too gulible.
No. I have a list of 5/10 girls I can hit up for sex pretty much whenever u want to. You might be more attractive than the girls I fuck but 2 5s equals 10. So technically I fuck 10s every 2 times I get laid
But it was a negative option!
How does that not make sense? There are few hot escorts and a lot of clients, so those few get to pick the best clients. This always happens, anywhere.
Many men use escorts because they want easy, high quality sex without all the relationship stress. Or they want a mistress without the risk of her calling their wife.
Sometimes, when we're lucky, we get used as bribes for local politicians. That usually pays really well.
Probably because you're denying the only option for some of us, which sounds like "aha~ if you're short and ugly you'll die a khv deal with it nerds" and we don't want to hear that the same way a hobo wouldn't want to hear some rich fag telling him about his parent's money.
Just go live your easy mode life and leave people living on nightmare mode alone, there's nothing you can do or say to help us.
>Wanting to let yourself be used by multiple men for money
You do realize male prostitutes exist. Its just that most men are straight, refuse to out of pride and use prostitutes. That's why there's more of a business for women. You didn't have female pimps controlling men. And men were always the biggest suckers who will Fuck anything.
Since gay men were a minority it was just not as prominent. But if you are willing to have gay sex you could get paid just as much or more since there are probably less male escorts meaning bigger market for you.
Just out yourself out there as a bisexual prostitute. At best old female clients and homosexual clients will pay you to satisfy them sexually. Not bad eh? You have to be serious about it though. White men are in demand just as much as white women.
That's a good way to sell it I guess. Exactly how hot are you? Fuck maybe I do wanna pay for this shit
Okay I lied. Some of them are probably uglier than that but like I said I'm not the best looking guy so I'm not picky. At least I don't have to pay for it
>not ugly or fat
You might be one of the fews that might benefit from an escort. Just have sex with a nice girl a few times and you'll be confident enough to approach normal girls.
>At least I don't have to pay for it
I think it doesnt really matter how you get it but it's how you react to it. Like if you're some redpill loser who thinks sex=self worth then, whether or not you had to pay for that sex, you're still a loser.
>your parents will die, your children will die, you will die and your insignificant [s]whore[/s] life will have made no difference to anybody
Literally everyone reading this thread dude
you live a strange place, i know a few guys who run these businesses. The guys have their pick of who they see. Some girls. Most of the girls are on the same tier of attractiveness because as they get older they get replaced but not before stretching the truth as far as they can with makeup. so past mid 30s is where they are usually out. Guys also frequently swap out the girls from city to city so theres always new faces.
Escorts wouldn't get many clients like you describe, and wouldn't talk about them in the way you do. I lost my virginity to an escort and would recommend it to anyone. Then again I'm not a fat smelly autist.
lol why wouldnt you just rape and kill the prostitute who rejects you? if you are killing yourself you should explore all other avenues first. dont quit until youve exhausted other means no?
Can confirm. It happened to me 5 weeks ago.
Currently in the process of settling my stuff before offing myself.
>mfw I still have 13 people on my list of people who deserve to have their knees broken
>mfw the cops have no idea I've already done it to 3 people
Taste the bat, Chad.
I would never have the courage to talk to a girl on street anyway. You clearly don't understand what real autism and being a real robot is
The thought that she might have seen 1000+ dicks and more alpha men then compare me to her other clients make me nervous
>guys who run these businesses
Nobody "runs" us. We're self employed. Pimps are a thing of the past and Third World.
>she might have seen 1000+ dicks
The average escort has 8-10 clients a day. The most attractive ones 5-6.
So getting to 1000 dicks is easy. 5-6 months should do.
It is typical for normals to tell robots to simply hire an escort/hooker, little do they realize that even in this context men have compete with each other, men have to step over each other just to get fucking scraps, like everything else in our society. what is a robot to do then?
Join the collective
you misunderstood me i think.
clients have their pick because theres enough girls to go around. the "best" girls dont really "get their pick" in anything. they are shuttled around from different cities so they make no real connections to anyone and to introduce "new faces"
They're usually promotions from people who get paid by casinos to bring people there. Generally, 99$ for an escort is really low. You can expect a mexican 5/10 for that price.
High end escorts can ask 600-800$ an hour.
Really high end ones 3-4k.
hm im not sure how youre competing with well run businesses as self-employed craiglist style hookers. Its very easy to get caught if you dont know what youre doing online. good on you if you know about all that stuff and its working.
>they are shuttled around from different cities
What? Shuttled around? Where do you live? India? Mexico?
We're self employed. We could have just 1 client a week and make more than the average office employee.
>(Hell, I've rejected a few myself.)
You're a heartless roastie, thanks for warning robots that you and your ilk have no soul.
What do prostitutes do when they get too old? You gonna just fuck off and retire on your mountain of whorebux? Got any investment tips?
What about Manlets?
I'm 5'6 and I'm pretty positive none of your attractive friends would want anything to do with me. Regardless of my normal healthy weight, good hygiene, and decent amount of muscle.
> it's bait.
>craiglist style hookers
We started that way but then realized that it brings shitty and dangerous clients. A few of my friends have been robbed and raped.
Now we work only through word of mouth. Better, wealthier clients more than willing to pay 2k dollars for a full night with one of us (or 5k for two).
Since I have college, I usually only take 2-3 clients a week, but some of my friends are making bank.
Yes, a short, ugly one with several chronic illnesses and whose life consists in working and spending half of his time at the hospital to stay alive. Let's try to find a witch that can transfer your mind inside my body. Seriously, try my life, anon.
You would kill yourself in less than 8 hours when the gerd and ulcers acts up and you puke mucus and blood, half of witch ends up in your lungs because the immunosuppresants induce extreme nausea and the megaesophagus sometimes induce spasm that close the upper esophagus. Sometimes I'm worried that the whole thing will just implode.
I would give anything to watch you try to survive in my shoes.
>What do prostitutes do when they get too old?
The attractive ones have made enough money to live very well their whole life.
I make about 500k dollars a year and only spend 50k or so. Some of my friends make triple that. We can save and invest a lot.
In 3-4 years we will all retire with a few millions and live our lives.
try being a mixed ugly motherfucker with all fucking "meme illnesses" that you can have
People literally stare at me for no reason
The girls laugh at me, but my disturbed mind got numb
>extremely overused pussy
You mean well trained, right?
You know the vagina has muscles that get stronger with use, so that experienced girls have the tightest and best pussies, right?
You simply don't get loose unless you're into extreme dildos or something. It's a stereotype only virgins believe.
Most of those asian girls were tricked with fake job prospects or downright kidnapped from their homes. They will get raped and robbed for 10 years and then sent home broken and broke.
I hope you don't contribute to their abuse.
>thinking a sexy 26 year old female doctor living in a different city from the one she worked as a whore can't find herself an oblivious Chad husband.
Face it, buddy. She'll just pretend to be a virgin and he'll buy her a diamond 5 carats ring.
I'm pretty sure half the guys reading this would jump at the chance to marry her and be a trophy husband if she was hot enough. Ngl if I was in my mid to late 20s and lonely I'd consider it
My illnesses are not memetic in the least.
People stare at me and laugh at me too since I'm an ugly turbomanlet who will die a khv.
No one in this solar system wants an ugly manlet bf that pukes and shits blood.
No but if you're trying to fill a void, using alcohol sounds less needy than sex. If someone says they feel broken and that's why they have a lot of sex you think some guy with mummy issues or something. And alcoholism is more traditional
>Since this place has helped me during my depressive phase in hs
When anons called you a whore, they weren't giving you career advice
B.. b.. but you are a whore, any self respecting adult male who catches wind of your career choices would stay the fuck away from you dating wise, how can you be this delusional.
1 hour tops. If the guy cums earlier, we can stay together for the full hour or he can go away earlier. But he still has to pay for the full hour.
A lot of inexperienced guys pay for 1 or 2 hours the first time they come to us and then cum in 2 minutes or can't get it up at all for the tension. Lol poor guys.
FUCK YOU ROASTIE WHORE! PROVE YOURE A DOCTOR.
i'll ask you an easy question, what causes a cell to be faster, when it has a high content of cholesterol and short FA tails? Why or why not?
That seems fair.
Good luck with your escorting. I know most guys here are jerks about it but I don't really see what's wrong with what you are doing. I would probably do the same in your position.
Fuck OP, no timestamp and I'm no longer paying attention.
>how can you be this delusional.
You think we go around using our real names and working in the city we live in?
We don't even have internet ads. We get clients through word of mouth and dress normally. If you saw me you'd think I was a regular college girl.
How much anon? You do anal right, you little buttcunt.
You're retarded son, no woman is going to stay long with someone who makes less than her.
I'm not a doctor yet. I'm in college. I will be in 4-5 years, I hope.
How am I a loser?
Losers are not people who don't live according to your rules. They're people that don't get what they want. It's as simple as that.
I have everthing I want. How am I a loser?
Sounds exactly like something a cuck with no respect would say.
>They're people that don't get what they want. It's as simple as that.
Then why are cucks losers? They want to be cucks.
its pretty childish to be upset that pretty people have better lives. that was always the case and will always be the case.
so whats the point of being upset about it. i dont get mad at the tide
It has nothing to do with that
>d-d-don't mind these mean old j-j-jerks
Just end it son.
Come on, you know you'd drool and blush if she talked to you.
And you'd listen to her cunt problems all night long for months.
And you'd buy her food and flowers to show her what a nice bf prospect you are.
And you'd lick the cum our of her cunt if she asked you to.
They aren't, they just cycle through boytoys women have even less need for a trophy partner since they carry the kids.
That's a good little buttslut! Go get the carrots and butter.
What's your job ? Professional e-statter?
I'm not giving up until my parents die, but I'm pretty sure I'll die before them anyway since all this stuff has a high chance of ending in cancer.
Bottom line, if you have a tiny chance of making it you have to try for those of us whose standard of "making it" means living another year.
The ironic thing is that if I was a grill I would have no problem getting a bf (all the grills patients I know at the hospital and support groups have Chad bfs).
>even crazy chicks get dicked by chad
Is nothing sacred?
Have fun thinking about the all the time you spent letting people treat you like a object while you are counting down the days to the end of your life.
Its probably because you're american but you do realize there is a very high chance you will become a rich miserable young retiree with no purpose in this world right?
We have to get you rdy for that bb ;)
They're treating her like an object while she's treating them like a source of income. Seems like a fair trade off. I'd rather get paid to have sex with people than being stuck in some cubicle
>implying I wouldn't ask for time off to shitpost on 4chan
He'd understand the need for memes
>all the time you spent letting people treat you like a object
You robots have a very stereotyped view of high-end escorting.
All my encounters are with wealthy, polite men who value my services because they know that educated, young, attractive girls are rare and precious. After the sex we often chit chat.
>while you are counting down the days to the end of your life.
You mean when I'm 95 years old in my mansion, surrounded by my children and grandchildren?
>i have no dignity
Get your boy pussy ready for me pls ^_^
Yeah but describe 4chan to your coworkers and see how many of them would go "haha cool". You'd get called a neckbeard loser and it would probably be the truth. Now imagine that loser as the head of a company making deals and shit
whats the difference between taking dick for money and slaving away at a shitty minimum wage job?
WHAT IS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE. YOU ARE SELLING YOUR. IF YOU ESCORT AT LEAST YOU GET PAID WELL
Which rappers old crib will you be buying?
They'd kiss ass so hard it'd make your head spin.
I already have boy pussy for myself, fido gets your bunghole love tunnel =)
I like this thread though, it's been fun.
meditate on this symbol
I've been having non stop persistent dreams about it. I've been pondering about these weird dreams, and what they mean. I think they are a sign, a sign that our kind have to create our own future.
May bey if there is a deeper and possibly supernatural meaning to it and you focus on it you can start seeing what I am seeing
350 an hour.
5 clients a day = 1,750$ a day.
22 working days = 38,500$ a month.
12 months = 462,000$ a year.
And that's not counting the guys who pay her 2k for a night, and the threesomes, and the extra she surely asks for anal and getting pissed on etc.
Wouldn't be surprised if she earned 800k a year.
Well, if you are not trolling by the shit you just wrote I find your life even more pathetic than a common robot here.
Imagine a young girl fucking for money while studying that will be emotionally dead inside in a few years while your looks fading away blogging stupid shit down with a motive to fill your worthless hole in your soul on anime board full of autistic loners. I hope you at least have a direction in life and is going to apply that college degree or else all that fucking would be for nothing but stretching your hole that will give good information about your life to future partners if you even want to find a worthwhile one.
"Oh yes, I spent my youth fucking guys for money while studying a worthless piece of paper, I am objectively better than you" Give me a break with your "caring about anons depression problems" attitude because we both know its not true.
If you're a virgin I'd try selling it to a shiek.
You obviously need to take biology in order to get into med school. Here's another easy question, what are the bonds between nucleotides, and what makes uracil different from thymine?
It's a really basic question, I'm sure you've taken cellular biology
What's the fair market value for fake orgasms?
Bullshit. Go see an independent escort rather than a brothel, which seems to be what OP is describing. I'm slightly overweight and have a beer belly, but I've fucked 23 escorts all under the age of 30. $350 for an hour is also bullshit - if you're paying that much you're a sucker.
What medications are you taking? You shouldn't still be on immunos that make you vomit. You need to talk to your doctor about humira. I know I sounded like a commercial just now, but it's a miracle drug and there are programs to get it cheap/free.
If you don't mind being fisted and defecated on probably 50-100grand.
>you can fuck pornstars (literal pornstars, no joke) for 2 hours+ for 75$
Where the fuck do you live? The worst czech slums?
Those girls that sucked Rocco's dick aren't pornstars, m8. Just sluts.
>You seem the kind of arrogant jerk that waltzes in and is dumbfounded when all the girls younger than 50 and lighter than 250 pounds reject him.
Why would anyone use a brothel? Just go on backpage or adultwork and get an indpendent.
Are those "programs" tyrone behind the dumpster?
Tell me again why should I care about women?
You know Soraya Carioca? Really famous pornstar with over 500 movies
And you can fuck her for 2 hours for 64$ (converted)
She gives french kisses and does anal kek
>emotionally dead inside
We can separate between sex and love. I assure you, we're far from broken inside. :)
We know what we're getting ourselves into, so there's no problem. I see a lot more depressed regular girls that depressed escorts. It's being tricked into giving your body to some jerk that doesn't really love you that makes you emotionally dead.
If the hooking market was as strong as OP claims then instagram whores wouldn't be putting out for shieks to get literally shit on.
Most pornstars in the US supplement their income by hooking as well.
It should be called the harem effect honestly.
>Implying that any of this matters since in the end you're going to be eaten by Tyranids
>Implying this matters when my soul will return to the emprah
The Big E watches out for all his children.
There's so many whores on tumblr et al you'd think the hooking market would be saturated.
I wonder if whores nowadays overbook because they're selling ass on too many different websites.
>Implying that your emperor isn't dead human
Submit to the greater good, all i'm sayin'.
We don't use our real names, work in different cities, don't give away our social media contacts (only a phone number we only use for work) and don't let ourselves be filmed or photographed.
I've been doing it for 2 years and no one found out. I assure you, it's very possible.
a clean conscience and the respect of your loved ones is worth more than a few extra bucks.
OP will eventually learn that even with all her piles of money, she still can't afford a husband who isn't a cuckold fetishist.
>implying commisars won't literally fuck your brains out
>Most of those asian girls were tricked with fake job prospects or downright kidnapped from their homes. They will get raped and robbed for 10 years and then sent home broken and broke.
>I hope you don't contribute to their abuse.
Why should I care? Women deserve to be raped and abused. I'm happy to contribute to their suffering for all the women who have rejected and laughed at me - they can be in living Hell and I would be glad.
>that feel when not even paid whores will want your virgin dick
This is just a troll/humblebrag thread you tard.
This bitch looks so depressed about her boobs.
probably wasnt even the op anyway,
this was the snurps right with splicing? I literally got a degree in biochem and cant remember shit about it now, spent a whole class on gene expression
>implying people in favelas aren't huge whores
>implying they can
Tau are soon going to be the force not even Grey Knights will be able to defeat, mark my words.
inb4 > uhh titans... duh
A few of Pic related will destroy just aboit any titan, besides the Hugeass bigass ships are still stuck in Warp.
I have faith in the holy emprah, no mere weapon can stand up to that.
>Slighty overweight is one thing. Being hideous is another.
I'm 6'1", 260lbs. I'm not hideous but I am overweight.
>Also, you probably fucked average chicks. The hot ones are pricey.
The most I ever paid was $260 for an hour with a literal 9/10 (that was to lose my virginity, I normally fuck 7/10s which are about $150-200 an hour). Blonde, pale skin, blue eyes, f-cup breasts, 5'9", wide hips, slim.
This is why the Space Marines will get destroyed by Ion Cannons.
>implying you're not that way because you turned down the nice 14 year old prostitute next door
Low-warp manipulating scum shouldn't besmirch his holiness with their trivial prattling.
As I said, I don't spread my pics. I'm very careful.
I've seen that /b/ thread where that girl admitted to having sex with a dog and was found out in like 2 hours. Name, address, etc.
Not taking any chances.
I know quite a bit about biology, anon. Why are you so mad? :3
It was really me.
>If you're fat, unkempt and generally ugly, you'll be directed towards the middle aged, fat escorts because the young ones simply have their pick of clients.
my face when even literal whores want Chad
my face when victory is beyond my reach in even the lowest dreg-heaps of society
I'd imagine hookers in favelas have no standards.
>As I said, I don't spread my pics. I'm very careful.
Hand, bra, stomach anything.
>I've seen that /b/ thread where that girl admitted to having sex with a dog and was found out in like 2 hours.
You're computer illiterate? As long as your id card or something ridiculous isn't in the photo you can't be doxxed. 4chan nukes exif
Fanatics who only fight for the Emperor should just get blown up by Necrons.
Blatant prostitution is legal in most of Europe (including here), but I have fucked escorts in the US - they don't sell sex, they sell their time; there is no explicit money for sex involved so it's legal. Adultwork is legit.
I heard outies are a sign of stomach muscle weakness.
OP said they were a high dollar whore, if true you're not going for that price range to begin with.
Listen reddit normie, you're highly confused, and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since you probably started browsing yesterday. We can acknowledge that we are the scum of the earth, but we still have standards and dignity. That's why everyone hates us.
>so many enemies
>empire still holding on
Could you ever doubt his holiness?
You're computer illiterate, or a liar, there's a whole board dedicated to camwhores and most of them don't get doxxed unless they do something retarded like repost a pic from their tumblr.
My guess is you're just lying.
No, you stupid bitch. You saw people get ID'd by a familiar environment due to so much cam-whoring. Unless you've done a lot of fucking cam-whoring (I'm sure of it), you won't be ID'd
No, absolute, positively, without a doubt, not.
They're endgame man, like the literal representation of entropy. Haven't they already consumed their own galaxy?
150 GBP (pounds, not good boy points) for an hour is the absolute maximum I would pay for an 8/10, if she is seriously model material then 200 GBP max, assuming you're in a major city. Some random town you can fuck a decent looking escort for 100 an hour.
EXIF is metadata stored in a picture about the picture
he wasn't a virgin though
I'm surprised paid whores can compete with regular sluts in britain.
I'm on remicade (infliximab), imuran & pentasa. The nausea was manageable but now that my megaesophagus +gerd is acting up I can't. Don't worry I have an appointment with my gastroenterologist on monday.
I wish I had a functional body.
Were you in my thread yesterday? >>26369882
Whores are more likely to cut and run, there's a reason men don't like em for marriage.
>I'm surprised paid whores can compete with regular sluts in britain.
I wouldn't know. I'm 27 and I haven't asked a girl on a date since I was 12 (and got horribly rejected, laughed at, and publicly humiliated) - I can't take rejection from a girl so only fuck escorts.
t. perfect robot and supreme gentleperson
Also you're a fag.
I didn't last a week on imuran once it kicked in. That's when my doctors helped me get on humira. I can't stop making myself sound like a commercial, I'm sorry. I wasn't in your thread either.
WHAT!? Is this made up? I didn't know he was a homo.
That's depressing bro, fucking hookers hasn't made you more comfortable around women?
Does the possibility of being recognized not linger at the back of your mind? The internet has made the world a smaller place, so how would working in another city really help keep your past secret?
Thanks for the advice, i'll finish my business on this plane of existence first.
Is this my third offer for boipucci? I may need another dog.
>That's depressing bro, fucking hookers hasn't made you more comfortable around women?
Yes, I can talk to women but any time one seems to like me I naturally assume it's some plot to publicly humiliate me and preemptively reject her (mostly by treating her very cooly). I basically talk to women as if we were in a purely professional setting and avoid any kind of personal interaction with them - my self esteem is so low that rejection would just destroy me.
It's such a small possibility. I don't have tattoos or recognizable marks. I never let anyone take pics of me. I work in a different city.
It's more likely a car will run me over (probably driven by a robot lol).
Are you retarded? Is this your first time here?
Even when you're drunk?
I didn't think he was anyone, I was poking fun at reddit normie claims.
Too afraid to drink socially? What kind of drunk are you?
>Too afraid to drink socially? What kind of drunk are you?
I'm the kind of drunk who would rather play Baldur's Gate while downing a bottle of whisky than have to talk to normies.
Whatever happened to the tumblr chick from NI that used to shitpost? Did she give up?
RIP bro, maybe try a bar once or twice.
=) Okay I love you please stay, what's your favorite thing about me or us?
Also is it hard to play games drunk?
As a rule, you should offer your boipussy to at least 10 veteran users before you're allowed to stay.
Only after 100 dicks, you can earn your Gold Account and see all the pictures (didn't you notice most posts don't seem to have pics)?
>=) Okay I love you please stay, what's your favorite thing about me or us?
I like that's it's more honest than reddit. People arent afraid to be pathetic or stupid bc it wont affect how many internet points they have. So it's more interesting to read
Stingy af 2bh and a waste of fresh boipucci. : /
The fresher the more vigorous the first outing should be!
>implying it's not average
meh, I'm probably going to pay to lose my virginity if I can muster up the courage to do it. Despite looking like a normie I have no social skills and no friends so there's no chance of losing it the normal way. Knowing my luck I'll probably get an STD or something.
Aww, I'm so glad you like us! Maybe one day you'll stop being a cum gargling queer too, one step at a time though, and you'll have to avoid /co/ and /lgbt/ of course.
It's okay. G-go get a job in advertising.
I like how you came here with compassionate advice and it's turned into angry, prostitute rage.
I'm curious why you would be a slut-for-hire when you could probably make enough money for med school via stripping or whatever.
Or like, you know, not be a whore and just get a shitty job like the rest of us have to.
Whatever. I'm not a hot chick who can sell my body for money, what do I know.
Also, thanks man.
>believing OP is real
>he doesn't have an 8" coke can
Stuff I really don't want, no.
Deep throat, ok. Choking, sure. DP with their colleagues? I'm game. Pissing and anal, ok, with an extra.
But scat, vomit and other bullshit? No way.
That's retarded, at that income you could retire quickly.
It's actually not hard to earn more than doctors, unless they're dentists, they earn less than you'd think
>Why would I keep being nice even after an army of frogs has attacked me?
>didn't even suck frog dick in your b8
Please don't be sensible.
I'm 30; I'm single, I've slept with three girls in my life and been in exactly the same number of serious relationships.
I'm not here to judge but I feel like there's a certain magic to that which would be lost if fucking was like, just a part of my day-to-day. The kind of magic I wouldn't trade away for any amount of money.
Sounds queer, right? Dunno. I'm probably just jealous being a 6/10 male that only scores chicks every once in a while.
>go to dentist
>he reveals he owns every business on the block of his dentist office
Just write your own damn checks on peoples teeth.
>The kind of magic I wouldn't trade away for any amount of money.
Was it that good with your ex?
it's called moderation and tolerance levels. normies don't know about it because they can't into biology, it works with everything.
if you masturbate less, the orgasms are better. smoke weed less, you get higher when you do. don't drink sugar as much, it's much sweeter when you do, keep your eyes closed too long, light becomes brighter, etc, etc, etc.
stupid people think you can over-indulge and nothing will happen to you physically.
I know the whole premise of this thread is bait, but I wanted to mention a thing or two about escorts so here is the best thread
Pro-tip: avoid expensive escorts
Pro-tip: avoid white escorts
They are often the same, they are the most miserable bitches out there. Asian ones will be $75 or less, relatively good looking, friendly and will pretty much never reject you if you shower before arriving.
Man hands were kind of jarring.
Are no normies scientists?
Yes this is accurate, I suspect OP is a regular at b8, a master b8er if you will.
Sounds pretty fucking queer desu.
Fucking so many women that you lose interest in sex should actually be a goal for any man, desu. At that point you can finally focus on building fortune 500 companies and flying jets through the sahara.
> LOL poor guys
I just... what's it like? What's it like being in that position of power over men? Part of me is, and always will be curious. That influence and mere presence to cause a man to not get it up, despite being of probable normal health.
As a turbo manlet who has been shunned by 90% of women my whole life... it's just something I think about.
Well. This has been an interesting thread.
I'm white and not miserable at all. I'm also very friendly. But you can't expect me to accept even the worst clients just because they have money. I can have better, so I do. What's wrong with it?
>there's a certain magic to that which would be lost
Maybe women are different. We can compartimentalize. I don't feel the magic with my bf has been lost.
>What's it like being in that position of power over men?
It's difficult to explain. I don't really notice it and how can you explain a feeling to someone who hasn't experienced it? Have you never felt in a position of power over someone? Not even animals or beggars on the streets?
I like the idea that every empire is built on a foundation of poon.
The effect is actually the oppposite, women have a stronger tendency to fail in long term marriage the more sex they had while it's barely noticeable for men.
Look it up for your edification, it also neatly explains why women are more likely to divorce.
>but I definitely don't identify with the mindset
What's the mindset and where do you part ways with it?
I too, am curious of this separate reality that beautiful women live in.
Have you ever gone through a pretty girl's phone? Heck, even an average girl's phone.
Their inbox on every social media is just FULL of thirsty guys at any given time. Its honestly incredible.
5' 9 wouldn't be turbo-manlet my friend.
>women have a stronger tendency to fail in long term marriage the more sex they had
Yeah, um, I think I'll pass wasting my time reading bullshit researches made by sexist old men.
you're probably right. I imagine the worst part of being a whore is knowing that you've permanently lost the capacity to innocently share experiences with someone you love.
and what happens when you want to start a family? Isn't your husband supposed to be someone you respect? How can you respect him while continually playing him for a fool (and a cuckold).
Well for one; I seem to be able to talk to women and even relate without immediately defaulting to blind hatred or assuming they've got malicious intent.
Building on that I'm not socially incompetent... I don't hate people inherently and I haven't given up on life just because I'm between girlfriends.
I think at worst you'd call me a 'failed normie' or whatever the lexicon of memes dictates at the moment.
Yeah, but they mostly just blend in, you know? You can't expect me to remember all those names and faces. I categorize them as "good clients", "bad clients", "friends", "acquaintances", "creeps", etc.
>I think I'll pass wasting my time reading bullshit researches made by sexist old men
>afraid to look up something that challenges your world view.
It's just statistical analysis, there's nothing remotely sexist about it. Are you a feminist?
What's your strain of feminist ideology?
How many years total have you been in relationships?
>assuming they've got malicious intent
It's good to assume no one has your best interests at heart onii-chan.
>that you've permanently lost the capacity to innocently share experiences with someone you love.
Women who have more than ~5 partners lose their ability to love. Which is why they're constantly unhappy and pumped full of prozac.
You give advice to robots not to use an escort, but I guarantee you ever the fattest ugliest fuck will get a good time in Amsterdam for 100EUR, probably less. Maybe it's different in the US, but in Europe your advice is invalid.
Since age 16, three, five, and four; respectively. I sometimes wonder if I would've been more promiscuous had I not been so fortunate to find some great women over the years.
Also when I say I assume they don't have malicious intent I didn't say I immediately defaulted to benevolent intentions either, anon. It's not binary. I wouldn't say it's good to assume everyone is out to get you all the time.
That's not how it works.
It's literally just plotting the reported partner count and who got divorced after 10 years.
> but social research made by men is always biased
How so? Cite some evidence in your favor.
True. Pic related.
So whores in Yurop don't reject clients?
What if it was a stinky, fat, drunk neckbeard?
Those were all awfully long, I'm kind of sad you never got married anon.
>It's not binary
I always do my best to assume people are working towards their own ends.
Cite something stronger than a 4chan cap my good man!
Do they? Can you cite that the unanimity of that for me? Even if they did, which I have no clue that they do, if it were true it would make sense that they can reproduce the same conclusions.
What do female researchers find? Can you cite some for me?
>That's not how it works.
It's exactly how it works, as evidenced by STDs, partner counts, marriage & divorce stats.
>but social research made by men is always biased.
Yeah, because feminist "research" is not and their "every woman will get gangraped to death 50 times in their lifetime" studies are perfectly legit.
>more exposure builds tolerance
yeah, i posted about this already.
same shit here. it's the brain's reward receptors. you know Stockholm Syndrome? the brain is capable of adapting to anything, after a while, it derives pleasure from gradual pain. think about that.
>So whores in Yurop don't reject clients?
>What if it was a stinky, fat, drunk neckbeard?
If you have a shower and brush your teeth before hand, very unlikely, and then only if you'e over 400lb. Even those guys could get a willing whore for 250EUR
Hm. Let's see if I can summarize properly.
The first one was the first one, right? And so young. We weren't right for each other; did the mutual cherry-popping and got what we could out of the relationship, then went our separate ways.
Second one admittedly went too long. That was my first, I think, "real" relationship in which I experienced co-habitation. We were best friends but found out we weren't right for each other eventually. She wanted kids, I didn't. She's happily married now though with two kids and I wish her the best.
The third one there isn't a day that goes by that I regret what happened. I'm an alcoholic. I couldn't quit for her and she moved on. Again, I wish her the best and all I can do is work on myself and hope I get another shot at a relationship of that calibre and I don't fuck it up as bad this time around.
I haven't given up hope.
Logic is always bolstered by good evidence!
>It's exactly how it works, as evidenced by STDs, partner counts, marriage & divorce stats.
No because it's not a cutoff after 5, brb as I look it up.
Here you go.
I have no interest in seeing an escort but there is something I'm curious about. Do escorts prefer smaller cocks? Would smaller cocks stretch them less and let them see more customers in a day?
I don't believe you, but also why are you so certain if this isn't something you've already looked up?
When will you be on again troll-kun? we can continue then, I'm always curious as to what feminists hope to gain from here.
We don't get "stretched". Vaginas are basically huge muscles.
We can get internal bruising, however. But that's rare, it requires a good 2-3 hours of continuous sex and can be avoided with abundant lubricant.
Smaller cocks are easy to deep throat though.
I've looked it up in the past, but I didn't save the researches in some "misoginyst on the internet that needs to be educated" folder, and I have no intention of looking them up again.
The vagina is not a muscle.
Why are you here? How could misogynists on r9k help you with depression?
I'm not depressed. I was years ago.
And I said it's "basically" a huge muscle, not that it really is a muscle. It cannot be stretchet by sex unless you're into extreme penetration with horse sized dildos.
Which you probably are.