Hi /r9k/. I'm a college student and medium range escort

just kill yourself, roastie whore

>>26387813
Nice bait, now kindly kill yourself.

>>26387834
I'm just trying to avoid you a horrible experience, no need to be an asshole.

Thanks for the tip, babe.

>>26387864
There is actually a great need to be an asshole. Fuck off with your horseshit advice.

That doesn't even make sense
Why would the good looking guys have to pay for an escort
How the fuck do you make any money at all

>>26387981
You seem the kind of arrogant jerk that waltzes in and is dumbfounded when all the girls younger than 50 and lighter than 250 pounds reject him.

Have fun asshole.

This doesn't sound right, you can literally walk around where I live and choose one from a window and they'll fuck you no matter what as long as you got the cash.

>>26388004
Most of our clients are regular guys. College guys that want to try the experience, working men too busy for relationships, married guys with unattractive or bitchy wives.

Not male models but normal guys. The desperate ones are rare.

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>>26387813
/thread

To anyone thinking of replying to this thread in the future, DONT, this is sub-tier bait.

>>26388015
All my attractive friends know they're attractive and can make 4-5k a day. Why would they choose to have sex with ugly, fat or smelly guys?

>>26388007
I am determined to not have fun.

>>26388029
Would you refuse service to a guy with braces? I currently have braces. Would never get escort but just curios

>>26388007
Have fun selling your body for money, subhuman whore

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Another great r9k thread, awaome

>>26388058
Well, braces are not sexy, that's for sure, but if it's the only flaw it's not that bad.

>>26387813
>men pay to have sex with women
New levels of cuckoldry
We should make prostitution legal so that we can force women to be put in a prostitution registry. Thus every employee and every person can find out of the person they are talking to was a prostitute. Same should go for porn.
There's no reason why the past should be kept in the past when you're planning for a future.

Why haven't we started this yet? I'm disgusted to know people sell their bodies and just walk away with it.

>>26387813
I don't use escorts I use actual prostitutes
and with actual hookers shit like
>the young ones simply have their pick of clients
doesn't happen since pimps tend to keep them in line, at least in the country i'm from anyway.

this thread:
hello. i know r9k is the bastion of let down and sadness, let me add a cherry on top of that by saying don't visit prostitutes, that will be a let down as well.

you might as well just make a thread saying "kill yourself", because you aren't adding options and making anyone feel better, you're just taking them away and making us feel worse simultaneously.

congratso on your awesome thread and life!

>>26388062
Have fun never getting pussy, asshole.

I'm earning half a million a year and in a few years I'll be a doctor. I'll have a beautiful husband and children. How about you?

>>26388096
I'm kind of ugly. I'm in the military and fairly fit but I guess my face/braces is the deal breaker. Damn I'll just have to keep fucking sluts on tinder for free now :(

>>26388117
OP has provided 0 proof

For all we know, OP's a hairy guy giggling as he types out responses

>>26388124
as I said here >>26387820
Just kill yourself, roastie whore

>>26388117
I'm trying to help you avoid a humiliating experience. Why are you blaming me?

>>26388127
If you're fit and in the military we don't care about the braces. :)

Are you a virgin?

>>26387813
>, fat escorts because the young ones simply have their pick of clients.
how the hell does that survive as business model?

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>you will never be paid to have sex
>you will never live life on the tutorial mode known as "white woman"

>>26388142
i just told you why i'm blaming you: you removed an option.
the premise of this thread is negative because of that.

>>26388170
There are a lot of average clients and few hot, young escorts, anon.

>>26388141
like >>26388170
I really doubt this is true , it make zero business sense, you can't be successful by alienating the people most likely to use your service.
it's like having a McDonalds that only serves skinny people , it would go out of business really quickly .
everyone in this thread is waaay too gulible.

>>26388206
thats a load of horseshit, you don't use an escort if you are already attractive,

>>26388154
No. I have a list of 5/10 girls I can hit up for sex pretty much whenever u want to. You might be more attractive than the girls I fuck but 2 5s equals 10. So technically I fuck 10s every 2 times I get laid

>>26388187
But it was a negative option!

>>26388207
How does that not make sense? There are few hot escorts and a lot of clients, so those few get to pick the best clients. This always happens, anywhere.

>>26388222
>best clients
best of what? if a guy has to use an escort theres probably a reason for it.

>>26388170
I doubt there's a shortage of horny men with more money than sense so they can afford to be picky

>>26388219
Many men use escorts because they want easy, high quality sex without all the relationship stress. Or they want a mistress without the risk of her calling their wife.

Sometimes, when we're lucky, we get used as bribes for local politicians. That usually pays really well.

>>26388220
>I have a list of 5/10 girls I can hit up for sex pretty much whenever u want to
Sure you do buddy

>>26388142
Probably because you're denying the only option for some of us, which sounds like "aha~ if you're short and ugly you'll die a khv deal with it nerds" and we don't want to hear that the same way a hobo wouldn't want to hear some rich fag telling him about his parent's money.

Just go live your easy mode life and leave people living on nightmare mode alone, there's nothing you can do or say to help us.

>>26388233
Your head is full of stereotypes. Escort clients aren't necessarily trash: >>26388245

>>26388220
I don't think a guy with 2 ugly girls is as happy as a guy with a single hot one. :)

>>26388173
Seriously. How is this possible? How is life this shitty? I'm literally not even ugly or fat, and all I want is love, but I'm an introverted male so I get nothing. Why God, why?

>>26388272
Especially not one that has to brag about it on 4chan. I almost feel bad for this guy

>ywn pop a fat, unkempt, generally ugly virgin's cherry :(

>>26387813
Your story is full of holes, more than you. Obvious troll, go away and stop trying to bait gullible robots.

>>26388173
>Wanting to let yourself be used by multiple men for money
You do realize male prostitutes exist. Its just that most men are straight, refuse to out of pride and use prostitutes. That's why there's more of a business for women. You didn't have female pimps controlling men. And men were always the biggest suckers who will Fuck anything.
Since gay men were a minority it was just not as prominent. But if you are willing to have gay sex you could get paid just as much or more since there are probably less male escorts meaning bigger market for you.
Just out yourself out there as a bisexual prostitute. At best old female clients and homosexual clients will pay you to satisfy them sexually. Not bad eh? You have to be serious about it though. White men are in demand just as much as white women.

>>26388272
That's a good way to sell it I guess. Exactly how hot are you? Fuck maybe I do wanna pay for this shit
>>26388252
Okay I lied. Some of them are probably uglier than that but like I said I'm not the best looking guy so I'm not picky. At least I don't have to pay for it

>>26388289
>not ugly or fat
You might be one of the fews that might benefit from an escort. Just have sex with a nice girl a few times and you'll be confident enough to approach normal girls.

>>26388307
>full of holes
Lmao. Such as?

>>26388328
Fuck you, I don't want sex, I want love. And I didn't say I don't have confidence, I said I'm introverted.

>>26388324
>At least I don't have to pay for it
I think it doesnt really matter how you get it but it's how you react to it. Like if you're some redpill loser who thinks sex=self worth then, whether or not you had to pay for that sex, you're still a loser.

49 posts and still no proof

I bet this thread will get like 300 more posts too, which is the fucking sad thing about this board and how gullible it is

>>26388368
>I want love
Well you're not gonna find it here

>>26388371
I don't think it equals self worth. It just fills the gap of soul crushing loneliness I feel every day.

>>26388124
hahaha your parents will die, your children will die, you will die and your insignificant whore life will have made no difference to anybody

>>26388393
Get a cat or something dude. Or see a therapist

>>26388415
I will live an amazing life and you will live a shitty one. That's literally the only thing that matters.

>>26388368
What do you mean with introverted? You can't talk to girls?

I can suck your dick but I can't help with that. If you're a pussy you're on your own.

>>26388415
>your parents will die, your children will die, you will die and your insignificant [s]whore[/s] life will have made no difference to anybody
Literally everyone reading this thread dude

>>26388416
Cannot own pets in barracks
I do not believe in therapy

OP is correct and what a lot of people on the internet do not seem to understand, they think hookers can not reject them. They do all the time.

>>26388427
and ultimately it will have made no difference to anybody

OP is right. If you are ugly or weird, the hooker will still reject you and the one that takes you may not be very good exeperience.

>>26388416
People tend to frown when you fuck your cat.

Source: personal legal history.

>>26387813
Good to know thanks
If I ever get refused or humiliated by a whore who I paid for, then I'd really hit that bottom part and kill my self

>>26388222
you live a strange place, i know a few guys who run these businesses. The guys have their pick of who they see. Some girls. Most of the girls are on the same tier of attractiveness because as they get older they get replaced but not before stretching the truth as far as they can with makeup. so past mid 30s is where they are usually out. Guys also frequently swap out the girls from city to city so theres always new faces.

>>26388457
Well take up alcoholism or something idk. I swear the male suicide rate is higher than it is for women because of shit like this. If you dont wanna help yourself fine

>>26388484
Technically you havent paid yet. You might as well have been rejected by a girl on the street

>>26388344
Escorts wouldn't get many clients like you describe, and wouldn't talk about them in the way you do. I lost my virginity to an escort and would recommend it to anyone. Then again I'm not a fat smelly autist.

>>26388484
lol why wouldnt you just rape and kill the prostitute who rejects you? if you are killing yourself you should explore all other avenues first. dont quit until youve exhausted other means no?

>>26388458
Can confirm. It happened to me 5 weeks ago.
Currently in the process of settling my stuff before offing myself.

>mfw I still have 13 people on my list of people who deserve to have their knees broken
>mfw the cops have no idea I've already done it to 3 people

Taste the bat, Chad.

>>26388513
I would never have the courage to talk to a girl on street anyway. You clearly don't understand what real autism and being a real robot is

The thought that she might have seen 1000+ dicks and more alpha men then compare me to her other clients make me nervous

If $350 is mid range, what's up with the Vegas ads that offer $99 specials?
Is that $99 basically nothing?

>>26388497
>you live a strange place
Yeah, that place is called Earth. The few best people at the top ALWAYS get their pick. In love, sex and business.

>>26388253
>a straight white male thinks he's living "nightmare mode"
Kek

>>26388497
>guys who run these businesses
Nobody "runs" us. We're self employed. Pimps are a thing of the past and Third World.

>>26388542
>she might have seen 1000+ dicks
The average escort has 8-10 clients a day. The most attractive ones 5-6.
So getting to 1000 dicks is easy. 5-6 months should do.

>>26387813
>and medium range escort
so you re a prostitute?

This is the most enraging thing I've ever read
A fucking whore wants the privilege to choose her clients
Who the fuck you think you are?
Thank God it's b8

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It is typical for normals to tell robots to simply hire an escort/hooker, little do they realize that even in this context men have compete with each other, men have to step over each other just to get fucking scraps, like everything else in our society. what is a robot to do then?


Join the collective

>>26388515
>Then again I'm not a fat smelly autist.
Which does not disprove my story at all.

>>26388548
you misunderstood me i think.

clients have their pick because theres enough girls to go around. the "best" girls dont really "get their pick" in anything. they are shuttled around from different cities so they make no real connections to anyone and to introduce "new faces"

>>26388544
They're usually promotions from people who get paid by casinos to bring people there. Generally, 99$ for an escort is really low. You can expect a mexican 5/10 for that price.

High end escorts can ask 600-800$ an hour.
Really high end ones 3-4k.

>>26388567
>mutilated genitals at birth
>never touch another human being
>gay
>forced to wagelave for peanuts while subhuman animal sluts make "$4-5k a day"

>>26388575
hm im not sure how youre competing with well run businesses as self-employed craiglist style hookers. Its very easy to get caught if you dont know what youre doing online. good on you if you know about all that stuff and its working.

>>26388605
>they are shuttled around from different cities
What? Shuttled around? Where do you live? India? Mexico?

We're self employed. We could have just 1 client a week and make more than the average office employee.

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>>26387813
>(Hell, I've rejected a few myself.)
You're a heartless roastie, thanks for warning robots that you and your ilk have no soul.

What do prostitutes do when they get too old? You gonna just fuck off and retire on your mountain of whorebux? Got any investment tips?

>>26388577
Why shouldn't have the right to choose my clients?
>Who the fuck you think you are?
Right back at you.

>>26388631
nah im mostly talking about asian escorts but in the states. i guess its a different part of the same industry

>>26388654
Okay good luck finding a husband later with your extremely overused pussy

>>26388029
What about Manlets?

I'm 5'6 and I'm pretty positive none of your attractive friends would want anything to do with me. Regardless of my normal healthy weight, good hygiene, and decent amount of muscle.

> it's bait.

Probably

>>26388638
>You're a heartless roastie
You sound like you're holding back the tears

>>26388629
>craiglist style hookers
We started that way but then realized that it brings shitty and dangerous clients. A few of my friends have been robbed and raped.

Now we work only through word of mouth. Better, wealthier clients more than willing to pay 2k dollars for a full night with one of us (or 5k for two).
Since I have college, I usually only take 2-3 clients a week, but some of my friends are making bank.

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>>26388567
Yes, a short, ugly one with several chronic illnesses and whose life consists in working and spending half of his time at the hospital to stay alive. Let's try to find a witch that can transfer your mind inside my body. Seriously, try my life, anon.

You would kill yourself in less than 8 hours when the gerd and ulcers acts up and you puke mucus and blood, half of witch ends up in your lungs because the immunosuppresants induce extreme nausea and the megaesophagus sometimes induce spasm that close the upper esophagus. Sometimes I'm worried that the whole thing will just implode.

I would give anything to watch you try to survive in my shoes.

>>26388577
It is not b8 kid, in real life people can refuse service regardless of job.

>>26388638
>What do prostitutes do when they get too old?
The attractive ones have made enough money to live very well their whole life.

I make about 500k dollars a year and only spend 50k or so. Some of my friends make triple that. We can save and invest a lot.

In 3-4 years we will all retire with a few millions and live our lives.

>>26388718
I think they're upset because they realised that if even escorts can reject them, there's a chance they'll never get laid

TITS OR GTFO, roastie whore. you don't belong here
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26388703
try being a mixed ugly motherfucker with all fucking "meme illnesses" that you can have
People literally stare at me for no reason
The girls laugh at me, but my disturbed mind got numb

>>26388689
>extremely overused pussy
You mean well trained, right?
You know the vagina has muscles that get stronger with use, so that experienced girls have the tightest and best pussies, right?

You simply don't get loose unless you're into extreme dildos or something. It's a stereotype only virgins believe.

whats even the point of losing your virginity with a sex worker? i want sex because i want validation that im a human being that deserves some respect.

cant get that with an escort.

>>26388658
Most of those asian girls were tricked with fake job prospects or downright kidnapped from their homes. They will get raped and robbed for 10 years and then sent home broken and broke.

I hope you don't contribute to their abuse.

>>26388732
I know that, that is why it is important to tell them.

is this all in US? where can i find such people

>>26388723
i hate this world so much
you deserve to suffer, you need to be made to know what it's like for the rest of us

>>26388758
>i want sex because i want validation that im a human being that deserves some respect.
you do not live in a society that will give you that.

>>26388689
>thinking a sexy 26 year old female doctor living in a different city from the one she worked as a whore can't find herself an oblivious Chad husband.
Face it, buddy. She'll just pretend to be a virgin and he'll buy her a diamond 5 carats ring.

>>26388790
i know. its nice to dream though

>>26388809
then make the dream a reality

>>26388695
Not a problem at all. We're all around 5'5-5'4 anyway. :)

Just avoid the tall ones.

>>26387813
So 350$ for 1 hour or until the guy cums? Or always 1 hour?

>>26388501
So becoming an alcoholic is better than having sex? What?

>>26388798
I'm pretty sure half the guys reading this would jump at the chance to marry her and be a trophy husband if she was hot enough. Ngl if I was in my mid to late 20s and lonely I'd consider it

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>>26388752
>"meme illnesses"
My illnesses are not memetic in the least.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaesophagus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastroesophageal_reflux_disease
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crohn's_disease

People stare at me and laugh at me too since I'm an ugly turbomanlet who will die a khv.

No one in this solar system wants an ugly manlet bf that pukes and shits blood.

>>26388745
Lmao calm down. I'm sure you can find a 2/10 obese nigress willing to touch your weenie with a glove and a condom on. Provided it doesn't have too much dick cheese.

>>26388818
sure.

and ill play in the nhl too.

>>26388723
>0 investment tips
T-t-thanks.
>In 3-4 years we will all retire with a few millions and live our lives
How old are you now?
>>26388696
Do images not work on your phone?

>>26388786
This kind of loser mentality is why you're a loser, not me.
What's wrong with using my assets and skills to make money? I'm not stealing anything.

>>26388831
No but if you're trying to fill a void, using alcohol sounds less needy than sex. If someone says they feel broken and that's why they have a lot of sex you think some guy with mummy issues or something. And alcoholism is more traditional

>>26388835
Sorry anon, must be hard but don't give up

>>26388124
>I'm earning half a million a year and in a few years I'll be a doctor. I'll have a beautiful husband and children
This sounds like bullshit, timestamp your tits.

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>>26387813
>Since this place has helped me during my depressive phase in hs
When anons called you a whore, they weren't giving you career advice

>>26388631

B.. b.. but you are a whore, any self respecting adult male who catches wind of your career choices would stay the fuck away from you dating wise, how can you be this delusional.

>>26388826
1 hour tops. If the guy cums earlier, we can stay together for the full hour or he can go away earlier. But he still has to pay for the full hour.

A lot of inexperienced guys pay for 1 or 2 hours the first time they come to us and then cum in 2 minutes or can't get it up at all for the tension. Lol poor guys.

>>26388849
FUCK YOU ROASTIE WHORE! PROVE YOURE A DOCTOR.
i'll ask you an easy question, what causes a cell to be faster, when it has a high content of cholesterol and short FA tails? Why or why not?

>>26388864
>why you're a loser, not me.
you are a loser. not in the same way he is since women live life on easymode. But in relative terms you are compared to the rest of your kind.

>>26388884
Top fuckung kekittykek

I'm gonna dump porn if we don't get a timestamp

>>26388857
it is possible if enough of use come together and work at it.

>>26388833
Lol SHE wouln't consider YOU.

Nothing less than a 6 figure earning, 6'2'' tall perfect Chad for this used up whore.

>>26387813
>there are men out there who will get married to these women

I'm fine with this.

>>26388864
no, i'm a loser because my chromosomes are the wrong shape

>>26388219
I'm not on OPs side or anything but even I know a man's looks won't stop him from using an escort.

>>26388861
I'm 22.

As for investments, I don't know. We pay professionals for that. It's slow but safe.

>>26388898
That seems fair.

Good luck with your escorting. I know most guys here are jerks about it but I don't really see what's wrong with what you are doing. I would probably do the same in your position.

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>>26388884
best post in the thread, my familios

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Fuck OP, no timestamp and I'm no longer paying attention.

>>26388884
Actually keked irl.

Now my boss fired me and I'm also a whore. This place is cancer.

>>26388903
Relax bro
Not like women will ever accomplish something important
Even if she's a doctor, she'll be a mediocre ond

>>26388901
... He never said he was a doctor...

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>>26388953
>whiteknighting a prostitute
Wew lad

>>26388953
literal cuckold
cut your balls off

>>26388918
eh no. thats not gonna happen.

>>26388886
>how can you be this delusional.
You think we go around using our real names and working in the city we live in?

We don't even have internet ads. We get clients through word of mouth and dress normally. If you saw me you'd think I was a regular college girl.

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>>26388956
How much anon? You do anal right, you little buttcunt.

>>26388959
she isn't a doctor. she hasn't even answered my question about cellular mobility

>>26388920
My point was that I dont think she has to worry about not finding someone. If she's hot enough to turn down guys who wanna pay her for sex then she can find a husband easy.

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>>26388983
So post a timestamp you liar.

>>26388967
>>26388972

Sorry but I don't have any hate for anyone in this world other than myself:)

>>26388963
she said she would be one soon, it's an easy question even first year bio students can answer

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>>26388427
that hurt you disgusting roastie

>>26388977
then what are you going to do?

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>>26388987
You're retarded son, no woman is going to stay long with someone who makes less than her.

>>26388901
I'm not a doctor yet. I'm in college. I will be in 4-5 years, I hope.

>>26388903
How am I a loser?
Losers are not people who don't live according to your rules. They're people that don't get what they want. It's as simple as that.
I have everthing I want. How am I a loser?

>>26389004
i dunno. hanging myself seems very likely.

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>>26388994
Sounds exactly like something a cuck with no respect would say.

>>26388953
Thanks. It's nice to see a honest guy among all these bitter, virgin hypocrites. :)

>>26389022
if you are going to kill yourself why not take the risk anyway?

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>>26389016
>They're people that don't get what they want. It's as simple as that.
Then why are cucks losers? They want to be cucks.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

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>>26388866
If I start drinking heavily I'll probably just end up doing both
Maybe if I kill enough of my brain cells I'll finally have the balls to kill myself

>>26389026
its pretty childish to be upset that pretty people have better lives. that was always the case and will always be the case.

so whats the point of being upset about it. i dont get mad at the tide

>>26389016
How do you know you will be a doctor? Even if you're in college, you should be able to answer it easily considering it's first semester bio for first year

>>26389016
>They're people that don't get what they want.
I seriously doubt you hold other people to that standard.

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>>26389040
>implying i do polls

>>26388984
Y-yes, master. I need rent. ;_;

>>26389007
Oh yeah bc trophy husbands arent a thing. Idk why I thought someone who used "Chad" unironically would know what theyre talking about

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>>26389044
It has nothing to do with that
>d-d-don't mind these mean old j-j-jerks
Just end it son.

>>26389002
>disgusting
Come on, you know you'd drool and blush if she talked to you.
And you'd listen to her cunt problems all night long for months.
And you'd buy her food and flowers to show her what a nice bf prospect you are.
And you'd lick the cum our of her cunt if she asked you to.

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>>26389061
They aren't, they just cycle through boytoys women have even less need for a trophy partner since they carry the kids.

>>26389044
I'm ugly and I earn SEVEN figures
Suck my dick

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>>26389052
That's a good little buttslut! Go get the carrots and butter.

>>26389045
We clearly don't study the same subjects.

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>>26389082
>implying
What's your job ? Professional e-statter?

>>26389034
seems like a lot of work honestly.

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>>26388868
I'm not giving up until my parents die, but I'm pretty sure I'll die before them anyway since all this stuff has a high chance of ending in cancer.

Bottom line, if you have a tiny chance of making it you have to try for those of us whose standard of "making it" means living another year.

The ironic thing is that if I was a grill I would have no problem getting a bf (all the grills patients I know at the hospital and support groups have Chad bfs).

>>26389072
i will man=)
>>26389082
thats great! hope you buy something cool with it and find happiness

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>tfw strong girls
pretty good feel

>>26389107
ok, can you at least do one tiny thing for me?

>>26389081
girl on the left is genetically superior the others should be sterilized or humanely disposed of

>>26389046
But that's the definition of the word "loser", anon. Someone who does not get what they want.

These are the guys that get rejected
http://efukt.com/20919_1st_Blowjob_-_FEELS_GOOD_MAN.html

>>26389105
Nothing less than CEO kid

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>>26389116
>even crazy chicks get dicked by chad
Is nothing sacred?

>>26389091
I'd prefer your dick. :3

>>26388723
Have fun thinking about the all the time you spent letting people treat you like a object while you are counting down the days to the end of your life.
Its probably because you're american but you do realize there is a very high chance you will become a rich miserable young retiree with no purpose in this world right?

>>26389121
ok what? is it take a nap?

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>>26389128
Nice brah, make me the vice-CEO

>>26389128
Imagine working for a company and found out your boss went on /r9k/. They'd lose all the respect

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>>26389152
We have to get you rdy for that bb ;)

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>>26389125
You goin' ham on short chicks!

>>26389154
They're treating her like an object while she's treating them like a source of income. Seems like a fair trade off. I'd rather get paid to have sex with people than being stuck in some cubicle

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>>26389166
>implying I wouldn't ask for time off to shitpost on 4chan
He'd understand the need for memes

>>26389154
>all the time you spent letting people treat you like a object
You robots have a very stereotyped view of high-end escorting.
All my encounters are with wealthy, polite men who value my services because they know that educated, young, attractive girls are rare and precious. After the sex we often chit chat.

>while you are counting down the days to the end of your life.
You mean when I'm 95 years old in my mansion, surrounded by my children and grandchildren?

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>>26389184
>i have no dignity
Get your boy pussy ready for me pls ^_^

>actually believing this slut makes millions

Let me guess, you're a really busy "sugar baby" in the UK and your prostitution pays for tuition at best.

>>26389194
>an when I'm 95 years old in my mansion, surrounded by my children and grandchildren?
That's exactly what i mean.
Have fun.

>>26389194
Will you tell your future husband about your escorting days? And all the men you've slept with?

>>26389188
Yeah but describe 4chan to your coworkers and see how many of them would go "haha cool". You'd get called a neckbeard loser and it would probably be the truth. Now imagine that loser as the head of a company making deals and shit

whats the difference between taking dick for money and slaving away at a shitty minimum wage job?

WHAT IS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE. YOU ARE SELLING YOUR. IF YOU ESCORT AT LEAST YOU GET PAID WELL

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>>26389194
Which rappers old crib will you be buying?

>>26389175
Just spit on my boicunt and hop on.
It's not my first rodeo.

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>>26389222
They'd kiss ass so hard it'd make your head spin.

>>26389078
I'm not even a dude, don't have to worry about that, she's just despicable.

a despicable troll

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>>26389228
I already have boy pussy for myself, fido gets your bunghole love tunnel =)

teach me how to sell my boypussy for 500,000 US dollars per yer

>>26387813
Fucking whore. That is a bullshitbprice just for pretend having an orgams trough penis insertion in your vagina

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>>26389244
I like this thread though, it's been fun.

>>26389157
can you
meditate on this symbol
>>26388592
I've been having non stop persistent dreams about it. I've been pondering about these weird dreams, and what they mean. I think they are a sign, a sign that our kind have to create our own future.
May bey if there is a deeper and possibly supernatural meaning to it and you focus on it you can start seeing what I am seeing

>>26389215
350 an hour.
5 clients a day = 1,750$ a day.
22 working days = 38,500$ a month.
12 months = 462,000$ a year.

And that's not counting the guys who pay her 2k for a night, and the threesomes, and the extra she surely asks for anal and getting pissed on etc.

Wouldn't be surprised if she earned 800k a year.

>>26389261
This
In my country you can fuck pornstars (literal pornstars, no joke) for 2 hours+ for 75$+ (converted)

>>26387813
Well, if you are not trolling by the shit you just wrote I find your life even more pathetic than a common robot here.

Imagine a young girl fucking for money while studying that will be emotionally dead inside in a few years while your looks fading away blogging stupid shit down with a motive to fill your worthless hole in your soul on anime board full of autistic loners. I hope you at least have a direction in life and is going to apply that college degree or else all that fucking would be for nothing but stretching your hole that will give good information about your life to future partners if you even want to find a worthwhile one.

"Oh yes, I spent my youth fucking guys for money while studying a worthless piece of paper, I am objectively better than you" Give me a break with your "caring about anons depression problems" attitude because we both know its not true.

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>>26389253
If you're a virgin I'd try selling it to a shiek.

>>26389261
>>26389282
They will even french kiss you

>>26389221
Lol no.
A girl's gotta have her secrets. ;)

>>26389102
You obviously need to take biology in order to get into med school. Here's another easy question, what are the bonds between nucleotides, and what makes uracil different from thymine?
It's a really basic question, I'm sure you've taken cellular biology

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>>26389261
What's the fair market value for fake orgasms?

>>26387813
Bullshit. Go see an independent escort rather than a brothel, which seems to be what OP is describing. I'm slightly overweight and have a beer belly, but I've fucked 23 escorts all under the age of 30. $350 for an hour is also bullshit - if you're paying that much you're a sucker.

>>26389216
I will. Thanks. :)

>>26389223
Indeed. I made the same reasoning.

>>26389116
What medications are you taking? You shouldn't still be on immunos that make you vomit. You need to talk to your doctor about humira. I know I sounded like a commercial just now, but it's a miracle drug and there are programs to get it cheap/free.

>>26389292
of course i'm a virgin
how much money could i realistically make with my virgin boi pussi

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>>26389310
is this inthe uS or yurope?

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>>26389321
If you don't mind being fisted and defecated on probably 50-100grand.

>>26389282
>you can fuck pornstars (literal pornstars, no joke) for 2 hours+ for 75$
Where the fuck do you live? The worst czech slums?
Those girls that sucked Rocco's dick aren't pornstars, m8. Just sluts.

>>26388007
>You seem the kind of arrogant jerk that waltzes in and is dumbfounded when all the girls younger than 50 and lighter than 250 pounds reject him.

Why would anyone use a brothel? Just go on backpage or adultwork and get an indpendent.

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>>26389319
Are those "programs" tyrone behind the dumpster?

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>>26387813
Tell me again why should I care about women?

>>26389324
lol cheerleader effect is strong there

>>26389295
Bait. No way in the information age can anything be kept secret.

>>26389277
Is she paying you to shill for her? You're an e-cuck and that's the worst kind.

>>26389277
Anal is 200$ extra because I don't like it.

I don't do watersports unless the guy really insists and it will cost him 500$ extra.

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>>26388007
>all this mad for no reason

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>>26389358
Never heard of it, elaborate.

>>26389347
Brazil
Literal pornstars
LITERAL
You know Soraya Carioca? Really famous pornstar with over 500 movies
And you can fuck her for 2 hours for 64$ (converted)
She gives french kisses and does anal kek

>>26389288
>emotionally dead inside
We can separate between sex and love. I assure you, we're far from broken inside. :)

We know what we're getting ourselves into, so there's no problem. I see a lot more depressed regular girls that depressed escorts. It's being tricked into giving your body to some jerk that doesn't really love you that makes you emotionally dead.

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If the hooking market was as strong as OP claims then instagram whores wouldn't be putting out for shieks to get literally shit on.

>>26389383
average/ugly women looking good because they are all together, it is over as soon as you focus on one of their faces

>>26389293
>wanting to french kiss a 75$ whore...

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>>26389391
Most pornstars in the US supplement their income by hooking as well.

>>26389416
But they are expensive as fuck there
I heard Lisa Ann was 1000$
that shit is ridiculous

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>>26389409
It should be called the harem effect honestly.

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>Implying that any of this matters since in the end you're going to be eaten by Tyranids

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>>26389426
I didn't know the actual prices.

>>26389435
>Implying I can't defeat them

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>>26389435
>Implying this matters when my soul will return to the emprah

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>>26389459
The Big E watches out for all his children.

>>26389299
>what are the bonds between nucleotides
Phosphodiester bonds.

>what makes uracil different from thymine?
Thymine has a hydrophobic methyl group.

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There's so many whores on tumblr et al you'd think the hooking market would be saturated.

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I wonder if whores nowadays overbook because they're selling ass on too many different websites.

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>>26389459
>>26389443
>Implying that your emperor isn't dead human

Submit to the greater good, all i'm sayin'.

>>26389359
We don't use our real names, work in different cities, don't give away our social media contacts (only a phone number we only use for work) and don't let ourselves be filmed or photographed.

I've been doing it for 2 years and no one found out. I assure you, it's very possible.

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>still no timestamp
RIP the date

>>26389223
a clean conscience and the respect of your loved ones is worth more than a few extra bucks.

OP will eventually learn that even with all her piles of money, she still can't afford a husband who isn't a cuckold fetishist.

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>>26389502
>implying commisars won't literally fuck your brains out

>>26388620
how do i into getting a gay boyfriend

im basically prison gay, im 25 kv

i just want to cuddle ane watch anime with something

>>26388777
>Most of those asian girls were tricked with fake job prospects or downright kidnapped from their homes. They will get raped and robbed for 10 years and then sent home broken and broke.
>I hope you don't contribute to their abuse.

Why should I care? Women deserve to be raped and abused. I'm happy to contribute to their suffering for all the women who have rejected and laughed at me - they can be in living Hell and I would be glad.

>>26389310
Slighty overweight is one thing. Being hideous is another.
Also, you probably fucked average chicks. The hot ones are pricey.

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>that feel when not even paid whores will want your virgin dick

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>>26389527
This is just a troll/humblebrag thread you tard.

>>26389479
You finally answered, but it took you 10 minutes of googling lel.
Here's another one, what component of a snRNP causes it to be catalytic? answer faster, roastie

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This bitch looks so depressed about her boobs.

>>26389391
>You know Soraya Carioca?
I'm ashamed to say I didn't.

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>>26389391
>Brazil
As expected. Third World pussy is cheap.

>>26389363
It's basic math, buddy.

>>26389506
watch someone will hide a camera and catch you

>>26389592
>Implying you can be a robot if you don't live in a Third World country

If you're a virgin you're probably going to last 30 seconds or not even get a hard on.

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>>26389574
Sounds like a tranny 2bh

>>26389564
Anon, I have to answer to like 20 people and I'm not here to have an exam. I already humored you enough.

gtfo, filthy harlot. Jack the ripper did nothing wrong.

>>26389564
probably wasnt even the op anyway,
this was the snurps right with splicing? I literally got a degree in biochem and cant remember shit about it now, spent a whole class on gene expression

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>>26389607
>implying people in favelas aren't huge whores

>>26389594
We work in rented apartments. No one is going to plant cameras.

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>>26389535
>implying they can

Tau are soon going to be the force not even Grey Knights will be able to defeat, mark my words.
inb4 > uhh titans... duh
A few of Pic related will destroy just aboit any titan, besides the Hugeass bigass ships are still stuck in Warp.

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>>26389618
And not even one timestamp T_T

I'm totally not saging

>>26389527
My conscience is clean and my loved ones love me. :)

They think my money comes all from my investments.

>>26389618
You obviously don't know any biology. Fuck off arts major roastie
>>26389626
yep

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>>26389648
I have faith in the holy emprah, no mere weapon can stand up to that.

>>26389538
idk senpai i wouldn't be here if I knew

>>26388124
No man with self respect would ever marry a used up harlot.

>>26389543
>Slighty overweight is one thing. Being hideous is another.

I'm 6'1", 260lbs. I'm not hideous but I am overweight.

>Also, you probably fucked average chicks. The hot ones are pricey.

The most I ever paid was $260 for an hour with a literal 9/10 (that was to lose my virginity, I normally fuck 7/10s which are about $150-200 an hour). Blonde, pale skin, blue eyes, f-cup breasts, 5'9", wide hips, slim.

>>26389630
they are, and that just makes you even more robot-ish if you manage to be a kv here (I am)

>>26389542
E-Elliot?
Is that you? ;_;

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>>26389670
This is why the Space Marines will get destroyed by Ion Cannons.

>>26389678
are you in europe or us?i
is backpages legit? seems sketchy

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>>26389680
>implying you're not that way because you turned down the nice 14 year old prostitute next door

>>26389592
>It's basic math, buddy.

You're a massive cuck for bothering though and a retard for believing any of it.

>>26389703
>implying women are not disgusted by me

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>>26389690
Low-warp manipulating scum shouldn't besmirch his holiness with their trivial prattling.

>>26389651
As I said, I don't spread my pics. I'm very careful.

I've seen that /b/ thread where that girl admitted to having sex with a dog and was found out in like 2 hours. Name, address, etc.
Not taking any chances.

>>26389666
I know quite a bit about biology, anon. Why are you so mad? :3

>>26389626
It was really me.

>>26388437
Not a surprise a subhuman whose job is it to take the phallus all day can comprehend deeper feelings.

>>26389184
>I'd rather get paid to have sex with people than being stuck in some cubicle

I'd much rather sit at a cubicle than fuck strangers. You're just a degenerate.

>>26389572
I want to fuck that giraffe ass neck though.

>>26389676
We've already been over this. You and all the robots here would lick her shit if it meant you could marry her. Even when she's 35.
Let's not pretend you have standards or pride.

>>26389175

>Outtie belly button
>Freckles
>Pink nipples

I love her so much ;_;

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>>26387813
>If you're fat, unkempt and generally ugly, you'll be directed towards the middle aged, fat escorts because the young ones simply have their pick of clients.
my face when even literal whores want Chad

my face when victory is beyond my reach in even the lowest dreg-heaps of society

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>>26389723
I'd imagine hookers in favelas have no standards.
>>26389731
>As I said, I don't spread my pics. I'm very careful.
Hand, bra, stomach anything.
>I've seen that /b/ thread where that girl admitted to having sex with a dog and was found out in like 2 hours.
You're computer illiterate? As long as your id card or something ridiculous isn't in the photo you can't be doxxed. 4chan nukes exif

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>>26389725
Fanatics who only fight for the Emperor should just get blown up by Necrons.

>>26389739
>deeper feelings
CCCCCCCRAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>26389694
>Soraya Carioca

UK

Blatant prostitution is legal in most of Europe (including here), but I have fucked escorts in the US - they don't sell sex, they sell their time; there is no explicit money for sex involved so it's legal. Adultwork is legit.

>>26388533
Most whores are not missed anyways. They disappear like homeless people and no one gives a shit until you go full jack the ripper mode

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>>26389759
I heard outies are a sign of stomach muscle weakness.
>>26389763
OP said they were a high dollar whore, if true you're not going for that price range to begin with.

>>26388956
Just suck off your boss and you can keep your job and remain a colloquial whore as well

>>26389767
>you can't be doxxed
Yeah, no. I've seen girls hiding their faces and still being doxxed in a few minutes. Not taking chances.

>>26389756
Listen reddit normie, you're highly confused, and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since you probably started browsing yesterday. We can acknowledge that we are the scum of the earth, but we still have standards and dignity. That's why everyone hates us.

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>>26389770
>so many enemies
>empire still holding on
Could you ever doubt his holiness?

>>26389808
>colloquial whore
That sounds nice.

Also, this thread has broken the 300 replies limit.

can you guys stop dumping ugly sluts plz?
thanks pham

>>26389814
>everyone hates us
THESE WOUUUUUNDS THEY WIIIIIILL NOT HEAAAAAAL

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>>26389811
You're computer illiterate, or a liar, there's a whole board dedicated to camwhores and most of them don't get doxxed unless they do something retarded like repost a pic from their tumblr.

My guess is you're just lying.

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>>26389837
We kingz nao?

>>26389782
interesting, whats a good price range then, rather not get robbed

>>26389811
No, you stupid bitch. You saw people get ID'd by a familiar environment due to so much cam-whoring. Unless you've done a lot of fucking cam-whoring (I'm sure of it), you won't be ID'd

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>>26389849
No, absolute, positively, without a doubt, not.

>>26389779
Nah deeper feelings than thinking about the phallus each second of your waketime, mrs meatflabs.

>>26389862
You're not going to convince me. If millionaire businessmen can't persuade me to do stuff I don't want, surely you can't. :3

>>26389831
>Tell that to Tyranids lad
Tau reppeled a hive fleet with 60 battlesuit squads.
>meanwhile baptists brawling with a fleet and cant win.

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>>26389901
10$ for everything
t. police

>>26389904
What are EXIF datas?

>>26389662
If it's clean then why won't you tell your future husband about it?

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>>26389918
Goodbye liar.
>>26389923
They're endgame man, like the literal representation of entropy. Haven't they already consumed their own galaxy?

>>26389609
Like when that Vitaly guy did Bang Bus

>>26389943
Nothing that has anything to do with who you are. Stupid bitch.

>>26389901
150 GBP (pounds, not good boy points) for an hour is the absolute maximum I would pay for an 8/10, if she is seriously model material then 200 GBP max, assuming you're in a major city. Some random town you can fuck a decent looking escort for 100 an hour.

>>26389756
you dont know me, wightknight faggot. Just because you are a degenerate who apparently is into scat fetish, does not mean i am.

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>>26389943
EXIF is metadata stored in a picture about the picture
>>26389956
he wasn't a virgin though

>>26389950
Because men have unrealistic, hypocritical standards when it comes to women sexual purity.

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>>26389970
I'm surprised paid whores can compete with regular sluts in britain.

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>>26389319
I'm on remicade (infliximab), imuran & pentasa. The nausea was manageable but now that my megaesophagus +gerd is acting up I can't. Don't worry I have an appointment with my gastroenterologist on monday.

I wish I had a functional body.

Were you in my thread yesterday? >>26369882

>>26389969
Anon, insulting women on the internet isn't going to make you any less of a virgin. :)

>>26390001
You don't tell your loved ones either for that matter.

Why not?

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>>26390001
Whores are more likely to cut and run, there's a reason men don't like em for marriage.

>>26389814
How'd you know I was a reddit normie?

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>>26390020
Hope it goes well man.

>>26387813
So do how much does size matter to you?

>>26389976
Well no but it was his first time with a girl

>>26390033
My father is a man, and thus has unrealistic, hypocritical standards.
My mom and sis will surely understand me, but my family would be divided.

>>26390004
>I'm surprised paid whores can compete with regular sluts in britain.

I wouldn't know. I'm 27 and I haven't asked a girl on a date since I was 12 (and got horribly rejected, laughed at, and publicly humiliated) - I can't take rejection from a girl so only fuck escorts.

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>>26390040
Everyone is.
t. perfect robot and supreme gentleperson
Also you're a fag.