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Good evening, ladies and supreme gentlemen! How you doing tonight, you good? I was talking to this wagecuck earlier and he asked me, "Do you have to be so damn smug all the time?" So I told him, "Make sure you buff my car after you've finished washing it, if it's not spotless I'm calling your manager."

>Why did the femanon set off tear gas in the elevator?
She wanted to be choked while she was going down.

>There's been a massive rise in the construction of wagecuck recovery centres recently...
They're calling them "retirement communities."

So I was babysitting my 8 year old nephew today and he asked me if I wanted to play cops and robbers with him; I was supposed to dress up as the policeman. I told him if I wanted to pretend to have authority and look like a dick at the same time, I'd apply to be a mod on 4chan.

>Have you heard the one about being a wagecuck?
Never mind, it's too time consuming.

>What do you call a girl that posts on 4chan?
A hideous, self-pitying, narcissistic slut with a suffocating need for attention that should get off my board immediately.

>Why did the janny have 4 large pizzas, 6 bags of Doritos and 2 liters of mountain dew for dinner?
Because he wasn't particularly hungry.

>I recently bought some wagecuck picture frames out of Home Depot...
They have this cool function where they hang themselves so you don't have to.

>What do you call a robot eating cake by himself in a poorly lit room?
The birthday boy.

Order yourselves a drink, let's have a late one, it is Monday after all! Oh, sorry, wagecucks, how insensitive of me...
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>>26347205
>you act like a schizophrenic unironically

kk kid fuck off it may have been cute when you were a kid but you're a grown adult now
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>>26347205
I desperately wanna tell you to fuck off, but your shitposting is just too damn creative.
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>>26347205
this guy's goin' places!
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>>26347205
8/9
>What do you call a girl that posts on 4chan
leaves something to be desired
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This fac when feeling fine and comfy
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>>26347205
>I told him if I wanted to pretend to have authority and look like a dick at the same time, I'd apply to be a mod on 4chan.

Fucking savage

If I was a mod that did it for free I'd permaban you for that, lest becoming a bigger cuck each minute this burn is still up
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>>26347205
Best thread on the board
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I swear to fucking Christ, I'm gonna bash your skull in when I'm done with Cebruz.
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>>26347205
WAGESLAVES ON SUICIDE WATCH

LUL
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>mfw wagecucks won't accept them not allowed here
>mfw wagecucks are living in the nile
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This anon is the breath of life to this board.
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>>26347205
I appreciate you for taking the time to make these threads, they are at least somewhat more creative than the standard wagecuck threads.

That said these posts are probably the only thing you will ever accomplish, how sad is it that your entire life amounts to nothing more than a few posts on an anonymous image board?
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>>26347920
>WRONG, IT'S ONLY POSSIBLE TO BE HAPPY WHEN YOU HAVE MORTGAGE, DEBT AND INSURANCE. I GO TO CLUBS EVERY WEEKEND, GET BLACK OUT DRUNK AND FUCK A USED GOODS THRASH WHORE, YOU'RE A LOSER BECAUSE YOU DON'T, l BET NO WOMAN WILL EVER WANT YOU, LOSER!
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>>26347920
Breaktimes up, back to work or I'm calling your manager, wagie
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>>26347205
This made me laugh.
By the way, I saw a wagecuck the other day. He asked me where I work. I replied to him that I'm enjoying my permanent vacation. He said, "Your permanent WHAT?"
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>>26347254
>>26347507
You seem a little tense tonight, wagies. Did you not spend your day relaxing and having fun too?

>How do you get a wagecuck onto a bus?
Start paying him enough for bus fare.

>Did you hear about the wagecuck who loved his job?
Neither did I.

>>26347920
>I appreciate you for taking the time to make these threads
Thanks, wagie! And I appreciate you for giving me the material for these threads! Not to mention paying my rent.
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Visiting normie here.

It kinda concerns me that some of you guys actually believe that you're better off being a NEET. Things are nowhere near as bad as you caricature them as.

Unless you work an unskilled job and get into debt (don't do that), it's much better to just be normal.

I can quit my job any time I like and take the money I've saved up and go anywhere, do anything. I have way more freedom than a NEET, because I can easily opt-out of my life and become a NEET at any time, can you opt out of the NEET life at any time?

If you're happy I'm happy for you, but its not a life I would choose.
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>>26348282
get a load a' this guy
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>>26348344

>can't opt-out of the NEET life like I can opt out of the wagie life
>"get a load a' this guy"
>cries a little
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>>26347205
>Have you heard the one about being a wagecuck?
>Never mind, it's too time consuming.

MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>26348282
>Things are nowhere near as bad as you caricature them as.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPFTJPT9ZpU
G E T A L O A D
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>>26348693

>works two unskilled jobs
>unskilled jobs

If you had read my post you would see that I wasn't talking about people who are completely worthless.
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>>26349183
>people who are completely worthless.
So you mean the bottom 50% of the people?
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NEET are the ubermensch

they didn't call him NEETTzsche for nothin
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>>26347205
I love you op, never change
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>>26348693
>3 jobs
>3 FUCKING JOBS
jesus christ this isn't even wagecuckery this is just straight up slavery, you can't win in this life, if you want to be a NEET you have to have crippling mental/physical disability otherwise you have to fake it and risk getting fucked in prison for a quarter of your life.

Just fuck dude, I'm wasting my youth at work while going to college because I don't want to be stuck in shitty retail forever, I applied for welfare 12 times but kept getting rejected. FUck man I imagine in the nearest future people are gonna be working 80 hour work weeks and still would barely feed themselves.
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>>26349245
t.b.h. those 50% should really just kill themselves. We don't need all these useless people anyway.
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>>26349559
I agree but im not an edgelord so letting them rot is not an option.
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>>26348177
>continuously BTFOs wagecucks
>gets dubs
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>>26349559
>We don't need all these useless people anyway
And what do you do with your life that's so much more productive to society?
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>>26347205

Got any boomer jokes NEET?
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>>26350331
Boomer as in baby boomer?
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>>26350449

Indeed

this comment wont be original, I won't even try.
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the NEET life isn't all it's cracked up to be familia

t. NEET
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>>26350516
Interesting idea, anon. I also don't care for them.

I'll work some boomer jokes into tomorrow's show just for you.
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>>26350605
Nice try wagecuck, we see through your lies.
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>>26350605
Have you really got time to be making anti NEET propoganda? Mr Shekkelstein wants you in early tomorrow.
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>>26347205
>A hideous, self-pitying, narcissistic slut with a suffocating need for attention that should get off my board immediately.
lmao @ the self-entitlement coming from this manchild. holy fuck what a prime example of a complete failure of a male specimen.

do you sperg all over your mom when she doesn't cook your tendies right? bonus question: how many times have you masturbated today?
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I've been both. To be honest, I'm happier being in society. Neetdom always made me feel lonely and unsatisfied. I'd get anxious if I wasn't working toward something.

Im in my third year of college now with an apartment and a car and it is nice. Sure, getting up at 8am isn't pleasant but part of me enjoys it.
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>>26347205
MODS BTFO
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>>26350762
#TRIGGERED
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>>26350762
Get a load of this toasty roastie.
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>>26350762
Anyone got any caps from NEET comedian's femanon threads to thoroughly toast this roastie?
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thank god i make 80k per year and get to work from home most days. really only go to the office about twice a week for a faster connection to the private network (VPN access to the visual database is slow as fuck).

i basically live like a NEET + have my own downtown condo and fuck bitches/party on the weekends. you kids need to learn to move up in life.
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>>26347205
>tfw wagie but these are actually pretty good

Good stuff anon
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ROASTIES BTFO

MODS BTFO

WAGEKEKIES BTFO
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>>26350762

HAHAHAH

ROASTIE FUCKING TRIGGERED HARD
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And next up, the dastardly doc.

>>26351022

>>26351022

>>26351022
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>>26350762
This shows that the jokes are not only funny but also important.
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>>26347205
Thank you so much for making these threads anon. They put a smile on my face at the end of the day.
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>>26350605
>t. NEET
Reminds me of
>Im a guy btw
You're fooling no one, slave
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>>26350762
ROASTIES ON SUICIDE
WATCH
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Why hello there fellow NEETS Whos that? A wagecuck? Well well hi there, are you sure Mr. Goldsteen will allow you to surf the internet?

You better fill up on that second batch of coffee
Be careful though, we have some NEETS on the inside >>26350997

What's that? Why am I warning you?

Because you see I pitty you, I live the life you wish you lived. Free time, free money and everything you ever wanted.

Huh? Oh yes dear I'm coming! Sorry wagecuck my sweetie is calling me for lunch. I made home made cottage pie today for us. She loves it, it's one of her favourite dishes back in England. She's a vintage model you know. She has the london look.

Anyways, be careful wagecuck. Visual test every coffee!
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My latest haiku I have been working on

Wagecuck crying alone
NEET life he wants to live
Now balding from stress
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>>26352250
Very nice very nice

Allow me


Worktime for wagecuck
Stuck in traffic for an hour
Please no dock my pay
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Hey Wagies why are you falling over yourselves trying to get out of the club? Don't feel so ashamed. Come back and have a drink!
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>>26350605
>Wagekek
>In a Porsch
What are you doing dreaming on Mr. Shekkelstein's time, Wagie? Tick tock.
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>>26348177

S A V A G E A F
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The NEET's are comfy
Wageslave is working for Jews
While NEET's fuck his wife
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