dude, that's the last straw. i give up on girls. pic related

it'd be cool if you guys could post more pic like the OP btw. my mind is just... i always thought personality mattered.

Maybe try by saying something other than "Hi" with some faggy little emoji

>>26338680
those are messages to him, not from

he made a blank profile with a few photos of a male model and got a shitload of messages

"You have such kind eyes"
Your material sucks dick

>>26338652
Fuck you, OP. Show the other pic. The one where this guy's location is in NEW YORK CITY

No shit. An attractive dude is going to get 9 messages in a city of 12+million.

You've got a shit attitude and are just looking for an excuse.

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The dude in the picture isnt even that bad looking. Guys on tinder have a reputation for just wanting one night stands, but most women want more. "You have such kind eyes"?? Wtf kind of sleezy message is that?? It has nothing to do with you not being a 10/10 chad, its that you're desperate and everyone can see it.

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>>26338704
>>26338697
Oh fuck. Sorry op my nigga.....

>>26338715
I think pic related is not OP's profile, it's a Chad profile showing how easy it is for Chad to get a lot of girls messaging first.

>>26338652
>so what should i focus on now? i already lift, have a job, and am in school, but what now? i feel like im doing all of this is for a wife and family but i dont want any of that anymore.
You lost the second you staked the purpose of your life in obtaining a person for what ever reason.

>tfw I used to be more attractive, but girls would get turned off from talking to me for more than a minute because of how neurotic I am.

>>26338715
you stupid sperg its the whores msging fake chad, not the other way around

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>>26338652
for the people who are too retarded, his face is in top right of the pic. and it is not me.

>>26338707
>shit attitude
hmm, i wonder why
>excuse
for what?

>>26338783
everything we do is show off and impress a mate for natural reasons and creating a family? am i wrong? this is what weve been taught in america since the day we were born.


>you are useless to society if you can't get a bf/gf or have kids

>>26338869
>this is what weve been taught in america since the day we were born.
I never said I was american.

>>26338715
Wow, check your autism dude. Those are RECEIVED messages.

I'm making an experimental profile right now but I'm too scared to use my own photos.

>>26338888
i didnt say u was

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>>26338945
Shit you're right.
I am though.

Let's join the muhjahadiin.

>>26338976
fuck no now post more pictures like i aasked u guys to do in the second post of the thread

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>>26339019
Why you have to be a square?
Just join ISIS with me. Stop buggin.

>>26338869
what a disgusting nation
holy shit

>girls prefer attractive guys to unattractive guys

stop the fucking presses

>>26338850
Yeah, claiming to give up on women because an attractive dude got 9 messages in an absolutely huge city is a shit attitude and excuse.

>>26339086
>girls prefer attractive guys they know nothing about to unattractive guys who are interesting or similar to them

ftfy, that's what OP's experiment had shown

>>26339100
>unattractive guys
>interesting

good one

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pic related tee bh

kill me now

>>26339162
>Tfw no animal prize

these girls aren't bots?

>>26339162
This nigga took the redpill. He's probably in a cave in Nepal now, reaching enlightenment.

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>>26339200
girls can't be robots

even girls with Down syndrome find mates

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>>26339162

I don't have a checklist of things I do. I like improving myself because I'm not a mongloid. Girls just come naturally once they see that. Trust me brah, just b urself.

>tfw not looking forward to valentines day because gf wants to eat at a restaurant and I just want to stay home

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>>26338676
good looking = good personality

see pic

>>26339344
tell me that's not a picture of yourself anon

>>26339344
>>26339408
I can't wait for a reply but I'm assuming it is in which case you can go straight to hell. Get the fuck out.

>>26339408
>>26339545
even if that's not anon, pic related is a socially inept virgin or something.

Cool story phaggot. 9202774190. Call me. Your barking up the wrong tree cupcake.

>>26339408
Its some guy from a website dedicated to hating women as opposed to this boards informal policy of it

hes attractive but hes still a virgin by choice

>>26339088
look, most dudes NEVER has girls replying to them first. maybe one or two fat ones, probably a bot. but not as many as he has. have you not seen our tinder threads? we are usually racking our brians over how to start, what to say next, how not to fuck it up etc etc.

stop trying to downplay how great it is be a chad, fucking roastie.

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Who wants to see the results?

Are you ready to take a look, first hand, at what real life is to an attractive male?

Can you go back and live in your subhuman life?

Last warning.

>>26339922
go ahead and show us mate

>>26339922

>work hard on yourself. lift, read, travel, take a hobby, become the guy your future wife will be proud! of course looks matter but not as much as you think. girls will care much more for your outlook at life and personality than anything else.

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>>26339922

>a good personality is the most attractive feature

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>>26339968

this one's painful guys

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>>26339983

omg he was such a douche!

>>26339922
make him a bit older and more mature
underaged and 18y old stacies loving dudebros is not news

shit is fucked up after that though

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>>26339994
>>26339994

a personal favorite. she does all the work.

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>>26339994
>>26339983
>>26339968

>mfw I try those lines
>mfw I look like an ogre
>they block me instantly

>>26339968
>>26339983
>>26339994
>>26340025
>just bee yourself anons, it really works

>>26338652
When I was in high school, I photoshopped a friends head onto the fattest partially naked man I could find, then set up a dating profile for him. Mind you, it was fairly witty, but I got heaps of responses and messages.
Instead of being honest, make fun of yourself, make fun of them, and be different. I did this myself recently, just doing generic crap, and I dont mind getting the odd landwhale because I like fatties, but I got way less

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>>26339994
>>26339983
>>26339968
Such flagrant vanity, in these women.

>>26340025
>>26339994
>>26339983
>>26339968
So depressing. A average guy who said that shit would be told to fuck off and get unmatched

>>26339983
>i'm shy :(
>lol really?? so cute :)))))))

Fuck this bullshit.

> thinking those roasties are prizes
pls

OP, PLEASE POST PICS USED ON TINDER ACCT.

just LMAO @ """""""""""life""""""""""" being an under 7/10 male

>>26340201
I hope you're catfishing because that's a solid 6/10 with a better haircut and some acne cream.

>>26339747
I'm a dude, and if I lived in a city that had 120 times more people than my current, I'd expect 3/4 matches per day minimum and I'm not close to as attractive as OP's pic. It's not about looks; it's about astronomically increasing the number of women who see your profile.

>>26340225
I don't really know where to get a haircut; I usually just go to supercuts or wherever. And I do use acne cream, my skin just hates me

>>26340201
>white
>strong jaw
>good tuff of hair
>blue eyes
FUCK OFF NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26340228
but he didn't even fill out the thing

and there must always be more men than women on there... Most of them must fill out the profile and actually work on it. OP is just 3 pics of a model in a blank profile.

>>26340201

you look perfectly fine, slightly above average with some touches and professional photography

the equivalent of you, as a female, would get legit 500 messages in a week

but try it dude. see for yourself. it's either ALL or nothing. 5% of men get all the hot, semi hot, average, and slightly above ugly girls.

just lmao at life

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>>26340255
>the equivalent of you, as a female, would get legit 500 messages in a week

Why would any girl want anything less than Chad when this is happening?

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Alright robots, I'm gonna show you how to pull sluts without being a chad.

Rule 1: Always be a piece of shit in your profile.

In my case I was completely honest. I stopped worrying about getting rejected based on what I actually think, instead of what I think women want me to think.

>>26340255
>the equivalent of you, as a female, would get legit 500 messages in a week
>but try it dude. see for yourself. it's either ALL or nothing. 5% of men get all the hot, semi hot, average, and slightly above ugly girls.

this is true

I'm 6/10 and I know that if I were female I would get so much attention I would lose interest in people, but as a man nobody cares.

>>26340201
Shave properly, better lighting and a haircut will get you girls

>>26340275
>inb4 you're Chad too

just stop posting, I already know what's going to happen

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>>26340275

Rule 2. I'm not actually that good looking, I'm even a little fat right now. But I pic flattering pics.

My ex girlfriend took this one lol irony

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>>26340303
>>26340275

STOP POSTING PLEASE REEEEEEEE

Faggots this is how you get girls
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/08/27/white-nationalist-game/

Your first message is "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

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>>26340303

Rule 3

I'm perverted. I feel like its a deer in headlights thing. I just immediately start talking about choking them on my dick and even rather vanilla girls get caught off guard.

MANY women will stop responding, but ALL of dating and fucking as a male is a shotgun game. Even chads have a 50 to 80% failure rate.

Keep in mind that, for every slut that messaged Chad first on okcupid, 5 or 10 or 100 didn't.

>>26340303
you are not only chad but a braindead chad who cant fucking type for shit either

or a bait, whatever

>>26340303

just lol

get out

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>on a dating medium where all you can base your interest on is claimed (and easily fabricated to cater to a bigger crowd to have a bigger chance) set of traits and a photo of a person
>no initial indication possible of social skills, wit, humour, etc.
>nor confidence, non-verbal communicative skills, posture, how one carries oneself, etc.
>women get dozens if not hundreds of thirsty men to initiate conversations with them on a daily base solely based on the woman's looks
>more specifically, based on her being a woman

>mfw it somehow surprises people (read: men) to learn women add a filter based on one of two things available (looks and self-claimed easily falsified traits) to sift through hundreds if not thousands of men on some online dating medium

If you know your looks won't carry you through life yet you want a gf, go and look at places where looks are not about 99% of you visible. I.e., go bloody outside. Talk with people in person and you'll have a wide range of additional parameters you can show someone to indicate you're potential date material, most of which can be improved as opposed to your face.

>>26338652
>i feel like im doing all of this is for a wife and family
You already lost before you started, man.
Do those things for yourself instead, work on things you want to work on for you, not for some potential future wife or family. Be your own motivation to improve and excel in life.

>>26339088
You absolute fucking retard

>>26340341

>go outside and

why do you think go for dating sites?

most men there aren't robots who don't leave the house. they're fucking normies that couldn't get a girl because chad was available with an online message

that's the point you fucking retarded. it was already an unfair game, and online dating made it even worse for us.

why do you keep rationalizing and defending a lost cause?

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>>26340339
>>26340340

I have a good face, but I'm currently at least 30lbs overweight, with love handles, hundreds of stretch marks and a reasonable amount of loose skin on my gut.

I was extremely fat until I was like 18 or 19.

That's rule 4.

Fix your flaws to the absolute best you can.

If you're fat, you don't bitch that women don't respond to you. They don't respond because you're fat. Choose what you want more, food or sex.

If you're ugly, get ripped. If you're short, get ripped. If you've got a shitty haircut, spend $25 instead of $7-15 and get a better one.

>>26340387
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU HAVE NO HAIR?

How do you fix not having a jaw?

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>>26340387

In regards to my previous post: Feminists are fucking retarded, but the one valid point they make, is that women don't owe you sex. If you were a 5-8/10 and didn't HAVE to fuck = or below your grade, would you? No. You'd fuck the highest you could attain.

I use a fake name, fake snapchat btw. I'm afraid I'll get one of these sluts pregnant or they'll go crazy or something.

This one was a fine ass redhead, she hit me up a month after I lost interest (being busy with work).

>>26340360
What do you somehow think he'd still get as many messages if he put his profile in a 100k town? As >>26340338 said for every woman that sends a message, a ton pass on it.

>>26340341
>>26338869
>this is what weve been taught in america since the day we were born.
I understand this is what is being taught to many people (not just in America), but it's one of those things that are fairly outdated in today's society yet perpetuated because going for the "American Dream" is beneficial to those who have a big part of the economy. Going for a wife and family will mean a nice house, a nice car, buying tonnes of stuff for the kid(s) and wife, basically having you keep spending money the rest of your life to keep everything going.
Nothing wrong with living for yourself for a while, focusing on your own improvements and enjoyments; as long as you're not actively hurting others for your pleasure, there's zero reason valid reason for others to berate you on it other than that you're not helping those corporations get more profits, or not giving your money away to some leech, or similar.

If you end up still single at age 40 as a guy, you'll likely get odd looks from plenty of people as they may find it incomprehensible that someone might choose for such a thing.
However, don't get peer pressured into wanting something the average person desires as well; again, you're not actively hurting anyone by being single and enjoying your life - whether you're in your twenties or sixties.

>indonesian cupid

Literally hundreds of young qt3.14 who want green card. Just bring em over and fuck them until they leave you. She can't take any of my money because I have none and she knows this.

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>see superbowl commercial, "you gotta find your thing"
>see articles, the best comments are, "find your thing and develop it"
>on r9k, "just be above average at something"
>realize years ago, women are looking for some gimmick, whether its tattoos, or you have a piercing or you have "the nose" or you're 6'4 or what have you

women are looking for some gimmick. it's very strange how they base their attraction and it cannot be defined because they change it on the fly.
this is why young women don't like me. i don't have any gimmick, i have too much integrity. i won't do anything just for the sake of doing it, i actually have to like it, there isn't a "fake" bone in my body. if i say something, i mean it and if i do something there is a damn good reason for it, period.

>>26340387

stop giving shitty "advice" you retarded fatty

facial aesthetics is where its at, specially a masculine face

also your shitty advice wont work for half of the people here, not everyone is fat. kill yourself

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>>26340404

Buzz it, keep it so the stubble is just visible. Think Jason Statham or that faggot who played the villain in Antman. ALWAYS. NO EXCEPTIONS. NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK COSTANZA.


>>26340405

Beard. I am mostly French/German but I have just enough Cherokee in me to fuck up my beard to the point where my cheeks are splotchy and bare until the hair grows long enough to fill out somewhat like pic related.

If you can't grow a beard? Work on your other attributes. Lift weights, Dress better.

/fit/ and /fa/ have helped me immensely. I was actually a 20 year old virgin when I first started those boards. And I've been a fat introverted 4channer for over a decade.

You bitter ass robots are probably REE'ing but I really am one of you. I played world of warcraft for 5 years and over 700 days /played. I got gladiator for the first 7 arena seasons. I had to work to learn how to fuck girls.

>>26340338

I fucked this girls ass that night btw lol. Anal is the best.

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>>26340479
people don't realize that statham is retardedly handsome

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>>26340444

I guarantee you no one here has a real, developed 6 pack (as opposed to being so scrawn your abdominal muscles are visible).

I can also promise you 90%+ of the people bitching about girls on /r9k/ haven't maximized their grooming/dressing potential.

I haven't done either, I've merely improved myself enough to manage.

>>26340509

His face really isn't that pretty. He just has mastered the art of stubble/head shaving. He's also built as fuck and a confident, british accented movie star.

His raw, base level facial aesthetics aren't shit except for his jaw.

>>26340424
What app are you using? is this tinder

>>26340378
I'm conventionally unattractive, am a manlet, poorfag, only started developing social skills at age 24 (4 years ago by now).
After about 2 years of practicing normal socializing, I had several women interested in me already, asked some women out and went on dates, and almost had a gf but I chickened out.

All the while on online dating sites I had zero luck. Per several hundred messages I maybe got one "hi" back and no response after that. I tried Tinder about 2 years ago and managed to get 2 matches (bots) in 2 months of swiping everyone to the right.

All I'm saying is that going for anything where you're competing almost solely on looks while you're not notably attractive, is - as you say - fucking retarded. Doing so when unattractive even more so.
By all means keep trying online dating and complain about how unfair it is though, rather than going for some other place (like fucking outside) where the playfield is at least slightly less unfair. It's your life.

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>>26340479
>beard
Well thanks for the tip it's a shame I am japanese and I can't grow any...
I look LITERALLY like this guy.

>>26340543

That was tinder. I also use Okcupid. Although I've only gotten laid twice off Okcupid and 15+ times off of tinder.

I've also bagged 1 girl off craigslist (Strictly platonic, we dated for a year), 1 girl off yik yak (heartbroken about her breakup, said we should text) and 2 coworkers.

>>26340568

Go back to your motherland and live the dream.

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>>26340572
Alright I see you and some people here have experience with these...
Let me ask you, what are the chances some of these girls actually want a relationship?

I don't want to just bang and dash, I would like a gf eventually.

>>26340591

"These girls" None. I mean they'd probably date if you went for it but they're not girls I would ever girlfriend.

I have a hypocritical principle that if I'm ABLE to fuck a girl as easily as I want, I don't want to date her, as shes a slut.

I've had 4 real girlfriends. 6-14 months each. One was met on craigslist, my current squeeze on Tinder, 1 was a coworker and 1 was a girl that worked near my job at the time.

There's plenty of room for real relationships. I think at this point if I were to consider dating a girl off these sites for real, I'd have to try and fuck her to see if she rejects me. Then I know shes dating material.

>>26340586

I'm ugly in their standards too, but thankfully they are all golddiggers so my hope is to get rich and go buy a wife there.

>mfw grow up asian american
>parents barely teach you mother language
>am literally illiterate
>can't get any american girls here cause no girls wanna fuck manlet asian, not even other asians
>NO CHIN

>>26340611

Do you live in/near a populated city?

Find a NICE barber shop (not a nigger shop, not a salon, a nice one all the faggy hipsters go to) and drop $25 + tip on a haircut. Ask them if they're down to improvise. Most will.

>>26339312
>tfw those first three paragraphs could be altered to talk about the stereotypical bitter robot instead with very little editing
>only difference is they don't have a hole that will allow them to leech off of a random beta provider, but instead leeching off of neetbux/autismbux/parents; but with a similar sense of pride in being a leech

Holy fuck and even worse is I used to be like that as well.
I actually was that stereotypical character I despised women for being, assuming all women were like that, before I shifted my priorities to actually improve myself.

>>26340623
Yeah man I've been to a 25$ korean place and got a trendy haircut, but that doesn't fix my height and mainly NO CHIN.
I guess that's my main insecurity, does lifting fix your chin area?
If so what workouts do you do for that, shoulders?.

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>>26340523
Are you kidding? His face is practically perfect

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How's my face?

>>26340657

No it is not. His jawline is great but chin is flawed. Nose is lumpy (looks like its been broken before?)

His eyes and brow are nothing special, neither are his cheek bones.

Tom cruise has had some work done but his head profile is borderline flawless.

Mine is absolute shit.

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>>26340670

It's good, get a fucking haircut. I really can't emphasize how much confidence and a nice haircut go to getting all of you guys laid.

>>26340657

Also when I mentioned statham, It applied to any bald men.

Patrick Stewart, the douche from antman/house of cards, even fucking J.K. Simmons looks better with headstubble.

>>26340677
>Tom cruise has had some work done but his head profile is borderline flawless.

he's like 5'7 though kek

>>26340670

Also I forget to mention, not a generic haircut.

NOTHING you get from greatclips is "a good haircut"

>>26340706

And I promise that because of his head and charisma he was SLAYING pussy (cock?) even when he had those horrid fucking teeth and was completely unknown.

Granted they were probably boy slave sacrifices from his scientology slaves.

>>26340201
give up on trying with dating and girls for a year or 2, come back when you're better

you have a chance at making it

>>26340696

>getting an haircut will get you laid

How stupid are you? The only times I got laid in my life is when I was an emo faggot with an haircut similar to Jesus Christ

>>26338744
but its a good point. Only when you have women-tier leverage in dating can "you have kind eyes" pass as a fucking come-on. I really hate this world and I will do everything in my power to diminish its net pleasure.

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>>26338652
Daily reminder that you need BOTH sides of the coin to fuck hot girls. I'm a 9/10 (no I'm not posting a picture, get fucked faggots, I have no reason to lie on here) but my supreme autism and general faggotry have rendered me a 23 year old virgin who literally lives in his mom's basement.

To get the top tier pussy you need looks+personality+financial success+social status. Thanks feminism.

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Do you think I have any chances /r9k/?

>>26340746
You look like a 14 yr old justin timberlake

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>>26340728

At a glance, pretend you're seeing both pictured men in person.

Which one do you think will get laid easier?

>>26340755
Well,i'm 19.

>>26340762
Right. No question no doubt.
Unless you're into hipppy femenists with smelly feet.

>>26340746

You can do fine with charisma.

Don't take pictures from above your eyelevel though, ever.

It's a psychological thing that men look substantially better to women
when viewed from below or at eyelevel. There've been studies on it, I can't find them on google, though.

>>26340762
it depends completely on the types of women they're around

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>>26340746

holy shit are you moby's kid? i love him

>>26340807

The type of women you want, its the guy on the right.

I live in Portland and trust me, you don't wanna fuck a girl with dreadlocks or armpit hair.

>>26340746
Yes. Just take some pictures where your chin isn't down and you look like you're about to cry. You have great features and nice symmetry.

>>26340817
Bro!
I live in Portland too, I go PSU.

Passing out, night robots.

If my advice ever gets one of you fags laid, I'll feel I've actually accomplished something in my otherwise thus far pointless life.

>>26340825

The redhead I posted up there gos to PSU. Glad you don't go to PCC with their fucking SJW class on "whiteness". This world disgusts me.

Anyway goodluck guys, we'll all make it eventually.

Except the ones who sit on their ass and wait for women instead of improving themselves.

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>>26338676
>i always thought personality mattered.
kek
Looks are literally everything.

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>>26340805
>>26340816
>>26340818
Woah thanks,i didn't really expect to grab some positive comments.You really made my day,i have nothing to be happy anymore.Thanks fellow robots.

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>>26340025
This is where you're supposed to call her a whore

>>26340740
do you get messaged by girls?

>>26339383
>people

what about women

>>26340865
I don't have social media. I do get approached by girls on the rare occasion that I go out in public, though. I can literally see the attraction dying in their faces as soon as they try to talk to me. I would legit rather be ugly. I also have a 7 1/2 inch dick that I will never get to use. Life is suffering

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>"I want a guy who can keep a conversation going"
>Only responds with "cool", "haha same", "awh", "lol" and emojis

>>26339983
My mom made a dating site profile for me where it among other things said I was shy.
It was obviously very unsuccessful as I'm 5/10, my mom is delusional about my looks so she thought it would be fine.

>>26340670
Average.
Which means that women will find you ugly.

>>26340895
that means they aren't into it buddy

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I made this experiment/thread a year ago, have kept doing it on and off since then, catfished hundreds of nudes as the fake alpha, while working on self-improvement and taking more risks with women with my true profile, ended up fucking dozens a girl as well as getting in a serious relationship with a great girl, which lasted three months before I fucked it up.

>>26340909
I think that guy looks good desu senpai

He's handsome

>>26340895
This guy has the right idea, chat with chicks that seem fun to hangout with, not just pretty ones.
Like a female bro.
>>26339803

>>26338676
>He fell for the personality meme
Come on m8.

>>26340905
>my mom is delusional about my looks so she thought it would be fine.
Every woman is delusional about their son's looks.
Not only because you are her son, but it's also their princess ego telling them that a princess would have good looking kids.

Also, you know when your mom's friends say that you're handsome or something like that? They're actually complimenting her, not you.

>>26340740
>rendered

are you me?

>>26340513
>huge dick
>handsome
>tall

>>26340844
>Looks are literally everything.
>picture of 7/10 guy hitting on 4/10 grill
lol

>>26340443
I feel you senpai. Ended a lot of connections with people because I'm not going to lie to them.

>>26340623
In my area there all a lot more expensive than 25$ and good at cutting but they won't help me come up with how to have my hair. They just want to cut it the way I want it but then I just get the same I always get.

>women on a dating website feel attracted to someone attractive on a dating website

Wow man shocking, really tells you a lot about all women including your whore of a mum lol

>>26340926
The good girl story kills me.

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>>26340969
>They're actually complimenting her, not you.
Oh

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That's it, the majority of posters aren't even robots anymore. Just normie fucks who 4chan through facebook and are mediocre at holding a conversation, which they think qualifies as being a robot.

>>26340926
>women
>ever
Well, I think I've just vomited in my mouth a little.

>>26341124
Do you look like a robot?

>>26340988
The point is that the "joke" wouldn't be funny at all if the guy was a 4/10 himself.

>>26341143
People online say i look like a normie, but since i'm suffering from severe OCD i don't have a single friend in real life, am a kissless virgin and NEET.

I'm ''blessed'' with good genes i suppose, but i couldn't turn my life around and use my looks even if i wanted to. The only time i go out is for RKB therapy.

>>26341243
Mental illness is a problem, and I feel for you.
I'm above average looks, a little chubby, but my problem is that I feel kind of lifeless sometimes and get really sad.
And I don't have a real reason for all this sadness, I know its not depression because I can go to a club and have a great time, I'm not shy, I love to talk, but its just an empty feeling inside of me.

>>26341124
If they're so bad at socializing that they will always be friendless kv then they're robots. That's the definition of robot in my opinion.

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>>26340656
>I guess that's my main insecurity, does lifting fix your chin area?
>If so what workouts do you do for that, shoulders?.
Whether you're skinny or fat, lifting, cardio and adequate nutrition will help make your facial features more defined and masculine, it won't create miracles, but your chin will stand out more, also in relation to your cheekbones, jawline etc. popping out more, giving you a better facial balance.

>>26340740
I can attest to this. I'm also pretty good looking and tall, get messages all the time but none of the conversations last more than 2 messages.

As soon as I open my mouth they know I'm shitty.

>>26341653
Jesus man if that dude had hair he could slay loads of pussy easily.
Balding is really the cruelest thing that can happen to a young man.

>>26340926
Pretty depressing. Won't stop me from improving myself though but I'll definitely be 10 times more cautious around women. Thanks for the good read, anon

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>>26339968
>>26339983
>>26339994
>>26340025
>I can probably get myself in this position if I fixed myself up

Wasted my good genetics so I can fatten myself up, nice for a change.

a grill I sort of know/knew started writing to me on snapchat acting like she wants the D like a week and a half ago.

My thoughts are now consumed by nothing else and I'm overthinking stupid shit like me seeing the time since the message i last sent increase to 2 hours. Even though that isn't what it's usually like.

About 15 minutes ago I punched myself in the head a few times because I felt like such an idiot. I don't even really know if I have reason to feel one way or the other but the self hatred always wins. There's no hope is there?

Should I just kill myself? I have no chance

Lmao
All these retarded NEETs that can't use any logic

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>>26344050
Nah, just b urself
Original advice

>>26339611
No, it's bene disproven recently

>>26340670
I think you're handsome

>>26344700

fag oppinions dont count

>>26340728
I always had a thing for Jesus

>see these threads all the time
>go outside and in public
>still see ugly 5/10 dudes with qt 7 or 8/10 gfs

So what is it

>>26340737
Killjoy!

>>26340746
Great skin, hair, eyes, nose..
Pretty cute, will age well.

>>26344756
you're literally overrating women by 3 points

>>26339983
that eri girl is really cute though

>>26344711
Born sans penis.

>>26344756
they have good jobs and money, and they're being cheated on

>>26344902
>Born sans penis.

whore

>>26340926
hahahaha well at least I was too autistic and ugly to have this work when I tried it (as a female) so I was forced down the virtuous path

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Alright fuck it, do I have any chance? Or should I just give up.

>>26340762
There's a difference between Not washing or cutting your hair and getting a super fashion haircut

>>26344904
Are you implying good jobs and money shouldn't be a prerequisite for dating regardless of the genders involved?

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Am I fucked guys? Ignore the fat me, only picture I have on my phone

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Will i make it arninekay? Do i have a chance?

>>26345101
cute enough, better than the others ITT

lose some kilos maybe?

>>26345043
that wasn't my intention, but yes, I guess so

If you're a financially independent person, like we all are supposed to be, you shouldn't be looking for somebody to fill a providing role. It doesn't make any sense outside of kind of obsolete biology.

>>26344947
Your a pretty good looking dude. You can still win the game.

>>26345101
You are kind of cute :) definitely a winners smile there :)

>>26345186
It's not about fulfilling that role though. I don't want my partner to not have a job or any ambition.

inb4 roastie

>>26345175
I already lost 40 pounds with some to go, but yeah I need too

>>26345101
hard to believe that you're a robot js

>>26345163
idk man you look decent but women are more and more picky so it may be difficult

>>26338652
>girls are attracted to hot guys

Why does this always seem to shock everyone on /r9k/. Of course good looking guys would get girls.

>>26345224
When you grow up your entire teenage life fat, it fucks with your brain

>>26340670
You're good looking brah. Objectively so.

>>26339950

Fuck you. Dumb bastard.

>>26345219
But you can see their drive and ambition through their actions, not strictly from status. Maybe admit to yourself that it's more of an emotional decision than it is a conscious one.

You can say whatever you want about success but I've seen many times before women saying that they weren't attracted to men because those men didn't earn more than she does. It's ironic because women are, on average, higher earners than men in our age.

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>>26345163
no
I'm so sorry anon

>>26344902
Faithful wife actually.
Wouldn't have mentioned my gender except I wanted to give encouragement to a robot who was looking for an opinion on how he looks to females.

>>26339922
God height matters so fucking much

I know that's a fake profile, but chads REALLY DO include their height in their social media bios like it's just a normal piece of information that everybody needs to know.

If a woman put "105lbs, C cup" in her bio it would be fucking laughable.

I want to die.

>>26345163
You have a nice face. You look likable.

>>26339611
that is chad incarnate my man, what are you talking about? He's just a little sleepy

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>>26338676
>tfw /lgbt/ says I don't pass as a female
>make okc profile list myself as female
>get like 2,000 likes
>like 5 new messages a day if inactive like 20+ if inactive

I don't know what to think anymore

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>>26340926
>that fucking picture
Well, that settles it, I'm done with women for good. Fuck it, no more, you're fucked if you're not Chad.

The Buddhist monks had the right idea, desire is suffering, and unless you're Alpha Chad desiring women will only result in misery.

Fuck it all, I'm done. This ride is shit and I want a refund.

>>26345494
post a pic and I'll be honest with you anon. I can tell you if you pass and if you look good

Try having a personality and interesting topics to talk about than just being a thirsty faggot.

>>26345564
like thatll solve anything, roastie

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>>26344756
Women actually value men solely based on social status, which good looks provide.
You can still raise your overall attractiveness in other ways.

>>26344839
Also partly this.
Though every woman these days thinks that she's a 10/10.

>>26345618
>Though every woman these days thinks that she's a 10/10.
Absolute bullshit

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>>26344756
>5/10
>Ugly
Fuck this shit.
The average man actually is considered ugly now.

>>26345618
Just wanted to say about pic related that it's not that the truth is uncomfortable, matter of fact for normal people the truth is so comfortable they don't have to deal with it at all.
Normies think absolutely nothing of having a gf or having sex, it's as much a part of their lives as shitting and eating is.
After all, when you receive something good you're not gonna question for a second why you got it or its meaning, but when everyone but you gets that truly incredible thing you're gonna spend years upon years analyzing and scrutinizing why you of all people wasn't capable or deemed worthy enough of getting it.

>>26345737
Not literally, but they do think way too high of themselves due to this whole princess delusion together with thirsty betas giving them attention.

>>26345581
It solved things for me, bitch.

you guys really fall hard for bait here, huh?

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>>26345564
>Try having a personality and interesting topics to talk about

You first, cocksleeve

>>26345564
I have plenty of things to talk about, the problem is no one wants to hear about them.

>>26345759
Excellent point Robot. Short man with cute, loving wife sometimes even fantasizes about getting a Harley and riding off into freedom. Only a hungry man thinks entirely about food.

>>26345811
Initiated conversation, had many interesting talks about things that genuinely interested me.
If you would start seeing women as humans too instead of just places to stick your phallus in, you could talk to them like normal adults.

>>26345831
Well you might live longer than two decades. Why are you so restless, true companionship cant be forced, it might come out of coincidence. Some people need to wait half their life for a right partner/friend/companion.

>>26345831
There are all kinds of people with all kinds of values. If you want a hot slut don't be surprised when she behaves like one. Relationships are not easy and compatibility is important for a long-term, intimate relationship. It's kind of a rare thing these days, even for Chad. Tail, while great is not intimacy.

>>26345886
I've tried, but there just isn't any interest.
>Initiate conversation
>Get nothing but short replies leading nowhere

>>26338652
All that proves is that dumb sluts looking for casual sex just want someone who is hot.


If you spent any time in the real world you would see pretty much everyone manages to get a gf at some point no matter how short, fat, ugly or poor.

>>26346066
>If you spent any time in the real world you would see pretty much everyone manages to get a gf at some point no matter how short, fat, ugly or poor.

We all live in the real world and none of us have ever had gfs.

>>26346066
>If you spent any time in the real world you would see pretty much everyone manages to get a gf at some point no matter how short, fat, ugly or poor.

Yeah. yep.

>>26339312
>tfw this is a pretty accurate description of myself
>tfw I have a penis

>>26346026
Well maybe not on "date"-sites wich are filled with nothing but dumb broads anyways. Something like a forum about a specific topic or a facebook page about an author or something. Something with at least a hint of substance behind not just shallow looking at faces and throwing around cheesy pickup lines- bullshit.
But keep it natural for gods sake, you dont need instructions for talking to another human being. Just talk about stuff that goes trough your head- if she is being a bitch and does not enjoy talking to you then who cares, not all people are gonna be friendly to you.

>A male model gets more messages than me, wow see how evil women are?!
Stop being a fucking faggot and go outside

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>>26346148
I'm not talking about dating sites specifically, it's the same pretty much everywhere.
Except for one thing
>Get to know girls on sites where they can't see my face
>Actually hold fun and meaningful conversations
>They ask for a pic after a while
>Send the best one possible
>tfw they immediately lose all interest in even being friends

>Just talk to them about stuff
Where the fuck am I going to meet nice looking women that like fucking warhammer 40k and gay fucking weeaboo trash, or other fantasy related shit?

Nigga I don't give s shit about what you watched in fuckin HBO or CBC or yours sons of anarchy shit that's fucking GAY. Got don't know shit about the most basic fucking plot and shit in the most Normie fucking stuff his can you expect me to even bother trying to talk about shit?

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>>26345545
I feel like I look a little cute but also like some sort of androgynous human/ayy lmao hybrid.

I was thinking about it and I wonder if the description matters more than the truth and people see what they want to see based on how you molded their perception of you.
For example: say instead of the trans story, what if I had said I didn't feel masculine looking enough to get a girlfriend?

Would you still see the same person?

>>26340762
Take this for example.
Everyone agrees the right looks best.
What if I titled right with "bored and unemployed for the second month in a row"
And left with "seminar at TED went great. Everyone loved my new discovery"

Maybe just controlling that perception is more important than anything else.

>>26346457
Not all couples share interests, though they do tend to have common values. Angry dudes and dudes with a beef are off putting though. If you look and act like you'd be unpleasant company though, you will be left to keep your own nasty company.

>>26346533
Who's that qt.

I never really care for how attractive any person is. For me, it's all about the vibe and sincerity they portray.

>>26346533
Cutie!
I'd swoon.
Femanon here.
Yeah, I know Reeeeeeee get out roastie!
Is that really you or is you b8n?

>>26346605
Stacy pls cut down on the fucking weed already.

>>26346533
The dark hair and pale skin colour overshadows your feminine features. Have you tried dyeing your hair a different colour? Brown/blonde or even getting a tan would bring out your feminine traits more.

>>26346380
Well then they were shallow hoes anyways. Wake up, most people you run into are not gonna be your perfect companion, they will be shallow borads, dumb, arrogant or just dislike you for some reason, who cares, its not like anyone pressures you into having a family or something.

>>26346560
I can listen to their rambling all day and not get moody about it. But I won't be able to say shit back because it's fucking boring but because I'm the guy I have to initiate it. I can't initiate shit they find interesting because they're fucking boring and only tanky about boring shit on the most basic level.

At the very least if you're going to bother having boring basic interests at LEAST get past the skin of the damn thing.

>>26340762
why do chicks want you to look like a stern 1950's dad

>>26346625
Have a hit, it'll improve your attitude.

>>26346651
I smoke, but I disagree that it improves people. Heck so many robots here who're so autistic and shut in because all they do is escape reality with smoking.

>>26346148
> talk about stuff that goes through your head

wew terrible advice lad. some of is dont have coherent things through our heads, some of us have seriously weird stuff going through our heads.

>>26346633
Checked!
If someone isn't interested in discussing news, events and concepts like beauty, truth, freedom etc then they are not compatible. If someone's idea of conversation ONLY goes as deep as shopping or video games then move the fuck on!

>>26346457
Where the fuck do i know where you are supposed to find a girl like that. I found someone a while ago who was at least "kinda" into my kind of stuff, h.p lovecraft, poe, similar music style, into medieval/viking/dark century stuff and generally open minded.
You probably barely know any people so why would you expect that there are no people at all that might like similar stuff like you. Dumb fgt.

>>26346694
smoking weed with a qt is the best experience ever

Why don't you date within your league.

>>26346724
Talked about stuff like what could go wrong in time travell, random ideas for grotesque movies, absurde brainfarts like a man who lives inside the wall of another man and starts playing pranks on him like plugging out the tv or shoving eggs trough the socket for breakfast, it ended up being some kind of "insider" for months.

>>26346533
anon who asked originally

I don't think you pass but you might with some more effort. I think I can just see parts of your facial structure that are very strong and scream out that you're male. That's funny though that you're getting a lot of attention on OKCupid. Have fun with it, lol.

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Should I try online dating?

>>26346809

Why ignore this.

>>26346864
Yes. After you sober and freshen up, put on a nice shirt, take a less generic photo and actually find yourself able to write a few interesting things about yourself you should be good to go.

Just know that it's either an attentionwhore or a slut you're talking to when you use dating apps. Websites are a bit more mature usually.

>>26346733
>If someone isn't interested in discussing news, events and concepts like beauty, truth, freedom etc

What is this, fucking liberal arts school? Do you want me to wear all black, a beret and go kikongo on a bongo while we get deep in to the true meaning of the word truth? Like, what DOES freedom entail, man? What is the REAL meaning of beauty?

Are you fucking gay? Are you literally blitzed out of your mind right now you fucking hippie fuck? None of that is interesting. That's just pretentious art school undergraduate babies first philosophy class bullshit.

Get a fucking hobby.

>>26346809

Why is this so hard for users of /r9k/ to do?

>>26346864
Wow, you are a sad little man, aren't you?

>>26346809

I think this might be the breakthrough /r9k/ needs.

>>26346809

Good idea. I think a lot of people here should try this.

>>26346741
Look faggot I don't give a shit if you found your gay lover that has the bare minimum interest in the "trendy babies first nerdy shit" shitshow.
>Lovecraft
Haha right matey cthulu fthlagan xDD so scary
vikings are cool so brutal

Do you hang bongos write dark poetry and play wow too, nerd?

>>26346930
How are you even supposed to know what league you're in?

>>26346864
You could. Take a better picture. Smile, at least a little. This badly cropped, out of focus image with the giant computer throne makes you seem a tad trashy, but it's just a bad photo of an otherwise handsome face.

>>26346913
They are subjects that are important to anyone with a wider world view. You don't have to be a hippy or a philosopher to have an opinion on, for example, a painting, a book, the refugee crisis, the design for the new hospital, homelessness.
But of course, if you only do care about Vida games, I know WOW is full of potential brides. If you're looking for sluts, I haven't a clue.

>>26346982
I was just listing examples. Assuming you were the whiny bitch you replied to me and complained that you could not find a woman who was into your japanese cartoon bullshit.
And no, i do not play videogames and dont write poetry. Never thought having minor interest in literature is considered cringe-worthy here. No wonder you are such unlikeable, lonely neckbeards.
Just felt like helping OP out and you are all getting triggered. Go jerk your microphallus to your japanese cartoons, Greaseblob

>>26346864
you look like king radovid

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>>26346985
I got you familia

>Are you Chad?
No.
>Are you a normie?
No.
>Are you a robot?
Yes.

Then here's your league. Congratulations.

>>26347152
>The fucking high class literature meme

>>26346931
Bullying is not fun. Stahp.

>>26346982
Lovecraft is great if you aren't a basic motherfucker who can't name anything other than Call of Cthulhu. I actually met my first boyfriend when I was reading a copy of The Dunwich Horror at the library.

>>26346913
Someone posts something that goes beyond muh videogames muh weeabo faggotry muh vidya and the greasy neckbeards get triggered. Ever wondered why no one gives a shit about you in the real world? Maybe because you are pathetic, boring, rude piles of stinking garbage who do nothing else but drooling over women and hating them because they wont go near your pencildick?
This whole board seems to be nothing but an echochamber of degeneracy.

>>26347320
outt

>>26347245
This always makes me unsettled and moderately rustled.

>>26347291
Wow, you're in a terrible mood today. What happened, anon, did daddy rape you again?

>>26347291
huhue funny greentext. I never even said i consider anything "high class". Just how you mention that you enjoy gook cartoons, i enjoy to read fantasy stuff.

>>26347361
Sure i will go, happily. Have a good one.

>>26347111
There is literally no discussion to be had over refugees and the homeless.
Dont let the sandniggers in, deport them. Spend the MILLIONS you are using on them on your own fucking citizens; the homeless, and such. Done.
>Paintings
Oh fuck you're not one of those "Ahhh yes. The blue curtains represent the artists depression and desire for deaths sweet embrace." cunts are ya? Fucking hell that's the most irritating shit.

My interests are varied. My interests aren't the problem here.

>>26347244
>king radovid
I do HATE mages... hm...

>>26347421
I think the problem here is the giant chip on your shoulder. Seriously, smoke more, chill out.

>>26347381
Hey at least you can get a qt downie or landwhale gf unlike Travis.
I bet she would giggle as she drools all over your dick.

>>26347421
Calm down, gee. How are people on here always raging. Picking apart every single word.

>>26347421
my nigga its not like everyone who wants to have an intellectual conversation is a normie hippie. You have varied interests sure but just because you don't like someone else's interests doesn't make you the arbiter of whether or not it's worthwhile.

but you'll probably just try to take one part of this post and focus in on it and ignore the rest because you're mad someone doesn't like EXACTLY what you like or think EXACTLY like you

>>26347421
Your posts reak of lacking education and refusal to think about current topics further than just regurgitating stuff from 4chan.

What interests do you have?

>>26347389
I literally also mentioned reading in my post as well, retard.

>>26347320
Hello, art student. Are you enjoying your deep, intricate philosophy discussions? I do love Plato.

>>26347300
It is. But the majority of Lovecraft fans ARE basic retards.

>>26347382
No the liberal arts fags came in

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>>26347404
cyaa

>>26346910
I am sober. I just played vidya all day.
>>26346988
Yer a charmer. Thanks. Sadly my Nice-Shirt-to-T-Shirts-with-pictures-of-Pugs ratio is rather low. I might have to work on that.

>>26345393

To be fair, you can get an idea of how big a girl's boobs are from a picture of her so it would be redundant for her to include her bra size. You can't really tell how tall a guy is from a picture of him.

>inb4 some autistic equation using door frames or hand lengths

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>>26338652
If you dont have looks you have to be either rich or popular but to be rich you have to have large network (unless lottery) and to be popular you have to be confident and social. Without looks little robots are shunned from socialization therefore no people network. Robots are screwed from the birth and they can only succeed in another robot group equivalent but no matter how sociable person is with robots, he still lacks a ton of interpersonal skills with "normal" people.

>>26340670

Are you talking to me? What? Youre talking to me?

>>26338652
>such kind eyes
What the fuck does that even mean ? Like, are his eyes sentient or something, and they just like to casually stroll out and greet ladies nicely ? HOW CAN EYES BE KIND, TELL ME I WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET.
FUCK.

>>26347421
>Paintings
>Oh fuck you're not one of those "Ahhh yes. The blue curtains represent the artists depression and desire for deaths sweet embrace." cunts are ya? Fucking hell that's the most irritating shit.
See this is the beginning of an interesting conversation.
DESU I do love certain types of abstract art, but I also know I can do it myself. I do not believe I the preciousness of art. It's just decorative. It can evoke a response.

>>26347467
No seriously the curtains are blue because they're blue. That's it.

>>26347496
I quite literally have no problem with other people not liking what I like. I go on 4chan thats bound to happen.
I have problems with people whose interests are the same three things that just happen to be popular at the time, and ONLY those rhings, until they stop being the rad cool hip shit.
And art students.

>>26347512
>You're just dumb.
Riveting. I have tons of interests. Would you prefer specifics or really broad answers?

>>26347518
I never said i want to have philosophical discussions. I just realized how easy you are triggered by someone having different interests than you. Are you even able to hold a normal conversation without throwing a tantrum if someone diagrees with you? You have more things to worry about than finding an adult women.

>>26347682
Now, presume I paint a picture of blue curtains with the intent of expressing my depression and angst through those curtains. Clearly there is now meaning attached to those curtains. Your argument is horribly flawed.

Give me specific interests. What, in your opinion, makes you an interesting human being? Moreso than those horrid art stundents at least.

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>>26346605
Hiya

>>26346630
I had it bleached and like platinum blonde before.
I was thinking of getting layers and maybe highlights.
My arms are covered in freckles though.
Kind of terrified of getting them on my face.

>>26346847
Im going my face fills in more with girl fat.
I've lost a lot of my old male fat and my cheeks are practically non-existent.
If I suck in my cheeks I look like a skellington who's stolen someones skin and is walking around wearing it.

>>26346760
Its like youve never cuddled your friend in terror while both of you are having a panic attack while girls talk in Japanese angrily in the background

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>>26347665
Do you like this, fampie?

>>26347665
No abstract art is mostly shit and is overinterpreted. There is such a thing as skill-level between industrial realists and a canvass with stuff squirted all over there. I do not like pretentiousness, if you need more words to explain why this is good instead of everyone realizing that it, in fact is good, then it is turds.

>>26347761
>tfw Kandinsky never got any emotional response from me

Feels weird because so many people love his paintings.

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>>26347814
What about this one, son?

>>26347634
Well, eyes are what we look at when we talk. Eyes are expressive. A combination of facial expression and eyes creates the impression that the eyes speak, so to speak. An angry person is said to have flashing eyes, it's about quick, short, bursts of intense eye contact. Kind eyes are part relaxed expression which communicates nonjudgement. Probably a hundred other things like body language intensify the effect.

>>26347741
But what is the point of painting it if only you understand what it fucking means. No one will ever look at your courtains and say "wow he is depressed". If no one gets it, your painting is self-therapy at most but nothing more.

>>26347850
Literally looks like this mediocre decoration art in restaurants to make the walls not look so empty. Dont get how he is popular.

>You have such nice eyes
If a guy said this, I'd immediately picture a man in a fedora.

Msteph311 is a female equivalent of a fedora male.

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>>26347921
Do you like this, boyo?

>>26347665
Mate I really do not enjoy discussing abstract art because its about on par with just shitting on the floor, pretending it's a Rorschach test and asking me what I see in your mess.
>>26347761
Like this shit here. It reminds me of Monopoly or Mousetrap.
Is just gay pretentious shit.

>>26347683
Literally as long as you're not some psuedo-intellectual "I Ont discuss the deep philosophical machinae behind our little lives" and such autistic fuck I hold my temper fine.
Or if you're a pro censorship fag.

>>26347741
If you're using your curtains to show you're depressed , you have bigger problems, and a shit artist desu senpai.
For starters I didn't waste money on art school.
As for interests in heavily invested in writing, the creative processes behind it and related subjects, Fantasy literature of all kinds, video juegos, history, movies, storytelling and all sorts of shit.

>>26347761
I do like this very much.
I think I know this artist.
Stravinsky?

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>>26347850
Def. more interesting to me. The picture seems like it is squirming around to me. I'd have to see it in real life to see if I truly like it though.

I saw this one in Madrid. It really spoke to me. In person it just felt so vast and solemn. Was p. cool.

>>26347962
Wassily Kandinsky, my friend. Stravinsky was a famous composer.

>>26347960
>Is just gay pretentious shit.
Tee hee.

>>26347949
Better, but not my taste at all.. looks too messy and unfinished, if they were to define the buildings in the background, it would look better.

>>26347962
Kandinsky, that's his name. My memory is horrible. I like preciselyrics painted images. Brush control is sexy!

>>26347960
Also because I'm a lazy faggot and forgot; while I'm not having invested in your shit, I can at least play along and have the decency to PRETEND like I give a shit,most of the time .

Do i like your artsy fartsy Rorschach shit? Fuck no its gay as hell and dumb to boot. But I'll play along.

>>26347949
This is very nice. When I see a painting that I wish I had painted, and I feel a little envious of the talent, it makes me happy.

>>26347887
The point for me could be just to express myself.
>>26347960
I was using your curtain example on purpose, ya dingus. Obviously it's quite hamfisted but the concept itself can be translated to other variations.

Writing is cool. I used to write short stories but didn't continue due to vidya and uni. I find it weird that the idea of attaching emotions and meaning to painted objects is so foreign to someone that has a creative hobby such as writing.
>>26347962
Lel. Good one, senpai.

>>26347960
No one unironically discusses "the meaning of life". Its just a saying. Its just fun to have some thought-experiments in the "what if..2 kind of way just for the fun of it from time to time.

>>26347960
No, it's just about what looks nice on my walls. I am very picky. I don't give a shit what feelings my paintings evoke in others. The are hung for me.

>>26347949
>>26347814 here. I really like that one as well. Simple idea but marvelous excecution. Really evokes the scene that it is meant to portray.

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>>26348017
Is this refined enough, boyo?

>>26348074
No your point was to portray your depression. express yourself means completely nothing. You could fart on the canvas and it would be an expression. Expression could be two people talking. Art is more than expressing yourself. There absolutely needs to be some level of skill.

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>Like this shit here. It reminds me of Monopoly or Mousetrap.
>Is just gay pretentious shit.

Do you like this?

>>26348150
I agree. Your idea that modern art takes no skill is however completely wrong and unfounded. Yes, you can cherrypick hacks that fill their colon with paint and shit that onto a canvas, but there are many skilled artists using modern art styles for their paintings as well. You simply do not know much about painting.

>>26348220
Yes because it actually looks good and not like he just slapped paint on the canvas.

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>>26348142
Ye this looks nice, even tough i prefer a bit more grittyness, less comfortable topics as far as motives go, like war, workers, hunters, poverty and such

>>26348074
Is not the attachment of meaning and emotion to stuff that baffles me. It's doing it in a stupid manner that does. If it is not noticeable at a glance that your blue curtains = depression, and not that you just either needed a colour for them/were painting/describing the scene, you have failed.

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Hey, virgin here.

I have never gotten laid before.
I'm 21 and 6'1", but look like a 13 year old.

>>26348244
I did not say "modern art takes no skill", shit like this makes me mad. Get off your fedora "you dont know much about painting". I am perfectly aware, that there are such things as concept artist who can be considered "modern". I just insist on my point that it takes no skill to just paint random patterns and colors compared to actually trying to give the illusion of depth, atmopshere, perspective, anathomy, matherial ect.

>>26347682
>I have problems with people whose interests are the same three things that just happen to be popular at the time

aight fair enough fampai

>>26348103
That's not really anything intellectual that's just normal shit desu mate. Everybody does that.

>>26348370
I have never claimed to be high and mighty intellectual.

>>26348363
For example, if we tried to talk and you basically this me your interests were sons of anarchy, GoT and like, Agebts of Shield I would be incredibly irritated and disinterested because i can already guess you've no real interest in the books, or marvel past the movie universe

>>26348220
Yes because you dont need a pretentious faggot to explain to you what it means and it looks like as good as a dramatic shot from a movie.

>>26348362
You're not making a point. Are you simply trying to say that you dislike certain styles of painting because you believe them to require less skill? If that is the case then you should present your argument as an opinion rather than some kind of objective truth.

>>26348328
So anything that requires the observer to interpret or think about is a failure by default?

>>26348337
Put on a dress and I would bang you.

>>26347760

pls shave, you look like a mexican maid

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>>26348337
Be shorter and I'll fuck your ass.

>>26348518
No i believe it is objective truth, that gustave dore had more skills than mark rothko and even if he tried, he would never reach his level of detail, knowledge of human anathomy, fall of folds, image building etc. And i will not back away from that statement. It takes forever to master even drawing faces without reference and make them look good. If you had drawn something in your life you would know that.
I am closed minded in that way, i admit but thats just how it is.

>>26340670
cute, would kiss

Reminds me of my own little okcupid experiment I did with that handsome virgins picture.
The messages were flowing in however, I noticed the less I wrote on my profile, the more messages I got. At one point I had my own legit profile, but with pics of him and I got a tenth of the messages that I got when I left it empty

My conclusion was the less you write the better, however I played around with what I wrote but could never figure out what exactly was a turn off and what not. Interestingly writing that I'm rich and/or with a stable job did nothing.

>>26348518
Is more like anything that requires the viewer to pull shit out of his ass or assume shit is a failure.

>>26348728
>mark rothko
Well he is an easy victim. Not a fan of his pictures either. Boring shit.

I have tried drawing. I'm pretty shit though and videogames and shitposting suck up most of the creative tendencies I have. Anyway, I also prefer dore to rothko so no beef there.

>>26348337
could easily get my vagina

>>26348518
No not by default. But full-on blue canvas has not more meaning than full-on blue wall or a full-on blue sofa. I would just assume that person likes the colour for whatever reason and thats it.. no deeper feelings than "oh, nice colour".
For example: if i would watch a movie, i would not want a
bluescreen for 1 hour 45 minutes, i would want a story, atmosphere, quality, suspense.