What's stopping you from hitting on a cute little Asian

>>26339803
a.) no school anymore b.) nobody cute worked at ours but they went there a lot but im a failure and older male and awkward and c.) not into azns.

im not rich or handsome
you sound like a gigantic fag though, chad

>>26339803
What kind of school has a Starbucks?
t. European

The fact that we don't have a Star Bucks, instead we have an actual Cafe that, get this, serves actual coffee.

>>26339834
My school has 4 of them.

>>26339803
>School"s Starbucks
Wow, american Colleges have sunken to a whole new rock bottom of academia.

>>26339803
Are you on the left or the right?

Please tell me the '^_^' and ':3' poster is not a male

>>26339830

I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine look bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak. Again, I would ask you to prove your own pizza making skills if you think you are capable of judging others so harshly. But that would require something well beyond your capabilities. You really should try pizza, it is quite delicious and you won't sound so stupid when you comment.

>>26339865
I use :3 all the time, jack it Bob.

o I stroll into my local game stop looking to buy a copy of Persona no Embremu: Waifu Jam! Gaiden. I grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register. I say "pardon me, milady.... But could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number, or I'd ring you up instead..." She giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves.

Her eyes widen as she reads the games title "Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!". I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings from behind. "Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!" I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of this rude outburst.

Standing before me is generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "The guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt just standing over the guffawing.

"Excuse me sir... you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."

"Fuck you faggot!" The man replied.

"As you wish..."

I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react, he bellows and charges forwards. I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter. I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back.

"...requiescat in pace..."

>>26339848
American college sinks to a new low every year

Elizabeth Warren said she started school at a 50 dollar per semester community college. My local CC is a garbage tier experience and garbage education, and it costs about 2500 dollars per semester

>>26339963
Damn I go to a decent University for that much.

> ^_^
> :3

walk into traffic seriously

>>26339993
Mine costs 600 euros a year

Nordicks get paid to go to uni

>too bad it won't last thanks to the rapefugees

>>26340018
Fuck you nigger.
I adapt to how she types, I don't write like that.
If she starts making cute little faces, then you bet your ass I will too.

I'm sure you write with a well respected lexicon to all the ladies... Oh wait

>>26340063
hes right thats why you are butthurt

>>26340113
Not that Chad but he's right. Good idea is find out how many emojis she uses and fly a little under it

>>26340063
you sound like a massive tard who gets off on getting cucked

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Take notes boys and kids.

>>26340155
Either she's making fun of you, or you're both retarded

No wonder people hate yellow fever fags.

They'll automatically think of faggots like OP.

>>26340180
...because it is surely impossible for any type of social interaction to work without there being some "Chad" conspiracy shit mixed in, right? At least be happy that you get to learn something today.

>>26340155
I've wanted to go as well
Chad bro confirmed for either weeb or lying autist

>>26339803
>What's stopping you from hitting on a cute little Asian girl working at your school's Starbucks?

Nothing

Give me her number

I actually managed to sort-of get a gf thanks to Electric Wizard. Doom metal works wonders, kids.

>>26340213
I'd date anything with a cute face. Sadly Asians are the only race that I have experience with since they talk about video games, are very nice to me and are cute.
All the white chicks i have met have been self absorbed and not fun to talk to, I'd get like "lol" as a response and would only write more if its about them.

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Lmao mfw this thread
Mfw @ op

Literally my face

>>26340155
Good on you, anon. Mimicking works excellently when interacting with women. I used it for an entire semester at uni to see how many girls I could manipulate into romantic relationships at once. However, now that I know I can do that, I have lost all desire to do so again. It's like I just wanted to prove something to myself, nothing more. Sociopathy is a wonderful thing. Regardless, good work anon.

Fuck, those emojis figuratively hurt. You're not going to get anywhere, OP.

>>26340284
>Sort of

You're an idiot.

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Guys...
This is sad now.

>>26340397
you sound like an orbiter

>>26340397
you will never fuck this chick i hope you know that

>>26339803
>>26340155
>>26340397
You sound like a couple of retarded high school kids.

>>26340397

Oi ask her if you can cum on her nose

>>26340397
Why did you cut off your own balls, anon? You reek of faggotdom. I'd honestly punch you if I ever saw your face


FYI to guys out there if you're into asian chicks, don't let them know because they typically don't like being a fetish. OP's girl is just a retard though.

>>26339803
Other than my shit tier looks, lack of social skills, being 28 and living with my mom, not having a job... nothing is holding me back.

The fact that I'm a 5'10" girl and no one is a lesbian.

Holy shit those emojis are hurting my brain

You two text like those "lol so randumb XD" fucktards

>>26340514
>5'10" girl

lol that's really sad. sorry.

>>26340465
>26340465

This, mimicking does work but the fact she's even speaking like that makes her look real immature

>>26340518
This is how normal people communicate online. The tone of every message would be stiff and awkward if they didn't use the emojis

>>26340534
She's only 19.
I think it's adorable :3

I have a girlfriend by the way, this is a side chick.

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Continued.
She's a lovely person, she promised to teach me how to draw :D
And says she has a crazy high sex drive.

>>26340569

Fair enough bruh, i hope you get balls deep in that ya feel me

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OP is doing fine you faggots. This is how you talk to girls that aren't sluts and don't have mental illnesses. This is how you get a girlfriend.
source: not a robot

>>26340397
God I hope no one ever uses emoticons to describe how sad my death is. Jesus OP grow up.

>>26340063
why would you change how you typed? are you trying to mimic her so she thinks you are both alike?

You're gaming a deaf asian? Is she fat and old as well?

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>>26340964
Yep.
Normally I'm very serious and type like I'm writing an essay, but with girls like her, you have to be quirky and funny so you don't come off aggressive.

>>26340955
>>26340964
Not OP but if you ever talk to people whether it be guys or girls you naturally pick up on their type of language and idiosyncrasies. It helps you both feel more attached and alike and allows for a greater sense of bonding

>>26340063
>>26340149
I doubt people will understand this.
Same goes with body language in my experience. Adapting yours to fit or complement hers can make a world of difference in how easy you can communicate.

>>26340993
She's 19 and skinny.
She can't hear well, but I don't really care.
I find it endearing.

>>26340997
normies are fascinating creatures

>>26341016
It's just not being autistic, brother. It's in our genes to adapt to others' ways of communication.

>>26341015
Shed rather be in your bed & has high sex drive? Get the fuck off of here and plow her shrimpchip pussy before I go over there and give her the cock she so obviously craves

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>>26341402
Shhh, its cuddle time now :)

>>26339803
>DO YOU LIKE THAT
>HUH
>do you ^_*

>>26339803
Is this a conversation between two girls or fags or something? All I know is there is no man involved in this exchange

>>26340397
You are actually a cringeworthy fuck

How do i hit at a girl who i've had 0 contact with and is always on her group of friends?

She hangs out with the ugly feminists and i'm in the semi-chads group.

>>26341977
Go go store, buy ferrero chocolate.
Walk up to her, smile, say:
"I know we don't know each other, but you're really cute, happy valentines day" smile more and give if to her, if she refuses, giggle and say are you sure?
If yea then we'll, chocolate for you, smile and walk away.
If she's happy try to ask for her number.
Only smile at her friends, don't talk to them, no one cares.

Before I go to sleep, I just wanna say that I hope I never end up like you op you fucking homo

night /r9k/

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>>26342035
op here, sorry to hear you say that.
I'm happy, I don't care what r9k thinks, that's important, I'm being myself (not really since I'm pretending to behave a certain way to continue the conversation) but you know what I mean.

Night cutie :3

>>26342029
I am not american. Valentine's day is still very far. We don't have those customs here.

Besides, what the fuck is with the "going to japan as a first date" thing? I'm a man and i'd suck your dick if you bought me a travel for another country, no homo. That's definitely some golddigging.

>>26339803
>>26340155
>>26340397
>>26340600
>>26340995
>>26341442
This is fucking disgusting dude

>>26342029
Anon, where on the autistic spectrum are you exactly?

>He never had a conversation with a giggly Asian girl.
I'm not. I'm well adjusted.

>cute girl at the campus starbucks always remembers my name
>always makes a bit of small talk whenever I come
>this semester I have a few classes in a new building
>she's in this building a lot
>always yells out "hey anon" whenever I walk past and talks to me for a bit
>still pretty sure she's just being friendly
>too much of a robot to ever make a move anyways

C'est la vie

>>26342172
Oh man, OP here.
I'd totally hit on her.
Why do people care so much about how others react? There is zero effect on you.
If she shuts you down just be like whatever, I tried. If not you win.
You can always only win, there are ZERO negatives.

>>26342190
>says someone who has had the validation of someone liking them ever

It's hard to get over the hurdle when you've never actually done it before.

>>26340304
llol I always wanted to post my face

There's a qT3.14 arab girl who works my school's starbucks

She found my facebook and mentioned it one time. I added her lol

>>26339847
And what school is this?

>>26339803
white + asian
disgusting kys

>>26339834
Mine has two.

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>>26343238
I guess it's better than white + being alone.

>>26340397
So you live in Oregon. Continue.

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>>26342125
Look at this butthurt faggot.
:^)
I think you're probably the one that's disgusting considering you're the pathetic virgin.

>>26341442
Well she may be retarded but she has a pussy so good job.

>>26340304
are your eyes always open this wide?

>>26339885
>"...requiescat in pace..."
what did he mean by this?

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>>26341442
>I used to drink a lot but not anymore
HUGE RED FLAG.

>>26339803
I'm not white.
Original comment baka

XD, ^_^ and :3

i hope you get fucking murdered op

>>26339803
so how did u start this convo off tho?

>>26339803

EZ mode. man i miss school.

>>26343667
your racial thing is being a thug, not using a computer Jamal