What's stopping you from hitting on a cute little Asian girl working at your school's Starbucks?
I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine look bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak. Again, I would ask you to prove your own pizza making skills if you think you are capable of judging others so harshly. But that would require something well beyond your capabilities. You really should try pizza, it is quite delicious and you won't sound so stupid when you comment.
o I stroll into my local game stop looking to buy a copy of Persona no Embremu: Waifu Jam! Gaiden. I grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register. I say "pardon me, milady.... But could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number, or I'd ring you up instead..." She giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves.
Her eyes widen as she reads the games title "Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!". I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings from behind. "Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!" I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of this rude outburst.
Standing before me is generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "The guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt just standing over the guffawing.
"Excuse me sir... you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."
"Fuck you faggot!" The man replied.
"As you wish..."
I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react, he bellows and charges forwards. I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter. I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back.
"...requiescat in pace..."
American college sinks to a new low every year
Elizabeth Warren said she started school at a 50 dollar per semester community college. My local CC is a garbage tier experience and garbage education, and it costs about 2500 dollars per semester
Fuck you nigger.
I adapt to how she types, I don't write like that.
If she starts making cute little faces, then you bet your ass I will too.
I'm sure you write with a well respected lexicon to all the ladies... Oh wait
...because it is surely impossible for any type of social interaction to work without there being some "Chad" conspiracy shit mixed in, right? At least be happy that you get to learn something today.
I'd date anything with a cute face. Sadly Asians are the only race that I have experience with since they talk about video games, are very nice to me and are cute.
All the white chicks i have met have been self absorbed and not fun to talk to, I'd get like "lol" as a response and would only write more if its about them.
Good on you, anon. Mimicking works excellently when interacting with women. I used it for an entire semester at uni to see how many girls I could manipulate into romantic relationships at once. However, now that I know I can do that, I have lost all desire to do so again. It's like I just wanted to prove something to myself, nothing more. Sociopathy is a wonderful thing. Regardless, good work anon.
Why did you cut off your own balls, anon? You reek of faggotdom. I'd honestly punch you if I ever saw your face
FYI to guys out there if you're into asian chicks, don't let them know because they typically don't like being a fetish. OP's girl is just a retard though.
She's a lovely person, she promised to teach me how to draw :D
And says she has a crazy high sex drive.
OP is doing fine you faggots. This is how you talk to girls that aren't sluts and don't have mental illnesses. This is how you get a girlfriend.
source: not a robot
Normally I'm very serious and type like I'm writing an essay, but with girls like her, you have to be quirky and funny so you don't come off aggressive.
Not OP but if you ever talk to people whether it be guys or girls you naturally pick up on their type of language and idiosyncrasies. It helps you both feel more attached and alike and allows for a greater sense of bonding
I doubt people will understand this.
Same goes with body language in my experience. Adapting yours to fit or complement hers can make a world of difference in how easy you can communicate.
Go go store, buy ferrero chocolate.
Walk up to her, smile, say:
"I know we don't know each other, but you're really cute, happy valentines day" smile more and give if to her, if she refuses, giggle and say are you sure?
If yea then we'll, chocolate for you, smile and walk away.
If she's happy try to ask for her number.
Only smile at her friends, don't talk to them, no one cares.
op here, sorry to hear you say that.
I'm happy, I don't care what r9k thinks, that's important, I'm being myself (not really since I'm pretending to behave a certain way to continue the conversation) but you know what I mean.
Night cutie :3
I am not american. Valentine's day is still very far. We don't have those customs here.
Besides, what the fuck is with the "going to japan as a first date" thing? I'm a man and i'd suck your dick if you bought me a travel for another country, no homo. That's definitely some golddigging.
>cute girl at the campus starbucks always remembers my name
>always makes a bit of small talk whenever I come
>this semester I have a few classes in a new building
>she's in this building a lot
>always yells out "hey anon" whenever I walk past and talks to me for a bit
>still pretty sure she's just being friendly
>too much of a robot to ever make a move anyways
C'est la vie
Oh man, OP here.
I'd totally hit on her.
Why do people care so much about how others react? There is zero effect on you.
If she shuts you down just be like whatever, I tried. If not you win.
You can always only win, there are ZERO negatives.
I guess it's better than white + being alone.
Look at this butthurt faggot.
:^) I think you're probably the one that's disgusting considering you're the pathetic virgin.
>I used to drink a lot but not anymore
HUGE RED FLAG.