What does a girl require to be attractive?

>>26318117
1. Don't be fat
2. Be a virgin
You're done.

not being fat is pretty much the only thing

Two dimensions. Not one less, not one more.

>>26318151
Doesn't that mean whoever we marry and lose our virginity to will no longer find us attractive after the honeymoon?

>>26318167
No, as long as you stay with the man you first give yourself to, you are golden.

>>26318160
I'm not fat.

Still no 10 000 magnificient loving dudes lining up begging for my affection.

>>26318266
Wanna be my gf?

See, you're wrong.

>>26318266
if you post a photo, I'll critique it

If you're just a shut-in though then that's your answer for why you don't have a bf. You'd at least have to make an internet dating profile or try to talk to people online if you wanted to meet people that way.

>>26318297
Nope I'll be her bf right now if she wants to. Get away from my gf dude.

>>26318266

post pic, you're likely at least 5/10

>>26318266
>implying thirsty betas aren't already lining up to beg you to be their gf in this thread

>>26318326
>>26318332
Reee go away she's my gf now, find your own.

big butt

>>26318266
Wanna have kids?

>>26318350
she didn't say attractive to niggers

>>26318350
Nigger
Boobs>>>>> butts

>>26318332
>implying any of them are serious
If a guy my age irl asked me out I'd say yes.

>>26318364
none. PCOS probably made me infertile anyway and I'm glad about that.

>>26318371

boobs are just a chest butt

>>26318372

So where you from phamilia?

>>26318397
I'd be okay with adopting until and if I could afford a womb-for-hire. Whites only, unfortunately.

But if you don't want kids, then why are you complaining about being unattractive to men to begin with?

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>>26318372
>implying any of them aren't serious

How long have you been here exactly?

>>26318408
NO boobs don't poop

>>26318372
I am serious. I'll be your bf and come live with you eventually if I like you.

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>>26318450
>boobs don't poop

virgin detected

>>26318371
Boobs: infantile fetish
Butt: fecal fetish

>>26318369
You're making us look bad. Stop it please

>>26318397
>PCOS
so you look like a man and you're asking us how you can be more attractive?

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>>26318297
tell me what's wrong with me

>>26318472
Disgusting foot fag detected

>>26318506
>tell me what's wrong with me

You look like you'll suck dick at the drop of a hat

>>26318506
Location?
comment original

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>>26318151
>>26318160
>Don't be fat
I like fat/chubby girls with nice round bellies. Not the morbidly obese ones, so being fat/chubby isn't an obstacle to be attractive, cause there will always be guys who like that.

>>26318443
>But if you don't want kids, then why are you complaining about being unattractive to men to begin with?
because I want a hug. Someone to stroke my back, to be kissed. To curl up next to someone to sleep.

To break the circlejerk, women aren't actually demons who only exist to suck men dry of money and semen.

>>26318506
posting somebody else's photo and pretending it's you

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>>26318534

>tfw no fat gf to cum in her belly button and force her to let it dry and keep it there the whole day

>>26318537
Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but sounds to me like you're looking for a father, not a boyfriend

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>>26318537
>women aren't actually demons who only exist to suck men dry of money and semen.

But that's just what a demon would say

>>26318613
Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but if your father touched you like that, you might need to tell an adult.

I'll describe myself, can you tell me what can I do to be more attractive? Nobody seems to be interested in me irl
>5'7
>125 lbs
>small boobs (but firm and perky)
>big ish butt
>6.9 whr
>long dark brown hair
>no outstanding features
>no acne

Why is there not a line of white knights outside of my house right now?

>>26318647

sounds okay, you either don't leave the house at all or you have the shittiest personality in the history of mankind

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>>26318647
because you're a dumb fuckin cunt

>>26318642
fathers kiss their sons though

That's not molestation. My dad used to kiss my cheeks and forehead when I was little.

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>TFW NO BF GUYS IT'S SO HARD :((

>>26318647

you prolly got resting bitch face

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>WHY DON'T GUYS (Chad) LIKE ME?? :((

>>26318534
Ptetty sure that girl borders on morbidly obese (definitely past obese), but she's still pretty appealing with the right angle/lighting/outfit. I'm still wondering what makes the difference between that girl and the disgusting fatties.

>>26318506
Tone down on the mascara and lipstick. Also don't mess with your eyebrows.

>>26318647
>Why is there not a line of white knights outside of my house right now?
There is though, wanna be my gf?

>>26318711
Look at the file name, do you really think that's her?

>>26318647
>Nobody seems to be interested in me irl

bullshit

>>26318642
My father was a physically abusive alcoholic who was never home. That aside, none of the things you mentioned (hugs, kisses, cuddling, sleeping in the same bed) are innately or necessarily sexual.

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>>26318117
Virtually nothing, men are very horny and men develop all sorts of fetishes, someone somewhere will find you attractive. Maybe some will just want you for sex, but some will want a proper relationship, of which intimacy is a part since you don't marry your friends.

For men it is different, the majority of men are not attractive to women at all. You either have to be a ripped Chad or show that you are dominant above other men in order for women to develop attraction to you, like wild packs of savage chimpanzees women mate EXCLUSIVELY with the alpha male. This means by default at least 80% of men are unattractive and women only feign interest in them for money or for the kids.

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>daily reminder women are lonely by choice

>>26318647
>tall
>big ass

people are intimidated probably

personally i think i need to level up my sexual experience a little bit.

>>26318151
>>26318160
I'm attractive, yay

>>26318774
Good for you now get out of here you roastie.

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>>26318774

good

post tits&vagina

>>26318167

>Implying it's the man who has less and less desire after the honeymoon

Living on planet Earth is another requirement for attraction.

>>26318737
Probably not but this whole thread is probably bait, so whatever.

>>26318771
>5'7
>tall

wat

>>26318763
>if you won't eat dirt you deserve to starve

>>26318117
>thin
>know how to dress accordingly to the occasion

thats a start

>>26318151
LOL but when a girl is saving sex for marriage men WILL flake out on her.
"You're so sweet but I don't think I can wait for marriage!" "You're so cute but I don't think this will work out!"

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>>26318537
>because I want a hug. Someone to stroke my back, to be kissed. To curl up next to someone to sleep.
And if you could be impregnated you would be chasing Chad's until you hit the wall instead of begging for a beta early.

>women aren't actually demons who only exist to suck men dry of money and semen.
If you're actually a woman, you lost your ONE bargaining chip by being infertile. You wound up on /r9k/ obviously because your lack of fertility broke your addiction to Chad. You should just end it, you won't love a beta like any normal woman, and if you can't even become pregnant, you have nothing to offer a beta.

pic related
>every other real woman at some point in her life

>>26318647
That sounds attractive. Either your face is but ugly, you look like a bitch or you have a terrible personality. More likely you are just rejecting the guys you think you're too good for.

>>26318669
I may not be the most fun girl to be around but I'm nice to everyone I meet.

>>26318670
Do you know how bad that kind of picture makes me feel about myself? Maybe men around here have some really high standards

>>26318699
Can't change my face, also nice dubs

>>26318729
I see none

>>26318771
>5'7
>tall

Sure. What can I do to seem more approachable?

>>26318846
>women are attracted only to men that pump and dump
>be surprised men pump and dump
gee, hmmm

>>26318846
Isn't that a good thing? Why would you want to date somebody who is dating you mostly/entirely for sex?

>>26318899
it means that women are literally guaranteed a partner no matter how fucked up they are
please fucking kill yourself

>>26318919
the sex part.

>>26318928
But then you're taking sex over a committed relationship, and you have no right to complain if some people don't want to date you.

>>26318883
I'm rejecting no one, literally nobody approaches me. I don't think I'm that ugly, I'm not cute but I just have plain features (no huge nose, lazy eye, etc)

>>26318266
Give up, they already hate you.

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>>26318899
>Sure. What can I do to seem more approachable?


jus b urself

>>26318948
>men approach her
>ignores them
>won't approach men
>what's wrong???
You're only pretending to be retarded right

>>26318117
women are inherently attractive, it's the nature of the sex be it biological or societal

An equally unattractive male is still less attractive because it's a man

>>26318846
>for marriage
There's a difference between waiting 5 years for sex and waiting until you know you are willing to commit to having a serious relationship with the guy.
Sorry you spoiled yourself you roastie whore, better luck in your next life.

>>26318948
P I C S
I
C
S

please, member of my family

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>>26318948
You've never dumped a guy or stopped talking to him after one or a few dates? Because he was too awkward?

>>26318948
You rejected me literally two minutes ago, this was my post >>26318729

>>26319010
>>26319026
>being baited
>2016

>>26318996
I'm not fucking autistic, I would know if there was a man approaching me. No man will give me the time of the day, what's so hard to understand about that? And I won't approach men because I like to encourage double standards because they're natural.

>>26318506

Are you Dutch m'lady

>>26318972
Such a vulgar, gross picture. It's like everythings porn now. There's no decency or humanity to anything

>>26319073
>There's no decency or humanity to anything

socialism

>>26319057
You're baiting double time right? Literally EVERY DAY women have men try to get their company. If you are a burger, literally only the terror of going to prison keeps men from asking women out constantly, and even then, men will still ask women out every day.

>>26319026
I've never been asked on a date.

>>26319033
I'm not gonna fall of the e-boyfriend meme

>>26319057
maybe you look like a dyke

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>>26319085
Yes, wow. Thank you for that enlightening post on the subject. It really contributes alot to the topic.

>>26319108

What's your location of residence fair maiden?

>>26319108
>I've never been asked on a date.
>Responding to someone who asked you on a date in the same post
I wish we could just ban roasties from the internet.

>>26319108
Fair maiden, the location of your residence. Where is it?

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>>26319121
that you'll revel in your cynicism like that shows just how useless and destructive you are as a person

>>26319108
What Ho Princess, from what lands do you hail?

>>26318117
nothing much.
just be above average looking.

you need a nice ass thou

>>26319165
>>26319147
>>26319124
Good job guys, I think we scared her away. Fucking stacies.

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>>26319177

any ass is nice once you ram your cock inside

>>26318948
There must be something off putting or unattractive about it for men to not be chasing you. Do you put on makeup well?

>>26319213
not a hamplanet ass

it never becomes nice

>>26319121
That's a neat watercolour. It's a shame that he apparently had no eye for composition; his technique was good.

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>>26319161
Maybe. Doesn't make me wrong, though.

>>26318802
No I'm not stupid, and not a whore

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>>26319303

then post asshole

>>26318917
I am not attracted to guys who pump and dump, fuckface.
>>26318919
It's not that I want men who pump and dump. It's that ALL men can't handle waiting until marriage.

>>26319010
I am still a KV, dumbfuck.

>>26319303
Be my gf then you attention-seeking fuck. I'll give you attention.

>>26319303
pIeeeeeaaaseee

original comment

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>>26319267
>It's a shame that he apparently had no eye for composition

Tssssssss.

Everytime. Everytime Hitler comes up there suddenly emerges from the woodworks an army of armchair military strategists and art critics to correct the errors of a dead man. Without fail.

At least the narrative of Hitler being the malicious, senseless monster of a children's novel is finally wearing off.

>Be alive

Even that is a stretch

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A cute penis.

>>26319218
I don't wear makeup.

>>26319097
Not me. It's not as if I don't know men are desperate as fuck, that's why I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>26319339
>I am not attracted to guys who pump and dump, fuckface.
LITERALLY you are, and only are. You do realize that women lose their virginity earlier and more often than men, and that for MOST OF HUMAN HISTORY a man was a virgin when he got married?

This is bait right, I'm responding to bait? You can be honest.

Explain why I don't get any action from men then:

>not fat (45 kg)
>160 cm (5"3 in fucked up system)
Based on your opinions I should be swimming in beta orbiters (never had one, managed to have one guy interested only in fwb with me throughout all years)

other features:
>glasses
>brown eyes
>brown hair
>no tattoos or piercing
>jewnose
>bigger lips
>probably 5/10 face

Men are way more judgmental and focused on perfect looking qts.

I was even on tinfer for months- no luck there too.

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>>26319360
But I draw a bit myself...

>>26319451
Imagine being a guy. Cold approaching strangers is pretty intimidating. Only a few of us are comfortable performing in public like that.

If you are also in protection mode, and you're not even willing to give us queues, then you're only going to get approached by practiced pickup artists.

>>26319489
*tinder

writing on mobile sucks

>>26319489

What is thy land of residence, young princess

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>>26319489
>>glasses
>>brown eyes
>>brown hair
>>no tattoos or piercing
>>jewnose
>>bigger lips
>>probably 5/10 face

disgusting

>>26319489
The bait in the thread is just coming and going.

Post where you are.

>>26319489
it all comes down to attractiveness anon.
do you have a nice body at least?

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>>26319528
>bigger lips

Just got this

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>>26318117
Sexy; big tits and big ass but not fat slightly chubby is perfect
Attractive means the above just with a pretty face

>>26319524
>>26319538
central europe

>>26319528
thanks, know that already

>>26319545
its decent but not enough

>>26319557
Is he implying the person he's speaking of is a nigger? That's what he's baiting, right

>>26319339
Why not wait for a serious committed relationship instead of marriage? Seriously marriage is a terrible deal to men and to also make them go in without even knowing if the two of you are sexually compatible is downright cruel. Of course most won't do it.
I can respect not wanting to get sexual with someone the relationship won't last with, but you have to cut men some slack if you want anything to get anywhere

>>26319473
Where is the evidence??
What makes you speak for me?? I want a guy who is a VIRGIN.
Saving himself for MARRIAGE.

>>26318151
Only on this board are men actually looking for virgins. Her being a virgin isn't a complete deal breaker but would be a huge let down and she would have to check every other box to make up for it.

>>26319590

Central Europe here too, contact info?

>>26319640
what country exactly?

>>26318117
>not be fat

>good make up

that is about it

>>26319640
>>26319661

/r9k/ is now ArabsMeet.com

>>26319661

Hitlerland

The real one, not the one americans always think of

>>26319624
>still trying to bait

>>26319618
>muh sexual compatibility
Nice b8. Sex used to be a private form of loving someone, getting to know them, communicating your wants and needs, and now it's been memed down to "just keep sleeping around until you don't have to do any work to cum".

>>26318151
>>26318160
this is a fucking lie
kill yourselves you lying bastards
no matter how shapely my body is, everybody would call me and girls like me ugly because we weren't born white (or an asian girl with money for plastic surgery). you are all dirty liars. fuck off

>>26319636
Unless she's underage, you'd be stupid to be let down. Girls in their 20s have never been virginal, they just started having kids later.

>>26319701
>White guys won't take me in because racism ;_;

Damn right I'm racist. And if you were a 10/10 Asian I'd still turn you down. Go to the awesome men of your own race if you want sympathy. Stop fucking leeching absolutely everything off of us.

>>26319675
too far from land of Poles

>>26319701
Are you a nigger that's getting buttblasted that shy lil white boys won't ask you out?

>women
>ever taking personal responsibility
>for anything

>>26319701
you're dumb

a skinny black oreo girl gets just as much attention as any other kind of girl

>>26319754

don't let the sandniggers invade your country

>>26319718
Have you ever been with a virgin and experienced the clingy hell and awful performance for the next 12months+ ?
It's much better to find someone who has all that out of the way.

>>26319675
Austria
>>26319754
Poland

Jesus christ. I hope you don't think we're THAT retarded. Fuck.

>implying I don't know anything about Hitler

Hey, by the way you limp European cunts, use this proxy to bypass your governments censorship and watch this holocaust documentary. It's made by a jew.

https://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmYFpiCo1-g

>>26318117
Be skinny
Wash your hair
If you have an ugly face, wear make up

following these steps literally any girl could be an 8/10

>>26319489
what kind of glasses?
are you a virgin?

>>26319701
I'd be perfectly happy to date a black girl, but not if it's you.

>>26319489
I'd go on a date with you

But I'm in America, so

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>>26318846
>not wanting a pure virgin bride and holding yourself to the same standards
Normies, I swear...

>>26319908
>I'd be perfectly happy to date a black girl

Fuck you. WE need those genetics. There's going to be enough corporatized, raceless people wandering around as it is

>>26319827
I am Jewish, you know?
thought mentioning jewnose would give it away but seems you are THAT retarded. So not interested in your conspiracy shit.

>>26319885
one hipster type I no longer wear, one completely normal everyday ones
-6 in both eyes so they are necessity.
not a virgin (already mentioned one guy who was only in fwb)

>>26319924
so you are not going to.

you guys realise that simply saying to random internet post "I would date you! Now you cannot complain men wouldn't date you, since I theoritically would!" isn't really productive?

I'm white, 6'2", and /soc/ rates me, on average, a 7/10

I'm a "friend".

Girls get to pick and choose, and if there isn't a Chad available for them, they go without, because they're much more willing to be single.

>>26319946
But anon, the current situation is your have mud children, or you don't have children. White women are literally the worst women on the planet right now, and even then, it's infecting other races of women too.

I'm literally planning to move to South America and have lots of children with a real woman. I'd literally kill myself if I'm in my 30s and people start telling me to settle with some disgusting used goods than thinks she can get 1 kid and alimony from me.

>>26319329
No, that's disgusting you degenerate freak

>>26319946
No you don't. Stop being a pleb.

>>26319962
well then you're a slut and obviously have had someone interested in you which is more than any robot.
fuck off this board and take your problems to reddit.com/r/foreveralonewomen or >>>/adv/ where you'll find like minded people

"completely normal everyday ones" is a terrible answer and a sign of how fucking stupid you are as well

>>26319962

Where are you located? In the country, I mean. Don't need to be overly exact, just curious if you're near a major city, or near a certain border.

>>26319962
>theoretically
You are literally wrong. The men on here are 100% serious they would get into a committed relationship, even if you're a used goods kike.

>>26319962
You're really going to have to post face

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>>26319962
>I am Jewish, you know?

Good, then you should know you can trust another jew's opinion on the matter. It's not a conspiracy theory if a nonwhite says it!

>>26318117
Have a conscience, weigh half of the man your interested in. No tits and ass are solved by good face

>>26319340
I have a bf, sorry

>>26319451
Try wearing a modest amount of makeup.

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>>26320008
warsaw

>>26320006
you really have much time to get this mad about people, dont you?
I can agree that my description of other glasses is not best one, though- its pic related, no idea how to say it in english

>>26320031
I am not mad to post anything like that on r9k

>>26320016
they are 100% serious in post like that when they know nothing?: >>26318284

>>26318117
Musts:

>Oval face
>Smooth skin
>Fit looking belly and good posture
>Small-medium nose without a broken look

Bonuses:

>Heartwarming smile
>Can talk about sex without looking like a whore
>Colored eyes
>Not completely useless
>Have a weak point waiting to be discovered

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>>26318899
>being nice to everyone you meet
there's the problem

>>26320231
>they are 100% serious
Yeah, they are.
>tfwnogf
isn't a meme, you shark-beaked coingobbler

>>26320291
so if next day, the guy who wrote it would get 1/10 not-fat female at his door he would be absolutely into dating her?

>>26320325
Yeah. There's a reason you'll see a guy with some harping bitch that won't sleep with him. Being alone is terrible.

>>26320231

Huh. You're actually not terribly far, considering European distance. In terms of money for the distance traveled, I mean.

>>26320231
those are some pretty good glasses

too bad you're a slut who should fuck off /r9k/ tho

>>26318117
1:cute face
2:don't be above 150 aka fat
3:virgin
4:don't be a cunt/bitchy

>personality
vivacious
diligent
smart
easy going
deeply knowledgeable of or skilled at her hobbies
caring
honest
doesn't take crap
not an ideologue

>face
shiny, healthy, natural hair
arched eye brows
prominent, rested-looking eyes
small, straight nose
high cheek bones
full lips
small chin
easily discernible jaw line
white teeth

>body
Clean, smooth, hairless skin
bmi between 24 and 19
visible collarbones
perky, full breasts regardless of size
waist-to-hip ratio of about 0.7
round lightly muscled buttocks
smooth, toned legs
small, dainty hands and feet (not being veiny or rough)

>dress sense
Nothing very revealing.
No ridiculous internet fashion involving the words 'wave' or 'core'.
Nothing that hurts to wear like super high heels. They make women look stupid.
Spikes are edgy and tryhard.
So is dark lipstick.
jackboots as well.
Stockings are nice.
kemono mimi are for the home

>>26320374
ldr don't work anon

>>26318117
Not be obese, and be nice to me. That's all. Literally all.

>>26320455
so only perfect 10/10, model-looking, flawless personality and style girls are attractive?
Time to accept celibacy.

Not like I expected any different answer from men.

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>>26320467

>tfw know two happily married couples that started as LDR
>tfw everyone always says LDR doesn't work

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>>26320455
>looks good, looks good, a little bitchy but could be fine

>shiny, healthy, natural hair

Good luck finding a good man, sister. You're gonna need it

>>26319057
do you have hobbies or interests? Men are really into their own hobbies and interests and if you share something like that in common it makes it easier for them to talk to you

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>>26318534
i love fat FAFFFFFFFAT
chicks
makes my dick diamond.
aaaaah
bye guys im gonna fap to fat chicks porn. they are so fucking hAWT

>>26318534
>cause there will always be guys who like that
This. The thing with men is that they don't really follow particular trend of what's attractive. Which means that there will always be a guy who'll find a girl attractive, no matter how fucked up she is.

And in case of women - women all seem to fall for one particular type of guy. If you're not the guy, they won't be interested in you. You may be their friend but they'd never want to be with you. You're just a fashion accessory to them. Something to show off to the other girls on social media.

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>>26320518
me and wife started LDR. First visiting each other once a month. It's hard but doable. We've been together 4 years

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>>26320545
ah fuck wrong gif.
it was THIS

>>26319073
Uh you've obviously not watched television often if you think that's bad, that picture just represents harmless sex appeal, it's not trashy or vulgar. I guess you've been spending too much time arranging your fedora collection to realize this.

>>26320580
she is 100% cucking you, cuck

>>26320467

Depends on the people in question, really. I was just more-so pointing out that despite the distance, it's not that much more expensive than driving somewhere far in my country.

But that could also be the gas prices we have here.

>>26320511
Sorry for having standards. I'll accept the nearest belly gf with blue hair and sailor moon sweatshirt.

There's literally a thread in /soc/ solely for fat cellulite bitches to get drooled on by a bunch of men. I'm not fucking joking when I say there's a obese chick posting pics of her stuffing donuts in her face and guys are begging for her nudes.

Every counter argument in here is invalid.

>>26319451
>>26320181

don't listen to this person. no makeup is best makeup

>>26320550
No, there isn't just one type of guy women like, it's that women don't settle as easy as men do

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>>26320580

>It's hard but doable

So like every single other real relationship? I mean, I'm not downplaying you guys at all, I've been in a serious LDR before too, but if you both put in the effort it can work just fine.

LIKE EVERY OTHER RELATIONSHIP.

dont be fat
good hygiene

and the second one is arguable

>>26320647
you're wrong (but right on the settle easy)
>>26320550
you're right

this should fix up some misunderstandings

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>>26320682
Not saying other relationships are easy. But this having been my first ldr I realized there were problems unique to being long distance that made things more difficult than they could have been.

>>26320620
what you described is literal perfection, not standards. How many women have all those feautres? Know any?

>>26319121
Getting photos of hundreds of assholes (that are still attached to living people you need to convince to work with you) sounds like a lot more work than painting a simple watercolor pic. Maybe it's not more aesthetic, but required more work and I suspect has more meaning behind it, having a gallery of assholes showed in a public place is a bold feat on its own.

>>26320798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc

>>26319686
Yeah and marriage used to be for life, but now any roastie can destroy my life at any moment if she doesn't like the ring I got her. What's your point?
Look. You're not gonna get shit the way you're approaching the situation right now because you are a ridiculously high risk investment with ZERO payoff. Cope with that. You're not in a position to complain if you're so selfish that you can't understand why men cant take the risk.

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To have an undying and unconditional love for me.

>>26320749
no you've just got it in your head that all women love one type of guy, they certainly don't go for ANY type of guy but there is obvious variation

>>26320733
The first one's also arguable

>>26320871
sorry, you're wrong

>>26320550
Please don't talk like you've actually even so much as touched a woman besides your mother before, let alone knowing what they think.

>>26320887
You can prove me wrong how? You're the one making fucking stupid and massive claims like "all go for one type of guy" which is bullshit

stay jealous of chads your whole life, see if anyone else gives a shit

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>>26318506
Look baby girl, you're going to receive some very nasty comments but that's not what i'm about. You are literally perfect the way you are. Be safe.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>26320852
I'm a man m8. You are really shit at drive-by shitposting. Does hover-quote stuff not works on phones?

>fucking normalfags

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Being a honest national socialist, fit, and gentle.

>>26318117
Conventionally attractive? Check any mass medium as well as social media for an idea of what the general populace in your specific country finds attractive physical traits.

If you're trying to look for attractiveness based on some substance, which in turn will have more men be interested in you for more than just a hopeful fuck, consider developing a personality.
Much like with the decent kind of women (interested in more than just some quick fuck) looking more to personality traits and common interests (however much plenty of robots will refuse to accept it) than looks, same applies to men. Of course physical attraction is needed to at least some extent, but especially as a woman you'll still be able to find men with unconventional taste for physical aspects.

To me honestly it's about 80% personality. There's this one woman I find quite attractive even though I'm sure the majority of people would say she's ugly, simply because she has some very attractive and likable personality traits in my opinion. I'd gf her were it not for me being well aware I'm no bf material and thus not interested in anything serious yet.

>>26320920
>women aren't attracted to you because you're not the one type of guy
>virgin-shame someone and complain because they're not the one type of guy women like
I don't get why women always do this. Literally it's like they only can see men as existing for their own wants.
>how dare you not make me money
>how dare you not be attractive every second of every dare
>how dare you have your own thoughts that aren't what I want

Don't be fat.

I like slim brunettes that are my height but if a short curvy blond girl and I can laugh and talk together I'll be just as attracted

>>26320926
of course a chad or a roastie would preach such feel good bullshit

face it faggot, this world is unfair and it was made to punish the inferior

>>26321091
If I was a roastie or a chad why would I even be here? It's not even feel good, it's just not defeatist crap. Sorry you want something to blame all of your problems on, but you're delusional.

And yes the world is obviously unfair, and if you're a nerdy autistic fat ugly loser, then you probably won't get a girl, but that doesn't mean average people can't get them

>>26320965
I can only repeat my comment from before.
How would you know one single bit about all women being cunts?

>>26320945
To add, if you're only looking to be seen as physically/sexually attractive: show you're sexually available and instantly you'll have dozens if not hundreds+ men lining up and fighting each other for a slight chance to have sex with you. Don't expect anything serious or meaningful out of such endeavours, but it's one form of feeling attractive.

Furthermore, if experience shows you're conventionally unattractive, accept it and be prepared to actually put in any effort instead of expecting everything being handed to you.

Much the same for men who are unattractive, lack social skills or a social life, lack interests/hobbies for people to have in common with, or other things that lower your success rate: either accept the fact you have a lower chance and compensate for it by putting in more effort while still trying to play the game, or accept that very same fact and decide it's not worth playing, instead focusing on other aspects of life that are not based on romance nor sex.

In that regard it does suck for women genuinely having issues finding anyone for romance and a longterm serious relationship due to being dealt a crappy hand as almost all men will claim bullshit because you could easily get sex regardless, especially where it seems piss easy for all other women.
But, it makes sense as us men will practically always have to do much more effort than even the least attractive of women, regardless of said men possibly being deemed attractive.

Tl;dr, compensate your attractiveness with taking initiative, you'd be surprised what a massive difference that can make. As women only rarely do so in general, you have a niche market you can easily corner.

>>26321136
>>26321189
>>26321177
This thread has gotten too Autistic. You guys won, let the thread die.

>>26321202
so it's autistic for people to actually rationally assess the situation rather than babying all of you and feeding into your delusions

you guys are the autistic ones, I mean, that's the whole fucking reason you're complaining about being khvs in the first place

>>26320931
Then don't reply for someone else dumbass.
>implying I can tell who you are just by looking at who else you're talking to when you're literally butting into a conversation
>implying I'm gonna go through every quote just to see who else you're talking to

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look roasties, even a 3/10 like this gets swooped up by Chad

>>26320647
I'm with this anon. Also, women are much less prone to actually take any steps to do anything more than maybe vaguely and arbitrarily hint she may or may not perhaps hopefully maybe find some guy interesting when she does - or not. They also seem much easier to move on rather than linger on what possibly could be.

I've had a few women who supposedly were interested in me (either told me years later when they were over it, or practically all people around me but me noticed it). If all women were to fall for the same type, I wouldn't have been shot down every single time I made a move on some woman.

>>26321202
>This thread has gotten too Autistic.
Thanks to your efforts no less.

>>26320798
No it isn't. You can pay hobos for that sort of thing. It's worse than a jar of shit.

>>26320780
Apart from their personality and dress I see dozens of these girls whenever I go out. The whole body section is just moderate diet and exercise.

>>26320455
>>personality
>vivacious
Usually
>diligent
If motivated
>smart
I guess
>easy going
Kind of
>deeply knowledgeable of or skilled at her hobbies
Usually, depends on hobby
>caring
Yes
>honest
Yes
>doesn't take crap
Total pushover
>not an ideologue
Yes
>>face
>shiny, healthy, natural hair
Yes
>arched eye brows
More flat, like the cute ones Korean girls often have
>prominent, rested-looking eyes
Usually look kinda sleepy
>small, straight nose
Nope
>high cheek bones
I don't know
>full lips
Yes
>small chin
I think so
>easily discernible jaw line
I think so
>white teeth
I don't whiten them but they're not yellow
>>body
>Clean, smooth, hairless skin
Not really
>bmi between 24 and 19
Probably around 19-20
>visible collarbones
Yes
>perky, full breasts regardless of size
Yes but very small
>waist-to-hip ratio of about 0.7
I think so
>round lightly muscled buttocks
Not really muscled
>smooth, toned legs
Kind of
>small, dainty hands and feet (not being veiny or rough)
My feet: yes, my hands: kind of

>>26321553
>>dress sense
>Nothing very revealing.
Mostly yes, sometimes a few short skirts
>No ridiculous internet fashion involving the words 'wave' or 'core'.
I don't think so
>Nothing that hurts to wear like super high heels.
They make women look stupid.
I have uncomfortable platform shoes but hardly wear them
>Spikes are edgy and tryhard.
Hardly own anything with spikes
>So is dark lipstick.
Hardly ever wear it
>jackboots as well.
Don't wear them
>Stockings are nice.
Do wear them
>kemono mimi are for the home
Do own them

>>26321582
>trying this hard to fit this one guy's idea of perfection

the issue isn't anything listed here.. it's that you're desperate and kind of sad

>>26321636
>desperate and kind of sad
I was just seeing what I fit out of boredom. I have a bf and am definitely not desperate

>>26318151
I'm going out with a fat slut. Couldn't be happier

>>26321676
yeah I'm sure that's the case

>>26321582
>this is actually what your average fembot thinks is okay to post

Get the FUCK out of here and back to Facebook slut

>>26320544
I do have hobbies and interests but none that men find interesting or are usually involved in.

>>26318506 g
L O N D O N
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>>26319339
Good thing you don't want to date ALL men then.

>>26322851
What are these hobbies?

>>26318846
Because women aren't ACTUALLY saving themselves for marriage. That's code for "I'm fucking Chad behind your back and I think you're too gullible to doubt me."

>>26318506
You haven't met a true gentleman like me yet

>>26319057
you're probably just boring as fuck lass. i'm not an attractive girl (like a 4/10 face, non white) but never had any problems with guys approaching me. i don't get hit on as much as my hot friends but it still happens

>>26323562

making duckfaces

>>26323729
That is actually probably my second biggest hobby.

>>26318117
Big tiddies or booty t.b.h family

>>26321831
Jealous, fat virgin neckbeard? Go back to fapping to your waifu with your 3 inch dick

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>>26318117
>dark skin
>dark eyes
>curly hair
>not fat

>>26321896
I hate facebook, I'm not that normie

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What makes a male attractive?

Height?
Looks?
Confidence?
Dick Size?


weigh in, femanons.

>>26318151
>>26318160
Not true, I'm pretty skinny and everyone on this board seems to agree that I'm ugly. And I've never had a guy irl find me attractive either.

>>26323906
>weigh in, femanons.

new /r9k/ everybody

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>Defined chin
>thin neck
>Dark and pensive eyes
>Delicate hands
>Pale
>black hair

>>26323850
kek I obviously touched a nerve there, sorry you're not getting the attention you wanted for having a vagina