>What's the difference between a female trip and UPS?

>>26299145
Bretty good. Post more

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>>26299145
>UPS only make a few million posts a day.
good show GOOD SHOW!

ENCORE

>>26299145
>>How do you stop a femanon from posting?
>No, seriously, how?
top kek, that one was pretty good m8, keep em coming neet comedian

These threads are the chemo /r9k/ needs

Knocck Knock

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WHY DID THE RAPIST CROSS THE ROAD?
IT WAS THE VICTIM'S FAULT. IT IS ALWAYS THE VICTIM'S FAULT.

>>26299273
who is at this door of mine?

>>26299145
Nice one NEETbro, glad you're again with us.

>>26299273
wo is ther

Wagecuck here,

On Monday I start my second month in my new job. It's in my field, but more customer servicey than I'd like. I'm brilliant at it though, so there's zero chance of them firing me or even looking for a replacement.

However it is helping me towards my goal of having my own company as I'm saving up the salaries and waiting on inheritance, so I don't mind it too much; it's only temporary.

In my country you can't really just NEET around unless you get diagnosed with some mental illness that permanently prevents you from working or some shit, but those are a huge hassle to get validated and the chances are pretty low.

Once I get my business running I can finally start isolation :)

>>26299304
>>26299311

girll here btw :^)

>>26299145
Femanons getting btfo on a daily basis by based neet comedian.

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>>26299328
chortlesnort

Anyone got a cap of the last femanon thread?

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>>26299356
Here you go

original

Whats the difference between a freezer and a femanon?
A freezer only get packed full of meat once a day

>>26299419
Thank you based anon

Thank you based comedy NEET

what's the worthless piece of skin around the vagina called?

the femanon

Nine of out ten recommend gang rapes.

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>>26299492
>>26299460
>>26299328
>>26299145

These threads are the reason I live

Ravioli ravioli original commentoli

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>>26299492
my favourite one this thread

Why did the femanon go to the cancer support group?
She had a mild headache

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>>26299145
This club seems to have changed its repertoire, but I don't complain.

How do you pick up femanons?
With a forklift

>>26299145
Post some wagecuck jokes

Why was the femanons dad finally proud?
this time she swallowed [/spoiler ]

>>26299728
kek I think this is the best one so far.

>>26299145

What's the difference between a femanon and a counterfeit banknote?
at least the banknote is worth the paper it's printed on

Keep em coming Based Neet Comedian! We've got a long night ahead of us. Hey waiter could you get me a whiskey over here!

In the year 584, in Lyon, France, 43 Catholic bishops and 20 men
representing other bishops, after a lengthy debate, took a vote. The
results were 32 yes, 31 no. Women were declared human by one vote.

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>>26299145

What does the wife of a wagecuck say to him after sex?
I'll be home in 20 mins

>How many NEETs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - they're too busy screwing the wagecuck's wife! [/spolier]

>Did you hear about the wagecuck who loved his job?
Neither did I.

>A wagecuck walks into a bar...
A NEET says to him "I'll have a vodka and coke, please."

The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon. He stops for a moment, scratches his forehead, then asks a Cardinal,
> Can you think of a four-letter word for `woman' that ends in `u-n-t'?"
> "Aunt"
> "Say, thanks," says the Pope. "You got an eraser?"

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>>26299979

i fucked up the spoilers on purpose btw

>A NEET, a wagecuck and a 4chan janitor are at a funfair where they come across a shady looking man at a stall.
>He tells the NEET that if he buys a ticket and is able to last five minutes out back with the man's vicious rottweiler, he'll win a thousand dollars. The NEET is no fool though and declines the offer. He then watches his wagecuck friend buy a ticket, then vanish round back with the stall owner. After ten seconds or so he runs out screaming, with his clothes torn, covered in bite marks. The NEET and the wagecuck hastily leave the funfair.
>After a few days they haven't heard anything from their janny friend so decide to go back to the funfair to find out what happened to him. They come across the same stall owner and ask him if janny managed to complete the challenge, to which he tells them that sadly the he was torn to shreds by the rottweiler.
>The NEET laments that it simply wasn't worth it for a mere thousand dollars. The wagecuck is taken aback by this and says to the stall owner, "A thousand dollars?! You were only going to give me twenty bucks!" The man replies, "Well that's more than I offered the other guy - he did it for free!"

>>26299328
hey whats ur skype :^)

How do you tell a poster is a femanon?
Don't worry, she'll fucking tell you

>>26299999

Let's see if it was a femanon.

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>>26299993

FOR FREE

HE DID IT FOR FREE

>>26299993
The ending is so damn clever.

What's the difference between a trap and a femanon?

some traps are feminine

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Thank you, thank you! I kind of feel like cheating... I mean, what's easier than making fun of femanons? Well... Femanons.

Any /britfeel/ers in tonight?

>How can you tell if a robot is British?
They make a thread about it every 5 minutes.

How about you, wagies? You enjoying yourselves this evening? I'll make some jokes about you later on when you've gone to bed, after all, you've got to get an early night remember.

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>>26300186
>what's easier than making fun of femanons? Well... Femanons.
He's unstoppable tonight

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>>26300186
I just wanted to say I fucking love you

>>26300186
>>26300186
200% SAVAGE
origibal

>>26300186
>Any /britfeel/ers in tonight?

Yeah, and that wasn't to bad, most 'britbots' are cancer.

>>26299979
Ah fellow NEET, I am glad you are spending a lot of your FREE time writing jokes. They are very funny.

What do a wagecucks wife and a femanon have in common?

they both have taken multiple dicks today!""

thank you guys. crowd is crazy tonight.

>*Knock knock*
>"Wh-"
>"girl here btw"
is still my favourite

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>>26299979
>What does the wife of a wagecuck say to him after sex?
>I'll be home in 20 mins
Nice one

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>>26299145
>She thought it said 'Natural Histrionic' on the syllabus.
ahahahaha oh man, that's my new favorite

>A femanon is to a cock as a NEET is to a ____?
Shotgun

>>26301463
weak shit, stick to slaving away at your job

>>26301463

free life?

>>26301519

>implying I have a job

Blox

>>26300291
I'm a brit and I can't stand brits. Bunch of utter cunts.

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>>26299145

5/5 bretty good

>faggotrobotblox

>>26301656
Fuck off you utter cunt

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>whats the difference between an electric fan and a femanon
it costs money to keep a fan blowing

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>when does a femanon start a new thread
when everyone in the old thread has seen her tits
>whats a femanons favorite thing to wear
cum