>What's the difference between a female trip and UPS?
UPS only make a few million posts a day.
>What did the femanon say to the Chad?
It was too hard to tell with his cock down her throat.
>Why did the femanon take paleontology at college?
She thought it said 'Natural Histrionic' on the syllabus.
>How do you get a femanon into a car?
Get her to lose a couple of hundred pounds.
>How do you stop a femanon from posting?
No, seriously, how?
>Did you hear about the femanon who got raped then murdered by a burglar? He thought he was robbing an empty house but just as he was leaving she ran downstairs to tell him, "girl here btw!"
>Why did the femanon take LSD and write binary all over the walls?
She wanted to trip code in the real world.
As always: NEETs welcome, wagecucks tolerated and femanons fucking insufferable!
>UPS only make a few million posts a day.
good show GOOD SHOW!
WHY DID THE RAPIST CROSS THE ROAD?
IT WAS THE VICTIM'S FAULT. IT IS ALWAYS THE VICTIM'S FAULT.
On Monday I start my second month in my new job. It's in my field, but more customer servicey than I'd like. I'm brilliant at it though, so there's zero chance of them firing me or even looking for a replacement.
However it is helping me towards my goal of having my own company as I'm saving up the salaries and waiting on inheritance, so I don't mind it too much; it's only temporary.
In my country you can't really just NEET around unless you get diagnosed with some mental illness that permanently prevents you from working or some shit, but those are a huge hassle to get validated and the chances are pretty low.
Once I get my business running I can finally start isolation :)
Here you go
These threads are the reason I live
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club seems to have changed its repertoire, but I don't complain.
In the year 584, in Lyon, France, 43 Catholic bishops and 20 men
representing other bishops, after a lengthy debate, took a vote. The
results were 32 yes, 31 no. Women were declared human by one vote.
What does the wife of a wagecuck say to him after sex?
I'll be home in 20 mins
>How many NEETs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - they're too busy screwing the wagecuck's wife! [/spolier]
>Did you hear about the wagecuck who loved his job?
Neither did I.
>A wagecuck walks into a bar...
A NEET says to him "I'll have a vodka and coke, please."
The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon. He stops for a moment, scratches his forehead, then asks a Cardinal,
> Can you think of a four-letter word for `woman' that ends in `u-n-t'?"
> "Say, thanks," says the Pope. "You got an eraser?"
i fucked up the spoilers on purpose btw
>A NEET, a wagecuck and a 4chan janitor are at a funfair where they come across a shady looking man at a stall.
>He tells the NEET that if he buys a ticket and is able to last five minutes out back with the man's vicious rottweiler, he'll win a thousand dollars. The NEET is no fool though and declines the offer. He then watches his wagecuck friend buy a ticket, then vanish round back with the stall owner. After ten seconds or so he runs out screaming, with his clothes torn, covered in bite marks. The NEET and the wagecuck hastily leave the funfair.
>After a few days they haven't heard anything from their janny friend so decide to go back to the funfair to find out what happened to him. They come across the same stall owner and ask him if janny managed to complete the challenge, to which he tells them that sadly the he was torn to shreds by the rottweiler.
>The NEET laments that it simply wasn't worth it for a mere thousand dollars. The wagecuck is taken aback by this and says to the stall owner, "A thousand dollars?! You were only going to give me twenty bucks!" The man replies, "Well that's more than I offered the other guy - he did it for free!"
Thank you, thank you! I kind of feel like cheating... I mean, what's easier than making fun of femanons?
Any /britfeel/ers in tonight?
>How can you tell if a robot is British?
They make a thread about it every 5 minutes.
How about you, wagies? You enjoying yourselves this evening? I'll make some jokes about you later on when you've gone to bed, after all, you've got to get an early night remember.
>what's easier than making fun of femanons? Well... Femanons.
He's unstoppable tonight
Ah fellow NEET, I am glad you are spending a lot of your FREE time writing jokes. They are very funny.
What do a wagecucks wife and a femanon have in common?
they both have taken multiple dicks today!""
thank you guys. crowd is crazy tonight.
>What does the wife of a wagecuck say to him after sex?
>I'll be home in 20 mins
>She thought it said 'Natural Histrionic' on the syllabus.
ahahahaha oh man, that's my new favorite
>whats the difference between an electric fan and a femanon
it costs money to keep a fan blowing
>when does a femanon start a new thread
when everyone in the old thread has seen her tits
>whats a femanons favorite thing to wear