>work on finances for a theoretical business as a group
>we all agree to get to work in two days, assignment due in seven.
>2 days in, check in late, see no work done
>Oh well, set down some background excel formulas (such as total assets being the sum of all asset cells).
>Next day see nothing but my own work
>Put down more excel formulas
>Talk to team and ask about it
>Say they'll get to it
>Put down the last of the excel formulas for cash flows, balance sheet, and income statement, fill in some cells myself
>Tell group I am done and the rest is up to them, I'm not carrying
>Check on it night before it's due, they are scrambling, do some help even though I said I wouldn't
>They meet up next day two hours before class, I check in to see if it will be finished on time, looks like it will
>go to lunch and attend class at 1:30
>Only me and one other member of our six man group is there.
>Receive text after class "tell professor we're almost to class to turn it in"
>Get 70% on it, guys couldn't balance a balance sheet
>Girl in the group tells me that I can fix it since I didn't do anything
>This girl did nothing until I saw her two hours before the project was due.
slightly, like my mom, but I never really had enough interaction with girls to actually encounter one like these
Did you try and talk to the prof? It is better to keep a cool head in situation like these and check your options so there won't be some kind of sudden blame shift because the girl gives the prof a bj.
OP here. Since nobody else is going to post, apparently, I'll tell another one.
>Early in semester
>Be put in group of five-six
>two-three drop out
>what's important is there are three of us left
>need to make powerpoint presentation about article
>I do work
>girl does work as well
>this guy named Andrey doesn't do jack shit, says he had family issues and apologises
>teacher says we'll get extra credit if we present our powerpoint
>Andrey suggests we do it
>We present, me and the girl have a nice intro and speak fluently about the subject.
>Andrey just stares at the slide presented, and mumbles what is on the slide
>we have to provide a translation
>next assignment, same thing basically
>offered to have assignment pushed back to after a test rather than before
>I am the only one who opposes this idea, it passes
>weekend comes, it's due monday
>I am unable to work on it, I'm moving into my new residence for university
>message Andrey asking about the status of the project
>He sends me an animated emoji of shock and says he was so focused on studying for that exam that the slideshow slipped his mind
>I feel terrible, the girl did everything herself
>Immediately correct any spelling or grammar mistakes she had, format it to look smooth, and other nuances to make it look great
>apologize to girl for being to busy but that I did what I could to make her work even better
>not sure if Andrey ever apologized
>Andrey's birthday comes along, buy him chocolate bar to get him to maybe want to help from now on, tell him he needs to pull his weight
>New assignment: edit a wikipedia article about a given subject
>our individual usernames will be tracked, grades will be an average of group score and individual score
>Andrey lazily skims articles that we already put information from, adding nothing
>Either before or after this, he asked if we could do him a huge one by hacking into his account and editing for him
Since then, I've called dead weight "Andreys"
>be in intro to engineering class
>project/presentation on alternative energy
>group if 4
>one guy is fresh off the boat Asian
>learned American culture thru little Wayne music videos and watching basketball
>wears snap backs, basketball shorts, gangsta shirts and gold chains
>just talks about Michael Jordan when we're trying to do work
>"what do you think about doing wind energy?"
"I don't know about wind energy, but Michael Jordan is best baskerbarr prayer ever"
"Anyone risten to the new Rittre Wayne arbum"
>"Eddie, no one gives a shit. We have work"
>Finally finish work and present
>got a 60
>dropped out of engineering
>have one guy as a partner
>pitch an idea for the project
>he likes it and gets started
>pretty much does everything on his own
>rags on me for doing nothing
>keep telling him I'll send him something soon, never do it
>he ends up doing everything on his own
>doesn't go to the prof cause it was my idea
>get a 90 on the assignment
>never hear from him again