Robots what the fuck is this on my dick? It started off looking

That's a wart
Way to go, you'll get them for the rest of your life

>>26283100
Not herpes. Some sort of infection on your skin.

Probably a pimple or boil. I got one once. Just put a warm compress on it.

>>26283100
is that really your dick? it has a weird shape

pimple, in-grown hair, that kind of shit

I get them once or twice a year it seems. It hurts like a bitch at first but it goes away after a few days

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It's pretty bulbous, and redder than it looks in the photos.

>>26283100
Have you been fapping too much? Looks like friction bump

>>26283144
It's small yet vascular when flaccid, which makes it look lumpy.

>>26283203
Yeah tbqh

>>26283100
>>26283187
Go to a free clinic, you need a soothing cream or maybe an disinfectant asap.

>>26283236
Kek, I had some of these when I lived by myself for a summer and had literally nothing to do. If you want it to go away take it easy for a few days

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Whenever I see a big pimple or wart I get an unnatural desire to bite it and remove it from the person's skin by force, I hate it

>>26283187
JUST POP IT HOLY SHIT THIS IS STRESSING ME OUT

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>>26283322
I can't its solid and it hurts

you jerk off too much. take it easy faggot.

>>26283360
I mean it must have fluid inside just try emptying it.
It's probably just nothing anyway

>>26283312
We all have skeletons in our closet

>i still eat my boogers

>>26283160
this

if it's bothering you, pop the fucker. Sterilize a pin by holding it in a match flame for a few seconds, prick the thing, and squeeze.
>we heart you like pricks so you can prick your prick

its an infected hair follicle; it could be staph.

>>26283539
back to 9gag. originality.

If it's hard it's a wart

If it's popable, its some kind of pimple/cyst/ingrown hair

>>26283100
Bot fly. As soon as it tries to hatch, smash it with a hammer.

>>26283100
Contrary to popular belief, you can get pimples in your dick.
I once got one and it hurt like hell.

>>26283100
>>26283187
Are you sure you're not showing us pictures of your forearm or something? We need a picture which shows the whole thing (preferably erected)

>>26283100
Its a sebaceous cyst.
Like others have said a warm compress is thebest treatment if you catch it in time.
If that doesn't seem to work after a week, you might need to bite the bullet and lance it and try to scrape out the solid core.
If it returns or you pussy out, go to the doctor.
Just don't let it get any bigger.
>I had one, couldn't pop it.
>tried a heating pad, didn't work
>tried lancing, but pussied out, didn't go deep enough
>to embrassed to get parents to take me to doctor.
>eventually it grew to two or three time the size of yours.
>huge an bulbous
>finally it popped
>tried to scrape out the solid core but it was too deep to get without performing surgery on myself.
>kept it clean with peroxide, alcohol and antibacterial ointment.
>still have a scar
>sometimes it swells a little so I have to pop and drain it like a chronic blackhead.

>>26283100
I have herpes. It ain't herp. Good luck anon.

>>26283187
>>26283100
put some needle in hot water and pierce throu this it wont hurt, then pop it throu the hole
source i had one of these on my gums and im not a pussys and handled it by myself

>>26283187
Look like there's some redness around it. It could be the beginning of cellulitis.

>>26284642
Are you a dumbass normie? How does a robot get herpes?