january crossed out edition
It's always time to post waifus
She can fly, shoot laser beams, is super-intelligent and has luxuriant hair, I believe you are mistaken anon.
>replied to the wrong person
>Had A2 physics coursework all day today
>Wasn't prepared, all of results are worse than shit
>That's 20% of my A2 gone
>Not a chance in Hell of me getting an A now
It's ok nymphanon
Even geniuses make mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
I'm still not over the fact they picked joey from friends. What the fuck?
Sachiko Fujinuma from Erase.
Dem lips on my ballsack STAT.
>>>/c/ Comfy lads? >>>/out/
might have a kebab 2night 2bh
I ate a curry using just the naan and no cutlery, I think I've gone native, chaps.
i took packed lunches
i just didnt want to have to wait in line
also there was sort of a sense of wanting to be different from everyone else, veiled superiority
it was convenient, and i had no friends anyway so i didnt need to go into the cafeteria
Why is it that normies have so much drama and negativity in their life. They thrive off it, negative tones are mandatory, i just don't understand. They are always talking and never shut the fuck fuc FUCK up. They always need to shout, CONSTANTLY engaged vocal chords; i fucking hate normies and i will kill them. i have to spend 40 cunt hours a week in a stinking fucking office with these shit stains; i would be better in a noise free segregation unit in a secure mental hospital; i am thinking of getting admitted into one
>''I have a waifu! She's the one for me!''
>Meet up with another autist every week to fuck the lonely away
This is the true love weebs go on about? Wew lad.
My family had a chef who brought packed lunches to me and my brothers at boarding school every day. In our case, I think it was our parents' petty attempt at saying "fuck you, we're even richer than you" to the other kids. The meals were really good, though, so whatever.
i pretty much only had lettuce sandwiches in white bread every day
my parents used to put them in a plastic fairy liquid box to save buying a lunchbox and people called me fairy all the time a few times people stole my 'lunch box' and ran around while i chased them going "THE FAIRYS GETTING LAIRY, SOMEONE HELP ME THE LAIRY FAIRY IS CHASING ME" and my lunch box was destroyed numerous times by cruel people
I got a MA in Classics, but I inherited a lot from my grandparents in my final year so I became a NEET as soon as I graduated. It's been 2 years so now I'm p sure it's too late to get a good job.
Anyone else main goal in life to become rich? I want to become rich so I can become a NEET forever. I am turning to crime to raise my capital. I want out of the rat race; i detest being around people everyday at work; it is not natural.
My main goal in life has shifted so many times. Now it's just come down to finding ways to stay busy and focused on a task or several, so that my mind never wanders elsewhere. Leaving me no time to dwell on anything.
If I were to put it in a video game sense, I'd just be constantly pursuing a grind
Waifu has been posted to be honest~
WHATS THAT SMELL?
WHAT IS THAT?
Finished building my tree farm room lads, went with 35 meters high so the ruler doesn't end too abruptly, next job is all the pipework under the floor.
How are you lot spending your Fridays?
Been on a diet since boxing day.. well I was hungry as fuck and could not resist a tube of BBQ pringles. Holy fuck were they delicious - ate erry damn crumb in record time. Also got a bottle of voddi and fully intend to get as drunk as can be, all polished off with a justeat takeout.
Who here gonna be /drunkard/ and /justeat/?
STOP BULLYING TILDE OR I'LL CALL THE COPS
I know, it's all a fucking mess and there's no way back. I am actually at the point where I can dig through my data like an archaeologist and find stuff I never realised I had.
>8 TB drives
Awful lot of eggs to put in one basket anon.
What kind lad? Those ones with the crunchy shell are divine, I always heat them up in the oven so they're like those hot spicy nut machines they used to have at posh cinemas and bars
i feel really empty today lads.
Some ""friend"" texted me on facebook to ask about my cousin. i'm a last resort and a fucking failure. i don't feel hungry or sad just tired.
who else just /existing/ here?
Which character should I include in my RPG lads?
>A lunatic stalker who talks about themself in the third person
>A big fat attention seeking wanker
>tfw no bossy but dominant chav gf to bully you
>tfw no dominant muscle girl that makes you lick her muscles and sweat after a workout
>tfw no tomboy gf to play games with or trap for
>tfw no goth gf or weird girl lthat likes to bite you or make you bleed
WAKE ME UP
Wasn't expecting much more. Went with the female MC, named her after myself.
It all kicked off when I tried taking the PS4 upstairs. Had to call my brother twice to get his "permission" in order to make my sister back off.
I've only just downloaded it so I don't know. I'll keep you all updated with my progress, although I will probably give up at the first hurdle desu.
Making good progress so far though, see.
Poleaboo is excited by the new Polish slave character on Coronation Street
Give up lad
It'll be too difficult for too little reward
They just care about keeping me down
They weren't watching TV downstairs either but they wouldn't let me keep it there and play either
>Give up lad
>It'll be too difficult for too little reward
Fuck me, you dour bastard. I'm making it because I have almost infinite amounts of free time, I'm not really looking for any reward.
Get us a few cans of guinness please, mate
I can't be asked to travel over an hour to see them
Lads I'm out of control, have started drinking 2 bottles of wine a night instead of the usual 1.65 that I drink.
Started shouting at the computer screen last night whilst watching question time about pakis etc. Mum got cross.
I had a friend once make a rpg maker game. He kept asking me to play it so I did for about 10 minutes. But no, he wanted me to play the whole thing damn thing. I would have but the thing was so generic and boring. le bad guy who wants to take over world, le hero has to stop him. He could make any game he wanted and he made the same shit you see in big budget video games.
Thank god not playing the whole thing didn't ruin our friendship.
>mfw I met my bf on /britfeel/ too
Happy other people are too desu.
Then this is the call we need to help anon make it not so shit tier, question is how can we make it more interesting?
Not too sure, all I know is don't make the story generic. You can do ANYTHING for the story so go wild.
I like the idea of including people from /britfeel/ desu. Poleaboo could be a boss who flings shit at you.
I got a problem lads. Going out tomorrow with the boys for drinks and poker but ate spicy pizza and drank a few cans of monster (helps me not smoke, probably worse desu but eh) and now my stomachs all topsy turvy and I've got the massive shits.
Anyone else /eatanddrinktoomuchshit/ here thinks I'll be alright for tomorrow? Dont wanna go out and spend the whole night shitting and stinking out pubs and the house.
>Going out tomorrow with the boys for drinks and poker
>2 bottles of wine a night instead of the usual 1.65
>In sports shop
>Sperg sperging out because he couldnt refund some muddy boots or some shit
>Literally starts REEEing and knocking shit off the shelves
>He comes over towards me
>Punch the fat fuck in the face
>Looks at me with tears welling in his eyes
>Runs out the shop crying
>Help the staff clear the mess he caused while we all laugh about him
>Got to talk to some of the qts and got some store credit
Today has been a good day.
Were you there at the time? Most of the replies were calling him a sad cunt and told him to stop.That disgraceful display has ruined it for us all.
I was planning to make fake dirtsheets to confuse the marks too.
anyone else getting this shit? A video trying to load on the page?
>KFC introduces the Take Five meal
>McDonalds gives me one of pic related
Things are looking up Anon!
nothing here pal
you're right, it was a damn shame. I feel like I should do something to post here and hopefully get some chat going but I'm not really sure what. Maybe we should have a movie night or anime night or something?
>tfw shaved, showered and silky smooth legs on fresh linen
I'm a sad cunt, have any whatever night that suits others and I will back you up desu.
Have a picture of Hatsune Miku's underpants as a token of my gratitude.
>spent about 30 minutes doing an iq test
>find out at the end you have to pay to get your results
I'm actually gay but I can imagine her puffy vulva is a cock bulge anyway
>Was hoping I'd never wake up
>Woke up anyway
Alright, I'll throw this out and see how much of a response there is. If we had a weekly night for watching movies or anime, when would people like to do it?
I usually shit on britbong for letting so many mudslimes in but it felt good being able to just walk into the GP and get free medicine just for being a britbong in education.
I guess it was a bit hopeful to expect that to be original.
picking up my new car tomorrow morning. thank fuck i dont have to get the bus anymore
You have fucked up thumbs. Get to a doctor asap.
As a social recluse I was wondering how easy is it to have a one night stand with a slag from a club? Are they usually so drunk that even someone with no social skills has a chance?
>tfw when you can feel yourself getting ill as the day goes on
>By 6 could barely function
>Just been in bed since getting home
Life of a wagekek, gonna be suffering on my days off
really wish i had a mummy gf right now to look after me
seeing as this poll isn't really going anywhere I'm just gonna move on to the next main question: what would people want to watch in a britfeel movie/anime night?
If you wanted something positive you should of gotten something cheap to easy to repair. Don't get me wrong BMWs are seriously nice cars, but they cost an arm an a leg to fix if they go wrong
You had a Felicia...
You wanna see something really scary?
Thanks lads. I just wish it was me, she at least was someone our family could be proud of and would probably do some good in the world, my family doesnt even speak to me anymore
Nah she was a nice girl, really nice
>Go to eat some Sainsbury's scones because they're the laziest thing ever
>Nothing to actually put on them
I don't know what led to this situation, but I know that I have been reflecting on it for the past 10 minutes. Spending 10 minutes thinking about it probably isn't a good sign, though.
I want to make a 2 hour rpg maker game with all default assets and an ok but unoriginal story, and sell it on steam for about 2 pound, I think you could make a few thousand of stupid weebs
>mfw when I finally get a suggestion and it's the best movie ever made
>watching china series on iplayer
>tfw no qt orient gf
But we're all weebs here.
If it's a non-anime movie then let's watch anything with Jackie Chan in it.
I think the potential issue here is that these sites need to have the video streamed from youtube. I might be wrong.
I guess Hiroshima Nagasaki is putting ads in archived threads now.
This is typical of him apparently.
That wouldn't be enough to satisfy me, .500 or bust
I once tried, it was awful. Would not recommend
Yeah. More than 10.
What do you mean the process of it?
>Get touchy feely
>Eventually back to hers or yours
>Struggle to get a boner for 5 minutes
>Fuck the shit out of her
It's that simple. It's easy to get laid when pissed up
That's what I was referring to. I got lucky one night and I couldn't get hard after 5 minutes so I said "forget it" to her and went to sleep.
I just feel like girls are impatient and if it ain't hard instantaneous then they'll not bother.
>couldn't get hard after 5 minutes so I said "forget it"
Wait... So you stopped? What the fuck are you doing, mate? You're aware you basically did what some women do to men... give them ''blue balls'', she was likely dying for it up until you said ''forget it''
>Not telling her to suck your cock anyway
>Not literally wanking in front of her for five minutes straight while staring at her as she undresses to ensure erection
? What were you thinking ?
>What were you thinking ?
I was thinking "I'm not getting hard here. She's probably getting fed up. is my dick not working?"
>Not literally wanking in front of her for five minutes straight while staring at her as she undresses to ensure erection
We were in bed. I spooned her and started fingering her and it was pretty dark in my room so I couldn't exactly see her.
Yeah. I realise I fucked up big time. I just always think girls expect a bloke to have a boner straight away.
Fuck sake lads. Went for an afternoon nap and just woke up...
HEY BRITS GET TO BED ALREADY
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME
>She's probably getting fed up. is my dick not working
This is normal. Everyone I know who's ever had a one night stand, me included... thinks this at some point. But you don't just stop trying, mate. Unless it's been literally an hour or two of tugging and slapping your cock... then yeah.
>I just always think girls expect a bloke to have a boner straight away.
You're thinking about it way to fucking much. This is how you end up not getting a boner and premature busting way too early...
Go with the flow... Stop thinking about the situation and just actually enjoy it as it's happening...
Same here. Apart from I fell asleep at 12am and woke up at 8pm confused, for fucks sake. Slept through like 5 phone calls and now I'm bored and going to be absolutely fucked tomorrow morning...Done nothing with my day because there's not much to do at 1 in the morning.
Could you elaborate on "go back to hers or yours" please?
It's the one thing I can't understand.
If anyone else knows, please explain explicitly including the piece of conversation that triggers you going home together.
You've skipped out
-exiting the establishment
-the conversation on the way home
-being let in/letting her in
-the short conversation before undressing or kissing prior to the sex
This is what I'm interested in.
A chad once tried to explain to me how to pick up women in clubs.
He said you go up to them say hi, and then ask them their name or what they study (students at the time)
That was it, that was his entire instruction, me and the other guy listening ended up laughing.
>exiting the establishment
''I'm going, you coming?''
''I'm bored of it here, let's go''
''We getting a taxi?''
>the conversation on the way home
Talk about how shit the night was, or something else you can mutually ''hate'' and joke about for a little bit.
>being let in/letting her in
???? This is literally self explanatory...
>the short conversation before undressing or kissing prior to the sex
There is no conversation if you do it right. If not, you end up sitting on the sofa chatting for an hour or so before awkwardly pretending to be interested in anything and everything that isn't her tits in your face
Literally... Don't think about it. Act in a way where it's almost like you're definitely gonna fuck and that's that. Obviously, don't be rapey but just be assertive.
Doesn't mean you're doing it wrong.
Just means you need to hit the gym or have something else about you that's attractive.
I know it's said a lot but it's true. If you've tried this and it doesn't work... you need to hit the gym and hit it hard.
I'm not saying ''be yourself'' at all.
I'm saying if your face is ugly, have a nice body. If you're face is attractive, your body can look like shit. (Obviously, not insanely fat or whatever)
Don't be yourself. Be a prick. Be a wanker. Stop being so nice but you definitely need a good looking face or an attractive body for this to work. You can have 1 of the 2 but you can't have none of them.
You browse 4chan way too much if you think height means anything. All in your fucking head
How is it shitty? It fucking works. I've seen it with my own eyes, what the fuck do you know, anyway?
>You browse 4chan way too much if you think height means anything.
>manlets actually believe this
My gf told me her and none of her friends would go out with a short guy. I know some girls will be a lot view them in the same way guys view fat girls, basically as non-sexual human beings.
I've literally had girls ask me where my mummy was and then cackle to their friends.
If you're short there's no hope, the only way I can get sex is by paying asian prostitutes because I could never be with a woman taller than me.
Okay, whatever you say. You just want an excuse for your laziness...
I'm 6ft 3 mate but one of my closest friends is literally 5 ft 5 and skinny as fuck and has shagged atleast 30 women at 22 years old... Yeah, I don't care what your gf said, she's one girl of millions...
Height means nothing.
See above. That's one girl. Who cares? Move on and try with another.
Yes mate, squash.
Yea like I said mate, some girls will fuck short guys, but a lot won't. The same way a lot of guys won't fuck fat girls but some will.
And fucking 30 women doesn't really mean anything depending on the quality. Scoring 30 goals in a kick about down the park is different than scoring 30 goals in the Premier League.
I've seen it work for people I know who were fucking perma-virgin autists until they started lifting, going out to bars etc, you know... actually trying...
>30 women doesn't really mean anything depending on the quality.
Yes it fucking does. Yes it does. Life is not a fucking porno, mate. Girls aren't always 10/10 in real life. You think his confidence is going to decrease when he thinks about all the women he's fucked? Or is it going to make him even more confident? You think he's going to get frustrated and end up going without sex for months/years? I don't think so.
>Yes it fucking does. Yes it does. Life is not a fucking porno, mate. Girls aren't always 10/10 in real life.
Anyone could fuck 30 munted/fat birds though. Well apart from some autists on here. It's not really anything to brag about unless they were fit.
>. You think his confidence is going to decrease when he thinks about all the women he's fucked? Or is it going to make him even more confident?
I think if he needs to think about how many women he has banged to increase his confidence that is pretty sad.
Since we're all feeling a little down, myself included. Here's some upbeat music. It's normie but some good stuff.
>Anyone could fuck 30 munted/fat birds though
>Well apart from some autists on here
>not really anything to brag about unless they were fit
How many birds have you fucked, mate?
Some of them were fit, anyway... but I still disagree. Doesn't matter if there fat or ugly, some of them are still picky. It still takes atleast some amount of effort.
>I think if he needs to think about how many women he has banged to increase his confidence that is pretty sad.
Fuck off. I can tell you've probably fucked about 3 birds in your entire life if that. I mean't his confidence when it comes to women... You know... The thing we're discussing. He's hardly gonna become more confident in his rock climbing ability by shagging birds is he? Muppet.
>listening to pleb tier shit
YOU CAN CHOOSE ONLY ONE MY DEAR FRIEND
>How many birds have you fucked, mate?
I've fucked four birds, I lost my virginity when I was 15, I am 23 now but have been in a long term relationship for the past 5 years. I have had countless opportunities to bang other birds in that time but I'm not really into cheating.
There's is nothing wrong with shagging loads of brids, if that is what you are into then enjoy it. I do think it is pretty sad though when someone uses it to as you say 'increase their confidence with women' and feels the need to brag about it.
When you say things like
>Fuck off. I can tell you've probably fucked about 3 birds in your entire life if that.
It properly makes you sound underage.
He's definitely pleb tier.
>not listening to musicians who are compulsive addict gamblers, crazed obessive writers, drug users and alcoholic types with a penchant for self destruction under the guise of it all being rock and roll
>No number of obese 40+ year old women would compare with having bagged a fit 17 year old.
This is how I know you're a retarded virgin. Of course it doesn't compare, but it's still fucking something... literally. Pussy is pussy, being picky is how you end up perma-virgin. Besides, I've seen him pull 10/10's or 9/10's so I don't think it even matters.
My point is... When you've fucked a certain number of women, all shapes and sizes, uglies and models... You don't put it on a pedestal anymore and this means, you attract even better looking women and ultimately, how you end up with an attractive long term gf.
>you say 'increase their confidence with women' and feels the need to brag about it.
Improving yourself is sad? Hahah good one!
Ask women if they want an experienced lover or a virgin... Find out for yourself.
>I have had countless opportunities to bang other birds in that time
>but I'm not really into cheating.
Sure thing lad
If you still have the mindset that adding another notch to your bedpost is an achievement, then you're still putting pussy on a pedestel.
Aim for quality over quantity and you'll find you have a much healthier and happier life.
For one, you won't need to go to seedy bars to pick up the over 40 women that you so vehemently defend.
>had countless opportunities to bang other birds in that time
Hold up lad, there's actual truth in these sort of statements. Not to back this guy up so much, but the second you get into a relationship, women are a lot more obvious with their attractions to you.
Its like some fucking voodoo magic, it can't really be explained outside of "can't have what you want" but women are more attracted to taken guys than single ones, they just know you've got a gf and want your dick because you're somehow desirable. I was fucking terrified when women smiled at me when walking by, even when my gf wasn't anywhere near, my general stride didn't change or anything and its a fucked system. I didn't want some slut trying to ruin my one chance at happiness.
>Improving yourself is sad? Hahah good one!
How is banging loads of 5/10s improving yourself?
>Ask women if they want an experienced lover or a virgin... Find out for yourself.
Women like experience, that's still no reason to brag about how many women you've banged. Like I said I lost my virginity when I was 15 and have pretty much had continuous access to sex since then over the course of four girlfriends so I would guess I am more 'experienced' than you or your friend, in terms of the amount of sex each of us has had.
Again, there is nothing wrong with fucking lots of different women if that is what you enjoy. But the way you talk about it as if it is a means to justify yourself and that it is something everyone should aspire too is kind of pathetic.
i can explain this
it's because they know you've been 'vetted' by a female already
and females are not cooperative like males, they are competitive so will try to steal the mate
as for women you see in public, of course they have no idea, this is just in your head
>it's a /britfeel/ talks about fucking sluts episode
This is a pretty comfy thread so far, how can I get a slut to sick my dick, lads?
>Eating ramen at 3am
I've lost control of my life.
>eating sausage rolls and maltesers at 3am
>need a piss
>normie roommates are still up and hanging out
>piss bottles are nearly feel
Save me, lads
It's so pathetic. I started cocking up at the game I was playing, but it shattered that thin screen of amusement and I realised "slightly pissed off" was how I always felt, only sometimes I don't notice.
Oh well, maybe in a couple of months I'll have found something to live for. Or the minor motivation to replay Mass Effect or something.
Or have you finally asserted total control?
>eating nothing because im a coward who doesn't want to go out of my room when there is a party going on outside.
That is exactly how I feel alot of the time senpai. It almost feels like work to do things I used to really enjoy.
I know all these feels. Things I used to enjoy just don't cut it for me any more and video games piss me off a lot nowadays because I'm so bad at 'em.
Don't know if you share the same feel but I feel like I've had enough of life and that I'm done. It's like this life is a TV show and I feel like dropping it because I know it's not gonna get any better.
Same here matey, I had a dream last night I was back in school. Was awesome.
It makes me think what is the point of living if you know the happy days are all in the past and confined to that short window of time.
I don't think I ever fucked up, just my run came to an end. In school I was a turbo chad with friends and gfs and now I am a suicidal NEET shut in while some of the kids who were robots in school are now successful chads. It is just a natural progression.
Punched a kid two years below me for some stupid fucking reason I barely remember, just that it was completely pointless.
Everything just kinda stopped after that. Luckily it wasn't too long before school ended.
This. Plus the whole 'permanent record' thing is a joke. It's just to scare kids. There's a record that the school has sure, but nobody gives a shit about it and it won't effect your gcse's or future.
for public schools, kicking someone out is absoloute last resort since they get more funding if you finish it at 16/18 (if it has 6th form).
there were numerous chavvy council house cunts at my old school who went around punching people randomly and were only suspended for a couple of weeks and put on "behavior report" (they have to get teacher to sign a piece of paper after every lesson, ov vey what a harsh punishment)
nothing that really matters.
Having a hard time distinguishing between feeling and thoughts though. Thats kind of interesting I suppose.
Elvis isn't really dead desu family
>How is banging loads of 5/10s improving yourself?
If you can't see why then you're stupid. If you fuck 30 women, chances are by that point... You're confident enough with women to not give a fuck when a better looking one comes along.
I can see why in the mind of an autist it doesn't seem like it, but in reality... Sleeping with any women, no matter how ugly is going to improve your confidence with other women. Do you think pornstars have trouble getting women outside of porn? You're a retard, congrats.
The rest of your post is just silly, mate.
>and have pretty much had continuous access to sex since
>I am more 'experienced' than you or your friend, in terms of the amount of sex each of us has had
Jesus christ you're Implying and I also think someones lyinggggg
Yeah no one was disputing this fact. Once you're with another bird it's like birds can smell it on you... Well, it seems that way but it's probably more to do with how you carry yourself when you're in a relationship and guess what? Confidence.
Yeah 3 am banteroo
>mfw i had one of those. used to sign it myself and if anything it taught me how to forge a signature lol
Slept in the spare riom last night lads. Is this it, am i losing her?
>backstory: getting married in the summer. She doesnt want my brother in the same kilt for some reason, hes not my best man but i still like my family in my kilt. Tell her hes getting it. She bitches but lets it go. He buys his step kid the same kilt roo. Id rather he didnt but dont.want to be a dick. She goes off in a huge bitch and rant about my family and how i have no balls. I just tell her to fuck off and walk away. Dont even bring up her shit eating cunt family.
? what are you doing ?
you're asking for trouble