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Weekend depression edition
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>tfw no catgirl gf
Just fucking end me lads
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>>26291142
Catgirls are insufferable IRL, used to have one in my D&D group and she would constantly rub up against people she wanted stuff from
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>have to go for a family and friends meal tonight

There won't be any fit birds there and it's just gonna be boring as fuck. I'll just have to get pissed.
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>watching twin peaks, it's pretty goofy and fun
>going on job seeking allowance
>don't want to because I feel like a leech doing it
>looking for jobs while I learn my driving
>still trying to sort out parking
>birthday is coming up soon havn't been out in a while, rarely post to my facebook so shits gonna look awkward no posts since last bday
>looking forward to deadpool hopefully not to memespouty
>gonna try some xcom 2 later

oh also pancake tuesday soon anons so get your stuff ready, any other anons up to anything fun or exciting?
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>>26291160
I don't mean a 3d girl with cat ears, I mean a real genetically engineered one.
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>>26291183
Oh.

Stop being a weeaboo faggot then
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Quite tired after last night but it was comfy times


Post waifus
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>>26291179

will your mum at least give you some GBP for going?
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>>26291179
Free food mate, it can only be a good thing.
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>>26291181
Don't worry about feeling like you're leeching whilst on JSA. I was in the same boat for a much longer time. As long as you're trying to find a job you're not leeching, it's the cunts with no intentions of work who are leeches.
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going to colombia to teach english tomorrow lads

giving up on the neet dream
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>>26291197

Damn it Azusa waifu anon I literally was just about to post, now it'll have to be a sad waifu picture rather than a happy one, you did this to her, I hope you're happy.
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>>26291183

http://www.zoophile.net/felines.php
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>>26291199
I don't live with my mum, so I don't know.

>>26291205
Nope. Got to pay your own bill.

>>26291207
I'm happy for you because Colombia is such a beautiful country, but try not to die.
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>>26291186
No(t an original comment)
o
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>>26291213
It's my gimmick anyway get your own one

Also thank you for not calling her Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa this time I will give you a nice happy image because of that
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>>26291214
>http://www.zoophile.net/felines.php
I'm not into fucking cats lad, only pic related
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>>26291207
Bring me back a souvenir
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Was escorted by security out of my local pub last night for nudging a mirror off the wall. That was fun
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>>26291197
Was very comfy and nice. Should have let me cuddle in bed though la.
>>26291213
Cucked and fucked.
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>>26291247
7 years of bad luck?
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Fuck sake lads, roof over my bed is leaking.

Some chavs got up on the roof last year and smashed it up and kicked all the felt off so it started leaking all over the place. Got it repaired but now that it has been raining heavily it has started leaking again.
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>>26291197

Not feeling too good about today lads. Got my head in a strange place.
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>>26291258
It didn't smash so I'm good m8. I literally touched it slightly and the entire thing came off the wall.
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>>26291237
>>26291237
>It's my gimmick anyway get your own one

Waifu posting belongs to all of britfeel!

ree
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>Nobody in the Steam group chat
lads

>>26291269
What's wrong Sakulad
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>virgin media just put my bill up

Anyone know if they mentioned an increase in prices? I seem to remember something but not clearly.

If not, it's time to give abdullah a call.
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>>26291269
What's up lad? Just feeling a bit down?
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>>26290265
azulad is rich? Why's he dating a man in that case? All he needs to do is flash his cash and he could very easily get a chick. Nigga could get a chick who looks like his waifu.
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Off to the gym to stare at normies lads.
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>>26291309
I still live at home lad
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What is it called when you're fully socially adjusted, have a job, have friends, have no trouble talking to and meeting strangers, can comfortably participate in social situations but at the end of it all would rather just be alone.
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>>26291345
A normie introvert
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>>26291282
>>26291300

Got myself caught in an existentialist loop.

In hindsight, getting on /r9k/ and flicking through >>26289500 thread was probably not a sensible way to start the day.
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>>26291348
Well then that's me. I only go somewhere and do something if it's something I want to do or if it benefits me.
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Is any other bong as obsessed with Saint. Elliot as I am? Thinking about taking a pilgrimage to look at his old house. Any takers?
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>>26291349
Just have some pudding and chill lad.
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>>26291207
enjoy being a travelwagecuck, the most subhumane of all wagecucks.
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>>26291349
>Got myself caught in an existentialist loop.

If it's any consolation, one day we'll all be dead and nothing we've done will ever matter.
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>>26291218
>I'm happy for you because Colombia is such a beautiful country, but try not to die.
im pretty bricking it desu, not because i think im gonna die, just never done anything like it before and its all a bit daunting. might have to hit the gin today desu
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>>26291368
Maybe some Americans but he was a bit of a bellend to be honest with you mate.
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>>26291373

that's a good shout pal, will do

>>26291391

I'm not sure if this is what depresses or relieves me desu
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>>26291397
ur a bellend
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Still on the train home from azulads, the travel is worth it though lads :^)
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I sure hope someone will set up a tinychat this evening or whatever it was we had last week.

J-just saying
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>scroll through this thread
>literally 99% waifu posting

Has it gone too far?
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>>26291449
Are we still doing this meme?
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>>26291471
This is /britfeel/ where Brits discuss their feels, there is no greater feel than loving somebody who you will never even share a reality with
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>>26291489
But the majority of the threads now are just about two gays that met up and need to remind the thread that they meet up? That's not even /r9k/ stuff, that's just /soc/ or /brit/
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>>26291160
that sounds really, REALLY cute.
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>>26291523

Isn't it strange that on an imageboard built around anonymity britfeel has all these personalities and persistent characters?
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>>26291535

Sounds cute, but IRL girls like that are usually not cute at all.
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>>26291536
No, because people will always find ways to attention seek.
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rip bennies to the lad above me
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>>26291536

anonymity is being namelesss, not being personality-less
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>>26291536
It's not the personality thing I'm bothered by, it's that /britfeel/ posters will turn into the /brit/ posters they claim to be so separate from as soon as they have the ability to. The joke of normalcy and robots being separate is laughable. I've always said that /r9k/ posters will turn to the very things they claim to loathe as soon as they're given the opportunity and it's just another example of that being true
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>>26291523
The 'waifu' is just to get around avatarbans. They don't care about their gook characters, if they did they wouldn't meet up and fuck some other autist.
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pull up on a nigga like
what the fuck a nigga doing
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>>26291394
did you do a tefl course or what?

i'm quite interesting in doing something like that desu
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>>26291571
I'm not commenting on the waifus. I'm commenting on the fact people that claim to be different from "normies" are actually just normies who don't have the current ability to brag like everyone else would. Once they have that, they have to resort to it. There is no difference between them and posters on /brit/ or /soc/
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How much do you get on benefits? I can't imagine living on them.

I get 500 bong for 3 days work which I don't think is bad at all. Especially seeing as 80% of my income is disposable.
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>>26291551
RIP your bennies
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>>26291590
yeah did a 120 hour tefl course

u need a degree too tho for basically all jobs
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Lads how do I into free government flat?
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>that awkward moment when you have to say bye to the girl you brought home last night and you don't know her name

cringe city lads
population: me
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>>26291599
>I can't imagine living on them.
If you live with your parents and they pay for food and shit, bennies are fine as it's basically just extra money to spend on entertainment.

If you live alone then no, it's not feasible long term and you find yourself eating through savings.
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Reminder one of Junlad or Azulad are fat as fuck going of the picture posted.
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>>26291619
https://www.gov.uk/council-housing/apply-for-a-council-home

As a single male you can expect to be waiting about 3 years. They will give them to any slapper with a kid before you, or any paki fresh off the boat.
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>>26291617
what was the course like?

did you do an online one?
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>>26291641
I don't remember any picture being posted, can you link/repost it?
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>>26291660
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26244493/#26247845
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>>26291617

You just reminded me of my regrets at not taking a hydrofluoric acid handling course when I had the opportunity to and now I'm sad. Thanks for ruining my weekend anon.
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Do any of you know what an "Engineer Officer" does in the military?
Is it actually an engineering role or just a glorified mechanic?
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>>26291644
20 hours in classroom

100 hours online

pretty easy
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why do I want a chav girl to bully me lads
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>>26291676
Oooh that?
Didn't twig that was them. Pair of little rent boys.
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Do you feel like you sort of 'worship' the way you behave when you've had some alcohol?
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I'm applying for a (POUND SIGN)1500 summer project grant, but I'm having trouble fleshing out the "reasons for application and choice of subject" section. It says "no more than 300 words" but all I have atm is:

>The major reason for me choosing this project is because I wish to augment my practical computational skills by applying my educational progress to a rapidly growing and advancing field such as virtual reality.

Anyone got any tips?
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>>26291687
what course provider did you go with?

good luck btw m8

i'm jelly desu
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>>26291701
The project is about VR visualisation fo data sets, by the way
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>family friend i don't know in kitchen
>havent eaten in 17 hours
>cant go down to the kitchen to get summat to eat
I didn't want to die like this
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Laying in bed miserable with nothing to do. No sense of fulfilment in my life due to being a NEET and all my friends live in different time zones and went to bed. It's times like this I question the futility for my existence.
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I'M FASTER THAN A SPERGLORD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFWrRU1zSYQ
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>>26291750
yeh but, you could have something nice to eat and play some mindless vidya game. and thats a better life than the majority of the population of the planet.
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>sitting in white addidas track pants amd a plain tee.
>need milk
>'fuck it'
>grab fred perry track top and nike hi tops
>nip across to asda for milk
>bump into old friend
>he looks at what im wearing and has a judgi g face on.
I just wanted to be cosy.
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>>26291118
>wake up
>run downstairs to see if posties already been
>mfw he was at the door as soon as I got downstairs
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>>26291711
I know that feel, though it's usually with people I do know. I'll go down for a drink, say the standard "Alright, *insert name here" and then they'll ask me how I am as is polite, and I'll just say "not bad" every time. The fact that all I can say is "not bad" stops me from going down most of the time.
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>>26291702
teflacademy

cost me like 170 but that was a half price promotion, cheap courses crop up all the time tho
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>>26291763
We're poor, meaning shit food, and I only have an Xbox one with a few decent games.
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>>26291785
>you have to pay for the privilege of teaching third world rats English
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>>26291766
I feel like a disgusting bottom-dweller wearing joggers, but the comfort is too intense. When I find a job I'm gonna spend a lot of money on smarter but comfy running and gym attire.
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>>26291617
>u need a degree too tho for basically all jobs

what u on about m8

http://www.theteflacademy.com/degree-not-required

you can teach in columbia without a degree and plenty of other countries too
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>>26291810
He'll also have shit accommodation with shit internet too. It's hell for a robot. Probably have to share a room with someone, like that china lad was talking about a few weeks ago.
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>>26291829
why would you choose such a subhumane job
traveling job fucking sucks, I've done it before.
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>>26291831
>like that china lad was talking about a few weeks ago.
link to the thread please, i will soon get a travelwagecuck job too in the industry and probably will have to go to china
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Look at all these depressed brit NEETs.

Let's get them cleaning up our streets.
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>>26291845
where did you teach and why did it suck?
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>>26291850
It was weeks ago, I can't be fucked to find it.
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>>26291678
Officers don't do anything, they're managers and directors. You want to be an engineer, then go in as a soldier
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>>26291819
>tfw jd sports has some.good comfy sportswear
>tfw all the local scum hang out there.
I dont even want your mckenzie shite. Im here for the lacoste and fp
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>>26291845
meh it might suck but its only for a few months. got nothing better to do
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>>26291871
>TFW can't be a soldier because I was diagnosed with depression and told the doctor I wanted to an hero
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>>26291867
he probably resembles pic related

and went to korea hoping to find a waifu

bless him
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>>26291867
>>26291898
not a teacher. Industry electrician cuck. its good if you are a alphafag so you can fuck tons of chinese bitches and shit
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>>26291855
I think that if you're a NEET they should make you work for your bennies. Not a full time job, but some form of work for a 2-3 hours every other day. Only way you should be able to get out of it is if you're ill. If you're not ill and won't do it I'd cut your benefits.
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Party in half an hour lads
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>>26291895
Sports direct is where it's at man. There's a superstore a town over from me and they have all the best shit on sale all the time, comfy but not chavvy. It's mostly casual gym wear.
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>>26291920
NEETS that are where they are by choice and claim benefits infuriate me, I despise this lifestyle and don't just choose it to lounge around in solitude playing vidya.
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>>26291924
he looks like he'd be selling me class A drugs if he didn't get out of his non-league career
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I thinks I go forwards
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>>26291963
>I despise this lifestyle

Why? Name one better lifestyle than NEET lifesyle.
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>>26291855
Fine by me. Give me two jobs, seven days a week, 8 hours a day for both. You will not get a single complaint from me as long as both jobs are at least minimum wage
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>make pot noodle
>fall asleep
>pot noodle is kill
No worse feel 2bh
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>>26291982
there isn't a best lifestyle (except maybe being some ultra rich jew), whether the NEET lifestyle is best depends on you. your interests, how much money you want, and so on. except if we compare wagecuckjobs that pay effectively as much as you would get as a NEET.
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send me please viral lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiSxmWEpz2k
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>>26291920
Only if its for charity organisation or helping the community.
I have a guy at my work who is on the dole but has to do 'work experience' here for nothing but anotger 10quid a week for 'lunch'.
I work at b&q a major retail chain that can afford to pay staff. I also know hes not getting a job at the end.
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>>26291963
Feels bad that some wagie who can't form a coherent sentence has to pay for me.

Oh wait, that is the epitomy of capitalism.
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>>26291982
A thriving social life where you engage in various interesting activities with friends, have a happy relationship, and get a sense of fulfilment from working a good job that pays for your lifestyle and makes you appreciate your luxuries more
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>>26291933
>sports direct
Mate, if i wanted no fear and bottom tier lonsdale id go to the sunday market.
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>>26291997
Well I'll bet you do bettter in your next pot needlings.
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>>26292003
True, very true senpai. The meet life is suited to some and back in the past I would've enjoyed it
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>>26291982

Inheritance fag, people who actually enjoy what they do as a job, high pay low work jobs etc.

NEETdom is good for time, but living on scraps is shit.
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>tfw nobody replies to your request for help
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>>26292013
>working a good job that pays for your lifestyle
>a thriving social life where you engage in various interesting activities with fiends
>have a happy relationship

Pick one and only one
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>>26292012
I don't feel bad at all, wagie that can't form a coherent sentence can die for all I care. I just hate that some people choose the miserable lifestyle I live
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>>26292022
Maybe my superstore just sells better shit DESU
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>>26292045
Friends, I was my happiest when I had good friends and would do shit with them.
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>>26292045
wtf? I'm wagecuck and have all 3
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>>26292004
That was brilliant, Callum
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>>26292052
I hope so senpai my store is small and shitty.
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Just stuck 12 quid on Leicester and Spurs to win today lads
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>>26291296

you've got a 30 day period after contract changes to leave without penalty
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>>26292123
I don't want to leave, they're the best ISP I've ever had. I just don't want them bumping my bill up every other month for no reason.
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>go on iplayer
>see this

And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
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>>26292135
Realized it's almost 4 years since I left school yesterday. Incinerate me senpai
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>>26292135
NO ONE TOLD YOU WHEN TO RUN
YOU MISSED THE STARTING GUUUUN
BYEEEEEEEWWW JAAAAAAAANNNYAAEEEEEEE
BEBEWWIDLEEEEEWWWW
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>be skinhead
>wear baggy hoody which makes me look hench
>chavs and kids never mess with me

jokes on them I'm an aspie weeb
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>>26292147
>Tfw you realise you've now spent more time out of school than you did in school
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I've a question for my fellow Brits. Seems to me like my friends over in the US have it a lot easier with dating, seems the culture over there allows us autists and outcasts to relate with girls easier, more subcultures, lower standards, and different taste in guys. Over here it seems to me like everyone has a hive mentality and the majority of people are outstandingly normal. Is that the case?
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>>26292147
5 years here senpai
Most of my school mates graduated 2 years ago and I've still got at least another 18 months left. At least I'm not NEET like most of them are
>>26292215
Every normie over here pretends to be the exact same person (in my experience anyway), and if I had enough introspectiveness(sp?) I'd probably realise I'm the same
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>>26291179
Why would you want to go if there were fit birds there?
Why would you want to be near women ever?
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>>26291197
Here~

Got so much stuff to do today desu~
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>>26291197
Need to go to town to get my brother a birthday present but it's pissing down outside. Not happy desu
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>>26292246
stick with it and have a productive day lad.
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>>26292246
SO MUCH TO DO TODAY LIKE SHOW US YOUR BOIPUSSY
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>>26292147
I ledt school 11 years ago bro. Feels weird thinking about it.
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Want something comfy to watch lads, any recommendations? No anime though pls
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>>26292257
I love rain, something about it makes me more comfortable going outside. It shields me from normies.
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>>26292276
maybe X-files if you like 90s town and forest comfy, with a little spooky.
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>>26292291
>tfw never live in a small town like twin peaks or the place from deadly premonitions.
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Being 6 years old, feeling spoojed out by the weird bald man feels:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjnS472dZmYFGsZzUmvCN80GhQ4fo1Yty
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>>26292276

Watch the BBC 4 documentary on Ada Lovelace, the woman presenting it is a qt.
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>be me
>18 neet
>depressed, insomniac, stopped eating you get the idea
>Just learned that there's a very good chance that I have chronic kidney disease
>fuck
Wat do senpai?
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>>26292363
>Ada Lovelace
I get the feeling they were desperate to make a programme for female empowerment and this glorified lab assistant was all they could dig up.
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>>26292397
blog about it on 4chan

nah but seriously get on some medical forums and get the best doctors etc you can
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>>26292417
Wasn't she just rich and bored and didn't actually do anything?

It's odd that they don't try and mike Florence nightingale.
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>>26292397
>all my problems are in my head

Id est your ailments are fabrication.
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>there are people ITT who consume pornography
>there are people ITT who imbibe wicked poisons
>there are people ITT who haven't subordinated themselves to a higher power
>there are people ITT who are slaves to their primitive desires
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>>26292417

There's certainly some aspect of that but it turns out she was bretty smart all the same. She wrote the first computer program in 1843.

I don't know man watch it and make your mind up for yourself, it's not like you have anything better to do.
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>>26292447
Very very good post
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>>26292447
I guess the only one there that applies to me is yet to submit to a higher power.
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>>26292459
She didn't write shit, she organised cards. She was basically there for Babbage to put his dick in from time to time.
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managed to leave the house in the day time earlier without taking any valium etc for anxiety, still spergeD out in the post office and screamed THAAAAAANKS at the poor paki qt girl working there but at least I didnt throw up or wet myself.
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>>26292435
I had some bloodwork done for a physical and they noticed some problems with my liver enzymes being elevated and some other shit so they scheduled me for an ultrasound. My eGFR is much, much higher than normal levels so theres a very high chance that I CKD or chronic kidney failure
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>>26292459
>watch propaganda then make up your mind
nice try

If a man did the thing she did, they would not have all this fanfare. She is way less interesting or important than babbage
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>>26292514
Well that's quite serious, maybe you should see a doctor.
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My prescription came today, just in the nick of time. Spent the whole morning shitting mucus, but now it's over.
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>>26292447
Fuck outta here with that kike
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>>26292531
Yeah I'm probably going to schedule another appointment today and call my doctor its just that I dont know what to do. I just learned that there's a very real chance that I'll die in a matter of years it all depends on how bad it is and how quickly it progresses. This is just feels so fucking surreal I dont know what to do? I never thought that this would halpen to me.
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My dad is forcing me to have driving lessons lads
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>>26292447

Define wicked poison, ya puritan chump.
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>>26292665
You're an adult, you should want to be driving
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>>26292665

I was shit scared of learning to drive until I actually got behind the wheel. I feel a million times safer when driving than I did in a car if someone else was driving.
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>>26292668
What do you think? He's referring to alcohol, the devil's drink.
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>>26292679
but all i want to do is suck cock
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>>26292698
And a car means you can go dogging in the woods. See, win - win
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>>26292693

Are you guys muslims? But either way I don't drink, hate hangovers.
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>>26292679
It costs money though and I have a bit of a phobia of cars. Even I get my license I will never actually drive or get a car anyway. I never really leave my bedroom let alone the house to anywhere far away I would have to drive too.
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>>26292717
Hardly drink after destroying myself from drinking daily from 18-23 (28 now). Doctors never believe me when i say youre lucky if i have a pint a month.
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Who /notactuallyabrit/ here?
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>>26292758
how did drinking like that affect your mental state? I can barely string a sentence together (possibly because of the booze)and i'm only 22.
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>>26292796
Doesn't matter as long as you have a good day and smile, anon
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Can cash out on my bed for 32 quid profit so far lad or I can hope Leicester hold on for another 40 minutes and Spurs beat Leicester and I will win 100 bong
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>>26292717
>tfw turning everyone at work against the muslim guy while drinking at the pub with them
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>>26291701
>(POUND SIGN)1500
You mean 1.5 kilobongs lad
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>>26292887
>And Spurs beat Watford

I meant
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>>26291118

Twitter war with the Turk entering its' third day now, he seems to be as determined as I am to have the last word.
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>>26292525

Yeah, but she was a bit of a qt herself.
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>Friend of my flatmate wants to fug
>My chance to be a normie appears
>I have a huge fucking boil right on my shaft
>it appeared about a week ago
>This has never happened before (hideous growth on dick and a real girl wanting to have sex with me)
Why is life so cruel lads
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>>26293043

Just pop it you sissy.
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>>26293043
You won't even notice once you have the condom on
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>>26293100
An oozing mess and then a scar is probably wose
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>>26293130

Pop it and cauterise it, do you have a soldering iron?
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>>26291997
>tfw ill and no shincups

Could murder a proper pub scotch egg too desu

>>26292276
https://vimeo.com/groups/96331/videos/80799353
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>>26293043
lance it and drain the fluid

she wont even notice with a condom
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>>26293169
>cauterising your dick
stop it, he might actually believe this
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Gonna treat myself lads: 4 bacon rashers per roll
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Got my first therapy session coming up, what should I expect?
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i have to fly along way tomorrow. i'm nervous. do i get drunk today to kill the nerves and be hungover tomorrow, or do i stay fresh for the big day and endure the anxiety. vote now.
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>>26293327
Mumbling and hot flushes from you, and bored eye rolling from the Indian therapist
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>>26293331
it's illegal to fly drunk
just stay up and take a long nap on the flight
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>>26293298
What a daredevil. My mum makes them with 1.5 rashers per sandwich, as though rationing is still in effect. It's incredibly depressing.
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>>26293354
But bacon comes in packs of 8 doesn't it?
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>>26293350
im not going to fly drunk. im going to (potentially) drink now. i fly tomorrow.
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>>26293371
Get drunk on the plane then once you're over half way shout ALLAHU ACKBAR at the top of your lungs and watch people pee themselves
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>>26293350
No its not, I always get drunk before I fly
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ARR LAD TOMMY SPEAKING NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjPWlZJVlkg
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So lads a girl from my uni course is into me I think, she talks to me on Snapchat occasionally but I have no idea what she's into, what should I talk to her about? I think I've got a chance and I don't want to fuck it up being an autist
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>>26292798
It fucked me up. I can barely get my shit together. Im so braindead it took me ages to get good at my shitty mcjob. Lifes on track now but took me years of hardly drinking to get here.
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>>26293413
so its possible for the brain to fix itself? I'm also braindead and it's going to be a shitty life if it stays this way.
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>>26293431
People recover from strokes, alcohol can't be much worse
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>>26293407
>snapchat
fuck off normie
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>>26293350
Do you mean as a passenger or a pilot?

I always have a few pints in the airport and then a few drinks on the plane as well. Makes it less nervy and really comfy.
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>>26293458
>

Except in an emergency, no pilot of a civil aircraft may allow a person who appears to be intoxicated or who demonstrates by manner or physical indications that the individual is under the influence of drugs (except a medical patient under proper care) to be carried in that aircraft.
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Have any of you ever sent the first message on tinder? What did you say?
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>>26293331
Start drinking at the airport and on the plane lad, being hungover flying will make it worse

>>26293350
only if you're a stupid chav who gets rowdy
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>>26291181
if you're genuinely looking for jobs then don't feel like a leech for going on JSA, that is after all what it's there for

good luck mate, good on you
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Just put cheese in my super noodles boys amd it's fucking delicious
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>>26293487
How come they sell booze on the plane then?
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>>26293413
how much were you people drinking?
I drink quite a lot and it hasn't bothered me at all, although I didn't start drinking a lot till about 27
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>>26293487
A couple of pints isn't going to make you a staggering mess unless you are a lightweight.

Have you ever been to an airport? they all have bars people drink before flights all the time. You can then have another couple on the plane to push you into sozzled and nap
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>>26291523
>>26291566
this

i'm sorry to say but 'waifu(avatar)posting' has ruined /britfeel/
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>>26293508
Cheap slice of processed cheese in a shincup is 10/10
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Okay lads do I cash out on my bet now for 60 bong or do I wait and hope Tottenham beat Leicester to claim a whole 100 bong
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such a shame this song is so short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHlo_N34vuo

Extras was a great series
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Been watching constatine. Not bad desu senpai
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>>26293552
>Tottenham beat Watford

Why do I keep saying Leicester
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>>26293043
SHAVE THOSE FUCKING PUBES LAD
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I'm listening to the Floating Points Essential Mix while hungover.

Am I a normie?
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>>26293192
She wouldn't notice it without a condom either.
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>I can't go on like this
>decide to go to back to college to learn something practical
>no courses of this kind are provided in my area
>you have to interview to get in anyway

Fuck it, I'm going on bennies.
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>>26291701
>>26291709
Maybe actually write about what you want to do instead of buzzwords

where do you apply for a summer project grant though?
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>>26293691
do an apprenticeship mate
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>>26293706
I'm too old.
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>>26293719
how old are you bruv
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>>26293719
How old are you?

I did an apprenticeship to be an electrician and there were people in their 30s/40s doing it.
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>>26293601

Tough one, Watford drew with lelsea. I would say stick with it though, Spuds are pretty good this season.
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>>26293365
Or 6 or 12, it differs from shop to shop.
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>>26293492
but i want to get drunk ;(
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Lads, weird question here

I've got a gf (pls save reee until the end)
And basically, I had this crush on this girl from my class from back in school anyway been and done, I'm 22 now years ago.
Anyway, I had this dream I was in a relationship with this school girl crush and it was awesome, much better than my current one (which is still awesome I just don't know).
Then, I wake up an today out of the blue this girl has messaged me if I want to catch a movie and dinner sometime, completely random haven't talked in years.
Kinda confused I agree, but what's confusing is she's got a literal Chad bf.

Is movie and dinner just normal friends do to catch up? Seems a bit "datey" but I'm so confused by the random dream and then text I'm still going

What should I expect? Is it just a friendly "Hello?"
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>>26293354
Sounds awful lad. Is it cheap tiny bread or does she just not care that there's bites with no bacon?
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>>26293748
I am panicking now looking at the line ups. Ali and Son on bench, Chadli and Lamela starting.
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Some proper flids moving in next door
It was comfy having no neighbors after the first bunch but I can just tell I'm going to be appearing on nightmare neighbors from next door
Not sure if they're pakis or not but they talk really loud
>>26293771
ask /int/britcucks/
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>>26293782
She gets really nice barmcakes from the local bakers but she's just stingy as fuck. If I make breakfast she only eats half of it just to prove a point.
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>>26293740
>>26293745
28. If you're over 25 I think you have to pay for it rather than the government. There's way too much competition from younger people for me to be considered.
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>>26293771
You should go but make sure you to tell your current girlfriend because if you try and keep it a secret and she finds out, you're fucked.

Don't be a moron and leave your current girlfriend for this new girl, it won't work out, it never does, trust me senpai.
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>>26293824
No harm in applying. You could do it at night after work, that's what my dad did. He worked stacking boxes in a factory for 30 years then finally decided to fuck it off and get a trade and now he's got mad dollar bills.

There's nothing stopping you but yourself, just apply.
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>>26293819
>Wasting food to protest wasting food
You should get your dad to spank her
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>>26293873
>dollars
>just be yourself
REEEE
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>>26293873
An apprenticeship is like a full time job except a one day week you go to college.

They are very competitive if you don't want to be an apprentice sandwich artist. It was easier to get a job which pays money. I got rejected for loads of them they said I met all the criteria but they didn't want me. Probably because they get way less government money if you are over 18 and then less if over 21
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>>26293838
Current gf I've known a year, this other girl I've known since age 4

Im not gonna leave anything I'm just wondering what this chick is thinking in asking me out
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>>26293904
It depends on the apprenticeship/college. I did the 1 day at college, rest of the week at a company. My dad did the night school type. Not every college offers the night school version though.

There was plenty of people on it who just worked a standard shelf stacking job the other 4 days a week, none of the dudes from college ever came to visit you at work or anything so it's completely possible.

I managed to get on mine easily, but I was 17 at the time. You just gotta keep applying and get in the queue for next year's intake.
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>>26293919
Her boyfriend is probably treating her like shit and she wants someone to talk to.
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>>26293979
I hope that's true, I liked being her friend, and I think I'll be a better friend back now the teenage "me want sex" thing has passed
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Just had a creme egg pot of joy lads, it was lush. Not as sweet as a real creme egg which was a very good thing desu ne.
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>>26292698
come suck my cock

oc
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>>26293919
what if she's just using you to make her chad bf jealous
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Alright, looks like I am not going to get kicked out of uni anymore~

That's one good thing I suppose.
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lads are the ruby and sapphire remakes any good?
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>>26294199

Not if you carry on like this. Getting kicked out might have been a watershed moment in your life, whereas now you'll just trundle along as you are, getting fatter and fatter.
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>>26294199
How come you were gonna get kicked out?
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Which one of you is playing 'Cricket Heroes' on Steam? That sounds like the most boring game ever.
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Mum please go shopping I want to have a wank.
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>>26294399

How the fuck do you know that family?
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>pick up 2 crates of beer from the shop
>woman behind the counter smiles
>"ooh party tonight?"
>"y-yeah"

We both knew that was a lie
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>>26294512
Why do they do this?

I just go to the pakis now as they don't ask questions.
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>>26294512

When I was drinking heavily I went to morrisons once and bought 5 big bottles of vodka and 2 bottles of coke whilst sweating profusely.

>" that's not much coke to go with it"
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>>26294597
>"Really? I was just thinking about putting one of the cokes back"
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>>26294597
You should have said something russian sounding in a heavy accent
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>sister comes over uninvited
>asks me why I haven't got a job yet
>starts applying me for the most literal wageslave jobs without telling me
>put my details up
Fuck off, i'm not doing these 40 hour jobs for 200 a week
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cut my finger with a rusty blade, think im gonna die?
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>>26294763

Yo slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
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>>26294763
should go and get a tetanus shot tbqh
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>>26294783
think I had one once in school. is that good enough?
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>>26294787
No you need a booster
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In the bath desu lads
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>>26294810
If you are cute post pics.
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>>26294787
DON'T GET ANOTHER ONE

I got one and it gave me autism.
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Does anybody else really want to live in a weird cyberpunk city like Hong Kong or one of those other filthy chinese cities? Bladerunner/Kowloon sort of thing

I don't know why but I just look at things like pic related and can't help but feel like it looks cool as shit. It would probably be horrific after a while but a part of me still wants to live there.
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>>26294846
fuuck off you freak
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>>26294806
okay I guess ill have a trip next week.

>>26294848
think I already got the autism.

>>26294871
worst place I could imagine living, as a human I need light, and green.
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>>26294871
>after a while

You wouldn't last 5 seconds in that kind of a world. You can't even be self sufficient in this world, how are you going to manage there?
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>>26294871
No. It may look pretty in photos but that doesn't mean its a nice place to be.

Anyone who wants to live in such close proximity to other people is a normie freak.
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>>26294874
Soap your cock up and post it you fucking faggot.
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>>26294846

I am not cute sadly D:
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7months left of my gap year and I havent done a whole lot, really need to just starting doing something, anything, otherwise i'm going to hate myself in september when i've not improved myself. considering a steroid cycle in the summer to make sure I at least am bigger than everyone in my course
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>>26294967

Good idea mate. If you're taking a year off then you better at least shrink your balls to raisins and get acne all over your body.
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>>26294967
>pick random European city
>fly there for like 30 quid on ryanair
>fuck around for a bit
>come back or go somewhere else

Congratulations you've just done something on your gap year.

Berlin is nice and cheap, try going there.
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>>26295008
Berlin is shite, better off going to Prague.
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>>26295008
Berlin is the most boring place on the planet plus its full of pakis
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Going to get a curry tonight, going to have some good father-son bonding over a good curry. i think it will go well.
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>>26295008

I went to Cluj and had a great time. Flying from Luton to Romania, and realising that the supposed poor country you've flown to is genuinely nicer than where you came from in most ways was depressing though. Luton is a shithole.
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>>26295008
What do you do when you are there, I've been thinking of doing something like this but I think I would just end up staying in a hotel and then doing a couple of bland tourist things
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>>26295067
My man. Czech beer is the best
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>>26294967
>>26295008
>>26295113
>>26295161
fucking anxiety less normalshits
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>>26295109
He's just gonna say "you're not my real dad" and throw the korma at you lad
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>tfw you get depressed and uninstall all your vidya
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>>26295169
I was just describing how my anxiety would make me just hide in my hotel room for the entire trip even if I did go which I'm probably not going to do
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>>26295073

No it isn't full of pakis.
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>>26293403

all those cameras for about 10 people

the media everyone, unbiased as always
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Lads what mental illnesses do you have / think you have?
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>>26291223
awoo~

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=KZjDP-S178-
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Pretty sure I'm complete whacko. Hard to tell though.
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>>26295414
cute boy lad
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>>26295411
Depression. I don't want to go to the doctor though because I'm scared that if medication gives me a clearer view of my life I'll realize just how truly fucked I am.
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>>26295414
It's fun to pretend with a friend.
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>>26295008
show me where they offer a flight from london to berlin for 30 pounds. its more like 89
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fucking buzzing lads

B
U
Z
Z
I
N
G

need some fucking dutch courage, i'm gonna die
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We're eating tonight boys!!!
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Who /hastobesocial/ tonight?

Family gathering. Gonna go get some food. I'm not awkward or shy, I just don't wanna go.

At least I'm hungry and I'll be back in the house by 10 ish.
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>>26295073

>when you realise pakihaterlad doesn't actually know what pakis are
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>mommy is making pie for dessert tonight
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>>26295515
Just one look on sky scanner would tell you otherwise

t.Spanish friend is letting me crash at his place in June
>Tfw got a 23quid flight each way

having steam bros around the EU has its benefits
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>>26294990

balls dont shrink that much on a moderate dose, and recover afterwards especially with PCT. acne is more about being predisposed than just taking roids, and there's accutane anyway. pic is physique as of december, black/white to prevent IG doxx

>>26295008

i considered hosteling last summer but decided against it, might go maybe march or april when the weather picks up. scared of going out and getting drunk then abandoned by temporary foreign friends though since i'll probably be going on my own.
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>>26291118
>Rewatch some hollywood movies
>Tell yourself you're going to change and be a better guy
>Look outside and it's bleak and raining
>Go back on r9k
>Eat supernoodles and be depressed
Been a good weekend lads tbqh
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>>26295598
Britfeel Berlin meet when
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>>26292257
>>26292246
>>26291269
>>26291249
>>26291213
>2D waifu

truly pleb. late kick off
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>>26295169

i have anxiety too man, i missed so many opportunities because i was afraid of rejection and lost most of my friends by doing so because i never met up with them or invited them around. i've just been improving myself (or trying to) for around 3 years now and have some inner confidence, plus benzos help
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Trying to browse the internet and my cat keeps pressing the space button.
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>>26291118

remember fellow bongs it's only YOU can make yourself happy and successful. YOU can only wallow in self-pity for so long.
YOU gotta find the thing that gives you passion and drive and pursue it ruthlessly, weather that be making real life cat girls ( plz ), your own business, animator , make enough money to support your hobbies/interests, politician ( uncorrupted) etc

Just doing daily exercise and getting out your house can really improve your mood, along with healthy eating habits. Think positively and question those irrational thoughts you have.

GOOD LUCK
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Man my room is getting soaked from all this water coming in the roof. Feels bad man.
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>>26295794

do you live in the third world? if your renting get your landlord to fix it.
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>tfw being depressed about doing nothing with your life makes you do nothing with your life
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>>26295411
1 Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism

2 Self-imposed social isolation

3 Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

4 Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

5 Feelings of inadequacy

6 Severe low self-esteem

7 Self-loathing

8 Mistrust of others

9 Emotional distancing related to intimacy

10 Highly self-conscious

11 Self-critical about their problems relating to others

12 Problems in occupational functioning

13 Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

14 Feeling inferior to others

15 In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

16 Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
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>>26295695
how old are ya? my anxiety is so bad that my heartbeat has gotten pretty fucking irregular recently. so it is LITERALLY killing me. I am normalweight and in good shape. imagine stress and anxiety so fucking bad that your heart stops beating for seconds or beats twice hard as fuck or very irregular or suddenly starts beating twice as fast but half as strong from one beat to another where u almost pass out from dizziness
this is what it feels like to chew anxietygum
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>>26295592

>eating a Tesco doughnut for dessert after a Tesco microwave curry

Sometimes I wish I could cook but then I realise I don't want to spend literally 33% of my waking hours preparing food.
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>>26295411

OCD, depression, anxiety, getting tested for autism soon too.
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>>26295925

I know internet self-diagnosis is a bad idea but Christ.

I wish there were pills to fix that disorder.
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>>26295925
Literal meme of a human
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>>26295766
So what you're saying is I should just REEEEEEEEE myself?
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>>26295875
I live with mummy and daddy we live in a shit hole council estate but we own our house so there is nothing can be done

Really hate living here, makes me want to kill myself

>roof in room leaks
>black mold all over the ceilings
>druggie chav neighbours blasting drum and bass so loud it shakes the house all day
>whole house constantly stinks of weed from them smoking so much weed all the time
>loads of smackheads and alchies live here dangerous to walk around in the day let alone at night
>nearest shops are half hour walk away
>half the houses are now abandoned and dilapidated

Pretty depressing stuff desu senpai. Think I'm going to get drunk and listen to Alice in Chains for a bit.
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>>26295948
>Sometimes I wish I could cook but then I realise I don't want to spend literally 33% of my waking hours preparing food.
But cooking is fun.
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>>26295925
>16 Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
mate we all do that
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>tfw want to kill myself but cant because Lester are going to win the league
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>>26296008
You can prove its not with science
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>>26295411
Autism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism#Repetitive_behavior
had all of that
LITERALLY got treated with medication for the first and the last. dat funny autistic cringey sperglooord

also extreme anxiety. though i can also go fast to music for hours like normies on methamphetamines do so it's also an advantage. not even overexagerating here, i eat about 3500 cals a day and dont even exercise. i just listen to some shitty electronic or niggermusic and once the beat drops i get a sudden adrenalin burst which is comparable to how you feel if a severe car crash is imminent. and i feel like dat for hours. but i also almost get a heart attack when i have to do a presentation or some shit so it's boom and bane.

checked some autismforums and apperently other autists have this too. So autism does definitely make you faster. i think fast, and my adrenalin glands is fast too. all in all i can't complain. the occassional anxiety is worth the going fast in the evenings and weekends, also i always seem to have more energy than the normies. feelin gud.
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>>26295971
I wish I had AvPD, it would explain so much. Hell social anxiety disorder would do.

But I'm completely mentally healthy, just afraid of people / new situations.
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>>26295411
It has been suggested quite a few times that I have BPD~
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>>26296020
It's the list of symptoms for Avoidant Personality Disorder.
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>>26296008
>But cooking is fun.

Even if cooking were fun, washing up a dozen pots and pans and utensils every night gets old fast.

I do my washing up once a week, which leaves me lots of extra time for animes and vidya.
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only just got out of bed
tfw being ill is wasting my 2 days off wagekeking
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I loved a arab girl. And she loved me back. But her family forced her to break up with me last month. She's already been engaged to a random dude from saudi and gonna be married by september, leaving me with crippling depression.
sometimes you just can't fucking handle religion.
Running away was not an option.
We had no choice.
we havent spoken in 4 weeks. its killing me. I have no reason to even want to live anymore. we were together for a year.
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>>26296073
>washing up a dozen pots and pans and utensils every night gets old fast.
Nah, that's just part of it, it's not that bad. It's not part of the fun but it has to be done.
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My mum just said to me 'My laptop wouldn't come on earlier, I think it must be the weather effecting it'

It was out of battery..
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>>26296146
Go and blow yourself up at the wedding mate. Give them a taste of their own medicine.
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>>26296149
>effecting
affecting
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>>26296148
It's funner just to order take away and watch TV desu
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>>26296073
Dishwashers wash tedious dishes thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself
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>>26296173
>affecting

affectingt
adjective
touching the emotions; moving.

effect
verb
gerund or present participle: effecting
cause (something) to happen; bring about.

Effecting is correct.
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>>26296160
i would, but i don't want her to die.
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Think i'll treat myself to a kebab again tonight lads
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>>26296201
no you're wrong

oc
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>>26296201
>>26296173
>inb4 this turns into how to use shower gel, China or India most people, British vs American comedy... etc...
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>>26296146
I feel ya mang, I've had a very similar love story.
Why can't we catch a break?
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Who here /loving family/ but depressed?

Its the worst lads they will never stop bothering you and make you feel intense guilt
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>>26296246
we can't. It's not fair. And i rly miss her. I'm worse than a mess. At least she gets to have a life ig. idk.
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>>26296223
>the dictionary is wrong

>>26296204
Don't worry mate if she's a paki she'll believe she's going to Rubber Dingy Rapids to get fucked by 72 Chads
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Where did it all go so wrong lads?
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>>26296269
Let it all out. It's not your fault man.
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>>26296293
Conception
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>>26296308
I didn't like that film but I don't think its the cause either
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>>26295925
>>26295766

m8 i'm this guy and feel/felt all those symptoms ( I've been diagnosed with ASD). I was severly bullied at school and have never had any real friends, been suicidal and severely depressed.

But i've learn't to interact with people can be genuinly funny on occasion. Forced myself to get a job, got /fit/ got back to college and started a small business and started planning for the future.

If you met me today you'd think i was pretty normal. You've got to learn to relax, meditation is really helpful ( fucking amygdala ). Listen to non-depressing music, getting out and doing new things. You'll eventually learn to deal with normies and start to feel some meaning in your life

>>26295988

sucks anon, have you ever thought about getting a job and moving out?
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>>26296300
it isn't. but we were genuinely happy with each other. They just broke us. why do we have to bow down to religion. why is life so. fucking. unfair.
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>>26295586
paki = muslim = brown person
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>>26296340
>sucks anon, have you ever thought about getting a job and moving out?

Yea I used to have a job but it was pointless. I am only eligible for minimum wage tier jobs and average rent price in my city is over 900 bong a month. So I would be miserable having to wage slave away all day then come back to my shit hole house and be miserable here. In the end I quit because if I am going to be miserable living in a shit hole I might as well do it while at least trying to have a fun time playing video games and getting drunk.
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>>26296340
>doing new things

Can't be doing with that brah, what if I fuck up. Being alone and miserable is still better than being alone, miserable and a failure
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>>26296370
have you considered housesharing? or is that not an option for you?
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>>26295944

20, mother died when i was 14 and suddenly became a recluse, hated being around anyone, every conversation felt like the worst torture anyone has ever experienced in human history. Finally started doing things to change my situation rather than just wallowing in self-pity when I was 17, still get a bit light headed if im in crowds or there's no way for me to disengage with someone, but altogether, with benzos and self-improvement, I feel reasonably confident and in control of my anxiety now.
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Slightly burned my hand yesterday but now it feels really, really good. Is this one of the reason people self-harm?
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>>26296434
>have you considered housesharing? or is that not an option for you?

I don't think it is really an option for me. I'm not really a people's person. I'd probably be trapped in my room starving to death with piss bottles waiting for everyone to go to bed so I could live.
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>>26296375

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ8Xt4CV2qQ

have a happy song

it's such an insignificant thing, so what if you suck? Everyone fails, has failed at somthing before they became sucessful.
It dosen't matter that you fail, what matter is that you learn from the experiance.

>>26296370

Is there anyway you can get educated for free? getting qualified as an electrition or plumber isn't too dificualt and you can pull in bank.
If not get a shit job to pay for your education, i'm sure you don't want to spend the rest of your life with losers.
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>>26296491
>Is there anyway you can get educated for free?

I tried to do one of those Access to University courses a few years ago but I failed hard. I'm too dumb for education desu.

> i'm sure you don't want to spend the rest of your life with losers.

I used to think that but now I think I am a loser and I deserve to be here, or else I wouldn't be.

I'll just kill myself when it starts to suck too much.
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>>26296491
>It dosen't matter that you fail,

What fucking fantasy world are you living in. Every time you fail that memory of being so completely shit at something that you had to quit will be with you forever. You're going to have to carry that around, the taunts, the shame, everything for the rest of your life.
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>>26296574
>What fucking fantasy world are you living in
I'm in fucking lala land.
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>>26296146
if she lets her family do that to her she's a fucking retard anyway
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>>26296540

i won't indulge your self-pity but if educations not your thing why not try a trade?
Wielding a few pieces of metal together can't be too hard can it?
i've got a feeling your smarter than you think you are anon.


>>26296574

You know most people don't think like that, what you do is focus too much on the negatives and not the positive. Every failure is a learning experience, why did you fail? How can you be successful next time?

Whenever you have those irational thoughts, question them. Why should i feel embaressed, does it really matter?
This isn't the schoolyard people your only going to meet a couple times won't care or remember.
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>>26296146
>Getting cucked by a fucking paki
Broken Britain.
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Worried that I'm being monitored desu
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>>26296729
>why not try a trade?

Haha that would be even worse. I am not a practical person. The only thing I can do is shelf stacking/customer service things. I don't have any skills or talents and am not intelligent. That is not self pity that is just being realistic. Not everyone is supposed to be a success.
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>>26296146

you need to learn that only you can make you happy.
Blowing up some muslims woudn't be a bad option, do it pussy.
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>>26296746
We're all being monitored lad
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>tfw britfeel is not on the front page reeeeee

Hit catalog 1st booooooooooonsai then select all a.usists
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What happened to Dave from GCHQ?
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>>26296729
>Every failure is a learning experience

Yeah, I learned I'm shit at something else

>Whenever you have those irational thoughts, question them.

They seem perfectly rational at the time, they're keeping me from making a twat of myself
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>>26296746

It's for your own good, citizen.
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>>26296801
>not having a /britfeel/ link on your custom board navigation
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>>26296806
He's still around; watching, recording, reporting.
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>>26296266
why dont you do something about it lad? will help ease the guilt off.
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>>26296844
holy shit i thought this was satire at first glance
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>>26296844
>>26296877
It was removed almost immediately due to mass news coverage and public complaints
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>>26296770

no, i just think it's your attitude. I don't understand why you've convinced yourself that you can't do something when i'm pretty if you actually try you can do it.
How do you know if you've never actually tried?

this is my last post. One of the biggest lessons you need to learn is only you can help yourself.

>>26296831

you do realize nobody cares about whatever perceived embarrassing thing you do.
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>>26296922
>How do you know if you've never actually tried?

I tried doing education but I failed at it. I know I'm not a practical person, I can't even put together Ikea furniture. I can't drill a picture hook into a wall.

>this is my last post. One of the biggest lessons you need to learn is only you can help yourself

That's fair enough, I don't hope for any help desu. It is too late at this point anyway.
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>>26296705
She was too weak to resist. Also if she did they'd prolly have beat her.
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my life consists of work 40 hours a week, stay silent at my desk in the office, go home, rinse and repeat - i am 30 which means i have at least 30 more years to work yet i cant stand another day of it

just cant be bothered anymore lads
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>>26296907
the cameras remain though
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>>26296982
>Also if she did they'd prolly have beat her.
Disgraceful you think you should be her man when you can't even protect her from a beating.
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>>26296922
>you do realize nobody cares about whatever perceived embarrassing thing you do

I care, the memories of the bad / stupid / embarrassing / pathetic shit I've done never fade, they just keep piling up until it's impossible to willingly add to them by trying new things.
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>>26296990
Why don't you quit?
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>>26297007
i met her in canada. I don't move to that side of the world until december. during by which time she'll be married.
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alright lads, last night we were discussing a weekly britfeel movie night a little and getting suggestions for films to watch. This is what we have so far, any others people want to throw out there go ahead:

>K-ON the movie
>Anything with Jackie Chan
>Saving Private Ryan
>John Wick
>The Fifth Element
>Die Hard
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>>26296990
Sounds like you could get away with listening to internet radio lad, that's what gets me through the day
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>>26297136
>Die Hard
Normie shit TBQHWYOU ask any normie what their face christmas movie is and they'll always say "DIE HARD XD XD DX XD XD" like it's an edgy choice
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>Go for interview at prestigious car dealer
>They ask for a copy of my driving licence, passport and NI number
>Still haven't heard anything

What does it mean Brits ? Did I get it ? Did I not get it ? Are they drawing up a contract ?
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>>26297136
Anything with Jackie Chan is pretty much the only all around answer for /britfeel/. Like the others aren't bad but they'd be at smaller audiences of the thread, but no one can turn down Jackie Chan
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>>26296980

well anon, next time your'll have to frame a picture your'll know how to do it!

>>26297014

you know i used to be like you anon, but then i started to think of the positives rather than the negatives.
When people think negatively all there life they grow that part of the brain while leaving the positive thinking parts undeveloped. So in effect you've got these Arnold swartzeneger negative thought centres but ed millibeed levels of positive so it's hard to think positively.

this is quite interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjqrNPomIzg


POSTING BEST GIRL
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>>26297151
not a bad idea actually - i can block the normies that way
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>>26297136
>K-ON the movie
Fuck me if those two insufferable gays are going to be there I'll give it a miss.
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>>26296990

NOBODY CARES
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>>26297136
we could watch the extended cut LOTR films, the really comfy long ones.
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>>26297178
have a (You) you've earnt it
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>>26297157
The first three films are really good though. No point hating on something just because it's popular.
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>>26297168
Since you said brits I'm assuming you're not native, not sure how they do it where you live but it's very common to not even phone someone to tell them they haven't got the gig.
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>>26297233

everyone is welcome to suggest films, pal. I'll do a straw poll tomorrow night to see what we actually watch
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>>26297248
What the fuck are you even talking about lad?
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>>26297253
Just don't see the point in getting together to watch normie shit. I could watch that stuff with normies, should get together to watch something that you could never get away with watching with normies like the K-On movie
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>>26296990
Whats your job lad/mate/pal?
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>>26297136
Saving private ryan or bust
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>>26297277
don't you collect (You)s?
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>>26291626
what was her name lad
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How's the digimon game, poleaboo?
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>>26297136

Gladiator
Alien
Idiocracy
Robin hood
Any bond
Matrix
The pacific
Battlestar galatica ( i know it's a series)
Any ridley scot film
Sunshine
5 Centimeters Per Second
the wind rises
Howels moving castle
Spirited away
>>26297312

le evil germans meme
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>>26297443
>Gladiator
are you homosex?
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>>26297396
Whos this semen demon? Nice tits
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>>26297480
It's in the image you dumbo.
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>>26297476

no, do you have shit taste?
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>>26297555
p-pls don't bully
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>>26297136
close encounters of the third kind
seven samurai
we steal secrets
troll hunter
good will hunting
shawshank redemption
the butterfly effect

some are just ones that I like and think are cool, but others are objectively brilliant
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>>26297582
>good will hunting
are you homosex?
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>>26297604
do you have absolutely shit taste?
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Thinking about going to the casino tonight lads 2bh
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>>26297721
>Thinking about going to the casino tonight lads 2bh

are you homosex?
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>>26297361
I collect (You)s mate can I have one if he doesn't want his?
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Important question lads, not long to go

http://strawpoll.me/6744346
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>>26297721

> being a good goy


>>26297751

pls kill yourself
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What can I put in a tin of chicken soup to make it taste not fucking bland and gaudy? Just a bit of a kick will do
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Gunna go down the shop and buy some booze lads then I can get fucked up.

Going to get some Banana Bread beer tbqh
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This lad is at it again on Cricket Heroes. He's mad for it.
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>>26297782
Assorted spices and seasonings
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>>26297775
Here is a special (You) just for toy lad
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>>26297819
>toy
you
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>>26296451
>every conversation felt like the worst torture anyone has ever experienced in human history
>doesn't mention any cardiovascular problems
if your heart didn't give in to the stress hormones then no way in hell could it have been that bad. fken faggot.
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>>26297136
have we decided on a day yet? Is it Friday?
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>>26297136
How are we going to host it?

I would love to host it like back in the day of syncchan staying up late with anons watching films and chatting was amazing, but all the stream services now you have to sign up for and give them your details and I don't want the feds kicking my door down because I am breaking copyright by streaming films for robots

I have a fantastic selection of Japanese horror though.
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>>26297136
ZULU TBQH
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Who /circumcised robot/ here? even fapping will forever feel like shit

i am a briton and got circumcised by jews as revenge for the holocaust.
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>>26297949
You don't sound as angry as that other guy who used to always come in here and rant about being circumcised, so there are two of you.

And all the pakis too, of course.
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>>26297949
>circumcised Brit

not a true Brit
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>>26297949
why were you actually circumcised? I didn't think it was common but more and more im hearing a lot of people have been.
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>>26297967
Poleaboo would like to mention he was not circumscied and still elicits his natural juices with ease.
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>>26297949
Nah mate I'm not a Muslim.
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Feeling really uncertain right now lads.

Neighbour is dying. She's always been an uptight bitch, so I'm not too sad about that, but it does mean that someone else is going to move into the place and I bet they will be an even bigger pain in the ass that the current woman. I'm also worried about the poor doggies she owns, they are going to be thrown into a council kennel, very sad.
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Are irish allowed here?
we as fucked as you lads are
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>>26298107
You could always ask for one of the dogs or go to the council kennel and adopt one if you really care
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>>26298131
basically anyone comes in here anyway. last night there was a geezer from the states, and many more considering the use of 'mom'
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>>26297967
>You don't sound as angry as that other guy who used to always come in here and rant about being circumcised, so there are two of you.
>so there are two of you.
no, i am that guy. I'm just not always superangry. I'm also the original angryanon.

>>26298005
see, even FUCKING PAKIS ARE UNCIRCUMCISED. YOU ARENT A REAL PAKI.

>>26297980
>I didn't think it was common
there is nothing more subhuman than being cut. even shitskins are less of a humiliated minority than circumcised white men.

but that is the actual reason behind it. the official reason is medical reasons, which are just excuses because there is no need to circumcise fken 6 year olds for phimosis since in most cases you just outgrow it. it's like giving 2 year olds steroids because they arent as strong as grown men.
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>>26298131
It's called /britfeel/, not /ukfeel/. You are British you stupid paddy cunt.
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>>26297967
It's the same sperg who spammed "kill self" constantly and the same one who complained about his Diabetes if images are anything to go by from the last time he complained about his circumcision
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>>26298143
Sadly, I can't. Her dogs don't like my dogs, they always fight whenever they see eachother at the fence.

If only I won the lottery or something, then I could buy the house and the dogs can stay at the house and everyone would be happy.
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>>26298208
fair point ye fuckin tan
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>>26298196
yeh i used to have phimosis as a kid but i outgrew it fine
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>>26297778
>Only 2 britbots are in it to win it
Explain yourselves lads. If you can live on 50 bongs a week or whatever JSA is now, just imagine what you could do with all that monies
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>>26298196
>I'm also the original angryanon.

Fuck really? My money was always on diabetes guy. What a reveal. Ah well, at least you had a good reason to be angry.
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>>26298326
I haven't left my house in a week, which is the last time I went shopping. I haven't done much in that time other than reflect on trivial matters. I didn't think to bother with it.

>>26298343
They're the same person.
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>>26298326
It's a scam dude.
Those "winners" you hear about? They don't fucking exist. There is no prize money.
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>>26298362
>They're the same person.

There's no way that one poor cunt his diabetes, no foreskin and gets bullied by his boss.
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>>26298381
They are the exact same person, evidenced by the same anger post style, spamming kill self before one of his episodes and the same images used from one of his "I'm a subhuman because I was circumcised" and his "Diabetes is literally the worst thing ever" episodes
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>>26298274
I'm saying it because it was written on a wikipedia article literally just like that that it's not a valid reason because you can outgrow it, followed by 8 citations or so.

Circumcision ruined my life and i will forever be a circumcised subhuman

>>26298343
>implying I'm not diabetesguy
what the fuck makes you think that all those memes are individual persons? Nigga I'm half of deez THREADS.
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>>26297949
on the plus side lad your foreskin cells made Dr Shekelstein very rich when they were sold to a cosmetics company
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>>26298381
He's also le fast man, he's just a troll, can't believe anyone falls for it
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>>26298381
>and gets bullied by his boss.
wtf, I never said that I got bullied by my boss

>>26298424
OH REALLY I DIDNT KNOW THIS, nigga i spent fucking months researching circumcision. i know more about dicks than the biggest cum guzzling whore even though i never had one in my mouth.
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>>26298421
>>26298430
Fucking hell next you'll be telling me he's Poleaboo as well
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>>26296073
It literally takes a few minutes you lazy faggot
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>>26298407
>his "I'm a subhuman because I was circumcised" and his "Diabetes is literally the worst thing ever" episodes
FUCKING KEK LAD
laughing at myself desu
FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S FUNNY
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>>26298363
I've considered this before, but ruled it out as I don't think there are people smart enough to get away with a scam like that on such a massive scale.

For a start, they'd have to have people all over HMRC covering up the fact that the money never goes anywhere, and then all those people would have to have kept it completely silent for over 22 years?

They couldn't even cover up MPs spending their expenses on moats.
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>>26298430
>a troll
wait what do you mean, a troll? How am i trolling anyone when I'm saying how fucking inferior I am and crying about circumcision? if anything i make others feel better. you're either a cancerous newfag who doesn't know what trolling is, or you are trolling ME right now.

feels good to be 5 memes at the same time. I'm probably the most significant poster of /britfeel/
FEELS GOOD
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>>26296146
>Race-mixing
Pathetic. Have some self-respect.
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>>26298468
Can I just confirm that the one Steam account I used to see posted here with random as fuck letters for a name was yours? Those seemed like the kind of posts you'd make
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>>26298502
You'll never be as successful as me.
Shower gel, India and China, British and American comedy... just some of my greatest hits that have lasted entire days on /britfeel/.
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>>26298503
He is taking their women. That is the opposite of bad. That is conquest.
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>>26298502
you're beyond all of us, aren't you?
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>>26298537
>Shower gel

Sorry sunshine I am not letting you claim that one, you may have been on one side of it but I orchestrated the whole thing by pretending I didn't know how to use shower gel then argued with anyone who told me I was wrong.
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>>26298502
Poleaboo is the most significant poster on britfeel
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>>26298502
>feels good to be 5 memes at the same time. I'm probably the most significant poster of /britfeel/
I'm a NEET and I have all freetime of the world and I'm not even one meme. How does this guy do it?

>>26298537
>Shower gel, India and China, British and American comedy
Never heard of any of that to be honest.
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Just finished Spooks lads, going to watch Spooks: The Greater Good now

Any of you catch that? My mum and sister really liked it and they'd never seen the show.
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>>26298596
I tried to watch it but it was too spooky for me.
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>>26298540
>>26298540
>spawning mongrels in your own land
Conquest for whom?
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>>26298502
Poleaboo >tilde > you>other gimmicks and personalities
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>>26298623
Yea but you get to raise them with good white man morals and use them to infiltrate Islam then destroy it from the inside.

Trust me senpai working on in as we speak.
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>>26298005

That just retroactively put me off my dinner.
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do any of you actually try and get jobs or just want one and are magically hoping to get one
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Who /bananabreadbeer&aliceinchains/ here?
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>>26298721
I don't try to get jobs and don't want one so I just hope I magically don't get one ever.
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https://youtu.be/B0sQR6_Tq8I
https://youtu.be/Od7fLNhEecM

>I keep telling myself the pills they want to give you won't agree with your live free attitude

I must be mental lads
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>tfw energy drinks significantly intensify my mental illnesses
stimulant psychosis lads
I wonder what would happen if I took amphetamines
would probably lose it completeLY
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>>26298757
Why do they want to give you pills boss?
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>>26298005
Fuck sake Amir.
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>>26298757
shitty pleb music, fuck off normie
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>HND
>HNC
>Foundation degree
>Access courses

Anyone had experience getting their life back together through non a-level HE routes?
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finished watching the football, now i'm gonna have a wank and watch top gear. vietnam special on bbc 3 lads