Weekend depression edition
>have to go for a family and friends meal tonight
There won't be any fit birds there and it's just gonna be boring as fuck. I'll just have to get pissed.
>watching twin peaks, it's pretty goofy and fun
>going on job seeking allowance
>don't want to because I feel like a leech doing it
>looking for jobs while I learn my driving
>still trying to sort out parking
>birthday is coming up soon havn't been out in a while, rarely post to my facebook so shits gonna look awkward no posts since last bday
>looking forward to deadpool hopefully not to memespouty
>gonna try some xcom 2 later
oh also pancake tuesday soon anons so get your stuff ready, any other anons up to anything fun or exciting?
Quite tired after last night but it was comfy times
Don't worry about feeling like you're leeching whilst on JSA. I was in the same boat for a much longer time. As long as you're trying to find a job you're not leeching, it's the cunts with no intentions of work who are leeches.
going to colombia to teach english tomorrow lads
giving up on the neet dream
Damn it Azusa waifu anon I literally was just about to post, now it'll have to be a sad waifu picture rather than a happy one, you did this to her, I hope you're happy.
It's my gimmick anyway get your own one
Also thank you for not calling her Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa this time I will give you a nice happy image because of that
I'm not into fucking cats lad, only pic related
Bring me back a souvenir
Was very comfy and nice. Should have let me cuddle in bed though la.
Cucked and fucked.
Fuck sake lads, roof over my bed is leaking.
Some chavs got up on the roof last year and smashed it up and kicked all the felt off so it started leaking all over the place. Got it repaired but now that it has been raining heavily it has started leaking again.
Not feeling too good about today lads. Got my head in a strange place.
>Nobody in the Steam group chat
What's wrong Sakulad
What is it called when you're fully socially adjusted, have a job, have friends, have no trouble talking to and meeting strangers, can comfortably participate in social situations but at the end of it all would rather just be alone.
Got myself caught in an existentialist loop.
In hindsight, getting on /r9k/ and flicking through >>26289500 thread was probably not a sensible way to start the day.
>Got myself caught in an existentialist loop.
If it's any consolation, one day we'll all be dead and nothing we've done will ever matter.
>I'm happy for you because Colombia is such a beautiful country, but try not to die.
im pretty bricking it desu, not because i think im gonna die, just never done anything like it before and its all a bit daunting. might have to hit the gin today desu
that's a good shout pal, will do
I'm not sure if this is what depresses or relieves me desu
This is /britfeel/ where Brits discuss their feels, there is no greater feel than loving somebody who you will never even share a reality with
It's not the personality thing I'm bothered by, it's that /britfeel/ posters will turn into the /brit/ posters they claim to be so separate from as soon as they have the ability to. The joke of normalcy and robots being separate is laughable. I've always said that /r9k/ posters will turn to the very things they claim to loathe as soon as they're given the opportunity and it's just another example of that being true
pull up on a nigga like
what the fuck a nigga doing
I'm not commenting on the waifus. I'm commenting on the fact people that claim to be different from "normies" are actually just normies who don't have the current ability to brag like everyone else would. Once they have that, they have to resort to it. There is no difference between them and posters on /brit/ or /soc/
>I can't imagine living on them.
If you live with your parents and they pay for food and shit, bennies are fine as it's basically just extra money to spend on entertainment.
If you live alone then no, it's not feasible long term and you find yourself eating through savings.
As a single male you can expect to be waiting about 3 years. They will give them to any slapper with a kid before you, or any paki fresh off the boat.
I'm applying for a (POUND SIGN)1500 summer project grant, but I'm having trouble fleshing out the "reasons for application and choice of subject" section. It says "no more than 300 words" but all I have atm is:
>The major reason for me choosing this project is because I wish to augment my practical computational skills by applying my educational progress to a rapidly growing and advancing field such as virtual reality.
Anyone got any tips?
>family friend i don't know in kitchen
>havent eaten in 17 hours
>cant go down to the kitchen to get summat to eat
I didn't want to die like this
Laying in bed miserable with nothing to do. No sense of fulfilment in my life due to being a NEET and all my friends live in different time zones and went to bed. It's times like this I question the futility for my existence.
I'M FASTER THAN A SPERGLORD
>sitting in white addidas track pants amd a plain tee.
>grab fred perry track top and nike hi tops
>nip across to asda for milk
>bump into old friend
>he looks at what im wearing and has a judgi g face on.
I just wanted to be cosy.
>run downstairs to see if posties already been
>mfw he was at the door as soon as I got downstairs
I know that feel, though it's usually with people I do know. I'll go down for a drink, say the standard "Alright, *insert name here" and then they'll ask me how I am as is polite, and I'll just say "not bad" every time. The fact that all I can say is "not bad" stops me from going down most of the time.
I feel like a disgusting bottom-dweller wearing joggers, but the comfort is too intense. When I find a job I'm gonna spend a lot of money on smarter but comfy running and gym attire.
>u need a degree too tho for basically all jobs
what u on about m8
you can teach in columbia without a degree and plenty of other countries too
He'll also have shit accommodation with shit internet too. It's hell for a robot. Probably have to share a room with someone, like that china lad was talking about a few weeks ago.
Look at all these depressed brit NEETs.
Let's get them cleaning up our streets.
he probably resembles pic related
and went to korea hoping to find a waifu
I think that if you're a NEET they should make you work for your bennies. Not a full time job, but some form of work for a 2-3 hours every other day. Only way you should be able to get out of it is if you're ill. If you're not ill and won't do it I'd cut your benefits.
Sports direct is where it's at man. There's a superstore a town over from me and they have all the best shit on sale all the time, comfy but not chavvy. It's mostly casual gym wear.
>make pot noodle
>pot noodle is kill
No worse feel 2bh
there isn't a best lifestyle (except maybe being some ultra rich jew), whether the NEET lifestyle is best depends on you. your interests, how much money you want, and so on. except if we compare wagecuckjobs that pay effectively as much as you would get as a NEET.
Only if its for charity organisation or helping the community.
I have a guy at my work who is on the dole but has to do 'work experience' here for nothing but anotger 10quid a week for 'lunch'.
I work at b&q a major retail chain that can afford to pay staff. I also know hes not getting a job at the end.
A thriving social life where you engage in various interesting activities with friends, have a happy relationship, and get a sense of fulfilment from working a good job that pays for your lifestyle and makes you appreciate your luxuries more
>working a good job that pays for your lifestyle
>a thriving social life where you engage in various interesting activities with fiends
>have a happy relationship
Pick one and only one
>go on iplayer
And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
>Tfw you realise you've now spent more time out of school than you did in school
I've a question for my fellow Brits. Seems to me like my friends over in the US have it a lot easier with dating, seems the culture over there allows us autists and outcasts to relate with girls easier, more subcultures, lower standards, and different taste in guys. Over here it seems to me like everyone has a hive mentality and the majority of people are outstandingly normal. Is that the case?
5 years here senpai
Most of my school mates graduated 2 years ago and I've still got at least another 18 months left. At least I'm not NEET like most of them are
Every normie over here pretends to be the exact same person (in my experience anyway), and if I had enough introspectiveness(sp?) I'd probably realise I'm the same
Got so much stuff to do today desu~
Need to go to town to get my brother a birthday present but it's pissing down outside. Not happy desu
stick with it and have a productive day lad.
Watch the BBC 4 documentary on Ada Lovelace, the woman presenting it is a qt.
>there are people ITT who consume pornography
>there are people ITT who imbibe wicked poisons
>there are people ITT who haven't subordinated themselves to a higher power
>there are people ITT who are slaves to their primitive desires
There's certainly some aspect of that but it turns out she was bretty smart all the same. She wrote the first computer program in 1843.
I don't know man watch it and make your mind up for yourself, it's not like you have anything better to do.
managed to leave the house in the day time earlier without taking any valium etc for anxiety, still spergeD out in the post office and screamed THAAAAAANKS at the poor paki qt girl working there but at least I didnt throw up or wet myself.
I had some bloodwork done for a physical and they noticed some problems with my liver enzymes being elevated and some other shit so they scheduled me for an ultrasound. My eGFR is much, much higher than normal levels so theres a very high chance that I CKD or chronic kidney failure
Yeah I'm probably going to schedule another appointment today and call my doctor its just that I dont know what to do. I just learned that there's a very real chance that I'll die in a matter of years it all depends on how bad it is and how quickly it progresses. This is just feels so fucking surreal I dont know what to do? I never thought that this would halpen to me.
What do you think? He's referring to alcohol, the devil's drink.
It costs money though and I have a bit of a phobia of cars. Even I get my license I will never actually drive or get a car anyway. I never really leave my bedroom let alone the house to anywhere far away I would have to drive too.
Yeah, but she was a bit of a qt herself.
>Friend of my flatmate wants to fug
>My chance to be a normie appears
>I have a huge fucking boil right on my shaft
>it appeared about a week ago
>This has never happened before (hideous growth on dick and a real girl wanting to have sex with me)
Why is life so cruel lads
>tfw ill and no shincups
Could murder a proper pub scotch egg too desu
So lads a girl from my uni course is into me I think, she talks to me on Snapchat occasionally but I have no idea what she's into, what should I talk to her about? I think I've got a chance and I don't want to fuck it up being an autist
It fucked me up. I can barely get my shit together. Im so braindead it took me ages to get good at my shitty mcjob. Lifes on track now but took me years of hardly drinking to get here.
Except in an emergency, no pilot of a civil aircraft may allow a person who appears to be intoxicated or who demonstrates by manner or physical indications that the individual is under the influence of drugs (except a medical patient under proper care) to be carried in that aircraft.
A couple of pints isn't going to make you a staggering mess unless you are a lightweight.
Have you ever been to an airport? they all have bars people drink before flights all the time. You can then have another couple on the plane to push you into sozzled and nap
such a shame this song is so short
Extras was a great series
>I can't go on like this
>decide to go to back to college to learn something practical
>no courses of this kind are provided in my area
>you have to interview to get in anyway
Fuck it, I'm going on bennies.
Lads, weird question here
I've got a gf (pls save reee until the end)
And basically, I had this crush on this girl from my class from back in school anyway been and done, I'm 22 now years ago.
Anyway, I had this dream I was in a relationship with this school girl crush and it was awesome, much better than my current one (which is still awesome I just don't know).
Then, I wake up an today out of the blue this girl has messaged me if I want to catch a movie and dinner sometime, completely random haven't talked in years.
Kinda confused I agree, but what's confusing is she's got a literal Chad bf.
Is movie and dinner just normal friends do to catch up? Seems a bit "datey" but I'm so confused by the random dream and then text I'm still going
What should I expect? Is it just a friendly "Hello?"
Some proper flids moving in next door
It was comfy having no neighbors after the first bunch but I can just tell I'm going to be appearing on nightmare neighbors from next door
Not sure if they're pakis or not but they talk really loud
You should go but make sure you to tell your current girlfriend because if you try and keep it a secret and she finds out, you're fucked.
Don't be a moron and leave your current girlfriend for this new girl, it won't work out, it never does, trust me senpai.
No harm in applying. You could do it at night after work, that's what my dad did. He worked stacking boxes in a factory for 30 years then finally decided to fuck it off and get a trade and now he's got mad dollar bills.
There's nothing stopping you but yourself, just apply.
An apprenticeship is like a full time job except a one day week you go to college.
They are very competitive if you don't want to be an apprentice sandwich artist. It was easier to get a job which pays money. I got rejected for loads of them they said I met all the criteria but they didn't want me. Probably because they get way less government money if you are over 18 and then less if over 21
It depends on the apprenticeship/college. I did the 1 day at college, rest of the week at a company. My dad did the night school type. Not every college offers the night school version though.
There was plenty of people on it who just worked a standard shelf stacking job the other 4 days a week, none of the dudes from college ever came to visit you at work or anything so it's completely possible.
I managed to get on mine easily, but I was 17 at the time. You just gotta keep applying and get in the queue for next year's intake.
>pick up 2 crates of beer from the shop
>woman behind the counter smiles
>"ooh party tonight?"
We both knew that was a lie
>sister comes over uninvited
>asks me why I haven't got a job yet
>starts applying me for the most literal wageslave jobs without telling me
>put my details up
Fuck off, i'm not doing these 40 hour jobs for 200 a week
Does anybody else really want to live in a weird cyberpunk city like Hong Kong or one of those other filthy chinese cities? Bladerunner/Kowloon sort of thing
I don't know why but I just look at things like pic related and can't help but feel like it looks cool as shit. It would probably be horrific after a while but a part of me still wants to live there.
7months left of my gap year and I havent done a whole lot, really need to just starting doing something, anything, otherwise i'm going to hate myself in september when i've not improved myself. considering a steroid cycle in the summer to make sure I at least am bigger than everyone in my course
>pick random European city
>fly there for like 30 quid on ryanair
>fuck around for a bit
>come back or go somewhere else
Congratulations you've just done something on your gap year.
Berlin is nice and cheap, try going there.
Going to get a curry tonight, going to have some good father-son bonding over a good curry. i think it will go well.
I went to Cluj and had a great time. Flying from Luton to Romania, and realising that the supposed poor country you've flown to is genuinely nicer than where you came from in most ways was depressing though. Luton is a shithole.
What do you do when you are there, I've been thinking of doing something like this but I think I would just end up staying in a hotel and then doing a couple of bland tourist things
>when you realise pakihaterlad doesn't actually know what pakis are
Just one look on sky scanner would tell you otherwise
t.Spanish friend is letting me crash at his place in June
>Tfw got a 23quid flight each way
having steam bros around the EU has its benefits
balls dont shrink that much on a moderate dose, and recover afterwards especially with PCT. acne is more about being predisposed than just taking roids, and there's accutane anyway. pic is physique as of december, black/white to prevent IG doxx
i considered hosteling last summer but decided against it, might go maybe march or april when the weather picks up. scared of going out and getting drunk then abandoned by temporary foreign friends though since i'll probably be going on my own.
>Rewatch some hollywood movies
>Tell yourself you're going to change and be a better guy
>Look outside and it's bleak and raining
>Go back on r9k
>Eat supernoodles and be depressed
Been a good weekend lads tbqh
truly pleb. late kick off
i have anxiety too man, i missed so many opportunities because i was afraid of rejection and lost most of my friends by doing so because i never met up with them or invited them around. i've just been improving myself (or trying to) for around 3 years now and have some inner confidence, plus benzos help
remember fellow bongs it's only YOU can make yourself happy and successful. YOU can only wallow in self-pity for so long.
YOU gotta find the thing that gives you passion and drive and pursue it ruthlessly, weather that be making real life cat girls ( plz ), your own business, animator , make enough money to support your hobbies/interests, politician ( uncorrupted) etc
Just doing daily exercise and getting out your house can really improve your mood, along with healthy eating habits. Think positively and question those irrational thoughts you have.
1 Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
2 Self-imposed social isolation
3 Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
4 Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
5 Feelings of inadequacy
6 Severe low self-esteem
8 Mistrust of others
9 Emotional distancing related to intimacy
10 Highly self-conscious
11 Self-critical about their problems relating to others
12 Problems in occupational functioning
13 Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
14 Feeling inferior to others
15 In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
16 Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
how old are ya? my anxiety is so bad that my heartbeat has gotten pretty fucking irregular recently. so it is LITERALLY killing me. I am normalweight and in good shape. imagine stress and anxiety so fucking bad that your heart stops beating for seconds or beats twice hard as fuck or very irregular or suddenly starts beating twice as fast but half as strong from one beat to another where u almost pass out from dizziness
this is what it feels like to chew anxietygum
>eating a Tesco doughnut for dessert after a Tesco microwave curry
Sometimes I wish I could cook but then I realise I don't want to spend literally 33% of my waking hours preparing food.
I live with mummy and daddy we live in a shit hole council estate but we own our house so there is nothing can be done
Really hate living here, makes me want to kill myself
>roof in room leaks
>black mold all over the ceilings
>druggie chav neighbours blasting drum and bass so loud it shakes the house all day
>whole house constantly stinks of weed from them smoking so much weed all the time
>loads of smackheads and alchies live here dangerous to walk around in the day let alone at night
>nearest shops are half hour walk away
>half the houses are now abandoned and dilapidated
Pretty depressing stuff desu senpai. Think I'm going to get drunk and listen to Alice in Chains for a bit.
had all of that
LITERALLY got treated with medication for the first and the last. dat funny autistic cringey sperglooord
also extreme anxiety. though i can also go fast to music for hours like normies on methamphetamines do so it's also an advantage. not even overexagerating here, i eat about 3500 cals a day and dont even exercise. i just listen to some shitty electronic or niggermusic and once the beat drops i get a sudden adrenalin burst which is comparable to how you feel if a severe car crash is imminent. and i feel like dat for hours. but i also almost get a heart attack when i have to do a presentation or some shit so it's boom and bane.
checked some autismforums and apperently other autists have this too. So autism does definitely make you faster. i think fast, and my adrenalin glands is fast too. all in all i can't complain. the occassional anxiety is worth the going fast in the evenings and weekends, also i always seem to have more energy than the normies. feelin gud.
>But cooking is fun.
Even if cooking were fun, washing up a dozen pots and pans and utensils every night gets old fast.
I do my washing up once a week, which leaves me lots of extra time for animes and vidya.
I loved a arab girl. And she loved me back. But her family forced her to break up with me last month. She's already been engaged to a random dude from saudi and gonna be married by september, leaving me with crippling depression.
sometimes you just can't fucking handle religion.
Running away was not an option.
We had no choice.
we havent spoken in 4 weeks. its killing me. I have no reason to even want to live anymore. we were together for a year.
Think i'll treat myself to a kebab again tonight lads
>inb4 this turns into how to use shower gel, China or India most people, British vs American comedy... etc...
I feel ya mang, I've had a very similar love story.
Why can't we catch a break?
Let it all out. It's not your fault man.
m8 i'm this guy and feel/felt all those symptoms ( I've been diagnosed with ASD). I was severly bullied at school and have never had any real friends, been suicidal and severely depressed.
But i've learn't to interact with people can be genuinly funny on occasion. Forced myself to get a job, got /fit/ got back to college and started a small business and started planning for the future.
If you met me today you'd think i was pretty normal. You've got to learn to relax, meditation is really helpful ( fucking amygdala ). Listen to non-depressing music, getting out and doing new things. You'll eventually learn to deal with normies and start to feel some meaning in your life
sucks anon, have you ever thought about getting a job and moving out?
>sucks anon, have you ever thought about getting a job and moving out?
Yea I used to have a job but it was pointless. I am only eligible for minimum wage tier jobs and average rent price in my city is over 900 bong a month. So I would be miserable having to wage slave away all day then come back to my shit hole house and be miserable here. In the end I quit because if I am going to be miserable living in a shit hole I might as well do it while at least trying to have a fun time playing video games and getting drunk.
20, mother died when i was 14 and suddenly became a recluse, hated being around anyone, every conversation felt like the worst torture anyone has ever experienced in human history. Finally started doing things to change my situation rather than just wallowing in self-pity when I was 17, still get a bit light headed if im in crowds or there's no way for me to disengage with someone, but altogether, with benzos and self-improvement, I feel reasonably confident and in control of my anxiety now.
Slightly burned my hand yesterday but now it feels really, really good. Is this one of the reason people self-harm?
>have you considered housesharing? or is that not an option for you?
I don't think it is really an option for me. I'm not really a people's person. I'd probably be trapped in my room starving to death with piss bottles waiting for everyone to go to bed so I could live.
have a happy song
it's such an insignificant thing, so what if you suck? Everyone fails, has failed at somthing before they became sucessful.
It dosen't matter that you fail, what matter is that you learn from the experiance.
Is there anyway you can get educated for free? getting qualified as an electrition or plumber isn't too dificualt and you can pull in bank.
If not get a shit job to pay for your education, i'm sure you don't want to spend the rest of your life with losers.
>Is there anyway you can get educated for free?
I tried to do one of those Access to University courses a few years ago but I failed hard. I'm too dumb for education desu.
> i'm sure you don't want to spend the rest of your life with losers.
I used to think that but now I think I am a loser and I deserve to be here, or else I wouldn't be.
I'll just kill myself when it starts to suck too much.
>It dosen't matter that you fail,
What fucking fantasy world are you living in. Every time you fail that memory of being so completely shit at something that you had to quit will be with you forever. You're going to have to carry that around, the taunts, the shame, everything for the rest of your life.
i won't indulge your self-pity but if educations not your thing why not try a trade?
Wielding a few pieces of metal together can't be too hard can it?
i've got a feeling your smarter than you think you are anon.
You know most people don't think like that, what you do is focus too much on the negatives and not the positive. Every failure is a learning experience, why did you fail? How can you be successful next time?
Whenever you have those irational thoughts, question them. Why should i feel embaressed, does it really matter?
This isn't the schoolyard people your only going to meet a couple times won't care or remember.
>why not try a trade?
Haha that would be even worse. I am not a practical person. The only thing I can do is shelf stacking/customer service things. I don't have any skills or talents and am not intelligent. That is not self pity that is just being realistic. Not everyone is supposed to be a success.
>Every failure is a learning experience
Yeah, I learned I'm shit at something else
>Whenever you have those irational thoughts, question them.
They seem perfectly rational at the time, they're keeping me from making a twat of myself
no, i just think it's your attitude. I don't understand why you've convinced yourself that you can't do something when i'm pretty if you actually try you can do it.
How do you know if you've never actually tried?
this is my last post. One of the biggest lessons you need to learn is only you can help yourself.
you do realize nobody cares about whatever perceived embarrassing thing you do.
>How do you know if you've never actually tried?
I tried doing education but I failed at it. I know I'm not a practical person, I can't even put together Ikea furniture. I can't drill a picture hook into a wall.
>this is my last post. One of the biggest lessons you need to learn is only you can help yourself
That's fair enough, I don't hope for any help desu. It is too late at this point anyway.
my life consists of work 40 hours a week, stay silent at my desk in the office, go home, rinse and repeat - i am 30 which means i have at least 30 more years to work yet i cant stand another day of it
just cant be bothered anymore lads
>you do realize nobody cares about whatever perceived embarrassing thing you do
I care, the memories of the bad / stupid / embarrassing / pathetic shit I've done never fade, they just keep piling up until it's impossible to willingly add to them by trying new things.
alright lads, last night we were discussing a weekly britfeel movie night a little and getting suggestions for films to watch. This is what we have so far, any others people want to throw out there go ahead:
>K-ON the movie
>Anything with Jackie Chan
>Saving Private Ryan
>The Fifth Element
>Go for interview at prestigious car dealer
>They ask for a copy of my driving licence, passport and NI number
>Still haven't heard anything
What does it mean Brits ? Did I get it ? Did I not get it ? Are they drawing up a contract ?
Anything with Jackie Chan is pretty much the only all around answer for /britfeel/. Like the others aren't bad but they'd be at smaller audiences of the thread, but no one can turn down Jackie Chan
well anon, next time your'll have to frame a picture your'll know how to do it!
you know i used to be like you anon, but then i started to think of the positives rather than the negatives.
When people think negatively all there life they grow that part of the brain while leaving the positive thinking parts undeveloped. So in effect you've got these Arnold swartzeneger negative thought centres but ed millibeed levels of positive so it's hard to think positively.
this is quite interesting
POSTING BEST GIRL
we could watch the extended cut LOTR films, the really comfy long ones.
Just don't see the point in getting together to watch normie shit. I could watch that stuff with normies, should get together to watch something that you could never get away with watching with normies like the K-On movie
Battlestar galatica ( i know it's a series)
Any ridley scot film
5 Centimeters Per Second
the wind rises
Howels moving castle
le evil germans meme
It's in the image you dumbo.
no, do you have shit taste?
close encounters of the third kind
we steal secrets
good will hunting
the butterfly effect
some are just ones that I like and think are cool, but others are objectively brilliant
> being a good goy
pls kill yourself
>every conversation felt like the worst torture anyone has ever experienced in human history
>doesn't mention any cardiovascular problems
if your heart didn't give in to the stress hormones then no way in hell could it have been that bad. fken faggot.
How are we going to host it?
I would love to host it like back in the day of syncchan staying up late with anons watching films and chatting was amazing, but all the stream services now you have to sign up for and give them your details and I don't want the feds kicking my door down because I am breaking copyright by streaming films for robots
I have a fantastic selection of Japanese horror though.
Feeling really uncertain right now lads.
Neighbour is dying. She's always been an uptight bitch, so I'm not too sad about that, but it does mean that someone else is going to move into the place and I bet they will be an even bigger pain in the ass that the current woman. I'm also worried about the poor doggies she owns, they are going to be thrown into a council kennel, very sad.
Are irish allowed here?
we as fucked as you lads are
>You don't sound as angry as that other guy who used to always come in here and rant about being circumcised, so there are two of you.
>so there are two of you.
no, i am that guy. I'm just not always superangry. I'm also the original angryanon.
see, even FUCKING PAKIS ARE UNCIRCUMCISED. YOU ARENT A REAL PAKI.
>I didn't think it was common
there is nothing more subhuman than being cut. even shitskins are less of a humiliated minority than circumcised white men.
but that is the actual reason behind it. the official reason is medical reasons, which are just excuses because there is no need to circumcise fken 6 year olds for phimosis since in most cases you just outgrow it. it's like giving 2 year olds steroids because they arent as strong as grown men.
It's the same sperg who spammed "kill self" constantly and the same one who complained about his Diabetes if images are anything to go by from the last time he complained about his circumcision
Sadly, I can't. Her dogs don't like my dogs, they always fight whenever they see eachother at the fence.
If only I won the lottery or something, then I could buy the house and the dogs can stay at the house and everyone would be happy.
I haven't left my house in a week, which is the last time I went shopping. I haven't done much in that time other than reflect on trivial matters. I didn't think to bother with it.
They're the same person.
They are the exact same person, evidenced by the same anger post style, spamming kill self before one of his episodes and the same images used from one of his "I'm a subhuman because I was circumcised" and his "Diabetes is literally the worst thing ever" episodes
I'm saying it because it was written on a wikipedia article literally just like that that it's not a valid reason because you can outgrow it, followed by 8 citations or so.
Circumcision ruined my life and i will forever be a circumcised subhuman
>implying I'm not diabetesguy
what the fuck makes you think that all those memes are individual persons? Nigga I'm half of deez THREADS.
>and gets bullied by his boss.
wtf, I never said that I got bullied by my boss
OH REALLY I DIDNT KNOW THIS, nigga i spent fucking months researching circumcision. i know more about dicks than the biggest cum guzzling whore even though i never had one in my mouth.
>his "I'm a subhuman because I was circumcised" and his "Diabetes is literally the worst thing ever" episodes
FUCKING KEK LAD
laughing at myself desu
FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S FUNNY
I've considered this before, but ruled it out as I don't think there are people smart enough to get away with a scam like that on such a massive scale.
For a start, they'd have to have people all over HMRC covering up the fact that the money never goes anywhere, and then all those people would have to have kept it completely silent for over 22 years?
They couldn't even cover up MPs spending their expenses on moats.
wait what do you mean, a troll? How am i trolling anyone when I'm saying how fucking inferior I am and crying about circumcision? if anything i make others feel better. you're either a cancerous newfag who doesn't know what trolling is, or you are trolling ME right now.
feels good to be 5 memes at the same time. I'm probably the most significant poster of /britfeel/
Sorry sunshine I am not letting you claim that one, you may have been on one side of it but I orchestrated the whole thing by pretending I didn't know how to use shower gel then argued with anyone who told me I was wrong.
>feels good to be 5 memes at the same time. I'm probably the most significant poster of /britfeel/
I'm a NEET and I have all freetime of the world and I'm not even one meme. How does this guy do it?
>Shower gel, India and China, British and American comedy
Never heard of any of that to be honest.
>tfw energy drinks significantly intensify my mental illnesses
stimulant psychosis lads
I wonder what would happen if I took amphetamines
would probably lose it completeLY