/britfeel/

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Not used to being awake before 2pm lads. But i think Jun would want me to to put the effort in sometimes.

>>26244519
>woke up at 9am today
>normally wake up about 4pm
>still spent the last two hours in bed shitposting

Literally what is the point in getting up early

I am thinking about creating a new political party called the POBI party. Who wants to join? I can't let just anyone in, so you need to figure out the party name to get in.

>>26244534
why would a neet have a reason to get up at any specific time?

>>26244546
Proud Occupants of British Islam?

I've recently noticed that when I cotton bud my ears I don't get wax anymore.

This saddens me because there was no feeling comparable to rooting around in my ear and pulling out a massive nugget of orange gold.

And yes, I know its bad to use cotton buds, I just like the feeling when I go in deep, its a bit sexual tbqh.

>>26244546
Pakis Out British Isles?

If so, yes.

>>26244554
I just naturally wake up around 4pm. For some reason today I woke up early and couldn't get back to sleep.

>>26244569

Bennies in

>>26244534
When I'm off work and have nothing to do during the day I don't get up until at least 10-11. Like you said, there isn't any point. Then again, there isn't any point to get up at anytime.

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>you will never ethnically cleanse Britain of chavs

Feels disappointing man

It happened lads, I finally won the lottery, I got two numbers and got an e-mail telling me I have won a lucky dip for saturday. I hope I don't spend it all too fast.

>>26244607
I want to play the lottery but I don't know how to do it. How do I get a luck dip?

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>>26244600
I don't think they are an ethnicity sir.

>>26244607
I won 80 queens on a birthday scratchcard once, felt like Charlie and the chocolate factory.

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I think the OG IwillWait tripfag has disappeared.

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>live with grandfather
>smokes like a chimney
>house is like fucking sauna
>have to keep room door shut at all times so my stuff doesn't stink of stale smoke

There is nothing worse than your clothes smelling of stale fucking smoke. God DAMN this is annoying FUCK

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>>26244678
Save those bennies.

Alright /britfeel/? What are your names?
I'll start, I'm James.

>>26244698
I have a full time job. The worst thing is, he does the washing up whilst I'm at work, puts the clothes on the radiator downstairs and by the time I get home and take them upstairs they're stinking of fag smoke.

>>26244703

Muhammad Al-Asari Shahad Muhammad

>>26244703
Calum, no one ever spells it correctly.

>>26244703
I'm Aadil

>>26244703

Samuel, or Sam, whatever you want to use. It means voice of God, which in turn means that God likes to shitpost.

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>mfw supposed to be at uni today
>to depressed to go
>probably gonna get kicked out
>will be forced to be a wage kek soon

why live

>>26244703
Aaron.

People keep spelling it as the retarded version being Arron. Doesn't even look right to spell Aaron in that way.

>>26244703
I'm Kryztoph

>>26244779

That's a cool name 4u.

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I've now had a good, steady job for 3 years. Before that I was a NEET with no life skills and no social skills and the most important lesson I've gotten from having a job is that people are fucking snakes. I used to be such a trusting individual and now I don't trust anyone.

The amount of back stabbing bastards in the workplace is just immense. I never tell anyone more than I want them to know and keep to myself otherwise it will come back and bite me in the ass.

What's more pathetic is that the back stabbing bastards are also the ass lickers that have their nose so far up managements arsehole they know what they had for breakfast 2 weeks ago.

>>26244703
Please don't promote survey topics in this thread. It's bad enough that the rest of the board is shitted up with them. They're nothing but masturbation

>>26244788
Bitching always goes on in the workplace, bruv.

Keep your self to yourself. Just nod your head to other people's bitching and say nuttin.

>>26244703
>I'm James.
Me too, pal.

Good name, lad.

>>26244678
Most of my house constantly stinks of weed from the chavs next door to the point basically one room is habitable by now.

>tfw Joey from friends is going to be a top gear presenter

Pretty cool desu. I know i'm going to get absolutely slaughtered for this but I never really liked the other three that much. Clarkson is annoying, that little one was a rat, but James May was cool.

Have to ring work to pull a sickie within the next 20 minutes but I'm so anxious that I keep having mini panic attacks before I pick up the phone. Literally the worst they can do is get annoyed with me and have the manager tell me not to do again but even the thought of that is unbearable.

>>26244802
I keep to myself but don't take shit from anyone. That's another thing, you can't let people push you around and take advantage of you.

>>26244703
Alex but I sometimes go with Lexie

>>26244817
>I never really liked the other three that much.

Obviously some dutty yank, bruv. BBCs top gear is dead. It will have high ratings for the first episode and then it'll be dropped.

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Just put on my cumrag pants by accident lads, feels crusty down below.

Surprisingly not a pleasant feel at all.

Think it's time for me to stop smoking weed. I only smoke every other night but it's getting to the point where I feel cloudy headed all the time and constantly forget words that I should not be forgetting.

I was just typing a sentence and had to stop because I couldn't think of the fucking word that I needed.

I guess occasionally with friends is fine.

>>26244856
I put on a hoodie the other day without realising it still had vomit stains all over the arms. I'd shoved it under my bed and forgotten about it.

>>26244845
As in Louis' brother?

>find coalation Vetee scrap metal and valuable previously scrap paper
>nudge market like fruit machine
>profit
>different metal
>keep an eye on the powerful
>bonsai is followed by sheep
>wait until they THEY edge and flip
>David & Gilaith

>>26244847

>dutty
>bruv

You're the one not speaking English here. It probably will get dropped though.

>>26244856
I did this once with a sock and that's why I have PTSD

>>26244845
R u a qt3.14?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVaUlXfvOHg

Make sure to buy Pantera albums, even if you hate metal which is fine and not worth arguing about. Don't let the SJWs win.

>driving test booked

What are the chances I'll get the same cunt tester as last time?

Joey from friends on topgear.

Fuck that bollocks

>>26244925
Yeah, if it was the 90s again, when Pantera were relevant.

>>26244939

They aren't even going now obviously, but I guess you can support him with Down albums or whatever.

>>26244661
It's clearly you drawing more attention to yourself with a different trip. You're the most pathetic person here.

>>26244932
>an American presenting Top Gear

Yeah, that isn't going to work at all. He just won't understand British banter and humour.

>>26244914
Not really, I'm a ugly femboy at best

I need some help, lads.

I spent most of last night making outs with a real qt at a club.
>Inb4: REEEEEEEEEEE

Though I gave her my number, I didn't get hers but I did get her Facebook. From what I remember, she seeming like a pretty decent girl and I'd really like to meet her again, should I give it a day or so before messaging her on fb seeing if she wants to go for a drink, or should I message her today so she doesn't think I'm not interested?

I was thinking of messaging her my number in case I got it wrong last night, but I don't want to come across as desperate.

>>26244872
I know a guy in Twitter box from Brighton throug Goolg box in can't be out of milk I'll shit my self to know there's still at least one bonsai tiring to take over.

>>26245086
If you're ugly, you're not a femboy

There is literally no middle ground

>>26245094
Message her today. Waiting will only damage your chances.

>Keeping Up With The Khans

I'm sure it won't be at all biased in favour of the "wonderful" things that dirty stinking Pakis have contributed to Yorkshire.

I fucking despise Channel 4

>>26245119
>Message her today. Waiting will only damage your chances.

Not the guy you're replying to but I've been told not to message them and let them message you.

I've met girls on nights out and I've messaged them only for them to not bother messaging back.

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>tfw you're acting like a retard and you realise the person downstairs who you thought was out is actually still home

>>26245145
That advice is nonsense. It's men who lead relationships and if you aren't going to make the move someone else will.

>>26244748
anon don't be lazy i couldn't go to school if i wanted to!!!

Just saw this on my normie feed lads with people being like 'looooool at the xenophobic fat kid'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlIkGlAcOko

Fuck this gay earth

>>26245145
>>26245174
I agree with this guy. Whilst you will get some bold girls who are willing to make the first move, a lot of them won't and they will wait for you to do it.

Just message her. Best case, you get laid, worst case, you don't get laid and lose nothing.

>>26245191
I genuinely hope I am alive for the uprising against Muslims. I 100% mean that from the bottom of my heart.

>>26245191
>be me, fat little muslim boy
>see some of my fellow muslims walking down the street
>decide to greet them by reminding them of the greatness of god
>"Allahu akbar, friends!"
>Suddenly swarmed by them, one grabs me, thinking I am kufar
>She starts shouting at me in some English dialect I don't understand
>Calls me senpai despite being aggressive towards me
>RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26245077
He'll have a break down when there's no canned laughter.

On the plus side i might get to see it live before i die because none will want to see it

>>26245191
>>26245221
>>26245273
All I take from this is that the working class truly is awful tbqh

>>26245431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXZ52-XgUjA

>>26245191
>black Muslims chimping out over Allah

The worst of both worlds!

>>26245454
I miss Prescott

>>26245454
>but I don't work

I mean, me neither, but if you're going to be a neet at least be a neet from a wealthy family

>>26245454
When are we going to cull chavs? Seriously senpai. Muslims can wait, I don't give a fuck about them if they want to behead me because of their imaginary friend idgaf. But chavs... Chavs are just disgusting... utter vermin.

>>26245461

This country is finished, we need a white flight to a new stronghold and just hope they don't keep fucking following us like lost dogs.

>>26245493
Just the male ones

The only group on the planet where I think the men are worse than the women

>>26244493
Your country is fucking shit, you're the whitetrash of europe.

>>26245528
Well, at least we are white

It is shit though, but what can you do

Where are poleaboo and tilde today? Would like an update tbqh

>>26245528
Yeah, everything's pretty shit. Oh well, I was born here and I'm gonna eventually die alone here

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>>26245525
>find chav neighbour on Facebook
>post of him holding a knife and a spliff and like 5 twenty pound notes looking all 'hard' and 'gangster'
>next post an hour later 'wats da point if nan of u lyk me myt as wel just felet facbook innit fk u mssage mi so i no ho ma rl frnz r'
>he's 20 years old

>mfw

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>>26245555
Tilde is waxing today, he will be completely smooth, with pictures coming tonight when he is free.

>>26245528
>he thinks we don't know this already

wew lad

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>>26245588

don't tease me lad

>>26245588
who? wo
oo o h?

>>26245525
Then what are you going to do with the females? Sterilise them and use them as sex workers?

You can not allow them to live normally and breed with human folk, risking contamination to that gene pool.

>>26245710
I'd rather sterilise the middle class females

Bunch of fart sniffing, guardian reading, refugee hugging cunts.

>>26245726

I'd rather walk past the spawn of a compassionate leftie than a chav on a dark night, that's nonsense.

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>>26245588
>he will be completely smooth

like his teeth?

>I am not your 'bruv' the way you speak is childlike and ridiculous

Based Kyle telling these ghetto rat linguists how it is.

>>26245741
female chavs dont do shit but stay at home watching Eastenders and cooking fish fingers and chips for their white kids

middle class females destroy entire countries with their voting

>>26245768
Bet he wouldn't say that to a black guy

>>26245772

You say that, but the Tories have been in power since 2010 and will be until at least 2030 and probably longer.

>>26245772

That isn't true, they go and fuck any bad boy they can and have his baby while he's in prison.

>>26245792
And the Tories would be more conservative if it wasn't for them

They're effectively New Labour 2.0 thanks to them

>>26245772
>chavs girls
>White kids

Mate...

I do agree though middle class leftie cunts are cancer as well. Without middle class leftie cunts we would probably be a in a position where a chav cull could be possible. If you think about it all of our enemies are protected by the social media bleeding hearted womb of middle class leftie cunts. If they go, their mongoloid surrogate offspring will have no one left to stand up for them.

When are we staring the revolution?

chavs will be the saviour of this country. just because they bullied you in high school doesn't mean they are the scum of the earth as you like to profess.

>emailed lauren laverne during her show on bbc 6 music today
>she didn't read it out
>fucking bitch
>nothing but hate mail from herein

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>>26245815

The Tories have been doing everything they can to distance themselves from Labour, I really don't think that factors in to it.

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>>26244493
>frogs
>original

BULLSHIT

Poleaboo has decided to do no-fap. He believes the test-boost will make him intimidating in a good way and should help secure a job.

>>26245815
>>26245792
Let's be realistical here pomateos

Tory and Labour governments both love and need chavs. Chavs have kids faster than anyone outside of Muslims, which is good for population growth, which is good for house price increases, which is good for voters and banks (the governments overlords) thus good for the government.

A government has never lost an election in the country after under seeing an average house price rise of 14%. House price rising is ge game and chavs and Muslims are the name of the tool used.

No government is going to stop any of this. You would need a revolution. Which is literally impossible in the modern world due to the power being consolidated. So nothing doing apart from taking to the streets and ending a few chavs yourself.

>>26244493
Afternoon lads, just woke up and feel like shit.
Dry throat, chest pain and all my muscles ache
Just another morning.

>>26245874

>intimidating in a good way
>sexually frustrated poleaboo

I sense a rape coming.

>>26245853
>chavs will be the saviour of this country.

Have you ever met a chav...?

> just because they bullied you in high school doesn't mean they are the scum of the earth as you like to profess

>implying I didn't go to a nice middle class secondary with a bout 3 chavs in my year who were the dog shit bottom of the social structure

I would have killed myself if I had to go to a school infested with the creatures.

>>26245910

You talk about chavs a lot, we all hate them but you do go on. Have you had a bad experience with them, a robbery or something?

>>26245910
>Have you ever met a chav...?
sounds like you certainly haven't m eight

>>26245900
>Poleaboo scooping out poos from the girl's public toilet.

>>26245910
>nice middle class secondary
>Had chavs at all
Pick 1.

>>26245921
I live amongst them. They are all alchys and crackheads who shit out kids quicker than the rate they attain GCSEs. They are literally a plague on this area, house prices have gone down 20% in the last 10 years here as the chav population has grown. Twenty fucking percent, do you know how insane that is in this economy? It looks like fucking Escape from New York walking around here these days.

I've had a couple of fights over the years when randomers have tried (And failed) and failed to mug me. I'm not really intimiated by them. This area is such a shit hole at this point no one really starts on anyone apart from the rival gangs, because everyone assumes everyone's too dodgy to risk it with. Last incident I had was about two years ago when a chav pulled a repulica pistol out of his pocket and pointed it at me when I was walking through a crowd of his mates, I just looked at him and carried on walking. They are pussies mostly. A plague of pussies.

>>26245874
You absolute twat. Only will make you want to rape polish girls.

>>26245978
It was a nice Catholic school so only really let in good catholic middle class kiddies, but it was in a rough area so they had some agreement where they'd let 5 or 10 inbred retard kiddies in from the local area each year.

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>>26245588
post yours desu

>>26245998
go outside, live a little and then commence posting. your lack of life experience is showing.

Delivered to a student yesterday. Actually had a very clean house. I was in shock and told her it made my day.

Probably thought I was pathetic unless she picked up that I was joking about it making my day.

>>26246034
>they'd let 5 or 10 inbred retard kiddies in from the local area each year.
That doesn't sound like a nice middle class secondary at all, up the standards lad.

>>26245754
I'm going to grab Tilde when he is being sick in his bathroom, he will be a bit confused and apologise, saying he feels dizzy and needs to clean up. but i pull his face to mine and push my tongue around his fucked up teeth, savouring the bitter taste of stomach acid. Then i will push him to the floor and run my hands along his smooth tight body, whisper into his ears 'no homo' and embrace him.

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>>26246052
post my what senpai.

>>26246073
>your lack of life experience is showing.

Explain how matey? Only time I've heard that advice is by middle class normies who have never set foot in a council estate and think it is like This is England desu.

I've lived outside of this shit hole in middle class neighbourhoods, it is NOTHING like this, this is like a different country. I've lived in different countries and they are nothing like this.

Please enlighten me though, what am I missing about this lovely neighbourhood I grew up in and have lived in for a good chunk of my 23 year existence?

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Can't believe it hasn't been said yet

POST WAIFUS

>>26246099
poast belly

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>>26246132
waifus in the afternoon

>>26246084
I'm going to grab Tilde's head whilst he's throwing up and slam his teeth against the porcelain so that he swallows them

>>26246132
>>26246152
Can you not go to /brit-a/ or something. Go post your chinese cartoons in /a/

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>>26246132
I didnot want to take it from Azulad, but i guess he is busy.

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Please give what you can to the mongrel children. They have never met their fathers and need your support to compensate.

>>26244731
Hey loomy

>>26246161
HE HASN'T GOT ANY, THEY ROTTED OUT.

Poleaboos dad made him search for radiators online and then sign his m8 up for a SIM card (gave his card details over the phone)

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>>26246161
Tilde figures coming to all nipon waifu dealers soon.

I'm addicted to Trebor extra strong mints

Californication. Gareth started with a nip
>you nip my nut
>I got three
>things I learnt from bons this fine whiskey morn

Poleaboos first YouTube waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz1Pd43qvUs

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Someone explain this image to me.

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BULLYING TILDEANON IS A FUCKING CRIME, I'M CALLING THE COPS AGAIN

>>26246367
Are an alc >>>/aco/ addict. I'm 3/8th of the way through and I could but do do throw nose up and shut down nodes at will you be a good month bonsai, yeah maybe this might be great not just bright to illuminate every baby step into oblivion.
>the game.
Condiments are not food sanapi API not ready lad. Can eclipse tho to wrap a pancake and go Aye Bae. I'll get to that stop asking me every month it's a 5 minute job. From the shearing sheep

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>tfw lonely

I just want to be loved

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Showed my Mum the fenton the dog video last night and she found it really funny.

I'm going to innocently show her videos like that to the point where she trusts me when I am about to show her something and think it will be funny but it will be a video of a nigger being beheaded or something.

She is quite sensitive, I think it will take a week or so to make her trust me but it will be worth it when she sees it and starts screaming at me.

>>26246455
It will stop when tild hangs himself
you know what you have to do

>>26246430
>"can i post in here?"
>the computer screen on the last panel

>captcha: select all pictures of boats
>all the boat pictures are boats full of migrants/refugees
What the fuck is going on?

>>26246498
I'll love you anon.

It's pathetic that I'm serious.

>>26246509

Still don't get it.

>>26246500
Mum Reacts to: ISIS

>>26246498
You'll always be lover here, anon

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now tell me to fuck off and start the code then select all trees and don't drink

>>26246498
I think we all understand this lad. not even my waifu really loves me.

>>26246529
same.

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MY ARTISTIC INTERPRETATION OF TILDE

>>26246534
Careful, she could get sued for reacting.

>>26244703
William
hello everyone

>>26244703

Alexander or Paul for short.

>>26246602
dont think thats how it works m8

Might kill myself in a foreign country lads.

Save up a bit of money, go mental and then just hang myself somewhere. Life is a bit too fucking boring

>>26244703
Amer

>>26246620
Why not take a one way ticket to a foreign country and just spend all your money, then try to get back home without using an embassy or passport?

>>26246565
Not cute or feminine enough to be him lad

>>26246633
madman desu

>it's a shoutanon samefags and tries to force memes episode again

Guess I'll see you lads later

Anyone else get really annoyed by people that say verbalise their pauses or tell anecdotes that go nowhere?

>>26246690
BYE TILDE YOU ROTTEN CUNT

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>mfw manlet AND balding with a middle aged mans hairline at 19yo

>>26246746
end yourself t b h

Just back from the shop lads, got 6 Hobgoblins and 2 Banana Bread beers. Last digit of my post decides what time I start drinking. If dubs I decide. If trips right now.

>>26246765
almost there friendo

>>26246774
So close for trips, 4pm it is. To be honest with you I might just say fuck it and start drinking sooner though, just need to have a rest from my walk.

>>26246781
good fuck off twat

>>26246821
This is a no bullying thread I'm afraid friendo

>>26246830
what you gonna do baldy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_qbqTfaPPI

>family urging me to go on dating sites
pls help

>>26246849
which?
fuck off original comment

>>26246841
I'm not bald I've got loads of hair. One time I was waiting at a bus stop and some normie drove past in his car and shouted 'HAIRY HEAD' out the window at me. That's how not bald I am.

>>26246849
They both look like roasties who would cuck you doe senpai

>>26246876
how old are u, my dad once urged me to use tinder

>>26246891
are you a friend of doublemint dave's

>>26246912
20, trouble is i live in a small area so if i go on a dating website it'll be social suicide

>>26246914
The only dave I know is a turntable slave

>>26246929
same, im 20 and my village is so small its technically a hamlet

>>26246944
what if we're in the same village friend

>>26245772

Kek. Female chavs produce only nigglets.

>>26246929

Anyone who sees you on a dating website is also on the website, so who cares.

Also, are you implying you have friends? Fucking normie

>>26246951
go outside and honk your car horn a few times

>>26246959
i have no friends.
im just a scaredy cat

>>26246978
im at work atm

>tfw no southern twink to cuddle up with during these cold nights we're having

>>26246954
No, they don't.

Try going round a council estate sometime. The ones with niglet kids would be verbally abused all day

BAHAHAHAHA

The chav grandad who lives next door just drown down the road on a mobility scooter with a union jack paint job on it and a massive Union Jack flag flying from it. Fucking hell that was hilarious wish I didn't see it so late so I could have taken a pic. I'll try to get a pic when he comes back.

Literally irl British Spurdo

>>26246996

Yeah, chavs are racist as fuck t b h

>>26246989
k, where you work at?

>>26247044
Hull

>>26246996
>>26247021
>chavs are racist

Only against Muslims. Chavs love blacks. They are natural cucks. They would be black if they could, and they do try hard at it.

>>26247079
miles away, im near colchester

>>26247093

>They would be black if they could, and they do try hard at it.

They're still racist.

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>>26247093

>Implying Muslim is a race

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hehe

ococ

Need some advice lads, what would you do?

I've got a lovely flat/house, super cheap. Only 450 a month, well done inside, great location, right near a supermarket and both me and the gfs jobs, cosy as fuck

Only problem is it's a sketchy area, like in the 5 months we've been here not a single thing has happened, dodgy people are about but we've never actually had anything bad happen and don't think we've seen it, not even noisy neighbours, but you do get chavs and Muslims roaming about.

Anyway, a week or two ago some girl got brutally raped and murdered just down the road, now my gf is really unsettled and doesn't feel safe round here, and desu I don't either. We've got like another month on the contract so if we're gonna move, nows the time. Money isn't a huge issue, we've both got enough to pay more monthly, it's just nice to be where we are for the price.

Anyway, what do lads? What would you do?

Tl;Dr live in bad area, but nothing bad personally happened to us, but bad murder happened and now we're shaken, Wat do

>>26247196
I would move desu not worth risking you or your missus getting raped or murdered just so you can stay there and show them you are 'tough' and are not going to be scared off.

>>26247196
Muslims are going to rip her open with their flesh scimitars.

Accept defeat

>>26247291
>>26247266
Eh, we wanted to upsize anyway because we're planning kids soon, yeah you're right. No point "toughing it out" considering there's a pretty much gated posh person community around the corner we can get into

Thanks lads

>>26247196
Maybe you should actually lift so your fat missus actually has some faith in your as a protector

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>>26247324
>gf
>kids
alright normie, you've had your time here, now LEAVE US ALONE

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>watch this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-35490011

>>26247510
Absolute McMadman

I am no longer obese!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3431762/BMI-waste-time-Measurement-wrongly-branding-millions-people-unhealthy-experts-claim.html

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>he cucked me with my oneitis when we were 16
>now we're 23 and he's engaged to the only girl I've ever slept with

Might try and gauge whether or not I have a shot at countercucking him as an act of overdue revenge, lads.

>>26247510
>watch this
>dies in horrific convulsions with his friends beating him on the back

>>26247569
Permanently damage him lad. Cut off his dick or slash his tendons.

>>26247569
please refer to this >>26247355

When the working day is done
Wage slaves - they want to have fun
Oh wagies just want to have fun

Back from another day of wage slaving laddies
Early finish, my boss is a good guy and I in return am a good goy

>>26247510
>>26247528
>>26247573
"He would not have been able to breathe... with that in his airway," she said.

I really hope the ellipsis was a dramatic pause by her and not something that the beeb editor did.

>>26247569
>countercuck
I mean you don't have a hope in hell, but good word you've used there.

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>this actually happened

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>>26247715
>this actually had nothing to do with /r9k/ and happened about 3 years ago

>>26247715
Is the strawberry blond/e one a lass?

Also kek at the fact that /pol/acks are next to a non-white family

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>this actually happened

and i was there.

>>26247799
It's a paki restaurant.

And that bint is GINGER.

I should probably get to work on phishing outlook/wp accounts or learning RATs

Motivation is only going to fall from here

>>26247853
She's strawberry blonde, lad.

A variety of ginger.

I probably would tbqh.

>>26247863
Have you given up on not wanking already?

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>>26247863
>phishing outlook/wp accounts
That's immoral

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>>26247906
Based Peter

>Dear name,

>This message is to inform you that on 1st March 2016, WP will discontinue support on your account. If you choose not to update your account on or before 1st March 2016, your archived emails will be lost and you will no longer have access to many of the latest features for improved conversations, contacts and attachments.

>Update your account

>Take a minute to update your account for a faster, safer and full-featured WP experience

Thoughts?

Imagine it in Polish, though the Outlook/English version will still be like this

Mum hadn't bought any fucking juice cordial yesterday. Ended up having to drink water.

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>>26248044
If Gemma was my mummy I'd never be neglected again. Last night my mum didn't come home till 9 and I had to cook my own meal. Not acceptable.

>>26244731
That's because you spell it wrong, Callum

>>26247715
me on the left

oc

>>26244748
same here. I'm a good uni as well, but I just feel like everyone is way better than me and I'm a stupid fuck and when I think about all the work I've got to catch up on I get scared and hide in my room all day
>>26245181
being depressed and being lazy are not the same thing

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>>26247931
>This party reminds me of the Tory party, neither of them are conservative

top fucking kek

>>26248107

She just came home now and I went and demanded to know why there was no juice.

>I've had a busy week!

Fucking women...

Poleaboo stop phishing and play Rocket League with me.

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>>26244493
hi opppie
https://youtu.be/ZXSSBu9uKrM

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>tfw having a 12 hour long twitter argument with a Turk

He underestimates my resolve.

>>26248332
>parody songs which aren't funny and where the 'singers' have bad voices

hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>26248364
post it lad, let's see

>>26248364
>Using normmer
lad

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A man choked to death trying to eat a burger in one mouthful

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>Select all the sandwiches
>The answer is the Big macs

Don't you just fucking love how most job's hours are now listed as 8am to 5.30pm rather than 9-5?

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>>26246132
Doing another meetup with Junlad tomorrow night

(My waifu on the left)

>>26248572
>Waifu
>Meeting up to do gay shit
Hmmm

>>26248591
Doesn't sound gay to me, lad

>>26248572
Going by the picture >>26247845 you need to lay of the cakes, fatty.

>>26248572
give him a kiss from me desu

Lads, what does it cost to have a car if it's just parked outside the house not being used? I want to finally learn to drive and get a car so I can apply for jobs that aren't easy to get to via public transport, but I don't leave the house so I wouldn't use it for anything else and I don't want to be pissing money down the drain while I don't have any coming in. W I have enough money saved up to do it, I just don't know when I will get my next job, or if I even ever will get one.

>>26248728
*Would it be better to get one on finance or buy one outright?

>>26248728
>>26248748
Get a skateboard, they're becoming cool again.

>>26248572
make him wear a tilde mask and fuck his boipussy

>>26248773
I would but the pavements round my way aren't smooth enough.

>>26248728
Declare it SORN, but it needs to be on private property, probably get away with risking it on the road though

>>26248800
We have a drive so I could blag that, but say I get an interview (lol), how long does it take to rescind that and be able to drive it?

>>26248839
Ring DVLA pay your tax and its instant

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>>26248572
looking forward to it lad.

>>26248773
>>26248792
Forget that mate, you need a micro scooter. I ride my micro scooter to work it can go over all rough terrain and I overtake all of the normies in their cars sat in traffic.

>>26248929
But you look like autism incarnate.

>>26248929
Sounds like a great way to ruin a suit.

>>26244703
Oliver. Lots of people i like call me Ollie, lots of people i dont like call me Ols.

>>26248941
I look sexy. Some stacies were waving at me out of a bus window the other day as I overtook them.

>>26248952
I leave my suits at work and get changed once I get in.

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Odds Coffee
Evens Whiskey

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>just discovered those budget tesco burgers after my night shift work with them
>1 quid for 8 burgers
>each burger is 100 calories and 8g brotein

FUARRRRRRK!!!


Also 30 hours of night shift work(plus some sunday premium) only gives me 280quid gross weekly, those fucking jews.

Should be getting like 330 or something, fucking jews, where's the 8.40 basic living wage salary every other grocer is doing?

>>26248991
>1200 a month

Oh poor you

>>26248991
>being a wageslave
>2016

Don't say we didn't warn you

>>26249008

well more like 1500 cause these fucks shove overtime offers down your throat so I'll do 37.5, but i need the cash anyway.

>>26249020

welfare doesn't pay nearly enough to sustain my lifestyle nigga.

>>26249025
>acting hard done for getting 1500 a month to stack shelves

You must be insufferable IRL, how can anyone be so entitled

>>26248991
Shutup you visa dodging steroid pumped piece of shit, stop whining about stacking shelves you subhuman jalwa cunt, its all you're good for

THE CHASE IS ON
THE CHASE IS ON
THE CHASE IS ON
THE CHASE IS ON
THE CHASE IS ON

>>26248991
Basic rate is 7.30/hr at the moment, less if you only just started. Basic rate is going up to 7.80 or something in the new financial year. Have you not had your pay review meeting yet?

>>26249075
Deep breaths mate.

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>>26248990
>not combining both
Not gonna make it, lad

>>26248990
Rolls a zero hahaha kill yourself aninny

>>26248991
That's what you get for eating meat you filthy paki, know your place.

>>26244703
Ruairi

no bully please[/spoiler

>>26249110
I only drink both for the effects, mixing might be too much for my weak taste buds to handle.

>>26249145
Can I call you Ruri?

>>26245866
Wouldn't of thought of sinn fein as being so authoritarian

Guys, would the NHS give me a gym membership for depression?

>>26249099

My basic is actually just 7quid (210 for 30 hours).

I'm only a week old though, so maybe it'll go up?

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>>26249149
But both taste great by themselves too and make a great combo.

Are there so many support work jobs available because part of the job is wiping some spastic's arse? Only reason I haven't applied for any.

>>26249195
No. Meds and counseling is what they do.

>>26249195
NHS give gym memberships if you claim your taking diet pills.

>>26249196
Like I said it's less if you've only just started. I think it's after like 6 or 12 months you get the normal rate

>>26249226
Shit hours, shit pay and most of you work is cleaning up old people shit. They have a HUGE turnover on staff which is why they are always looking.

>>26248991
waheeeyyy on ya bike you fucking paki cunt

>>26249237
I'm not a fatty though

>>26249233
That's shit. Shame gyms aren't owned by pharmaceutical companies.

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>>26244748
Oh god, I haven't been in like 2-3 weeks now. Still haven't contacted uni that I need to withdraw temporary or something. I just feel so anxious every time I try to write an email or call them up.

JUST

>>26249244
The second most common job I see is fork lift operator. Maybe I should learn how to use one of those somehow.

>tfw my hair is getting long again

Wahey, throw back to the glory days lads

>>26249280
Get a haircut ya hippy

>>26249255
>That's shit.
Most people probably wouldn't even go even if the NHS did pay for gym memberships. Doesn't sound like a smart idea for the NHS to do desu.

>>26249102
We're not at the gym now mate, deep breaths ain't gonna help you with the soul crushing realisation that you're a piece of shit paki cunt and this is what the rest of your life is going to be like

Jokes on you lad, haha

>>26249280
Nice one lad, let it breath.

The Virgin Mary is mentioned more often in the Quran than in the Bible

>>26249293
I'm white doe and I don't go to the gym

>>26248991
Are you complaining about pay while stacking shelves? A monkey could do the same job. Be lucky you get paid for it at all and they don't just get job centre kids on 'work experience' doing it for free.

You should be looking to get out of the job asap, not wanting more pay for it.

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What you lads got planned for friday night? Might go to the pub with the lads

>>26249313
Not a surprise the filthy rapists, the thought of her probably drove them wild.

Why does Islam have a rape problem?

>>26249338
drinking alone and crying myself to sleep

>>26249357
Why does England have no spine and lets pakis creampie little white girls until they collapse?

>>26249336

i dunno mayne, getting 9.x an hour is a lot more than most jobs available atm unless you're in management or the minority who actually god a real job from their engineering/stem/whatever degree.

But if the mug is correct and It'll be raised to 10.something an hour I guess I can just stay there, it's pretty chill for the most part, you see faggots playing on their phones instead of actually working, cunts.

>>26249289
Probably more of an actual cure for depression than meme pills though.

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>>26249338

Drinking at my computer as usual.

>>26249383
>It'll be raised to 10.something an hour I guess I can just stay there
Don't know senpai. I see 40 year olds stacking shelves. That's the last thing I'd want to be doing. I'd want to get out asap.

>>26249373
I was going to do that but I have gone 3 days without a drink so moved it forward to tonight instead.

yay

>>26249402
Yes, most likely. But when you're depressed getting the energy and motivation to actually GO to the gym is a big big ask. Easier to take pills.

>>26249409
There's a 99% chance they went redundant and had to find a new job.

>>26249427
True that. Never ending cycle ain't it.

>>26249404
Same as me lad hahah what a coincidence hahah

I'm lonely

IMPORT ANT
http://strawpoll.me/6725743
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http://strawpoll.me/6725743

>>26249338
>Drink booze
>Maybe watch a couple episodes of anime
>Shitpost on 4chan throughout the day
>Listen to weeb music and play Fifa online because I'm addicted to the normie garbage
>Pass out at some point
What a life.

>>26249539

I'm not, I like it, just chill out listening to youtube music browsing the 'chon laughing at stuff. Stroking my cat when she comes and sits in between the keyboard and me on the desk.

>>26249539
>tfw a friend of mine included me in a group text saying he wants to go out this weekend
>not going to reply and not going to go because I don't think anyone will want to see me and he's just included me because I am on the list of people he sends group texts too

It is better for everyone if I just say away. I've let everyone believe I'm not even in the country.

>>26249600
That sounds really comfy man. Wish I had a cat to keep me company.

>>26249600
Would kill for a cat. Parent's dog is too high maintenance, always gotta look after the bully.

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>>26249568
FTCNT

>>26249657
>Having 2 bottles of coke open at once
HERESY

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I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, COME OUT NOW OR THE NICO GETS IT

THE "TILDE" IS TURNING GUYS

RISE OF SHOUTANON

Does anyone else just wish they could spend their life at work?
I have no hobbies or interests, when I'm at home I'm literally suicidal

HIGH TEST LUCY ON THE CHASE

>>26249600
>>26249632
My cat had to be put down last week, lads. Not nice at all. Got a letter today saying I can pick up her ashes, not looking forward to that.

RIP Smudge

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>>26249706
>Posting a Nico in pain
You need a beating.

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>>26249338
drinking a moderate amount and having fun with the azulad.

>>26249763
fuck off jack you cunt

>>26249280
same and the only reason is I hate going to the barber so fucking much. They always ask you all these annoying fucking questions like "what's your plans for the weekend" or "been anywhere nice on holiday?" and I never have a fucking clue what to say. It's not like they even care, they ask 20 people the same shit every day. I wish they would just cut my hair and not say anything

>>26249723
I wish I could spend my life at home. Fuck work or studying, that makes me miserable.

>>26249409


yeah but 10 an hour (15 on sundays/holidays) is pretty good dosh atm for something pretty easy, at most you carry like 3-4kg and those are rare.

those oldies get like 36 holidays too, fuck em.

>>26249280
>>26249795
At-least your hair just gets long. Mine is thin as fuck at the top and a big bushy mess at the sides (which constantly stick up). Based genetics.

>>26249755
Aw you're right there lad, I'd give her at least one.

She doesn't know her literature very well though, so not wife material.

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Name a better frozen pizza

Oh wait, you can't

>>26249835
>best frozen pizza

Tallest midget m8

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>>26249763
RIPs mate that is really sad. One of the stray cats I feed I've named Smudgy pic related would always wait here for me when I came home when I was wageslaving

My best friend when I was a kid was this neighborhood cat I named Socks, because he was all black apart from his little white paws so it looked like he was wearing Socks. Used to sit on my lap and get pets for hours and dig his claws really deep into my trousers then fall asleep on my lap. When I would have to go in at night he would always try to come in and then stay outside trying to push the door open with his paws. my mum wouldn't let him in though she doesn't like cats.. Miss you Socks bro.

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>>26249774
Bring it on, fuccboi

>>26249763

As long as she lived a happy life m8 that's all that matters. Not fair to make them suffer even though it seems hard at the time. My cat is 14, hope she carries on being healthy touch wood...

>>26249843
>My best friend when I was a kid was this neighborhood cat I named Socks, because he was all black apart from his little white paws so it looked like he was wearing Socks. Used to sit on my lap and get pets for hours and dig his claws really deep into my trousers then fall asleep on my lap. When I would have to go in at night he would always try to come in and then stay outside trying to push the door open with his paws. my mum wouldn't let him in though she doesn't like cats

This could be out of a Harold Pinter play lad, you should take up writing.

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>>26249843
Smudgy is a cute name, that cat looks like a Smudgy

>>26249843
>>26249888
Thanks lads, she had a pretty good, long life and caught many many mice, so I guess that's the main thing.

How many strays do you feed, anon?

>>26249843
Cats are shit tier.

>>26249949
>he never experienced caturdays
>he never experienced the pattycat guy getting btfo
>he never experienced love as a child

ok mate, nice opinion, have a (you)

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>>26249932
I'm glad Karen will always be 2D, she's too pure for the England of today. Imagine if she was born in Rotherham, fuck sake.

>>26249949
This. They're just large rats.

>she used to be my oneitis
>now she hates me and I'm struggling not to hate her back
>my counsellor tells me I should just avoid her
>but I can't because we have mutual friends

What is man supposed to do in such a dilemma?

Felt bad for the Chads on pointless who just lost there.

>>26249949
uh oh, I hope you're not the anti-pets guy invading /britfeel/

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>>26249949

Each to their own m8. Never had a dog because my Mum is allergic and doesn't like them but I really love my cat. Cat's are pretty cool..

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>>26249936
>How many strays do you feed, anon?

As many as possible. Unfortunately I only have two loyal customers left at the moment, Smudgy and Berry (pic related). I say unfortunately because there are still many, many stray cats around, but they've become very shy..

I was feeding quite a young cat for awhile I named Little Gray, was one of the most beautiful cats I've seen. She was mostly grey with a white neck and underbelly. I got her to come into my house once and tied a chip to the end of a shoe lace and played catch the chip with her. She had a really nice time. After a couple of months she completely disappeared though. I hope someone adopted her but it is likely not that way.