Morning handsome edition
Not used to being awake before 2pm lads. But i think Jun would want me to to put the effort in sometimes.
I've recently noticed that when I cotton bud my ears I don't get wax anymore.
This saddens me because there was no feeling comparable to rooting around in my ear and pulling out a massive nugget of orange gold.
And yes, I know its bad to use cotton buds, I just like the feeling when I go in deep, its a bit sexual tbqh.
When I'm off work and have nothing to do during the day I don't get up until at least 10-11. Like you said, there isn't any point. Then again, there isn't any point to get up at anytime.
>you will never ethnically cleanse Britain of chavs
Feels disappointing man
I don't think they are an ethnicity sir.
I think the OG IwillWait tripfag has disappeared.
>live with grandfather
>smokes like a chimney
>house is like fucking sauna
>have to keep room door shut at all times so my stuff doesn't stink of stale smoke
There is nothing worse than your clothes smelling of stale fucking smoke. God DAMN this is annoying FUCK
I have a full time job. The worst thing is, he does the washing up whilst I'm at work, puts the clothes on the radiator downstairs and by the time I get home and take them upstairs they're stinking of fag smoke.
>mfw supposed to be at uni today
>to depressed to go
>probably gonna get kicked out
>will be forced to be a wage kek soon
I've now had a good, steady job for 3 years. Before that I was a NEET with no life skills and no social skills and the most important lesson I've gotten from having a job is that people are fucking snakes. I used to be such a trusting individual and now I don't trust anyone.
The amount of back stabbing bastards in the workplace is just immense. I never tell anyone more than I want them to know and keep to myself otherwise it will come back and bite me in the ass.
What's more pathetic is that the back stabbing bastards are also the ass lickers that have their nose so far up managements arsehole they know what they had for breakfast 2 weeks ago.
>tfw Joey from friends is going to be a top gear presenter
Pretty cool desu. I know i'm going to get absolutely slaughtered for this but I never really liked the other three that much. Clarkson is annoying, that little one was a rat, but James May was cool.
Have to ring work to pull a sickie within the next 20 minutes but I'm so anxious that I keep having mini panic attacks before I pick up the phone. Literally the worst they can do is get annoyed with me and have the manager tell me not to do again but even the thought of that is unbearable.
>I never really liked the other three that much.
Obviously some dutty yank, bruv. BBCs top gear is dead. It will have high ratings for the first episode and then it'll be dropped.
Just put on my cumrag pants by accident lads, feels crusty down below.
Surprisingly not a pleasant feel at all.
Think it's time for me to stop smoking weed. I only smoke every other night but it's getting to the point where I feel cloudy headed all the time and constantly forget words that I should not be forgetting.
I was just typing a sentence and had to stop because I couldn't think of the fucking word that I needed.
I guess occasionally with friends is fine.
>find coalation Vetee scrap metal and valuable previously scrap paper
>nudge market like fruit machine
>keep an eye on the powerful
>bonsai is followed by sheep
>wait until they THEY edge and flip
>David & Gilaith
I need some help, lads.
I spent most of last night making outs with a real qt at a club.
Though I gave her my number, I didn't get hers but I did get her Facebook. From what I remember, she seeming like a pretty decent girl and I'd really like to meet her again, should I give it a day or so before messaging her on fb seeing if she wants to go for a drink, or should I message her today so she doesn't think I'm not interested?
I was thinking of messaging her my number in case I got it wrong last night, but I don't want to come across as desperate.
>Message her today. Waiting will only damage your chances.
Not the guy you're replying to but I've been told not to message them and let them message you.
I've met girls on nights out and I've messaged them only for them to not bother messaging back.
>tfw you're acting like a retard and you realise the person downstairs who you thought was out is actually still home
I agree with this guy. Whilst you will get some bold girls who are willing to make the first move, a lot of them won't and they will wait for you to do it.
Just message her. Best case, you get laid, worst case, you don't get laid and lose nothing.
>be me, fat little muslim boy
>see some of my fellow muslims walking down the street
>decide to greet them by reminding them of the greatness of god
>"Allahu akbar, friends!"
>Suddenly swarmed by them, one grabs me, thinking I am kufar
>She starts shouting at me in some English dialect I don't understand
>Calls me senpai despite being aggressive towards me
When are we going to cull chavs? Seriously senpai. Muslims can wait, I don't give a fuck about them if they want to behead me because of their imaginary friend idgaf. But chavs... Chavs are just disgusting... utter vermin.
>find chav neighbour on Facebook
>post of him holding a knife and a spliff and like 5 twenty pound notes looking all 'hard' and 'gangster'
>next post an hour later 'wats da point if nan of u lyk me myt as wel just felet facbook innit fk u mssage mi so i no ho ma rl frnz r'
>he's 20 years old
Tilde is waxing today, he will be completely smooth, with pictures coming tonight when he is free.
Then what are you going to do with the females? Sterilise them and use them as sex workers?
You can not allow them to live normally and breed with human folk, risking contamination to that gene pool.
female chavs dont do shit but stay at home watching Eastenders and cooking fish fingers and chips for their white kids
middle class females destroy entire countries with their voting
I do agree though middle class leftie cunts are cancer as well. Without middle class leftie cunts we would probably be a in a position where a chav cull could be possible. If you think about it all of our enemies are protected by the social media bleeding hearted womb of middle class leftie cunts. If they go, their mongoloid surrogate offspring will have no one left to stand up for them.
When are we staring the revolution?
chavs will be the saviour of this country. just because they bullied you in high school doesn't mean they are the scum of the earth as you like to profess.
>emailed lauren laverne during her show on bbc 6 music today
>she didn't read it out
>nothing but hate mail from herein
The Tories have been doing everything they can to distance themselves from Labour, I really don't think that factors in to it.
Let's be realistical here pomateos
Tory and Labour governments both love and need chavs. Chavs have kids faster than anyone outside of Muslims, which is good for population growth, which is good for house price increases, which is good for voters and banks (the governments overlords) thus good for the government.
A government has never lost an election in the country after under seeing an average house price rise of 14%. House price rising is ge game and chavs and Muslims are the name of the tool used.
No government is going to stop any of this. You would need a revolution. Which is literally impossible in the modern world due to the power being consolidated. So nothing doing apart from taking to the streets and ending a few chavs yourself.
>chavs will be the saviour of this country.
Have you ever met a chav...?
> just because they bullied you in high school doesn't mean they are the scum of the earth as you like to profess
>implying I didn't go to a nice middle class secondary with a bout 3 chavs in my year who were the dog shit bottom of the social structure
I would have killed myself if I had to go to a school infested with the creatures.
I live amongst them. They are all alchys and crackheads who shit out kids quicker than the rate they attain GCSEs. They are literally a plague on this area, house prices have gone down 20% in the last 10 years here as the chav population has grown. Twenty fucking percent, do you know how insane that is in this economy? It looks like fucking Escape from New York walking around here these days.
I've had a couple of fights over the years when randomers have tried (And failed) and failed to mug me. I'm not really intimiated by them. This area is such a shit hole at this point no one really starts on anyone apart from the rival gangs, because everyone assumes everyone's too dodgy to risk it with. Last incident I had was about two years ago when a chav pulled a repulica pistol out of his pocket and pointed it at me when I was walking through a crowd of his mates, I just looked at him and carried on walking. They are pussies mostly. A plague of pussies.
It was a nice Catholic school so only really let in good catholic middle class kiddies, but it was in a rough area so they had some agreement where they'd let 5 or 10 inbred retard kiddies in from the local area each year.
Delivered to a student yesterday. Actually had a very clean house. I was in shock and told her it made my day.
Probably thought I was pathetic unless she picked up that I was joking about it making my day.
I'm going to grab Tilde when he is being sick in his bathroom, he will be a bit confused and apologise, saying he feels dizzy and needs to clean up. but i pull his face to mine and push my tongue around his fucked up teeth, savouring the bitter taste of stomach acid. Then i will push him to the floor and run my hands along his smooth tight body, whisper into his ears 'no homo' and embrace him.
>your lack of life experience is showing.
Explain how matey? Only time I've heard that advice is by middle class normies who have never set foot in a council estate and think it is like This is England desu.
I've lived outside of this shit hole in middle class neighbourhoods, it is NOTHING like this, this is like a different country. I've lived in different countries and they are nothing like this.
Please enlighten me though, what am I missing about this lovely neighbourhood I grew up in and have lived in for a good chunk of my 23 year existence?
I didnot want to take it from Azulad, but i guess he is busy.
Please give what you can to the mongrel children. They have never met their fathers and need your support to compensate.
Tilde figures coming to all nipon waifu dealers soon.
BULLYING TILDEANON IS A FUCKING CRIME, I'M CALLING THE COPS AGAIN
Are an alc >>>/aco/ addict. I'm 3/8th of the way through and I could but do do throw nose up and shut down nodes at will you be a good month bonsai, yeah maybe this might be great not just bright to illuminate every baby step into oblivion.
Condiments are not food sanapi API not ready lad. Can eclipse tho to wrap a pancake and go Aye Bae. I'll get to that stop asking me every month it's a 5 minute job. From the shearing sheep
Showed my Mum the fenton the dog video last night and she found it really funny.
I'm going to innocently show her videos like that to the point where she trusts me when I am about to show her something and think it will be funny but it will be a video of a nigger being beheaded or something.
She is quite sensitive, I think it will take a week or so to make her trust me but it will be worth it when she sees it and starts screaming at me.
now tell me to fuck off and start the code then select all trees and don't drink
>mfw manlet AND balding with a middle aged mans hairline at 19yo
I'm not bald I've got loads of hair. One time I was waiting at a bus stop and some normie drove past in his car and shouted 'HAIRY HEAD' out the window at me. That's how not bald I am.
The chav grandad who lives next door just drown down the road on a mobility scooter with a union jack paint job on it and a massive Union Jack flag flying from it. Fucking hell that was hilarious wish I didn't see it so late so I could have taken a pic. I'll try to get a pic when he comes back.
Literally irl British Spurdo
Need some advice lads, what would you do?
I've got a lovely flat/house, super cheap. Only 450 a month, well done inside, great location, right near a supermarket and both me and the gfs jobs, cosy as fuck
Only problem is it's a sketchy area, like in the 5 months we've been here not a single thing has happened, dodgy people are about but we've never actually had anything bad happen and don't think we've seen it, not even noisy neighbours, but you do get chavs and Muslims roaming about.
Anyway, a week or two ago some girl got brutally raped and murdered just down the road, now my gf is really unsettled and doesn't feel safe round here, and desu I don't either. We've got like another month on the contract so if we're gonna move, nows the time. Money isn't a huge issue, we've both got enough to pay more monthly, it's just nice to be where we are for the price.
Anyway, what do lads? What would you do?
Tl;Dr live in bad area, but nothing bad personally happened to us, but bad murder happened and now we're shaken, Wat do
Eh, we wanted to upsize anyway because we're planning kids soon, yeah you're right. No point "toughing it out" considering there's a pretty much gated posh person community around the corner we can get into
alright normie, you've had your time here, now LEAVE US ALONE
>he cucked me with my oneitis when we were 16
>now we're 23 and he's engaged to the only girl I've ever slept with
Might try and gauge whether or not I have a shot at countercucking him as an act of overdue revenge, lads.
When the working day is done
Wage slaves - they want to have fun
Oh wagies just want to have fun
Back from another day of wage slaving laddies
Early finish, my boss is a good guy and I in return am a good goy
"He would not have been able to breathe... with that in his airway," she said.
I really hope the ellipsis was a dramatic pause by her and not something that the beeb editor did.
I mean you don't have a hope in hell, but good word you've used there.
>this actually had nothing to do with /r9k/ and happened about 3 years ago
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Imagine it in Polish, though the Outlook/English version will still be like this
If Gemma was my mummy I'd never be neglected again. Last night my mum didn't come home till 9 and I had to cook my own meal. Not acceptable.
same here. I'm a good uni as well, but I just feel like everyone is way better than me and I'm a stupid fuck and when I think about all the work I've got to catch up on I get scared and hide in my room all day
being depressed and being lazy are not the same thing
>This party reminds me of the Tory party, neither of them are conservative
top fucking kek
>tfw having a 12 hour long twitter argument with a Turk
He underestimates my resolve.
A man choked to death trying to eat a burger in one mouthful
>Select all the sandwiches
>The answer is the Big macs
Doing another meetup with Junlad tomorrow night
(My waifu on the left)
Lads, what does it cost to have a car if it's just parked outside the house not being used? I want to finally learn to drive and get a car so I can apply for jobs that aren't easy to get to via public transport, but I don't leave the house so I wouldn't use it for anything else and I don't want to be pissing money down the drain while I don't have any coming in. W I have enough money saved up to do it, I just don't know when I will get my next job, or if I even ever will get one.
Forget that mate, you need a micro scooter. I ride my micro scooter to work it can go over all rough terrain and I overtake all of the normies in their cars sat in traffic.
>just discovered those budget tesco burgers after my night shift work with them
>1 quid for 8 burgers
>each burger is 100 calories and 8g brotein
Also 30 hours of night shift work(plus some sunday premium) only gives me 280quid gross weekly, those fucking jews.
Should be getting like 330 or something, fucking jews, where's the 8.40 basic living wage salary every other grocer is doing?
Basic rate is 7.30/hr at the moment, less if you only just started. Basic rate is going up to 7.80 or something in the new financial year. Have you not had your pay review meeting yet?
>not combining both
Not gonna make it, lad
But both taste great by themselves too and make a great combo.
Like I said it's less if you've only just started. I think it's after like 6 or 12 months you get the normal rate
Shit hours, shit pay and most of you work is cleaning up old people shit. They have a HUGE turnover on staff which is why they are always looking.
Oh god, I haven't been in like 2-3 weeks now. Still haven't contacted uni that I need to withdraw temporary or something. I just feel so anxious every time I try to write an email or call them up.
We're not at the gym now mate, deep breaths ain't gonna help you with the soul crushing realisation that you're a piece of shit paki cunt and this is what the rest of your life is going to be like
Jokes on you lad, haha
Are you complaining about pay while stacking shelves? A monkey could do the same job. Be lucky you get paid for it at all and they don't just get job centre kids on 'work experience' doing it for free.
You should be looking to get out of the job asap, not wanting more pay for it.
What you lads got planned for friday night? Might go to the pub with the lads
i dunno mayne, getting 9.x an hour is a lot more than most jobs available atm unless you're in management or the minority who actually god a real job from their engineering/stem/whatever degree.
But if the mug is correct and It'll be raised to 10.something an hour I guess I can just stay there, it's pretty chill for the most part, you see faggots playing on their phones instead of actually working, cunts.
>It'll be raised to 10.something an hour I guess I can just stay there
Don't know senpai. I see 40 year olds stacking shelves. That's the last thing I'd want to be doing. I'd want to get out asap.
>Maybe watch a couple episodes of anime
>Shitpost on 4chan throughout the day
>Listen to weeb music and play Fifa online because I'm addicted to the normie garbage
>Pass out at some point
What a life.
I'm not, I like it, just chill out listening to youtube music browsing the 'chon laughing at stuff. Stroking my cat when she comes and sits in between the keyboard and me on the desk.
>tfw a friend of mine included me in a group text saying he wants to go out this weekend
>not going to reply and not going to go because I don't think anyone will want to see me and he's just included me because I am on the list of people he sends group texts too
It is better for everyone if I just say away. I've let everyone believe I'm not even in the country.
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, COME OUT NOW OR THE NICO GETS IT
>Posting a Nico in pain
You need a beating.
drinking a moderate amount and having fun with the azulad.
same and the only reason is I hate going to the barber so fucking much. They always ask you all these annoying fucking questions like "what's your plans for the weekend" or "been anywhere nice on holiday?" and I never have a fucking clue what to say. It's not like they even care, they ask 20 people the same shit every day. I wish they would just cut my hair and not say anything
yeah but 10 an hour (15 on sundays/holidays) is pretty good dosh atm for something pretty easy, at most you carry like 3-4kg and those are rare.
those oldies get like 36 holidays too, fuck em.
RIPs mate that is really sad. One of the stray cats I feed I've named Smudgy pic related would always wait here for me when I came home when I was wageslaving
My best friend when I was a kid was this neighborhood cat I named Socks, because he was all black apart from his little white paws so it looked like he was wearing Socks. Used to sit on my lap and get pets for hours and dig his claws really deep into my trousers then fall asleep on my lap. When I would have to go in at night he would always try to come in and then stay outside trying to push the door open with his paws. my mum wouldn't let him in though she doesn't like cats.. Miss you Socks bro.
As long as she lived a happy life m8 that's all that matters. Not fair to make them suffer even though it seems hard at the time. My cat is 14, hope she carries on being healthy touch wood...
>My best friend when I was a kid was this neighborhood cat I named Socks, because he was all black apart from his little white paws so it looked like he was wearing Socks. Used to sit on my lap and get pets for hours and dig his claws really deep into my trousers then fall asleep on my lap. When I would have to go in at night he would always try to come in and then stay outside trying to push the door open with his paws. my mum wouldn't let him in though she doesn't like cats
This could be out of a Harold Pinter play lad, you should take up writing.
Smudgy is a cute name, that cat looks like a Smudgy
I'm glad Karen will always be 2D, she's too pure for the England of today. Imagine if she was born in Rotherham, fuck sake.
>she used to be my oneitis
>now she hates me and I'm struggling not to hate her back
>my counsellor tells me I should just avoid her
>but I can't because we have mutual friends
What is man supposed to do in such a dilemma?
Each to their own m8. Never had a dog because my Mum is allergic and doesn't like them but I really love my cat. Cat's are pretty cool..
>How many strays do you feed, anon?
As many as possible. Unfortunately I only have two loyal customers left at the moment, Smudgy and Berry (pic related). I say unfortunately because there are still many, many stray cats around, but they've become very shy..
I was feeding quite a young cat for awhile I named Little Gray, was one of the most beautiful cats I've seen. She was mostly grey with a white neck and underbelly. I got her to come into my house once and tied a chip to the end of a shoe lace and played catch the chip with her. She had a really nice time. After a couple of months she completely disappeared though. I hope someone adopted her but it is likely not that way.
Quite late today, but here's my waifu~
Pepe + Wojak parody of this cutesy tumblr comic.
Reverse image search and powers of deduction mate, it isn't hard.
I waved my hand in front of her face then proceeded to walk down the stairs, that's when it happened, that's when she kicked me
She then had a go at me for eating the food mum made for her
There's a site called Arab Mistress but everyone involved looks white
Pretty good video quality on streaming sites though
GOING FAST AS FUCK TO THIS CLASSIC BANGER:
FASTER THAN AUTISM ON RITALIN
its my little brothers first birthday today.
not sure he appreciated it desu.
I've just had two sherbet straws and a lilt
going pretty fucking mental right now lads
Can't believe it's gone 6 and I'm only just posting waifu.
I demand a full account, with pics
>There's a site called Arab Mistress but everyone involved looks white
>Pretty good video quality on streaming sites though
Thanks for the tip I will check it out. Do they have actual ballbusting videos though? Because I went on that website, I can't remember the exact name now, MeanBrats or something, it was all British humiliatrixes but there was literally no ballbusting. Was well disappointing.
You know what mate I thought you were annoying at first but you've got alright taste.
No reason in particular
Just to interact with her
Mum offered to make me some more food
Sister bit my head off for being 24 and still needing mummy to cook for me even though I declined her offer
>yung gud: beautiful, wonderful
i recently discovered him too and like that album, ALL 4 songs of it.
also i have got no fucking taste, i like all sorts of music, generic bland plebshit like young thug but also shit like this:
also i'm going pretty fast nigga, when i listen music i like i get such a severe adrenalin response that i cant help but move so fast until my muscles are sore. and i dont do this just like that i do it cuz i feel the need to do it, thats a difference. Normalshits need amphetamines to go this fast. i think this is partly beacuse i am autistic ._.
Sup lads, just bqck from the shops where i dropped 300 quid on fred perry polos and levi slim fit jeans.
>tfw last time i wore fred perry was in my late teens early 20s.
>tfw just turned 30
Lads am i having a midlife crisis?
That's shit mate, what you do for a living?
I always feel real bad my dad gets up at half 5 every day to go to work while I sloth in bed all day. There's not even any point in me going to work though, outside of avoiding the social sitgma and guilt of not doing so.
Poleanoos sister just ranted about him going to jail every 5 minutes, mummy babying him and how he still takes part in illegal activity such as posting on forums
One of my uncles is a NEET, was my only male role model growing up
I do blame him partially for my inadequencies
Yeah bud, happens in every workplace. Most of mine in my current workplace are alright, but I still wouldn't trust any of them any further than I could throw them if push came to shove. Plus I've learned from experience that even the most convincing workplace friend will have fuck all to do with you when you move on and work somewhere else, so that's another reason to not get too close to em.
Yeah I'm getting that way. Constantly tired and my motivation has gone to shit, sad thing is though at the end of a day wageslaving, having a joint is one of the things I really look forward to. :(
Step 1 be friends with Jamaicans
Step 2 have money
Step 3 tell them you'd like to buy a gun
Step 4 hand them the money and take the gun
It's literally that easy. You can get a shitty glock for like 100 bong. If you grew up in a council estate it should be as easy as buying weed.
Picture of mai waifu that mirrors my own emotions earlier today when trying to crystallise the sodium salt of a phenoxyacetic acid.
So glad it's over and now I can shitpost till bedtime desu
Vote Conservative. The Normies are offing themselves.
Work in a convenience store and today had to open up. Was alright though, finished by 1 and treated myself to sausage, bacon and egg baguette from a nice cafe opposite ours. I know how you feel about work though, but the money definitely helps ease the pain of wageslaving even if it is shit pay.
>female suicide rate
lel they mean the same females that kill themselves three times less than men but are 10 times more likely to go to their boss or GP complaining of "depression"
>when there's /soc/ shit in your thread
The Turk and his friend have stopped reply to my tweet.
I have won.
How do you get weed? Alcohol is getting boring.
>tfw we will be able to beat women back one day because we're both 'equal'
>tfw the population starts to die out because women will classify any kind of contact from a man as rape. Men will be milked like cows for their sperm by giant machines with hoses and pumps but the women will be too obese/beheaded by muslims to carry the child.
>tfw women will import paki men in droves for muuhh multiculturalism. When they arrive they are not the peaceful culture that tumblr said they were, they instead start raping and enslaving white women (By this port work is illegal for women, only a few select men are kept alive to continue making high fat, high carb food for the masses of women). The women realise their mistakes and release the white men to fight off the muslimac invaders
>tfw men just give up and join the pakis in raping the women before being herded into bradford and blown up in a spectacular ceremony dedicated to allah. thus the end of the human race
I CANT FUCKING WAIT UNTIL ITS WEEKEND SO THAT I CAN FINALLY FUCKING TAKE DRUGS AGAIN
Why are all you faggots so obsessed with tilde?
Its all you talk about in every thread, either that or muslims don't even know why I browse these threads anymore, they're full of /pol/tards and edgy little teenage /brit/rejects
>making high fat, high carb food for the masses of women
Que? I don't think Mauretania represents all muslim countries.
>MUH LE CARB MEME
>LE CARBS MAKE U FAT WHILE FAT DOESNT EVEN IF YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH 5000 CALS OF IT
nigga i bulk on low carb foods such as peanuts. it always fucking works. you fatasses will never make it
Lads this song... So catchy.
pussynigga what you talkin 'bout? i don't take drugs and do a no brainer job (for me) and get more than 2k net a month.
i am not only fast in a adrenalinous way but also in a thinking way.
oooh now i get it, you are one of those fucking retards who thinks every fucking response they get is from the people they previously argued with. stay simple minded pleb i guess. i am not the one you argued with earlier.
>hur dur count ur calories fast lanklet, you dont eat as much as you think
>a can of peanuts and a liter of wholemilk is already 2000 cal
>eat that much in 10 mins
WOW ITS FKEN NOTHING
>the wageslaves sips on a niced coffee while listening to the morning news,
>while listening to the morning news,
NIGGA ARE YOU KIDDIN
now let me be honest here. the description fits my job quite well, but to be pretty honest with you senpai i ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE TRAVELING
i nearly die from the stress response of my body when i have to go through all the travel shit. guess because i am too autistic. i love to do the exact same patterns and shit over and over again. hell i got FUCKING DIAGNOSED with autism nigga. not every wagecuck is as good as your pic shows, though the rest fits me quite good. except the car. BUT THAT WILL CHANGE IN 2 MONTHS
JUMP OUT A NEW WHIP NIGGA
LIKE I'M A SLAVEMASTER
I POST A RARE PEPE NIGGA
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
Do you have a choice whether you go to the insane asylum or insane ward?
Like, if you went to your doctor and said you were hearing voices in your head or something and he said he wants to admit you to a facility could you say no and walk away?
I've never had a takeaway be this late.
When do I phone lads?
voices in your head can be just a symptom of severe lack of sleep or stimulant abuse. just sayin. i nmever took stimulants except caffeine but when i was younger and had severe lack of sleep i would hear voices in my ears, alternating from left ear to right ear rapidly saying stuff like "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, psst, psst, pssh, psshh" or occassionally very short sentences made of 3-5 words or just single words. but apperently i grew out of it, never had this again. only sometimes have the illusion of seeing people in the corner of my vision which arent there and once i look at the direction i realize it wasnt real. howevere this is very rare and only when i barely sleep. its normal symptome and some people are more prone to it than others. so make sure to rule that out before you think ur a special cuckflake.
There's voluntary and involuntary section, you can walk away before you get sectioned and you're on your own.
If you agree to voluntary section you have the right to walk away, but if you say you want to leave that means you're not getting better and need to to be made involuntary for your own good. Once you're in, you're trapped until they're done with you.
That said, being sectioned is expensive and there's a shortage of beds, so unless you're violently acting on the voice's suggestions, they'll just prescribe mood stabilisers that make you too lethargic to be a risk to anyoe
You can be detained under the mental health act if they believe you to be a danger to yourself or others due to a mental illness which requires hospital treatment and you refuse it
You didn't order from a white place did you?
Fool, white people don't risk being deported for working there. Always uses places called Golden Dragon or Makara's Kebab Hut, places where they'll tell the driver to give you a fiver off to placate you out of calling immigration
doing an early night cos i woke up at 2am today
will someone tuck me? :3
Thoughts on this as a CV template? I can have it in blue, orange, green, red, purple, grey or black.
Probably gonna chop and change things as I put my stuff in there, just want first opinions