how's it going my good lads edition
First for the next President of the USA Donald J Trump
My waifu is in this picture
Need to go on a spiritual journey to find her and find myself soon desu
By which I mean finish rewatching K-ON
Lads, loads of young people have started in work recently and they annoy the piss out of me. Loud and stupid it's doing my head in, much preferred it when it was just me and a bunch of old people.
>he's not a fucking loser
why are you even here?
There might be worse things than being circumcised, but there is absolutely nothing more subhumane than it. Absolutely nothing at all.
IT'S GOING BAD TODAY LADS, AND POSSIBLY FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
GOT PAID BENNIES YESTERDAY AND ONLY HAVE 30 LEFT.
CAN I MAKE THIS LAST TWO WEEKS?
I FEEL LIKE DYING
Here is a picture of my waifu~
You can't have her, you will need to find a different blue-haired, blue-eyed waifu, here, I've taken the liberty of finding one for you.
It's not really any particular action I take, more just the way I live my life.
I approach women with success would my main claim to alpha fame, I'm even a fantastic wing man and have got a couple of my friends laid.
thee thirdd optionn
>normie 'friend' says they'll call me today and talk
how fucking hard is it to do the things you say you'll do. it's not that you didn't call, it's that you made me stay up most of the day when i'm working a fucking night-shift expecting you to call you fucking asshole. you could just have said you'd call me 'whenever' instead of giving a specific fucking day that you can't even keep to.
fuck anyone with double-digit friends, they have so many people around them that they start seeing others as expendable. explicit rejection is better than (a) being ignored or (b) fucking mind games.
I hate all of these fucking fatties that do all these special diets, programs, pay to go to these slimming clubs every week but will not under any circumstances step foot in a gym.
I know, I've been using it for uni reports since September, got some decent experience it in now. Feels good
I'm just slightly modifying some templates I found on tinternet at the moment though, not nearly proficient enough to build up some godly looking bullshit from scratch
>going to a gym to look at skinny people when you can run at night for free
for what purpose?
i see the point if you're lifting weights or whatever but nigga you can go for a jog anywhere why the fuck do you need a machine?
>Havoc was caused this morning as vast networks of string appeared overnight connecting hundreds of homes throughout Britain, getting caught on birds, people and cars
>Mohammed Bin Mohammed, a 9 year old Swedish girl was paid over one hundred thousand bongs in compensation after her beard got caught in one of these nets causing severe folicular distress
Shit man, just google it. You can do it with a shoe and the wall. Hard shoes are better because the guy in the video takes ages to do it with a soft shoe.
If you're interested, the phenomenon is called "Water Hammer" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_hammer
>Attend new class
>Standing around outside the room, on my phone
>Girl who is also taking the class is opposite me, also on phone
>I read a joke about a dog being fucked or something
>She looks up and smiles
>Go into panic mode
>Stall like "Oh, just this thing I saw"
>She asks to see
>Close tab I was on and desperately open Twitter looking for some kind of normie meme
>First one I see is some REALLY shitty post like one of those relatable ones
>Just show her that
>I feel awkward as fuck
>mfw reading spooky ghost stuff at night
>80% of women who own a dog have done something sexual with it.
The fuck did you get that statistic from?
gone 6 days without a wank lads. a bit frightened because normally i'd be jonesing like a heroin addict at this point but i'm completely zen
Caught a nice girl looking at me today lads, her look was friendly interest rather than disgust. It's hard to know what she thought but it's hard to accept that I can't do anything about it regardless. at 30 years old I am destined to be alone. I'm just not able to understand humans and the older I get the worse it gets. I have to work 40 hours a week which is not good for someone that is unable to understand and interact properly with people - I just sit at my desk in silence for most of the day when I just want to be left alone. I spend most of the day at work thinking of perfect ways to defraud so I can steal enough money to buy a quiet place and have the choice to interact rather than be forced - prison seems worth the risk.
You on the left ahahhaha right lads?
other people are obsessive about maths lads, seeing it everywhere sounds hard to say but i'm hoping thats the end of my outcast shadow but hopefully you all try and deny understanding how these boards work is not the same as understanding how the same shit effects the outside world. Born on these boards lads.
I CAME OUT SURFING OUT MY MUM'S CADE
>trips are not dangers waiting to be over turned.
>coming first matters more than the second twin that was not saved
>my brother to end on aloafly
What are britfeel's thoughts on diethylamino sulfur trifluoride? (Pic related)
Poleaboo a few years ago when you first started stalking the Polish bird I would have stone cold stunnered you threw a cage of lions, but you've really grown on me, like the mold on my ceiling. Would honestly love to have a pint with you. You seem like you'd be a good friend.
>just been for a drink with my ex gf (inb4 reee)
>she's looking radiant and is moving on with her life
>I'm still me and miserable
Fucking hell lads, did not ask for this feel. I'm happy for her but it's made me more aware of how unhappy I am right now.
In the long run, not being a KV has made me even more depressed
>Would honestly love to have a pint with you. You seem like you'd be a good friend.
What the actual shit am I reading?
Thanks, that means a lot
>You seem like you'd be a good friend.
I wouldn't, I'm incredibly dull and passive. When I try to initiate I'm weird.
It'd be like having a gf but with the sex and cuddling.
>ever seeing exes again
You fucked up son, never do that.
>It'd be like having a gf but with the sex and cuddling.
The fuck kind of comparison is that?
I just thought it would be nice to see her again to see how he's doing, I used to love her so much (a part of me still probably does 2bh) just was a reminder of how happy I used to be
>tfw where did it all go so wrong pepe is literally me right now
WE /STONEROSES/ NOW
ALSO, FUCK THE LE WRONG GENERATION SHIT BUT CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT COBAIN WAS COOL AS FUCK, LADS?
Man you fucked up, I was planning on meeting my ex in London recently, luckily we got in an argument and I told her to go fuck herself and she blocked me on everything.
just move on.
Anyone staying up for the back room tax deals of political debate?
>The cornershop is closed, lets have a cheeky one before Allah sees
I wish I knew the story behind that image because everything about it cracks me up. (I imagine its an illustration of a story from the Arabian Nights maybe? but then its stylistically more eastern so I don't know)
Got a bit carried away watching question time and started drunkenly shouting "fucking paki" and my Mum came into my room and started shouting at me telling me off.
Fuck sake lad, wish she would live in a hotel for a week.
fucking sick of you normie scum. hope ye fall on a the neck of an upturned broken bottle lad and accidentally sever ye jugular artery like isis - that'd serve ye normie bollox right . now go suck a choad la
>Got a bit carried away watching question time and started drunkenly shouting "fucking paki" and my Mum came into my room and started shouting at me telling me off.
Never ever change, /britfeel/.
>Fucking hell lads, did not ask for this feel
Don't mean to to a Percy Prickface but you did kind of ask for it by going out for a drink with her.
What did you think she was going to show up and say 'hey anon my life is so shit since I left you you are the best thing that ever happened to me really regret leaving you might just off myself desu;
>What did you think she was going to show up and say 'hey anon my life is so shit since I left you you are the best thing that ever happened to me really regret leaving you might just off myself desu
Kind of, yeah
Like I said, I wasn't really sure what I was expecting from meeting her
Gunna climb Everest too?
Why do people use trips, avatars etc whilst on 4chan? I have found this especially common as /r9k/ has steadily descended into a homosexual /soc/ the amount of trip and avatarfags have risen.
Are they all so new as to go against the founding concept of anonymity? m00t intended us to talk about anime while just being known as another faceless anon, not this mockery.
Lads, thinking of wageslaving for 5 years, saving all my money and then just living a comfy life on a barge somewhere
Anyone /bargelife/ here?
Did you live together? i'm pretty sure within 3 months of me and my gf moving in together we'll split up, so I'm delaying that for as long as possible like a mature adult.
Sorry to hear you're having a wank time, lad. Things might get better, I guess?
>tfw still fall for the 'things can only get better' meme
Things can always get worse
That's a canal senpai.
I actually know a guy who bought one and lives on it. He's pretty chill, but is constantly having to patch it up and do repairs. Plus a lot of canalboaters are fucking weird junkie types/literal gypsies, so you have to put up with them.
>A mobile phone charger has become one of the most important tools in contemporary society. The number of people who rely on their cell phones to conduct their business and their personal affairs is ever growing, and its importance in keeping people connected cannot be understated. However, even the best mobile phones usually run on batteries, which require constant recharging. Thus, the charger is important in keeping the economies of most countries running.
Strawberries, on the other hand, are a naturally occurring fruit that is quite sweet. It is one of few fruits that contain its seeds on its exterior and thus would not truly be considered a raspberry pie on the new ad's lads
"Go on Imgur" they said.
"It's a fun and original community" they said.
Possibly even worse than reddit, lads. At least reddit occasionally has good amateur pornshit.
Same situation here. My wife is out tonight and tomorrow. Was hoping to enjoy a night in with her but she said she'd be out and she needed me off the bed too. Will be sleeping on the sofa while she has sex and I have to feed the baby too.
>move to the groove Megan its that little girl on a swing, thinking, but polar knows an anime one
if bonsai is so smart why can't she adjust his annoying bit to not offend, starting with the people in front of him that would be a she challenge.
>all this cancer
It's just.... it's so bad, you guys.
My friend was like 'oh you should check it out' and now I can't trust a word that comes out of that cunt's mouth.
>She she a normie who likes going out and shit? I could never date a normie. Would be way too tiring.
Nah she's no normie by any stretch, but she's super clingy and doesn't get that I need to be by myself a lot of the time or I malfunction and get pissy.
Build a shrine to her and post on here like 'IwillWait' tripfag, asking for her to come back.
>people literally helping eachother and encouraging one another in a friendly way
"hmmm why does this not happen more on 4chan?"
Literally upvotes. If you makes people feel like they'll gain something from it they'll brownose till the cows come home.
I'm mildly drunk so can't articulate what I'm trying to say properly, but you get my point?
>depth of strategy is amazing
>ally the big guys
>use them to declare war on smaller powers and have their armies destroy everything
>repeat until you're big enough to take over the world
WOWWWW, so strategy!
HAHA LOOK GUYS MEMES
LOOK - MEMES
UPDOOT MY PUNS PLEASE
MEMES - HAHA
MEME PIZZA ROFLMAO HAHA
I'll stop drunkposting now
lads, I weighed myself this morning and I just weighed myself again and I have lost half a stone during that time. I already checked a few times and the scales don't seem broken or anything.
Feeling quite scared desu~
Purge harder. One day you'll be in one seat on an airplane.
He can't 'just stop'. I understand that. He needs real help and support from professionals. He's hurting and we all want to see him get better. He needs to make that first step of getting help though by going to a GP.
>Not but really, it is pleb tier.
>Why is it always fedoras that post pictures of fedoras?
this one is oc
This one time, Tesco delivered two bottles (vodka and whisky) with the lock thingie on them. I spent ages looking for Youtube videos and trying to get it open, finally I used a corkscrew to leverage open one of the sides until it snapped. And you had to sneak a fucking corkscrew past your parents to drink pussy ass wine, what the fuck?
Night time is best time for depression lad.