normies are not welcome edition
Post sleepy waifus friends
sarah please come back to the group, everything that josh said was a lie, we didn't tell her anything about your nudes, please just come back, please
>you will never stay up till the early hours together
>tfw mikoto has been my waifu since 6 years
This is the best sleepy image of her that I have, unfortunately~
I always liked this character.
I've worked in various scientific and engineering fields and I gotta say women in STEM are bitter as fuck all the time. If anyone ever criticises anything they do or say they always think it's because they're women.
Got a mate whose setting up wireless WANs in Iran and having a hoot doing so. It's like Saudi where the westerners live on compounds where it's like home and you can drink and fuck, but outside the compound you have to be straight and narrow.
>When you think of the best pic to fit the scenario but can't find it
This will have to do.
It's like paying to be locked in a cramped, sweaty box full of normies with overpriced drinks, ear pounding shit music and a good chance of getting pickpocketed.
You chose wisely.
Yeah, it's almost as if we're on a website for posting anime pictures.
Yeah they're bollocks in that the average return to player is only 97 percent. So it's rigged in favour of the bookies but... if you rarely play, you can win a decent amount and come out on top.
Like I said, I put 5 quid in pound coins in... got it to 170 and stupidly carried on and lost until 100. Still not bad, but it has a way of making you feel like you've lost even though I made 20 times my money back.
Was playing 20p roulette and blackjack. Won most on roulette.
Not that much to be honest.
I rarely ever go into the bookies because it's basically the scummiest place on earth but I've definitely won more than I've lost. Most I've ever lost at any one time is 110 quid which was fucking horrible, but the most I've won is over 400... and that was from like a ten pound spin on roulette. I rarely go in at all but when I do, I bet with like a fiver or tenner.
All in all, since last october I've probably lost close to 200 and won atleast 800 which is not bad at all
Bookies are great if you actually just play for fun and don't spend your entire wages on the shit... but on the way home from a night out, spending your pocket change or whatever, fucking great.
>Time to watch some anime then fall asleep
This is the life...
It's completely fucking shit, and don't let any normie tell you otherwise.
Shitty, derivative, lazy music played so fucking loud that when you step outside it will feel like you have cotton wool in your ears. Do this enough and you will develop tinnitus. You will be surrounded by cunts all wearing paco rabanne one million. Some will be beta faggots hugging drinks to their chest standing by the wall, the others will be Chads trying to get into Stacy's vinegary snatch. Drinks spilled over you. Can't talk because it's too loud. Buy expensive drinks which are necessary because no one could enjoy clubs while sober. Next day you will feel like shit from the drinking and waste the entire day as an unproductive cunt.
Clubbing is shit.
i bought a bandit book off 2bay years ago. hints and tips stuff like that the only thing that really worked was 231 123 on the hold buttons then cancel for a second on the mayday machines
Alright marras? it's the Hobgoblin lad from last night. Decided to grab myself some of the other Wychwood characters after some anons suggested it. What's everyone else on?
I tried going out with a group during freshers week, predrinked pretty hard and got high and went clubbing, I sobered up like an hour in the club due to how fucking hot it is and you realise that it's possibly the most overrated thing ever, got bored and just left, leaving the others in my group who decided to sit down and just drink overpriced drinks without even trying to talk to a girl.
Really, the only reason is to maybe pick up some drunk slut to fuck, apart from that, it's just generally shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40VEzvtt-mI - trainspotting sums it up, losers stand near the wall, chads with the crowd, some people making out etc, except add in some social anxiety/introvertness and it's boring as fuck.
New anon here, just got off work. Thought I would break my post virginity in these comfy threads. Hope you're all having a nice sat night!
Imagine if we were all back at school and somehow in the same year group.
I like to think we'd form a little NEET gang.
We'd probably just sperg and never talk to eachother in reality.
I don't think those tip books really work desu mate. I mean, there is no way to beat the machine really... It does boil down to luck and knowing when to walk away from the machine. On roulette, a couple of my mates can tell straight away which number its going to land on before its stopped spinning but theres no way to predict where it's going to land before hitting the bet button.
My strategy is literally picking the same numbers for most of the time... then throwing in a few random numbers if I win more than the stake.
For some reason, for me anyway, the corner numbers and 0 ALWAYS come out and when they do, they come out twice in a row. Like tonight, I had 3 quid on 0 and literally like 60p on other random numbers and it landed on 0... won 90 quid or so from 3 quid. 0 always fucking comes out alteast once within 10 miniutes of playing. I usually bang a bet on whichever number came out last aswell because somtimes the same number repeatedly comes out. I remember not too long ago I chucked a fiver on random numbers and I shit you not... The same number came out like 7 times in a row... couldn't fucking believe it. Theres no better feeling than the dude behind the counter not having enough notes to give you so he has to pay you in 50 notes... lol
I can break the ice, but it gets a bit awkward after my lame jokes.
Working as a waiter/bartender at a premier Inn. I was hoping it'll help me be less of a robot... Boy was I wrong.
Fruit machine keys work, or used to. I bought one and on some machines it would show you the hopper balance. Others it just did useless shit like let you control the volume.
Hard to get away with though I'd think.
>implying i'm not a chad that's just a bit smarter than usual
I've fucked more than 20 birds and I'm 21
Can't even really call me a normie either cos i've been on this fucking shit of a website since 07
Honestly I've gotta stop going in the bookies anyway... I've been in like 5 times in 6 months but that's how it all starts... people lose their houses over that fucking 20p roulette and blackjack man.
I can see why people become full blown addicted to that shit though
I am also sleepy so I'm off to bed early tonight. I have two bags of beef jerky to eat tomorrow, love the stuff.
me, after all this is a greenvoters thread. I wouldn't be surprised if we were all from brighton!
I was gonna go sit on the beach in /brighton/ tonight just for the fuck of it... decided not to though because last time I got stuck and had to get a cab at like 3 in the morning. I'm in Surrey but brighton is fucking tranquil mate,, I love it. Go sit on the beach and stare into the sea while listening to the sound of people living their lives behind you
They got 1 each because the whole constituency thing is fucking stupid
I'm good, uni is killing me though. I should probably just drop out and go back to working at Sainsburys
Anyone got and watch some footie today?
>tfw Luton fan
She is in bed, not sure if sleepy.
Going to be watching anime all night with Junlad
that was probably just the police desu, GVBP is part of the "circuit" so it's full of boy racers at night.
when i get the bus i see alot of GCHQ employees, it's funny to look over their shoulder and spy on them (no pun intended) when their on their phones.
i just created a taima.tv room for britfeel: http://taima.tv/r/r9k
its called r9k but im not gonna post it outside here.
feel free to add whatever videos you want to the playlist, ideally britain related but im not a nazi
I wouldn't mind if Britain first was just a nationalist group, I might even support them if they were.
But I hate how they blatantly hijack Christianity to justify what they're doing, it's obvious that they don't give a shit about it
I've had 4 wanks already today. It wouldn't be much of a creampie, maybe just a dribble
Come and watch animes with me Sakurako waifu anon
Bring banana bread beer
No m8, further south, I'm quite near a train station though
You can but I don't have many chairs
Who else used to crush on the chav girls in school?
Got to bang one last year, she was 17. Felt pretty good desu
All right, sounds good, I hope you have nice hair though as I intend to stroke it.
At this rate we're going to have to all lay sprawled in a pile of beanbags and blankets on the floor of my flat
Wouldn't mind desu, sounds comfy
>Tfw no chavs in set 1
Just Christian girls, Hindu/Sikh girls and Chink girls.
I'm getting flustered just thinking about it
Ugh its going to turn into /britfagfeel/ again isn't it.....
I wouldn't say I fancied them but I deffo thought they were fit. I hate chavs in general but I would love to fuck a fit, slaggy chav girl. My dick is weird. It always wants to fuck things I hate.
Actually all the paki Muslims were way back in sets 4 or 5 . But yeah I get the drift
You're basically asking to be cucked. Chavs bfs were always a laughing stock
Boobs and tits dot co dot UK has a chav category, have a look m8
Also been into black girl porn a lot recently, kinda want to fuck one now
Fuck I miss school so much right now
There was this smoking hot chav girl in my year, she was pretty sound as well used to smoke with her. She always wore her skirt really short so you would always be able to see her panties when she was going upstairs, or sitting down or laying on the field and she had (and still has) one of the nicest asses I've ever seen. She is like a size 6 but her ass was so round and plump.
To top it off I have a ballbusting fetish and she would always kick and punch guys in the balls. Unfortunately she never did it to me but one time I was sat next to this spergy annoying kid in class and she was stood next to me, the kid was being an annoying sperg and she turned to him and is such a stern voice said 'Liam, if you don't shut the fuck up I will bruise your balls... I;m serious, I will bruise... your... balls' Then just stared him down while he went red in the face and became quiet
Still wank to that memory to this day. I wish she'd become a dominatrix.
Anyone of you lads up for a weekend in Brighton? Can probably house about 3 of you in my room
Thanks for the tip.
Every year my city has one of those black pride festivals. Sometimes I'll go to it to look at the black poontang. There are some insanely fuckable girls and they dress like such sluts at the festival. I end up wanking to nothing but black for the next month.
West a bit
>tfw haven't been on /britfeel/ the entire day
Quick lads, someone give me a rundown on the days events. Did the normies win? Here's some music for your work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLs7lHGU80k
I saw some posts about COD4 in the last thread, and it reminded me of this. Around the time that game was released my dad was made unemployed and he went full NEET mode. Eventually he got to around the top 2000 online. I came home to find him with the curtains still pulled shut, in a fag smoke filled room, berating people for having "IRA" in their clan tags, many a school day.
Oh, how the tables have turned.
[Studio30NEKO (Fukunotsukuribe)] Mromantik XV [English] =LWB= [Digital]
[Kokuryuugan] Tanoshii Shukuhaku Kenshuu (Girls ForM Volume 7) ]English]
literally used to miss school so I could play that game. The game was comfy as fuck, would go wrap my self in my duvet all day and sit in front of the tv. I loved this map. Their new games are shit though.
>tfw will never play cod4 for the firs time again
Who wants to be my steam friend? Im a hot grill for real guys.
No, but your lack of reading comprehension means maybe you should.
Unless you were making a joke, in which case I'm sorry for my rudeness.
He used to be more interesting. As he's got older he's stopped reading as much and things like that. He's 50 this year.
I have an early memory of sitting on his lap watching him play Half-Life. Makes me :3 honestly.
>tfw can't get comfy cus the chavs are making loads of noise next door and I'm worried they're going to break in and murder me
I dunno wtf they could possible be doing to make this much noise every night. it sounds like they are rearranging furniture.
>That momentary introspection post-fap after you realise what you've just got off to
Shit unthinkable years ago is now routine, I'm worried about what I'll be like a few years down the line, can it get any worse?
It can only ever get worse because they're making more and more depraved porn. Jesus is the way m8, he will forgive you
Brighton guy here, 20
My life is spiraling down the lav
American international student at KC (Neuroscience BSc)
What is there to do for a robot? Can I make friends? I haven't made any since I first got here. I joined societies, but I'm not normie enough to make any friends there.
>going to another country on another continent to the most normie city in that country to study neuroscience at one of the best universities in the country
Normieee geeeeeeet OUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Too right anon, If I keep descending at the same rate of deviancy I have for the last few years I'll be beyond redemption.
I would but I'd probably make the priest in the confession booth throw up before he could absolve me of my sins.
Just wait until it's the only thing that gets you going.
KCL is one of the best Universities in the world.
Are you autistic?
>tfw when traps are too vanilla now and you can only fap to /d/ stuff because everything that turns you on now is physically impossible.
i dont know anything about british-polish community, im here for uni and i havent met any poles yet
no idea i have never seen a vagina or an anus (both female) (or male)
Are you racist?
The Poles I have met (numerous) seem to not be
Also all very friendly
Less racist and more friendly than the average Briton in my experience, is this normal? Why is this?
It's London lad, it's probably one of the few cities in the world where there is literally something for everyone, never mind social, racial or mental disposition.
If you go looking for it, you'll be able to find your place.
Im not racist per se, I do recognize the biological differences between races, black being prone to chimpouts, asians doing better academically etc
The poles who come to UK have this utterly moronic mindset - le the pay is so big lol lets go clean some toilets sure its better than poland
I hate them with passion t(o) b(e) h(onest), theyre the worst kind of poles, so it cant get any worse.
I really dislike my own kind so I cant help you with that but if you need any help with language, history, customs or w/e really ill be happy to help you
>berating people for having "IRA" in their clan tags
Haha that's me mate
fucking hell lads
I wanted to treat myself for a month of pornhub premium back in November but I found out after I subscribed that I can't cancel without having to contact their costumer service
I still haven't done it, too awkward tbqh
why do the Jews do this to us
I don't want it to be true. They must be lying.
Polish people have rear microcephaly
>An autist with a degree won't even make wageslave
This. The most successful person I know did media at a poly, but he's a complete chad.
Don't matter how useful your degree might be, or how prestigious your uni is, if you're posting here, you're going to struggle.
>buying a house at 24
This is only impressive if you live down south. Most of the people I went to school with back in the North East are buying houses in their early twenties, earning just above minimum wage at most.
Denial of what lad?
You don't know what I do for I living.
I don't really see how being a programmer is any better than middle management and of course you don't need a degree to be a programmer.
zabij sie xD kurwa za kazdym razem gdy na 4szambie albo kraucie siedza jakies polaczki to musza sie kurwic na atencje jacy to nie sa inni od reszty i liza dupe wszystkim dookola, hurr patrzcie na mnie jaki jestem zangielszczony durr
widzialem od chuja takich jak ty i jestescie najwiekszym rakiem na zagranicznych
also polska scena czanowa > jakakolwiek inna
No. They aren't buying anything super fancy, just three bedroom semis with a small drive, housing is just a lot cheaper there. It's why most have them have started families by their mid twenties with low paying work. It can be done up there.
>tfw twenty one years old
>6 inch and bit dick
>fucked more than twenty women
>always been a "misogynist" and have always found it easy to pull women
>was "redpill" naturally since like age 14
>probably smarter than average
>extremely confident, so much so that it probably comes across as arrogance at times
despite all of this...
>past year i've been "lone wolf" mode
>no friends anymore, cut them all of
>don't speak to family anymore
>i hate people to the point where it has made me throw up before
>cant speak to people without getting the urge to spit
>avoid human interaction at all costs even though i'm not socially anxious or whatever
>can fake it and speak to people fine i just would rather not interact with people
>literally a recluse
>only ever go out at night, haven't seen the sun for approx 2 months
>poor as fuck
>sometimes go for three or four days with no food
>don't want to die but i just want to live innawoods, alone
>pretty sure i'm gonna end up going nuts and be put in a loony bin
why do i feel like this?
I don't base success from any of those things. I just posted them so you know it's not just a regular overweight fedora wearing virgin thats bitter at the world...
I'm none of the stereotypes from r9k... So why do I still feel this way?
>fucked my knee working in super market
>do shit in A levels
>drop out of university
>used to be pretty quick thinking, now simple concepts confuse me
>too ashamed to talk to people
>no self confidence
>getting fat fast (31 waist to 35 in 6 months)
>wake up, computer, go to bed
>wanted to be an army officer for years, no way they would take me now
Go back to uni and finish, get a job and work it silently until you have amassed a large amount of savings then travel, buy a motorbike, go to the gym, spend money and find a hobby, go sailing, go fishing, teach yourself how to fix something etc etc ...
>tfw stuck in leicester
>tfw i have to wait in the showers when my roommate fucks
>tfw he never came to tell me i could come back into the room, i think he fell asleep
>just fuck my shit up faaam
A childhood full of pasta stuffing has left me with an enormous belly
Why did they let me eat those disgustingly huge portions as a child? It's created a spiral that I am struggling to get out of.
Yeah, I've been working out for the last six weeks. I'm not exactly a natural. It's a constant struggle and it makes me miserable every time I do it.
I'm on a diet too, and that is also a constant battle of willpower. It feels like all I can think about. I am sticking to it religiously but I am tormented daily because my body and mind is used to much more calories and much more satisfying dishes.
At least we know what to play while they cremate him
JUST SAY THE WORD
Yeah, I stopped and went to go get some cereal. I'm having store bought honey cornflakes.
Not sure whether to go get a shower or go back to bed after though.
It would be nice to have a bf who could show me the ropes