normies are not welcome edition
is kev a britfeel meme
I want more head pats desu lads.
Get to it.
>>26137289
Been looking at that workinfo site someone posted.
Should I go volunteer in Iran?
*brings out the red hot poker*
back in your pen runts
What is clubbing like lads? I was offered to go clubbing last week for my 18th but just slept the whole day instead. I didn't think I would fit in there or stay that long.
FUCK these recurring threads... You might aswell call this place Reddit
>>26137331
I'm the guy that posted it in the last thread
Go for it mate, nothing to loose
Just cooked a nice roast chicken, lads
Post sleepy waifus friends
Filter to ignore the *actionposter* lads:
/^\*.*\*$/m;boards:r9k
>>26137320
His name is striding sean
And he originated on /fit/
>>26137289
https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA
sarah please come back to the group, everything that josh said was a lie, we didn't tell her anything about your nudes, please just come back, please
think I'm going to bed lads.
>>26137392
>you will never stay up till the early hours together
where's the pics of the crying girl with a hairy toot
>>26137429
I need a gf like A I R
>>26137456
>tfw mikoto has been my waifu since 6 years
>>26137392
This is the best sleepy image of her that I have, unfortunately~
>>26137456
I always liked this character.
I've worked in various scientific and engineering fields and I gotta say women in STEM are bitter as fuck all the time. If anyone ever criticises anything they do or say they always think it's because they're women.
>>26137346
>>26137346
Fucking pet my head you fucking shit.
>>26137509
*scolds your head with the poker*
what did I say runt?
>>26137497
Thats because sleep isn't real~
>>26137331
Got a mate whose setting up wireless WANs in Iran and having a hoot doing so. It's like Saudi where the westerners live on compounds where it's like home and you can drink and fuck, but outside the compound you have to be straight and narrow.
>>26137392
>When you think of the best pic to fit the scenario but can't find it
This will have to do.
Anymore pics of sarah's toot?
>>26137392
Here's a cute sleepy.
fuck sake lads. why does every new thread start with a bunch of weaboo posts? is it the same guy or are all robots actually weaboos?
>>26137354
It's like paying to be locked in a cramped, sweaty box full of normies with overpriced drinks, ear pounding shit music and a good chance of getting pickpocketed.
You chose wisely.
>>26137429
literally filled with normies
>>26137577
It's obviously different people, no one has multiple waifus.
>>26137408
https://youtu.be/FM0Pl80Zf00
watch this
>>26137577
Yeah, it's almost as if we're on a website for posting anime pictures.
>>26137577
It starts with weeaboo waifus and ends with homoposting
Welcome to britfeel
>>26137288
Yeah they're bollocks in that the average return to player is only 97 percent. So it's rigged in favour of the bookies but... if you rarely play, you can win a decent amount and come out on top.
Like I said, I put 5 quid in pound coins in... got it to 170 and stupidly carried on and lost until 100. Still not bad, but it has a way of making you feel like you've lost even though I made 20 times my money back.
Was playing 20p roulette and blackjack. Won most on roulette.
>>26137302
Not that much to be honest.
I rarely ever go into the bookies because it's basically the scummiest place on earth but I've definitely won more than I've lost. Most I've ever lost at any one time is 110 quid which was fucking horrible, but the most I've won is over 400... and that was from like a ten pound spin on roulette. I rarely go in at all but when I do, I bet with like a fiver or tenner.
All in all, since last october I've probably lost close to 200 and won atleast 800 which is not bad at all
Bookies are great if you actually just play for fun and don't spend your entire wages on the shit... but on the way home from a night out, spending your pocket change or whatever, fucking great.
>>26137456
why even live desu
>Time to watch some anime then fall asleep
This is the life...
>>26137354
It's completely fucking shit, and don't let any normie tell you otherwise.
Shitty, derivative, lazy music played so fucking loud that when you step outside it will feel like you have cotton wool in your ears. Do this enough and you will develop tinnitus. You will be surrounded by cunts all wearing paco rabanne one million. Some will be beta faggots hugging drinks to their chest standing by the wall, the others will be Chads trying to get into Stacy's vinegary snatch. Drinks spilled over you. Can't talk because it's too loud. Buy expensive drinks which are necessary because no one could enjoy clubs while sober. Next day you will feel like shit from the drinking and waste the entire day as an unproductive cunt.
Clubbing is shit.
>>26137659
i bought a bandit book off 2bay years ago. hints and tips stuff like that the only thing that really worked was 231 123 on the hold buttons then cancel for a second on the mayday machines
Alright marras? it's the Hobgoblin lad from last night. Decided to grab myself some of the other Wychwood characters after some anons suggested it. What's everyone else on?
>>26137653
>tfw even though I bitch about it sometimes I still love /britfeel/
I love you guys, I mean it. Even tilde and shoutanon. Maybe everyone except poleaboo
>>26137796
Drank way too much last night so stone cold sober tonight. It's fucking awful 2bh
>>26137810
Poleaboo is the heart and soul of these threads. I love him, I genuinely do.
He's one of our own, he's one of our ownnn.
That boy Poleaboo, he's one of our own!
>>26137810
Same desu.
It's nice to be able to talk to people like this.
*brings out the hot white tongs*
one of you runts has been very naughty
>>26137796
I regret not buying any beer again this weekend, I just don't like getting dressed at the weekend, plus I would have to deal with my parents being annoying about it
>>26137691
This
I tried going out with a group during freshers week, predrinked pretty hard and got high and went clubbing, I sobered up like an hour in the club due to how fucking hot it is and you realise that it's possibly the most overrated thing ever, got bored and just left, leaving the others in my group who decided to sit down and just drink overpriced drinks without even trying to talk to a girl.
Really, the only reason is to maybe pick up some drunk slut to fuck, apart from that, it's just generally shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40VEzvtt-mI - trainspotting sums it up, losers stand near the wall, chads with the crowd, some people making out etc, except add in some social anxiety/introvertness and it's boring as fuck.
New anon here, just got off work. Thought I would break my post virginity in these comfy threads. Hope you're all having a nice sat night!
>>26137862
Imagine if we were all back at school and somehow in the same year group.
I like to think we'd form a little NEET gang.
We'd probably just sperg and never talk to eachother in reality.
>>26137883
What's your jibby job lad?
>>26137868
Leave me alone!
REEEEEE
Or head pats whatever suits you really.
>>26137743
I don't think those tip books really work desu mate. I mean, there is no way to beat the machine really... It does boil down to luck and knowing when to walk away from the machine. On roulette, a couple of my mates can tell straight away which number its going to land on before its stopped spinning but theres no way to predict where it's going to land before hitting the bet button.
My strategy is literally picking the same numbers for most of the time... then throwing in a few random numbers if I win more than the stake.
For some reason, for me anyway, the corner numbers and 0 ALWAYS come out and when they do, they come out twice in a row. Like tonight, I had 3 quid on 0 and literally like 60p on other random numbers and it landed on 0... won 90 quid or so from 3 quid. 0 always fucking comes out alteast once within 10 miniutes of playing. I usually bang a bet on whichever number came out last aswell because somtimes the same number repeatedly comes out. I remember not too long ago I chucked a fiver on random numbers and I shit you not... The same number came out like 7 times in a row... couldn't fucking believe it. Theres no better feeling than the dude behind the counter not having enough notes to give you so he has to pay you in 50 notes... lol
>>26137903
>weebposters
>gay posters
>alcoholics
>failed normies
>literal autists
>poleaboo
We'd make a great friendship group <3
>>26137903
I can break the ice, but it gets a bit awkward after my lame jokes.
>>26137926
Working as a waiter/bartender at a premier Inn. I was hoping it'll help me be less of a robot... Boy was I wrong.
some stacey slag doing rounds on /b/ do ur worst!
lisluc22 on skype
>>26137960
Fruit machine keys work, or used to. I bought one and on some machines it would show you the hopper balance. Others it just did useless shit like let you control the volume.
Hard to get away with though I'd think.
>>26138004
>implying i'm not a chad that's just a bit smarter than usual
I've fucked more than 20 birds and I'm 21
Can't even really call me a normie either cos i've been on this fucking shit of a website since 07
>>26138048
Still not falling for that lad, and I'm going to filter your boring-ass shit now too.
>>26138073
Honestly I've gotta stop going in the bookies anyway... I've been in like 5 times in 6 months but that's how it all starts... people lose their houses over that fucking 20p roulette and blackjack man.
I can see why people become full blown addicted to that shit though
feeling a bit sad tonight lads
Who /Brighton/ here? Feeling pretty lonely desu
>>26137392
I am also sleepy so I'm off to bed early tonight. I have two bags of beef jerky to eat tomorrow, love the stuff.
Goodnight lads
>>26138176
fancy a bum by the pier
>>26138140
Same here lad. Got a stinking cough too
>>26138176
me, after all this is a greenvoters thread. I wouldn't be surprised if we were all from brighton!
>>26138176
>>26138188
>>26138215
I was gonna go sit on the beach in /brighton/ tonight just for the fuck of it... decided not to though because last time I got stuck and had to get a cab at like 3 in the morning. I'm in Surrey but brighton is fucking tranquil mate,, I love it. Go sit on the beach and stare into the sea while listening to the sound of people living their lives behind you
>>26138215
I actually do vote Green desu
basic income when
anyone /gloucestershire/?
Who /Manchester/ here?
This post is original
>>26138289
we btfo'd ukip amiright?
>>26138348
Live in Oxfordshire close to the border to you matey
>>26138348
/newent/ lad
You best not be polish
NORWICH?
O
R
W
I
C
H
>>26138367
/brit/ unironically thought UKIP would do better than the Greens
toop keek
>>26138363
I'm Sheffield, literally a 50 min drive over Snake's Pass which is fucking suicide.
>>26138392
UKIP got 3 times as many votes as Greens, lol
>>26138415
errr how many seats did they get?
most people couldn't even name the UKIP MP whilst everyone knows are Caroline
Had a proper wank evening at work.
Too many city deliveries to do and not enough time to do them.
>>26138415
Im a shef man or atleast nearby, how are you my fucking lad
>>26138379
cheltenham ;_;
its cold and im paranoid that gchq are tacking me
>>26138348
Rotherham here. Shit weather.
>>26138434
Everyone knows her for being awful
Staying up late watching the Daytona 24 lads. Love me some racing, and this is the first one of the year (apart from the Shitskin 24).
Deltawing just dropped it. Shame.
join the skype call lads
https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA
it's not like youve got anyone else to talk to
>>26138434
They got 1 each because the whole constituency thing is fucking stupid
>>26138458
I'm good, uni is killing me though. I should probably just drop out and go back to working at Sainsburys
Some people were working today? Top kek. Retailslaves?
>>26138465
They probably weren't until you mentioned them. Went to uni there, used to see them cruising up and down the golden valley bypass in their unmarked police cars all the time.
Anyone got and watch some footie today?
>tfw Luton fan
pic related
>>26138550
I work in a carehome
>>26137392
She is in bed, not sure if sleepy.
>>26138392
Either way, both got a shitton more than the SNP and yet there are three dozen Scottish wankers at Westminster and only a few UKIP/Green.
Fair much?
>>26138550
is that iggy?
>>26137392
Going to be watching anime all night with Junlad
>>26138577
Your footie team is almost as shit as your cuckvans lad
/britfeel/ IRC channel when desu
If its not worth living like this, how would it ever be worth living as a wageslave?
>>26138611
If the team played as well as we let in foreigners then it's champions league time
>>26138608
The fact you both keep posting here when together is very sad and pathetic.
>>26138554
that was probably just the police desu, GVBP is part of the "circuit" so it's full of boy racers at night.
when i get the bus i see alot of GCHQ employees, it's funny to look over their shoulder and spy on them (no pun intended) when their on their phones.
>>26138600
Yes it is indeedy.
>>26138645
Because if you enjoy what you do, then you're not a slave. You're paid to do what you love.
im burned out
no idea what do or think anymore
i just wish all of the anxietes would just disappear
its so tiring
>>26138608
Why don't you two just fuck already
>>26138677
how tall are you
how much do you weigh
what is your living situation
what is your financial situation
do you have relatives?
Trying to find some nice pictures to get a custom made daki desu~
who else here /comfy/?
>>26137796
Swallowed a couple of solpadeine capsules with a bottle of fentimans cola. Codeine always makes me sleep like a log and gives the most vivid dreams.
>>26138225
I've done that before and it just makes me feel even more depressed
>>26138671
Yeah but thats not going to happen senpai.
>>26138716
I like going for a walk when there are not that many people about. Gives you something to do to distract yourself.
>>26138692
5'8
62kg
uni dorms
full ride i dont pay for anything other than alcohol
loads
Get your rifle pendants out for JFK
>>26138746
do you still go to raves?
do you think christ saves?
do you spend your days in a purple haze?
Sunless Sea nearly downloaded, can't wait. Going to get my M&Ms and crisps then get in bed comfy and go for a sail.
>>26138782
no
not really
no
>>26138608
jealous tbqhwy
>>26138600
Yep. She's my fap of the week
>>26138766
Are they actually Christfags or do they just pretend to troll Islamfags?
Anyone want to start a britfeel kik group?
>>26138820
Would like to see you creampie her
>>26138820
Ew, hooknose kike spotted.
>>26138828
Whats wrong with 4chan? You can just talk to people here.
>>26138832
would like to see you cream pie him ;)
i just created a taima.tv room for britfeel: http://taima.tv/r/r9k
its called r9k but im not gonna post it outside here.
feel free to add whatever videos you want to the playlist, ideally britain related but im not a nazi
>>26138766
I wouldn't mind if Britain first was just a nationalist group, I might even support them if they were.
But I hate how they blatantly hijack Christianity to justify what they're doing, it's obvious that they don't give a shit about it
>>26138680
Anime and chill lad.
>>26138866
thats a big anime friend
>>26138832
>creampie
I've had 4 wanks already today. It wouldn't be much of a creampie, maybe just a dribble
What do u lads think about the Rita Ora nudes?
What is a good game to play on Steam with my gf?
Normally we play Diablo on PS3 but she is away so we need a new game we can play over Steam.
>>26138528
Where you watching it lad?
>>26138897
my sex drive is shit, I can barely wank once every 2 days
probably dat fluoxetine
wish I had a gf to play vidya with
>>26138902
Does she show her pussy at all?
>>26138897
3 today personally
>>26138936
wish I had will to live
>>26138909
zoofalmily.com
Been streaming since green four hours ago
>>26138959
I wish I wish I was a fish
>>26138865
Jayda Fransen is a Jew shill undermining Christianity and Islam simultaneously. Fedoras tipped to her.
anyone get the bus regularly? what route/service/area
>>26138902
One drop rule desu
wish I had a bf to play vidya with
>>26138985
All of britfeel should be each others bfs desu.
>>26138977
The nose knows.
Beware
>>26138939
I wish mate
>>26138816
Come and watch animes with me Sakurako waifu anon
Bring banana bread beer
>>26139005
literally would spunk all over your faces :P hahaha
>>26138979
I only do it every so often. I go the same route I did when I was younger on the off chance I see someone I used to know. It's my equivalent to going out for a walk.
>>26138976
I wish I were a bird
>>26138550
I was working 6pm till 10pm
>>26138981
She's Bosnian senpai
>>26138964
Site not there senpai
>>26139017
Can I come too? Open to cuddling and shitty anime.
>>26139005
im up for it
will you be my bf anon?
>>26139052
she's kosovar actually
>>26139017
so forward, nymph-anon!midlands?
>>26139055
My bad, it was a .net
http://zoofalmily.net/
>>26139068
Ethnic Albanian so technically a.......PAKI MUDSLIME.
The ethnic ambiguity is strong with this slag.
>>26139067
Ill be everyones bf t-bf-h
>>26139088
Thanks bro!
>thisisoriginalyapleb
>>26139074
No m8, further south, I'm quite near a train station though
>>26139061
You can but I don't have many chairs
>>26139052
>>26139068
She's not white, anything else is like trying to identify what kind of dog made the shit you stepped in
Who else used to crush on the chav girls in school?
Got to bang one last year, she was 17. Felt pretty good desu
>>26139127
I could sit on your lap instead :3
>>26139131
this isn't it /pol/ you twat
my stomach hurts friends
>>26139143
i wish la'
>>26139127
I can sit on the floor or whatevers good.
>>26139163
Hope you feel better soon anon.
http://taima.tv/r/r9k
add some videos to playlist, im lonely here
>>26139143
>>26139176
Love me some chav girls. Trying so hard to be 'grown up' they'll do anything to prove they are
>>26139199
thank you my dear friend
need a bf :(
Britfeel sleepover when?
Give me Kiks bros, going to make a group
>>26139153
All right, sounds good, I hope you have nice hair though as I intend to stroke it.
>>26139157
This isn't reddit you weak-tea cunt
>>26139236
im up for it
where are you?
>>26139247
w-wait I can sit in your lap too!
>>26139143
>>26139176
Two fat chavs used to sit next to me in science and touch my leg in like a flirty yet abusive way,
Really want to fuck a chav now :(
>>26139263
I don't think my parents would approve
>>26139264
At this rate we're going to have to all lay sprawled in a pile of beanbags and blankets on the floor of my flat
Wouldn't mind desu, sounds comfy
>>26139281
and you never touched her back?
beta desu
>>26139321
i have a 4 bed house to myself desu
could do it round mine
>>26139281
>Tfw no chavs in set 1
Just Christian girls, Hindu/Sikh girls and Chink girls.
>>26139330
I'm getting flustered just thinking about it
>>26139375
nice humble brag la'
>>26139375
hhhngnngngngngggg
Ugh its going to turn into /britfagfeel/ again isn't it.....
does chav porn exist?
like teens having sex at parties porn or something?
>>26139143
I wouldn't say I fancied them but I deffo thought they were fit. I hate chavs in general but I would love to fuck a fit, slaggy chav girl. My dick is weird. It always wants to fuck things I hate.
>>26139419
Fug, that one on the right is gf material.
>>26139375
This is when I was in year 8 before we got put into sets in year 9.
Need some cute chav now to fulfil my sexual desires. I would swap you a paki or chink for chavvette anyday
>>26139419
>>26139176
Wher do you find girls like these ones?
>>26139429
>fag
fuck off yank
oc
really wanna do this with you all :P
who else went on holiday to pontins here?
pontins masterrace.
butlins is for poorfags.
centreparks is for richfags.
>>26139494
around council estates/subway/greggs/primark/riverisland
>>26139429
>63*16AD
>not liking penis
>>26139432
Not that I know of. I've tried finding specifically chav porn but there is no genre in the same way you can look up Japanese porn or black girl porn. Shame desu.
>>26139235
bonsai needs a gf
>>26139484
>paki
Actually all the paki Muslims were way back in sets 4 or 5 . But yeah I get the drift
>>26139469
>Chav
>GF material
You're basically asking to be cucked. Chavs bfs were always a laughing stock
>>26138577
>turn up to see local team play for the first time since 2014
>0-0 draw against the league leaders, shittest game imaginable
>5-1 win at home today
jfmsu
chavy girls with nice vaginas desu lads
>>26139537
Boobs and tits dot co dot UK has a chav category, have a look m8
Also been into black girl porn a lot recently, kinda want to fuck one now
>>26139127
>further south
L O N
D O N
? ? ?
>>26139484
Fuck I miss school so much right now
There was this smoking hot chav girl in my year, she was pretty sound as well used to smoke with her. She always wore her skirt really short so you would always be able to see her panties when she was going upstairs, or sitting down or laying on the field and she had (and still has) one of the nicest asses I've ever seen. She is like a size 6 but her ass was so round and plump.
To top it off I have a ballbusting fetish and she would always kick and punch guys in the balls. Unfortunately she never did it to me but one time I was sat next to this spergy annoying kid in class and she was stood next to me, the kid was being an annoying sperg and she turned to him and is such a stern voice said 'Liam, if you don't shut the fuck up I will bruise your balls... I;m serious, I will bruise... your... balls' Then just stared him down while he went red in the face and became quiet
Still wank to that memory to this day. I wish she'd become a dominatrix.
Anyone of you lads up for a weekend in Brighton? Can probably house about 3 of you in my room
>>26139529
I went to the Jersey one when I was a kid, spent most of it in the arcade.
Poleaboo thinks he might have a wank to some loli femdom
>>26139625
Will that swan be there?
>>26139143
2 used to tease me a bit in school, like sit on my desk and put her feet on my lap.
prolly where my femdom fetish came from
http://taima.tv/r/r9k
Get in here
It's not like you have anything better to do
>>26139625
me!!!!!!!!!!!! pls me
>>26139638
sharing is caring lad
link
>>26139675
Whats your problem with swans?
>>26139607
Thanks for the tip.
Every year my city has one of those black pride festivals. Sometimes I'll go to it to look at the black poontang. There are some insanely fuckable girls and they dress like such sluts at the festival. I end up wanking to nothing but black for the next month.
>>26139625
yeah m8 sounds goodpls b a twink
>>26139617
West a bit
>tfw haven't been on /britfeel/ the entire day
Quick lads, someone give me a rundown on the days events. Did the normies win? Here's some music for your work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLs7lHGU80k
>>26139692
Swans are strong enough to break your neck and have talons like velociraptors
>>26139726
We had a bit of inter board banter with /int/ they got BTFO apart from that has been a pretty chill, slow day.
>>26139625
Where in Brighton? East, west or centre?
I live in Sussex uni halls atm
I saw some posts about COD4 in the last thread, and it reminded me of this. Around the time that game was released my dad was made unemployed and he went full NEET mode. Eventually he got to around the top 2000 online. I came home to find him with the curtains still pulled shut, in a fag smoke filled room, berating people for having "IRA" in their clan tags, many a school day.
Oh, how the tables have turned.
>>26139765
Southern Brighton
>>26139807
your dad goes to school?
>>26139807
Haha your dad sounds like a pretty cool guy. How old is he?
>>26139667
[Studio30NEKO (Fukunotsukuribe)] Mromantik XV [English] =LWB= [Digital]
[Kokuryuugan] Tanoshii Shukuhaku Kenshuu (Girls ForM Volume 7) ]English]
>>26139809
Not bad, how old is everyone here, I'm 19
>>26139807
literally used to miss school so I could play that game. The game was comfy as fuck, would go wrap my self in my duvet all day and sit in front of the tv. I loved this map. Their new games are shit though.
>tfw will never play cod4 for the firs time again
>>26139883
>I'm 19
UNDERAGE OUT
>>26139883
same friend, do you have any idea what to do with life? Im completely clueless atm (at the moment)
Who wants to be my steam friend? Im a hot grill for real guys.
>>26139825
No, but your lack of reading comprehension means maybe you should.
Unless you were making a joke, in which case I'm sorry for my rudeness.
>>26139828
He used to be more interesting. As he's got older he's stopped reading as much and things like that. He's 50 this year.
I have an early memory of sitting on his lap watching him play Half-Life. Makes me :3 honestly.
>>26139963
Apprenticeship starting at the end of February, got lucky with it really. Try and search lots of jobs and apprenticeships you might find something decent.
You got a kik?
>tfw can't get comfy cus the chavs are making loads of noise next door and I'm worried they're going to break in and murder me
I dunno wtf they could possible be doing to make this much noise every night. it sounds like they are rearranging furniture.
>>26139883
28
It's all gone wrong for me
>>26140052
no friend sorry, im in uni so no jobe for now
>That momentary introspection post-fap after you realise what you've just got off to
Shit unthinkable years ago is now routine, I'm worried about what I'll be like a few years down the line, can it get any worse?
>>26140116
It depends how far you've gone, but I feel like maybe it could.
Scary though desu
>>26140116
i always rethink my entire life after i nut
step up
>>26140116
It can only ever get worse because they're making more and more depraved porn. Jesus is the way m8, he will forgive you
>>26140141
Wait until you nut so often that you no longer feel guilt afterwards. There's nothing. Overwhelming emptiness.
>>26139883
Brighton guy here, 20
My life is spiraling down the lav
>>26140181
Want to meet and fuck?
>>26140181
>>26139883
>>26139963
Poleaboo feels you kids need to fuck off, you have no idea the horror that true despair resembles
>>26140116
>That moment you finally came to terms with cumming to traps
>>26139585
fuck, my penis
Poleaboo is fingering his cat
>>26140248
im a pole and you can suck my dick t(o) b(e) h(onest)
,)
>>26139883
i am 23
oc
American international student at KC (Neuroscience BSc)
What is there to do for a robot? Can I make friends? I haven't made any since I first got here. I joined societies, but I'm not normie enough to make any friends there.
>>26140247
I do, where abouts are you?
>>26140300
>going to a top tier uni
Normie get out.
poleaboo is rimming his hamster
>>26140302
East, you?
Also u got a kik?
>>26140268
Poleaboo would really like you to be his friend and teach him stuff about Poland, the cuture, the peope, the dispora
>>26140300
fuck off normie
>>26140300
Time to get a bf lad.
>>26140328
ok legend what you need
>>26140319
>implying KCL is top tier
>>26140300
>going to another country on another continent to the most normie city in that country to study neuroscience at one of the best universities in the country
Normieee geeeeeeet OUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>26140333
I don't know, just make me feel as if I am well ingrained into the British-Polish community
>>26140325
I do, I'm not from Brighton though but i suppose i could drink down
what's your kik?
>>26140333
Why don't the girls like it when you try to watch them poo?
>>26140136
>Scary though
Too right anon, If I keep descending at the same rate of deviancy I have for the last few years I'll be beyond redemption.
>>26140155
I would but I'd probably make the priest in the confession booth throw up before he could absolve me of my sins.
>>26140249
Just wait until it's the only thing that gets you going.
>>26140385
Iggysboy996
>>26140355
KCL is one of the best Universities in the world.
Are you autistic?
>>26140405
>tfw when traps are too vanilla now and you can only fap to /d/ stuff because everything that turns you on now is physically impossible.
>>26140381
i dont know anything about british-polish community, im here for uni and i havent met any poles yetgod bless
>>26140400
no idea i have never seen a vagina or an anus (both female) (or male)
>>26140442
>he thinks universities and degrees actually matter
>>26140461
Unless you're a genius and create your own company or want to spend your life on minimum wage, they matter a lot
>>26140446
What a world eh?
>>26139883
>I'm 19
Are there really people this young posting in these threads?
>>26140453
Are you racist?
The Poles I have met (numerous) seem to not be
Also all very friendly
Less racist and more friendly than the average Briton in my experience, is this normal? Why is this?
>>26140524
I guarantee you at least half of this thread is underage, it's insane.
>>26140300
It's London lad, it's probably one of the few cities in the world where there is literally something for everyone, never mind social, racial or mental disposition.
If you go looking for it, you'll be able to find your place.
>>26137557
>you can fuck
>implying I would ever get fucked
>>26140546
Im not racist per se, I do recognize the biological differences between races, black being prone to chimpouts, asians doing better academically etc
The poles who come to UK have this utterly moronic mindset - le the pay is so big lol lets go clean some toilets sure its better than poland
I hate them with passion t(o) b(e) h(onest), theyre the worst kind of poles, so it cant get any worse.
I really dislike my own kind so I cant help you with that but if you need any help with language, history, customs or w/e really ill be happy to help you
>>26140300
Leave London, amerifat
>>26139807
>berating people for having "IRA" in their clan tags
Haha that's me mate
fucking hell lads
I wanted to treat myself for a month of pornhub premium back in November but I found out after I subscribed that I can't cancel without having to contact their costumer service
I still haven't done it, too awkward tbqh
why do the Jews do this to us
>>26137502
fucking hate women that act like men, if you think they have a soft side under all that crazy you'd be wrong.
>>26139883
29.
Thinking of saving up for a while to pay a couple of escorts to take my virginity.
I don't want it to be true. They must be lying.
>>26140674
What kind of costume do you have to wear to cancel the subscription lad?
>>26140487
They don't matter at all mate, charisma, height and contacts are all that matter.
>>26140653
How do I make Polish people like me?
>>26140712
Maybe if you want to be a useless middle manager, you can't bluff your way through highly skilled professions just because you're attractive and know people
>>26140653
>oho patrzcie na mnie jaki ze mnie platek sniegu, nie to co te inne polaczki
wykurwiaj atencyjny smieciu
>>26138289
how does it feel to be actively destroying the country?
>>26140726
Give them Spyrtus.
Don't tell them they have flat heads
>>26140748
You are going to be in for a rough ride when you leave uni
>>26140748
An autist with a degree won't even make wageslave
>>26140843
Polish people have rear microcephaly
>>26140761
wyliz mi dupe pyniu ,)
>>26140869
>>26140871
I'm a programmer and buying a house at 24, stay in denial lads
>>26140871
>An autist with a degree won't even make wageslave
This. The most successful person I know did media at a poly, but he's a complete chad.
Don't matter how useful your degree might be, or how prestigious your uni is, if you're posting here, you're going to struggle.
the fuck you response
>>26140895
>buying a house at 24
This is only impressive if you live down south. Most of the people I went to school with back in the North East are buying houses in their early twenties, earning just above minimum wage at most.
>>26140895
>I'm a programmer
a career where literal chads who present well at conferences and have done a rails tutorial will be hired over people who actually know things and are qualified
>>26140950
Are they buying shit houses?
>>26140895
Denial of what lad?
You don't know what I do for I living.
I don't really see how being a programmer is any better than middle management and of course you don't need a degree to be a programmer.
>>26140892
zabij sie xD kurwa za kazdym razem gdy na 4szambie albo kraucie siedza jakies polaczki to musza sie kurwic na atencje jacy to nie sa inni od reszty i liza dupe wszystkim dookola, hurr patrzcie na mnie jaki jestem zangielszczony durr
widzialem od chuja takich jak ty i jestescie najwiekszym rakiem na zagranicznych
also polska scena czanowa > jakakolwiek inna
>>26141014
No. They aren't buying anything super fancy, just three bedroom semis with a small drive, housing is just a lot cheaper there. It's why most have them have started families by their mid twenties with low paying work. It can be done up there.
>>26137320
good old lickidicki
One ball anon here. I'm getting a prosthetic testicle on Monday and I'm nervous.tfw no gold testicle
>>26141163
Will people be able to tell its fake?
>>26141163
You should get a steel one, and then try and get people to call you Duke Nukem. Actual ball(s) of steel.
>>26141193
it's funny every time I've posted in this thread about getting a new nut somebody has recommended a new material. Although balls of steel would be fucking amazing.
>>26141193
BALL OF STEEL
Doesn't have the same ring to it
>>26141229
lose the other one too then lad
At a normie club in Manchester. What >DEVELISH things should I do?
>>26141193
>steel ball
Can't imagine that would be fun when walking about.
>>26141327
pee on the toilet flash handle
>>26141327
Buy a pint and throw it into the dancefloor like in Trainspotting, except don't drink any for maximum effect
>tfw twenty one years old
>classically handsome
>6ft 3
>6 inch and bit dick
>fucked more than twenty women
>always been a "misogynist" and have always found it easy to pull women
>was "redpill" naturally since like age 14
>probably smarter than average
>read daily
>extremely confident, so much so that it probably comes across as arrogance at times
despite all of this...
>past year i've been "lone wolf" mode
>no friends anymore, cut them all of
>don't speak to family anymore
>i hate people to the point where it has made me throw up before
>cant speak to people without getting the urge to spit
>avoid human interaction at all costs even though i'm not socially anxious or whatever
>can fake it and speak to people fine i just would rather not interact with people
>literally a recluse
>only ever go out at night, haven't seen the sun for approx 2 months
>poor as fuck
>sometimes go for three or four days with no food
>don't want to die but i just want to live innawoods, alone
>pretty sure i'm gonna end up going nuts and be put in a loony bin
what do?
why do i feel like this?
>>26141406
>why do i feel like this?
because you based your success around things that are fleeting, so you're an empty shell
>>26141406
>>fucked more than twenty women
Stopped reading and hidden, hope you're here because you're miserable but I don't care enough to find out
>>26141395
>flushing the toilet at a shit club
>getting into a fight with toilet attendant
>>26141436
I don't base success from any of those things. I just posted them so you know it's not just a regular overweight fedora wearing virgin thats bitter at the world...
I'm none of the stereotypes from r9k... So why do I still feel this way?
>>26141472
Women are literally over rated. After the tenth cunt you've seen them all... All feel the same. All moan the same. All think the same. I wish I was a faggot at times, honestly.
watching shit uk driving and other shit
http://taima.tv/r/r9k
help lads
>fucked my knee working in super market
>do shit in A levels
>drop out of university
>no hobbies
>no skills
>no friends
>used to be pretty quick thinking, now simple concepts confuse me
>too ashamed to talk to people
>no self confidence
>getting fat fast (31 waist to 35 in 6 months)
>wake up, computer, go to bed
>mentally crippling
>wanted to be an army officer for years, no way they would take me now
What do?
Azulad is pretty gay when he is drunk lmao
>>26142058
Did you touch his willy yet
>>26141968
Go back to uni and finish, get a job and work it silently until you have amassed a large amount of savings then travel, buy a motorbike, go to the gym, spend money and find a hobby, go sailing, go fishing, teach yourself how to fix something etc etc ...
wake up brts
>>26137289
>tfw stuck in leicester
>tfw i have to wait in the showers when my roommate fucks
>tfw he never came to tell me i could come back into the room, i think he fell asleep
>just fuck my shit up faaam
>>26142088
Yes, I think he is too drunk to remember
>>26142726
>roommate
gross tbqhwyfamily
don't think i could do it
A childhood full of pasta stuffing has left me with an enormous belly
Why did they let me eat those disgustingly huge portions as a child? It's created a spiral that I am struggling to get out of.
I think azulad might be dead. How do I avoid the police??
>>26143060
tried working out lad?
>>26143502
Tried grabbing his cock lad?
>>26143502
Did you kill him? Don't avoid them, just tell them he liked Azusa and they'll release you without charge.
>>26143535
Yeah, I've been working out for the last six weeks. I'm not exactly a natural. It's a constant struggle and it makes me miserable every time I do it.
I'm on a diet too, and that is also a constant battle of willpower. It feels like all I can think about. I am sticking to it religiously but I am tormented daily because my body and mind is used to much more calories and much more satisfying dishes.
>>26143535
I did that already
>>26143619
No but I got the drugs and alcohol.
>>26143619
At least we know what to play while they cremate him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ObVdcCkdI
Kissing azulads daki and there is nothing he can do about it
Can't fucking sleep, another weekend of nothing.
JUST SAY THE WORD
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SUS-SU-SUDIO
>tfw just woke up
>tfw about to have a nice joint of hash to wake myself up
>>26138176
Hove, actually
Playin' with my butt desu lads
>>26145983
could you share more anon?
>>26146000
Yeah, I stopped and went to go get some cereal. I'm having store bought honey cornflakes.
Not sure whether to go get a shower or go back to bed after though.It would be nice to have a bf who could show me the ropes
Fuck me lads, I haven't been to sleep yet but I've got to be up at 9. Lost track of time...
Shit!
>>26146076
Meant to say store brand, not store bought.
>>26146076
>tfw no bf to show the ropes and have passionate romantic sex with>tfw never even had sex any way