/britfeel/

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got two bottles of fireball for tonight, i hope it will be enough. i really do like drinking fireball though lads.

>>26129076
I too wish for a comfy thread, feeling fairly suicidal right now and could do with cheering up

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I still believe another BFF will happen.

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>tfw they get raped by pakis later

>>26129103
why what's up mane

>>26129103
Share your feelings with the class.

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I haven't been able to find any banana bread beer, someone please bring me some to my flat, we can drink it together and watch K-ON.

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>>26129100
Good post of your waifu


Other people should also post their waifus

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>>26129163

Have you ever taken so many screen captures of you're waifu that they started spilling over on to your secondary monitor?

Just about recovered from last night. Might have a curry for tea just to sweat out any remaining alcohol and then see if my friend wants to go for a pint.

What are you lot up to?

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>>26129163
I second this

post waifus
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>>26129163
I just want to sit with sakuya and listen to some jazz

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>There are people from Rotherham ITT
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

>Poleaboo got his laptop back
>need to make some alterations before installing Hearthstone
>Cooling fan stopped working
>Wi-Fi stopped working

Should have just bought a new laptop, it was a piece of shit before too, keys not working and generally being weak

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>>26129163
3D Waifu i've stared at on my 2d monitor for 3 years

>>26129076
>let us have a comfortable saturday please lads edition

Weed delivery is imminent and then I'm off to a mate's place to eat steak and drink red wine.

Life is not bad.

>>26129132
>>26129141

Just life in general, fed up, no ambition, can't see anything good in my future

Always manage to fuck things up somehow

>>26129263
The videos you melt, what about the videos/pictures.

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>>26129271
sorry matey

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>>26129200
>Not having a perfectly pristine desktop
baka desu senpai

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>>26129163
Okay, here is my waifu~

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>>26129263
Well transfer the goods on to a USB stick and share

>>26129271
But your monitor is a 3d object, and your waifu is a rasterized image. You've got them round the wrong way

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>>26129163

posting my waifu, and my favourite packet of crisps, just to mix it up a bit.

>>26129295
Deleted, would require even more effort than the current issues
>download recuva on desktop
>transfer to memory stick
>install on laptop
>try and find them

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>>26129163
Love these chances to post her. Wish I could just cuddle with her all night and day.

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>>26129303
>hidden taskbar
>recycle bin
>pristine

>>26129344
Chipsticks are pretty nice

>>26129271
she's is kill, unlucky lad.

>>26129349
Recycle bin is usually hidden desu

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>>26129348
She seems to be quite the fan of football.

Just bought a fucking house lads.

The fuck should I do with it?

>>26129367
Rent it out

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>>26129344
>chipsticks

patrician as fuck

>>26129383
Ok mate.

>>26129367
let me live in it

>>26129393
Need to be a bit careful with that though mate. Watch those shows on Channel 5 about people getting evicted. There are people who do not look after rented accommodation.

anyone else got this heavy snow? it's so pretty

>>26129469
>There are people who do not look after rented accommodation.
Also known as the vast majority.

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anybody in brighton wanna get real nigga drunk with an /fa/ celeb

btw im str8

>>26129472
Scotland too? My pupper loves it.

>>26129472
Just stopped here, caught myself singing Snowflakes from p4dan when I was out earlier

>>26129472
No, the most I had was a little dusting on my grass a while back. No snow. My dreams were crushed. I thought this would be the first winter since 2004 that I'd have had a snowfall

>>26129303
Why bother? The only time I see my desktop is when I need to start a program of open a file, it only makes sense that there's a link to do it on my desktop.

>>26129481

>an electric toothbrush next to sudocrem
>"im str8"

Good try, but you can't fool me.

I finally made that phonecall.

Apparently the doctor that attended my appointment hasn't worked there in over a year. I think I'm losing it.

>>26129481
>/fa/ celeb
literally never heard of you

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>>26129481
>with an /fa/ celeb

For fuck sake lads, I'm watching How I Met Your Mother and it's Marshalls dads death and the aftermath. I can't fucking stop crying.

>>26129076
Should I go to MaccyD's for dinner tonight lads? Got a hankering for a Big Tasty.

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Who /doingauselessdegree/ here?
>tfw fine art

Counting down the minutes until the chinese opens. I'm a fucking monster.

>>26129570
So you got your batty fingered by a fired janitor posing as Dr. Patel?

>>26129639
tfw when it was a dream

>>26129650
Critique your pepe for us lad

>that bonsai feel when no thread videos
http://youtu.be/CmC62Eg82E8

Just back from the shops lad wine and fags, thinking about starting now

>>26129662
apparently so. the woman that also attended (a trainee or something idk) was properly documented as being there. so hopefully it clears up before I go awol

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>>26129636
>>26129574
y

posting in this thread feels weird

like it has a unique feel about it

like i feel on everyone's wavelength and my voice strangely validated

yh im already quite drunk but not real nigga drunk yet

>>26129650
>tfw geography at a shitty uni

>>26129700
hi zac any piercings and do you suffer for fashion

>wearing shoe's that are a little to small but the other thirty pairs don't complete to look

>>26129662
>>26129691
Was it this guy?
http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/9266334.Blackburn_sex_case_doctor_cleared_to_return_to_work/

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>Slept for 14 hours
>Woke up an hour ago
>Still tired

NEET life.

hey chad here
what does NEET mean?

>>26129820
no because im not into self-harm

and what do u mean

>>26129897
Not in Employment Education or Training.

Gotta get those bennies.

got a thai green curry for dinner, gonna have a wank this evening too

>>26129911
thanks dude
i check'd em

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>>26129163

Gonna nip out to the shops soon I think.

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Who /ESA/ here famicom?

>>26129951
I'm being transfered to PIP for some retarded reason.

>>26129886
/britfeel/ is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as NEETlife
The morning commute can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
NEETlife
Anon's got Papa John's he gets intimidated by the dirty chavs
They love a bit of it NEETlife
Who's that sperg lord marching... you should cut down on your NEETlife mate... get some
good boy points

ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE

Know what I mean
I get up when I want except on Tuesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dole office NEETlife
I put my trackies on, cuddle my Dakimakur and I think about leaving my lair NEETlife
I post on /r9k/ I sometimes post on /sp/ too it gives me a sense of enormous well being NEETLIFE
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit
Of my heart devoted to it NEETlife

ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE

NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE

It's got nothing to do with CV writing techniques you know
And it's not about you wagies who go round and round and round
NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE

ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE

ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE

NEETLIFE

>>26129951
Over here senpai.

No chance of me getting a job, ever.

>>26129960
Why are you upset about it? I don't know anything about PIP, do you actually have to do stuff?

>>26129960

Everyone on it is. PIP is the new thing.

>>26129980
I don't know yet, but I had to fill out a bunch of forms and might have to go for an assessment in case they think I'm not autistic enough.

>>26129997
That's pretty rough senpai. I'm sure you won't fail the autism check, we're pretty fucked here.

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>tfw my dad went to the pub at half 12 and I know whenever he comes home is going to be shitfaced and start shit with me

Bad times

>>26130014
I'm literally autistic so I'm sure everything will be fine.

Maybe.

Hopefully.

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>>26129997
Good luck bro,

We're all behind ya!

>>26130029
Just get shitfaced and forget what happens

Drink's the cure and cause of all issues

>driving lesson at 9 this morning
>got up at 8:20
>showered, dressed
>checked phone
>lesson cancelled
>tfw cant go back to sleepin in now

I hate my life lads

>>26130086
Welcome to the club, matey.

>>26129960

I got offered PIP but I thought it was just for transport and that kind of thing? I didn't apply for it because I don't want to be formally assessed, never was for ESA for some reason.

>>26130073

Literally the worst advice.

>>26130086

me2

>>26130149
>never was for ESA for some reason.
Do you have to send sick notes?

>>26130177

Nope.

origami comment

>>26130195
That's pretty weird then senpai.

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>>26129163

Watching Travelman and posting waifus.

This is the life.

>>26130159
Where you really expecting to get good advice from here mate?

PIP is better as you are classed as disabled if you get the higher rates. Which means discounts everywhere like half price Alton Towers, front of the queue access. And a free ticket for your friend or "carer"

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Getting tired of all these army ad.

>>26129344
i can get behind chipsticks

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>>26130238
>Fat neckbeards cutting lines because they feel down sometimes
I want this to be true.

Getting tired of the waifu shitposting tbqhm9s.

>>26130086

Why don't you tell us about it a lot more?

>>26130260
>"Outta the way, autist coming through!"
>"Okay, I want the WHOLE park to myself or I will have you shut down for ableism."

Does anyone else mentally blacklist companies if they see an advert the company do with white woman black man relationships?

Santander just got added to the list today. If I had an account with them I would deffo close it. Halifax is another one that love doing it so I could never put money with them either.

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>>26129163
>>26129200
>>26129209
>>26129255
>>26129314
>>26129344
>>26129348
>>26129936
>>26130205
>2D waifu

truly pleb. fa cup

>>26130236

I wasn't the one asking, but it never hurts to point it out to others.

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>>26130302
Eww gross, she's all real and shite.

>>26130297
Lay off /pol/ you tryhard.

Research shows that you are 100% more likely to be a virgin if you have a 2d waifu.

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>>26130367
why would someone not want to be pure for her?

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>>26130335
>being this easily offended on the internet

>>26130297
>Autism speaks.jpg

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>tfw you like your drug dealer but don't want to tell him his generous low-pricing strategy is unsustainable

>>26130471
Unless he's literally retarded he's still making a profit

>>26130297
any big company would do this if it meant more money or better image. Why even care at this point

>>26130541
Because he can't see an interracial couple without imaging the man creampieing the white girl.

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a night of lidl pizza and shit lager awaits me

>>26130607
Fuck sake lad, leave that for the week grind. Get a chippy.

>>26130607

>just cheese

I hope you're putting extra stuff on that.

>>26130541
>any big company would do this if it meant more money

Exactly, I think they should have more integrity than that. If a company is willing to do that for money, they are not a company I want to give my money too.

>>26130607
Straight pleb. I hope your gunna jazz it up.

>>26130649
Just cheese pizzas are good from the supermarket because supermarket toppings are so cheap

>>26130607

>tfw oven is too dirty to cook a pizza

Looking forward to eating them when I move flats, until then it's microwave shit every day.

>>26130668
>>26130649

jalapenos probably
i think i might have an onion left

fuck

>>26130607
>Posting CP
lad

>>26130297
Just ordered a chicken madras from just eat tbqh.

>>26130703
you can do them on the hob in a cast iron

>>26130607

Dr Oetker margherita and red wine for me.

>>26130661
>any company
they dont care mate

>>26130752
If enough people stop giving them money because of these adverts maybe they will get the message.

>>26129481
I'm next to B-Town bruh. You got anybody else who wants to come out?

>>26130607
I would always get the 89p american style thick pepperoni pizzas from lidl

real good stuff

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>>26129076
Black dude here.

Moving up north soon and wanted to know the general consensus of black people in Manchester.

State your age, race and what you think about us.

>>26130734

I have a wok, would that work?

>>26130772
That will never happen, interracial pairing is celebrated by normies.

>>26130772
>if
not gonna happen

I don't believe them. It isn't true.

>>26130792
Why do you have a wok when your oven is fucked you absolute weapon?

>>26130790
>Manchester

That ain't the real North so you'll be fine.

>>26130799
Then normies need to get out

>>26130813
If I do it then there must be more people.

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>>26129163
>>26129163
Waifu
>>26129156
Okay lad

>>26130792
don't think it'll get hot enough, better off using a cast iron pan

>>26130828
Sorry mate, at least you can move on now though, yeah.

>>26130790
could be worse you could be a paki

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>When something good happens for once in your pathetic life

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>>26130836
>being that delusional
>being that autistic

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>tfw your 13 year old sister is having a party
>tfw hyper active 13 year old girls and boys running around the house
>tfw privacy violated
>tfw too afraid to make dinner because they've colonised the living room

WHAT DO LADS REEEE

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>>26130834
Anywhere north of Birmingham is the north to me.

>>26130874
Thanks?

>>26130880
>no penis
gross desu

>>26130880
Why is it delusional and autistic?

She has a nice bum hole by the way

>>26130829

Oven was dirty when I moved here in early November.

Wok is in a box somewhere, I've used it about 3 times in my whole life.

>>26130868

I don't own a cast-iron pan, I'm not some kind of Michelin star gourmet chef.

>>26130869
It's shopped. I don't believe them.

>>26130828
>obsesses over girl 3 years after last contact

woo hahahahaha. some day you will grow up

>>26130874
FUCK OFF PIGSKIN

ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR

RACISTS GET OUT RACIST GET OUT

>>26130772
>Look up the just eat ad to see what the fuss is about
>Entire YT comments section is just cuckposting

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>in a club
>chad tundercock slaps your gfs ass
what do?

>>26130895
>letting all that ptp go to waste

What would Allah do?

>>26130934
doesn't look like a chad looks like an aids victim

>>26130934
How is that guy a Chad? He's skelly, ugly, shit hair, shit clothes.

>>26130836
>If I do it then there must be more people.
well yeah, there are people who think this, but enough to have any affect. I highly highly doubt it.

>>26130934
>plot twist, chad is my gf

>>26130898
you'll be fine in manchester. anywhere north of that it gets harder to find black people. I've seen 3 black people in glasgow since moving up a year ago.

i think black people are fine. just don't cause trouble, m'kay

>>26130934
That boy is not a chad. He looks like a little pussy.

should i do overtime on sunday? 15 quid an hour sounds dandy but im just not feeling it, maybe ill just go to the gym for 3 hours or something.

4 days a week already gives like 1300 anyway thats more than enough for the comfy life.

>>26130934
nut the cunt

bought two new pairs of boots this week, one pair for work and another pair for walking to and from work. i'm pretty happy with my purchases

>>26131050
nah if you don't need the money then don't

>>26131108

yeah i guess, cunt boss makes everyone go work next sunday anyway so I'll get the bongbucks next week whether I want to or not so fuck em I'll not work on sunday.

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>>26130963
>me
>shit clothes
im a fashion icon

observe>>26129481

ill have you know this outfit retails at over 800 british bongs

get in line betas

>>26130773
yeah going wah kiki lel

>>26131198
this is supposed to be comfy you know, i already have enough anxiety tonight without all this.

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>tfw black

someone cuddle with me ;_;

>>26131238
Where r u @ senpai

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>>26131214
good

im a proud normie bordering on chad

im hear to make your sad life hell

>>26131198
>spend 800 bong and still look like shit

wew lad

>>26131258
near oxford desu

>>26129797
I know this feel too well.
comment is fucking original you cunt.

>>26131263
>this autism

Even for /britfeel/ this is bad

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>>26131263
>hear
get it together senpai

>>26131297

not a bad fit

shame you never your house

>>26131238
Would you rather be black or white?

I'd rather be black so people would think I am tough

>>26131277
I'm cambridge desu

>>26131318
white without a doubt, I wish I wasn't dealt this hand in life

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doing a very strange feel today lads. not sure if i am really happy or overcome with anxiety and pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_oUogAKF8I

>>26131096
Post a [icture lad

>>26131338
lets cuddle then anon

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Why do you all work so hard to convince me that she's dead. Can't I just wait for her in peace.

>>26131467

She's dead, moot agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>26131467
She's DYING of Lupus, not dead. Learn your tenses my nig.

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Creamy creamy muck muck.

>>26131467
I hope your 4/10 gets plowed by two out of control lorries

>>26131606
>Not wanting her to get ploughed by two 6'4 pakis.

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>>26131518
>implying she's alive


oc original

>>26131593
Could do with some cold vanilla custard rntbh

>>26130925
mate check it out read everyones replys, she's gone

>>26130723
Whoops I ordered a dansak by mistake. What a retard.

Is anybody here 25+ ?

I turned 25 a couple a days ago and it hit me that I might not have my life as sorted as I would like. How are you guys doing?

>>26130934
guy looks like a total fag

>>26131732
30+ here, just end it desu

>>26131762
Have you ever creampied a girl?

>>26131732
Quarter of a century gone.

I'm 27 and am resigned to my misery. But I'm working on becoming an alcohol abuser to deal with the lower moments

>>26131732

28

Every day I wish I could go back to being an undergrad at university.

>>26131800
>Every day I wish I could go back to being an undergrad at university.

Small time, my plan involves going back to first day of secondary school.

>>26131732
27 here. I live with my parents and twf no gf but everything else is going OK I suppose.

>>26131800
19, undergrad in uni here.
Still not happy, still see myself on a path to a shitty unfulfilling life. I have it all ahead of me, but I feel so certain that I'm just going to throw it all away anyway.

>>26131762
>>26131789
>>26131800
>>26131846

How would you describe your current positions in life? Any advice you would give younger anons?

every Saturday my mother makes egg and chips cos dads at work and she can be a lazy cunt.

really ruins my Saturdays.

>>26131897
Get a kebab you weapon

>>26131891
>How would you describe your current positions in life?
Mediocre, but not impoverished or anything and not a NEET so could be worse.

>Any advice you would give younger anons?
Get the fuck off 4chan and go be a normie.

>>26131821
And doing what?

>>26131897

What's wrong with egg and chips?

>>26131732
4 months to go til I reach 25, nothing to show.

>>26131891
Only really normie sounding shit. "Fake it til you make it" and "You regret the things you don't do more than the things you do do." That sort of thing. Surprisingly true though.

>>26131897
You could make her something?

>>26131897
Egg and chips with bread is nice lad. Why don't you cook something for your mum one time you ungrateful shit

>>26131732
I'm in my mid thirties lad. Don't worry about what everyone else is doing. Do what you want.

>>26131891
>How would you describe your current positions in life

Something is missing, it feels very empty.

>Any advice you would give younger anons?

Get off this fucking website, it's poison.

>>26131922
Well first of all I have the numbers memorised for a big lottery a few weeks in and my mum used to let us pick the numbers, so step 1 is becoming millionaires.

All the rest of the steps really depend on how stuff differs once you're rich, but at the very least I'd reign in the turbo autism and actually play footy at lunchtime to have friends

>>26131918
not got monies

>>26131926
its the whole cant be arsed, does 2 eggs at the same time with greasy chips.

>>26131949
>>26131952
that's not what mummys are for.

>>26131999

I'm not surprised she doesn't make you anything better, what makes you think you deserve it?

>>26131800
going to uni next year, any advice?

>>26132090
don't bother get a job

Poleaboo you melt, give me an update on how the day has been.

>>26132068
im her only son, she gave birth to me, she can look after me.

>>26132123
Study history and do both

>>26132136
She's your only mother lad

>make a fake POF account
>browsing through the girls in my town
>tfw I know half of them, by face at least
>their bio makes me think they're all insufferable cunts

Just gonna end it soon probably lads

>>26131732
27, 28 in 2 months.

DESU i'm mentally 82 so it's all meaningless.

>>26131777
nah too worried about getting them pregnant

>>26131891
This time last year was shit, lost my job etc but got back on my feet again. Can confirm life only gets worse and is never any easier to deal with

got a fucking immense nigger boner right now senpaitachi

>>26132123
tell us your story then

>>26131949
>"You regret the things you don't do more than the things you do do.

lel this is so false I can't believe people think this is at all true or in any way good advice

>>26132297
>You regret the things you don't do more than the things you do do.
>lel this is so false I can't believe people think this is at all true or in any way good advice

I would say it's true a lot of the time. The good things that have happened to me wouldn't have happened if I didn't take any chances or do things on a whim. You can't keep doing the same thing and expect things to change. It's normie advice but it's true.

>>26132190
Online dating is absolutely dire m8, never heard of anyone under 40 actually getting a date online in this country.

>>26132362
Nah it's bullshit mate. If you decide to 'take chances' and actually do things you'll end up thinking about how you messed up and regretting having to live with the memory of your failure for the rest of your life. Whereas if you just don't do it you don't have that stress on your mind.

That's why I don't leave the house anymore. When you go out and 'put yourself out there' it always just causes bad things, so it is better just to stay at home and wait it out.

>>26130177
How long did you have to wait from you starting the claim to being put into a group and being paid? because if you had sent in sick notes for that time, that would have backpaid you probably 2,000 but if you don't sent in sick notes you don't get backpaid.

>>26132389
>never heard of anyone under 40 actually getting a date online in this country
what is tinder....

>>26132441

But with that reasoning you would never do anything. You would just sit and wait for things to happen on the off chance.

>>26132515
Only works for the top few guys I think. Only blokes I know who got anything out of it were pretty good looking.

I think it's time to heat up some lasagne my mum made me lads, I'm going to have lasagne sandwiches and beans.

>>26132519
>But with that reasoning you would never do anything

That's the point.

And it is not a case of waiting for things to happen on the off-chance it is just waiting until I can get off the ride.

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>>26132519
IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN LADS

Fuck you UK for not supporting me though

>>26132565
>'m going to have lasagne sandwiches and beans

what the fuck

>>26132582
What game is that? Looks comfy.

>>26132621

Victoria 2 it's hard.

>>26132536
yeah true i guess and all the women are pretty gross on there anyway

>>26132600
It's delicious lad, what's wrong with it?

>>26132632
Should I get this or Crusader King 2?

>>26132697

EU 3 is the best place to start, or EU 4 but many say that isn't as good.

The EU games are easier, Crusader Kings and Viccy are pretty complex games, I have them all.

>>26132632
Austria is getting it's shit kicked in by the North Germans so looks like they've lost the war for me even though I beat the Turks' European forces.

France has the UK in a deadlock, Russia it's slowly moving its forces to help Austria but it's almost certainly too late to save them.

Shouldn't have underestimated Germany ffs

>>26132297

>ovens on steak pie for one

>not knowing nips my itchy nut
>put on a movie
>lots of loose ends
>have to watch to the end or I'm making up an ending
>in my head on my bed
>sleepless night

>>26132697
I'd start with EU3 like the other anon said - it's a good level of learning curve and gives you a feel for the games. Next thing you know you're hunched over Darkest Hour, naked and crying at 4AM

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>>26132389
Just don't know how I'm gonna meet someone otherwise desu, I don't like going to pubs/clubs, I don't have any friends and don't really have any hobbies besides the gym, not even employed anymore

I literally have nothing to offer apart from being fairly attractive and an athletic body

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taking vocaroo requests

oc

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Me in the middle.

Original

>chavs outside making loud noises and laughing
>climbing on the roof of the extension
>making house stink of weed
>parents been at the pub midday and are going to come home shitfaced soon and drunkenly rant/yell at me

Anxiety levels are peaking lads

>>26132750
>>26132828
Thanks guys, I will check it out. Always thought these games looked interesting but never knew where to start.

>>26132841
>tfw I have literally nothing to offer except money

>>26129076
https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA


sarah please come back to the group, everything that josh said was a lie, we didn't tell her anything about your nudes, please just come back

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>>26132850
>Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta.

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Just got some blueberry. Finished work, now lets get lit.

Never had this, usually get shit weed and this is so much better than normal.

>>26133107
Are you going to listen to this while you sleep? Don't you think you're an Epsilon or even a Savage?

Don't get him to do the "everyone belongs t everyone else" bit or you might turn into a rapist or something.

>>26133133
>using "legal" highs

Enjoy your dead

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>>26133153
What are you on about, lad?

>>26133107
fucked up a few times cos of muhh dyslexia

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OCZkzEvo9H

>>26133180
>khaki?
>elisp-epi-epsisiplipsilions

Think you might be a Delta brah, thanks for trying though

>>26133173
Not him but people have dies from legal highs. There was a kid who chopped his dick off as well.

>>26133234
kek, thanks

what's it for anyway?

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Lads what do you reckon about that Mystery slag getting her nudes posted?

>>26133252
>Not him but people have dies from legal highs. There was a kid who chopped his dick off as well.

that guy was talking about weed

>>26133277

You're trying too hard.

>>26132936
>Chatting with a female friend
>She's telling me how a guy she saw a few times and slept with had a micropenis
>She didn't get in touch with him again after finding out

>>26133272
Nothing in particular, I just picked a random copypasta I have saved.

>>26133277
Ribena pls stop

>>26133252
What makes you think I'm smoking legal highs...

>>26133277
I don't think she looks too bad in some pics but looks shocking here. Is she crying?

That bush aswell

tfw no southern twink bf

>>26133277
literally who

Why has r9k started worshipping these camwhores so much recently?

>>26133291
>that guy was talking about weed

My bad then, I had to do a course on NPS (legal highs) recently and they told us about the guy who took one and proceeded to eat most of a homeless guy's face. That's a fucked up story at the best of times, and they had pictures.

>>26133339
>Why has r9k started worshipping these camwhores so much recently?
She's been a trip for 6 years, how new are you?

>>26133359
It's clearly ramped up the past 6 months or whatever

>In February 2010 Maariv has reported that the Tel Aviv municipality has instituted an official, government sponsored counselling program to discourage Jewish girls from dating and marrying Arab boys. The Times has also reported on a vigilante parents group policing the Jerusalem neighborhood of Pisgat Ze ev to intimidate and discourage local Arab-Jewish couples. The Jewish anti-missionary group Yad L achim has also performed paramilitary rescue operations of Jewish women from non-Jewish husbands and celebrates the rescued women on their website

Is that not a bit racialist?

Lads, my sister's GP is saying the NHS won't pay for her to get checked for autism as there's nobody in the county to do it. Is there anything to do except pay for it?

>>26133416
Is your sis an autist?

>>26133395
They promote race mixing in every country but their own. Same for feminism.

>>26133416
Tell her to post on /britfeel/ for a week, we'll do the assessment for free

I'm booking my driving test again because I failed my first one. People have told me that I should be able to put my name down to be squeezed in if someone cancels their test. I'm booking now but don't see anything about this.

>tfw the cashier seems really happy and is nice to you
Fuck sainsburys self check out things though, they barely work.

>>26133475
>expecting preferential treatment but too snobbish to phone up and actually chat to the booking agent in person

>>26133438
I think she's an asspie of some sort, yeah, and she definitely has problems.

She had a panic attack and feinted when she had to have drops put in her eyes at an eye exam at Boots, and she dropped out of high school and college due to her sitting at home and crying whenever it was time to go until my mum gave in.

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>>26133456
Jews undermine everything

>>26133503
I'm not even going to argue with how you came to this conclusion you utter, utter retard.

>>26133514
Please don't tell me she's had a bf.

>>26133416
Who needs doctors, its 2016. We have webMD and endless ways to self medicate.

http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm

>>26133588
That's fine if you want to diagnose yourself with some made up tumbler tier bullshit. Not sure about real problems.

>>26133633
>Asspie
>Real problems
Wew lad.

>>26133438
>>26133416
Autist here. Is she cute?

Anyone here bough cough drops from Boots for the Dextromethorphan? How do you go about it? Do they keep them behind the counter? If they ask me why I want them, what should I say? I don't have a cough

Watching dogs make you laugh out loud

I have not laughed once

I fucking hate my life

>>26133726

Being a lazy cunt with no ambitions doesn't make you an autist.

I know they're trying to trick me. Don't worry, I'll still be here.

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>>26129163
Postin non-animu waifu

>>26133340
>took one

What kind? What chemical?

>>26133823
I'm legit diagnosed by a consultant psychiatrist, on bennies and everything. If you give her to me I can get her diagnosed and then we can life together on our combined neetbux

>>26133869
Bath salts, dunno the specific configuration

>>26133793
It depends what dogs.

Where I live there is a women who is a dog walker but only walks sausage dogs so she always has an army of like 12 sausage dogs with her it is pretty funny desu

>>26133897
i want to put my sausage in her dog

Jumping off a small building bollocks first onto a hand rail soon lads

>>26133989
Wrong thrwad m8

>>>/int//brit/

>>26133896

Well it's good to hear they're educating you with all the facts.

>drugs are bad mkay

>>26134022
Every place is appropriate for discussion bollocks smashing senpai

>>26134022
Just went there, this made me chuckle


>He has a whole folder of fedora pics
>He quietly chuckles to himself as he posts hat pictures
>He internally pats himself on the back as he reclines in glee
>"That'll show them" he whispers as he reaches for another handful of tendies
>He spits breadcrumbes through stained, smiling teeth as continues to chuckle
>"Bath time!" his mother and primary caretaker calls to him down the stairs to the basement
>He lets out a disgruntled sigh as he clicks off 4chan.org
>"I'll be back for the rest of those hat tippers later" he thinks to himself as he struggles to lift himself out of his sticky chair
>Still chuckling on his way up the stairs he yells
>"You better be quick this time, mum, I have important things to do on my computer!"
>"Yes honey, it's just that if we rush it too much, you'll get another rash" his mother replies as she cries internally
>His chuckling and smile fades and is replaced with exhausted grunts and groans as he approaches the top of the stairs
>"I don't care, mum, I'm having a very important discussion with people about things I don't like, they're all fedora wearing neckbeards, I have to show them what they look like" He exclaims through gasping breathes
>"Okay honey, I'll be as quick as I can" the mere shell of a woman replies
>"Well, get on with it then, whore" he tells her as he enters the bathroom
>His mother sheds a single tear as she reaches for the sponge on a stick to clean between his flab
>She silently wonders how nice her life would have been had she decided to go through with the abortion
>"Too late now" she utters
>"What's too late, mum? The cretinous melt asks
>"Nothing, honey... Nothing"

>>26133989
Why? A vasectomy would be easier.

>>26134024
>>26134024
DUDE SOUTHPARK LOL. DUDE FISHDICKS XD

>>26134111
Oh that's a good idea, I'll ask for a vasectomy without anethstesia

>2016
>people are STILL posting in the 4chan threads
>missing all the banter from the skype group

https://join.skype.com/wMNO7A7G18IA

no females, british residents tolerated, nationals preferred.

Think I might just pop a load of flubromazolam and go to sleep lads

>>26134194
henry pls

>>26134194
Discord

>>26134194

>using Skype
>not using IRC

IRC is about a hundred times better for stuff like this.

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>>26134229
haha nice one ewan

>>26134229
>>26134246
>>26134258
>>26134274

This is some great banter rite here lads gr8 stuff

>>26134154
Do you have a CBT fetish or something?

>>26134274
>Those dark brown eyes
Worse than pakis desu

>>26134109
>Angryanon writes pasta for /brit/

What the fuck, why can he not contribute anything to this thread?

>>26134324
It's a /brit/ gimmick, posting absurd shit they want done to their bollocks

>>26134373
What the fuck... weirdos

>>26129076

Im watching paper towns and I want to cry

Not because it's a good film, but because I wasted my youth

>>26134373
>tfw you have fapped to castration fantasies

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My bollocks look like a prop from the saw films.
It's all greeny yellow and pallid, and has been the subject of many reconstructions, stapled back together with joinery equipment each time I pop it. It bears the scars of burning petrol, razor blades and barbed wire.
It's had MRSA more times than I can count, but yet it still hasn't completely fallen off yet, even though I routinely fall asleep with cable ties round it.

>>26134373
how do you know this. are you one of them??????

>>>/int/54372274
>>>/int/54372337
>>>/int/54372340

>/brit/ is talking about us again

Must be hard, being so obsessed.

>>26134504
So what now? Do we start ironic ladposting like a bunch of 18 year old banterlord retards?

>>26134504
>some autist calling himself a normie
He posts in the gayest general on /int/

Was forced to have math tuition today. 70 quid for 2 hours from some Asian with a PhD in mathematics.

can i have an oasis song please
https://youtu.be/DJwQfAluySQ

>got random to do

>>26134504
dat irony

oc

>>26131210
are you blowin bubble lad?

>gain mad?.?

>>26133833
You literally have nothing else to live for. It's over friend. Suicide is Painless.

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>>26131732
106 going on ten

>comfy

>>26130607

Just buy one of the 2quid new york steak pizzas from ASDA. Way better.

>>26134389

this is actually a decent film

The birds on take me out are all vapid, ugly slags

>>26130916

>not owning a cast iron skillet

Costs like 15quid and will last multiple lifetimes

>>lel numberz
mass sudko is a bad idea.

I get all of wonder why

>its the you better get used to my dick in your mouth comment innit, I over share some times, I won't work on it

>>26134646
>chubby
>long hair
>weird jacket
Is he a millionaire or something? Normally he would be shit canned

>>26130607
Swap to gin and tonic or vodka and own brand energy drink. Gin and vodka from lidal is really good for the price