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Where the fuck has the fucking week gone edition
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More like where the fuck has the day gone.
I swear I blink and it's the afternoon.
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>>26081720
What phonecall are we dealing with lad
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>tfw health assessment for continued neetbucks tomorrow
>have to travel out of town

Anyone else done this? Really nervous about leaving town. I'll probably leave it desu.
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>watching some show i recorded about 'internet trolling'

I think i've been on the internet too long to understand all of this. Why do people get so upset about shit on the internet? Why do normies have to ruin everything with feelings?
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>>26081737
What are you getting assessed? Is it autism/depression that you have to prove, or tangible health problems?
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>>26081753
>I'm also scared of being diagnosed with anything
Then why are you talking to a psychiatrist?
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>>26081760
It's depression and anxiety I think.
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>>26081790
>It is mandatory
From who?
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Sup bois, who watched the new Sunny last night? Not feeling this series if I'm honest. It's got a lot of moments that make me laugh but that's mostly just to callbacks and runners. Dunno how I feel 2bh.
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>>26081758
>Raised by family with strong banter
>Fights with brothers all the time
>Dad hit me, but not in some abuse way it was just a standard punishment
>Go to primary school
>Solve conflicts with good-natured violence
>Somehow this is bad
>Other kids can't handle the banter
>Neither can teachers
>I'm punished for dealing with problems in a different way to them
This is basically what it's like spending all your time shitposting on 4chan then being released into normie social media. A standard post in a thread here would be considered abusive trolling on twitter for example
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>>26081710
LADS SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKING END IT ALL NOW

Can't the image maker put it in again? :(
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I request that you post your waifus
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>>26081805
NHS mental health unit. I'll probably be sectioned if I don't abide by their ruling, but it is very hard to do so when they're so insistent.

I've never been on a ward before, maybe it will be fun.
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>>26081838
It won't be fun, you're better off getting diagnosed. At least you'd have an excuse for the shitty things you do that way.
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>>26081831
I want stomzy back in the drain
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>>26081838
You can only be sectioned if you are a threat to others and yourself.
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>>26081822
Haven't seen last night's, but series so far is disappointing. Chardee Macdennis 2 had me laughing a fair bit but it did rely on references to a classic episode. Frank falls out the window was literally just le epic references, a complete meme episode. The skiing one was shit too, except for the party guy they gradually realise is just a pervert, he was a good side character.
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>>26081838
Why are they making you do it? Did you get arrested / try to off yourself or did you go to them for help?
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>>26081862
Why do you think I was referred in the first place?

>>26081852
I might just call them then. It will be uncomfortable though. Thank you.
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>>26081838
Why did you go to the NHS if you couldn't be bothered with their pushy shit? Least they're not just throwing pills at you.
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>>26081860
He had nothing to do with /britfeel/ though, we never discuss him.
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>>26081876
An immediate threat.
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>>26081885

Honestly never heard of him until right now.
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>>26081876
I know, I too have that crippling fear of talking on the phone.

>>26081885
;-;
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>>26081873
>>26081877
>>26081887
I will try to make it clear. I do not want to hurt myself, that is silly. I was deemed a threat to my family due to some incidents. and this is not edgy ego stroking. I just don't work well with other people. They think I may have antisocial/schizoid personality disorder coupled with schizoaffective traits.
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>>26081833
>tfw no manly-face ginger gf
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>go to dentist
>"where do you work anon?"
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>>26081833
I'm alive lads. Had a fucking dreadful night sweating and shaking for hours, I thought it might be the flu but I feel alright now, didn't get out of bed until 1.
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>>26082038
Zeta virus
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Poleaboo's dad sent him a text saying "Please kill yourself" again today. Poleaboo thought it was funny at first but he has been sending that every day at 1pm for a week now.
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>>26081833
well if i have to.

any Hampshire about?
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>>26082038

Glad to hear you're on the up anon
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>>26081936
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/27/florence-welch-neil-young-interview-rolling-stone

based neil
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>>26081753
>>26081790
>>26081932
>homestuck poster
>is a crazy

dunno what I expected desu
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>>26081710
>no copper on the roof trying to take the flag off
Maybe his uniform could say "diversity officer" or some shit.
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>>26082045
Doesn't that only affect women? As much as I'd like to be an animay girl I think I'm safe from it.

>>26082073
You just reminded me, I need to watch Yuri Yuri S3. Sakurako and TOSHINO KYOUKOOOOO are best
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>>26082057
see poleaboo this is what happens when you post without trip but try to retain your identity, people impersonate you trying to create memes
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>>26082261

Poleaboo sees what you mean but he doesn't want to use a trip as he is not allowed on the internet

Poleaboo is considering going to a male escort sometime soon.
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>>26081885
But he's a represenation of Brit music.

Otherwise you need to SHUT UP. STATE YOUR NAME, CUZ.
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>>26082226
i really liked series 3 for Ayano and Sakurako, i think they both really shone through this time.

its sad how happy that show made me.
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>>26082295
Just get a trip so I can filter you.
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>>26081833
Listening to some music trying to think of something I should do desu
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Remember my fellow robots, bware da baby trap.
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>>26082354

Seconded. The whole sakurako dream sequence was the highlight of the season for me.

pic related was a really nice bit as well
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>>26082584
the whole Rise thing reminded me on the old snowman thing that's on at Christmas. but yeh that was nice.
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>>26081790
Taking the plunge and making the call.

Wish me luck.

>>26082193
If I'm crazy, then /r9k/ is a madhouse.
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what's the plan for today lads?

might have a wank later
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>>26082722
gotta sort out my car insurance senpai, then I'll definitely have a wank to ease my fear of talking on the phone
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Just tried coffee for the first time, fucking grim.
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>>26082859
I don't see how that's possible unless you're underage b&
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>>26082859
too adult for you, little girl?
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>>26082873
I'm 28 m8.
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>>26082892
That's literally preposterous, I've never heard something so ridiculous
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>>26081833
Mines faker than yours
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Sun is a bit bright today, doing my nut in
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>>26082859
I don't mind coffee itself but I hate everything coffee-flavoured. Just munched on a coffee flavoured jelly bean, was disgusting.
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Poleaboo just woke up

Still not received his laptop back

NU-TRAXX are making him apply to jobs he isn't qualified for
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>>26082859
agreed. Try a Mocha for a nice balance between caffeine and an enjoyable drink.
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>>26082973
Strangely I love coffee flavoured stuff especially coffee cake.
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>>26082953

I fucking hate that annoying piece of shit memeball. Every time you watch a weather report they talk about it like it's the best thing in the world, fucking conspiracy if you ask me. I am sick of the entire media's pro-sun agenda.
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>Chinese Chad hasn't returned Poleaboos deposit
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>Be me last night
>Sleeping soundly
>In my dream I am looking for a girl
>Go to where she always was
>There is nothing there
>See my brother
>Ask him where she is, but I can't remember her name
>He takes me to her
>She asks me why I searched for her instead of just forgetting her
>"Because I can't forget you, I love you too much"
>Then I was legitimately happy. I was the happiest I've ever been in my entire life, I was content
>Then my alarm went off, and I woke up at 05:00 for work

Nothing like a great big dose of depression to start off the day
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Driving lessons. Guy again.

Is it better to get stuck in with lessons immediately or do the theory first?
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>>26083014
It's cause of the solar panels lad, its the energy lobbyists.
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Might do a bit of baking. Few brownies and a chocolate tart.
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>>26083099
Doesn't everybody do their theory first?
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>tfw not a russian oligarch buying Putin a yacht as a gift
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>>26083099
Doesn't really matter. My advice would be to just get really stuck into the DVD's, or apps as it probably is nowadays. Going back a few years to when I had my theory, but a lot of the questions on the test were identical to ones I'd done on the DVDs.
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>The postage quote is 35.58 quid and that is with insurance cover for 1000 quid. The insurance charge was only 1 quid! Your parcel will be sent royal mail special delivery.

>Because we don't handle clients funds XXXX has kindly offered to use her account to pay the funds in to and we can pay the postage from there and get your parcel sent to you. Please confirm whether this is ok and when you have done the transfer so that we can arrange to have your parcel sent to you.

>>26083099
Poleaboo is learning to drive too, passed his theory a week ago, just do the official DVD

>>26083230
Normies already have a good idea of how to drive, or do lessons at the same time, they just pass the theory first, they don't dedicate all their effort to it
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>>26083099
Some places won't let you take lessons without having done your theory.
It's also good to get it out of the way.
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Guys i a robot stoner and i have no friends to go on a lads holiday to dam to get high af and possibly fuck dutch sluts or even stoop downn to paying a prosty for a quick blowie.

Shall i go solo?
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>The NU-TRAXX lady has cut my CV down to 2 pages
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>>26083288
YOU JUST KNOW HE'S GONNA GET A TAXI AND RAPE DRUNK WHITE WOMEN
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>>26083424
And while I'm drowning in PTP, you'll still be a bitter virgin
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Interview went well. They were gagging to hire machinists. I think im in with a shout.
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>>26083452
PTP?

PISS
THOU
PANTS?
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>>26082722

Gonna get pissed later and watch funker530 videos.
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who else /tryingtosortlifeout/ here?
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>>26081710
think this new image is perfect, apart from uncle jim's, it should be Mr Paki's
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>>26083488
You going to be operating a sewing machine?
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>>26081822
thought the first 2 episodes were shit because of callbacks but the skiing one was good, I like how they got the original actor from Ski School
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>>26083525
Poleaboo was until he wasn't
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>>26083528
Do independant corner shops actually still exist? Haven't seen one for years, they're all owned by Spar and Coop.
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>>26083559
CnC mills/lathes if i get it
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>>26083577
Don't think so, my local corner shop is a londis. Maybe in rural areas sure.
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>>26081710
I think the current image is perfect as it is
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current additions are op img guy 2016s work, not mine.
off to asda.

-2015
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>tfw no sissy trap bf to bully
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>>26083602
Should say no job sanction center plus tbf
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>>26083577
There's one in my village. It's got loads of jars of sweets so I always try something new when I pop in. Currently eating vimto fizzy twists.
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>>26083602
uncle jims should be mr paki's is my main thing

>>26083641
bit of a mouth full, no?
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>>26083638
>tfw no bottom bf in general
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>>26083577
my local is an independent
probably more common in the country
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>>26083525
I was but then the depression hit me and I feel I can't face anyone for a while
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>>26083652
>racism
no
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>>26083638
>>26083659
>TFW AIDS RIDDLED FAGGOTS ARE SHITTING UP THE THREAD AGAIN

>>26083671
PAKIS OUT
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>>26083671
I am fine with racism as long as it's not towards me :^)
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>>26083688
>virgin
>aids ridden

wew lad
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>>26083671
Fuck off pakiboo, everyone knows you got banned from 4 + 4 chan for kicking off about racism for 90% of your posts.
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>>26083638
Cute picture. Wish I looked like that.
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>>26083712
>FAGGOT
>NOT GOT AIDS
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>>26083739
But how anon?
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>>26083746
FAGGOT = AIDS

DOES IT NEED TO BE EXPLAINED
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>>26083577
yup, I work for one
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>>26083797
Does that mean when someone decides to be gay, they just automatically get aids?
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>>26083832
dream job imo
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>>26083833
SO IT IS A CHOICE?

TURNS OUT QUEERS ARE LIARS TOO WHO KNEW
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>>26083882
It was for me desu
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>>26083892
CHOOSE TO KILL YOURSELF SAVE YOUR PARENTS ANYMORE PAIN
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>>26083882
Just for you, shoutanon.

Does anyone else want tilde to hit them?
I just want him to take out all his frustrations on me desu
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>>26083954
I honestly would love to have really dominant sex with tilde, but have it romantic as well. Me as the top obviously.
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>>26083954
>>26083988
MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS ABOVE PLEASE IGNORE
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>>26082721
I tried to phone them, but it rang for 30 seconds so I gave up. It was nearly the end of phoning hours I guess.

I can't do anything right.
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who /northeast/ here?
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Going to get to work on those fake IDs now
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Need advice lads, it's about a girl. I'm in sixth form college right now. She's pretty shy in general. Btw I'm a quiet khhv.

>last week she asked me if I wanted to go for coffee with her
> asks me if I want to go for a walk with her when I see her (once/twice a week)
>90% of the time it's her asking if I want to go for a walk
>walks/coffee go really well, both laugh a lot, no awkward silences etc. She looks into my eyes a lot too kinda staring
>catch her looking at me if we're in the same room (she doesn't smile when I notice though, just looks away)
>a few times she's asked me questions I know she knows the answer to (she's really smart) for some reason

But

>because of my shittiness at conversation sometimes there are awkward silences and she'll say she 'needs to go'
>our conversations are purely platonic, and mostly about college related stuff

Should I ask her out or am I clutching at straws here? I like her a lot.
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>>26083638

you can pound my boi pussy whenever you like :3
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>>26084119
Me senpai, that story about the parents wearing pyjamas to take their kids to school has now reached fucking worldwide news

That's my town's claim to fame, a bunch of fat slags who wont get dressed on a morning

http://www.aww.com.au/latest-news/news-stories/principal-blasts-parents-who-do-school-run-in-pjs-25077
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>>26084119
Just outside of York, depends on your definition of North though
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>>26084158

I have been in exactly this situation and am about to tell you the 100% surefire way to make the best of this...

18+ get out.
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>>26084158
I had a very similar experience, really really liked her and she eventually asked for my phone number and then added each other on snapchat. However, nothing ever came of it and we stopped talking because I am autistic
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>>26084158
Ask her to meet you behind the bike shed and get her to suck you off.
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It seems it was not off in seconds as the BBC said.
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>>26083099
I did lessons for about 3 months, did theory once I actually had an idea about what goes on on the road, and then did more driving lessons before my practical. No point in doing theory before lessons.
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>>26084232
I'm 19 mate. Failed my AS levels first time around, so I redid As last year and doing A2s in a few months
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>>26084158
Straight up ask her out. It's what she wants.
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>>26084278
how does it take 4 minutes to shut off a video? 4 minutes is a fucking long time if you count it out. Why can't they have ripped the projector cables out or just fucking turned the PC off...?
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>>26084226
from about north yorkshire to northumberland?
newcastle reportin in
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>>26084327
>tfw I would love to live in Newcastle but I'm stuck here in the south

;_;
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>>26081833
Request granted
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>>26084339
dude it's a real pretty place but it's full of chavs and hard people
I once came into town from college and had bought a subway. I fed some chicken tikka to some birds and some tramp told me off and called me an idiot. I felt so awkward trying to listen to some guy busk.
rip
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>>26084353
Just say you knew sir bobby Robson to distract Geordie's long enough to escape the situation.
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>>26084314

Maybe it was just a screen with no buttons on it.

To imagine them panicking and trying to shut it off with people in shock is hilarious. Bet it was really loud too.
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>>26084427
You fucked up lad.
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>>26084427
You don't have to be 17 or a grill to have that problem.
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>>26084347
>tfw no hot coffee in a can

In theory it actually sounds rather disgusting, do they even have them in the UK?
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>>26084484
What girl would pass up the opportunity to say their gender on an anonymous image board anon!?
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>>26084484
by that i mean, idk i just feel vulnerable as shit??? man im so dumb sorry lads
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>>26084520
im also agender bruh
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>>26084506
Let me give you a little lick on the arsehole mate.
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>>26084546
Okay so you're a guy.
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>>26084520
Btw I'm a girl haha xd
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My temporary job runs out at the end of March, if I don't find a job by then I'm leaving for Canada or Australia, I have 20,000 pounds saved up, what should I do lads?
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>>26084598
Fuck off, dog shit
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>>26083988
I'd like to be the bottom myself, I want to help him by letting him spank me desu lad
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>>26081833
>>26081833
Request granted~

Ended up collapsing this morning and must have passed out. Only woke up about 15 minutes ago~
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>>26084626
You can be my bottom you know m8.
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Came in here expecting at least one post from that beta loser who got dumped 3 years ago. I'm disappointed lads.
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>>26084629
Don't read the thread tilde I beg you. Just read the new posts.
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>>26084626
>>26083954
>>26083988

I'm getting those funny tingles in my willy again
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>>26084629
>>26084654
Oh but then again this human waste is here, he's a consolation prize
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>>26084665
Fap mate, let out all your cum for the lads on /britfeel/
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Graduated 2 years ago. Still no job. Fully given up at this point and I only apply to jobs to keep up appearances for DWP. Got to go to a fucking 9am "apprenticeship screening" tomorrow so I can't even drink tonight.
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>>26084693
Graduated from what program?
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>>26084665
>>26084692
This is very gay, but please do it.
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back from asda.... always amazes me how some fucking ugly cunts have 5+ gfs.
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The fake IDs are looking good

Killing it on Hearthstone with FaceHunter, must have won 9 out 10
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i am pmsl
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Just back from my first day wage slaving in 6 months, you may remember my post from yesterday, you may not, either way, it was nice to do something again, the NEET life had become monotonous and it feels good to earn a wage again

I'm about to have a well deserved beer

Cheers
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Last year of high school guys and I don't know what to do with myself. The only things I'm good at are useless humanities related shit. What should I do?
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>>26084817
Fucking noice, got it uncensored?
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>>26084629
you woke up?
you've let everyone down
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>>26084817
those are my lucky numbers.

wheres it from? ok cupid?
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>>26084823
good lad, enjoy your beer
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>living in the north

>>26084867
fraid not
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feeling really dejected right now. can somebody post something interesting to take my mind off of things. anything, really.
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>>26084629

Good morning/evening!

Hope you're eating something friend
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>>26084893
>being a racist
fuck off, george
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>>26084911
I'm moslem
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look at these fucking orange gates, mental innit.
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>>26084899
Have this senpai. If you want I could post some anime lads instead.
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Had a breddy good day :D
Didn't rain whatsoever, and it was a pretty reasonable 8 degrees
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>>26084899

sort of interesting I guess
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>>26084996
Anime lads being cute and possibly lewd pls
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>>26084327
I guess it counts as the north then, I'm not northern though lad. What's Newcastle like? Heard you got the snow pretty bad t'other day
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>>26084893

Good God.

What kind of sick fuck thinks sending someone to Bolton is giving them "refuge". Fucking barbaric.

>tfw you wolf down a Snickers duo and wish you'd killed yourself instead

I hate myself.
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>>26085037
here is ur anime lad

>>26085063
I also hate myself, but snickers are great senpai, don't feel ashamed of that.
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>>26084893
>Bath and NE Somerset

LIVING THE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE 98% WHITE REPRESENT BOIIIIIIIIS
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>>26085027
love those bastarding comics, they're stupid as fuck but also make me giggle, especially this one
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>>26082859
It's time to Aero-press.
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>>26084893
>escape war-zone
>end up in Glasgow

Bet they'd rather just be sent back
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Honestly, would any one here be interested in maybe trying to start a relationship?
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Every day is the same. They all mix together. Please end this.
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>>26084705
Neuroscience. Sound smart, but no employer gives a single fuck when it doesn't have obvious applicable skills
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>>26085143
please be Hampshire.
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I fell asleep during the day and I dreamt I was on a football field and Paul Pogba was dribble the ball away from me and he went behind a column and when he came around the other side he had big tentacle arms like a Genestealer or something and I ran away then I woke up.
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>>26085155

End it over a 3/10 then friend, you're not meant for this world.
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>>26085155
she's butters
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>>26085159
Bucks, sorry.
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>>26085086

They're okay. I should've just had a banana.

>>26085155

I do not understand this meme.
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>>26085105
That one was pretty good actually.
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>>26085271
>beartato
Good lad
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>>26085249
its alight friend, i already have one Hampshire lad. cant get too greedy.
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>>26085155
More pathetic than weebs with waifus
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>>26085313
>trying to get multiple bfs

Cancer, die.
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>>26085335
What if we were all each others bfs?
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>>26085351
Not into anything other than finding a guy to love and settle down with.
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>>26085397
What about finding multiple people to love and settle down with?
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i'm currently eating some popcorn then i'm gonna have a wank. nice weather today
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Applying for the uni meme lads, need to decide on an insurance choice though. It has to be either Bedford or London

Which one is shitter?
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>>26085457
Disgusting degenerate shit
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>>26085457
You cannot devote your entire self to multiple people.
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Canada here. am I welcome ITT?
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>>26085529
fuck off, you underage shit
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>>26085322
>he doesn't have a waifu

Literally lmaoing at your life right now desu famalam
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If you're looking for the rule book, it's in the bin.
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>>26085552
Why don't you go stick a bag of timbits up your arse you eskimo cunt
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>>26085567
>implying im underage
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>>26085539
Can you devote it to one?
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>>26085579
Guilty, get a new rule book.
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>>26085593
fuck off you tea sipping bitch i'll fly down there with a LEGAL firearm and blast your ass
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>>26085567
>>26085593
Uh oh lads looks like angry anon has had a bad day at pound land. Turns out his boss accidentally locked him in the store cupboard during his lunch break!
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I have devoted my life to Jun, the lads are just extra.
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>>26085604
A lot of people have trouble even being able to do it with one person, but I'd like to find a guy who I can truly let myself relax and be myself around, as well as love and devote myself to.
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>>26085651
Your head flapping about must be giving your brain damage lad, you can get legal guns here too

And I'm not sure that even Canadian border police are retarded enough to let someone armed onto a plane
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>>26085686
>cheating on your waifu

probably just outed yourself as the least dedicated waifuposter
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>>26085710
Who is the most dedicated?
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>>26085741
No one knows, they'll all say they are the most dedicated but we can't know for sure. One thing is for sure, that faggot is the least dedicated.
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>>26085710
>>26085768

bit rude to tell others about their own relationships with their waifu.
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>>26085833
Sorry I'm sure she loves knowing you're going out and fucking guys on the side.
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What's the best way to get Mefloquine (Malaria tablets) on the NHS as a shut-in? Apparently you get them if you say you are traveling to Africa, however since I don't even have a passport and I'm claiming socialanxietybux I can't really turn around and say I'm now a going globe trotting. They're prescription-only so I can't buy them online legally.
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What should I have for din dins tonight lads? Going to order myself a nice takeaway, the rules are no Chinese or Indian, they are fucking shit where I live.
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>>26085579
hilarious post

>>26085650
another screamer of a post
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>>26085866
Why do you even want them?
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>>26085866
when I went to Indonesia I tried to get malaria tablets through the NHS and had to jump through a million hoops. Found them on superdrug online and got them delivered next day for a fraction of the price
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>>26085872
i like the lamb shish kebab wrap, its usually large and good value. now you can mix this with a meal deal or something similar. the result will be a 10 quid ish feast of fairly good quality. if your local does any quality chicken fillet burgers i would go for that, but only if they are the proper ones.
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>>26085898
Lucid dreaming. Apparently they induce extremely vivid dreams as a side effect
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>>26085950
shit nigga I want some
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>>26085945
unsure of shish kebab desu, but I may have to give it a try as it sounds quite delicious in a wrap
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>>26085945
Mate don't worry about the quality I'm from Rotherham, everything is pukka.
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>>26085975
It's just like.....a mini.....mall!
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brehs whats the basic rate in tesco extra? i only got told of my night premium and the manager was super swamped with the mass recruitment induction.

>sundays and holidays give 50% extra
>my contract is wed-sat plus one day of my choice for full time.

These fags better allow me to work on sundays, 120 quid a day arranging doritos and chicken tendies sounds like a dream.
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>>26085950
interusting

i always get lucid nightmares after taking DXM even when i took it 5 hours before sleeping so that the effect is basically over. i often dream that i open my eyes (which feels really hard proibably due to sleep paralysis) and then i see random stuff related to the dream or smtiems random.
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>>26086098
What is DXM and where do you get it from?
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>>26086245
>What is Google and how do you use it?
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>>26086245
>>26086253
t435zutui2 67z43hv7834g780z4876fgz43f
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>>26086253
I did google dextromethorphan, but everything suggests that it is a tiny part of cough medicine and you would need to chug several bottles of nigh nurse to get even a mild effect. That poster (you?) made it seem like he was taking pure "DXM"
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>>26086069
>wow
>2016
i hope thats a private server
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>>26086318


nope, just casually playing and pugging as well as making level 98 twinks with those expensive tier 6 crafting gear.

>beating the living shit out of scrubs who are too poor to afford 100k+ gold gear and properly optimized epic upgrades from bunker quests
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>>26081833

None of your waifus can fly

Stay mad lol
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>>26086302
nah, i was the poster and it is accurate mah nigga. though i prefer capsules. since, as you have correctly said, gotta chug much syroup of it it is pretty fucking nasty so pills/caps are better.

i often like to just take 6 caps for a nice first plateau buzz. this already gives me nightmares. i dont know if its coincidence but i get those nightmares long after taking it when the effect has already vanished. EVERY single time. my last nightmare while not taking dxm before it was like 3 years ago. again not sure if coincidence.

dxm is different plateaus and ppl say the real dxm trip starts at 3rd plateau, that would be >18 caps or >188ml of syrup. i havent gone beyond 2nd plat yet thou. highgest i ever done was 10 caps at once.
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>>26086361
>Paytowinshit
Why not just play an App? Would give you more time to do more fun stuff.
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>>26086399

>playing games on your phone

nigga you just went full retard.
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>>26086370
Okay, thanks. What brands would you recommend? I checked local boots and they do "Dry Cough Relief 2.5mg Lozenges", would that be good enough?
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>>26086430
And paying to win on a ded WoW isn't?
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>>26086370
Whats the best place to get DXM from in the UK, I dont want to have to drink a whole cough medicine bottle for a tiny fucking dose.
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>>26086450

WoW is still the most populated mmo by a massive margin, sorry to break it to ya.
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>>26086368
My waifu is hotter desu.
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>>26086433
just do something that has dxm/dxm hydrobromid/monohydrate and only that. you might kill yourself if its some hybrid shit that also has paracetamol for example. ALSO READ THE FUCKING EROWID DXM FAQ (google it). like 10% of the population (which is a significant part as u see) has some enzyme deficiency so their liver doesn't reduce the DXM as effectively so the DXM effect is multiple times as hard on them. you might accidentally kill yourslef if u have this so u gotta try a low dose frst. also dxm strains the cardiovascular systm/often causes irregular heartbeat and shit liek dat.

>>26086468
first plat is only 37ml to 66ml. 3rd and 4th plat are 50% chance of being unpleasant i heard.

i developed this ritual where i watch certain videos/listen certain songs exclusively while on DXM
feels good
when I watch the music video of realiti from grimes i feel the strong urge to be at those places and i feel like lovely and shit it just feels great. and this is only 1st plat. without dxm i feel jackshit while watching it

i am scared of going higher plats desu lads
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>>26086520
Why do you seem incapable of stating an over-the-counter brand name product that contains dextromethorphan? It makes me think you are either talking out of your arse or actually are using illegal pure dextromethorphan.
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>>26086563
That or he's not British so can't name any brands without outing himself as foreign scum
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>>26086563
He's the paki gym anon. Gets all his pills from his mate Rasheed under the bridge.
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>>26086368
>>26086514

could your waifu do this? thought not, plebs stay plebs.
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>>26086563
desu its none of that. and as far as i know pure DXM isnt even illegal.

>>26086604
this desu. I'm a foreignnigga. i am neither britbonng nor do i live in the UK
u better be happy that i just told u the best drug of the world though and that it's legal
thank me later
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Just got home from work. Took a couple pills and gonna smoke some weed.

NAAAAAAAH NAAAH NA NA WAIT TILL I GET MY MONEY RIGHT
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>>26086514
>>26086629

My waifu has a watermelon and yours hasn't

Checkmate
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What are those white things that come from the back of your throat from time to time that smell like fucking DEATH?

I get a couple maybe once every 3 months and my god, they smell so, so bad. Can you imagine having these in your throat constantly and people having to smell that when you talk?
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>>26086701
>>26086629
Well my waifu has a cool bf
Wish I had a watermelon
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PAKIS OUT III NOW
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>>26086752
Sounds like oral thrush. Basically you have vaginal fungus in your throat.
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>>26086770
WHAT DO WE WANT! PAKIS OUT!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT! NOW!
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>>26086368
>his waifu can't freeze time and trap him in a room of spooky torment
>his waifu doesn't have her own opening theme
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>>26086752

Tonsil stones my friend,
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>>26086798
>oral thrush
Nope. I think they're called tonsil stones. The ones I get now and again are teeny tiny things but looking on Google some poor bastards have ones the size of a knuckle!
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>>26086368
I bet your waifu can't even shred out a sexy guitar solo
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I'm too scared to sleep with women because I'm inexperienced and 21, but the more it goes on, the more the problem will be compounded. If I woman does ever come along who is attracted to me then I'm just going to say no because I'm too much of a pussy to embarrass myself.

What the fuck do I do lads?
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>>26086966
2D senpai, go 2d.
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>>26086803
FUCK OFF, GEORGE

This is our country now, you little shit
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>tfw you work your ass off because wvryone else is a lazy cunt
>decide fuck it and join the ranks by just being a lazy cunt too
>get called in the office and ask if everyrhing is okay at home.
>tell them why ive become lazy sack of shit
>well as the most skilled its your duty to make sure that wverything is done.
>tfw dole is less shit than this.
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>>26086978
I can't make the leap, no matter how hard I try

There will always be a part of my dick that wants 3DPD
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>>26086966
Hire a prostitute a few times for experience.
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>>26086980
>your country

You're probably too awkward to engage someone in conversation. nevermind help take over a country.

Filthy shitskin.
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>>26087016
You're probably too awkward to engage someone in conversation. nevermind do something about u taking over your country.

Filthy pigskin.
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>>26087008
I don't want to catch AIDS. What if someone finds out?
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>>26086980

I know you're trolling but... I raged a little.

You're dead you Paki cunt
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>>26087016
>You're probably too awkward to engage someone in conversation.
Proof that /pol/ doesn't belong here
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>>26087036
The mental capacity of a paki, everyone.
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>>26087037
No aids, they care a lot more about that than you do, nobody will find out.
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>>26087065
How much do whores cost?

I'm not sure if I can live with myself
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>>26086980
>posting my name in /britfeel/

making me paranoid lad
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>>26087016
But aslam and Muhammad are part of their local rape gang. He doesnt have to talk.
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>>26087037
Amsterdam mate. I lost my virginity to a prostitute and have fucked over TWO "real" women since then.
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/pol/ shitting up another thread

is someone linking them here?
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>>26081833
whyfoo posted
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>>26086966
i'm 21, virgin by choice. im sure any girl would honestly be happy if you just said you were a virgin. its not a negative experience for them mentally to help a guy out like that i guess.
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>>26087109
THERE HE IS! THE MADMAN AND HIS LISA SIMPSON LOVER
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>>26084893
>Northumberland
no refugees up here lads, just loads of asians and sikhs
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>>26087077
What city do you live in? Roughly 80-100 pounds for an hour, which is more than enough time.

And why do you care, people have used prostitutes for thousands of years, its not really a new or unusual thing.
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>>26087119
I hadn't even considered that. Why would they waste their time having sex with someone who can't pleasure them? Seems completely pointless
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How's it go when you get with a whore? Do you walk in and make conversation, roleplay and shit or do you just tell her to get on the bed straight away?
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>>26087109
>Alphys
you could get a girl like her in real life tho
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>>26087149
Near Bristol. Yeah, but it's not exactly social norm. Guarantee if I told people randomly about having sex with a girlfriend then they wouldn't care, but if I you told them about your sexual exploits with a whore they'd tell you to fuck off. Whores and their customers still seem relatively ostracised
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>>26087150
girls can get good sex any time regardless, they cannot always get a genuine aspie virgin all to themselves.

>>26087178
i assume they act like normal people, so i have no idea.
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>>26087178
You show her your pepe folder. If she deems it acceptable, the sex will start.
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>>26087198
>they act like normal people
FUCKING NORMIES
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>post something funny as fuck on instagram
>only have 300 followers
>get around 10 likes
>some guy likes my post
>mfw he posts it on his own page and gets TONS of likes and comments
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How do you rate the countries in the Union bots?

>England
>N. Ireland
>Scotland
>Wales
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Getting circumcised tomorrow because phimosis, anybody else had it done?
Pretty pleased about the timing too because my girlfriend is visiting about that time it'll be healed.
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>>26087241
>my girlfriend is visiting
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>>26087241
Did you try stretching first?
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>>26087135
Stop mate pls.

>>26087184
Alphys existed in real life?
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>Finish WIXOSS
>Decide to check the S1 specials included in the download
Damn, Yuzu is lewd.
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>>26087196
Sure, but nobody is going to find out unless you tell them so again, why does it matter?

Just google 'escorts [city]' and look at the women and prices
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>>26087241
How bad is it? I had it bad when i was around 15. Couldn't even see the head.

Stretched it for a few months and now it's totally fine.

Honestly DO NOT get circumcised if it can be helped.
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>>26087241
Don't do that, call it off.
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>>26087178
Poleaboo wants to give you a heads up on the fact a lot of women won't fuck Blacks/Pakis but are too fucking lazy to advertise it.
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>>26087259
Yeah, had it for about two years.
I managed to stretch a decent bit and actually retract it fully but it was still really tight.
Now it's about 4mm across and I can't do anything about it.

>>26087285
Bad enough that this is the only option as far as I can tell, I've tried various things too, including putting increasingly large things in it and keeping them there throughout the day, removing to clean and pee.
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>>26087317
Good job I'm not any kind of nigger then isn't it.

The reason they don't want to fuck niggers and sand niggers is because 1. They don't want to be raped 2. They don't want to be robbed and 3. Pakis are always smelly and greasy
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>>26087241
good goy

stretching doesnt exist

you know you're a jew deep down.

oy vey why didnt you become jew sooner!
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>>26087334
>>26087285

How do you stretch? I need to start but keep putting it off
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Just got a request from an 8/10 pale goddess who I've never spoken to, but we've eyed each other up a few times
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>>26087262

Fat nerds do.

They probably aren't dinosaurs too though.
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>>26087370
Find something cylindrical that fits and put that in.
Then increase sizes.
Just like stretching your ears.
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>>26087345
>sand niggers

No Rasheed, we call you pakis.
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>>26087399
No Alphys no go.
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>>26087370
I just stretched it wherever and whenever I could. In the bath is best but I didn't care where I was.

Once you've got it back a bit put one finger inside each end of your foreskin and pull outwards. This hurts but it fucking works.
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>>26087416
Sounds irritating but workable

>>26087430
Sounds downright dangerous

I've heard mention of steroid cream too, what's that used for?
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Need a gf who can dance like the girls in Justin Bieber's 'Sorry' music video

Bet they're INSANE in bed.
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>>26087386

Post a better picture of her.
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Please come back to me. I can't go on like this.
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>>26087451
How is it dangerous? it's just elastic skin. Obviously don't do it so hard that you break the skin (you would have to pull REALLY hard) and you will be fine.

Honestly, stretching by hand is the only way. Can't believe people are telling you to leave shit in your foreskin...
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>>26087451
Yeah it was a little awkward but if you used silicone based jewellery like I did, it's fine.
I had a bunch from stretching my ears (which I regret).
Phimocure make these things specifically for what I suggested but I didn't order any because I'm po'
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>>26087497
nice sample noise machine lmao
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>>26087494
Make her want you back mate. Fix yourself and be someone worth dating.
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Got to finish my coursework tomorrow or I'm getting kicked out of college, lads

I've got to make a step by step guide on how to use some software, I've got to analyse 3 songs and do a test. I'm gonna go in at 9 tomorrow so I have till 4pm, which is a steady 7 hours to finish everything

It will probably take longer than it sounds, I'm fucked aren't I?

If they try and kick me out I'll claim I have crippling depression and threaten to kill myself so it's all good
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>>26087507
Are you saying I can stretch my dick with ear spacers?
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>>26087534
>If they try and kick me out I'll claim I have crippling depression and threaten to kill myself so it's all good
Worked well for poleaboo
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>>26081710

Britbongs explain yourself, why did your country falsely imprison this innocent man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo
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>>26087554
Yeah, it worked for me at least for a while.
I just got lax and left too much time between putting it back in so after stretching it about 10mm it sort of hovered there and shrank back.
Just be persistent and don't go up too fast and you'll be fine.
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Stopped looking for a job so I can get my teeth fixed for free on the dole
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Yaaay, /britfeel/

Peace, peace

Yaaay

Peace, peace

https://youtu.be/H8XWRxN8ZsQ
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>>26087603
Do you have to keep stretching it 5eva or will it stay stretched at the desired amount permanently?
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>>26087603
Stop telling people to put shit in their foreskin ya fucking weirdo.

All they need to do is stretch it twice a day in the bath. Mine was BAD and within 5 months of stretching I had a totally normal foreskin.

That is unless you're bitches who're scared of a little pain for major benefits.
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Who /MANCHESTER/ here?

Was walking out of Oxford road and some fucking homeless guy jumped out in front of me and shat me up then tried making conversation with me, and he looked like a ket head

Why are there so many fucking homeless in this shithole?
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>>26087624
Damn, she's got a much lower voice than I was expecting.
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>>26087629
Well like i said, it worked for me as long as I kept it up, but I only kept it up a few months.
In the end I just thought fuck it, went to the doctors and he referred me.

>>26087648
Stretching with the jewellery didn't hurt.
Your way is fine too but I guess people might be a little worried about hurting their dick.
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>>26087599
It was a conspiracy by the Islamic Republic of Manchester Caliphate to blame the failings of their NHS services on someone else
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>>26087619
>few years ago
>went to private dentist
>tell him I want the job lot done (fillings, root canal and couple extracted
>quoted me 2500 bong!
>went to NHS dentist
>still had to pay
>ended up paying <200 bong for the lot
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>>26085105
Wonder who gave Kong a circumcision.
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>>26087269
>Tfw no-one wants to talk about card autism
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>>26087649
>shat me up
Did he shit on you there and then or did he have one he made earlier?
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>>26087494
Pwease come back to me. I've been begging 5 times a day on an anonymous message board for months to get you back. Can't you see i am a rational, stable human being who is not the least bit pathetic.

I can show you the World (of warcraft) with my autismbux.
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>>26087698
The Jews. It's always the Jews.

somehow that wasn't original
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any lads here watching Question Time tonight?

Panel looks pretty shit but at least there'll probably be some good questions
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>>26087715
Fuck off Normie who doesn't live in the same place as me and thus doesn't get some of my sayings
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>>26087698
The nose knows lad

>Oy vey, dhink ov all duh face cream dis'll mek
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>>26087745
>somehow that wasn't original
Because it's ALWAYS the Jews
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>>26087696
Dentistry is only free if you're on the dole or some sort of benefits mate
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Poleaboo is going down to watch Eastenders
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>>26087792
>chim cham fliddly dam, bing billy wally whop
god i love speaking british
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>>26087831

>not watching Top Gear on BBC 3

Standard 7pm viewing.
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>>26087839
Lad I think you might need to gretchin another hamdinger, save that kind of language for when the queen's popped over for tea and felching
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>>26087839
>making fun of the language that yours wouldn't exist without

>chip chip cheerio
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>>26087791
Who's on/venue?
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>>26087908
DONT SPEAK FRENCH SORRY MATE, WOTS THAT?
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>>26087908
Stamford, England
Jess Phillips, Angus Robertson, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, Patrick McLoughlin, Moray MacLennan
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>>26087241

Did the same. Ask anything if you want.

Didn't notice anything more than minor discomfort for a week or so after. Just kept the bandages on for the time they told me (bit scared to look too) and everything was fine.

Thought I'd have problems getting a hardon while it was still healing but it literally never entered my mind.
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Bought tomb raider 2, upperclasmen.

It's okay. Much better than the first.

Good stealth sections.
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>>26087981
How'd your girlfriend take it lad?
I've heard you need to lube up with no hood.
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I really fucking hate pakis.

I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, child-raping, smelly last one of you. From right here in Bradford right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.

Fuck Islam. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of a sky daddy and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some women and children to rape.

Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think drugging girls under 16 and sexually abusing them in alley ways and kebab shops to the stinking immigrants in Cologne grabbing at women disgusted at the sight of a Muslim.

Fuck you all, from the crazy, over dressed ninja letterbox nicabis that judge a woman's character by the hair she has on view or her unwillingness to submit to stinky muslim men.

Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling British streets with shit drivers, god awful takeaways and bangra blasting out of your shitty Toyota's factory stereo". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it.

Fuck your paedophile messenger Mohammed. Fuck your halal. Fuck your in breeding. Fuck your sharia. Fuck your morning prayers. Fuck selling whatever cheap tacky shite it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of liberals. Fuck Bollywood movies. Fuck your fucking abuse of children. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your children. Fuck your lack of common sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
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>>26087978
>Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
Insallah, I love it.
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>>26087981
This is the kind of reply I was hoping for.
Thanks anon!
I'm going to ask for regional or local anaesthesia because I'm a bit scared of being unconscious, plus I kind of want to watch because surgery is pretty fascinating.
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>>26088054
I share the sentiment but I must warn you, I had an application to GCHQ declined because of the stuff I'd posted on 4chan. They went so far as to read my posts out when I pushed them on the issue - I thought they were bluffing.
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>>26088054

Nice new copy pasta, friendo :^)
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There is a general consensus that its shared through a number of schools of thought that "Karenposting" represents a near perfect harmony between intelligent animation and UKIP political thought.
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>>26088042

If she's not desert dry you don't need anything extra. Bit of spit is more than enough.

Got it done 2 years before my first shag tho so dunno about sensitivity issues and healing.
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>>26087791
>go back to germany u anglo saxon

Clearly this person has no idea how the Anglo-Saxons came to England or what impact they had.

But what should I expect from twitter posting muslim nignog?

Also, I would gladly go to Germany if it weren't for all the muzzies shitting up that place too.
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>>26088118
Karen should be kept away from 3D things like politics as much as possible. She's too pure for /pol/ and pakis.
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>>26088098
Why would they invite you there to decline you?
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>>26088075

They gave me general, dunno why but I never questioned it. Was glad to be out, my skin was so tight I couldn't clean at all, must have been an insane amount of smegma in there...

They also made sure I had someone to pick me up so I could get home in the minimum of fuss and not damage the stiches with excessive walking. Completely forgot how long I was pretty immobile for, couple of days maybe.
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>>26087792
Isn't shat me up countrywide?

I'm near Manc, so I hear it all the time
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>>26088159
>>26088042
I feel bad for you lads.

It amazes me that Americans have to have this done by law. Literally mutilating their dicks and making their entire lives worse for no reason at all. At least if you are Jewish you think you're doing it because it will make Yahweh love you, but Americans do it for literally no pay off.
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>>26088075
>not only having, but also wanting to watch unnecessary surgery of your penis
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>>26088098
Thats fucking hilarious, now I want to apply to GCHQ
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>>26088210
Developed vetting, otherwise I had the job. They told me over the phone, I probably would have been arrested in person.
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would like to gaypost privately with someone tbqh
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>people getting circumcision

Can guaran-fucking-tee my skin was tighter than yours.

6 months of stretching (I was lazy. Could have halved that if I stretched 3x a day). Job done. Would have taken me longer just to get booked in for the surgery
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>>26087827
Jew world order
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>>26088268
How about not privately?
desu I just want to post these pictures, I think they r cool
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The alphys poster is literally the funniest thing in /britfeel/ these days and he's not even trying, that's how shit these threads have got.

Alphys needs to be in op desu
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>>26088098
I tried to work for GCHQ before all the scandals and they rejected me and never said why, now I realise they probably saw all that porn
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>>26088305
nobody cares about your gimmick
>>>/co/homestuck
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>>26088301
big fan of his work, looked at those only a few days ago.

>>26088268
what the other guy said, you can talk about dancing on ice all you want here.
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>>26088098
>mfw this makes me want to apply just so that I can have the fun of hearing someone read out my pro-hitler posts.
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>>26088230
I still manage to clean it semi efficiently, I fill the skin up whilst in the bath and then move it around a few times until the water comes as the colour it went in.
I'll be having a bath shortly too to make sure I'm clean as fuck for tomorrow.
And my step dad is driving me there and picking me up so I'm fairly well prepared.

>>26088243
I'm just curious, I've seen youtube videos of countless surgeries but nothing in person.
As for it being unnecessary, I'm not too bothered about that either, worst thing that could happen is I lose some of the sensitivity. I'm sure my girlfriend will enjoy me being able to last longer.
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When people say that can't pull their foreskin back, how do you wank? Also, what age are you meant to be able to pull it back? Because I couldn't pull mine back until I started wanking when I was about 11 then after wanking a bit I could pull it back.
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>>26088331
i dont want too

im shy and new to this and would prefer to do it privately

infact i'd love to~
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how do i learn social skills guys? no good bothering my /fit/ness drive when i am utterly socially fucked. i need serious help, i'm 30 for fuck sake
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>go to McDonald's
>totally empty
>sit down
>paki family comes in
>sits right fucking next to me

why
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>>26088326
The fuck are you on about you fucking melt
Alphys isn't my gimmick, I just find it funny he wants wifey it
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>>26088352
Just wank without pulling the skin back.
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>>26088341
>I'm sure my girlfriend will enjoy me being able to last longer.

>I'm going to have my dick mutilated b-but it's OK because women will like it

Literally 100% cuck
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>>26088356
Online rolepalying with no chance of meeting in real life seems pretty pointless desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8RNbzscfXQ

anyone else feel nauseous watching this? I'm not talking about the content, just the way it's edited together with no gaps, it's like I'm constantly about to fall over, a constant stream of information and my brain has no time to digest it
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>>26088404
i'd be up for meeting up irl too~
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>>26088379
Poleaboo feels you should shut your fucking mouth and listen to what he has to say
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>>26088379
well I don't, so stop it
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>>26088407
Jesus fucking christ

I've never seen so many jump cuts before. I'd dislike it, but that actually helps the video.
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>>26088239

Americans choose it for cultural reasons, not by law. It's less and less popular. Almost as if they realised that the unconsenting mutilation of kids was shameful.

>>26088295

Yeah, no.

6 months of stretching and steroid cream here. No results. Literally no other option.

Really happy with the result. No discomfort at all, penis much bigger flaccid and no scarring or discolouration. Didn't have sex before it (for obvious reasons) but it's still amazing and I'm already sensitive to a fault now (have to actually work to not finish early).

Really don't get the 'you're missing out' meme.
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>>26088356
>>26088415
you know you can gaypost all you want with me lad.
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>>26088401
I'm having it circumcised because stretching didn't work, fuck me for at least trying to find something positive in it right?
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>>26088251
Fuck you GCHQ.

But its nice to know someone reads my posts.
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>>26088431
> Literally no other option.

Preputioplasty

You urologist is a fucking joke. Wouldn't trust them to even give a circumcision.
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Poleaboo thought Beasts of No Nation was pretty good
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>>26088439
Gay desu lad
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>>26088439
n-not on here i cant :(

im too new and dont want to embarrass myself infront my /britfeel/ friends
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>>26088407
Why was he married to a woman? He's obviously gay...?
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>>26088479
She is a lesbian it was a beard marriage
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>>26088407

Wow.

Whenever the fuck I feel like shit, this shit always overrides that feeling a million fold. I know cuck is a huge meme nowadays, but that guy is the epitome of that word.

I'm almost stunned someone has such low self-esteem as that fucking guy. Holy shit. I can't even make fun of him; it's just a blank reaction culminating into confused pity. That's all I feel.
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>>26088467
locon does some great stuff. good stories in his work as well.
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Should probably wait 3 months before phishing again

I'm not particularly focused on her right now, so it should be easy enough to resist temptation

RATs are surely the way to go but I haven't tried phishing emails for some of the targets yet, might do that 1 month from now
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>>26088477
Where the fuck are you all gay roleplaying anime avatarfags coming from? Why here? Explain this shit.
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>>26088439
d-do you have a skype or anything?
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>>26088500
I'm not really familiar with him, art is pretty nice though.
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>>26088098
baloney

they wouldn't tell you why they rejected you

they're too scared of people suing them for discrimination
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>>26088532
This desu I don't get why this thread is now 50% fay anime roleplayers. What does that have to do with British NEET culture? It seems like it'd be more at home on /a/ or a similar board.
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>>26088532
They're all 17-22, extremely lonely and been on 4chan for 2-3 years at most.
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>>26088587
>tfw 24 and been on here for like 8 years
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>>26088587
Jokes on you I'm 23 and I've been here for fucking ever
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>>26088529
Pack it in lad, you're fucking shit at phishing and haven't achieved anything with the months wasted doing this hogwash.
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>>26088606
>mfw 28 and been on here for 16 years
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>>26088606
>>26088618
Yet still on the gay anime girl-roleplay phase? Unlikely desu.
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>>26088587
I'm 23 and only recently turnt bicurious

been on here since i was 14
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>>26088648
I don't pretend to be a girl, I just want a bf
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>>26088532
that's very mean, why would you want to hurt someone feeling like that.

>>26088556
creates some good personalties, and yes great feminine penis.
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>>26088652
It's called being nerd-bi
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>>26088648
I've been here 5 years. Never want to leave the gay anime girl-roleplay phase desu
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>>26088640

>tfw 56 years old and have been on 4chan for 32 years
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>>26088558
I'd like to see that court case, on Judge Rinder perhaps.
>So... in your posts on "Four Chan" you said "pakis are a plague and must be eradicated deus vult"
>Aaaand you are claiming you are being unfairly discriminated against? Mm, ok.
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>>26088664
what's that?

oc
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>>26088661
This, I don't pretend to be a girl, I like cute anime shit but I want a bf.
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>>26088628
First off, I've been at it less than 2 months

>got a Facebook password in my first attempt
But an amateur as fuck error fucked me over

>got a gmail password
Lack of additional info stumped me

>got the same girls alt email info and used it to get her main email and Facebook
Fucked it up with poor timing

Live and learn and I've learned so much
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>>26088576
They have /lgbt/, steam and /trash/. They only post here now because tilde opened the floodgates.

>>26088663
Not intentionally mean, it just blows my mind, why? How can you do it seriously? Why here?
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>>26088375
what did you get to eat?
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>>26088672
>mfw I'm an ancient alien and have been on 4chan since the Neolithic age
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>>26088686
It's where you are so starved for female attention, and your self-esteem is so low that you delude yourself into thinking you're bi because you find it easier to relate to guys than you do to girls. You're also most likely into cute 2D boys (who look more or less like girls tbfh) and think that also translated into 3D boys (it doesn't)

The furry world is crammed full of these people.
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>>26088700

How are you directing them to the phishing pages though? Sending them e-mails from a spoofed address?
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>>26088301
>>26088467
>>26088556
Why does that animay girl look so angry? Did she not want images of her titties in public?
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>>26088661
>>26088671
Then you should keep your way of coping with loneliness to Steam/Skype. Anime girls are for cute reaction images, not pretending the uggo you're type-stuttering with looks like.
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>>26088708
>They only post here now because tilde opened the floodgates.

I thought so. Looks like he's invited all his mates over. Kind of shitty of him desu after we let him be a complete bellend but people were still nice to him rather than chasing him out then he goes ahead and migrates his whole family over.
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>>26088738
ive never watched an anime in my life

and have had sex with women, i also experimented with a boy when i was younger but blocked the memory out till recently

maybe for other people you're right though
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>>26088576
I agree with you, Ill try to cut it down in future mate.
>>26088748
I dunno but in one of them shes been covered in bird poop, that would make me pretty mad.
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>>26088295
I keep telling them but they don't listen.

These pussies saying it doesn't work aren't stretching hard enough.
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>>26088708
>>26088778
i have tilde on steam he seems pretty nice.

and i'm not really sure what people are complaining about desu, the only thing people post about a lot is wanting to be steam/skype friends or see if anyone local would meet up.
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>>26088745
That's exactly what I'm doing

The two techniques I use are fear/urgency (your account has been deactivated) and social engineering (friend wants to add you)

I can be more convincing with names etc but then I'll tip my hand and reveal my identity
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Why does my dad always make weird noises? Like when he walks up the stairs and stuff he always goes like 'RAAAAA' and 'GRRRR' he sounds like a bear.
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>>26088797
I saw someone suggesting some stupid technique like "put something cylinder shaped in your foreskin"

No fucking wonder it didn't stretch. You're supposed to insert fingers and pull outwards as far as you can without it hurting.
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>>26088815
>see if anyone local would meet up.

>Meeting people IRL
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>>26088815
Tilde is actually pretty decent. Hes a good lad.
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>>26088815
>and i'm not really sure what people are complaining about desu

It's just that the threads have become over saturated with it, to the point it no longer feels like britfeel on r9k but more like a thread on the /lgbt/ or /a/ board
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>>26088815
I like anime but I'm tired of seeing faggots posting girls and roleplaying. This is exactly what steam/skype is for.
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>>26088869
Poleaboo thinks suck/blow requests would fit in well here
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>People unironically bullying Tilde
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>>26088865
lmao no you're not you fat cunt
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>>26088847
well i did it and it was great.

>>26088869
i just wanted to be friends with people, it doesn't matter that some were gay.

>>26088875
i don't see this honestly.
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>>26088826
cos he's an old faggot and I bet he's tired from working hard as a street sweeper all day unlike you
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>>26088902
You're going to make the other Hampshire boy very jealous
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>>26088902
>I don't see this

Are you blind?
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>>26088919
Fair enough. He's a builder though not a street sweeper.
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>>26088902
>i don't see this honestly.
Stop playing dumb. You all post homoerotic shit with anime since it's actually appealing if you imagine the other poster isn't revolting and 3D
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>>26088902
What did you guys do when you met up? I wanna meet you. I'm one of the Southampton dudes c:
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>tfw I didn't workout today because I was so fucking drained from work

Now I feel like a piece of shit, fuck sake lads.
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>>26088931
I'm friends with Tilde too desu
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Poleaboo thinks tilde is good for britfeel and feels that those who dislike him are a source of hostility and are unwanted here
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>>26088938
Fair enough

cos he's an old faggot and I bet he's tired from working hard making tea all day unlike you
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>>26088966
Just fooled around.
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>>26089001
Well gimme a way of contacting you then dummy
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>>26088991
Poleaboo quietly liked/didn't mind Tilde but hates his white knights
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>>26088966
This guy >>26089001 isn't me

We did "play" though
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>>26088967
What are you trying to work out lad? I can google it for you if you don't have the strength
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>>26088931
no we are bff tight as fuck.
>>26088932
i think you are complaining about nothing.
>>26088966
he gave me some money and i gave him what he wanted.
>>26088980
sup lad.
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