Where the fuck has the fucking week gone edition
More like where the fuck has the day gone.
I swear I blink and it's the afternoon.
>watching some show i recorded about 'internet trolling'
I think i've been on the internet too long to understand all of this. Why do people get so upset about shit on the internet? Why do normies have to ruin everything with feelings?
What are you getting assessed? Is it autism/depression that you have to prove, or tangible health problems?
Sup bois, who watched the new Sunny last night? Not feeling this series if I'm honest. It's got a lot of moments that make me laugh but that's mostly just to callbacks and runners. Dunno how I feel 2bh.
>Raised by family with strong banter
>Fights with brothers all the time
>Dad hit me, but not in some abuse way it was just a standard punishment
>Go to primary school
>Solve conflicts with good-natured violence
>Somehow this is bad
>Other kids can't handle the banter
>Neither can teachers
>I'm punished for dealing with problems in a different way to them
This is basically what it's like spending all your time shitposting on 4chan then being released into normie social media. A standard post in a thread here would be considered abusive trolling on twitter for example
I request that you post your waifus
NHS mental health unit. I'll probably be sectioned if I don't abide by their ruling, but it is very hard to do so when they're so insistent.
I've never been on a ward before, maybe it will be fun.
Haven't seen last night's, but series so far is disappointing. Chardee Macdennis 2 had me laughing a fair bit but it did rely on references to a classic episode. Frank falls out the window was literally just le epic references, a complete meme episode. The skiing one was shit too, except for the party guy they gradually realise is just a pervert, he was a good side character.
He had nothing to do with /britfeel/ though, we never discuss him.
I will try to make it clear. I do not want to hurt myself, that is silly. I was deemed a threat to my family due to some incidents. and this is not edgy ego stroking. I just don't work well with other people. They think I may have antisocial/schizoid personality disorder coupled with schizoaffective traits.
>tfw no manly-face ginger gf
I'm alive lads. Had a fucking dreadful night sweating and shaking for hours, I thought it might be the flu but I feel alright now, didn't get out of bed until 1.
well if i have to.
any Hampshire about?
Glad to hear you're on the up anon
Doesn't that only affect women? As much as I'd like to be an animay girl I think I'm safe from it.
You just reminded me, I need to watch Yuri Yuri S3. Sakurako and TOSHINO KYOUKOOOOO are best
i really liked series 3 for Ayano and Sakurako, i think they both really shone through this time.
its sad how happy that show made me.
Listening to some music trying to think of something I should do desu
Remember my fellow robots, bware da baby trap.
Seconded. The whole sakurako dream sequence was the highlight of the season for me.
pic related was a really nice bit as well
the whole Rise thing reminded me on the old snowman thing that's on at Christmas. but yeh that was nice.
too adult for you, little girl?
I fucking hate that annoying piece of shit memeball. Every time you watch a weather report they talk about it like it's the best thing in the world, fucking conspiracy if you ask me. I am sick of the entire media's pro-sun agenda.
>Be me last night
>In my dream I am looking for a girl
>Go to where she always was
>There is nothing there
>See my brother
>Ask him where she is, but I can't remember her name
>He takes me to her
>She asks me why I searched for her instead of just forgetting her
>"Because I can't forget you, I love you too much"
>Then I was legitimately happy. I was the happiest I've ever been in my entire life, I was content
>Then my alarm went off, and I woke up at 05:00 for work
Nothing like a great big dose of depression to start off the day
>tfw not a russian oligarch buying Putin a yacht as a gift
Doesn't really matter. My advice would be to just get really stuck into the DVD's, or apps as it probably is nowadays. Going back a few years to when I had my theory, but a lot of the questions on the test were identical to ones I'd done on the DVDs.
>The postage quote is 35.58 quid and that is with insurance cover for 1000 quid. The insurance charge was only 1 quid! Your parcel will be sent royal mail special delivery.
>Because we don't handle clients funds XXXX has kindly offered to use her account to pay the funds in to and we can pay the postage from there and get your parcel sent to you. Please confirm whether this is ok and when you have done the transfer so that we can arrange to have your parcel sent to you.
Poleaboo is learning to drive too, passed his theory a week ago, just do the official DVD
Normies already have a good idea of how to drive, or do lessons at the same time, they just pass the theory first, they don't dedicate all their effort to it
Guys i a robot stoner and i have no friends to go on a lads holiday to dam to get high af and possibly fuck dutch sluts or even stoop downn to paying a prosty for a quick blowie.
Shall i go solo?
Interview went well. They were gagging to hire machinists. I think im in with a shout.
Just for you, shoutanon.
Does anyone else want tilde to hit them?
I just want him to take out all his frustrations on me desu
Need advice lads, it's about a girl. I'm in sixth form college right now. She's pretty shy in general. Btw I'm a quiet khhv.
>last week she asked me if I wanted to go for coffee with her
> asks me if I want to go for a walk with her when I see her (once/twice a week)
>90% of the time it's her asking if I want to go for a walk
>walks/coffee go really well, both laugh a lot, no awkward silences etc. She looks into my eyes a lot too kinda staring
>catch her looking at me if we're in the same room (she doesn't smile when I notice though, just looks away)
>a few times she's asked me questions I know she knows the answer to (she's really smart) for some reason
>because of my shittiness at conversation sometimes there are awkward silences and she'll say she 'needs to go'
>our conversations are purely platonic, and mostly about college related stuff
Should I ask her out or am I clutching at straws here? I like her a lot.
Me senpai, that story about the parents wearing pyjamas to take their kids to school has now reached fucking worldwide news
That's my town's claim to fame, a bunch of fat slags who wont get dressed on a morning
I had a very similar experience, really really liked her and she eventually asked for my phone number and then added each other on snapchat. However, nothing ever came of it and we stopped talking because I am autistic
It seems it was not off in seconds as the BBC said.
I did lessons for about 3 months, did theory once I actually had an idea about what goes on on the road, and then did more driving lessons before my practical. No point in doing theory before lessons.
how does it take 4 minutes to shut off a video? 4 minutes is a fucking long time if you count it out. Why can't they have ripped the projector cables out or just fucking turned the PC off...?
dude it's a real pretty place but it's full of chavs and hard people
I once came into town from college and had bought a subway. I fed some chicken tikka to some birds and some tramp told me off and called me an idiot. I felt so awkward trying to listen to some guy busk.
>tfw no hot coffee in a can
In theory it actually sounds rather disgusting, do they even have them in the UK?
I'd like to be the bottom myself, I want to help him by letting him spank me desu lad
Ended up collapsing this morning and must have passed out. Only woke up about 15 minutes ago~
Graduated 2 years ago. Still no job. Fully given up at this point and I only apply to jobs to keep up appearances for DWP. Got to go to a fucking 9am "apprenticeship screening" tomorrow so I can't even drink tonight.
Just back from my first day wage slaving in 6 months, you may remember my post from yesterday, you may not, either way, it was nice to do something again, the NEET life had become monotonous and it feels good to earn a wage again
I'm about to have a well deserved beer
Hope you're eating something friend
look at these fucking orange gates, mental innit.
Have this senpai. If you want I could post some anime lads instead.
What kind of sick fuck thinks sending someone to Bolton is giving them "refuge". Fucking barbaric.
>tfw you wolf down a Snickers duo and wish you'd killed yourself instead
I hate myself.
here is ur anime lad
I also hate myself, but snickers are great senpai, don't feel ashamed of that.
love those bastarding comics, they're stupid as fuck but also make me giggle, especially this one
Every day is the same. They all mix together. Please end this.
I fell asleep during the day and I dreamt I was on a football field and Paul Pogba was dribble the ball away from me and he went behind a column and when he came around the other side he had big tentacle arms like a Genestealer or something and I ran away then I woke up.
That one was pretty good actually.
I have devoted my life to Jun, the lads are just extra.
A lot of people have trouble even being able to do it with one person, but I'd like to find a guy who I can truly let myself relax and be myself around, as well as love and devote myself to.
Your head flapping about must be giving your brain damage lad, you can get legal guns here too
And I'm not sure that even Canadian border police are retarded enough to let someone armed onto a plane
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bit rude to tell others about their own relationships with their waifu.
What's the best way to get Mefloquine (Malaria tablets) on the NHS as a shut-in? Apparently you get them if you say you are traveling to Africa, however since I don't even have a passport and I'm claiming socialanxietybux I can't really turn around and say I'm now a going globe trotting. They're prescription-only so I can't buy them online legally.
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bored as fuck lads
when I went to Indonesia I tried to get malaria tablets through the NHS and had to jump through a million hoops. Found them on superdrug online and got them delivered next day for a fraction of the price
i like the lamb shish kebab wrap, its usually large and good value. now you can mix this with a meal deal or something similar. the result will be a 10 quid ish feast of fairly good quality. if your local does any quality chicken fillet burgers i would go for that, but only if they are the proper ones.
brehs whats the basic rate in tesco extra? i only got told of my night premium and the manager was super swamped with the mass recruitment induction.
>sundays and holidays give 50% extra
>my contract is wed-sat plus one day of my choice for full time.
These fags better allow me to work on sundays, 120 quid a day arranging doritos and chicken tendies sounds like a dream.
i always get lucid nightmares after taking DXM even when i took it 5 hours before sleeping so that the effect is basically over. i often dream that i open my eyes (which feels really hard proibably due to sleep paralysis) and then i see random stuff related to the dream or smtiems random.
I did google dextromethorphan, but everything suggests that it is a tiny part of cough medicine and you would need to chug several bottles of nigh nurse to get even a mild effect. That poster (you?) made it seem like he was taking pure "DXM"
nope, just casually playing and pugging as well as making level 98 twinks with those expensive tier 6 crafting gear.
>beating the living shit out of scrubs who are too poor to afford 100k+ gold gear and properly optimized epic upgrades from bunker quests
nah, i was the poster and it is accurate mah nigga. though i prefer capsules. since, as you have correctly said, gotta chug much syroup of it it is pretty fucking nasty so pills/caps are better.
i often like to just take 6 caps for a nice first plateau buzz. this already gives me nightmares. i dont know if its coincidence but i get those nightmares long after taking it when the effect has already vanished. EVERY single time. my last nightmare while not taking dxm before it was like 3 years ago. again not sure if coincidence.
dxm is different plateaus and ppl say the real dxm trip starts at 3rd plateau, that would be >18 caps or >188ml of syrup. i havent gone beyond 2nd plat yet thou. highgest i ever done was 10 caps at once.
just do something that has dxm/dxm hydrobromid/monohydrate and only that. you might kill yourself if its some hybrid shit that also has paracetamol for example. ALSO READ THE FUCKING EROWID DXM FAQ (google it). like 10% of the population (which is a significant part as u see) has some enzyme deficiency so their liver doesn't reduce the DXM as effectively so the DXM effect is multiple times as hard on them. you might accidentally kill yourslef if u have this so u gotta try a low dose frst. also dxm strains the cardiovascular systm/often causes irregular heartbeat and shit liek dat.
first plat is only 37ml to 66ml. 3rd and 4th plat are 50% chance of being unpleasant i heard.
i developed this ritual where i watch certain videos/listen certain songs exclusively while on DXM
when I watch the music video of realiti from grimes i feel the strong urge to be at those places and i feel like lovely and shit it just feels great. and this is only 1st plat. without dxm i feel jackshit while watching it
i am scared of going higher plats desu lads
Why do you seem incapable of stating an over-the-counter brand name product that contains dextromethorphan? It makes me think you are either talking out of your arse or actually are using illegal pure dextromethorphan.
could your waifu do this? thought not, plebs stay plebs.
desu its none of that. and as far as i know pure DXM isnt even illegal.
this desu. I'm a foreignnigga. i am neither britbonng nor do i live in the UK
u better be happy that i just told u the best drug of the world though and that it's legal
thank me later
Just got home from work. Took a couple pills and gonna smoke some weed.
NAAAAAAAH NAAAH NA NA WAIT TILL I GET MY MONEY RIGHT
My waifu has a watermelon and yours hasn't
What are those white things that come from the back of your throat from time to time that smell like fucking DEATH?
I get a couple maybe once every 3 months and my god, they smell so, so bad. Can you imagine having these in your throat constantly and people having to smell that when you talk?
Well my waifu has a cool bf
Wish I had a watermelon
Nymph a shit
WHAT DO WE WANT! PAKIS OUT!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT! NOW!
>his waifu can't freeze time and trap him in a room of spooky torment
>his waifu doesn't have her own opening theme
Nope. I think they're called tonsil stones. The ones I get now and again are teeny tiny things but looking on Google some poor bastards have ones the size of a knuckle!
I bet your waifu can't even shred out a sexy guitar solo
I'm too scared to sleep with women because I'm inexperienced and 21, but the more it goes on, the more the problem will be compounded. If I woman does ever come along who is attracted to me then I'm just going to say no because I'm too much of a pussy to embarrass myself.
What the fuck do I do lads?
FUCK OFF, GEORGE
This is our country now, you little shit
>tfw you work your ass off because wvryone else is a lazy cunt
>decide fuck it and join the ranks by just being a lazy cunt too
>get called in the office and ask if everyrhing is okay at home.
>tell them why ive become lazy sack of shit
>well as the most skilled its your duty to make sure that wverything is done.
>tfw dole is less shit than this.
i'm 21, virgin by choice. im sure any girl would honestly be happy if you just said you were a virgin. its not a negative experience for them mentally to help a guy out like that i guess.
THERE HE IS! THE MADMAN AND HIS LISA SIMPSON LOVER
What city do you live in? Roughly 80-100 pounds for an hour, which is more than enough time.
And why do you care, people have used prostitutes for thousands of years, its not really a new or unusual thing.
Near Bristol. Yeah, but it's not exactly social norm. Guarantee if I told people randomly about having sex with a girlfriend then they wouldn't care, but if I you told them about your sexual exploits with a whore they'd tell you to fuck off. Whores and their customers still seem relatively ostracised
>they act like normal people
>post something funny as fuck on instagram
>only have 300 followers
>get around 10 likes
>some guy likes my post
>mfw he posts it on his own page and gets TONS of likes and comments
Stop mate pls.
Alphys existed in real life?
>Decide to check the S1 specials included in the download
Damn, Yuzu is lewd.
How bad is it? I had it bad when i was around 15. Couldn't even see the head.
Stretched it for a few months and now it's totally fine.
Honestly DO NOT get circumcised if it can be helped.
Yeah, had it for about two years.
I managed to stretch a decent bit and actually retract it fully but it was still really tight.
Now it's about 4mm across and I can't do anything about it.
Bad enough that this is the only option as far as I can tell, I've tried various things too, including putting increasingly large things in it and keeping them there throughout the day, removing to clean and pee.
Good job I'm not any kind of nigger then isn't it.
The reason they don't want to fuck niggers and sand niggers is because 1. They don't want to be raped 2. They don't want to be robbed and 3. Pakis are always smelly and greasy
Just got a request from an 8/10 pale goddess who I've never spoken to, but we've eyed each other up a few times
I just stretched it wherever and whenever I could. In the bath is best but I didn't care where I was.
Once you've got it back a bit put one finger inside each end of your foreskin and pull outwards. This hurts but it fucking works.
She is talented in other ways desu
How is it dangerous? it's just elastic skin. Obviously don't do it so hard that you break the skin (you would have to pull REALLY hard) and you will be fine.
Honestly, stretching by hand is the only way. Can't believe people are telling you to leave shit in your foreskin...
Yeah it was a little awkward but if you used silicone based jewellery like I did, it's fine.
I had a bunch from stretching my ears (which I regret).
Phimocure make these things specifically for what I suggested but I didn't order any because I'm po'
Got to finish my coursework tomorrow or I'm getting kicked out of college, lads
I've got to make a step by step guide on how to use some software, I've got to analyse 3 songs and do a test. I'm gonna go in at 9 tomorrow so I have till 4pm, which is a steady 7 hours to finish everything
It will probably take longer than it sounds, I'm fucked aren't I?
If they try and kick me out I'll claim I have crippling depression and threaten to kill myself so it's all good
Yeah, it worked for me at least for a while.
I just got lax and left too much time between putting it back in so after stretching it about 10mm it sort of hovered there and shrank back.
Just be persistent and don't go up too fast and you'll be fine.
Stop telling people to put shit in their foreskin ya fucking weirdo.
All they need to do is stretch it twice a day in the bath. Mine was BAD and within 5 months of stretching I had a totally normal foreskin.
That is unless you're bitches who're scared of a little pain for major benefits.
Who /MANCHESTER/ here?
Was walking out of Oxford road and some fucking homeless guy jumped out in front of me and shat me up then tried making conversation with me, and he looked like a ket head
Why are there so many fucking homeless in this shithole?
Well like i said, it worked for me as long as I kept it up, but I only kept it up a few months.
In the end I just thought fuck it, went to the doctors and he referred me.
Stretching with the jewellery didn't hurt.
Your way is fine too but I guess people might be a little worried about hurting their dick.
>few years ago
>went to private dentist
>tell him I want the job lot done (fillings, root canal and couple extracted
>quoted me 2500 bong!
>went to NHS dentist
>still had to pay
>ended up paying <200 bong for the lot
>Tfw no-one wants to talk about card autism
Pwease come back to me. I've been begging 5 times a day on an anonymous message board for months to get you back. Can't you see i am a rational, stable human being who is not the least bit pathetic.
I can show you the World (of warcraft) with my autismbux.
any lads here watching Question Time tonight?
Panel looks pretty shit but at least there'll probably be some good questions
The nose knows lad
>Oy vey, dhink ov all duh face cream dis'll mek
Did the same. Ask anything if you want.
Didn't notice anything more than minor discomfort for a week or so after. Just kept the bandages on for the time they told me (bit scared to look too) and everything was fine.
Thought I'd have problems getting a hardon while it was still healing but it literally never entered my mind.
Bought tomb raider 2, upperclasmen.
It's okay. Much better than the first.
Good stealth sections.
I really fucking hate pakis.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, child-raping, smelly last one of you. From right here in Bradford right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.
Fuck Islam. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of a sky daddy and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some women and children to rape.
Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think drugging girls under 16 and sexually abusing them in alley ways and kebab shops to the stinking immigrants in Cologne grabbing at women disgusted at the sight of a Muslim.
Fuck you all, from the crazy, over dressed ninja letterbox nicabis that judge a woman's character by the hair she has on view or her unwillingness to submit to stinky muslim men.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling British streets with shit drivers, god awful takeaways and bangra blasting out of your shitty Toyota's factory stereo". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it.
Fuck your paedophile messenger Mohammed. Fuck your halal. Fuck your in breeding. Fuck your sharia. Fuck your morning prayers. Fuck selling whatever cheap tacky shite it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of liberals. Fuck Bollywood movies. Fuck your fucking abuse of children. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your children. Fuck your lack of common sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
This is the kind of reply I was hoping for.
I'm going to ask for regional or local anaesthesia because I'm a bit scared of being unconscious, plus I kind of want to watch because surgery is pretty fascinating.
I share the sentiment but I must warn you, I had an application to GCHQ declined because of the stuff I'd posted on 4chan. They went so far as to read my posts out when I pushed them on the issue - I thought they were bluffing.
There is a general consensus that its shared through a number of schools of thought that "Karenposting" represents a near perfect harmony between intelligent animation and UKIP political thought.
If she's not desert dry you don't need anything extra. Bit of spit is more than enough.
Got it done 2 years before my first shag tho so dunno about sensitivity issues and healing.
>go back to germany u anglo saxon
Clearly this person has no idea how the Anglo-Saxons came to England or what impact they had.
But what should I expect from twitter posting muslim nignog?
Also, I would gladly go to Germany if it weren't for all the muzzies shitting up that place too.
They gave me general, dunno why but I never questioned it. Was glad to be out, my skin was so tight I couldn't clean at all, must have been an insane amount of smegma in there...
They also made sure I had someone to pick me up so I could get home in the minimum of fuss and not damage the stiches with excessive walking. Completely forgot how long I was pretty immobile for, couple of days maybe.
I feel bad for you lads.
It amazes me that Americans have to have this done by law. Literally mutilating their dicks and making their entire lives worse for no reason at all. At least if you are Jewish you think you're doing it because it will make Yahweh love you, but Americans do it for literally no pay off.
>not only having, but also wanting to watch unnecessary surgery of your penis
>people getting circumcision
Can guaran-fucking-tee my skin was tighter than yours.
6 months of stretching (I was lazy. Could have halved that if I stretched 3x a day). Job done. Would have taken me longer just to get booked in for the surgery
How about not privately?
desu I just want to post these pictures, I think they r cool
The alphys poster is literally the funniest thing in /britfeel/ these days and he's not even trying, that's how shit these threads have got.
Alphys needs to be in op desu
big fan of his work, looked at those only a few days ago.
what the other guy said, you can talk about dancing on ice all you want here.
I still manage to clean it semi efficiently, I fill the skin up whilst in the bath and then move it around a few times until the water comes as the colour it went in.
I'll be having a bath shortly too to make sure I'm clean as fuck for tomorrow.
And my step dad is driving me there and picking me up so I'm fairly well prepared.
I'm just curious, I've seen youtube videos of countless surgeries but nothing in person.
As for it being unnecessary, I'm not too bothered about that either, worst thing that could happen is I lose some of the sensitivity. I'm sure my girlfriend will enjoy me being able to last longer.
When people say that can't pull their foreskin back, how do you wank? Also, what age are you meant to be able to pull it back? Because I couldn't pull mine back until I started wanking when I was about 11 then after wanking a bit I could pull it back.
how do i learn social skills guys? no good bothering my /fit/ness drive when i am utterly socially fucked. i need serious help, i'm 30 for fuck sake
anyone else feel nauseous watching this? I'm not talking about the content, just the way it's edited together with no gaps, it's like I'm constantly about to fall over, a constant stream of information and my brain has no time to digest it
Americans choose it for cultural reasons, not by law. It's less and less popular. Almost as if they realised that the unconsenting mutilation of kids was shameful.
6 months of stretching and steroid cream here. No results. Literally no other option.
Really happy with the result. No discomfort at all, penis much bigger flaccid and no scarring or discolouration. Didn't have sex before it (for obvious reasons) but it's still amazing and I'm already sensitive to a fault now (have to actually work to not finish early).
Really don't get the 'you're missing out' meme.
you know you can gaypost all you want with me lad.
Fuck you GCHQ.
But its nice to know someone reads my posts.
Whenever the fuck I feel like shit, this shit always overrides that feeling a million fold. I know cuck is a huge meme nowadays, but that guy is the epitome of that word.
I'm almost stunned someone has such low self-esteem as that fucking guy. Holy shit. I can't even make fun of him; it's just a blank reaction culminating into confused pity. That's all I feel.
Should probably wait 3 months before phishing again
I'm not particularly focused on her right now, so it should be easy enough to resist temptation
RATs are surely the way to go but I haven't tried phishing emails for some of the targets yet, might do that 1 month from now
I'm not really familiar with him, art is pretty nice though.
This desu I don't get why this thread is now 50% fay anime roleplayers. What does that have to do with British NEET culture? It seems like it'd be more at home on /a/ or a similar board.
that's very mean, why would you want to hurt someone feeling like that.
creates some good personalties, and yes great feminine penis.
I've been here 5 years. Never want to leave the gay anime girl-roleplay phase desu
>tfw 56 years old and have been on 4chan for 32 years
I'd like to see that court case, on Judge Rinder perhaps.
>So... in your posts on "Four Chan" you said "pakis are a plague and must be eradicated deus vult"
>Aaaand you are claiming you are being unfairly discriminated against? Mm, ok.
First off, I've been at it less than 2 months
>got a Facebook password in my first attempt
But an amateur as fuck error fucked me over
>got a gmail password
Lack of additional info stumped me
>got the same girls alt email info and used it to get her main email and Facebook
Fucked it up with poor timing
Live and learn and I've learned so much
They have /lgbt/, steam and /trash/. They only post here now because tilde opened the floodgates.
Not intentionally mean, it just blows my mind, why? How can you do it seriously? Why here?
>mfw I'm an ancient alien and have been on 4chan since the Neolithic age
It's where you are so starved for female attention, and your self-esteem is so low that you delude yourself into thinking you're bi because you find it easier to relate to guys than you do to girls. You're also most likely into cute 2D boys (who look more or less like girls tbfh) and think that also translated into 3D boys (it doesn't)
The furry world is crammed full of these people.
Why does that animay girl look so angry? Did she not want images of her titties in public?
Then you should keep your way of coping with loneliness to Steam/Skype. Anime girls are for cute reaction images, not pretending the uggo you're type-stuttering with looks like.
>They only post here now because tilde opened the floodgates.
I thought so. Looks like he's invited all his mates over. Kind of shitty of him desu after we let him be a complete bellend but people were still nice to him rather than chasing him out then he goes ahead and migrates his whole family over.
ive never watched an anime in my life
and have had sex with women, i also experimented with a boy when i was younger but blocked the memory out till recently
maybe for other people you're right though
I agree with you, Ill try to cut it down in future mate.
I dunno but in one of them shes been covered in bird poop, that would make me pretty mad.
i have tilde on steam he seems pretty nice.
and i'm not really sure what people are complaining about desu, the only thing people post about a lot is wanting to be steam/skype friends or see if anyone local would meet up.
That's exactly what I'm doing
The two techniques I use are fear/urgency (your account has been deactivated) and social engineering (friend wants to add you)
I can be more convincing with names etc but then I'll tip my hand and reveal my identity
I saw someone suggesting some stupid technique like "put something cylinder shaped in your foreskin"
No fucking wonder it didn't stretch. You're supposed to insert fingers and pull outwards as far as you can without it hurting.
>see if anyone local would meet up.
>Meeting people IRL
>and i'm not really sure what people are complaining about desu
It's just that the threads have become over saturated with it, to the point it no longer feels like britfeel on r9k but more like a thread on the /lgbt/ or /a/ board
>People unironically bullying Tilde
well i did it and it was great.
i just wanted to be friends with people, it doesn't matter that some were gay.
i don't see this honestly.
no we are bff tight as fuck.
i think you are complaining about nothing.
he gave me some money and i gave him what he wanted.