/britfeel/

>>26090470
>no bullying allowed in this thread edition
Fuck off you soft melt

>Dick Wolf

>Speed Weed

Law & Order is banans

>>26090470
I like your OC picture (non brit reporting in and leaving).

By royal decree I declare this thread OPEN.

>>26090158

There's already one up you spanner

>>26090470
Poleaboo really needs to get around to editing a Polish girl into this pic

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Post your waifu please okay

>>26090544
This thread feels more comfy 2bh

>>26090533
Thanks senpai
Listing to that album the guy in the last thread recommended, its a bit weird desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc2qJSuk1tc

>>26090519
>figurine collecting
sounds a good lad tbqhwyou

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>>26090542
I like this gimick
>>26090568

>>26090500
>>26090533
>>26090544
>>26090600

This thread has 4 dubs vs the rival thread's 1 measly dub.

This thread confirmed for true thread.

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>>26090249
Shelter and getting to see a tearful Maki daki. Not so homeless Joe is living the dream desu.

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>>26090544
Why would I go into a bully zone with weed smokers over a bully free zone?

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r8 my tits

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>>26090568

>posting waifu in two britfeel threads at once

not sure I can take this excitement desu lads

Can I turn up to a party on my own? I've been pity invited to one. Only know one person there well though

>>26090618
paki/10

>>26090544
>Second post is a white woman sucking big black cock
Cucks go there.

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>>26090470
Homeless joe managed to remove the censoring from the rape game
Im honestly lost for words over here

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>>26090568
I can post my waifu for you~

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>>26090618
Turned me gay/10

Paki

>>26090595
He had a fucking class case and dozens of the things

His dads a jap, married a white woman, I'm sure he's wondering how he could have fucked up so disastrously

>>26090618
PUT A DATE ON OR FUCK OFF YOU SLOPPY TITTED BITCH

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Who /soulcrushingretailjob/ here?

>>26090647
What a champ.

>>26090648
FUCK OFF YOU FAT PRICK AND DO EVERYONE A FAVOUR

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One fresh hitler gif coming through.

>tfw no qt twink to experiment with

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Will he make it?

>>26090673
Filtered.

OC Comment

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>>26090618
Rate my leggings.
My girlfriend bought me them for Chinese New Year.

>>26090690
Isn't he terminal? Don't know how long he has left, surprised he isn't spending his time travelling and shit.

>>26090630
Yes, but thats sounds like it might be uncomfy. Can't say for sure though, you might want to just go for the hell of it.

>Tfw Question Time & This Week soon

Thursday evening is the comfiest time of the week

>>26090630
Yes, bring booze

>>26090700
Nice turn and show your ass

>>26090704
He's almost bed ridden. You can't travel when the cancer is hurting every part of your body.

>>26090700
Why the fuck are you wearing leggings with those heels you butterfaced sket

>>26090713
>>26090710
It "started" an hour ago, but noone actually gets there on time do they

>>26090690
no he will die from complications during hair replacement surgery

>>26090711
I've started getting a bottle of wine to watch in true comfort.

>>26090700
show your bulge in them

>>26090685
>fresh
>watermarked

really enjoying the division beta lads.

its pretty comfy, I think if i was living in NYC in these conditions I'd be pretty comfy if i managed to avoid infection

>>26090722
Didn't know it had gotten to that stage.

>>26090700
Thats a bad game senpai, I don't want to be reminded of it anymore, please stop posting.

>>26090740
Seriously? I thought it looked boring as fuck.

>>26090470
What happened to the Job Center?

>>26090711
thanks for the reminder senpai, Andrew Neil is a lad

Why am I unable to have mature conversations with my peers? I always resort to jokes or messing about, I can't talk about relationships seriously and don't have a job to discuss with them.

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>>26090568

Posting waifu in new and interesting situations.

//26090655
Really bad gimmick you've got mate

Also: TRIPFAGS OUT

>>26090751
Nah, its pretty fun. Try and get a beta key

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mmm rita ora very nice!

>>26090700
Year of the moonface/10

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I can't deal with this shit lads

>>26090743
I don't think its that far. But he'll be tired easily and probably feels ill 90% of the time.

>tfw when your mum has the same cancer
>tfw she was diagnosed around the time he announced his.

>>26090777
Her breasts are not as pleasing to the eye as Rihanna's but her body looks silky smooth. I will have her perform at my birthday, in private.

>>26090761

Love his banter desu

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>>26090739
>noticing a watermark

Off to reddit with you.

>>26090728
A few will but turning up a little later will be better for you, Don't leave it too late though if they are likely to leave to a bar or something.

>>26090777
Basic Balkan Bitch/10

I've got a bad bad habit britfeel
britfeel it's you, britfeel it's you

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>>26090568
I lay my laifu down for my waifu.

>>26090830
But if I turn up later won't everyone be drunk while I'm sober?
fuck i'm austistic

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I will keep posting until you return. I love you.

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>>26090568
https://youtu.be/7E60TO79W7Y

My waifu is the best waifu

>>26090853
Go now, senpai. It is now a reasonable time to arrive

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>>26090849
I told dean to fall in love with lisa simpson

HE ACTUALLY DID IT, THE MADMAN

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>>26090774
>tfw you will never get drunk with her

>>26090853
That's a good thing isn't it?

>>26090777
oh fuck
is this for real?

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Rate my gf please

>>26090853
That's even better, people will be more likely to chill out and not notice how autistic you are, also you can tell them you've drunk a whole bottle of whiskey and you're still sober so they think you're a mad heavyweight

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>>26090849
>tfw my waifu only has a few ingame images and I have to use fan art most of the time

>>26090904
yes it is senpai

>>26090905
2zips/10

>>26090797
Why so negative lad? I wish I could be a snake-man

>>26090911
Can you not emulate it and take random screenshots of her at different angles and positions? I'm not really familiar with how much screen time she gets. Alphys doesn't have too much to her in Undertale, I don't have many images and I'm not really a fan of posting fanart so I try to stick to the screenshots I took of her in game.

>>26090905
You know Dom, for all the shit people gave you you've done alright. I'm genuinely happy that you've found a cute girl and been able to settle down.

>>26090862

She has my seal of approval.

>>26090905
you look like daniel radcliffe with a chubby face and bad haircut desu

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>>26090942
Of course I forget to attach a wonderful image of my waifu to my post.

>>26090905
not into dwarf girls mate

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>>26090568
I'm going to cut down on the Ougi posting, I'm running out of fresh images of her desu. Once a thread from now on I think, maybe 2.

>>26090777
Literally who?
>Terry Richardson
She was definitely sexually assaulted during the photoshoot then.

>>26090905
WHY THE LONG FACE
WHY THE LONG FAC
WHY THE LONG FA
WHY THE LONG F
WHY THE LONG
WHY THE LON
WHY THE LO
WHY THE L
WHY THE
WHY TH
WHY T
WHY
WH
W

>>26090470
Not Brit, but the kebab shop image gives me an idea. Pepperoni contains pork, which is haram, and thus Muslim customers wouldn't eat it. But what if somebody put kebab/gyro meat on a pizza as a topping?

I'm Christian and I'd love to try some mutton pizza.

>>26090974
>>26090967
>>26090960
>>26090946

Check out my hitbox @brit-bong-returns

>Tab icon says there's a (You) coming up
>I think I'll savour every post on the way and give myself a treat
>Here we go
>It's a response to my shitpost
>Sounds angry and wrote 4 times as much as me
It's the little things that keep me going lads

>>26090994
>Pepperoni contains pork

[citation needed]

>>26090994
that already exists
fuck off yank

>>26091012
What's a (You)?

>>26090942
The 3d model isn't very detailed, it doesn't make for very pictures usually. At least there is concept art I suppose.

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>>26090895

>tfw will never be able to climb in next to her

>>26091046
That is.

>>26091046
>Being this n(You)

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>>26091060
>The 3d model isn't very detailed

Well man look what I'm posting, it's not exactly like it's high quality stuff, but I still love her and how she looks in game all the same. You should embrace her low quality and love it.

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>>26090568
nice to see you all lads!

>>26090994
>not getting chicken sweetcorn and double doner pizzas
Do. Do you not?
Doner meat pizzas are great senpai

WHY ARE THESE THREADS GOING SO FAST

Fuck off!

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>>26090895
Cute waifu you got there.

FOY

>>26091142
The (You) hunger is strong tonight. I can't keep up with it all.

>>26091046
It's this senpai, enjoy

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>>26091089
What about now asdfjkdf

>>26091151
Genuinely looks like she has Down's syndrome

>>26090994
Hahaha yeah I know what you mean

go plow yourself with a cucumber you mug you are not welcome here you unfunny prick

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>>26091177
Oh jesus fucking christ. Why did I kek so much.

https://join.skype.com/zIpre5uYIPFc

Join this chat if you're a r9k neet

>>26091046
4 (you)s

Fuck off Hiroshima

>>26091219
I'm going to need a bigger boat

>Eglwyswrw
Why do the welsh suck at naming places?

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>tfw wrecking your home country as the frogs :^)

>>26091288
To bypass being muted by the robot

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>>26091335
Not making /mischief/ on Cuckold Kings instead

Hello fellow Britbots

I've not been here in ages, was in cyborg mode for a while and I think I'm coming back down back to robot function again. Anybody else have these waves?

Also, colleagues at work are bullying me. And most of them are pakis. Fucking hell. '

Why are you so quiet?'
''wow anon did you just say something?'
And they started calling me neville longbottom. And very recently Hedwig.

What the fuck

Just floored a shoplifter running out of the shop I work. Fucking hell lads, for the first time in my life I feel like a man. He didn't see this hungry skeleton looking faggot coming.

>>26091518
nice one lad. I bet he was a normie too.

>>26090618
Would prefer it if your nipples were a bit more pokey. Something substantial to lick around and flick with my tongue. Colonial brown skin fetish though.

6/10

>>26091550
Thirstyfags are the absolute worst

>>26091518

Well done m9, if I'm ever in that situation I just hope I have the presence of mind to shout "stop right there, criminal scum"

>>26091518
Imagine if you had a gun

>>26091508
neville longbottom is a badass, they don't know shit

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>>26091437
>faction is trying to put some chaplain on the throne of italy
>chaplain is heir to a bishopric
>geniusidea.parchment
>kill current bishopric which he's an heir for
>faction puts him in charge after he inherits it
>he loses bishopric title and becomes king
>i thought he'd turn italy into a kingdom-level theocracy and drive out kebab
>instead just becomes normal boring king
>mfw

Now is this bait friendo
>>26081501
1.Bonsai

>tfw addicted to lotto's hook a duck
I-It's only 25p per go

>>26091610
More likely imagine if he had a gun.

>>26091782

Imagine if he had a sword.

>>26091798
Imagine if he had the power of teleportation.

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>>26091662
>want to play ironman mode
>but don't want to fuck myself over by the games mechanics

>>26091662
>be queen of spain
>husband king of france
>daughter, my heir will inherit both thrones.
>she revolts against against us trying to claim the throne
>pointless war against myself
fucking reeee

>>26091518
You have to be careful. If he were non-white or identified as female you'd be facing discrimination and assault charges.

>>26091830
Well it didn't really fuck me over. I am playing Ironman mode but as Wessex from 769 start. I just thought it'd be fun to meddle with Italy a bit, shame it didn't work out.

>>26091829

Imagine if he had the power of teleportation and could travel through time.

>>26090470
Where is the stormy waters?
>>26090502
Today's autism suffer LMAO thinks about thinking in units of light or heavy (deep) not only is this a 51 percent paradox
>I think it kind of levels the plain field because we can agree that one thinks differently from another now if your thinking in fractions of:
>drop & wait
>check & reap
>sow and don't go
>you outside the bl0x
>the edge is an incline to me that's why the moth crawls and I fly I know because my feet get cold
>no mean feat
>anti-depressants a'cute'ly physically change your brain
>come stand by a bonsai whom avoided the pharm
>be a three year old
>these day
On another note booked the year doc appointment and never showed up

>your move NHS

>other stuff blah blah
>mostly painting

>>26091883
In that case I don't think he'd waste his time shoplifting.

>>26091883
More likely imagine the power of teleportation had a gun

>>26091883
Imagine if he had the power of teleportation, could travel through time and fly.

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>>26091852
I know right? In my game as Wessex I spent ages putting my dynasty in Northumbria, spent a while backing them in wars so they could survive with my dynasty in charge. Then the dudes daughter inherits.. and non-matrilinearly marries the third son of some Irish count.

Good job, AI. Good job.

>>26091924

No, imagine if he had the gun, and could travel through time but not teleport.

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halo stream's lagging :(

can anyone with good internet let me watch it at theirs?

i can offer lots of cuddles in exchange :3

>>26091961
No, imagine the gun on it's own.

>>26091969
Try not using wifi. Plug cable directly into router.

Dadanon reporting in.

I kicked her out lads. The lazy cow. She came home pissed on Weds night and woke the baby shouting and swearing so I just told her to go and ushered her out.

She stood outside screaming in the street like the Warrington Ming she is then went to her mums.

Today called in sick and got locks changed on the house. Her family rang me giving me abuse and threats. I keep telling them she can have supervised access but everything will need to be submit via the courts I'm not dealing with her anymore I've had enough. If she cares enough she'll contact the CAB and get the wheels in motion.

Feels good lads. I'm in control. Exhausted though and as ever I'll be up at 6 with my little boy..

Put something on the end

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>>26091969
>halo stream

>>26091997
I can't, I have a macbook air (feel free to bully) which doesn't have an ethernet port.

Help me /britfeel/

I'm applying to PhDs to start in September but I don't have a fucking clue where to go

Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester or Sheffield?

Someone make a decision for me because I am incapable of doing it myself

>>26092003
What's your job laddo?

>>26092021
Go to Scotland.

>>26092003
of it lads.

>>26092033
Do not tell me what to do.

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>>26091866
all numbers would be asthetic bet it's coded out though
>hehe
>it would would do this do that not poss
>just dumb

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>>26092012
>macbook air

>>26092012
>doesn't have an ethernet port.
Unfortunate.

>>26092066
So can I watch it round yours then?

Thanks

How do you get dubs?

>>26092076
Sure, I'm in Pakistan.

>>26092033
I was tempted by Scotland, I've lived in the West Midlands all my life and any only went to uni to escape my pathetic no friends permavirgin life.

Should I go Glasgow or Edinburgh?

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>>26090618
>>26090700

Oh, hi.
Original comment

>>26092102
>only went to uni to escape my pathetic no friends permavirgin life.
Did it work?

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>>26092115
>another trip

>>26092021

What subject?

Only go to Scotland if you like Irn Bru and haggis for every meal.

>>26092102
>Should I go Glasgow or Edinburgh?
'no'
and you??

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am i still a virgin if i got 2 (two) girls to send me snapchat nudes in the same week?

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>>26090635
how would you even know?
Plus, wouldn't you wanna bang a chick in a hijab?

>>26092160
No, you're a normie.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26092160
You have to post them here now. Them's the rules.

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>>26092003
Fitness, I've got this door I've been meaning to hang for about 6 months but bonsai it's been working my shoulders like a boss not tonight but other times, on the wine tonight lads
>phishing guy
>any hooks?
>capthca fractions
>getting to add a wrong but gets tick

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q. Am I a normie if...
A. YES

>>26092133
Yeah, I made friends in first year by completely re-inventing myself and then somehow found some girl with low self-esteem who was my girlfriend for 3 years. Now she's left me for some fucking London Chad so now I spend all my spare time getting ignored by girls on tinder

>>26092142
The PhD in Edinburgh is about machine learning with embedded systems. PhD in Glasgow is an EngD in medical devices.

I'm currently doing a Masters in Electronic Engineering

>>26092153
Yes

>>26092166
>wouldn't you wanna bang a chick in a hijab?
I don't think a hijab would fit me.

When was the last time you lads showered? I showered on Friday last week iirc.

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>>26092136
>26092115
>2115
>115
Are you a retard?

Can't wait for the next season of house of cards.
Any good shows to watch in the meantime, my fellow brits?

>>26092226
They fit all sizes mate.

>>26090630
Get half in the bag beforehand and ur good to go

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>>26092235
Is he okay lads?

>>26092213

Do machine learning, robots will put 95% of us out of work but there will still be a need for people to program them.

>>26091437
be a good lad :)

http://youtu.be/q-wGMlSuX_c
>lubber up just like you like, oily nipples just like the opposite of man nipples
>seriously the nipples
>blindfold test is this nipple male or female
>next vid is early but for a fallen bro
>the 0.5

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>>26092226
Right, you're a niqabi.

>>26091969
I don't like watching Halo, but we can cuddle and watch BBC3 or something.

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>>26092303
>BBC3

>>26090647
what game

originallll sauce request

>>26090777
rita ora was a whore before fame anyway...
I know people from the area she grew up in that said she used to do 'line ups' which is when dudes line up and she sucks them all off and he isn't the type of guy to lie about shit
also, one of her celebrity exs came out and said similar that she cheated on him with like 100 guys

>>26090774
post more

she looks qt

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>It's a Dr. Bashir gets welcomed back to Britain episode

Watching spooks lads, whatchoolot up to?

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meeting up with azulad again soon to get drunk and watch smart anime, going to sleep over so who knows what might happen.

>>26092292
Weird I was trying to remember this song the other day but couldn't remember the name. Haven't listened to it in years. Thanks man.

>>26092303
that sounds nice

where do live? what's on?

Be honest, how many of you discovered these threads last week?

Either that or the yanks are delibrately shitposting

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>>26092303
I don't even know what's going on but there was a girl in sunglasses in the studio audience a few moments ago.

Back from a late night walk, had a couple of cigarettes.
Just what I needed desu lads.

>>26092329
I know a guy who knows a guy who's a solid lad who's cousin was friends with les dennis's son's ex girlfriends friend and said he sometimes he would wank in public parks.

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>>26092269
>he's feels a bit down :(

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>tfw an obese sjw feminazi lesbian started at my work recently
>tfw keep subtly shitlording her
>tfw everyone else at the office hates her too

debt anon here
had to get another payday loan lads, it's not a good feel but i was literally had no food and was starving

should be getting a job soon though...gonna go to a work agency tomorrow... hopefully i'll be able to pay my debt off within the next couple of months before it starts snowballing

its like 1k of debt but when i was working i could spend that in a weekend
>tfw without a job its making me seriously wanna an hero

gonna be a busy couple of weeks m9...

>>26092319
[spoiler/] https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=xP9z9ecp7-M[/spoiler]

>>26092428
go to a food bank

>>26092447
nice spoiler post

hehe

>>26092312
Based DSP

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>>26092447
ctrl+s

newfriend

>>26090777
She's nice.
>tfw you will never bang rita ora
>>26090904
In the pics I've seen the nipples are covered up. I think the ones with nipples are shopped ;(
>>26090905
tf, is that harry potter?
>>26092329
Jesus Christ.
All the good things happen to other people.

>>26092388
yeah i know but seriously, she had a twitter spat with her ex and he even corroborated the story
everyone in the area of west london she grew up in knows she's a whore, also supposed to have fucked loads of dealers from croydon which celebrities do more often than you'd think

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time for me to sleep soon, forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCi04-BsqOI

>>26092341
Got dishes to wash cos my mum was too lazy to do them.

>>26092375
Reporting in.

Someone posted a link on 4chan reddit's about them.

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>>26092338

You're right, she is a qt

>>26092517
FUCKING NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now it's original. TM

>>26092460
DSP is the patrician choice of youtube gamers.

>>26091004
Do you make any money from the youtube thing?

>>26092517
fellow redditor? awesome *nods respectfully towards you*

>>26092066
But they will sell the cross over [xovr]
>no more vids sorry lads

>>26092235
>He's this desperate for attention

Has anyone ever used a dating site like plenty of fish? I feel it might be the only way for me now

>>26092475
>Jesus Christ.
>All the good things happen to other people.
She ain't all that though? I've fucked better looking birds and I know we're on r9k so it's like ''yeah... sure you have mate'' believe it or not I don't care... she's just not all that

>>26092558
Does Adultwork count?

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>>26092542
How much karma you got lad?

>>26092565
Sure you have mate.

>>26092558
It's not just the way she looks.
I watched a couple of her interviews and she carried herself so well.
She seemed super smart, witty, and her life is interesting

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I'm bleeding again. How much of my blood must I spill before you come back to me?

>>26092572
Is the whore asking for a photo just a meme?

Why do people hate Bono? Seems like a good lad.

>>26092419
>fatty drops her pen on the floor
>run over and pick it up for her
>she says 't-thank you'
>'it was my privilege'

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>>26092644
>he thinks blood attracts girls

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>>26092517
>>26092535
>>26092542
Right, okay. Just checking.

>>26092558

They are all full of bots/divorcees/single mothers/psychos/fatties.

Think about it, what kind of woman is approached by so few men during her life that she has to resort to a dating site?

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>>26092609
Is that a throwaway?
Post karma breakdown.

>>26092558
Don't even bother.

Females get flooded with messages and your message is just added to the pile unless you're some chad looking geezer.

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>>26092300
Riddle me this
>What's first in earth second in see & sea not mentioned in the Kon Rag but makes you swim like a monkey

>>26092352
jealous, azulad is my fave britfeel celeb

>>26092644
she. does. not. read. this. thread. You might as well write your shitty messages on your bedroom wall for all the good it will do you, pathetic faggot.

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>>26092817
Love you too, Anon

OC Comment

>>26092808
>e
original commentetnet

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>>26092826
>its E lad
>:^]

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>>26092609
I enjoy 4ch much more since moving all my shitposting to that site

just ordered domino's pizza lad's. Hoping it gets here before my dad do's.

>>26092826
She might.

>>26092886
hannah doesn't visit the 4britfeel threads

>>26092886
Thank you. I think she might as well.

>>26092870
>Dominos
>2016

Pleb detected

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>>26092849
I O U a play job
>not even jokin

Pic related is ta-ta inner childass seen by bonsai
>untitled esfores fug
>LAND GRAB

>>26092870
>Hoping it gets here before my dad do's.

>Domino's 5 minute drive directly up the road from me in quiet residential area
>order pizza from there
>literally always takes at least an hour to arrive
>Pizza Gogo 4 miles away
>normally takes 30 minutes and never more than 45

Dominos has got to step it up desu senpai

>>26092916

She used to, but not anymore.

>>26092352
>tfw no /cuntfeel/ for my country
>tfw I'll never meet up with someone from here and get drunk with them

I visit britfeel to laugh at the cuck i didn't fuck. Sad little manchild. Cut deeper you attention whore. I don't care

>>26092962
She'll come back some day. And I'll be here waiting.


>>26092990
Nice try.

Marmite Flavour crisps? Nah, not for me.

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>tfw sobering up because I finished all my booze a while back

Is there a worse feel?

>>26092990
Come back to bed, babe.

>>26093000
Nice trebs

kill yourself

Had a neighbour's package delivered this morning, matey didn't even have me sign for it so I ripped that bad boy open.
Got myself a brand new PS4.

I FEEL SICK FROM WORRY AND CANT SLEEP LADS BUT I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO TOMORROW

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

>>26093003
They don't even taste like marmite, and they're lovely

>>26093028
I will when she tells me to. If she asks me to, I will.

If she was in this thread, she would refer to me by name.

>>26093054
>If she was in this thread

Should be 'if she were' you fucking melt

>>26093040
what you worried about lad

>>26093054
why would she waste her time on some she hasn't thought about since 2013

>>26093000
>She'll come back some day. And I'll be here waiting.
she'll be dead before she comes back here (and she's literally a dying woman so that won't be hard)

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goodnight lads, hopefully see all of you back on tomorrow.

>>26093104
kill yourself animefag

Maybe you should check the obituaries. js

>>26090470
Going to take all my painkillers and walk into traffic tomorrow.

It's been a good run lads. I love you all.

>>26093078
Mounting debt, potential homelessness, potential embarassment, impending anxiety of getting a job within a month maximum otherwise i'm fucked in just about every way you can imagine

NEVER BECOME NEET WHEN YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF LADS, ITS NOT A GOOD FUCKING IDEA... YOUR JOB ISN'T THAT BAD, TRUST ME

>>26093094
She still loves me. I know it.

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Who /UCLAN/ here?

>>26093151
if your the the cutter good if not bad

>>26093155
what job did you drop

where do you live

>>26093037
You know he will have left a note with your neighbour to say you have it right?

>>26093161
who could love a creature as vile as you?

>>26093169
I'm not the cutter. I hope you have a good 2016 anon, you deserve it.

>>26092990
Ting tang twing I got a portal to a mingle that clock sexual interaction but it's a count down from sent to babe you Gotta Go
>they keep trying to set me up lads IRL
>it hurts my head trying to think what they think may or may not happen its 3's & 4's again and fug it I want to make some1 jelly and get my jam role
>sitting in math class
>ass kicked after school again
>imagining every punch
>duck, dive and swerve
>bell goes
>go square go
>head butt the cunt biscuit
>in the chin
>wasted the afternoon
>learning to fight physics
>practice makes beartech
http://youtu.be/uWDcOIb2Cgs

>>26093190
So? I didn't sign for it. Can't prove I received it.

>>26093195
She did. She does.

>>26093206
why whats got you down?

>>26093229
she probably doesn't even remember your name

>>26093171
Worked at Tesco's and lived with my parents but had to move out and therefore lost my job, was homeless for abit... now living in my own place but managed to get in like a 1000 of debt in the process and am currently shitting bricks because it wont be long before debt collection agencies come knocking, also... the only way out I can see is getting a job within the next month or may end up an hero if it fails desu

it's not a good feel i'll tell you that much

>>26093289
>but had to move out
Why?

>>26093242
Life anon. I'm just a fucking failure. 15 years of shitposting and watching anime. The only person I have ever felt something for rejected me . The usual sob story. I just think it's time I take control and end it before it gets worse.

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Feeling quite not great right now desu lads

>>26093338
Kicked me out, why else?
I don't blame them though, I wanted to move out anyway it's just I fell into deep depression and anxiety and I've barely left the house the past 3 months... apart from when it's dark outside. Now, obviously shit has hit the fan and I've literally got to get a job within a month or the debt is going to fuck me and potentially they might even send bailiffs to my parents since I never changed my address...
I'm 20 and it's only a grand debt but a grand debt means the fucking world to me right now, man. Literally suicidal over this shit

>>26093354
stop being a faggot

you kill yourself then what?

whats the next step in your master plan?

just because some slag doesn't want you doesn't mean nobody will.

>>26093398
I hope you feel better anon.

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Now I'm stuck on the sever hash (sums) to me
>would I get the same gimp code if I was at another >>>/ic/ address

>yeah must
>forgetting the hash changes ever minute, day, Wednesday, week!
>other wise I could ping the same code from multiple datum to reduce to the Awooooo

>>26092517
>>26092542
>>26092609
>>26092712
>>26092865

Go back to Pebbit you pricks

>>26093435
GUYS I TALK IN RIDDLES FOLLOW ME AS I LEAD YOU TO INSANITY

THIS GUY IS WISE BEYOND HIS YEARS TOO BAD HE SPENDS HIS DAYS JERKING OFF QUEERS

NOW I SHALL END MY LITTLE RHYME
AND I SHALL ASK YOU ONE LAST TIME

PLEASE FUCK OFF

>>26093423
Next step is to be comfy in my coffin and rot.

Idk anon I just feel that it's time.

>>26093163
Uni of central lancashire?

I got an offer from then and didn't go, maybe life would have been different If I did

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who ere fancies jess glynne

>>26093421
ask your parents if they can help you out with the debt?

>>26093261
I think she's dead anon, so I doubt she remembers anyone's name desu.

My blood is pouring out of my veins. It's dark and thick. I see your face in my blood.

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>>26093398

What's happening friend?

>>26093609
Good. Maybe you'll shut the fuck up then

>>26093626
No. I'll be here for a long time. Until she comes back.

>>26093609
you said the same shit last night

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>>26093618
Just feeling generally shit really, my mind can only show me the worst possible things and I don't really feel like I have anyone I can turn to

>>26093574
I have done, I just can't bare to tell them how much debt I'm in mate. I've told them I have payday loan debt of 200 and overdraft debt of 300-ish which I actually do have but I can't bare to tell them of the 500 or so I owe on my maxxed credit card that I have missed the last 3 payments on. All in all, I owe approx 1k which like I said, isn't that much... but when your NEET and living on the dole which you can't even access because your overdraft eats it all... is fucking scary

If all goes to plan, I should have a job within the next four weeks and could turn it all around... If not then, fuck this life.

>>26093638
are you a fattie? you reek of desperate fat virgin.

deaths cold and harsh.

atleast take the cutter with you

>>26093685
citizens advice bureau m8

This is exactly what they're for. My mums been in your position tons of times, and for some reason, she always seems to get to a point where she only has to pay like a fiver or tenner a month off the debt

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>>26093678

Do you not get on well with your family? Or are you seeing any doctors or therapists (I assume everyone on britfeel is some kind of mental, sorry if that's inaccurate)?

If nothing else, you can always turn to your fellow waifufags!

>>26093289
My dad made me homeless
>it was homeless with a plan
>you say this, you say that
>my social de-engineer
>it worked
>thanks ya prick
>now I can start selling
>but he's a Bowie fan
>amongst others
>didn't blame him when he went to the shops and never came back
>I see men, grown men. Day in day out take shite from the wife.
>not my dad he chased the horizon
>the youngest was 16 but I had wild in my eyes and knew everyone knew a finger on her was a slap to me
>didn't get married
>web musta
>0ver thirty not married like moot
>well done bonsai now root the Internet and forget the final solution
>mass subside

Is that to dark?

>>26093744
HE LEFT BECAUSE OF YOU

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>Received uni offers back from Portsmouth, Wolverhampton, Manchester, Liverpool, and UCLAN

Can any anons who study/live in these areas give me their opinions on where to go?

>>26093725
It's not really something I could turn to my family about, and it's hard to really put into words properly and explain for a psychologist

>>26093609
What's her name? Why don't you go hunt her down and make her watch

>>26093550
Unsheathed benis
>made to be hacked, book face to track
>see it do you see it
>I want a noble bitch coin
>forget me may I wave at work pool's
>money is currency
>not sure why it control with something but it does
>forget it and go do what I want
>I'm told there is something to understand
>somewhere up <^: fair!
>yet I don't have much
>but I'm thinking about becoming on Hannah
>fraunian slip
>becoming a norime
>butt fuck me
>go for it bro
>over the net stick both your cocks in me
>the way I want to do it is one check one mother fucking check to make this bonsai
>check
>do I need more
>or moar
>until it gets hard and I need to think about giving it away
>until then I'll be pulling on an extra jumper and eating pot noodles
>all or nothing covers most of it

>>26093869

Is it something spergy/robot then? Or just kinda hard to describe?

if you don't want to say then feel free to ignore

>>26093723
Okay, I will do that mate. Thanks for the advice, have a good night man.

>>26093744
Honestly, I used to be one of those people that thought the world was ''survival of the fittest'' and ''the weak should fear the strong'' and all of that bollocks... then one day I found myself in need of a helping hand and realised that in this world... family, uprbringing and all of that jazz... is everything. Everything.

>Didn't have a good upbringing?
Become lazy, self righteous, fussy, arrogant, undiagnosed mental issues, no work ethic, no motivation, alienation from youth leads to lonliness and other mental health issues
>Parents were dirt poor?
turn 16, they force you to get a job. College and uni is for scroungers and dirty students... work at the local supermarket or be a bricklayer!
>But you wanted to go to college and uni to get a career?
Tough luck, it's our house... our rules
>Become homeless
Well, now well and truly fucked for life unless you scrape by and somehow go back into education
>manage to get back into education or uni or w.e
The lasting effects from your childhood, your parents, your experiences... your brain hasn't forgotten... and now you have all kinds of mental health issues to deal with
>Your peers at uni seem to be managing just fine
Because they had guidance and help throughout all of their life and have confidence, self esteem, they have interesting hobbies that their parents got them into, they don't have that look of pain in their eyes...

God damn it's a tough fucking world man

>>26093927
Its to do with my waifu, doesn't really get much more robot than that

>>26093854
Manchester is probably the most respected out of those and what little I have seen of the university seems alright

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who
>GettingfuckedonDarknetdrugsalone
here?

Took a modafinil on a whim and now I'm staying up all night and all day tomorrow for no fucking reason. Fuck it lads.

>>26093989
I havent taken those since I was in Uni, over a year ago. I'm so fucking glad I don't have to do that shit anymore.

I CAN'T EVEN BE ARSED TO READ THAT SHIT NO ONE CAN YOU FREAK

THAT TOOK 20 MINUTES
YOU MUST STINK

WELL YOU MAKE IT OUT THAT WAY
WITH PAINT ALLOVER THE WALLS
LIKE ANYBODY GIVES A FUCK

BECAUSE THEY DON'T
SO SHUT YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH FOOL

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>>26094002
I was out of education before year 9.
>tfw I've never had to study for/take a single exam

>>attention seeker
Yes that is true I would wait one whole minute.
>1 hole min
>in to the thing then butt into the argument
>point out the winner
>gubbed all three of them
> the argument was foreplay for muther
>high blood pressure for the kids and the THREAD winner
>bitch please
>truth algo

now who are you, can you see blood pressure rise in a being over the Internet like your trying to do.
>a cute story, your not getting because bait and switch even if you weren't my mii mothering BITCH
>but what are trip codes 4
>eh
we both know argument produce results

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>>26093960

Yeah, I can see not wanting to mention that to your family. If you can manage to see a shrink though, then you can guarantee they'll have heard crazier shit. Besides which, they're bound to keep it all secret as long as you aren't going to kill anybody.

It might help if you just try and put into words (literally just speaking to yourself) exactly how or why you're feeling shitty. Even if you don't want to ever tell anyone about it ever then just spelling out to yourself clearly what the issue is can help you keep some perspective and not beat yourself up too much.

whatever you decide to do, have some cute azunyan

>>26094082
YOU SCREAM POVERTY
WHILE YOU SIT THERE WITH YOUR BIG TELE

GO WATCH YOU SHIT AND DO EVERYONE A FAVOUR
KILL YOURSELF KEEP YOUR CONFIDNCE AND DON'T WAVER

PEACE

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>bennytard comes into the surgery
>he thinks it's the job centre, wants me to give him money for halfheartedly applying to jobs
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>26094147
lil girl

>>26093854
I studied at Liverpool, it's a nice city and great nightlife. Living in halls is fun if you aren't completely socially retarded otherwise you can just go into private housing and sit in your room all day.

New trollstation video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrx8ykR7Qcg
What do you think lads?

>>26094077
What you been doing since?
You a gypsy, perchance?

>>26094189
why are you trying to make this guy a meme