Asians not welcome edition
i really like Jun, please be my friend.
who /University of Southampton/ here?
/britfeel/ meet up when?
>Posting in brit
>doesn't realise asians are classed as paki people in britain.
Really showing me, mate.
I'm waiting for 2015 OP guy's abrakebabra to merge with 2016 op guys picture.
I hope you're all registered with your local GP practice
>I'm waiting for 2015 OP guy's abrakebabra to merge with 2016 op guys picture.
i will be again soon.
are you sure la.
I can't go on without you. I think the end is nigh.
>tfw no ritzy gf
if it is not steam this little girl cannot be bothered la.
The previous thread OP image is shit though. Half the windows are gone and there is an abandoned JC which makes literally no sense. That implies everyone got jobs so they closed the JC down. Everyone didn't get jobs though.
/fit/ won't fucking respond so I'm gonna ask my question here
Does cardio still strengthen your heart even if you have high amounts of stress, lack of sleep and take alot of caffeine? The fucking wageslavery is robbing my nerves and i like to drink alot of junk like energy drinks and i don't sleep much and I suffer from irregular heartbeat, like my heart seems to get out of the rhythm alot, for example it sometimes beats twice where the second beat is very heart, or it misses a beat or just in general i feel it beating weirdly and it can be painful too. 2 times i had this weird symptom where it would suddenly, from one beat to another, while resting, would beat twice as fast but only half as strong. it made me really dizzy and i thought i was gonna die, it only lasted about 5 seconds though.
so assuming the above mentioned is all due to caffeine, stress and lack of sleep: Could i reduce those problems if I did cardio? or would it do nothing at all or potentially even make it worse?
I'm underweight and never do any sort of exercise or cardio, except wageslaving though that's only medium physical exertion. I try to eat halfway healthy, for example i eat alot of fruits and vegetables and nuts on a daily, drink much wholemilk, eat wholegrains, eat much meat, i pretty much eat alot but then again love the occassional energy drink or fastfood like pizza or other junk like potatoe chips (desu i do at least one of that on a daily). eating about 3000 calories a day.
No, just no. Please leave towards the direction of reddit.
>THat's a man isn't it
No, just a scouser
> Force themselves on us
> Not too idle
> Open cornershops
> Had 5 too many kids they can't afford
> Leaning on the state to introduce Sharia
All you had to do was ask, anon.
>posting 3D sluts
Kindly go back to >>>/b/, >>>/soc/ or whatever shithole you crawled out from.
hey, I see argument, I dint make the latest op image so don't go thinking that. its some new guy.
but im still working on elements.
I THINK im a bit happier with mr pakis shop now, enough to call it done..ish.
the window posters were just there to show that one theyre in place, you ant see inside the shop so im not gonna bother putting all that detail inside.
the posters are meant to be changeable.
one new op guy gets the psd.
As you commnd, azusanon
Pink board brah
If you don't want porn you know where to go >>>/int//brit/
Assuming it's the same as when I applied, it's a logical reasoning test.
They give you a situation and you have to pick the best and worst options. Or they give you details and you have to pick the most economical option.
Super easy, worry not.
>at work in a shop today
>two jews buying a dress
>ask the one buying if she wants a bag, she says yes
>the other one (who isn't even buying) says "is it 5p?"
>she actually says "oy" out loud
>lose my shit right there
>/pol/ was right
>hand over to another member of staff and laugh til my sides hurt in the office
Azusa waifu anon you sure are getting lazy, posting the same picture every time. What about those 140 GB of raws?
Don't try to be me. I can do this on my own.
still roleplaying as a little girl lads.
I've decided to start using that picture every time because it fits with the theme of the general and also it makes it easier for people to post their threadly waifus
Also all the screenshots I have are too big for r9k's filesize limit and converting them all is a painn
Yea good point maybe not. I made a band when I was 17 and played a gig in front of like 80 people at this grunge club type thing in my city was the worst experience of my life. Still not sure I'm over it and that was 6 years ago.
Just fired off an application for an 'Administrative Officer' role at HMRC off the back off the lad in the previous thread suggesting civil service work.
Full time, 18k salary. The application bumf was even saying stuff like you don't need prior experience and all sorts. Basically a bunch of stuff that made me, a dosser, feel like I actually have a chance of getting it.
Of course I'll never get it, but still it felt good doing an application and not hitting the unskippable page where it says for you to enter references and prior work history.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be posting about here. I'm a lonely nerd. I don't care for lad culture, and parodying it holds no interest for me. I don't go to pubs or clubs. I have no friends or job. I live at home with my mum.
I'd love to be able to do something like that, I'm a fairly typical robot normally but I've given a few presentations about my work at uni in front of big audiences and got some laughs, it really is an amazing feeling. I really enjoy giving presentations but spill my spaghetti if anyone talks to me afterwards.
>There are kaffir posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
Neither did Asians, it was the nigs and the whitebois who tried to act ghetto black
Yeah. Turns out that I actually didn't have to do it right away but I didn't check my email so I just did it then and there.
It went OK but I'm slightly annoyed because I fucking forgot to answer one of the questions. It was a maths question to which I had worked out the correct answer but I just didn't press the button for it. Only realised when I had literally 0:03 seconds left on the clock.
Some of the social-type questions weren't that easy. One that confused me involved a scenario:
>your supervisor gives you important tasks then takes annual leave
>your team leader while she is away gives you new tasks and says the priorities have changed
>doing your new tasks will leave you unable to complete the tasks assigned by your supervisor
And basically it boiled down to, whose tasks do you agree to do? I said in the end that I'd do the supervisor's tasks first, then the team leaders. My internal reasoning was that the supervisor's tasks were described as "important".
i really need a wee but in a long fight right on my roleplaying, don't want to slow down the pace with a break.
Climbing rope is what you want (for hanging suicide, I presume). So sports retail shops / megastores.
Alternatively you could use a leather belt with partial suspension in a door frame.
Inshallah. We will rid them from the European levant.
How can people rp? Blows my mind, don't you get any pangs of realisation about the reality of what you're doing halfway through?
Not mad just jealous, wish I could lose myself in that kind of thing.
First of all, obviously, don't do it. I don't know you or your situation, but fuck it go do something else.
Second of all, if you are serious you should look into technique, don't want to choke yourself to death do you?
Thirdly as someone else has said, climbing rope.
Looking forward to my breakfast tomorrow. Gonna have:
>rolled oats with milk and honey
>slice of Warburton's Toastie, toasted and buttered
>cup of coffee with milk
Absolutely love breakfast; for the rest of the day I want to die.
Right. I'm finally gonna do it.
Give me the low down on learning to drive.
I've tried a few times. I think I know the gist but it just bores the shit out of me and I can't bring myself to care.
How do I study for the theory. Is there any simulators I can play to learn?
Press the pedals and turn the steering wheel. The left one makes you go slower and the right one makes you go faster. There's sometimes another left one which has something to do with a stick.
Might go to the corner shop in a minute lads, what should I buy? 8 decides
>How do I study for the theory?
Theory test is two parts: one is a multiple choice quiz of 50 questions, the other is a series of video clips called Hazard Perception.
To pass the quiz: download any app from your phone's app-store dedicated to 'Passing the driving theory test'. I have the AA app. Do the practice quizzes every day. It's tedious but you soon get to know the answers. Some answers must be memorized like shit about stopping distances, while most are common sense.
For the hazard perception you can do free practices online as well just google it.
As for actually driving, for me it was nerve-wracking at first but it quickly became fun. After a short while I genuinely began to look forward to being able to get behind the wheel for my next lesson. Just driving a car in general, changing gears, maneuvering is all fun as fuck/
Short, sharp steering
Keep your eyes on the pavement to make sure you don't hit anyone
Memorize every license plate you see in case you are later required as a witness to an accident or crime
Don't let yourself get too cold on long drives at night or your extremities could freeze up
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. x
>/britfeel/ is full of boring cucks
Why am I not surprised, go back ironically jerking off allahposters
Maybe if you didn't try to turn our haven into a roll thread you'd have had a more welcoming response.
As it is, you can go away and buy a packet of rubber johnnies for all I care.
fuck off you walking sugar cube cunt, go die of a heart attack fat boy, we banged your mam
They'll do some bullshit rating test on your interview mate.
On a scale of 1-7 on 5 criterias you gotta get 4 in everything or else you auto fail.
biggest load of shit ever considering how these brainless fucks do literally nothing. Be prepared to lie out of your teeth and act like a super normie
>Be prepared to lie out of your teeth and act like a super normie
This will be the biggest hurdle for me (if I make it that far). Naturally I am a massive sperg. I've actually got an appointment at the local mental health team to be assessed for mental problems due to the anxiety.
But fuck it; I've applied now. If I make it that far then I'll put on my best normie act.
>Enjoy your new job lad.
Do I r-really have a chance of getting this job? Surely they don't just dish out 18k jobs to any old pleb.
>Surely they don't just dish out 18k jobs to any old pleb.
I've worked with AOs who couldn't speak English or who were literally retarded. Likewise I've been in charge of a guy who used to be a VP in an American bank, and took the AO role as a time filler until his wife retired.
Unnless you tell the interviewer how much you love an respect Hitler, it's impossible to fail.
>want to sleep early tonight
>pyro maniac chav neighbour is drunk and high on the roof his his extension with his mates
Welp there goes my sleep. Looks like I'll be up all night making sure the house isn't set on fire.
That is all good to here lad. Gained some serious hope from this thread.
>I am also on the mental heath team waiting list
How long have you been on for? Obviously it varies from place to place but I was referred two months ago, heard absolutely nothing, phoned them up and it turns out I wasn't even fucking on the system. After that I got a letter out the next day with an appointment.
I waited for a 2 month for an assessment then I had another assessment a bit after that now I have only been waiting a few weeks to actually see a therapist but they said they can't even imply when that will be it could be forever
>they said they can't even imply when that will be it could be forever
Quite shit. Honestly wouldn't mind waiting like a month or more if they actually had a date picked out and told you when it was going to be. Months of hearing nothing is dire.
What was the initial assessment like if you don't mind my asking? Mine is with two psychiatrist nurses. I'm worried that I won't know what to say and they won't take me seriously. Are they quite good at extracting information about your situation?
thinking about watching some x-files and going to sleep.
He read questions off a sheet mostly and just wrote in the boxes. A lot was just stuff about how I felt and if I worked etc, how much alcohol you drink, or drugs. If I get on with my parents and family.
All pretty regular desu
Just ate a Whisper mates, it gave me a memory
>be about 8 or 9 years old
>back when they got rid of Whispers
>in the Spar with my m8s
>have a basket to put our stuff in
>put basket on floor
>security guard throw a Whisper into the basket then walks over and asks us 'Hey where did you get that'
>we're like wow a Whisper and he starts laughing
>puts Whisper back in his pocket
I bet he did that every day until Whispers came back and ruined his fun.
Yea, my mum wanted to marry a black man but all of the black men in America are ghetto hood types so she moved to London to marry and educated black man here. So I am half American and half black but the good kind of black.
It's alright so far, I have a scholarship for "People from diverse families". Two thousand and half quid per month to cover up rent (I live in an en-suite). The rest I blow on take aways and anime figurines.
Honestly lifes good so far, and white chicks seem to dig me in spite of my autistic hobbies.
Too bad though, 2D all the way.
Me and my mates used to go down Big W near us, get a pick and mix bag, then just put loads of Mars bars, snickers and stuff like that from the shelf into the bag then when we paid for it because they just do it by weight it'd be like 70p for a whole load of fully sized chocolate bars and packs of sweets.
We'd also ride around in those little cars they have there, the red ones with the yellow roofs if you remember? Where you move it with your feet? They are meant for 3 year olds but we were like 8-12 having drag races through the shop in them.
We used to play hide and seek in Big W as well, that was legendary. One time my mate hid in this wash basket thing and a random lady shopping opened it and saw him inside she just laughed and walked off.
You're making me bleed again. It's flowing like a dark river down my arm.
Ex convict Poleaboo vowed never to rest until the woman who framed him was safley behind bars.
Tilde was living the high life in Doggers corner on the reward money.
One spring day Poleaboo spotted her across the street and shouted over the noise of the traffic
"Will you poo"
"Only spew", screamed Tilde and ran for it down a quiet alley only to find Pakis out
Kebab meat, chilli sauce and chips + a beer
who /comfyzone/ here?
"fuck off u melt, Now! on the floor" Angryanon demanded, his face suffuced with lust and loathing.
"Never," Poleaboo's mum cried, "would you like to come for curry?"
She desparately looked around London Zoo dazzled by the press photographers flashing bulbs.
As she closed her eyes all she could remember was threeway interacial orgy
Just out on the roof the extension at the moment smoking weed. Normally they light fires and set fireworks off from the roof of the extension. They also have scaffolding up at the moment so they might get on our roof (we have a flat roof). About 6 months ago they got on the roof and ripped all of the felt and everything off of our roof so when it rained all the water came in the house through the roof. That is why I have black mold all in my bedroom now.
They also might just do little stuff like egg the windows or throw all their litter in our garden so I like to be awake just in case anything happens.
Sounds like it's time to form the neighbour hood watch, lad.
Who /latenightsopranos/ here?
Watching for the 4th time and still picking up small shit I missed. Such a great show, or i'm just really stupid.
Poleaboo feels this thread is looking a bit to much like /Brit/
It's shit, nothing happens, characters are one dimensional, talking to a therapist is lazy as shit writing
Watch Beasts of no nation like me
>hope the black mold doesn't kill you
I hope it does so I don't have to liver here anymore lol.
This isn't even my bedroom it is actually the spare box room, I had the big bedroom at the back but that is connected to the extension where they hang out so the room became unlivable, I could never open the windows or stuff would be lobbed in through them and even with them shut the whole room stank of cigs and weed and at night obviously it was impossible to sleep. It got the point where I couldn't even have the curtains drawn back because they'd start lobbing stuff at the window if they seen me in there and if I were to fall asleep without closing the curtains I'd wake up to them watching me which was very disturbing. I used to have a job so I needed to be able to sleep better than I had been so I just moved all of my stuff into the box room. The bed here isn't very comfy and like i said it is covered in black mold but at least I can sleep some nights. Although I don't have a job anymore so it doesn't matter as much. I was thinking about getting one again but I know with how things are here I can't commit to it because I won't be able to have a proper sleeping pattern.
That's why I need to stay up posting on britfeel to distract me from them lol
The Wire is good
My issues with Sopranos are perfectly legit, it started off like a comedy and then started taking itself seriously late in season 3. That's a complete lack of integrity
Most scenes are meaningless babble , there's no deeper meaning, no metaphors, no overarching plot points
The Wire is a bit slow to start with you need to get about 6 episodes in for everything to really be in place but after that it gets more intense with each episode. It has some really long story lines that span the entire 5 seasons which is partly why it is a bit slow to start. The pay off is worthwhile.
Poleaboos dad had the nerve to ask if he's been looking for work
First few episodes are actually shit (on first viewing at least) but by the end of season 1 you'll be thinking it's the GOAT
>I have nothing else to live for. This is it for me.
Then she'll never want to get back with you. Girls don't like it when you are THAT clingy. Social and job status matters.
Make HER want you back.
Does this feel seriously bother anyone else? I think about the fact that I have literally no income other than loans and sometimes my parent's money and it makes me feel pathetic, couldn't imagine a girl going for something like that tbqh, not that I support such shallowness
Normie as fuck
>25 year old student
>was socially retarded NEET for 3 years
>doing shite tier college course in an attempt to unfuck my shit
>living off loans
>living with parents in tiny cramped room which I have to pay a small amount of rent for
>haven't had a job in about 5 years now and i'm starting to become borderline unemployable
I should probably just end it all.
>wageslaving in a shop
>have a works night out
>31yo boss sits on my lap
>starts putting her arm around me
>mentioned I was cold so she started rubbing my chest
Fuck. She's a solid 6, and I'm around a 5. The fuck do I do? We always have a laugh at work but I didn't think she was into me.
What's your TV reccomendations fellow britfeelers?
Just saw a bbc documentary about a paki college worker who defrauded the welsh government out of money by taking on random students from around the world onto level4/5 courses even if they could barely speak english and they didnt even have to turn up to lessons they just signed in and left.
anyway, if anyone wants to watch (no tv license required): http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06qsvgp/week-in-week-out-learning-how-to-fake-it
mechanical engineering lad, I left the thread for a few hours sorry
>met a person from ECS here before semester 1
>every time I meet someone in ECS there's a chance he may shitpost here
Try to meet up with him so you can exchange rare pepes
>not much easily cookable food in the house
>decide to make a fish finger sandwhich
>mold on bread
>find some weird old lady biscuits
>taste like old lady biscuits
>don't want to eat old lady biscuits because they taste bad
>Its just become apparent that I'll never amount to anything.
Having similar feels this time of night too desu
Least we can wallow in self pity tonight with each other. I hate it when these threads die.
>police helicopter over my house looking for chavs
I hope they get arrested and the K9s bite their dongers off
>Tfw everybody knows Frosties taste great
>with Tony our mate
this sharia zone needs to be in the new image.
>I'm pretty incompetent and I don't think I can cope with doing anything worthwhile.
Same here, I'm stupid, no talents, no skills, no willpower, apparently a prick because I have no friends and I'm also a poorfag council estate piece of shit. I shouldn't exist. I wish if I did have to exist I could be a nice normal middle class person but only a lucky few are dealt that hand. I'm also a pussy because relatively my hand isn't as bad as others but I still complain and can't handle it.
I wish someone would kill me.
>Every fucking morning my glucose levels are completely fucked
>they fucking skyrocket in the middle of the night for no apparent reason
>probably my shitty insulin pump faulty again like the last time
>at 250 fucking milligram per deciliter right now
This shit makes me so fucking, I'm gonna stay underweight forever because of this shit
I have to work
And fucking blow my body apart with immune suppressants? Might as well walk around with high glucose levels, thats less of a strain on the body.
Insulin pumps are fucking awesome, theoretically I could counter the rise of glucose levels at night by programming proper basal rates, SOMETHING YOU CANT FUCKING DO WITH INSULIN PENS, so how the fuck are pumps worse? The only thing pumps are worse for is for doing normalshit things like Sex.
I didn't complain that my pump doesn't work, maybe you should fucking read the post you retard. It's a difference if I say that it doesn't work because I know it or if I fucking suspect it. It might as well work fine. How can you be this fucking retarded?
>>can't even masturbate without risking a stroke
Wow you really have no fucking idea how insulin pumps work you fucking poorfag with shit tier nhs healthcare do you? How the fuck would an insulin pump increase the chances of stroke compared to insulin pens? Just fucking how?
Insulin pumps are worse for sex because you got a fucking tube hooked up to you that's hooked up to the pump. Bitches don't like shit like that. I know a lot of people who don't use pumps solely for that reason.
Yeah it's pretty fucking hard. First off the glue and needle that was in your body will leave traces which will look weird and make bitches cringe (cannula is at the lower stomach so near the penis), you will shortly after lack insulin so your levels will get high but since you didn't consider this you're probably a minute man
And placing a new cannula isn't easy, makes weird noises and alot effort too (she will notice at least the beeping of the pump and then you will have to cringeworthily explain that you got diabetus, you will be marked as weak, ill male and will never fuck again
>>insulin pump that causes more problems and is unreliable as evidenced by this topic
But neither did anyone say that their insulin pump does not work ITT, nor did anyone say that it causes more problems than compared to pens. Maybe you should see a doctor for your ADHD
>>everyone with diabetes is too incompetent to manage their own insulin
Nah, but I don't think it's a viable solution to wake up multiple times at night to do manual insulin injections.
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT THIS IS SO HARD
On a serious note, it has literally never been a problem for me.
>hey what's that
>I'm a diabetic
Of the twenty women I've been with none cared.
What time do you normally wake up?
I want to stay up til tonight so I canf ix my sleep but my mum doesn't go to work until 11:30am so I have to wait ages before I can actually get up and do stuff.
>tell oneitis feelings
>"I hate it when guys do this, I just want to be friends with everyone!"
>mfw she tells me we can no longer be friends because she knows how I feel
Holy fucking shit lads, fucking women
Why is it every time I try and pursue a relationship my life ends up worse off and more lonely?
It's probably better this way
About 5 months, I wasn't interested romantically at first I was just glad I had someone to talk to
I don't care about talking to people anymore, I enjoy solidarity more than having to try to be a better person just so people will remember I exist
I didn't think there could be anything more humiliating and embarrassing than being told off by someone in public, but then a young girl scolded me on the underground in front of a train full of people for bumping into her boobs.
There was nothing I could do except mumble and say sorry as she kept shouting at me calling me a pervert with everyone looking, I got off at the next stop and walked the rest of the way to work but I still feel like shit. I have a really bad feeling that someone was recording and it's going to get put on youtube or something. Wish I could just disappear.
>tfw you realise maymays like girugamesh which you still think are kind of new are 7 years old
tfw sipping a brew and listening to bleeding through
gonna shower soon lads, also nice weather today lads! Not even a single cloud in the sky.
>go to ecg
>qt brown nurse asks me to take my shirt off and lie on the bed
>starts placing the electro pads on me
>mfw notice her hairy arms
>hfw she notices the cum streaks on my stomach which has fused the hair down like glue
>awkward 4 minuets
>go to co-op
>bakery items have just been put out
>grab some crunchy donuts and VANILLA DANISH CROWNS
>go home and post green text and /shitfeel/
How's your morning been guys?
JC at 2:10 pretty pissed my day isn't finished yet
I feel sick and my morning shits are coming out all mushy and fluffy and my bowels hurt.
Colitis is a curse, every fucking morning I shit AT LEAST 3 times no matter how little I eat.
I'm dying. You are killing me. There is nothing left for me. My world ended when you left. We were supposed to be happy together. We were supposed to have a family. It was supposed to be perfect. I'm a better man than he could ever be. I wish you could see that. Every part of me aches. You burrowed into my bones and leeched all of the life out of me. You took a piece of me when you left and I've been looking for it ever since. I'm going insane every day that I don't have you in my life. I bleed for you every day. I see your face when I close my eyes. I'm covered in scars because of you. I have to swallow pills every day because of you. My family has abandoned me because of how you have made me. I have nothing. I am nothing. I could be something if you had stayed with me. Why did you have to stop loving me. Why won't you speak to me. Why do you pretend that I don't exist. I'm suffering and bleeding and dying and you don't care. I care about you completely. You don't care about me at all. You were happy when you thought I was dead. I think that's what hurt me most of all. I left you a phone message the night I tried to kill myself. and when I got out of the hospital I found you in these threads laughing about it. Do I need to die for you to be happy. Just tell me that's what you want and I'll do it. Just tell me to die and I'll die and you can be happy. Please tell me I can die. Please help me.
So what, does this girl go on britfeel or something? That raises two thoughts from me -
Why don't you just phone her if you have her number or go to her house
ROASTIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
I am a roastie, where is Jonesy, I want to suck him off even though I have a boyfriend. I might pretend to like videogames or football later so that I can get some hard bukkake action, yum yum.
>got up at 07:55 to make breakfast and shower so as to avoid my mum
>fast approaching lunch time
>she's still downstairs, showing no signs of getting ready to go out
one day you'll be able to confront the man who hurt you when you were young
>told not to sign on by job centre, as I'm 'pardoned'
>have to sign on the next day, get a mini sanction which is all their fault, they gave me wrong information
>sanctions are lifted, they say I'll be paid whenever
>it's been 7 days since they told me that, 7 days of late payment
this is a fucking joke
I hate being on benefits, all they do is fuck me about
what a total load of shit
This is long past a relationship, look at things. He probably still wants a relationship but he probably just wants to vent and release everything he feels about her to her and get rid of all the pent up feelings.
Who is she? I never pay attention to people drama but this suicidal guy has piqued my interest
Yeah lad. No meither here in this local pub for local people. Getting the fire going now
Yes. You're part of the empire. British clay.
Poleaboo is hanging around at the NUTRAXX office taking pics of the woman who interviewed him. Does anyone have an old GoPro for sale?
When is she getting a restraining order?
How many of you robots can drive?
Automatic doesn't count.