/britfeel/

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HAAH

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i really like Jun, please be my friend.

>>26067497
>Asians not welcome edition
Does that include super kawaii japanese babes?
I'd like them to post here.

need a qt southern twink bf

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Postan hot Asian gril cuz fuck OP

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who /University of Southampton/ here?
/britfeel/ meet up when?

>>26067529
This one time I'll accept anime asians.

When you're in brit, asians are referred to as paki people

>>26067517
THat's a man isn't it. I can see the bulge

>>26067497
Why would the Kebab shop be called 'Pakis Out'? Kebab shops are ran by Pakis. AbraKebabra was much funnier.

>>26067529

see

>>26067544

sometimes ya just gotta stick to OP

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>>26067544
hahahha me to lmao.

>>26067544
>Posting in brit
>doesn't realise asians are classed as paki people in britain.

Really showing me, mate.

>>26067566
I'm waiting for 2015 OP guy's abrakebabra to merge with 2016 op guys picture.

>>26067545
Hell hasn't froze over yet.

>>26067544
>the fucking curve on that body

wow

>>26067582
no need for bullying lad

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Post your waifu, Anon

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>>26067544
3a113ac7-2c66-4359-927b-0fa26b1adfe0

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>>26067497

I hope you're all registered with your local GP practice

>>26067497
Stop posting the shit OP image.

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who /stillinlovewithemilykane/ here

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>>26067578
>I'm waiting for 2015 OP guy's abrakebabra to merge with 2016 op guys picture.

Like this?

>>26067545
southampton meet up will happen

meeting at the triangle

>>26067617
My doctor I see is 100% British thank you and he's always fully booked.

>>26067615
There will come a time when you can no longer post this.

You have to understand this.

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>>26067545
i will be again soon.

>>26067615
ech

>>26067625
are you sure la.

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I can't go on without you. I think the end is nigh.

He's one of our own, he's one of our own.

That boy Poleaboo! He's one of our own.

ANIME SCUM LEAVE

>>26067624
No. >>26062036 merged with the previous thread OP image.

>>26067531
We've got a long waiting list, sadly

>>26067635
No there will not, the robot shall not prevail.

>>26067651
yes, we need a kik/skype group

>>26067655
You're just a shit fetish enthusiast
Shit fetish enthusiaaaast
You're just a shit fetish enuthisiast

>>26067652
You forgot your trip. She won't know it's you now and will never contact you now.

>>26067545
I'm from Southampton but I don't go to uni :^)

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>tfw no ritzy gf

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>>26067676
if it is not steam this little girl cannot be bothered la.

>>26067663
The previous thread OP image is shit though. Half the windows are gone and there is an abandoned JC which makes literally no sense. That implies everyone got jobs so they closed the JC down. Everyone didn't get jobs though.

so many southampton lads, it's surprising

>>26067655
Don't know if this is sarcasm, I hope it isn't.

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/fit/ won't fucking respond so I'm gonna ask my question here

Does cardio still strengthen your heart even if you have high amounts of stress, lack of sleep and take alot of caffeine? The fucking wageslavery is robbing my nerves and i like to drink alot of junk like energy drinks and i don't sleep much and I suffer from irregular heartbeat, like my heart seems to get out of the rhythm alot, for example it sometimes beats twice where the second beat is very heart, or it misses a beat or just in general i feel it beating weirdly and it can be painful too. 2 times i had this weird symptom where it would suddenly, from one beat to another, while resting, would beat twice as fast but only half as strong. it made me really dizzy and i thought i was gonna die, it only lasted about 5 seconds though.

so assuming the above mentioned is all due to caffeine, stress and lack of sleep: Could i reduce those problems if I did cardio? or would it do nothing at all or potentially even make it worse?

I'm underweight and never do any sort of exercise or cardio, except wageslaving though that's only medium physical exertion. I try to eat halfway healthy, for example i eat alot of fruits and vegetables and nuts on a daily, drink much wholemilk, eat wholegrains, eat much meat, i pretty much eat alot but then again love the occassional energy drink or fastfood like pizza or other junk like potatoe chips (desu i do at least one of that on a daily). eating about 3000 calories a day.

>>26067710
This is the problem. Me personally like THIS image. It just needs 2015 oap's abrakebabras shop to replace the one in this OP

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>>26067655
No, just no. Please leave towards the direction of reddit.

Why the fuck is Bin Laden in the OP image?

>>26067667
can you add me to it?

thx

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>>26067557
>THat's a man isn't it

No, just a scouser

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>>26067655
> Force themselves on us
> Not too idle
> Open cornershops
> Had 5 too many kids they can't afford
> Leaning on the state to introduce Sharia

http://strawpoll.me/6658047
http://strawpoll.me/6658047
http://strawpoll.me/6658047

academic straw/pol/ lads

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>>26067660
All you had to do was ask, anon.

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What do you think of this. It's my favourite angle.

>>26067778

DIRTY CHINK CARTOONS ARE LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY ANTI BRIT

No one is ever Leeds here.

Guess they are all too busy doing ket and MD to post on a chinese frog cartoon image channel.

>>26067786
tits need improving

>>26067804
I used to live in Leeds, then I took an arrow to the knee hahaahahaha.

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>>26067786
>>26067742
>>26067517
>posting 3D sluts
Kindly go back to >>>/b/, >>>/soc/ or whatever shithole you crawled out from.

>>26067724
Nah mate just quit your job you whiny bitch you clearly can't handle the real world

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hey, I see argument, I dint make the latest op image so don't go thinking that. its some new guy.

but im still working on elements.

I THINK im a bit happier with mr pakis shop now, enough to call it done..ish.

the window posters were just there to show that one theyre in place, you ant see inside the shop so im not gonna bother putting all that detail inside.

the posters are meant to be changeable.
one new op guy gets the psd.

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>>26067825
we here 2 stay lol

>>26067825
Sorry
I have been muted for 2 second. Trying again,

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>>26067615

As you commnd, azusanon

>>26067830
fuck my spelling was bad... think my keyboards on the way out.

>>26067825

>being a 2d chink loving cuck

no

>>26067828
>Le real world
All other jobs I worked before were a fraction as stressful as this one and paid more.

>>26067839
nah but seriously

It's the worst form of shitposting. Literally /b/ tier.

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>>26067615
Yea okay anon

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>>26067870
Pink board brah

If you don't want porn you know where to go >>>/int//brit/

>>26067857
Then go back to those jobs mate problem solved now stop bothering our comfy thread with your blogging bollocks

>>26067854
>Calls others cucks
>Posts girls he lusts for that have been cream-pied by genectically superior men
wew lad

>>26067870

>worse than paedo cartoons

serious nigger?

>>26067830
Really good man thanks you're the best

>>26067897
>Muslim women getting their burkas off

my dick

more pls

Anyone know if there are some good comedians touring right now?

Link related

http://www.cringechannel.com/2013/12/16/worst-comedian-of-all-time/

who /radiohead/ here

currently getting massive feels listening to 'house of cards' with the lights off

>>26067901
>Le just pick whatever job you like
>tries to tell me shit about the real world
LOL

Civil service anon?

sorry to be a pain. But now it wants me to do an online test i this just going to be maths and english, iq puzzle stuff?

>>26067969
It'll probably be like every other online test, scenarios with 4-6 options to choose from.

CAMBRIDGE ?
A
M
B
R
I
D
G
E

>>26067969
Assuming it's the same as when I applied, it's a logical reasoning test.

They give you a situation and you have to pick the best and worst options. Or they give you details and you have to pick the most economical option.

Super easy, worry not.

>>26067950
Ah a fellow racist-but-my-dick-isn't geezer.

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>at work in a shop today
>two jews buying a dress
>ask the one buying if she wants a bag, she says yes
>the other one (who isn't even buying) says "is it 5p?"
>say yes
>she actually says "oy" out loud
>lose my shit right there
>/pol/ was right
>hand over to another member of staff and laugh til my sides hurt in the office

I have a bit over 3K in the bank. This is the richest I have ever been. It's a nice feel.

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>>26067615

Azusa waifu anon you sure are getting lazy, posting the same picture every time. What about those 140 GB of raws?

>>26068031
i remember once i was in the london underground and the jamaican gatekeeper actually said "Jah Bless" i was like "that's a real thing?!"

>>26067957
Fucking hell this makes me want to do stand up if people that bad can get gigs

She does have a nice ass though

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>>26067652
Don't try to be me. I can do this on my own.

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still roleplaying as a little girl lads.

>>26068100
How can you even _consider_ the idea of getting up on a stage in front of an audience and entertaining them? I'm having palpitations just thinking about it.

>>26068100
The bar is higher for male comedians because it isn't sexist to call you a stupid unfunny cunt

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>>26068053
I've decided to start using that picture every time because it fits with the theme of the general and also it makes it easier for people to post their threadly waifus

Also all the screenshots I have are too big for r9k's filesize limit and converting them all is a painn

>>26068112
what do you think is really going to happen through all this?

>>26068142
Youre not hitting people with foam weapons? disappointed

>>26067734
I've been confused by Bin Laden too.

>>26068097
Jamaican's always say 'bless' and that type of shit. That's like being surprised at an Irish person saying 'craic'.

>>26068097
took all my might to not reply "yes, 5 whole shekels"

Fucking hell when did /britfeel/ become a haven for avatar fagging weebs?

>>26068049
How'd you get it?

>>26068169
I'm going to be happy again, some day. Just have to keep posting.

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>>26068187
Yesterday bruh

>>26068148
Yea good point maybe not. I made a band when I was 17 and played a gig in front of like 80 people at this grunge club type thing in my city was the worst experience of my life. Still not sure I'm over it and that was 6 years ago.

>>26068174
Well, I don't get out much.

>>26068191
Male prostitution, feels good man

>>26068193
Well, I hope so. At least you have a goal.

>>26068112
I think i'm developing schizophrenia.

>>26068187
Dunno mate thread has been taken over by homosexs, Muslims and waifu posters these days. I think we got too popular for our own good and the flood gates opened. Bit like Europe.

>>26068244
Thanks for the support. It helps.

>>26068191

Bonus time at work.

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Just fired off an application for an 'Administrative Officer' role at HMRC off the back off the lad in the previous thread suggesting civil service work.

Full time, 18k salary. The application bumf was even saying stuff like you don't need prior experience and all sorts. Basically a bunch of stuff that made me, a dosser, feel like I actually have a chance of getting it.

Of course I'll never get it, but still it felt good doing an application and not hitting the unskippable page where it says for you to enter references and prior work history.

>/brit/ getting mad the thread isn't just tedious UNIBANTER all day
lol

>>26067830
So now we need to add your mr pakis and abrakebabra to this OP and it's perfect

>>26068294
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be posting about here. I'm a lonely nerd. I don't care for lad culture, and parodying it holds no interest for me. I don't go to pubs or clubs. I have no friends or job. I live at home with my mum.

>>26068352
Did you have to do a test thingy?

>>26068100

I watched the whole thing and almost died.

>>26068247
I feel you senpai, I think I'm on the road to that too.

>>26067497
I don't have a problem with any asians. Refugees are the real problem.

>>26068148

I'd love to be able to do something like that, I'm a fairly typical robot normally but I've given a few presentations about my work at uni in front of big audiences and got some laughs, it really is an amazing feeling. I really enjoy giving presentations but spill my spaghetti if anyone talks to me afterwards.

>>26068426
Nah lad asians are the problem. Refugee's didn't bully and fuck /britfeel/'s crush when growing up.

>>26068352
I bet you'll get it mate. I have faith in you desu

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>There are kaffir posting in this thread RIGHT NOW

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>>26068458
Neither did Asians, it was the nigs and the whitebois who tried to act ghetto black

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>>26067615
how are you guys today?

Fucking bored lads, so sick of everything at the moment, all I fucking do anymore is shitpost and work

>>26068388
Yeah. Turns out that I actually didn't have to do it right away but I didn't check my email so I just did it then and there.

It went OK but I'm slightly annoyed because I fucking forgot to answer one of the questions. It was a maths question to which I had worked out the correct answer but I just didn't press the button for it. Only realised when I had literally 0:03 seconds left on the clock.

Some of the social-type questions weren't that easy. One that confused me involved a scenario:

>your supervisor gives you important tasks then takes annual leave
>your team leader while she is away gives you new tasks and says the priorities have changed
>doing your new tasks will leave you unable to complete the tasks assigned by your supervisor

And basically it boiled down to, whose tasks do you agree to do? I said in the end that I'd do the supervisor's tasks first, then the team leaders. My internal reasoning was that the supervisor's tasks were described as "important".

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>>26068509
grow up lol

>>26068426
Newspapers call Refugees Asians when they're violent so you don't immediately realise they're talking about filthy mussies

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>>26068465
Thanks friendo :3

>>26068527
>lol
>ugly chav bitch

Are you 14 by chance?

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>>26068565
nae

what big store sells good, strong rope?

>>26068498
Really not great. Hopefully I can fall asleep soon so I don't have to feel anything anymore.

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i really need a wee but in a long fight right on my roleplaying, don't want to slow down the pace with a break.

>>26068590

What do you need it for? The type of rope you need depends on what you want to do... I take it you want to kill yourself? Apologies if not.

>>26068598
>not having a pissbottle at the ready
For shame anon, its essential gear for games and shit

>>26068590
Climbing rope is what you want (for hanging suicide, I presume). So sports retail shops / megastores.

Alternatively you could use a leather belt with partial suspension in a door frame.

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>>26068490
Inshallah. We will rid them from the European levant.

>>26068640
yeah I do, hence the strong part, to make sure it doesn't break.

Why is there a million fucking threads lately?

>>26068598
How can people rp? Blows my mind, don't you get any pangs of realisation about the reality of what you're doing halfway through?

Not mad just jealous, wish I could lose myself in that kind of thing.

Anyone else just love everything about the dough on a pizza? Even like the fresh smell

>>26068685
get a group of good friends who want to non ironically do it. its really good fun playing around in a different world.

>>26068662

First of all, obviously, don't do it. I don't know you or your situation, but fuck it go do something else.

Second of all, if you are serious you should look into technique, don't want to choke yourself to death do you?

Thirdly as someone else has said, climbing rope.

>>26068662
I think there are easier less painful ways to go.
You don't want to fuck it up.

Paki muslim here, always love letting you lad's know im in here shitposting with you knowing how mad you'll be theres a paki in your midst.

might order domino's later

>>26068744
What kind of pizza you thinking of getting, lad? Don't forget to spoil yourself with garlic bread

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Looking forward to my breakfast tomorrow. Gonna have:

>rolled oats with milk and honey
>slice of Warburton's Toastie, toasted and buttered
>cup of coffee with milk

Absolutely love breakfast; for the rest of the day I want to die.

>>26068775

mighty meteor with tandoori chicken on it.

dunno if i'll get garlic bread, usually get bbq wings and some ben & jerry's icecream to go along with it.

>>26068744

Do you believe in Allah?

>>26068724
>trying to talk down someone contemplating suicide on an arctic lighthouse operators HAM radio frequency

>>26068744
Do you make trouble for your neighbours, and try to force your culture on everyone you meet? If not, I don't care.

>>26068793
Good taste bro, enjoy yourself

>>26067545
what you studying senpai?

Right. I'm finally gonna do it.

Give me the low down on learning to drive.

I've tried a few times. I think I know the gist but it just bores the shit out of me and I can't bring myself to care.

How do I study for the theory. Is there any simulators I can play to learn?

Hope we stay in the EU, to tell the truth, friends

>>26068849
Press the pedals and turn the steering wheel. The left one makes you go slower and the right one makes you go faster. There's sometimes another left one which has something to do with a stick.

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Might go to the corner shop in a minute lads, what should I buy? 8 decides

>>26068904
>8 decides
Fuck off.

>>26068904
>nothing

its what you deserve.

>>26068904
Hello /b/

>>26068849
>How do I study for the theory?
Theory test is two parts: one is a multiple choice quiz of 50 questions, the other is a series of video clips called Hazard Perception.

To pass the quiz: download any app from your phone's app-store dedicated to 'Passing the driving theory test'. I have the AA app. Do the practice quizzes every day. It's tedious but you soon get to know the answers. Some answers must be memorized like shit about stopping distances, while most are common sense.

For the hazard perception you can do free practices online as well just google it.

As for actually driving, for me it was nerve-wracking at first but it quickly became fun. After a short while I genuinely began to look forward to being able to get behind the wheel for my next lesson. Just driving a car in general, changing gears, maneuvering is all fun as fuck/

>>26068891
Yank detected

>>26068873
I dislike your opinion.

>>26068849
Short, sharp steering
Keep your eyes on the pavement to make sure you don't hit anyone
Memorize every license plate you see in case you are later required as a witness to an accident or crime
Don't let yourself get too cold on long drives at night or your extremities could freeze up

>>26068904

Some wool

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>>26068873
ma'sh'allah

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. x

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>>26068916
>>26068935
>>26068937
>/britfeel/ is full of boring cucks
Why am I not surprised, go back ironically jerking off allahposters

>>26068944
Consarn it!

WHY IS THIS THREAD MOVING SO FAST

>>26069011
Wednesday is normieday

>>26068984
Maybe if you didn't try to turn our haven into a roll thread you'd have had a more welcoming response.

As it is, you can go away and buy a packet of rubber johnnies for all I care.

>>26069011
Why is that a problem?

>>26069053
>hole of britbong shitposters
>haven
Yeah, okay mate

>>26069074
It means there's been a surge of normies and other undesirables

>>26068940
>>26068948
Inciteful responses thank you.

>>26068891
thanks

>>26068904
condom and cucumber

>>26069096
Not being funny, but I really don't want normies here, I'm in enough of a state as it is.

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>>26068984
fuck off you walking sugar cube cunt, go die of a heart attack fat boy, we banged your mam

>>26067545
>no one from my uni goes to r9k they are all normies reee
>see this
OhShit.jpg

>>26068352

They'll do some bullshit rating test on your interview mate.

On a scale of 1-7 on 5 criterias you gotta get 4 in everything or else you auto fail.

biggest load of shit ever considering how these brainless fucks do literally nothing. Be prepared to lie out of your teeth and act like a super normie

>>26069022
Really want to paint female nudes lads

>>26068904
Pre-grated parmesan and a rawhide chew

>>26069096
So basically if you post you're a normie and we should all sit here sedately observing the thread fall to page 10?

>>26068904
Freddo, a bag of flamin hot monster munch and a can of tizer

>>26068352
>applied for AO

Enjoy your new job lad.

>>26069197
Competency interview is the best thing ever. Beats getting asked stupid shit like "what is your biggest weakness"

>>26069197
>Be prepared to lie out of your teeth and act like a super normie

This will be the biggest hurdle for me (if I make it that far). Naturally I am a massive sperg. I've actually got an appointment at the local mental health team to be assessed for mental problems due to the anxiety.

But fuck it; I've applied now. If I make it that far then I'll put on my best normie act.

>>26069263
Go for it senpai, do it for all us shits who are too cowardly to get where you are.

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>>26069250
>Enjoy your new job lad.

Do I r-really have a chance of getting this job? Surely they don't just dish out 18k jobs to any old pleb.

>>26068904
All the coca cola hubba bubbas they have

>>26068904
A condom. Only one, you have to ask for one from a packet.

>>26068904
An electronic cigarette and a lighter

>>26069250
Well here's hoping I become a Operational Delivery Officer Front Line Manager.

>>26069263
I am also on the mental heath team waiting list

>>26069303
>Surely they don't just dish out 18k jobs to any old pleb.

lol

I've worked with AOs who couldn't speak English or who were literally retarded. Likewise I've been in charge of a guy who used to be a VP in an American bank, and took the AO role as a time filler until his wife retired.

Unnless you tell the interviewer how much you love an respect Hitler, it's impossible to fail.

>want to sleep early tonight
>pyro maniac chav neighbour is drunk and high on the roof his his extension with his mates

Welp there goes my sleep. Looks like I'll be up all night making sure the house isn't set on fire.

>>26069391
That sucks senpai. I kind of ktf, my housemates are always being loud late at night.

>>26069391
Have you considered telephoning the local constabulary?

>>26069388
That is all good to here lad. Gained some serious hope from this thread.

>>26069387
>I am also on the mental heath team waiting list
How long have you been on for? Obviously it varies from place to place but I was referred two months ago, heard absolutely nothing, phoned them up and it turns out I wasn't even fucking on the system. After that I got a letter out the next day with an appointment.

>>26069459
No, there's no point. They're not doing anything illegal. That's why I have to stay up and wait until my house is on fire or my windows are bricked.

>>26069461
if you can use the phone you're not enough of a sperg to need their services.

>>26069493
It was actually my dad who phoned them. That part was conveniently left out.

>>26069461
I waited for a 2 month for an assessment then I had another assessment a bit after that now I have only been waiting a few weeks to actually see a therapist but they said they can't even imply when that will be it could be forever

>>26069517
Oh, my apologies, carry on then.

>>26069489
http://www.nidirect.gov.uk/noise-nuisance-and-neighbours

It's after 11 senpai ;)

>>26068904
buy the marriage of the owners daughter

>>26069533
>they said they can't even imply when that will be it could be forever
Quite shit. Honestly wouldn't mind waiting like a month or more if they actually had a date picked out and told you when it was going to be. Months of hearing nothing is dire.

What was the initial assessment like if you don't mind my asking? Mine is with two psychiatrist nurses. I'm worried that I won't know what to say and they won't take me seriously. Are they quite good at extracting information about your situation?

Someone reply to me? I need some validation sorry

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thinking about watching some x-files and going to sleep.

>>26069388
some of the other jobs look like right shit to apply for, requiring you to write a paragraph on how you inspired diversity in an intelligence analysis position previously etc

>>26069617

okir fokir

>>26068776

>carbs carbs carbs carbs

fatass.

>>26069607
He read questions off a sheet mostly and just wrote in the boxes. A lot was just stuff about how I felt and if I worked etc, how much alcohol you drink, or drugs. If I get on with my parents and family.

All pretty regular desu

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>>26069617
Have a (You) my man.

>>26069617
All right mate how you doing mate?

>>26069665
>>26069688
>>26069691
Thanks alot guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Tc94-nboU

>>26069684
They're looking for a pigeon-hole to sort you into.

>>26069671
I will concede that I do eat a ridiculous amount of carbohydrates. But I'm not fat. Arteries are probably clogged and buttery though.

>>26069684
Cool, cheers m80.

Life is like this empty tea mug in front of me.

It was once full of delicious hot tea, but that was a long time ago, even the surface at the bottom is dry.

>made a Beasts of No Nation thread on /tv/
>haven't seen the film

Poleaboo might go watch it now

He likes Idris Elba

>>26069747
Don't blame you mate, I fucking love carbs.
I'm not fat either, but I am incredible doughy, not sure were all my muscle is hiding desu

>>26069671
Is cheese a carbohydrate?

>>26069764
The second one was over the phone and with this right bitch and I almost started sperging out on her

It was all "on a scale of 1 to 8, how well do you get on with people?"

>>26069770
>Beasts of No Nation

They've made a film about the migrants already?

>>26069796
Nah it's just fat and protein from milk. Very, very little carbohydrates by composition.

>>26069805
minus 57
>>26069817
DO ho ho.

>>26069817
hahah very funny racist go watch your fucking saving private ryan white fucking shit

Allah Akbar

im sick lads and i dont want to go to uni tomorrow

dealing with people is such a hassle

just want to hug my mom to be honest

>>26069863
>mom
Your not trying very hard are you?

>>26069863
>wanting to hug your mum

gaaaaay

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>>26067497
POLAND STRONG
O
L
A
N
D

Poleaboo will watch Beasts after the League Cup highlight

Come on you Cityzens!

>>26069882
I'm British but my mother is American so she makes me call her mom. Just a force of habit now.

>>26069863
i could go do that right now because she's downstairs.

i mean, my mum, not yours. this wasn't a "haha i'm shagging your mum" joke. sorry.

>>26069892
City won by refball.

Now I have no one to cheer in the final. I guess City are the lesser of the two evils.

Beasts of No Nation is honestly not that great. Watch 'Hotel Rwanda' if you want a more gripping story about African savagery and woe.

>>26069882
"""""""mum""""""" is what subhuman inbred chavs say, I hate this word with passion.

Mom on the other hand, sounds ok.

>>26069932
Mum is literally the English way to say it mate

Chavs say 'mam' or 'muh' or 'ma'

>>26069932
I don't like "mum" either. I spent most of my teen years calling her "Mother".

>>26069924
Poleaboo wants Idris Elba

>>26069953
>>26069957
i dont care, mom is superior

who /mom/ here

>>26069958
Who?
contentcontentcontent

I AM GOING TO BED NOW

GOODNIGHT M8S

>>26069983
you're half-yank?

>>26067624
Me in the upper left btw

Just ate a Whisper mates, it gave me a memory

>be about 8 or 9 years old
>back when they got rid of Whispers
>in the Spar with my m8s
>have a basket to put our stuff in
>put basket on floor
>security guard throw a Whisper into the basket then walks over and asks us 'Hey where did you get that'
>we're like wow a Whisper and he starts laughing
>puts Whisper back in his pocket

I bet he did that every day until Whispers came back and ruined his fun.

>>26069904
Oh its you lad. My dads american, but hes lived here so long he has a strange mixed accent.

>>26067497
Who is the lady in the thought bubble? Can you post the full version?

>>26070009
im a paki, why?

>>26069984
You know who Idris Elba is, everyone does

Great actor, never been in a great film
Always a choice when fantasy casting

>>26070018
I remember the advert with Smith and Jones but I don't think I've ever actually had one.

>>26070018
that's class

me and my mate used to rob sweet from shop then eat our stolen merchandise in front of him

>>26070009
Yea, my mum wanted to marry a black man but all of the black men in America are ghetto hood types so she moved to London to marry and educated black man here. So I am half American and half black but the good kind of black.

>>26070031
http://imgur.com/a/0Gi08

>>26070059
Nice. How much racism have you suffered at our hands?

where's my southern bf

>>26070104
Whats so special about them being southern?

>>26070126
nothing

oc

>>26070065
Thank you

I feel I've seen some of these before

>>26070098
It's alright so far, I have a scholarship for "People from diverse families". Two thousand and half quid per month to cover up rent (I live in an en-suite). The rest I blow on take aways and anime figurines.

Honestly lifes good so far, and white chicks seem to dig me in spite of my autistic hobbies.

Too bad though, 2D all the way.

>>26070055
>nicking sweets

Me and my mates used to go down Big W near us, get a pick and mix bag, then just put loads of Mars bars, snickers and stuff like that from the shelf into the bag then when we paid for it because they just do it by weight it'd be like 70p for a whole load of fully sized chocolate bars and packs of sweets.

We'd also ride around in those little cars they have there, the red ones with the yellow roofs if you remember? Where you move it with your feet? They are meant for 3 year olds but we were like 8-12 having drag races through the shop in them.

We used to play hide and seek in Big W as well, that was legendary. One time my mate hid in this wash basket thing and a random lady shopping opened it and saw him inside she just laughed and walked off.

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You're making me bleed again. It's flowing like a dark river down my arm.

>>26070050
He meat Poleaboo you fucking autist

Ex convict Poleaboo vowed never to rest until the woman who framed him was safley behind bars.

Tilde was living the high life in Doggers corner on the reward money.

One spring day Poleaboo spotted her across the street and shouted over the noise of the traffic
"Will you poo"

"Only spew", screamed Tilde and ran for it down a quiet alley only to find Pakis out

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>>26067497
Kebab meat, chilli sauce and chips + a beer

who /comfyzone/ here?

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white women :/

not original

>>26070175
>tfw our society literally gives niggers free money because they're niggers

what the fuck is the point

"fuck off u melt, Now! on the floor" Angryanon demanded, his face suffuced with lust and loathing.

"Never," Poleaboo's mum cried, "would you like to come for curry?"

She desparately looked around London Zoo dazzled by the press photographers flashing bulbs.

As she closed her eyes all she could remember was threeway interacial orgy

>>26070343
pottery p o t t e r y

>>26070343
>woman
The fat bastard fucking wishes

>>26070383
Brilliant apart from the sauce. Can't be doing with that.

Come on guys post I'm lonely

I want to play FM but can't concentrate because I'm too worried about the chavs.

>>26070189
Did she break up with you something?

>>26070545
>I'm too worried about the chavs.
What are they doing?

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Norman master race

>>26070545
what chavs

>>26070545
Sorry lad, it's that time of night where /britfeel/ slowly begins to die.

>>26070189
It's me. How have you been?

I'm sorry i haven't contacted you, i think we need to meet up to talk things through.

>>26070576
>tfw british french and german
>have norman features

>>26070576
Who is the guy in the middle picture? I need a haircut and I think that might work for me

>>26070566
Just out on the roof the extension at the moment smoking weed. Normally they light fires and set fireworks off from the roof of the extension. They also have scaffolding up at the moment so they might get on our roof (we have a flat roof). About 6 months ago they got on the roof and ripped all of the felt and everything off of our roof so when it rained all the water came in the house through the roof. That is why I have black mold all in my bedroom now.

They also might just do little stuff like egg the windows or throw all their litter in our garden so I like to be awake just in case anything happens.

>>26070566
i think they were having a party on the roof of the extension next door

>>26070617
pewdiepie

qw

>>26070543
shame, spicy stuff warms you up and makes you relaxed and comfy

>>26070617
Daniel Walmo

Some homo from /vg/

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>>26070657
Sounds like it's time to form the neighbour hood watch, lad.

>>26070617
>I need a haircut
its the balding combover look mate

citation:I'm living it

>>26070657
fucking hell mate what a nightmare

hope the black mold doesn't kill you

>>26068904
a gun to shoot yourself with, weeb

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Who /latenightsopranos/ here?

Watching for the 4th time and still picking up small shit I missed. Such a great show, or i'm just really stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxSUKA--Dg

>>26070744
It looks cute as fuck though

bt said they're under no obligation to fix my phone line despite it hanging off the telephone pole across the street, fucking faggots desu.

>>26070821
Thanks for privatisation, Maggie!

>>26070814
Hate the 50 unresolved plotlines. Ending really killed my interest in any repeat viewings. If I see it on TV though, I put it on for background noise

Hoping to have a sex dream tonight. Night lads.

Poleaboo feels this thread is looking a bit to much like /Brit/

>>26070814
It's shit, nothing happens, characters are one dimensional, talking to a therapist is lazy as shit writing

Watch Beasts of no nation like me

>>26070866
>Sopranos
>Plot

>>26070821
You should have said it was dangerous would have had someone out that day

>>26070885
>Poleaboo feels this thread is looking a bit to much like /Brit/

That's because you're not welcome ya paki tramp. Go record some girl shitting ya dutty paki

>>26070774
>hope the black mold doesn't kill you

I hope it does so I don't have to liver here anymore lol.

This isn't even my bedroom it is actually the spare box room, I had the big bedroom at the back but that is connected to the extension where they hang out so the room became unlivable, I could never open the windows or stuff would be lobbed in through them and even with them shut the whole room stank of cigs and weed and at night obviously it was impossible to sleep. It got the point where I couldn't even have the curtains drawn back because they'd start lobbing stuff at the window if they seen me in there and if I were to fall asleep without closing the curtains I'd wake up to them watching me which was very disturbing. I used to have a job so I needed to be able to sleep better than I had been so I just moved all of my stuff into the box room. The bed here isn't very comfy and like i said it is covered in black mold but at least I can sleep some nights. Although I don't have a job anymore so it doesn't matter as much. I was thinking about getting one again but I know with how things are here I can't commit to it because I won't be able to have a proper sleeping pattern.

That's why I need to stay up posting on britfeel to distract me from them lol

>>26070898
I would rather poleaboo than normies.

>>26070885
You really do have fucking shit taste

>hurr durr I'm too fucking stupid to comprehend good media

>>26070910
You can't want yourself ya paki fuck.

>>26070594
I don't think he cares much about you. He was telling us that your a fat bitch he feels sorry for.

>>26068352
The civil service is a stable job . You sacrifice short term financial gain for better job security and pensions

>>26070911
The Wire is good

My issues with Sopranos are perfectly legit, it started off like a comedy and then started taking itself seriously late in season 3. That's a complete lack of integrity

Most scenes are meaningless babble , there's no deeper meaning, no metaphors, no overarching plot points

>>26068352
I'd love a job like that.

30 year old NEET with 10 years of ESA though. Never going to happen

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>>26070910
Pakipoo is a good guy

>>26071018
That pay is good, better than most

>>26071048
On the plus side they're never gonna target you for stopping the benies

>>26071029
I tried to watch The Wire, couldn't get into it desu. I only saw the first 3 or so episodes though so I do want to try it again at some point.

>>26071099
They target me every 2-3 years.

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>>26071080
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN POSTED IT

>>26071080
Literally no ass

>>26071101
The Wire is a bit slow to start with you need to get about 6 episodes in for everything to really be in place but after that it gets more intense with each episode. It has some really long story lines that span the entire 5 seasons which is partly why it is a bit slow to start. The pay off is worthwhile.

>>26070558
3 years ago, yes she did.

And you guys can't trick me. I'll know it's her, when it's the real her.

>>26071080
MENTAL MATE!

post the video for bants, bruvva.

Poleaboos dad had the nerve to ask if he's been looking for work

>>26071101
First few episodes are actually shit (on first viewing at least) but by the end of season 1 you'll be thinking it's the GOAT

>>26071175
Yeah, I assumed it was like that. I just have some much shit I need to watch and play. So I just moved on and started watching game of subreddits instead.

lads i cant take this anymore

i dont know where my life is going

>>26071266
shit shit I take that back. I know it's fake.

>>26071176
Why don't you email/call/chain yourself to her front gate or somthing?

This is wasted effort. Your a poor excuse for a stalker.

>>26071278
It should be successfully going down the drain.

>>26071176
3 years is a long time. What makes you think she even wants to get back with you or even speak again?

>>26071278
We're going to meet up one day, I'll hand you an AK-47 and then we'll take the bus down to the uni

>>26071269
>Poleaboos dad had the nerve to ask if he's been looking for work
You're sat at home mooching of your parents money. I don't see how he's out of order asking you that.

>>26071336
Because Poleaboo obviously doesn't like being unemployed and should be expected to be doing everything he can to dig himself out of this rut

>>26071336
Because he had the audacity to come to this country and to concieve the little heathen. All wrongs stem from him fucking his 13 year old wife, inshallah.

>>26071313
I don't know. I have nothing else to live for. This is it for me.

>>26071385
Fuck off

Both Poleaboos parents were in their early 20s when they wed

>>26071403
Have you tried phishing her gmail?

>>26071385
top kekkerinos

>>26071403
>I have nothing else to live for. This is it for me.
Then she'll never want to get back with you. Girls don't like it when you are THAT clingy. Social and job status matters.

Make HER want you back.

>>26071375
But you spend more time hacking emails desu. You post that you do your job search forms the day before. Clearly you aren't doing much to get yourself out.

watching toradora lads

>>26071494
Don't try to reason with the supreme autist.

>>26071511
Well he doesn't know that, he should assume otherwise

Besides, asking now ignores the 200+ applications sent out before Poleaboo lost his morale

>>26071706
He lives with you. He can tell you're lazy.

>>26067497
Just broke my chair and I'm too scared to tell mommy but she'll find out when she needs to out my pee bottles
wat do?

>student
>no job
Does this feel seriously bother anyone else? I think about the fact that I have literally no income other than loans and sometimes my parent's money and it makes me feel pathetic, couldn't imagine a girl going for something like that tbqh, not that I support such shallowness

goodnight britfeel. see you in the morning.

Thinking about taking a summer vacation to the UK this summer. I live in an overseas territory/tax haven.

I've been to London, but I wanna see other shit. Anything you can recommend lads?

>>26072109
Stay away from Liverpool.

>>26071933
You need to fuck off, normie vermin

>>26071933
You at uni? Because if so, I don't think anyone's expecting much on the career side... Most people are living off loans.

>>26072165
If you don't have a job during uni, you probably won't have one afterwards

40% or so have jobs

>>26071933
Normie as fuck

>25 year old student
>was socially retarded NEET for 3 years
>doing shite tier college course in an attempt to unfuck my shit
>living off loans
>living with parents in tiny cramped room which I have to pay a small amount of rent for
>haven't had a job in about 5 years now and i'm starting to become borderline unemployable

I should probably just end it all.

>wageslaving in a shop
>have a works night out
>31yo boss sits on my lap
>starts putting her arm around me
>mentioned I was cold so she started rubbing my chest

Fuck. She's a solid 6, and I'm around a 5. The fuck do I do? We always have a laugh at work but I didn't think she was into me.

>>26072109
>I live in an overseas territory/tax haven.

Which one?

Is it comfy?

>>26072540
Post pics obviously

And what kind of shop, are there not customers there to see it happen?

Also bang her.

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What's your TV reccomendations fellow britfeelers?

Just saw a bbc documentary about a paki college worker who defrauded the welsh government out of money by taking on random students from around the world onto level4/5 courses even if they could barely speak english and they didnt even have to turn up to lessons they just signed in and left.

anyway, if anyone wants to watch (no tv license required): http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06qsvgp/week-in-week-out-learning-how-to-fake-it

brb lads I think the chavs are trying to break in.