/britfeel/

>>26061857
mods are going a bit crazy desu

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What uni are you at, lads?
I want two people to meet by the end of this thread.

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Jun, the Hampshire friend of all. Everyone is welcome here.

everyone.

>>26061877
Yeah, why was the last thread deleted? Did someone post Hannah?

stop with the fucking meetups you normies

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>>26061902
tfw finished Uni and living at mums, so very alone.

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>>26061902
> N E W C A S T L E

Would be willing to compromise with Northumbria.

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>>26061902
>uni
Normie go to /brit/

>>26061857

foreigners are fine

EXCEPT FOR PAJEETS!!!!

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Why the new thread?

Bite me.

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>>26061857
to reply to your last message before it was deleted.

>>I know, I've made all of these so far. Glad you like the boarded up job centre, I think it really works. I started with this and made all the moderations since, so thanks to whoever made this one. Out of interest, does anyone have /britfeel/ images through the ages saved?

I keep uploading the archive but it doesn't last long, re uploading it now for you. it`ll take an hour or two.

re the current one you posted, I did actually make that as a mock up, that's why it was so shit, wasn't meant to be used.
I was working on a neat version but its proved a bit harder than anticipated, I was trying to get it done by the end of this month.

for example, this was the last version of the kebab house I made.

back to eating my ginsters.

-2015 oap

>>26062036
that's good, people should use this desu. and also more anime.

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>>26061912
Are we assigning kei-ons to counties now? Azunyan for Sussex.

>autismlevelsthroughtheroof.webm

fucking bone in my ginsters. gee thanks.

Did anyone grass me up for the phishing shit?

It feels as if I've been rumbled

>>26062036


>you faggots will never experience the glory of a super stuffed cheese, nutella and pineaple calzone from salford pizza


This alone redeemed the entire middle eastern race.

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>>26062036
>poleaboo's sock puppet polish gf

Oh god, I'm in tears. Please use this image.

>>26062099
It's because you fucked it up yourself lad.

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>>26062078
please delete, do not lewd K-ons please.

This will not work because both Jun and Azusa are Hampshire.

>>26061902
>having the confidence to go to uni
FUCK OFF NORMIES YOU DONT BELONG HERE

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>you will never get a greasy kebab with /britfeel/ after a friday night of clubbing in croydon
Feels shit, lads

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>>26062107
Still more attractive than the real polish girl

>>26062130
HAMPSHIRE?

lad

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>>26062141
>clubbing
>r9k

it would be worse than the brit meetup.

>>26062099
Story time?

Plz

>>26062168
Keep up to date lad.

It's been posted the past few days. Go find it, we aren't going to spoon feed you.

Can't even relate to these threads, they are filled with the classic ''lad'' normie hipsters. why do you even post on /r9k/ f

>>26062099
I thought you weren't targetting the poles. Only some sad lad who thinks they'll become his gf if he emails them updates about you bothers with snitching.

>>26062154
no, just want to pretend I was one of the guys who met up in hampshire and did lewd stuff

>>26062210
I was the same. You have to find a specific reason to stay, there's the animeposters, poleaboo and tilde's antics, the racists and the angry/shoutanons

the NEETs and proper robot shut ins don't get much of a say though, like in real life

>>26062157

>pub

seriously, who the fuck goes there other than 50 year old losers waiting to die?

Then again the bouncers would probably kick the vast majority of you mugs anyway.

>>26062136
But dude I ironically watch anime I'm a total robot XD.

>>26062225
Let's not get into the details of it all, that can only end badly

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>There are people that genuinely believe that the South East isn't the centre of the universe.

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>>26062255
>tfw kent

sigh

>>26062225
>some sad lad who thinks they'll become his gf if he emails them updates about you bothers with snitching.
It's more to do with the fact that it's funny to watch poleaboo's plans fail.

>>26062255
Minus Dover-istan and Brighton of course.

anyone from Bromley? moving out soon to go further out to Kent. gonna miss old bromley

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>>26061857
>that butchered OP pic

Here is the actual one

>>26062239
Found the normie, go back to your clubs and 9 quid rum and cokes

>>26062235
pretty sure the animeposters and the neets/proper robots have a massive overlay

>>26062185
I know the story up to this point. You got in, got locked out, got back in to find everything gone.

How'd you get rumbled?

>>26062367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpaYTSdmWfY

you're probably right though

>>26062239
>seriously, who the fuck goes there other than 50 year old losers waiting to die?

Loads of people m80

>>26062255
Even the South East has it's black spots m80.

>Margate
>Hastings

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You must post your waifu

>>26062344

The Jobcentre inclusion is better but the Pakis Out thing needs to go, Abra Kebab ra is funnier too

>>26062367
Anime posters are all unifags and meeting up irl.

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>>26062401
talk later babe <3.

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>>26062401
Seems to be that I get to post my waifu more often now.

>>26062078
>Sexualising the keions
Rasheed.

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>>26062391
>tfw ramsgate

close one there.

>>26062403
apart from those 2 who had some lewd fun, what other animefags meeting up and are unifags?

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>>26062134
how are they Hampshire desu?

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>so much hostility in /britfeel/

Lads seriously, just peace peace

Yaaaaay

Peace, peace

https://youtu.be/H8XWRxN8ZsQ

>>26062440
the autistic runts who post them both live in Hampshire and don't shut up about it.

>>26062454
kaiki best gatari desu

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>>26062440
Hampshire is the patrician county and they are the patrician girls

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>>26062454
oh, its you, again very nice to see you.

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>>26062401
Pure beauty.

>>26062462
>runt man

Fucking hell almost as bad as the bloke who says 'raggle melt'

"Bunch of Migrants" Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZH9IoBw4ws

ANIME FAGS OUT ANIME FAGS OUT ANIME FAGS OUT ANIME FAGS OUT ANIME FAGS OUT ANIME FAGS OUT

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>>26062401
literally no equal, 100% perfection

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>>26062401
I suppose that I can post her~

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Too late to call.

Guess I'm putting it off for another day.

>>26062508
Hare Hare Yukai is horribly overrated and Tomare! is the patrician ED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWCzFe1B4rU

>>26062560
Do you have a Steam account or something?

Just went to go play Runescape again but you have to download it now, what the fuck is that all about?

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>>26062471
He is pretty great, I love when he sprints after Kanbaru until she collapses and then she makes that noise
https://youtu.be/vKfFs10559A

The whole series is good desu, makes me depressed knowing I'll never have a loli vampire living in my shadow though
https://youtu.be/4YuziyVEwPs

>you will never, EVER, be a qt anime grill

that slag in the chicken madras advert makes my pant hard

>>26062508
>go to 4chan
>complain about anime

REDDIT OUT REDDIT OUT REDDIT OUT REDDIT OUT REDDIT OUT REDDIT OUT

>>26061902
glasgow lads

who glasgow here

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PAKIS OUT lll NOW


oc

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>mum brings back 5 piece chicken select meal
>they didn't put in any dipping sauce at all

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>>26062711
fuck off, george

oc

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>>26062417

Your waifu is Lisa Simpson?

>>26062569
I don't use it very much~

steamcommunity.com/id/tildeanon

>>26061857
new britfeel OP pic is fantastic, way better than >>26062344

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>>26062750
tildey, is this your new alt?

don't be lying to me now.

who glasgow here

glasgow

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>>26062417
>Undertale
I'm not even english but thats the worst waifu ever.

Must say 2015 OP if you could combine the interior of >>26062036 with the JC and the Mr Paki's newsagents I think you'd be on to a winner mate

>>26062795
It isn't an alt or anything like that. I made it a few months ago when some anons expressed interest in being my friends.

I would never lie to you anon~

>>26062828

That's that tumblr game where you can not fight everyone right? I would kill that fat ugly dinosaur thing, I might buy it just to do that and hopefully it has a dying animation I can post on here.

>>26062789
its the same guy.

>>26062830
I know but please understand the current op is not my work. im not doing these. its a new guy.

>>26062480
>patrician
There's plenty of non-whites there though.

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>>26062803
Am no m8
Good patter though

WE NEED YOUR VOTE!!
http://strawpoll.me/6655534/r

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>>26062401

>day-long health and safety training at work
>come home
>scrolling through pictures of waifu eases the pain slightly

>>26062708
Glasgows retarded little brother Caledonian here

Soz lad

>>26062859
yeah but they're different images

which one are you, 2015 OP image guy?

>>26062871
fuckin hell

IF I WONT SEE ANY GLASGOW LADS IN HERE

IM LITERALLY

L I T E R A L L Y

killing meself

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Poleaboo forced himself to masturbate to those Mistress T videos

They weren't very good, or maybe Poleaboo just isn't into raceplay

Not sure how she stayed on his radar for so long, despite watching several of her videos over the years

>>26062872
Someone voted for pakis JUST after I made the poll. I hadn't even posted the link here.

Wtf is all that about?

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>>26062905
its the lefties rigging the votes m8

>>26062905

Maybe they go around looking for things to vote on.

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>>26061902
If you want to meet up with faggots, why not check the subreddit for your town and go to a meetup that they have?

>>26062888
im 2015 oap image guy. I know it must be confusing for people to keep up. I just don't want them thinking its me still doing all this work.

>>26062858
nah thats the only thing in the game that cant die

or well actually if you kill her two friends (who both disliek her) she commits suicide so its good

>>26062931

That picture is utterly delightful.

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>>26062914
Around blacks, never relax.

Oh come on, how is that not original hahah.

>>26062239

Where else to go to drink if there's a lack of bars around?

>>26062948
except me, you can relax around me

>>26062331
bromley here mate

>>26062995
NIGGERS OUT

occ

>>26063027
mean, very mean indeed anon

>>26062995
NIGGERS OUT
I
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>no southern twink bf
So lonely, lads

>>26063049
>tfw no southern femboy bf

>>26063049
>>26063075
DISGUSTING HOMOS OUT NOW

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>tfw mum hasn't called me for tea yet

>>26062897
tfw mistress t will never kick your balls

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>>26062401
Feeling a bit sick desu. Got a sore throat and flu symptoms.

>tfw no Spooky Ougi to spoon and keep me warm like a hot water bottle

>>26063075
But my bf posts here and told me to come here

>>26063049
post skype

oc

>>26063181
wanna do some stuff on the side?

>>26063196
Seeing as homos are completely incapable of being faithful / exclusive, I bet the answer to that is yes

gonna kill myself but first let me eat dinner alright

>>26063250
hey, I'm a fag and I haven't cheated once!

because I'm a robot who hasn't spoken to another human apart from family in 4 years

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>>26063196
Sure thing handsome, i'm always down to fuck

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>just realised I spend around 100 bong a month on takeaways

Damn, this needs to stop. I'm not even fat either.

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>>26062750
there you go lad, friends with Jun. as everyone should be.

>>26063331
embrace it lad

>>26063250
any proof of this?

I understand majority etc but is there proof of all of them?

gonna go for a nap and get comfy. back later.

>>26063357
Majority is all that matters

Just like majority of pakis being smelly fucks

alright lads im gonna go eat dinner


wait for me alright

safe

>>26063049
>>26063184

or email me, i-im a lonely southern twink

[email protected]

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>>26063379
You're boring me, George

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>my dogshit town is never in the news because it's dogshit
>during the election it made national news because a UKIP candidate was missing from the voting slip
>now it's in national news for this

http://www.theguardian.com/education/2016/jan/27/wave-support-schools-ban-parents-wearing-pyjamas-skerne-park-darlington

The school in question is probably the worst in the town. If I had a kid and had the choice between sending them to that school or keeping them locked away and illiterate, I'd choose the latter for their own good

Eating cottage pie in bed mates

>>26063399
Can smell you from here

>>26063406
How's the tattoo doing?

>>26063357
Watch coronation Street.

>>26063399
I like to imagine these people like junior school girls having a playdate where they make posters for animal welfare or taking care of the community or some shit
>everyone come to achmeds house for 11
>mehmet wil bring the glue
>abdul will bring the glitter

>>26063406
>slummy mummies

>>26063406
That's some bullshit desu mate how are they supposed to be comfy if they can't wear their pajamas?

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I'm going to eat my din din in 10 minutes and need something to watch on iPlayer or youtube during it.

Please recommend me something lads.

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>>26063427
shoo, shoo, back to your containment board, you dirty twat

>>26063406
>telling parents to stop dropping kids off in PJ's

What the fuck. That bitch needs to mind her own fucking business. I have a full time job but whenever I'm off work I'm in PJ's and PJ-type clothes. Also, what if the parents want to go back to bed and sleep some more when they get home?

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>>26063435
Pretty good thanks, bought some Bepanthen today (baby bum rash cream) like the tattoo artist suggested. Does wonders for the itchy feeling you get after a few days.

>>26063478
>>26063399
>Islam has come to shit up the thread AGAIN

Do ISIS have a special division dedicated to detailing /britfeel/?

>>26063479
>going out in public in pjs

It's pretty easy to spot the scum.

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>>26063478
>dirty twat

You can't even use insults properly. Probably an immigrant

>>26063537
They're dropping their kids off at school for christs sake, not going to a meeting.

>>26063422

Make sure not to accidentally spill it all over your duvet lad

>>26063533
Why do all /pol/tards have a victim complex?

This post started it >>26063379
Why not just act like a retard back on your safe space on /pol/?

>>26063589
>wahh back to pol back to pol

You pakis just shit up everywhere. Even on anonymous forums, you STILL manage to do it

>>26063537
>back in college
>about 16
>college is in slightly rough area but not too bad
>me & my m8s are on our break
>we go to the shops
>chavvy girl in the shop wearing her dressing gown and slippers
>in her 20s she looked
>actually decent looking for a chavvy girl
>starts rarring up at my mate because he is wearing jeans and a leather jacket
>going proper mental at him
>he buys his lunch and leaves the shop
>sitting on a bench in the park eating
>she comes through the park in her dressing gown
>Starts going mental again because we are wearing jeans
>starts screaming at us that 'this isn't the emo place' and to fuck off before she 'does us in' and go back to 'slitting our wrists'
>storms off across the park screaming her head off into the distance
>literally the chav version of 'reeeeee normies out'
>we weren't even anything close to emos she literally got triggered just because we were wearing jeans

What is wrong with chavs? Why are they so fucked in the head?

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Just ordered a 'Filet bacon ranch burger - Chicken fillet with crispy bacon, cheese, lettuce and mayo'

Sounds ok.

>>26063406
>The school sits in the middle of Skerne Park, a council estate on the southern edge of Darlington, opposite a closed pub, a kebab shop and a Londis grocery

So basically it's opposite the OP picture?

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attention everyone.

be nice to eachother.

Thank you

>>26063589
I don't post on /pol/, just sick of you shitting up these threads every single day.

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>>26063533
Deal with it, bitch boi

>>26063639
>bacon

Sorry this is a Sharia controlled thread you will have to take your burger elsewhere.

>>26063655
Are you retarded?

Could you not read my post?

If I hurt your feeling by telling you to fuck off, then don't start shit by hurling racist insults

>>26063657
>that neckbeard
>Muslims

kek

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>>26063653
nah fuck ya cunt

>>26063675
>Can't eat ham but it's perfectly fine to beat your wife and fuck children

>>26063533

No, it's just a white guy taking the piss because people get so angry about it.

>>26063686
I didn't hurl racist insults. Telling you to stop shitting up the thread every single day is not racist.

>>26063698
muslims are the robot race, isis are bunch of literal mad virgins fighting the normie horde

>>26063686
>a bloo bloo racism a blooooo

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>>26063722
see >>26063379

Are you pretending to be retarded?

>>26063734
>a bloo bloo /pol/ a blooooo

>>26063730
>isis are bunch of literal mad virgins

Mate they give them like 18 underage Jihadi war brides each.

Anyone else here hoping the nation of islamification gets btfo on BFF?

>tfw your clingy older brother keeps fucking messaging you all the time because he's bored.

He can really be insufferable. It's ironic because when he was younger he hated my guts, loved to crush my self-esteem, and did everything he could to try to control me all the time.
Now he's a failed normie with no friends, and no real hobbies of his own apart from watching shounen anime and playing his PS4.

I kind of feel sorry for him. But not too much since he's a controlling, obsessive delusional fuck who's horrible to his girlfriend and her kid.

>>26063406
>I've had an 85-year-old man ringing every 20 minutes every time something pops up on the news because he loves it

>>26061902
Loughborough

this thread is better talking about waifus and homoerotic meetups. being mean and shitposting belongs in /brit/

>>26063754
>everyone who posts on 4chan is the same person

Mate...

>>26063767
>Mate they give them like 18 underage Jihadi war brides each.
Exactly, it's a reason for joining. They want a pure wife like a robot would.

>>26063782
He should post here and you should fuck off

>>26063754
>Everyone is the same

Pakis really are stupid aren't they

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>>26063798
True it looks like some guy has declared jihad against /britfeel/ though

>>26063782
>her kid.

kek your brother is a literal cuck

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>>26062401
Waifu thief coming through.

Are you guys looking forward to the big soccer match tonight? Which team do you want to win? I want Everton so they can beat Liverpool in the final because that would be funny.

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>>26063908
>soccer match

>>26063908
Poleaboo supports City but hates how much effort they put into the milk cup

>>26063908
I want all footballers and football fans to drop dead

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>>26063908
>soccer match
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MATE

>>26063924
Why?

>>26063921
>gentleman of middle eastern descent from Manchester
>doesn't support United

how?

>>26063856
He's cheating the kek game though by forcing the kid to his nans all the time.

>>26063908
>soccer

ARE YOU AVIN A FUCKIN GIGGLE M8

>>26063981
>>26063929
We call it soccer in Wales sorry groovers

>>26063952
United == american
City == arab

>>26063969
off to me nans off to me nans
nicking all her kit kats cheese and wee
police come knocking and you don't see me
do another sentence have a cup of tea
spark up a Benson have another 3
have another e right after me tea
i am fucked and you don't see me
moving in the shadows
moving in the shadows
like a lone ranger

>>26063952
Aren't city owned by middle easterns? Makes sense to me.

>>26064012
Did you know the Welsh were the first people to invent the condom by using the lining of sheep's intestines. The English later refined the design by removing the intestine from the sheep.

>>26064068
But traditionally middle eastern people supported United because that was the only team they know about in Pakistan

Why do you think the Qataris bought a tin pot club like Manchester City? They wanted United but obviously couldn't get it, so they said 'well this has Manchester in the name too that is close enough' and so bought Manchester City.

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Getting tired. Another day wasted I guess.

What did everybody else achieve today?

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>>26064081
Fuck off George, that's racist

>>26064081
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Dragons Den is so stressful. If I went in and they starting making me look like a complete retard I would get my cock out, start waving it out and shouting "fucking whore" so that they couldn't air my shameful display.

>>26064136
I only woke up 2 hours ago so the day is young for me

So far I've eaten Cottage Pie in bed and had a cup of tea.

>>26064136
went shopping with mum, managed to keep calm and not have a sperg.

>>26064166
That would be funny

I'd challenge them to an iron man match winner gets all the money

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>>26064136
i posted some anime, uh, ate some food. tlaked to some people over the internet. tried to find some more people in Hampshire.

>>26064166
They'd edit around it easily, at best they just turn you into a short clip on a montage of failures featuring you at your worst

Poleaboo thinks the show has seen its best days

>>26064056
we had a kid called sidina

>>26064115
Fuck off racist, sounds like you're a casual too

United are popular all over the world
City's owners wanted Newcastle first

Where do my ESA bros keep their money when they live with their parents?

My parents charge me 100GBP a month rent.

But our savings...

>>26064197
the only thing I know about Hampshire it that it is mentioned in the Pulp song "Sorted for E's and Whizz"

Back to wage slaving tommorow lads
First time in 6 months, my NEET funds have run dry

Wish me luck brothers

>>26061857
Remember how this pic used to look with more hope?
I am not brit but I someone lurk this thread.

>>26064021
>>26064068
So?

Most Mancs, particularly Pakistanis support United

>>26064277
I think it's the grey skyline

>>26064262
>Having parents that charge you rent

I'm sorry anon.

>>26064277
The new OP image guy is a cunt with shit ideas, still hoping the 2015 guy is gonna come up with something

>>26064262
What do they do with the money?

>>26064288

Apparently it's for electricity for my two computers and food.

The rest of my money goes on booze.

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>>26064288
parents try and charge me 300 something a month rent, i said i would not pay it.

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>>26062401

Had a pretty shitty day desu.

Thank god for waifus eh?

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where my desi's at

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>>26064333
everything looks up already lad.

>>26064355
She's peng

Applying for a job at Tesco lads

9 hours a week which is good but the hours include Saturday which is bad.

>>26064262
Poleaboo should have told the NUTRAXX people that he was being charged rent

Could have gotten some more cash

>>26064400
Not like you're doing anything on a Saturday

>>26064257
>racist,

>le everything is racist man

le edgy XD

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>>26064400

Supermarket work is awful, a 9 hour shift feels like an 18 hour shift in an office.

Avoid.

Never again.

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>>26064315
On the surface that sounds quite fair, but mine realize that by charging me rent I'll just be around longer because I'll have less savings to move out so they let me off.

Jokes on them I'm not going anywhere until they die and I get the house

>>26064327
Good lad

southampton lads where we at?

horrible weather today

>>26064248
let's do Devvo raps without looking up the lyrics

when I was at school I was the fella
round the bike sheds fingering Daniella
round the bike shed finger Selena
round the bike sheds fingering Delina
got 4 fingers up you shoulda seen her
and me trousers co'nt be any keener
but I thought you was with Tina
We had a kid called Sidina

starting out I am poor no pennies in me pocket can I sleep on your floor?
fresh out of jail with time on me hands
thatchers white magic can after can
king o the land
are you a fan?
listen to me rhymes and tell me you am
you got the pennies and I got the scams
doing it like the boys at wam

>>26064439
better than actually working though lad.

>>26064466
Here lad. Had to cycle through the worst of it today, not a fan.

>>26064355
Wow she is fit specially for an arab broad

Do arab girls fuck white men or is it haram?

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>>26064466
i am sitting here alone in my room. though i'm roleplaying in an hour.

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>>26064355
paki reporting in

>>26064474

You are working in a supermarket though...

>>26064421
I like to watch the football but luckily I finish at 2pm so I can still watch most of it

>>26064439
It is only a little Tesco, it's in a really nice area and when I have been in there in the past it seemed really comfy. It is 1 4 hour shift from 2pm to 6pm on Thursday then a 5 hour shift 9am to 2pm on Saturday.

>>26064400
>>26064439
9 hours consecutively?

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>>26064262
>ESA
A fellow 'muh depression/anxiety' brother?

>>26064520
Some arab girls are really beautiful. I still want them out though.

>>26061902
southampton, living with parents like a true robot, I hate everyone here

why won't the 'le we are students and we drink and have sex all the time lmao XD' meme die already?

>>26064525
for a few hours, and those very low hour a week jobs are actually hard to find in a small town imo. at least at hours i like.

>>26064527
No 4 hours one day 5 hours another day see >>26064526

I probably won't get it though Iv'e applied to millions of Tesco jobs but I can never get past the multiple questions part

>>26064490
yeah i walked to work in it, wet feet all day. ended up putting paper towels in my boots in an attempt to dry my boots and feet lel

>>26064506
>roleplaying

keep that up and you won't be invited to the soton lads meet up

>>26064333
What went wrong desuka?

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>>26064358

And thank god for my fellow waifu posters, of course. Seem to be the most chill people on these threads usually.

also thanks I didn't have that pic in my collection

>>26064537

OCD/Depression/Anxiety/epilepsy here.

Count 'em up.

>>26064492
she's hindu bro

>>26064553
yeah sorry it seems i asked one second too late! oh well.

>4 exams
>failed the easiest one
>aced the others
im a fucking retard

>>26064574
How do you find that out? I thought Hindus were from India?

>>26061956
If you know a Sam Bennett call him a faggot

>>26064506
>i'm roleplaying in an hour.
What game?

>>26064595
>having exams

What are you 12 years old mate?

>>26064616
rape simulator

>>26064595
Fuck off back to Facebook, normie dog

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>>26064562

Dropped out of uni for the second time about a week ago. Just hit me today that I'm in the exact same place as I was a year ago but with another 15k debt. Not a great feel.

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>>26064599
jezus man, i know her irl her parents are indian thats what indians look like

>>26064506
are you going to hit people with foam swords

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>>26063339
>Tfw now got Junanon's steamie

>>26064636
is that one of those magic eye pictures where if you cross your eyes just right the clothes disappear?

>>26064619
i fell for the uni meme unfortunately

>>26064635
Why didn't you persevere?

>>26064635
Was it the workload too much or was it the social aspect?

>>26064636
How do yuo know her IRL?

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>>26064702
friend of a friend

>>26064702
It's Poleaboo's little sister

>>26064595
What were the subjects?

>>26064646
>all the other k-on posters are meeting up and getting in steam groups

Even though I'm not interested I feel left out, being unable to fit in on a NEET thread full of homoerotic erpers is a kick in the balls.

>>26064635

Don't worry lad it gets written off after 25 years, don't think of it as debt, it's not a loan you pay back regardless.

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>>26063474

Th-thanks for the recommendations lads

My boss had a go at me for going to the toilet too much today, he said I shouldn't be away from my desk.
I had to pretend I was having a shitting disorder, I hope he doesn't ask for proof.

>>26064741
med school

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>in the space of an hour I've went from feeling a bit tired to cold sweating, shivering uncontrollably, all of my muscles ache and I have zero apetite

I'm not trying to be dramatic lads but I'm certainly going to die.

>>26064635
Seeing anime girls upset always makes me feel bad, you shouldn't have any images of your waifu being sad, only happy.

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>>26064685
>>26064689

Mental Health/acute roboticism basically.

>>26064747

That's the silver lining I guess.

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>>26064558
oh, well its with friends and great fun.
>>26064564
anytime.
>>26064616
numenera
>>26064646
want to message me?

>>26064749
Sorry mate, I download everything. No clue what youtubes selection is like.

>>26064768
>I'm not trying to be dramatic lads but I'm certainly going to die.
Yiou have th4e dreaded japanese cold desu

>>26064768
Could your tattoo be infected?

>>26064773
Least you tried qt, the waifu would be proud.

>>26064768
Seriously though it sounds like you have the 'flu. You may be bedridden for a few days but you'll be fine.

>>26064758

My boss called me in for being on my phone too much this week. I got a bit emotional and told her I had some stuff going on at home that I didn't want to talk about.

>there's nothing going on
>just wanted to browse the internet because work is shit
>never brought up again

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Going to have a shower and then add Tilde on Steam

>>26064790

Recommend me something to download then, as long as I can get it off KAT because I'm bottom-feeding plebian scum who can't into private trackers.

>>26064845
Robocop

>>26064737
Prove it, anon-kun

>>26063474
prisoners. good film

I remember reading a post about free RPG alternatives to D&D

Would like to read a little more

>>26064845
The Twilight Zone?
Fargo?
Tales of the Crypt?
A documentary of some sort?

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>>26064749
Anytime lad, anytime

>>26064845
Teensloveblackcock-Yhvi

>>26064806
Naa, it would be very sore and red all around it if it was. I've seen somebody with an infected tattoo, it aint pretty. You see it's infected much earlier than you'd feel the effects.

>>26064792
Finally, I've crossed the barrier. One step closer to being like one of those characters in the animays.

>>26064819
>flu
I was right then. I am going to die, manflu destroys me. Goodbye lads

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>>26064810

thanks pal, just gotta keep trying I guess

>>26064768

I know what you mean, but pretending she's never sad just kinda empahsises to me that she's not real and I really don't want that feel.

also I want to cudle and comfort her when she's sad

also she looks really cute when she cries

>>26065008
Have you considered the Open University? Presumably roboticism would work in your favour.

>>26064636
>what indians look like

wtf I had no idea poo in the loo girls could be fit

>>26064881
Seen it
>>26064980
Seen it
>>26064969
Fargo is a good call.

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>>26064768
>you shouldn't have any images of your waifu being sad, only happy.

You should have pictures of her experiencing as broad a range of emotions as possible.

>>26065064

Mum actually suggested that the other night funnily enough. Don't really know much about it but can't hurt looking into it

>>26064845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfbbF3oxf-E

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8 months until i go back to University. what should i try and achieve in that time?

already made a friend recently so that's good for a year or so.

pakis = fuck off.

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I woke up covered in vomit because of you.

>>26065159
Learn to play the guitar so you can impress your cohabitors in residence hall

>>26065202
That will surely attract her to you.

Bigots = Fuck off

>first day of work tomorrow, normally night shifts but induction so its morning
>gonna set 3 alarm clocks so I don't miss it or else I'll be homeless after getting fired

wish me luck brehs.

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>>26065209
oh no lad, i'm staying at home with my mummy. doing the masters you see, but this year you get the government loans for it.

>>26065193
>>26065221
=> pakis = Bigots

Got a Division Beta key and an interview tomorrow.

Feeling pretty good lads

>>26065221
White apologists = fuck off

>Go on pornsite
>All videos have gross mutilated cocks
>Tagging 'uncut' brings up videos of fat people filming themselves wanking
Fucking 3D porn

>>26065223
Blow it off lad, thursday is the GOAT /britfeel/ day

>>26065240
Masters in what?
Try learning to juggle
Mills Mess is easy and looks far more impressive than it actually is

>>26065266
They've banned porn in the UK senpai so there is only Amerifat mutilated cocks on the web now

>>26065202
Do you have a throwaway I can send deets too?

Whites = Out Right Now

>>26065288
global politics at Southampton.

Racists = Out

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If I go on JSA is there even a remote chance that I will get a 'proper' job. My definition of proper being 40 hours a week guaranteed (even if it's only min-wage).

I'm 22 and have never had a job before, been NEET for several years.

>>26065266
i prefer it when the guy is lying there filming the girl bouncing up and down on him and you can't see any dick

>>26062892
celtic or rangers?

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tea lads?

>>26065339
not even full time is as much as 40 hours
>>26065350
lol rangers

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>>26061902
>tfw graduated 3 years ago this summer

>>26065339
Join the fucking civil service. They will hire anyone and even bottom rung admin jobs will pay better than minimum wage.

Our post guy is literally retarded, he shuffles between desks pushing a trolley full of letters that someone else arranged into the right order thrice a day and gets 18k for it

>>26065339
>JSA
>Actually helping
No. They will demand you do work experience for some slimeballs who will never hire you.
>>26065350
Rangers are dead.

>>26065339
being on JSA wont effect your chances of getting a job unless you do the free training they may offer you in which case it'll increase it.

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>>26062892
I unironically am from Glasgow.

Live in the Rutherglen area.

>>26065368
WAIT A MINUTE I RECOGNISE THAT PLACE

>>26065339
What do you mean exactly, lad? You do know that the JCP won't actually find work for you, right?

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I FUCKING HATE MY JOB LADS I FUCKING HATE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHT FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

my heart is beating very irregularly because of all the stress and anger from the fucking wageslavery and I'm only 22 years old AND NOT EVEN FAT AND DONT TAKE DRUGS NOT EVEN ALCOHOL
i will be fucking dead at 26 if this shit continues. how the fuck can i strengthen my heart so that it doesnt fucking skip beats or suddenly beat twice as fast from one beat toi another but half as strong and shit like that while i get mad as fuck or stressed? CARDIO won't do shit because according to fucking scooby1964 cardio starts at a heartrate of 100. if thats true then I'm doing cardio 6 FUCKING HOURS A DAY
THEN WHY THE FUCK IS MY HEART SO WEAK

>>26065390
Is Trainspotting an accurate portrayal of the region? Have you ever given or received a Glasgow Kiss?

>>26065339
Comfy pic man

You can still get a job after you go on JSA, going on JSA doesn't help or hinder you. Employers won't reject you just because you were on JSA.

Why would you want to work full time though? I'd recommend 20 hours as the absolute max if you are going to be a wagie.