British Asians welcome edition
What uni are you at, lads?
I want two people to meet by the end of this thread.
Jun, the Hampshire friend of all. Everyone is welcome here.
tfw finished Uni and living at mums, so very alone.
> N E W C A S T L E
Would be willing to compromise with Northumbria.
to reply to your last message before it was deleted.
>>I know, I've made all of these so far. Glad you like the boarded up job centre, I think it really works. I started with this and made all the moderations since, so thanks to whoever made this one. Out of interest, does anyone have /britfeel/ images through the ages saved?
I keep uploading the archive but it doesn't last long, re uploading it now for you. it`ll take an hour or two.
re the current one you posted, I did actually make that as a mock up, that's why it was so shit, wasn't meant to be used.
I was working on a neat version but its proved a bit harder than anticipated, I was trying to get it done by the end of this month.
for example, this was the last version of the kebab house I made.
back to eating my ginsters.
Are we assigning kei-ons to counties now? Azunyan for Sussex.
>poleaboo's sock puppet polish gf
Oh god, I'm in tears. Please use this image.
please delete, do not lewd K-ons please.
This will not work because both Jun and Azusa are Hampshire.
>you will never get a greasy kebab with /britfeel/ after a friday night of clubbing in croydon
Feels shit, lads
Still more attractive than the real polish girl
it would be worse than the brit meetup.
I was the same. You have to find a specific reason to stay, there's the animeposters, poleaboo and tilde's antics, the racists and the angry/shoutanons
the NEETs and proper robot shut ins don't get much of a say though, like in real life
>There are people that genuinely believe that the South East isn't the centre of the universe.
>some sad lad who thinks they'll become his gf if he emails them updates about you bothers with snitching.
It's more to do with the fact that it's funny to watch poleaboo's plans fail.
>that butchered OP pic
Here is the actual one
Seems to be that I get to post my waifu more often now.
>so much hostility in /britfeel/
Lads seriously, just peace peace
Hampshire is the patrician county and they are the patrician girls
oh, its you, again very nice to see you.
I suppose that I can post her~
He is pretty great, I love when he sprints after Kanbaru until she collapses and then she makes that noise
The whole series is good desu, makes me depressed knowing I'll never have a loli vampire living in my shadow though
>you will never, EVER, be a qt anime grill
>mum brings back 5 piece chicken select meal
>they didn't put in any dipping sauce at all
tildey, is this your new alt?
don't be lying to me now.
I'm not even english but thats the worst waifu ever.
That's that tumblr game where you can not fight everyone right? I would kill that fat ugly dinosaur thing, I might buy it just to do that and hopefully it has a dying animation I can post on here.
>day-long health and safety training at work
>scrolling through pictures of waifu eases the pain slightly
Poleaboo forced himself to masturbate to those Mistress T videos
They weren't very good, or maybe Poleaboo just isn't into raceplay
Not sure how she stayed on his radar for so long, despite watching several of her videos over the years
If you want to meet up with faggots, why not check the subreddit for your town and go to a meetup that they have?
Around blacks, never relax.
Oh come on, how is that not original hahah.
Feeling a bit sick desu. Got a sore throat and flu symptoms.
>tfw no Spooky Ougi to spoon and keep me warm like a hot water bottle
Sure thing handsome, i'm always down to fuck
>just realised I spend around 100 bong a month on takeaways
Damn, this needs to stop. I'm not even fat either.
there you go lad, friends with Jun. as everyone should be.
>my dogshit town is never in the news because it's dogshit
>during the election it made national news because a UKIP candidate was missing from the voting slip
>now it's in national news for this
The school in question is probably the worst in the town. If I had a kid and had the choice between sending them to that school or keeping them locked away and illiterate, I'd choose the latter for their own good
I like to imagine these people like junior school girls having a playdate where they make posters for animal welfare or taking care of the community or some shit
>everyone come to achmeds house for 11
>mehmet wil bring the glue
>abdul will bring the glitter
I'm going to eat my din din in 10 minutes and need something to watch on iPlayer or youtube during it.
Please recommend me something lads.
shoo, shoo, back to your containment board, you dirty twat
>telling parents to stop dropping kids off in PJ's
What the fuck. That bitch needs to mind her own fucking business. I have a full time job but whenever I'm off work I'm in PJ's and PJ-type clothes. Also, what if the parents want to go back to bed and sleep some more when they get home?
Pretty good thanks, bought some Bepanthen today (baby bum rash cream) like the tattoo artist suggested. Does wonders for the itchy feeling you get after a few days.
You can't even use insults properly. Probably an immigrant
>back in college
>college is in slightly rough area but not too bad
>me & my m8s are on our break
>we go to the shops
>chavvy girl in the shop wearing her dressing gown and slippers
>in her 20s she looked
>actually decent looking for a chavvy girl
>starts rarring up at my mate because he is wearing jeans and a leather jacket
>going proper mental at him
>he buys his lunch and leaves the shop
>sitting on a bench in the park eating
>she comes through the park in her dressing gown
>Starts going mental again because we are wearing jeans
>starts screaming at us that 'this isn't the emo place' and to fuck off before she 'does us in' and go back to 'slitting our wrists'
>storms off across the park screaming her head off into the distance
>literally the chav version of 'reeeeee normies out'
>we weren't even anything close to emos she literally got triggered just because we were wearing jeans
What is wrong with chavs? Why are they so fucked in the head?
Just ordered a 'Filet bacon ranch burger - Chicken fillet with crispy bacon, cheese, lettuce and mayo'
>The school sits in the middle of Skerne Park, a council estate on the southern edge of Darlington, opposite a closed pub, a kebab shop and a Londis grocery
So basically it's opposite the OP picture?
be nice to eachother.
Deal with it, bitch boi
Are you pretending to be retarded?
>a bloo bloo /pol/ a blooooo
>tfw your clingy older brother keeps fucking messaging you all the time because he's bored.
He can really be insufferable. It's ironic because when he was younger he hated my guts, loved to crush my self-esteem, and did everything he could to try to control me all the time.
Now he's a failed normie with no friends, and no real hobbies of his own apart from watching shounen anime and playing his PS4.
I kind of feel sorry for him. But not too much since he's a controlling, obsessive delusional fuck who's horrible to his girlfriend and her kid.
True it looks like some guy has declared jihad against /britfeel/ though
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MATE
off to me nans off to me nans
nicking all her kit kats cheese and wee
police come knocking and you don't see me
do another sentence have a cup of tea
spark up a Benson have another 3
have another e right after me tea
i am fucked and you don't see me
moving in the shadows
moving in the shadows
like a lone ranger
Did you know the Welsh were the first people to invent the condom by using the lining of sheep's intestines. The English later refined the design by removing the intestine from the sheep.
But traditionally middle eastern people supported United because that was the only team they know about in Pakistan
Why do you think the Qataris bought a tin pot club like Manchester City? They wanted United but obviously couldn't get it, so they said 'well this has Manchester in the name too that is close enough' and so bought Manchester City.
Getting tired. Another day wasted I guess.
What did everybody else achieve today?
Dragons Den is so stressful. If I went in and they starting making me look like a complete retard I would get my cock out, start waving it out and shouting "fucking whore" so that they couldn't air my shameful display.
i posted some anime, uh, ate some food. tlaked to some people over the internet. tried to find some more people in Hampshire.
parents try and charge me 300 something a month rent, i said i would not pay it.
Had a pretty shitty day desu.
Thank god for waifus eh?
Supermarket work is awful, a 9 hour shift feels like an 18 hour shift in an office.
On the surface that sounds quite fair, but mine realize that by charging me rent I'll just be around longer because I'll have less savings to move out so they let me off.
Jokes on them I'm not going anywhere until they die and I get the house
let's do Devvo raps without looking up the lyrics
when I was at school I was the fella
round the bike sheds fingering Daniella
round the bike shed finger Selena
round the bike sheds fingering Delina
got 4 fingers up you shoulda seen her
and me trousers co'nt be any keener
but I thought you was with Tina
We had a kid called Sidina
starting out I am poor no pennies in me pocket can I sleep on your floor?
fresh out of jail with time on me hands
thatchers white magic can after can
king o the land
are you a fan?
listen to me rhymes and tell me you am
you got the pennies and I got the scams
doing it like the boys at wam
i am sitting here alone in my room. though i'm roleplaying in an hour.
I like to watch the football but luckily I finish at 2pm so I can still watch most of it
It is only a little Tesco, it's in a really nice area and when I have been in there in the past it seemed really comfy. It is 1 4 hour shift from 2pm to 6pm on Thursday then a 5 hour shift 9am to 2pm on Saturday.
A fellow 'muh depression/anxiety' brother?
yeah i walked to work in it, wet feet all day. ended up putting paper towels in my boots in an attempt to dry my boots and feet lel
keep that up and you won't be invited to the soton lads meet up
And thank god for my fellow waifu posters, of course. Seem to be the most chill people on these threads usually.
also thanks I didn't have that pic in my collection
Dropped out of uni for the second time about a week ago. Just hit me today that I'm in the exact same place as I was a year ago but with another 15k debt. Not a great feel.
jezus man, i know her irl her parents are indian thats what indians look like
friend of a friend
>all the other k-on posters are meeting up and getting in steam groups
Even though I'm not interested I feel left out, being unable to fit in on a NEET thread full of homoerotic erpers is a kick in the balls.
Th-thanks for the recommendations lads
>in the space of an hour I've went from feeling a bit tired to cold sweating, shivering uncontrollably, all of my muscles ache and I have zero apetite
I'm not trying to be dramatic lads but I'm certainly going to die.
Seeing anime girls upset always makes me feel bad, you shouldn't have any images of your waifu being sad, only happy.
Mental Health/acute roboticism basically.
That's the silver lining I guess.
oh, well its with friends and great fun.
want to message me?
My boss called me in for being on my phone too much this week. I got a bit emotional and told her I had some stuff going on at home that I didn't want to talk about.
>there's nothing going on
>just wanted to browse the internet because work is shit
>never brought up again
Going to have a shower and then add Tilde on Steam
Naa, it would be very sore and red all around it if it was. I've seen somebody with an infected tattoo, it aint pretty. You see it's infected much earlier than you'd feel the effects.
Finally, I've crossed the barrier. One step closer to being like one of those characters in the animays.
I was right then. I am going to die, manflu destroys me. Goodbye lads
thanks pal, just gotta keep trying I guess
I know what you mean, but pretending she's never sad just kinda empahsises to me that she's not real and I really don't want that feel.
also I want to cudle and comfort her when she's sad also she looks really cute when she cries
>you shouldn't have any images of your waifu being sad, only happy.
You should have pictures of her experiencing as broad a range of emotions as possible.
8 months until i go back to University. what should i try and achieve in that time?
already made a friend recently so that's good for a year or so.
I woke up covered in vomit because of you.
oh no lad, i'm staying at home with my mummy. doing the masters you see, but this year you get the government loans for it.
If I go on JSA is there even a remote chance that I will get a 'proper' job. My definition of proper being 40 hours a week guaranteed (even if it's only min-wage).
I'm 22 and have never had a job before, been NEET for several years.
Join the fucking civil service. They will hire anyone and even bottom rung admin jobs will pay better than minimum wage.
Our post guy is literally retarded, he shuffles between desks pushing a trolley full of letters that someone else arranged into the right order thrice a day and gets 18k for it
I unironically am from Glasgow.
Live in the Rutherglen area.
I FUCKING HATE MY JOB LADS I FUCKING HATE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHT FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
my heart is beating very irregularly because of all the stress and anger from the fucking wageslavery and I'm only 22 years old AND NOT EVEN FAT AND DONT TAKE DRUGS NOT EVEN ALCOHOL
i will be fucking dead at 26 if this shit continues. how the fuck can i strengthen my heart so that it doesnt fucking skip beats or suddenly beat twice as fast from one beat toi another but half as strong and shit like that while i get mad as fuck or stressed? CARDIO won't do shit because according to fucking scooby1964 cardio starts at a heartrate of 100. if thats true then I'm doing cardio 6 FUCKING HOURS A DAY
THEN WHY THE FUCK IS MY HEART SO WEAK
Comfy pic man
You can still get a job after you go on JSA, going on JSA doesn't help or hinder you. Employers won't reject you just because you were on JSA.
Why would you want to work full time though? I'd recommend 20 hours as the absolute max if you are going to be a wagie.
How quickly can I get into one of their training schemes? It is as easy as telling my interviewer on the first day that "I think I lack X, Y and Z skills and would benefit greatly from [course]"? I'm worried that I'll just be shoved into some """apprenticeship""" being paid a literal serf-tier wage.
I am willing to look into this more.
Wrong answer, kid. Thaur'll be nae fuckin proddies in ma brifeel
Square go. City Centre. Kings Cross. Tonight.
What does Poleaboo think about the Nation of Islamification in /britfeel? Is he happy as a Muslim to see some Muslims grouping together to have some power in the threads or does he think they just stigmatise /britfeel/ Muslims further and they should just be quiet and assimilate?
Trainspotting is based in Edinburgh, not Glasgow (haven't read the book though so maybe it's different). There definitely are rough parts of Glasgow that you want to avoid but when you live here you just instinctively know where not to go. If you keep to safe areas it's fine. The city is a fucking vacuum of charisma though; simply being here will make you want to kill yourself.
>have you ever received a Glasgow Kiss or given one?
Nope. Never been mugged either and never had a knife pulled on me. I'm a posh cunt though.
Kind of but I am also socially autismal.
I AM NOT A FUCKING NORMIE THAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM
i have no FUCKING sex, no foreskin, no GF to make up for all the wagecuckstress, i DONT EVEN HAVE FUCKING HOBBIES, i dont even play videogames anymore. i have not a single friend since 6 fucking years. if i was a goddamn normie this shit would be half as bad because then i could get some time off from all the stress by doing distracting normalshit things. I'm a fucking autistic robot having more and more severe mental illnesses than 90% of the fucking wannabe robots who are posting on r9k and have a stressful job ontop of it.
>Trainspotting is based in Edinburgh
Oh, that detail seems to have eluded me
>The city is a fucking vacuum of charisma though; simply being here will make you want to kill yourself.
I'm not sure of a city that isn't/doesn't
I much rather be out in the countryside
A waifu will solve all your problems anon.
You can have Mio, take good care of her.
Since there are actual Scottish people in this thread right now, I've always wondered, can you lads genuinely understand what these people are saying?
I know they won't find work for me but I want the JSA payments and I want to find a job with guaranteed hours so I can plan ahead with my income and ideally move out and away from my horrible mother.
But what I don't want is to sign on and to be dumped in any old job with no guaranteed hours and some sub-minimum wage under the guise of an apprenticeship just so that they can add a -1 to their unemployment statistics.
>Why would you want to work full time though? I'd recommend 20 hours as the absolute max if you are going to be a wagie.
I'd like to move out. Admittedly I don't know a lot about living costs but I reckon living in a small studio / 1-bed is possible on minimum wage (with 40 hours a week) for a single man with no hobbies and no desire to mindlessly consume.
Cheer la', you are giving me hope here.
Can't find anime for either.
I was an apprentice at a large company thats producing stuff, now finished my apprenticeship and thus they gave me a job (you can't just choose your job, they give you whatever they think is good/where they think you fit in or where they need people). i studied hard and got good grades. and now i got a fucking job where you have to think alot, travel alot and shit. my classmates who got SHIT TIER GRADES got an easy as fuck job that is higher paid (because shifts) and is less thinking and thus less stress.
i have never fucking regretted that i studied in my life. i shouldnt have spent a fucking SECOND studying for finals. Worst fucking mistake in my life.
It's not. I joined as part of a new team, so they hied 30 people. Within a year only 14 were left, and all but 2 were still in the civil service, just a different department that they actually wanted to be in in the first place.
Milly Dowler (who lived 5 minutes walk from me) was killed by a Muslim.
My blood is boiling. Why do the government keep letting them get away with this?
>want to tell this qt how much I like them
>scared that he'll reject me
REEEEEEEEEEE, ITS WORSE HE'S LIKELY SEEING THIS
Working 40 hours a week at 6.70/hr would put you at 1072GBP per month.
Rent for a 1-bed flat is say around 475GBP (I know this because I've seen flats in half-decent areas for this price).
So that leaves 597 pounds a month for everything else. Is that really not livable? Not even with public transport / a bicycle? Where does the money go?
THEY PROBABLY FUCKING THOUGHT:
"wow anon is such le smart guy, we need smart, capable peopole like him to do big tasks like this so lets give him this shitty job that requires brains and shit"
I AM FUCKED LADS
studying hard was the worst mistake of my fucking life.
If I could do something like create a virus that killed muslims I would. Even if I went into Luton high street and gunned down every brown skin person in sight it still wouldn't make a difference (in fact it would probably strengthen their "plight").
There is nothing I can do except raise awareness.
You would be lucky to get that rent, but you still need to pay for bills and council tax that will be like 250 bong. I'm not sure how much national insurance you pay at the rate might be like 40 bong.
You can survive but you would be fucked by any unexpected bill or a bad month
1. Prison jobs are amazing and whilst not especially challenging, they do sound really impressive when you write about them on future applications.
2 Call centre manager is easy as balls and they're hiring 33 people so you'd have to fuck up pretty hard to not get offered the job
Don't care about my dad or his dad desu I just want to hug him but not in a gay way
>tfw used to do basically fuck all for 32k a year and I jacked it in to go travelling
Tried to get my job back but they're not hiring right now, still got some money left might just fuck off to Africa again
Are there any lads here who've successfully escaped from London? How did you do it?
>Rent for a 1-bed flat is say around 475GBP
Where the fuck do you live? You would struggle to get a single room in a shared house where I live for that money.
That's 939.96 bong after tax
Still seems livable though. But yeah it's real on-the-breadline stuff. Not ideal but I do have some money saved which would help cover emergency expenses for the first few months while I tried to funnel a portion of any wages into new savings.
Sounds interesting, I might give it a shot but I'm not sure how I would be able to just swan into management after never having even done any of things the department does before, plus I'm too autismo to inspire any normie call centre workers
>Which is therefore presumably what all your coworkers who did not study and of whom you are envious are doing.
why the fuck do you think that i just SAID that they got a good/easy job? BEACUSE I FUCKING ASKED THEM FFS
only a small minority became assemblylinecucks. most of them are working in fucking maintenance. i know that's not the best but its still a million times better than my job where you have to travel to fucking china for 3 years, living in a poorfag hotel having to use suicide showers
FOR FUCKS SAKE I FUCKING HATE TRAVELING FUCK
normies go out and have sex and drink alcohol and shit, i can do none of that shit so it will be fken hell
I ALSO DONT WANT TO SEE ANY OF THAT FUCKING GOOK CULTURE OR SOME SHIT, couldnt give less of a fuck what other countries and people are like.
No, I'm white. But I've lived here all my life and don't have any connections outside of London.
I want to move out, but even if I did get a job, I wouldn't be able to afford it unless I was making a fair bit above minimum wage.
>defiling your waifu
Can you fuck off to /adv/ perhaps? We are full on gimmicks here at the minute and this is not a good one. If you want to make a name for yourself think of something more pertinent or original that you think will grab people's attention then come back. This is just... bad.
Here's the flat I was talking about for ~470 pounds by the way. Obviously if you don't live in Glasgow you would just have to take my word that the area is OK
even though the paki-density is rather high. This flat in particular is spitting distance from a train station that takes 2 minutes to get into the centre.
>implying I'm not fucking gay
>implying I'm not genital mutilated to the point where sex becomes unenjoyable
>implying GOOKS DONT ALL LOOK LIKE SHIT SO I MIGHT AS WELL FUCK MY HAND
nigga NO one can help me with this. I'm just sitting here whining about this shit trying to get as mad as possible and supplementing my madness with caffeine.
Your blind incoherent rage is making discussion with you impossible. You want your co-workers' easy job, so I am saying do your own job really badly so you get demoted to their level. Do you understand now?
>i can't even get a single room in a house for 470 in my borough
>scots can get an entire flat for that price
I'm not sure how I would be able to just swan into management
This is a civil service thing, manager just means "less retarded and slightly better trained than the mongs the grade below me." It basically just requies you to be a human FAQ. Don't sweat it.
>Want to talk to Tildeanon
>Can't think of anything to start a conversation
No there are other rooms if you follow the link.
We're all gonna make it brehs. All of us...
>Tfw you met your bf on r9k
everything went better than expected
That sounds like a personal problem
>Too thick for it
That sounds like a personal problem
>Don't like traveling
That sounds like a personal problem
Nothing wrong with the job mate, it is just not for a whiny bitch like you.
lads i just figured something out
broke the anime industry its really fucking unbelieveable you wont believe me
like call cnn cause im onto something
ill let you all know in 5mins from now on
this tilde guy seems pretty nice!
>too thick for it
Protip: I got the best grades of my entire fucking year even though I barely studied. I'm not dumb. This has nothing to do with how fucking smart you are, you don't even fucking know my job so what do you know? The difficulty gets adjusted so that even a fucking autists with an IQ of 200 would never be able to keep up. They fucking try to squeeze every FUCKING BIT out of you, trying to turn you inton the ultimatelyrics crystallised wagecuck, fucking crystal clear.
And it's objectively higher stress than the other jobs
G'day mates, i'm just a fellow britbong who's watching enjoying some fish and fries in his apartment.
don't know if youre still about but the op archive finished uploading, I also went for a nap.
its filedropper /britfeelmasterfolder
lot of the main elements are in there.
Her mum literally choreographs her on stage sex routines.
>Why are girls so much fucking effort.
They've been raised to believe they're worth it, and this image is reinforced by everything marketed to them (notice how all lady products are all about "pamper yourself")
Who the fuck wants tae fight?
I'll fight any man, no matter the size or girth.
I'll buy ye a pint afterwards
Raising poorly level to Defcon 2 lads
Just went to the toilet and nearly fainted, thankfully I kept the piss stream flowing directly into the bowl. I then sat down with my back against the bath while I planned my trip downstairs for toast.
>tfw I can happily sit still for 3+ hours having ink blasted into my skin with multiple needles but the second I get something like the flu my brain says "this is too much, I'm shutting you down"
I'm such a sissy
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Get yourself a lemsip and a duvet Ouganon.
Hope you feel better soon
No asshole goes in your butt ponytole has the head behind it trust me I saw it ;-)