Meditation really has nothing to do with normalfaggotry though, and if done right it's about forgetting all the bullshit that occupies the normie life. Just pretending to meditate to seem "deep" or "spiritual" is normie, and I can see how maybe implying meditation would fix all a robot's problems would be some typical normalfag non-advice. But you should try meditation and not just write it off as normie out of hand.
>just get rich I can buy a prostitute now, none of the women who would be into me provided it were that easy would want to be with me anyway >just improve your social status Wonder why I hadn't thought of that earlier >just lift Will compound lifts make me taller and less ugly?
>lol just do stuff for you bro haha just do things to make u happy don't care about what all these other fake ass ppl think I WANT FRIENDS I WANT LOVE I WANT COMPANIONSHIP AND I FEEL MY BRAIN MELTING EVERY SINGLE DAY I SIT HERE ALONE DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO "DO THINGS FOR ME" YOU TAKE ALL YOUR RELATIONSHIPS FOR GRANTED
>>26026702 That's one genuinely funny thing about 4chan. NoFap, Starting Strength, cutting, bulking, meditation, Habit RPG, wealth acquisition, hobbies, etc. nobody has to or is expected utilize all these tools to get laid, make friends or get into a relationship with the exception of 4chan users.
You can improve yourself but if you can't get laid without having done any of that crap you're not going to get laid afterward.
>>26026785 I don't even care about getting laid. I just want friends. A companion. A confidant. Someone who I can be affectionate towards and who can be affectionate towards me. Someone I can be intimate with. Someone.
Robot isn't an accurate title. Robots act like humans. I feel like an alien. I feel like a different fucking species put on earth with the desire to intermingle but not the skills.
I almost posted this in another thread but then I realized it was terrible useless normie advice and belonged here instead:
This long post is to spread the gospel of being a stereotype and broadcasting your talent-based hobbies, no matter how lame. This is mostly aimed at cyborgs who have contact with girls or expect that they will in the future:
I used to think all of my exes were the pinnacle of sexiness and I wondered how I could possibly have landed such impossibly out-of-my-league guys. Just today I took stock of my notches and realized that not a single one was good looking in the slightest. Three were fat, four were under 5'5, some were both, all had worrying hygiene. Three had never had a girlfriend. One was missing a testicle AND he was short. Pig noses, big chins, severe acne, pectus excavatum... it all came up. Yet many girls envied me. Better-looking friends betrayed me to steal them away. The only thing they had in common was a talent of some sort. Music, usually. Most had been playing instruments fewer than 3 years. Some just had good taste in music or books or websites.
But you HAVE TO give physical cues. Dress the part of the stereotype. Wear a logo shirt at the very least. This serves as the pussybeacon. I even dated one guy because he really rocked at video games (seriously every video game. he was a god and not even asian. the difference between him and you is that he embraced it and dressed like a pr0gam3r even though he sat at home all day). But the hobby has to be something "bad ass" to the target female audience. If you want some kind of smelly brony girl with pink hair, build a great animal suit or whatever you degenerates do. Delusional, confident, easily-tricked girls like me will eat it up no matter how cute we are and how unfortunate-looking you are, within reason.
Given enough public exposure, you can get a cute girl for the price of a band t-shirt.
>>26026855 This. I don't understand why Robots are so terribly sex driven when there's plenty of good porn, and if you're really that desperate you can just pay for an escort. I just want a companion.
The thing is about it is that it doesn't stop there. None of us will ever be satisfied with a friend who's a guy; they must be a girl because so many of us have been shoved away by females over the course of our lives that we want to break that gender barrier. It's just in our nature to want to be close to the opposite sex in a romantic way, regardless of sexual frustration.
>>26027098 Slogging through the day and someone deigns to ask if "you're okay". you get what is in essence "man up. you'll get over it". You don't simply get over a chemical imbalance. Lying in bed during during the day and not wanting to leave because you want to die >It'll get better, anon. You just need to have a positive outlook. And smile for a change! Situations like this when sometimes I feel like instead of merely ending myself, going on a spree.
>>26026931 >wear a band shirt >step out the front door >oh no >people are looking at me >people are looking at my stupid shirt >fuck why didn't I bring a hoodie oh god I could have zipped it up a little bit and hid the logo >PLEASE stop looking at me fuck what if someone comments on my shirt >my arms are getting really red this was a mistake >I feel like such a poser if someone came up to me right now and asked me about my shirt I'd probably say something stupid >they're probably looking at me because they think this band is dumb >why didn't I just wear a plain colored sweater it's so easy and doesn't grab attention >I'm already outside I can't go back and change >why did I wear this, I hate talking about my interests to people, I don't have anything worthwhile to say
Holy shit that is accurate. You do have to know your stuff. An army recruiter actually grilled me about a band back in highschool and it was humiliating. With luck any girl that approaches you won't be an expert on the band either.
>>26026460 >>26026480 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG >wash my face at least twice a day >drink water >on antibiotics and using presciption washes >normies STILL fucking say this shit to me They deserve a fate far worse than death
>>26026162 Acting actually works, though. Take some classes, write up a character and get to it.
>>26026239 He's p shit now. He can't carry anymore because he dies in like three seconds, he has this weird situation where he's a counter initiator, but he doesn't actually prevent initiation and just does stuff after being initiated on.
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