I MIGHT be able to fuck Nicole Aniston in a few months. Maybe.

>>26023097
On camera
How are you confident enough to do that, but still a virgin?

cool story broski

>>26023097
>never had sex before
>is going to do it on camera
>camera will probably shit talk you the entire time

>>26023097
lmao
OP you're going to regret this hard

>>26023186
>implying that wont make him harder

>>26023162
Not that confident but it's part of the deal.

>>26023186
Probably yeah but I'd just do my best to ignore it and focus on Nicole and nothing else.

>>26023097
>getting a chance to fuck a pornstar
you lucky bastard OP
Also who'd you email her agent? How'd you get the email?

>>26023097
make sure you can cum inside her since you're not gonna last long.

You know you're going to get herpes rihjt

>>26023097
Damn son, thats impressive! If I were you, I would stop the deathgrip right now, and save my cum some weeks before, though. You might have some unpleasant suprise otherwise.

>>26023280
>getting to fuck a used up roastie while everyone watches and judges is lucky

>>26023097
For which studio?

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>>26023097
Then you woke up.

>>26023097
If you lose your virginity to Nicole you're a legend to me.

>>26023097
Be right back... gotta write some letters.

>>26023326
but it's a pornstar, so OP will be god if he does this.

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>>26023097

This is gonna be bareback, right?

If you're not going in bare and unloading inside her, what's the point?

>>26023097
holy shit

you have to post the video here if you arent trolling

Make sure to share the vid with us when you can.

>>26023097
Go to a brothel instead.

Would it be possible to share the email with us?

>>26023280
In her case I e-mailed the address on her twitter page. I sent the same message every four months or so and only got a reply recently. Was never really expecting any.

>>26023327
Brazzers.

>>26023353
It's not set in stone yet, but yeah I hope so.

>>26023370
I sent the same letter every few months to different pornstars with only the name changed (Nicole Aniston, Rachel Roxxx, Jynx Maze etc...) but this was the only reply I've ever gotten. So it can happen.

>>26023386
AFAIK, yes, no condom.

>>26023322
The one sane guy in the thread.

Save that load, anon and use all off your sexual powers to spray that bitch in cum.
Flex your kegels extra hard, make it unique.

Best of luck OP, hope this is legit.

>>26023492
>I sent the same letter every few months to different pornstars with only the name changed (Nicole Aniston, Rachel Roxxx, Jynx Maze etc...) but this was the only reply I've ever gotten. So it can happen.
Post the letter, anon.

This is going to be you OP
http://efukt.com/20929_The_24_Year_Old_Virgin.html

>>26023376
>but it's a pornstar
so? she's still a roastie like a million other roasties
I don't see your point

>>26023531
Dear Nicole Aniston,

My name is XXXXXXX XXXXXX, and I've watched you for years and enjoy your work. You're beautiful and the sexiest pornstar out there by far.

I'm still a virgin, probably in large part that I couldn't compare anyone else to you. I want my first time to be with you.

I know that porn studios do shoots with virgins and I was hoping you'd give me a chance.

Contact info:
(DELETED)

Hope to hear back from you.

Sincerely,

XXXXXXX

>>26023535
Or even better this

http://www.pornwatchers.com/video/mia-khalifa-has-sex-with-a-fan-9250.html

>>26023614

cmon man, you know that's not what we wanted. screencap your email and confirmation.

>>26023097
>Then she asked me to strip down.
>I froze at that but she said if I was going to have sex, I'd have to get used to showing myself.


you got tricked mate

>>26023097
Good luck OP get some practice in like get comfortable with being naked around a bunch of people. Jerk off, eat right and stay healthy. I hope you fuck the hell out of her.

>>26023535

poor guy. i hope for him he got at least a second go?

>>26023614
If this is true, that's kind of a pathetic letter. Let's see the actual email tho.

I don't know what to tell you, anon. It's kind of cool, but at the same time you're fucking someone who has absolutely zero interest in you and will spaghetti in front of a room of people most likely. Why not just do it with a hooker in private or something?

>>26023649
>her face when trying not to laugh as he spazzes out thrusting

This will be you, OP.

>>26023260
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN NO YOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWN

>>26023322
Don't listen to him. He'll get you embarrassed quick. He'll have you nutting in a minute. You don't want to be the one pump virgin on camera

>>26023097
halfway through say "do you like being fucked by my robot dick" so we know it's you

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>not planning on murdering them all in that van

christ man get it together

>>26023845
in porn the cumshot is usually recorded before the fucking, guy saves cum gives facial in 2 minutes, can fuck for a long time since just shot his load

that's why facials are usually faded into

How much will it cost?

>>26023893
You think OP is able to pop multiple times on command? He's virgin amateur who knows if he's going to get it up again.

>>26024107
>virgin fucking a pornstar
yeah I'm sure he won't be hard anon

>>26023649
oh boy, that's interesting..

And then you will end up on efukt lel

>>26024140
He's not going to be there alone there will be other people there. So you can fuck infront of a bunch of people? Hope OP doesn't have any body issues

>>26024140
>being self-aware and naked in front of a room of jeering apes

This
>>26023326


If you're gonna lose it to an old broad, why not do it in private with a hooker?

>>26024367
if he's willing to fuck a pornstar on camera his first time he probably doesn't have any body issues

>>26023248
This. Why are you so eager to be next efukt celebrity, OP?

>inb4 op spergs out on set and becomes another victim of the efukt humiliation

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>>26023681
>>26023796
Here's the letter and reply.

>>26024756
watch out op, you dont want this to happen to you >>26024620

>>26024756
You lucky bastard. Be prepared though, the pressure could kill you.

>>26023649
>>26023097
OP you probably already know, but don't stick your tongue out and pant

>>26024933
I hope things work out okay, I really really don't want to fuck this up.

>>26025132
The pressure is already killing me NOW and it's months away.

OP for the love of god please don't make any noise, when guys moan during porn it ruins it

>>26023856
This. Give a shout out to 4chan and/or /r9k/ right as you bust a nut.

>THIS IS FOR ALL MY VIRGIN ROBOTS ON 4CHAN!
>FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26023097
>Nicole Aniston

OP will get cucked on film.

You need to start training for this, you can't afford to go into this unprepared. I suggest you invest in a fleshlight to get the feel for the thrusting motions and stamina.

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>>26025248
you have to do this op, make stewart copeland proud

>>26025167
>The pressure is already killing me NOW and it's months away.
Work on those abs, anon. You're gonna need to fug her for over 40 minutes, you'll need the endurance.

>>26025323
My plan is to watch nothing but Nicole Aniston porn for the next few months and edge myself for hours so I can last longer once I get the real thing.

I've watched this one like every day for the past week, it's one of my favorites:

http://www.redtube.com/1205941

>>26025350
Yeah I'm planning to work out a bit, I really need to be in top form for this.

>>26023097
Did. Not. Happen.

original

how old are you? this in now ori

>>26023248
nah

only thing i'd be worried about if i were him is not being able to get hard from the nervousness, if that happened to me i'd kill myself.

>>26025533
this is more likely to happen than op cumming to quick

Yell 4chan as you're about to cum

>>26025533
I got hard pretty quickly just standing naked in front of a completely clothed ex-pornstar, and perked right up as soon as she grabbed my dick. So there shouldn't be any problems there. I hope.

>>26025574
I like the idea of saying something like "take my hard robot cock" or something like that better.

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Holy fuck fAm the stories made here for sexual the beta cucks make here for sexual release lawl

>virgin white boi get cucked by BBC

Can't wait to see it

>>26023856
>>26025248
This make a REEEEEEEEEEEEE sound as you're cumming

>>26025606
>take my hard robot cock

don't thats fucking cringe

>>26025660
And yelling "4chan" or "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" isn't?

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>>26025574
>not yelling video games

>>26025696
nah but they wont even know what robot means

you might as well say BEEP BOOP IM GONNA POUND UR PUSSY

>>26025783
i think thats more cringe than take my robot cock

>>26023827
underrated
FUCK BOT

On a semi-related note, could a guy that's ~7.5" long with a ~5" girth get into porn? Is that decent, or would I have to do smalldick stuff?

>>26025881
I don't think you should blame the bot, man. A one word post is /b/-tier.

>>26023535
>>26023649
Fuck, a combination of those two is how I see my first time going down...

Say "feels great man" right after you climax as a subtle nod to r9k. normies won't suspect a thing

>>26026016

Hahaha this, you will go down in history

Should've saved your virginity for a whore that can actually fuck. Good luck anyways.

>not requesting dani daniels

u fucked up

how big is your dick op?

>>26023097
Enjoy your herpes.

blox

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>early april
>this isn't just some setup for an april fools joke

>>26026707
>yfw nicole and a buck walk in and OP is locked in the room

>>26023097
I look forward to seeing this hilariously embarrassing performance OP

youll probably bust in about 30 seconds and then the crew will laugh at you, with closeups of your sweating face

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>>26025754
I miss these comics

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>>26026978
Yeah me too and I'm definitely not typing just to avoid the robot

>>26023535
>>26023649

More like these?

orignalcumfuck

>>26023097
>saw this bitch
>thought she was hot
>pull up a video of her getting fucked
>she opens her mouth and her tongue is covered in that disgusting white disease shit

Fucking brush your teeth, bitch

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>>26026402
This

You done fucked up OP.

If i had to make a list of pornstars i could really fuck, Dani would be a top 5 no doubt.

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>>26025296
Lel

I've always wondered where they find the guys to play the cuck in those dogfart videos

Guess you are somehow gonna share with us the video if it actually happens now

>>26024756
>>26023097
How are people this fucking beta? This is why I hate porn, strippers, and prostitutes. Literally just services that put women on a pedestal for being whores. Then they wonder why hoes ain't loyal.

Just hire a prostitute dipshit. You're going to put yourself on a released porn video and don't think that just because you have a dick that people aren't going to judge your or consider firing you for doing dumb shit like that.
Also make sure your future girlfriend never finds out, she'll dump or cheat on your ass.

>>26023165
Holy shit, I can't believe nobody had ever posted that before you.

>>26023097
Okay this infatuation with Nicole Aniston is weird as fuck. You were shitposting about her on /tv/ and now you're taking it to other boards.

I'm glad you found a pornstar you really really like but please, stop spamming this shit