I've posted here before about how I've been sending messages to pornstars asking them to take my virginity.
For the past two years I've gotten no replies, until last week. I opened my e-mail expecting it to be a threatening letter or something telling me to stop, but instead it was a reply thanking me for showing interest and gave an address and number to call for an "interview". It was just a few hours ago.
I was scared to death for a while and like couldn't breathe, but since I live in SoCal and porn can literally be a drive away in some places, I made an appointment and went.
No, Nicole Aniston wasn't there but I met with some retired porn actress whose name I didn't get. I was nervous as hell and she noticed and said it was okay, and that they don't reply often to "requests" because most of them are pranks.
We talked for a bit and I felt like shit when she asked my age and then said that it must suck to still be a virgin at my age.
Then she asked me to strip down.
I froze at that but she said if I was going to have sex, I'd have to get used to showing myself. So I did and I stood in front of her and I was really getting hard.
She took a good look at me, head to toe (I'm like 5'7 and fairly slim) and then she reached out and grasped my cock. She didn't do anything though, just ran her hand down the shaft once and then said "pretty decent". She also said that I should shave the hair off (I don't keep much there) to make my dick look a bit bigger than it is, a common porn trick.
Then she told me to put my clothes back on, I did, and she asked if I was really serious about losing it to a pornstar. I said that I was.
And that was basically it, she told me that it's not a guarantee but I have a good chance of filming with Nicole in early April and that they were "touched" by my story. I'd get called a month beforehand and would have to get an STD test and then show it on the day of filming.
So. This might actually fucking happen.
This is gonna be bareback, right?
If you're not going in bare and unloading inside her, what's the point?
In her case I e-mailed the address on her twitter page. I sent the same message every four months or so and only got a reply recently. Was never really expecting any.
It's not set in stone yet, but yeah I hope so.
I sent the same letter every few months to different pornstars with only the name changed (Nicole Aniston, Rachel Roxxx, Jynx Maze etc...) but this was the only reply I've ever gotten. So it can happen.
AFAIK, yes, no condom.
>I sent the same letter every few months to different pornstars with only the name changed (Nicole Aniston, Rachel Roxxx, Jynx Maze etc...) but this was the only reply I've ever gotten. So it can happen.
Post the letter, anon.
Dear Nicole Aniston,
My name is XXXXXXX XXXXXX, and I've watched you for years and enjoy your work. You're beautiful and the sexiest pornstar out there by far.
I'm still a virgin, probably in large part that I couldn't compare anyone else to you. I want my first time to be with you.
I know that porn studios do shoots with virgins and I was hoping you'd give me a chance.
Hope to hear back from you.
If this is true, that's kind of a pathetic letter. Let's see the actual email tho.
I don't know what to tell you, anon. It's kind of cool, but at the same time you're fucking someone who has absolutely zero interest in you and will spaghetti in front of a room of people most likely. Why not just do it with a hooker in private or something?
>her face when trying not to laugh as he spazzes out thrusting
This will be you, OP.
>not planning on murdering them all in that van
christ man get it together
in porn the cumshot is usually recorded before the fucking, guy saves cum gives facial in 2 minutes, can fuck for a long time since just shot his load
that's why facials are usually faded into
you have to do this op, make stewart copeland proud
My plan is to watch nothing but Nicole Aniston porn for the next few months and edge myself for hours so I can last longer once I get the real thing.
I've watched this one like every day for the past week, it's one of my favorites:
Yeah I'm planning to work out a bit, I really need to be in top form for this.
I got hard pretty quickly just standing naked in front of a completely clothed ex-pornstar, and perked right up as soon as she grabbed my dick. So there shouldn't be any problems there. I hope.
I like the idea of saying something like "take my hard robot cock" or something like that better.
Holy fuck fAm the stories made here for sexual the beta cucks make here for sexual release lawl
>this isn't just some setup for an april fools joke
I look forward to seeing this hilariously embarrassing performance OP
youll probably bust in about 30 seconds and then the crew will laugh at you, with closeups of your sweating face
Yeah me too and I'm definitely not typing just to avoid the robot
>saw this bitch
>thought she was hot
>pull up a video of her getting fucked
>she opens her mouth and her tongue is covered in that disgusting white disease shit
Fucking brush your teeth, bitch
You done fucked up OP.
If i had to make a list of pornstars i could really fuck, Dani would be a top 5 no doubt.
I've always wondered where they find the guys to play the cuck in those dogfart videos
How are people this fucking beta? This is why I hate porn, strippers, and prostitutes. Literally just services that put women on a pedestal for being whores. Then they wonder why hoes ain't loyal.
Just hire a prostitute dipshit. You're going to put yourself on a released porn video and don't think that just because you have a dick that people aren't going to judge your or consider firing you for doing dumb shit like that.
Also make sure your future girlfriend never finds out, she'll dump or cheat on your ass.
Okay this infatuation with Nicole Aniston is weird as fuck. You were shitposting about her on /tv/ and now you're taking it to other boards.
I'm glad you found a pornstar you really really like but please, stop spamming this shit