The schirl era has officially begun!!!

Fembots, are you ready to initiate schirl encounters?

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I can get behind this...

>original content comin' at ya live from new york city

there are sex workers who work with the retarded

>>26004621
I'm talking about a revolution.

>>25900738

>>26004049
That is a mighty fine pepe. Mind if I save it?

It'd be cool if something like this becomes a IRL meme and people actually start doing it and becomes normal.
A lot of memes become real, why wouldn't this one?

>>26004874
I'm hoping it goes viral.

>>25900738

You have schizophrenia, don't you?

>>26005038
You think that's what schizoid personality disorder is? LOL.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

>>26005135
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
Sounds like made up bullshit

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How would it work? When is it coming?

>>26004911
Exactly.

For the anons who keep insisting that a hand job is equivalent to masturbation, is soda equivalent to water? Is pizza equivalent to bread?

huge slut here, if you live in Ireland I will full on fuck you if

>we use a condom
>are not under age B&
>you dont fall in love with me or anything autistic
>are actually a virgin and not a cheeky cunt trying his luck

>>26005721
Are you a trap by any chance?

I'm not interested otherwise

i'd gladly fuck an incel
i want to claim his virginity and take in all of his nasty attributes that have left him with his incel status
it's a fetish of mine

>>26005928
Hand jobs are the foundation of schirl.

>>26005721
>>are actually a virgin and not a cheeky cunt trying his luck
How do you know? Testicle hymens?

My batwings are pure you paddy cunt.

>>26005721
I'm gonna be in county Mayo this summer. Kik?

>>26005928
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FUCK MY PHONES AUTOCORRECT, I AIN'T FIXING THAT SHit

>>26005721
Please make a post on /r9k/ or /soc/ in which you seek out an Irish incel. Then, meet up with him this week or the next. I want the guy to be a true incel, not some beta who gets action every few months.

i got schirled by my drug dealer

felt good man

Do any of you robots use /soc/? How's it like?

>>26006521
why? I feel like dick sucking would work better

>>26008000
Hand jobs are much safer.

>>26006635
Location, location, location. That's why we need more fembots to get involved.

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What the fuck is going on in here?

When did this become a thing?

Where is an average/ugly fembot angel savior reaping virginities in southern california?

>>26004049
>have sex with someone I don't love out of pity
>lose my virginity, the only valuable thing about me
>get called a whore


Even the guy I would have pity sex with to improve his life would think of me as a whore and lower than him. Why on earth would I (or any other sensible woman) do this?

>>26009530
Do you know any females you can sext the meme to? Or, do you know a Chad who can sext a female and say, "Hey, this pic is from Anon"?

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>>26010086
>do you know any females
>do you know a chad

>>26010050
You are using Hollywood logic.

To get a clearer understanding of how the guy would REALLY feel, read the OP of this thread: >>25900738

And, you're not just improving "his life." You're improving society. This week, I want you to walk up to an incel (a true incel, not simply a beta) and tell him you'll give him a hand job. His reaction alone will show you the potential of this revolution.

>>26010117
Here's Plan C:

Once you have confirmed that a cell phone number belongs to a certain woman who lives in your area, this is how the conversation should go, via text:

You: "Is this Stacey's number?"

Stacey: "Yeah. Who is this?"

You: "This is Anon. So, anyway, you're single, right?"

Stacey: "Yes" / "Uh, who wants to know?"

You: Send her the meme along with the message, "I just wanted to know if you would be interested in this. Please, it would really mean a lot to me."

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>>26010777
Do you seriously expect a real chat if you reply to a post every hour? Youre insane my man

>>26010842
It took me a long time to come up with that.

See, I don't lie.

>>26007355
Fuck drugs. Sexual charity should be much more popular than drugs.

This is great
Fembots can be like ISIS sex slaves for the beta uprising

>>26010842
And, that was such a weird complaint. Where the hell did that come from? I could be really busy for all you know.

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What's an incel? Is that like super virgin or something?

>>26011309
No, the Islamic equivalent is sexual jihad.

>>26011343
Bullshit, you already know.

>>26004049
can someone explain please

shirl = shill + girl?

involuntary celibacy has finally met its match?
i don't understand

>>26011516
Troll = Troll + Troll?

>>26011580
>>26011516

someone other than a tripfag answer me.

>>26005461
I think the growth in the popularity of schirl will be exponential, rather than linear.

>>26011635
well, i guess things that go viral are by definition exponential in growth.

can you please explain the joke, tripfag
i don't understand

>>26011620
I caught you and locked you up.

>>26011665
ok?
i don't understand

did you make this meme benman?

>>26011516
It has the definition under the word.

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>>26005721

>women consider a man's capacity for love to be "autism", literally a disorder

Oh wow, in aggregate women really are just callous, miserly, opportunistic jizz jars.

>>26011343

short for "involuntarily celibate", dingus.

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>>26011690
thank you.
i'm being stupid

what the joke with involuntary celibacy?

Fembots were made for this. I hope they realize that.

Are you going to kill yourself once this doesn't catch on at all?

>>26013384
No gonna do that at age 30 set default. Already an apprentice wizard so I will enter the void at that age and ascend mortals.

Honestly though, if this really did catch on, I'm not even sure I'd do it. I'm just too ugly. It wouldn't be right.

Any fembots in alberta canada

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You're doing god's work OP. Keep going, and remember that even the greatest ideas in history were often scoffed at by narrow minded society.

>>26005609
If you jerk off with your non-dominant hand (ie left-hand for most) it feels like someone else is giving you a handjob. If you've never gotten a handjob, try it. You can definitely feel the difference in the way your hand glides

(it's hard to actually cum that way since it's your non-dominant hand)

>>26011701
>love OR anything autistic
First of all, never fall in love over a shag. Second, autists have the tendency to fall in love over a shag. Third of all, falling in love in itself was not implied to be autistic.

>>26010050
>the only valuable thing about me
No offense but how ugly are you?