First and foremost, this is NOT about the individual female's personal gain, or lack thereof. It's about the OVERALL GAIN for society. But make no mistake, females will indeed be making the world a better place. This is the revolution. This is the Beta Uprising!
So, to put it very bluntly, females need to start acting like sexual Robin Hoods by giving incels hand jobs. The time has come for sexual charity to be a thing.
Fembots, you have the free will to make this a reality. You have the free will to make the world a better place. Stop emulating Stacey for once and USE YOUR FREE WILL. Walk up to an incel and tell him you'll give him a hand job. Keep in mind, this is not about business-transaction logic. This is about using your free will to bring happiness to the world. An unfathomable amount of greatness can be borne out of selflessness.
Please appreciate the fact that this will be a godsend for incels and betas, and that Forever Alone will finally become a thing of the past. I mean, how awesome is THAT? This year, I should be able to go to a charity center (or have a woman come to my place) and get a hand job and at least two boob touches and two butt grabs. Heaven, heaven, heaven.
Get ready, people, because this is no joke. This WILL happen in 2016. And girls, remember, showing your boobs or butt on /soc/ is simply not enough. The theme for 2016 (and beyond) is IRL. We have entered a new era, folks.
So, yeah, sexual charity in real life, or schirl, is a gamechanger that will turn society on its head. We'll finally be living on a planet where happiness creation takes priority over ego preservation. And, in regard to 4chan, it goes without saying that schirl stories will eventually dominate the greentext universe.
With this announcement, the seed has now been planted, and it's a robust seed that cannot be destroyed. The naysayers will roll their eyes, but schirl now exists as a concept and it's here to stay. And, once the concept goes mainstream, the male toolbox will finally contain a tool that it COULD'VE and SHOULD'VE always contained. For the time being, though, I would suggest that only females initiate schirl encounters.
Hmm, a meme that is actually worth promulgating. Is this real life?
Just imagine the first robot that has a schirl experience. He's going to come on here acting like he's seen the face of God. That should be fun. Also, I wonder how sites like Jezebel will treat this phenomenon. Can we assume that they'll erroneously discourage their readers from doing such vital, selfless charity work?
But I'm already dating an amazing robot tier bf. We were each other's only friends in high school and have been friends/dating for 6 years.
Why didn't you befriend the lonely loser girl like he did? And do you really think random handjobs will fix anything when you need a genuine connection instead of just infrequent sex acts?
There are no lonely loser girls. I hung out with a girl like that, only for it to be revealed she was actually just a stacy who didn't have any friends in that class. She tried to make me an orbiter and then told me to fuck off when she was done.
>I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYONE GET EXCITED THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING
>GIRLS PLS HAVE SEX WITH ME FOR FREE EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT CHAD
Did you even try? Sincerely?
There are genuine lonely loser girls. I'm good at spotting out girls who are actually alone vs. just not with friends at the moment.
Maybe it was just my high school that was full of them, but avg guys were too busy chasing after Stacy to notice the losers grills in the corner.
Also, I'll never understand why losers don't just date each other. I've never been so happy to be with someone who doesn't pressure me go out or do anything outside my comfort zone. And I obviously don't do it to him as well. Sometimes we're boring, sometimes we're exciting but it doesn't really matter because we're all we have and therefore we're here together unconditionally. It's really not worth it to have a Chad or Stacy bf/gf.
It's a certain level to comfy to be in the same room reading or playing vidya and not say more than a couple words to each other for hours. Just knowing they're there with you is a great feeling.
These are the kind of robots I hate, do you even really want that senpai?
I'd rather die a virgin than get pity fucked, my pride couldn't deal with that
It's the same reason I won't get a "practice gf" or go to easturn europe for easy hypergamous pussy
I'm really confused as to whether this is a super elaborate ruse or not, you made two threads and seem to have put a fair amount of thought into this
I've tried this. It doesn't work. It makes the recipient of the hand job clingy as fuck and they just want more rather than having any kind of realization about themselves and becoming un-beta.
I mean, I would never hurt my best friend/bf by doing this but I guess it's an interesting idea. Maybe some other girls will consider it.
Sorry I can't help out the cause. Pretty sure we're going to end up married one day.
>girls would rather them and their friend be massacred than to acknowledge the existence of a non-Chad male in a positive way
>fembots give us pity handjobs at a local charity centre
This is next level shit OP, you're asking too much. How are we meant to put this plan into action accordingly?
Can't we just get girls to spit on us and then use their saliva is lube?
After 7th or 8th grade, there were no loser girls.
I would certainly enter a relationship with a loser girl, but here are no loser girls after high school who aren't the most annoying kind of mental.
I've got some issues, but i'm relatively stable. I don't want to talk to someone who makes 90% of conversations about how crazy or bipolar or insane they are.
I just can't deal with it. I don't know whether she would want reassurance, advice, or just for me to listen to her whine about some petty shit she made a big deal about.
Are there any fembots in England down for putting this plan into action? We could be the kickstarter to a new revolution
I know that girls may seem intimidating or out of reach, but trust me there are loser girls in high school. I'm still a loser girl and I'm in my 3rd year of university. My only friend is still my bf, and I'm still his only friend. I've never went out clubbing, never had alcohol and I haven't said more than a couple words to another person in my program.
I've had a lot of "acquaintance" loser girls (more like we didn't have friends or get along, but we needed a group for class) that were sane. I can vouch that they exist in my area at least. I don't know where you'd find them after university, but school is literally your only chance to find one of these girls.
Use the time wisely or be alone forever pretty much.
This thread is such frustrating bullshit.
It's a lack of effort that traps you in the beta zone, not women and certainly not femanons. We're just as awful and maladjusted as you with the dicks.
Quit demanding what you can easily give yourself. Either shut up, take care of it yourself, or fix whatever the fuck is wrong with you and join the pathetic, shallow society you 'hate.'
What is it like for him, having a person feel this strongly about him? What kind of person is he like, can you describe him?
How can i find a person similar to you? what would the prerequisites be?
>You just need to try! It's that easy!
I don't think you understand what it is to be outcast from society. Of course you don't, you will always have options because of your genitalia.
>There are genuine lonely loser girls
I've only known one girl like that in my school years, and she was some weird, ugly black girl who smelled bad. I'm almost certain she had Aspergers, and not the cute kind of girl Aspergers. She had no friends and I never saw her with a boyfriend. My friends and I literally thought she'd be the most likely to shoot up the school.
A beta immediately falls in love with a woman if she just casually asks him how she's doing or if he is alright.
Now imagine a woman giving him a casual handjob and then going on with her own business.
That would make everything worse, betas would go crazy.
By the phrasing of the OP, you guys should realize that when someone like me has sex, it is "worth more" than when a normal person has sex. In other words, I appreciate it more and get more out of it than a normal person, and thus I have a greater chance of, say, inventing something that is beneficial to humanity. Whereas, after a normal person has sex, they simply go about their day.
i'm laughing so hard right now. but please dont take my laughter as insult and "shoot up a school" or something. i propose something else
instead of feeling sorry for yourself, try to improve yourself! girls want a guy who is confident, good looking, but most of all, just be yourself man. girls dont want a fake guy, or someone pretending to be someone that they arent.
seriously though?? 2 butt grabs? I stopped reading there because i couldnt stop laughing.
Once schirl becomes a known concept, you'll be able to ask a random woman on the street if you can touch her boobs. Last I checked, that mode of existence is a whole lot better than our current one.
I want to make one thing straight. You don't have a right to a woman's body. now stfu kid and stop crying. if you want to grab a girls butt how about talk to one like normal people do?
Why is everyone on this board so fucking stupid
Take a shower, comb your hair, put on a nice sweater, talk to girl (preferably a tipsy girl), make her laugh, get her number or, (if you're impatient like me) go to her place and fuck her. She'll probably make toast or pancakes in the morning.
ok, so you are 32, you had sex when you were probably a kid like 17, and grabbed a butt at 22 and 32 now
so it's been 10 years and you haven't considered some serious form of online dating like eharmony? come on man. You dont need some bruh like me, some guy on an anime image board to tell you this.
Go out there and make an effort to get the girls. because they arent just going to come to you, and you should not expect them to. You get what you put into it, and from what it looks like, you havent put much effort into getting a girl for 10 years.
I'm sorry, it's just not going to happen. I think something more realistic is you getting back out there and making an online dating profile on e*harmony, and trying to find a long time lover. (since you are 32, and getting kind of old). You shouldnt be doing younger dating sites.
What does attitude have to do with this? No one cares about attitude. I'm literally making an observation and also that doesn't answer my very legitimate question.
How does going to the gym restructure my face?
I actually have 10/10 Chad looks, but I'm an INTP with schizoid personality disorder. I don't stand a chance in the dating world, and I refuse to be anything but my true self. I mean, just look at my posts.