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Any of you Pommy cunts have a real fire to keep you warm over winter?
Are they legal over there, or do you need a fire permit?

To the guy who asked if I think being homeless would be better than living next to chavs, well it is that or suicide at this point. I'm not living like this any longer.

To the guy who asked about homelessness and if we had any advice:


Yeah. Don't do it. You feel like shit all the time, never able to relax. It's hell on wheels, avoid it at all costs.

Instead of plotting homelessness, get out and get a job that comes with accommodation - like a KP on a cruise ship or some other job that needs no prior experience.

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http://youtu.be/cKCHnFiMjho

>rock with me robo ooooooooooooo's

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Bite me the hardest.

This has been the best 2016 OP image so far.

Just pulled the jack out of my headphones by dancing around and yanking the chord.

They were an old shit pair, what should I get to replace them?

>>25976167
Mate, being homeless means you never have any time to relax. Even shitposting here becomes a lot of effort.

And the police don't give a shit about homeless people, very little people do actually. You're just a nuisance. You are no longer 'human' in the eyes of society. It's pretty sad when you think about it.

Tried to go to sleep and couldn't, not sure what to do now~

>>25976337
masturbate desu senpai

>>25976337

Go to sleep and don't wake up desu

>>25976348
I have been unable to do that since august~

>>25976334
there are several fake homeless people in my town center lately, they apparently average 100 bong a day plus food and other stuff

Who >nightshift here?

Bored out of my tits watching roulette on TV. Not so good for someone with a compulsive gambling problem.

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So I've recently gone to a psychiatrist and she's described me as schizoid. What does this mean for my future in britbongistan if I get an official diagnosis?

I wish I was a normie

I just want to not be a dissappointment

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>mfw I won't have to pay back my uni loans because out future muslim overlords will ban usury

Talos Principal making me feel a right mug. Usually good at puzzle games as well

>>25976731
love the story in that desu senpai

>>25976128
As a Scot expat living in Australia, this image, for some reason, is the exact image of Britain I have when I imagine of home. Doesn't matter where the fuck you are in the country, you will ALWAYS see a row of shops like this.

>>25976757
So do I.

It appeals to my interest in AI and Ancient History.

>>25976152
They're legal if you live in the countryside

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>>25976777
Boeing Trips

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>>25976337
I also failed senpai

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>>25976888
Nice trip
>lsd will not cure your autism
>2010
NYC
>seen the memorial that's all lads
>meet a guy in a bar
>they ne'er like the word pub tho
>tomorrow in going to byrocklyn
>my round
>New York city lad
>FAE
>fife
>what door you do
>I'm a data organiser from dallas
>be me
>be 25
>is that code for 4chan moderator
>yes
>loam
>last pic's I posted on bebo
>punk concert in bland
>the forgetters concert
>shut it down

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Who here /Brighton/?
I fucking hate this queer shithole

Had 5 weed brownies and 3 joints since 8pm, life is looking up lads.

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>>25977222
dude weed lmao.

you're worse than a council street chav. 'mirin those trips though

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>>25977143
>not enjoying brighton for its flood of boipussy
Your loss m8, i've met some good fucks over here

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>>25977260
Not a fag. It would be a lot more tolerable if I was.
And like 8/10 of the uni girls here are pink haired feminshits

>tfw 23 year old homo virgin
>tfw gay death closer than ever
>tfw people your age have been sexually active for almost a decade

>>25977248
If you say so, friend.

>>25977321
How did you catch the gay death as a virgin?

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Lads give me a movie to watch, watched Drive again last night and it was top.

Everyone here seems to be a bender

I tried bumming men. Couldn't keep hard for long enough.

>>25977375
Gay death is when you reach 25 and you are no longer attractive and will be rejected out of hand.

You are thinking of the gay plague

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>>25977319
>he actually tried to bum a guy
Fucking poof m8, we're just joshing

britfeel not brithomo

>>25977501
Don't care if they're trannies as long as there's activity in the topic

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>>25977455
Being gay would be pretty good m8
Wish I could pound boypussy and not be disgusted at the idea

>>25977546
>ha ha being gay is so easy
this triggers me

I thought I was gay. Ended up meeting a 40 year old dude on craiglist. Got there, realized I wasn't gay, but was too beta to leave so I got completely blind drunk on rum, sucked his dick, then spent the next few hours puking up in his bog

Not my proudest moment. Can't even sniff spirits anymore without gagging.

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>>25977428
By any means, Anon.

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Glass of sunny D at 3:10am boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI

>>25977590
Easier for casual sex senpai.

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>>25977591
Why a 40 year old man anon?
Should have found another bi-curious guy around your age.

>>25977678
as a 23 year old virgin with no end in sight, with my gay wizard hood beginning in 2 years, I beg to differ

>>25977678
Impossible for relationships though. But women are shit tier romantic partners, so you're fucked either way

>>25977716
They were all chavs. Thought if I was going to do it, I'd choose someone who at least had their own house and shit.

>>25977745
>I'd choose someone who at least had their own house and shit.
literally thinking like a golddigging women

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>>25977108
That's my painting booooooooooom room

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>>25977745
Just wait it out m8. Find a qt twink, get some money together between the 2 of you, rent out a hotel room and experiment.
Or do what any normal man would do and fuck a local escort

If you could lose your virginity to someone in britfeel who would it be?

poleaboo is the only right answer

>>25977834
I don't want to. I'm not into guys except 2D

3DPD

Mildly stoned, sitting in my mate's flat, just had a dirty takeaway burger.

Life's good for the moment lads.

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>>25977861
Just stick to wanks then

>>25977931
Seeing as women are repulsed by me, I plan to.

Going to try going to sleep again lads, good night~

>>25978251
night, tilde. sweet dreams

Had a cry.

>>25978283
it's badgood man

>>25977407
what sort of movies do you like

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>>25978251
Nice1
>V-day cards
>the fourteenth

>>25978306
normally historical movies, but Drive had me in the mood for that sort of movie.

>the little shop of horror's 0pera at carnage hall back stage blacked out hacked out 90's bid to be out pan handling at this age Pepe bro

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Le little shop of horror's opera at Robert the bruce hall back stage blacked out hacked out 90's bid to be out pan handling at this age Paul

>>25978283
Why mate?

>>25976128
I need some advice from fellow Scot lads on here tonight.
I'm currently living out in the colonies, for around 12 years now, since I was 7 years old, and I'm looking to going back home to study, because tuition here is too fucking high. Its slimy and gypsy as fuck but am I eligible for the free tuition still? I'm not a citizen of Australia and my passport has be renewed every time it has expired, so I can move about quite freely. Any ideas?

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>black tar

>old beach

Golden or Bomemetic

>>25978540
Being mental, pathetic and alone isn't the most emotionally stable combination of circumstances. I'll leave it at that to save you the wall of text.

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>>25977407
>watched Drive again last night and it was top

fucking pleb

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>>25977407
>Drive
>He doesn't even drive that much

Fucking nick nack paddywack Drives director is a hack.

>>25978958
Let it out lad.

who /nonwhiteenglish/ here?

Gentlemen there is a girl staying in my house for the week (friend of relative) and we're getting along pretty well but I can't keep a conversation going with her and I find it hard to have excuses to talk to her and see her.

I need advice because seriously I could've fugged her last night but I didn't take the chance and I don't know how to make another one.

What do I talk about and how do I get her alone and flirty?

>>25979402
seriously I need proper advice, this could be my ticket out of this horrible life

>>25979402
Show her your rare pepe folder.

>>25979444
srs, I could lose my virginity and you're fucking memieng at me?

>>25979474
Go with the minions folder then normie.

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I'll be here every day, I promise.

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>>25979548
>he's started a trip

>>25979548
Leave me alone please

>>25979614
I know you're not her. I'm not a fool.

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>>25977407
>Drive
Can't believe they made a film about an autistic chad

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Where were you when based britbong helmet-chan delivered?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZd9SovaQ0c

I've wanted to die for a very long time, but you've kept me alive. I hope one day you'll see that I'm a good person.

I hope you'll reward me for the years of suffering you've caused.

>>25981799
u wot senpai, explain yourself

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woke up at 5 lads, good to have a decent sleeeping pattern
had 2 dreams
1:
bad dream, working with some criminals and they're all stabbing some deformed homeless people in some large basement, somehow end up in a shopping center and everyone is looking at me trying to hide a big knife, one of the criminals take it off me and I just walk away
2:
Sat in a square room with old uni housemates on sofas getting high, tell one to open the door and everyone leaves so I do to. End up at the train station and get a train back, don't have enough change for a bus so I walk back from there. Notice that the way I'm walking home is very different, see a girl I used to know from school and chase her, end up walking straight through a car and realise I'm dreaming. Continue walking home and around the corner I end in a shopping centrer, think to myself I'm going to get some lucid fanny so walk around until I see a group of girls sat on a sofa in a hairdressers. Walk in and sit with them on a sofa but they scatter away. Carry on walking through the shopping center and get to the end where there is a sign of a local recruitment agency and the layout of a bank, the line was empty, woke up sad about getting blew off in my own dreams.

well this is a bit mentally ill for my liking so I'll come back later

Outbid on that ps4, pretty upset 2bh
Trying to find something cheaper but people are selling with games like fallout 4 and older releases of yearly put out games like AC/Cod/Fifa which I'm not bothered about

>>25983138
>Buying a PS4 for anything other than Bloodborne and the upcoming weeb games

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Post waifus

I do not deserve her

What's the best way to forget about something that happened yesterday?

>>25984231
Do something horrendously embarrassing today. We only remember the big stuff, so it will eclipse yesterday in your memory

Been up all night, need tips to stay awake for the whole day.

>>25984254
I don't think that would work somehow, would just getting really drunk help at all or only temporarily?

>>25984384
It's already moved to your long term memory, you're fucked.

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>>25984117
Nobody deserves their waifu

>>25983942
Only buying one so I can get in touch with old friends, I know they used to play CoD and Fifa so I'll have to get those
I do want BB and also wanted to play destiny, uncharted, TLOU and other games I haven't played on PC, might as well pirate everything if I can
I just want to go back to the days where we all used to play halo 3 together, video games are fun with friends and I've 0 friends on PC so I'll reduce myself to being a fifa normie if I have to

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>tfw you will never be able to sing well because deep voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eP5ptLsttt

>>25984654
You sound shit pham might as well suicide 2bh or at least stop doing anything musical

>tfw moving to Liverpool soon for employment
>tfw will soon be living in Liverpool

Should I buy pepperspray to keep the chavs away? Should I learn Krav Maga?

>>25984706
I think in liverpool it's a policy to carry around a can of red stripe or fosters but that might just be for the natives, and if anyone asks who you support make sure you say the reds

>>25984706
whats the job mate

I want an east asian gf

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>>25984745
>whats the job mate
programming computer machines

Applied to stuff in Manchester as well, but got a few interviews in Liverpool so... meh

At least moving to a new town is a good excuse for having no friends

>>25984744
This man is trying to get you killed, do not trust him. Say you support whichever team was local to where you grew up, regardless of whether you like football (having no team when asked is an unacceptable answer).

>>25984833
Liverpool is full of students and chinese, very few chavs around unless you're in the rough suburban areas.

Morning lads, Saudi Arabia has declared chess haram because it's a form of gambling. No vidya in a caliphate, that as much is clear.

>>25976152
Not touching that mate. It's too hot.

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who here /work_construction/?

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>>25976152

>haha you guys can't just make a fire anywhere what losers
>oh no another bushfire mate, 50 people have died

>>25976314
I would suggest some kind of wireless ones to avoid that happening in the future.

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>>25984117
postin waifu

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>>25985041

Primula status: In tube

200bong for ps4 and fifa 16 lads, should I do it?
>Sony Playstation 4 comes with FIFA 16 and all accessories, great condition with both the game and the ps4, fully boxed, with two headsets, a controller, charging cable, power lead, hdmi lead, smoke free home, will send out recorded delivery
Problem is I sent somebody else an offer and they haven't got back to me so I might end up getting dicked on by ebay

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>>25984966
There is no central authority in Islam, and there can be multiple Caliphs. A fatwah issued by some Saudi Mufti twat isn't exactly binding.

The Caliph of Britistan will undoubtedly allow chess, sports and vidya to be played, and for Betfred and other fine British establishments remain open.

>>25985041
CHEESOID HATESELF

>>25985029
Nope, but i'm glad the poles are taking over the business. There's a building site near me and 90% of the builders cars are new BMWs and Audis yet they have the audacity to complain about cheap eastern european labour making them starving and homeless.

Mum is going round uncle's house to clean it. Expecting lots of cider bottles and Miss Millies boxes. I hope my sister never has to do the same thing for me.

>>25976152
yeah i have a fire, we had a log burner but we ripped it out for a normal fire

>>25985098
I hope whetherspoons is included in that list of fine British establishments. Not sure what i'd do without my cheap sunday fry up (about to go down and get one infact)

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>>25984117
My waifu is pretty cool lads

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>>25984117

We post our waifus not because we deserve them now, but so they may inspire us to be worthy of deserving them in the future.

Or mental illness or something, I dunno.

>>25985098
Governments of every stripe have given you meaningless freedoms (see sexual deviancy we have now) so you notice less when they take away more important freedoms. The caliphate will be no different.

>>25985110

Pft, that's amateur hour. My dad who cheated on my mum and left when I was 3 and my sister was 3 weeks old was a complete knob again to my mum after she just met up with him because his dad died (My grandfather, never saw him but he was a violent wifebeater) She text him saying that she didn't want to see him any more because he just can't help being horrible and he replied with

"That's it, i'm going to kill myself now. Goodbye."

followed by

"The end."

That is what my genes are made of, I never had a fucking chance. The only upside is that he's pretty rich, though a drunken gambler.

>>25985123
As long as its a halal fry up

>>25985144

>no bacon or sausages

That is going to cause a civil war m8.

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>>25984117

>wake up with surprisingly no hangover
>post waifu

Only 1025, the day is full of possibilities anons

>>25985101
PETRIL

>>25985123
>Alcohol
>Bacon

Sorry mate but I think you're in for a disappointment. Get your fill now while you can.

>>25985094
bargain m8, might as well just ask if it's okay and how old it is

>>25977143
I forgot how hot Ariana is

>>25985159
Or black pudding

There must be a way to genetically engineer goats to be able to produce pork-like products.

>>25985142
He's tried to kill himself three times but he's a bit better now. Just sees nothing wrong with living in a complete shit hole. I've not sen it myself but the fact that my mum (who never swears) calls it a shit hole is rather telling.

>>25985188

Why don't you go round as well? See his house and his life, maybe it'll serve as a decent wake up call so you put the bottle down.

>>25985128
Last night I masturbated for two solid hours to almost every gallery she's tagged in on ExHentai.
I'm disgusting and I do not deserve her.

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>>25985213

It's ok friendo. Your harshest critic is yourself. Everyone stumbles, just make sure to keep walking afterwards.

Have some relaxing Hidamari music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3CdZ6LVrG4&

>>25985029
horticulture up in this motherfucker

>>25985191
It's not the booze I'm worried about. There's a hereditary brain disease in our family that we think he has. It causes loss of muscle control and stuff but the part I'm worried about is the Alzheimer type symptoms. I think that's where his apathy comes from.

Don't get me wrong, he has pickled his brain with alcohol too but I'm already conscious of my alcohol intake.

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IT IS SUNDAY MORNING AND SHE'S READY TO GO GO GO!

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>>25985247
Thank you Sakuanon, she is perfect and I am shit and I need to do more to better myself for her but I have no willpower

>>25985302
>>25985247
absolute dogs

What do you lads put on your porridge? I've just got a bit of salt on mine.

>tfw ariana grande used to be cute with redhair and no shit surgery

>>25985386

my depressed tears.

>>25985386
sultanas and honey usually

>>25985386

Is porridge worth the hassle of preparing it? I feel like I want to try it but breakfast is no time to innovate.

>>25985465
Might have to try that thanks.

>>25985461
I'll give that one a miss.

>>25985502
I put milk on it then two minutes in the microwave, give it a stir and another two minutes and you're done. Get on the porridge mate. Quality winter breakfast.

game over, big bone, i love homer, im a stoner

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I just got scared by a bee lads. I was having a fag out the back and this massive primeval beast comes at me with a noise like a helicopter. I ducked out of his way and waved my arms as he buzzed over my right shoulder then threw my fag on the floor and darted into the kitchen. I slammed the door and stood there panting as he beat himself against the glass trying to get me.

Not normally scared of bees or any other insects but this was a fucking demon.

>>25985184
Old news: America has been placating to the yidds by making Turkey Bacon and Beef/Chicken Sausages for decades.

>>25985502
Put porridge in bowl, put water or milk in bowl, mix. Put in microwave for 1 minute. You now have warm porridge in under two minutes.

>>25985502
worth preparing? there's nothing to it

get coffee mug, fill half with oats, dump into a bowl, fill mug with cow juice to same level, dump into bowl, 2 mins microwave, spoon of brown sugar - BOOOOOOM

gonna make me some right now

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>>25985386
Brown Sugar/Bitch or Maple Syrup

>>25985569
Bee's in winter? you must have been hearing things lad!

>>25985502
>preparing

>put oats in pot
>put milk in pot
>heat
>stir
>take it off heat and pour in bowl when you want

alternatively just do it in microwave

fucking blacks ruining this great country

>tfw the nights are finally starting to draw out again

>>25985629
Maybe that's why he was so aggressive.

>>25985669
Clocks go forward in exactly 9 weeks.

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>tfw stuck living in East Devon
Kill me pls

>>25985800
I can't wait, roll on spring.

>>25985802
are you a twink?

OC

hi every one, how are you?

>>25985878
Fuck off Alex. No

>>25985960
my name's connor actually

>>25985942
Getting pissed off by Sunday Politics in the West. Racist to ask Muslims to learn how to speak English apparently.

>>25985960
Who is this? How do you know my name and that I like twinks?

>>25985942
I am well, thank you for asking senpai

>>25985969
Are you in East Devon though famalam?

No. I'm not a twink

>kid who hates East Devon is back

m8, just wait until you are older, you'll fucking love the place. You should leave for most of your 20s though. I'm stuck in Guildford and eagerly await the day I can move back to Exmouth.

>>25985980
It's got fuck all to do with race though. We'd say the same shit to the French and Germans.

>>25986126
I've been to Guildford once and thought it was really nice

>>25986160

It is, but everyone is so fast and on the go and Londony, I was in Devon for 28 years and I just don't get it. Also a lot of junkies and bums, a lot more than in Devon weirdly.

I miss having a simple job in a mouth fedora shop in Exmouth.

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>>25984117
so late in posting her, hahaha can't do anything right.

Mum keeps bothering me about getting a part time job as well, does anyone know the absolute easiest 12 hour job a week i could get? never really worked before.

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>tfw /g/ recommends ThinkPads and I fall for the meme

Just pulled out my X230 in a a lecture, everyone actually laughed at me.

I wish I never fell for the meme.

>>25986240

You deserve to be laughed at, fucking hell.

>>25986126
I've been here for years. Though I hardly post on r9k now.

There's shit to do in Exmouth

>>25986266

If it's that bad you could always jump off of Orcombe Point, that's what most of the local an heros do. If you're looking for a busy city life of fun and excitement then yeah, you need to get out asap.

>>25986202
Part-time machine operation

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>>25984117
Here's my waifu senpai~

Woke up with the taste of blood and vomit in my mouth again. Probably going to spend today being sick and I don't want to eat anything either. I wish I had a better way of dealing with these feelings but I already know I can't stop~

>>25986259
What should I have gotten instead?

>>25986292

A notpad and a pen, would have saved yourself a couple of hundred pounds and not been laughed at.

>>25986240
You're paranoid. No one gives a fuck what laptop you have

>>25985980
But Muslims can be people of any race who follow Islam... getting tired of the media bullshit.

>>25986289
Go see a doctor you fucking melt

>>25986305

Generally, westerners are too smart to believe that utter nonsense though. Christianity is superior in every single way. Islam is stuck in the lifestyle of 1000 years ago.

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>brit thread

littered with virgin weebs


why are british men such fucking beta cucks?

>>25986348

Why are Irish people still so bitter towards us? We're completely over the whole thing.

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>>25986348
i don't think anyone here is a weeb senpai. we hate weebs.

>>25986389
Not bitter just lolling at your plight

>>25986301
I'm doing CS you fucking normie

>>25986326
>adventures of a lifetime
>two in a canoe
>north Norway to south England up the west coast
>Dunoon
>done
>13 write poetry
>26 join oil field
>39 retire
love maths
http://youtu.be/orvE_MvseNQ
>master baiter
>learning stuff

>>25986402

That's quite a character flaw you have, you should try and work on that.

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>>25986348
No Dogs
No Irish
No Pakis

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>>25986424
Thanks, Mr spotty neet armchair psychoanalyst.

I'll be sure to heed your advice...

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I'm enjoying the amount of K-on in this thread, might rewatch season 1 again but I fucking hate anime these days, 1 > 2

>>25986480

Excellent, you might want to try and reign in the insults as well. I'll be on my armchair reading self-help books written by unqualified lunatics if you need me.

>>25986486
>1 > 2
Objectively wrong

Fuck off is this not an original comment

>>25986348
>tfw neither

>>25986305
So they're mostly white British? Jog on.

would any one be comfortable with me cumming on a picture of their waifu then taking a picture and giving it to them?

>>25986240
Just bought a thinkpad myself for uni off ebay. 180 quid for i5, 8gb ram. Not bad at all, i'd be paying 10 times that if it had an apple logo on.

>>25986546
i think the mugilads would be pretty cool with that. they are usually into that sort of thing.

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>>25986578
eat shit 2bh pham, hard enough as it is having to share

>>25986546
I would not be comfortable with that senpai~

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>"I just want a real man and a real relationship"
>next day
>"All about time with the girls, single is definitely the way forward"
That's what you get for being a fucking dog ugly psycho cunt you hoore

Anyone here only have Instagram for wank material?

>>25986604
cuckaroooooo

>>25986612
why not senpai, please let me do it to you tilde my love

>>25986282
Tell me where to find crazy psycho girls in this shit town and I'll stay

>>25986690
I do not really like lewd things and I love my waifu too much to allow you to do such a lewd thing~

>>25985391
>tfw when you are into bimboification though

Morning lads

Suicide looking imminent at this point

>>25986480
Just keep working hard and pay your taxes Mr. O'shaunopotato, you need to pay back that bailout from the UK :^)

>>25985629
The queens go into hibernation but if there is some unseasonal warmth or if they're sleeping next to some radiators or something it can wake them up early.

>>25986763
>I do not really like lewd things

straight bull desu senpai

>>25986240
Should have just got a macbook pro mate and dual booted

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>>25986546
yes i'd love that cum on cara please

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>>25986546
koro

>>25986808
I'm not lying anon! I-I'm very pure and innocent~

>>25986820
>cuckbook pro

Expensive as shit desu

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>>25986546
carararoo

>>25986853
Doesn't look like it was made in the 90s though like your Thinkpad which still has a VGA port ffs

>>25986872
if she had a penis she'd be the perfect woman

>>25986872
She seriously needs to sort those fucking eyebrows out

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I fucked up lads I fell in love and she thinks it's ironic not bomemetic so I gotta stop lording http://youtu.be/LFasFq4GJYM my non medicated ways over you I know self medication is not in my doctors notes and that's how I'll sit down and wait in the coughing lounge from hell thinking of you. If not already pic related. I fuck up again lad need a good sixteen inch intrenched in depression pizza I'll order again tonight but if this love finds me standing silent I'll have to go to Reddit as out site is not a game made for two.
Tao and hi Japan.
>only five skins left
>fml
for my love

what's for lunch lads?

I'm currently eating a beef and horseradish sandwich with some gherkins and a slice of fruitcake

>>25986962
Hopefully my mum makes sunday din dins

>>25986833
can you hurry up and cum on her please

thank you

>>25987006
im waiting for you to cum on her...

>>25986962
I had some cous cous with fruit in it. It was OK.

>>25986962
pot noodle BBB
Burritos for tea
Might be working next week it just hit me, hopefully I don't come of as a total sperge straight away

>>25986972
>tfw every family meal was senpai meeting
>rather eat on my own desu
>bitch mint
is folic acid for high blood pressure?

>>25986202
If there's a Bargain Booze by you, check if they're hiring sales assistants.

It was my first foray out of NEETdom, and it's piss easy.

Sunday afternoon Rammstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4ADcMn3dA

>>25986962
Nothing, of course~

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>>25984117

Tfw I'll never get to ruffle that fluff.

And once again the depression sets in

>tfw lost my job
>tfw no gf
>tfw 23 still living at home
>tfw no motivation left anymore

Just want it to end lads

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im fucking black lads

why did it have to be me

>>25986962
Bacon, cheese and sausage oatcakes lad.

>>25987130

You from stoke?

>>25987096
Sounds like the only way is up then.

>>25987141
Where else mate, very few other places in the world serve the king of all foods that is the oatcake.

>>25987051
Employee discount?

Got some sausages on the go, might have a few eggs and some beans too. Shame the breads gone mouldy.

>>25987177

Where do you go for yours? I used to go the hole in the wall but haven't been able to find anywhere better since it closed.

Everybody likes high lane oatcakes but I dropped them when they microwaved my food.

>>25987096
>>tfw no motivation left anymore

I've been like this a few years now. It's a really shitty feeling trying to get the energy to get myself out of bed every morning.

>>25987224
If I happen to be in Castle I'll go to oatcake heaven, they did me right through a couple of years of college, but mostly I just buy my own at the supermarket and do them in house now.

>>25987051
The Bargain Booze near me is full of weird arabs and an angry Polish guy.

Infact last time I was there there was this really spergy English robot guy who was new there and was getting yelled at by the Polish guy. It wasn't you was it?

Think I'm gonna order some Dominos lads I'm fucking starving.

>>25986962

PB&J sandwich, just like every weekend.

I'm looking out for some lunch alternative that takes less effort to prepare, have considered just eating the bread by itself but it would be quite dry.

>>25986876
At least mine is upgrade able and won't make me look like a metrosexual cuckold normie nigger faggot, Mohammed. Did you buy that with your government appointed benefits?

>>25987337
how about you learn to cook you wasteman

>>25987354
Fastfood tastes infinitely better though faggot

>>25987338
Sometimes I have just bread but it gives me the hiccups

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/22/locals-fled-pool-after-migrants-masturbated-into-jacuzzi-defecated-into-kids-pool-molested-bathers/

Love being English lads. Fuck sake.

>>25987625
>The men believed to be responsible, Syrian and Afghan asylum seekers, were arrested and released by police.
>Released
When will this nightmare end?

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>>25987625
this guy scares me.

>>25987680
Never. It's fucking over, bomb this whole shithole. I'm moving to Wales/Scotland/N-Ireland. Can't take this anymore.

>>25987325
Nah, I left mine ages ago, and the only person who did any yelling was our manager, some old woman who was never really in the shop.

>>25987694
We need more terror attacks. If a few more Paris level attacks go down then the governments wont be able to contain the citizens from fucking murdering shitskins.

>>25987709
>implying

Have you been on twitter after a terrorist attack mate?

90% of posts are sympathising with the terrorists.

>>25987709
They're animals but they're not braindead. I think they know if they keep it lowkey then the media will cover it up.

>>25987730
That's just SJWs though, they're just a loud minority. It's going to get to a point where people don't fucking care if they're labelled a racist bigot for calling to ban immigration/deport refugees/fucking nuke the middle east. Shit like that article is just helping to open people's eyes.

We just have to survive until then.

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I have a cold AGAIN!!

Going to hve to start washing my hands way, way more.

>bite skin at side of nails when bored
>do this a lot at work
>touching stuff with germs on that the other lads have been touching
>put fingers in mouth

6 months prior I was NEVER ill but now that winter is here, more people are getting ill and I'm catching it off the bastards

>>25987689

He wants to hand Falklands over to the Argies because he's a genuine cuck

>>25987752
I disagree mate I don't think there is any coming back from this, personally I hope Islam takes over so I can see the look on those lefties faces when they realise what they have done.

>Someone in my building keeps shitposting and getting banned from 4chan, banning me in the process

What do lads?

>>25987752
>Shit like that article is just helping to open people's eyes.
Yeah the normies on facebook can't get enough of Breitbart's website. Mainstream media would never report this unless they absolutely had to.

>>25987775
Get permabanned and find a VPN that works, that'll teach him.

>>25987775
Which board do they post on?

>>25987782
Might just do that. It's every few weeks without fail. They shitpost constantly, get banend for a few days/weeks, unban for few days and I can post again and then they get banned again for being an autist every fucking time.

>>25987786
They're crossboarder scum. usually /v/, ,/a/, /pol/ but end up getting global for being an idiot on basically every board

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>>25987625
>Yiddish right-wing media

Gotta be true

Just want a friend lads

>>25987341
Read what you wrote back to yourself

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>mfw celebrities with thousands of fans that would do anything for them, have the money to buy whatever they want, don't have to grind away at some draining, pointless job and just have an all around amazing life go on about just being happy and being thankful for living and all that bollocks

Ok, tell you what, lets take away all your fame and money, stick you in a monotonous job that is going nowhere and see if you still talk about how good life is and how you should just be happy.

Fuck this annoys me. Especially those Kardashian cunts. They're the worst for it.

>>25987757
Get one of those small hand disinfectant dispensers and use it after being outside/public transport/etc

>>25987884
Dont forget despite their riches people give them shit for free so they dont actually have to spend anything

>>25987887
I've ordered a couple bottles of hand sanitizer. One for work and one for home.

>>25987884
Wanna start the revolution brother?

>>25987884
>tfw you will never be a slut built for fucking like Kim K

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PAKIS OUT NOW l

>>25987959
>Refugees have creampied more English girls in a month than you will in your entire life.

>>25987884
Let's see shall we?
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/23/petition-feminist-migrant-activist-actress-emma-watson-spend-week-in-migrant-camp/

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>watching an anti-britfeel bait thread slowly slide off the board with no replies

>next door neighbour is a fat 70 year old chav in a council house
>lived next door to me for 20 years and never worked a day
>find him on Normiebook
>multiple posts every day complaining about the how the government spends tax payers money, while on the next post he will be bragging about all the bennies he gets,
>posts loads of shit about how he 'pledges his allegiance to the Queen'
>complains about immigrants coming over here for bennies yet has never worked in 20 years I've known him and literally brags about getting extra bennies
>loads of posts about 'our brave boys'
>has a post about how all Muslims should be hanged
>next post is John Lennon - Imagine saying 'we should all take the time and listen to the words of this song we could all learn from it'

>The caliphate of chavs

>>25988158
This British colony will never fall

Important poll for your consideration:

http://strawpoll.me/6627732
http://strawpoll.me/6627732

>>25987884
tell you what mate, why don't I strip you of all your wealth and material possessions and send you packing off to poo in loo ville so you can shit in the street and pick up fucking scraps of copper out of a landfill for money and then we'll see you complain about how shit your old life was, cretin.

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>>25988236
Stay mad braaaaaaaaaah

>>25988256
stay sad brah

>>25988218

Has to be the shirt with flames, he will end up being the next Guy Fieri and then one day will take you to flavourtown.

>>25988236
Everything is relative kiddo

>>25988236
>tell you what mate, why don't I strip you of all your wealth and material possessions and send you packing off to poo in loo ville

I'd just immigrate back here with the refugees mate and pick up some free housing and bennies on the way. Shit would be cash.

>>25988236

He would just immigrate back here like all the other poo in looers.

>>25988300
>refugees are coming from India

nah lad

>>25988286
exactly, so he should stop whinging about his relative comfort

>>25988270
WHY YOU MAD THOUGH, BRO?!

>>25988218
>The entire Western Canon
Don't see what could go wrong

>>25987380
It really really does. Anyone who says home cooking tastes nicer is lying or deluded

>>25988316
>exactly, so he should stop whinging about his relative comfort

Relative to people in this country obviously he is not comfortable. People in Chinese sweatshops are more comfortable than kiddies in Zimbabwe, doesn't mean they can't complain.

>>25988345
yeah alright mate we'll agree to disagree
but in my opinion you can't compare the UKvsIndia to ChinavsZimbabwe you're just grabbing at straws

>>25988218
>tfw when you were so desperate to vote for the britfeel memes that you missed the even more hilarious "hey reddit" option

On Her Majesty's Secret Service is on. I can't remember if I liked it as a kid or not but everyone says it's the worst film. Is it any good?

>>25988395
worth a watch

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>>25976128
He opens his lies and dies
>robert burns

Thinking about ordering a Bonsai tree. I've liked them for a long time but never bothered to get one.

I wanna buy one that's already mature instead of growing my own from a seed as it will take fucking years to grow into something worth looking at.

>>25988425
what species?

>>25988445
I don't know yet, I'm still looking. I love the white pines but they are stupid expensive.

>>25988425
They look cute you should get one

>>25988461
it would need to be kept outdoors im afraid.

most people in the uk, buy Chinese elms from the garden centres as they can be kept indoors. theyre not going to look like an epic pine tree but some can have a nice shape.

I was taught bonsai as a child by my uncle.

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>>25988421
Nice Twenty One

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>>25988524
heres an okay shaped Chinese elm, I call them mid bonsai because whilst theyre not epic 100 year old trees, they grow fast and can be shaped easily to then grow old with you.

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>>25986289
I'm on the strong bow of light the darker side of monster but a way of life for the man from Fife have a drink and feel a little bristol inem.

>>25988622
That's not bad looking. Are there any others that can be kept indoors?

>>25988380
It's not supposed to be a comparison, it's an example to explain the logic

Why do retards always do this?

>durrrr you can't compare

Missing the entire fucking point

>>25986439
>http://youtu.be/1RZBK9-M1qI
>ME

>>25987803
share screencaps of the post please

They took the cuck part out of the Just Eat advert

>>25988638
the selection of plants suitable for indoor bonsai is small im afraid.

ideally you want something with tiny leaves so they look like small trees. but you can shape any plant almost.

you wont get any conifer types or pines that will grow indoors im afraid. some people will tell you things like buddist pine can be kept indoors but they will die in the long run.

theyre just out there to sell you something and when it dies you think you did something wrong. see this guys problems.
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2332211


some Korean box trees also look like Chinese elm and are also sold as bonsai in the uk at garden centres.

observe something like this.
http://www.herons.co.uk/Indoor-Bonsai-Trees/

that's usually a good way of getting an idea of what can grow inside.

bonsai just means potted tree, its the talent of the stylist that makes them attractive, not the species.

don't spend a lot of money, you don't need to.

Eating microwave chow mein and questioning my life choices up to this point

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Who /lefthanded/ here?

>tfw 24 and write like a 10 year old
>tfw ridiculed for handwriting
>tfw still shit no matter how hard I try to improve it

>>25988655
I'm just saying you should be happy for the shit you've got, some people don't have a lot but they're still lucky to be born in this country etc

>>25988963
Well, at least you've eaten today

>>25987884
reminded me of this oldie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld4Sj5s5ZBk

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>>25988900
>>25988638
another option for you could be an artificial bonsai.

you can get some good looking ones, and shit looking ones.

that's how you would get a good looking indoor pine tree.

pic related is a fake.

>>25988973
>lefthanded
>only issue is that sometimes pen smudges

don't blame your shit handwriting on being left handed Tbh my hand writing is lovely

if i cant have fun

i'd rather no one has fun

why am i such a shit person

>>25989025
>ywn live to see this system of keeping the rich rich abolished.

it will probably happen when manual labour is practically gone, and humanity has reached the age of specialization due to advances in robotics and ai development. so right after we die. gee thanks.

>>25989139
Sounds like you're suffering from a mixture of autism and edgy. I'd suggest working on your self-awareness.

>just applied for JSA

It's time to get off this NEET train. How difficult will it be for me to get a job? I'm 21 and never had one.

>>25989187
It depends on where you live and what you look like

>>25989139
I think my recent years would have been much better if I had that mindset. I'm the opposite, though, so if I can't have fun I want someone else to. Leads to the usual story about being a doormat that can't say no.

>>25989207
I live in Kent

>depends on what you look like.

Why would that matter?

>>25989224
>tfw kent NEET
we could have been NEETbuds. I'm sure mummy would have loved to see me with a friend

Going to try no fap for a few days. Sex drive has been pretty high lately and I have been fapping tons but I feel I'm doing it so much that it's draining me. Even did it twice at work the other night I was so bored.

>>25989183
i dont have autism and im not an edglelord

infact i hate edgelords

>>25989224
Being tall and or good looking is probably as useful a having a degree.

You will find it very difficult to work retail or service industry as an ugly man. call centers require someone who is 'confident and out going' i.e good looking.

Entry level is all about cronyism and the halo effect

>>25989251
Where in Kent are you from, lad? Folkestone here. No bully please.

>>25989251
>>25989224
>>25989269
i live in kent, rainham

L O L

>>25989268
>tfw 6'0 manlet with 5/10 face

I'm doomed

>>25989269
>>25989288
Thanet here.

I dropped out of college like 2 years ago and have been a NEET since. I'm a very recently diagnosed schizoid though so everything's changing right now.